#i only like him when his hair looks like a vsco girl

[gyusvalentinesz]

Collision Course (Gyutaro Oneshot)

YA'LL THIS WAS WAAYY TOO LONG. Also pls give me ideas for things you want me to write!! ˚₊۶ৎ˙⋆ All you wanted to do was to go skating, but you end up on the floor with the worst head pain imaginable. ˚₊۶ৎ˙⋆ WORD COUNT: 2.6K!

Today was a good day to go out. The sun is shining on the burning pavement, the birds are chirping, and it’s disgustingly humid outside. 

Since it’s such a good day out, you decide to skate to the skatepark. What better to do than to go to the skatepark and use your new roller skates? 

You make your way to the park, humming a tune. When you turn on the sidewalk, you notice a group of skaters leaning against a brick wall and talking loudly. When you squint your eyes, you realize you actually recognize them from your school! It’s Akaza, Douma, Kaigaku, and Gyutaro.

They’re a popular group in the school for being delinquents and causing the most trouble. Mostly Gyutaro and Akaza though cause the most ruckus since they get in the most fights.

As you skate closer, their voices get louder. There's low laughter, inappropriate jokes, and Douma blasting music on his phone.

You nervously swerve by them and make your way to the ramps. They stare at you so intensely, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stick up.

As you keep skating, you trip over a crack in the sidewalk and almost fall on your face. You quickly recover, and you’re praying that they didn’t see- but of course they did.

“Smooth!” Akaza yells at you, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

Kaigaku looks at the rest of the boys and snickers, “Yo, she almost ate shit…”

You keep skating away, pretending that you don’t hear them. Your face is red with embarrassment, and the heat from the sun. You look down on the ground, and almost get your toes ran over by some guy speeding on his bike. 

“Sorry ma’am!” The guy says while continuing to peddle away.

“What the fuck is going on today?” You mutter to yourself. This time, the group of boys didn’t see you. Thankfully.

☆

“Yo!” Gyutaro announces to his gang, directing their attention onto him. “Look what I got,” he says as he whips out a 22” pastel pink Penny board from his backpack.

The group's eyes widened in shock, and they all burst out laughing at the sight. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRO?” Akaza wheezes, “You a princess now or what?!”

Kaigaku and Douma slap each other's backs as they hit the wall as if they’re being dragged into hell. They’re absolutely losing it.

Gyutaro holds up the board with a proud smirk on his face, and he says, “This’ Ume’s shit.” He says proudly, “From her VSCO girl era or whatever the fuck it’s called.”

He grins wider as he looks at the pink board with faded stickers from 2019 to 2020 on it. There’s literally one that says “Anna Oop-“ on it.

“I stole it from her since my board fell in the river last week, don’t ya’ll remember? Since dumbass Kaigaku over here tried to do an ollie on the fuckin’ bench and kicked it into the river like an idiot.”

Gyutaro just scoffs and rolls his eyes so hard at Kaigaku, it looks like it hurts. Kaigaku just clutches his stomach as he keeps laughing.

“Dude! That ain’t my fault!” Kaigaku tries to sound offended, but he fails miserably. “The grip on your board was ass!” 

“Kaigakuuu~” Douma chimes in, “Maybe it was just you wearing your unicorn slippers?” Douma then puts his hand to his chest dramatically.

“Yeah, who the hell uses slippers while tryna do an ollie?” Gyutaro suddenly lurches at Kaigaku, making him squeal. It's all pretend though.

“They had grip, dude!” Kaigaku points to his chest as if he’s a man pleading to not get arrested. “They had little rubber bottoms!”

The group explodes again. They’re doubling over, laughing, and slapping each other’s backs. Strangers pass by and look at them as if they’re insane.

It goes silent for a couple of seconds when they all stop laughing. The only sound now is the sound of Douma’s music from his phone, other skaters in the park, the loud birds chirping, and distant dogs barking.

Akaza slowly turns to face the group, a mischievous grin on his face. “Yo,” he says quietly, gripping Kaigaku’s shoulder with one hand as if he’s gonna drop a bombshell. “You all know that ditzy girl that passed by us, right?”

Douma just blinks in confusion, “Yeah, I know her? She helps decorate the gym sometimes with me for all the events.”

Akaza’s grin spreads wider, his eyes filled with deviancy. “I kinda wanna see her fall.”

There’s a long, awkward silence. Gyutaro looks at Kaigaku, then Kaigaku looks at Douma, then Douma looks at Gyutaro, and then they all look back at Akaza like it’s some Disney show moment.

"Why you wanna see that, man?" Kaigaku asks, his eyebrows furrowing.

Douma and Gyutaro just nod behind him. "She said my Koyuki’s hair looked like a bird's nest the other day. She might’ve been right, but nobody talks about my girl like that!”

Akaza huffs and crosses his arms, his expression getting angrier. “Koyuki was already crying about her hair lookin’ like shit that day, and Y/N didn’t make it better.”

Gyutaro raises a brow. “Did it?”

Akaza just gives him a look that says “Of course it did.”

Kaigaku chuckles under his breath, and he attempts to light the mood. “So you want to watch her trip because of that?”

Akaza’s glare sharpens, and his playful gleam comes back. “Yeah? I just want her to know who she’s messin’ with.”

“So,” he continues, “Who wants to trip her?” 

Akaza’s eyes start scanning each of the boys wondering who would volunteer. It’s giving the whole class looking down in shame because they don’t want the teacher to pick them.

Gyutaro crosses his arms, his eyes narrowing slightly. “Why can’t you do it?” His irritation in his voice cuts through the silence. “It’s your dumbass idea, so you should do it.”

Akaza opens his mouth to talk back, but he pauses. His eyes flicker as if a lightbulb just lit in his brain.

“You should do it, Gyu!” Akaza says excitedly, pointing a finger up at the sky like a nerd. 

“You’re like- the scariest one here! If you trip her, she’ll know not to mess with our group or our girls again!”

Gyutaro’s expression immediately shifts from irritation to surprise and slight discomfort, but he hides it quickly with a scowl.

“I’m not doin’ that shit,” he mutters under his breath, his hand reaching out to scratch the back of his neck. He’s genuinely considering doing it for fun, but he also feels like that’s fucked up.

The whole group watches him, waiting for his answer. Akaza’s grin widens, and he steps closer to Gyutaro.

“C’mon, man,” he says, nudging Gyutaro’s arm with his elbow. “You’re not gonna back down, right? Show her what happens when she talks shit about Koyuki.”

The group's stares weigh heavily on Gyutaro, and his ears start buzzing. Before he can think about this choice, he nods his head.

“Okay, I’ll fuckin’ do it.” His voice is shaky, and he’s clearly trying to convince himself this was the right thing.

Akaza lets out a loud ass cheer, jumping up and down. “YEAH!” he yells, his excitement spreading to the other boys. They all look at Gyutaro like he’s about to perform a miracle. 

“I knew you’d do it!” Akaza says, clearly pleased with himself.

Douma looks at Gyutaro with amusement in his eyes and an evil smile playing on his face.

 “You’re gonna regret this, Gyutaro.” Douma chimes, his voice dripping with fake sympathy.

Gyutaro worriedly looks over his shoulder, his hand trembles a little as he sets his skateboard down.

☆

You joyfully skate around, waving and smiling to other skaters. Currently, you’re contemplating on whether or not you want to go to the convenience store to buy a slushy.

“What’s better?” You whisper to yourself, “Mitsuri says Cherry is better but Shinobu says blue raspberry is better.” 

You foolishly look up at the sky and act like it’s gonna answer the question for you. You barely get any time to look back down before- BOOM! 

You don’t have a single second to move out of the way before the tip of someone's penny board slams onto your ankles, sending you backwards. You swear you were flying. 

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” You scream, clutching your stomach in pain as if you’re about to shit yourself in front of everyone. You open your eyelids and squint up at the blinding sun, then look to the side. 

There’s another person right next to you, he’s on the floor grabbing his head in pain. His eyes are wide and staring at you like he didn’t mean to do that.

There he is. It’s Gyutaro. Of course it just had to be him. His eyes snap to yours, wide with panic.

Gyutaro turns his head back to his group, and they’re absolutely losing it. Kaigaku is wheezing, Douma is pretending to not be recording while faking a selfie, and Akaza has his face turned to the wall in second hand embarrassment. 

“Uhh- what the fuck, girl? Why’d you do that?!” Gyutaro shouts, his voice wavering as he stands up.

You gasp in offence and set your eyes straight onto his face. His eyes are literally telling you that he’s pretending so hard to be mad. 

“Me?!” You shout, “What the hell did I do?! You literally came out of nowhere!” You slowly stand up before putting your hand on your hip.

He narrows his eyes at you, still clutching his head, “You got in the way of my trajectory or whatever.”

“Trajectory my ass!” You bark back, pointing a finger in his face. “There’s no way that you weren’t trying to aim straight for ME!”

Gyutaro doesn’t know why, but his fake anger is starting to turn a bit too real. “Well I WASN’T!” He puts his hands up in the air, his voice cracking at the end which definitely pisses him off more.

You raise a brow, half amused and half concerned. What the hell is wrong with this guy?

He opens his mouth again, like he’s about to yell something else, but then? Nothing.

His jaw locks, and his eyes dart to the ground in embarrassment. His fingers find each other behind his back, and he starts fidgeting with them.

“Okay Gyutaro, now why the hell are you getting mad? You know that you meant to fuckin’ do this. Calm the hell down. You’re embarrassing yourself in front of everyone, including her. Fuckin’ dumbass.” Is what he’s reassuring himself with.

“Okay, okay!” You say as you raise your hands in the air, backing up from him as if he’s rabid.

“You didn’t mean to!” You mumble that last part while fighting the fat urge to roll your eyes at him.

From the sidelines, Douma whispers WAY too loudly. “I think he likes her!”

Gyutaro hisses over his shoulder, his ears turning even redder. “Shut up!” He shouts quickly, flipping Douma and his crew off before turning to face you.

“Um… Y/N, right? Sorry that I…” Cough, cough, “‘Accidentally’ crashed into ya…” 

“Accidentally?” You stare deep into his eyes, giving him that are you kidding me? look. 

Gyutaro sees the unimpressed look on your face, and starts to get nervous. His hand reaches up to the back of his neck, and his fingers resist the urge to scratch badly.

“Yeah, accidentally? I dunno?”

“You don’t know?” You look him up and down in disapproval, “And accidentally? I literally see your gang laughing their asses off in the back!” 

You watch as his whole demeanour glitches. One second he’s all hunched and scowling, but now? His face is fully flushed and he’s giving you the most awkward smile.

You narrow your eyes, “So, what was your plan, hmm?” you press, skating a slow little circle around him just to make him squirm.

He scratches his neck harder, like he’s about to dig his own grave in it. “It was Akaza’s idea, alright?! He said you called his girl's hair a damn bird nest or some shit!”

You blink, “…I did.”

He stares at you, caught off guard.

“It’s not my fault that it looked like she got electrocuted!” You defend yourself, “I was trying to help!”

Gyutaro bursts out laughing, quick and sharp, like he didn’t mean to. Then he instantly slaps a hand over his mouth as if he just exposed the ingredients to Coca Cola.

“Don’t tell her or Akaza that I laughed,” he mutters through his fingers.

You raise a brow, and cross your arms. “Then maybe don’t try to murder me with a damn penny board next time, dipshit!”

He scratches his neck again and mutters, “Well that’s fair. So um, anything I can do to make it up?”

You gasp lightly, since you weren’t expecting him of all people to apologize. 

What did you want today again? To watch TikTok? No. To find a partner? No- but maybe. Something to quench your thirst? Yes. The damn slushy that made you look up to the sky and not look in front of you.

Your eyes light up, and the disappointment on your face switches into excitement. “I want a slushy!” You squeal, jumping up and down.

“You want a slushy?” He says unimpressed.

“Yeah? You got a problem with that?” You question.

“No, I don’t got a problem. I just thought maybe you’d want something else! Like- never mind!”

You pause mid jump, blinking at him. “Huh? Like what?”

Gyutaro immediately regrets opening his mouth. “N-nothing! Just, thought maybe you’d be like, I dunno… cravin’ fries or somethin’. Or like… ice cream?”

“Not that I was gonna buy you any or nothin’, I just-“

You squint suspiciously, a sly grin spreading onto your lips. “Wait… were you about to offer to get me something?”

“What?! No!” He snaps, his voice cracking a little. “Why the hell would I do that? You just said I tried to murder you!”

You ignore what he just said, and he watches as your smile grows even wider. 

You’re honestly freaking out in excitement about the thought of him making it up to you by buying you something. It’s sweet, since you didn’t know he’d be the type to do this. 

“That’s so nice of you, Gyutaro!” Your pitch grows exponentially higher…

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WANTED TO BUY ME SOMETHING!” You shout, not meaning to yell, but you clearly did.

Gyutaro flinches in surprise at your sudden loudness, and gasps in embarrassment. He doesn’t even think twice before backing up from you while trying to pretend he doesn’t know you. 

Gyutaro turns his head to his friends who are still watching. 

He can literally see them snickering, and Kaigaku whispering to Douma saying, “Gyu wanted to do that?”

Gyutaro furrows his eyebrows in annoyance at his friends, then turns back to you with a smirk. “So, we gonna go to the convenience store or what?”

You give him a little nod and begin skating ahead, you slightly sway your hips just to tease him a bit.

“Mhm? You comin’ or you just gonna stand there and look weird all day?”

“Tch. You’re the weird one,” he mutters under his breath. He pushes off the pavement to catch up beside you. His sister's pastel pink penny board is bending under his weight.

“What flavour you want?”

“Hmm…” you pause, “Cherry!”

“Right answer.”

“What do you mean?”

Gyutaro just ignores you, and softly places his hand on your back to make you skate a little faster.

You’re honestly glad that he crashed into you, because you got a free slushy out of it. But now your back hurts like hell, and there’s a bump on the back of your head which seems bigger than an ant hill. So was it really worth it?

[call-me-aesthetic]

If Twisted Wonderland was an American Public School

WARNING: There are some slight sensitive topics that are featured in here! Reader discretion is advised!

Part 2 can be found here

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts:

- That one preppy girl who takes all honors and AP classes 😑

- Wants everyone to know that he’s becoming a doctor one day for his strict parents or he’ll dishonor the family

- Reminds the teacher about homework, knowing well that he’ll get slander for it

- Complains about how he got a 90 on his test or a B on his report card, a try hard much?

- Wears a cardigan with thicc but cute glasses since he’s one of those people with can’t see shit on the board so he has to move to the front of the class

Ace Trappola:

- The SoundCloud rapper, that’s it

- “Wanna listen to my mixtape? It’s pretty fire, my guy.” 😩🔥

- You will not miss him BLASTING out some song on his Bluetooth speaker, that shit be echoing through the hallways

- Tells you to stop what you’re doing only for him to either sing horribly or do a backflip, thinking that he’s so cool

- Wears a Supreme jacket with AirPods and waves on his head

Deuce Spade:

- Assuming that he’s still a delinquent, he’s that kid with the most fucked up school record

- Not much of a bully but will still talk shit to your face without caring, might even throw stuff at you during a lesson and you would be the one getting in trouble instead of him 🗿

- If he ever gets mad, it would be overdramatic like kicking the desks, punching the lockers, or walking out of the classroom unannounced and everyone would look at each other wondering wtf happened

- Covers the entire desks with drawings of skulls and those “s” if you know what I mean

- Wears Champion hoodies, wants you to know that he’s broke and rich at the same time

Trey Clover:

- The guy that’s not really popular but everyone knows him since he’s in all their classes

- Most people might have a crush on him because he’s REALLY nice 😳👉👈

- Gives off “older brother” vibes based on the way he looks and acts, like offering you a ride home if you beg ask nicely

- Secretly bakes creme brulee but doesn’t want to mess with the flow so he sticks to the status quo

- Wears the school’s hoodie just because he thinks it looks good on him, and the fact that he doesn’t know what else to wear

Cater Diamond:

- Hot Cheetos girl 🥵

- Has a whole buffet of food in his backpack and will not hesitate to eat them during a lesson, no sharing either sorry

- Excuses himself to the bathroom or full on skips class just to film a Tiktok

- Has about 100 followers on Instagram Magicam and brags about how he’s famous

- Wears a Thrasher hoodie with large hoop earrings and his hair in a bun

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar:

- The kid who flunked their freshman year that also sort of vibes with new classmates

- Always gets mistaken as a teacher by people since he looks and sounds old

- Knows the lessons but still fails them anyways, didn’t really give a damn either 🙄

- Captain of every sports club you can think of, never actually plays but has a lot of knowledge on them

- Wears the school’s letterman from years ago since it used to be his brother’s and that he’s too lazy to buy a new one

Ruggie Bucchi:

- That one kid who NEVER has money for the book fair or any other school event

- Always has to ask his classmates for some cash

- If he somehow does, then he’s one of those kids who buys Diary of the Wimpy Kid or the World Record books

- If he’s feeling cheap, he’ll buy the “cool stuff” like the chocolate scented calculator or fruit snacks 😭

- Wears oversized hoodies and basketball shorts that are clearly hand-me-downs

Jack Howl:

- That one athletic kid who’s both scary good and competitive when it comes to school games like football or soccer

- Literally the best player on his team and without him, they’re trash as hell 💀

- Tries his absolute best to support his teammates without yelling at them for how dumb they are

- “KICK THE FUCKING BALL! DO YOUR LEGS EVEN WORK?!”

- Wears the school’s jersey just to show off his “school spirit”

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto:

- The kid who sell snacks for “charity” but everyone knows he’s keeping the money to himself

- If you don’t have cash or try to negotiate with him, the only thing he’ll do is raise the price up

- “What do you mean you don’t have ten bucks? I can see it in your pocket.”

- Just bring nothing with you, he’ll doing anything to steal your stuff 🤭

- Wears a collar shirt with a tie and khakis that have pockets to keep his glasses and money in

Jade Leech:

- The kid who puts on a goody two shoes facade but is actually a stoner

- Only does “safe” drugs like vape but occasionally smokes weed, mostly in the bathroom or behind the school 🌬

- Can play it off and hide the scent when he’s high, teachers never suspect anything from him

- No one really cares to stop him unless he gets caught or something idk

- Wears clothing that either makes him look like a businessman or a junky, there’s nothing in between

Floyd Leech:

- The kid that’s plays basketball or volleyball just because he’s hella tall, and is actually good at the sports but doesn’t put much effort into them

- Always stays behind after gym, even though the teacher tries to make him leave for his next class 😬

- “I swear after this one shot, I’ll go to class.” *He never made that shot*

- Will jump you no matter who or where you are, and will get angry if you step on his new shoes

- Wears the jersey of any famous team with the latest pair of Jordan sneakers

Scarabia

Kalim Al Asim:

- VSCO girl at best, don’t lie to me now 🤡

- The only words he knows are “And I oop– sksksk.” and “Save the turtles.”

- Walks during a track meet while everyone else is running and sweating hard, the teacher doesn’t care either

- Doesn’t really do anything in gym but talks to his classmates and stands near the water fountain to refill his Hydro flask

- Wears tie dye shirts with cute scrunchies

Jamil Viper:

- That one quiet kid who everybody thinks is a serial killer but he’s actually not, I swear

- He just wants school to be over and spend the rest of his summer relaxing 😔

- Although he shouldn’t abuse his “power,” he‘ll move his hands in his pockets or backpack to make it look like he’s about to pull a weapon out.

- “Chill, I’m just grabbing a pencil.” *Everyone in the class started crying*

- Wears dark colored hoodies that intimidates people but are actually comfy

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit:

- The baddie popular girl 😌💅✨

- Arrives to school late with a Starbucks in hand from his local Target

- Fixes himself every 5 seconds like reapplying his lipgloss or spraying Bath and Body Works cherry blossom perfume

- Uses acrylic nails and long hair extensions as weapons during a cat fight

- Wears a crop top with ripped jeans and those clout sunglasses

Rook Hunt:

- That creepy guy in the hallways who tries to get your attention, even if you don’t know him

- Scares people when he says, “Ayo, where my hug at?” 🥶💯

- Uses at least 10 cans of Axe body spray a week after gym class, which stinks up the locker rooms

- Waves at you if he passes your class, even walking into the room just to say hi

- Wears literally anything but always include a hat

Epel Felmier:

- The artist girl who just wants to be alone 🧑‍🎨

- Purposely draws in front of you but pretends like you’re not looking

- If you complement him, he’ll just brush it off and proceeds to diss himself

- “Thanks but I’m not THAT good at drawing, teehee.” *Insert Radio Rebel face*

- Wears a hoodie or a cardigan with big pockets to put his art supplies in

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud:

- I don’t even need to tell you who he is, y’all already know ahaha 🥴

- Sneaks a whole PlayStation in his backpack so he can play with it during lunch

- Is on his phone 24/7 even in class to the point where teachers don’t care anymore

- Tries to get people into anime but only to little success

- Wears a shirt of any anime character or that damn ahegao hoodie, girl bye

Ortho Shroud:

- The nerdy kid who’s known for destroying others at many games

- Plays classics like D&D, Yugioh, Pokémon, the whole shabang

- Daily Beyblade battles during recess with everyone surrounding him, the menacing aura radiates off of him

- Will steal your things if you lose to him but gives it back a week later cuz he’s sweet 🥰

- Wears light up Sketchers shoes and those Minecraft shirts you find at Old Navy

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia:

- The theatre kid who also goes to band practice, change my mind 👁👄👁

- Takes his role seriously when it comes to school plays and concerts, even if he gets casted as a damn tree or doesn’t go solo

- Remembers the songs and their lyrics to any musical you name, a really good singer at that too

- Plays almost every instrument, you definitely know this since you can hear him down the hallways during a test

- Wears a white button up shirt, black pants with fancy dress shoes, and top it all off with a fricking Rolex watch

Lilia Vanrouge:

- The weird guy who pranks people and vandalizes school property in every way possible

- If you ever get a textbook with a message that tells you to go to a certain page only for you to found a picture of a dick, yeah that was him 😒

- When using a Chromebook, he’ll leave a tab open on YouTube so when the next person uses it, pray that your ears will still work by tomorrow

- During lunch, he is a literal DEMON that mixes milk with chicken nuggets together and having the audacity to eat it too

- Wears an oversized raincoat or a windbreaker but idk wtf kind of things he has hiding underneath

Silver:

- That guy in class who consumes Monster energy drinks and falls asleep 99% of the time but somehow manages to pass the class 🤷

- Whenever he’s awake, he’ll talk to the teachers since he’s basically friends with them for some reason

- Writes his name out of boredom on any desk you sit on but in different places, sometimes around the corners or the sides

- Has a sixth sense because he’ll wake up if you try to draw on his face and if you did get something on him, it’s on sight

- Wears those colorful hoodies that zips all the way up to cover his face with a matching backpack, it’s pretty cool ngl

Sebek Zigvolt:

- That kid who literally knows everything about historical wars and will show it off during class

- Also has knowledge on weaponry, which has people questioning him but he’s just very dedicated on serving his country and people

- Knows how to fight and defend himself from a bitch since he spent his summer at a military boot camp, put respect on my man’s name 😤

- Honestly a great partner for a group project, actually does the given work but not the whole thing for you

- Wears anything that has camo pattern and chunky combat boots

I only made this because me and my friends were talking about our school memories so yeah. This is based from my experience so they might not be exactly accurate. Might even be a part two if you want.

[sie-rui]

the real question is, who do you think is alt and has a wall full of Monster cans (that energy drink)???who had their Vsco phase and now has a bunch of metal straws??? Who is on straight tik tok posting dances??? Who posts their workout??? and last but not least, who is obsessed with their pets and created a whole account that weirdly is famous as fuck??

21:25, tokyo manji gang

alternative is mitsuya. have you seen his headphones, his clothes? guy just gives off that "yeah, i don't really give a fuck, thank you" vibes but with a smile. some days, he listens to punk, some days to indie. it's a flip every time, honestly.

but the one that has Monster cans along with thousand other soda is mikey. the same mikey who's winging college but is still staying up for some reason ?? the same mikey who leaves his dorm room every morning but never actually shows up for lectures ?? the same mikey who lives off cup noodles and energy drinks if emma or draken isn't around to scold him.

if we're talking about the girls, hina definitely went through the vsco phase. she had this metal straw, that cute backpack with stickers about saving nature and the turtles, along with those pastel sneakers. takemichi opened her wardrobe once only to be engulfed in multiple colorful shirts that are too big on her.

but if we're talking about the boys, then it's takemichi. takemichi who was influenced by his own girlfriend, hina. that's about it. these two are the perfect couple, alright. (when he's hair got a little longer, hina tied it up using a scrunchie on the top of his head and chifuyu won't let it go, even years later. "do you remember that time you tied up your hair and you looked like a preschooler?")

straight tiktok is also takemichi along with chifuyu (are they straight though?). these two are always updated with the latest trends and posts dance covers, sometimes getting toman roped into it as well.

draken posts his workout every now and then, only because mikey forced him to (so that emma would see). it just stuck.

baji and chifuyu are obsessed with pets, especially peke j who got jealous when they didn't get enough attention. these two run an instagram account together and it's nearing 2M followers at this point. the only posts are photos of peke j and other stray cats as well as ones taken when they visit a pet cafe (without their faces, of course, they want to strictly keep it as for their adorable little babies).

[lucifucks]

OM !! brothers in hs

wrote this when I was bored so uh yeah (sorry some are longer than the others ;-;)

p.s: this may be wildly inaccurate bc well I've never been to a physical hs so yeah TT

Lucifer

• romodel student

• most likely a ta

• defiently in student council and probably is the president

• thinks he is the smartest person in the whole school district

• has no disregard for others feelings

• has friends that dont attend the same school

• only goes to lunch to eat then goes to the classroom to wait for class to start

• skips school events

• goes to the library sometimes but most of the time its to study

• doesnt bring his phone to school

• has really good grades

• probably has a shitload of honors classes

• has a lot of school rewards

• probably in the debate team

• secretly wants to be in the drama club

• attends school plays

• secretly likes psycology and philosophy class

• thinks hes good at drawing when hes just average

• likes painting

• really good at history class

Mammon

• probably in a wannabe gang

• popular

• class clown

• really bad grades but somehow passes math and is good at it

• tries everything to be seen as cool

• rowdy at lunch

• dresses like youre generic popular latino (bf yall say anything I'm hispanic)

• has drip

• has gotten suspended

• gets detention almost every day

• loves hip hop music

• probably a wannabe soundcloud rapper

• smells like cheap cologne and some type of food

• has a slit eyebrow

• says no homo

• has a piggybank

• probably really into streetwear

Levi

• watches anime in class

• doodles instead of taking notes

• known as the weird kid

• gets bullied

• eats lunch in the bathroom stall bc he has no friends

• probably draws fanart for his fav anime characters

• gets commissioned a lot and accepts them bc he secretly likes the attention

• really good at anything related with science

• average grades

• has akward posture

• messy hair

• looks like he has never gotten an ounce of sleep in his life

• gets really nervous before tests

• has considered cheating but chickened out

• doodles on his arms

• wants piercings but afraid of needles

• flexes his anime merch every chance he gets

• probably has anime themed school supplies

• probably has a clear phonecase

• has a fixiated crush on someone since middle school

• zero drip

• probably dyes his hair

• has longish hair

Asmo

• popular

• probably wears ankle braclets

• has really pretty hands

• dyes his hair a lot

• spends way too long in the bathroom

• smells like a thousand wishes from bath and body works

• only likes flowery scents

• has a very long routine

• only eats salads for lunch

• only likes healthy food

• wears a lot of pastels

• has dirt on everyone

• uses pantene for his hair

• probably either always hosting parties or going to them

• wears really high quality clothes

• probably makes his own outfits

• has a vsco girl waterbottle

• probably has a bulletin board in his room

• loves scrapbooking

• has a diary in which he writes in daily

• likes painting

• has cringy instagram captions

• uses snapchat 24/7

• quick replier

• texts 24/7

• probably texts in class

• paints his nails

• wears makeup

• always adjusting himself every chance he gets

• good posture

• pretty graceful in everything he does

• has really pretty pens and highlighters

• pretty notes

• has popular girl handwriting

Satan

• lives in the library

• has cat themed school supplies

• has a cat phone case

• probably sticks cat stickers on his locker

• reads every chance he gets

• really good at literature and english

• good grades

• a social loner

• in a lot of clubs

• loves poetry

• dresses like haruhi did in the ep 1 of ohshc

• likes soap operas

• a sucker for romance movies

• has tons of secret admirers

• probably wears glasses to school

• has pretty handwriting

• probably only uses a black pen

• has really messy notes

• his backpack is a whole mess

• has a journal

• has social media but doesnt use it

• secretly writes ffs and imagines

• his notes app is a whole other dimension

• probably delusional as fuck

• does others peoples homewotk bc he cant say no

• eats in the library at lunch

Beel

• perfers savory food

• loves sports

• a social butterfly while also being reserved

• well liked by everyone

• wears sport wear

• perfers ft over texting

• has 2 posts yet has a shitload of followers

• not that good in school

• loves animals

• actually pretty smart but underestimates himself

• gets really nervous before games

• probably hangs out with his friends a lot

• really pure

• doesnt have a crush and hasnt had one

• platonic vibes only

• gets really attached to u if your his friend

Belphie

• he loves sanrio core

• hes emo/alt

• hes really into astrology and spirituality

• he exclusively watches gore/horror anime

• he probably only has twt and tiktok

• hes on gore twt

• he vapes

• has really bad influences in his life while also being the bad influence

• only wear baggy clothes

• has his headphones in 24/7

• probably always takes the bus to go places

• loves fruit

• likes spicy/tangy foods

• he loves hightop converse

• very creative

• has piercings

• wears eyeliner

• probably has worn sfx makeup to school

• gets into a lot of fights

• tells people to kys

• glares at everyone who even glances at him

• probably has a death note and has written many names in it already

• is either really good or bad at school

• somehow does really well in finals

• chronic cheater

• secretly likes kpop and jpop

• wears beanies

• probably paints his nails black

• has dark ass eyebags

• looks dead inside out

• hes on alt tiktok

• skateboarder

[lillian-nator]

Wallflower AU (aka highschool au made w/ @bellfort3)

V i b e s - hanging on the roof; walking across train tracks; skipping school; Lakes, yes, something with lakes; something with different types of sodas. - My angsty teens are gonna have painted nails - Tommy bleaches his hair; Wilbur dyes his hair black - dramatic fuck. - Wilbur in eyeliner plz - Wilbur wears doc martens; black, yellow, maroon, silver shiny - Tommy's worn the same exact jean jacket for the past 5 years; it's 2 sizes bigger than he is; but he wears it every single day; it has fur on the inside; and its light washed with tears; the tears didn’t come like it; he's just ripped it over the years - He doesn't wash it very often, but he's glued patches on it, and Wilbur's drawn on it in sharpie. He just layers hoodies or flannels under it when it’s cold, but still wears it when it's hot - Tommy's also worn the same shoes for YEARS, they’re duct taped together at this point, they're white converse, they're not white anymore, and he's bleach-washed them SO many times that they permanently smell like chemicals. - The laces are frayed, so bad that he doesn’t even wear the laces most days. - Tommy doesn't shy from going in mud or water though, he'll wear the shoes to their fullest and then some. - I think you can tell by now, that Tommy just doesn’t come from a lot of money. - They live in a kind of run down town, very poor, old, smallish. - Wilbur is middle class, which is very well off in the area he lives in. - Wilbur gives off family disappointment vibes. Where he has to sneak out at night, Tommy can leave through his front door. - Wilbur calls Tommy “sunshine��, but very sarcastically since Tommy is a dick :) - Tommy has one of Wilbur's old beanies; it's black and monster branded, the monster logo is green - Wilbur gave it to Tommy 3 years ago, and Tommy never gave it back - btw Tommy's 17 and Wilbur's 19: Tommy's a junior and Wilbur's a senior - Wilbur only drinks Green Apple Monster - Tommy drinks sugar free redbull, but mostly only when Wilbur buys it for him, because Tommy usually doesn't have pocket change - Wilbur and Tommy bring speakers to the train tracks and dance and by that, its them jumping around and occasionally pushing someone over - Tommy uses his allowance to buy cigarettes; Wilbur vapes - both mentally ill - Wilbur is essentially the modern emo. He has this one yellow and black flannel that's oversized, and he wears it multiple times a week - it’s a problem.

- Dream, Wilbur, Karl, Tommy, Big Q, SapNap, Punz, and Tubbo - That’s the group. - I have just been talking about Tommy and Wilbur but they are the main characters so you can suck it. - A scene with Dream, Wilbur, Karl, Tommy, Big Q, SapNap, Punz, and Tubbo, at a lake, throwing each other in, and Tommy gets his shoes soaked, but he saves his jacket from the fall. Water gun fights, and they drink energy drinks and eat chips. they lay in the grass and contemplate life, Talk abt life yes. Abt existence. Abt how shit it is. Half of them have to wake up early and sneak home, the other half get to stay as long as they like. - Tommy tucks his t-shirts into his pants, which are always very baggy black jeans with just gigantic holes. - Tommy and Dream both have ADHD, however, Tommy's meds are purely from welfare, he cannot afford to give any out. Dream however? From an upper-middleclass family. Basically millionaires in this town. He can afford to lose some of his meds. - He yells in the clearing "COME GET YOUR DRUGS CHILDREN" - Besides, I've learned that there are like so many different ADHD meds, and maybe Tommy is just on something a lot stronger than adderall. He can't partake in the pill popping, but he doesn't mind. He does it every morning. - They don't do it often, maybe once a month, depends on how big Dream's prescription is - not that he regularly takes them like a good boy should - And I won't ever write this, but Gogy hangs out with them every so often, in which Gogy and Wilbur have an on and off again hooking up type relationship - whenever they hang out, Gogy like sits and Wilbur's lap and shit - Tommy and Punz GAG - "EW the fuck - get your hands off eachother. ITS GROSS - NO PDA IN MY BACKYARD"

- They hang out in an abandoned Building. But they don't try to fix it up. They're not fucking VSCO girls. They just want somewhere to hang out - If anything they make it worse - they fucking trash the place - It’s not intentional though - It’s like they can have fun without worrying abt the mess - just, sometimes they spill hawiian punch mixed with vodka everywhere - THEY GHOST HUNT AND OUIJA BOARD AND SHIT - They hang out in cemeteries too. they play manhunt in a cemetery, but like the regular version- like just hide and go seek in the dark. - they've done seances even though almost all of them are atheists - anyways the point of the fact is, is that half of them (excluding the minors you know) I'm looking at you Karl and Q - somethings going on between you two have made out with guys, and I'm not gonna sugar coat it, most modern like takes on religion do not take kindly to that

- they go to prom - and Dream somehow ends up with a ton of weed, because he had just turned old enough, and had the money - and they get fucking high OUT of their minds, like they're never doing it again - like, George and Wilbur definitely hooked up at Wilbur's house, which they aren't supposed to do - because Wilbur's parents will fucking flip that Wilbur is sleeping with a random person. No one is quite sure where SapNap ended up, and Tommy lost one of his shoes. In a panic, they spent the next 3 hours looking for it to find it at the lake by the school - Tommy fucking cradles it to his chest. -  (are wilburs parents homophobic?) (yes maybe a little side of homophobia) (Is wilbur bisexual or gay?) (he is ‘whoever the fuck looks bangable’) (fair enough) (he is ‘gogy my king’) (TRUUUE) - the bleachers - they hang out under the bleachers

- Gogy = Stylish stoner - very popular, but never not high - Karl is like the goody two-shoes of the group, doesn't skip class, and is on the principals list, however, he will NEVER back down from space brownies - its his weakness - Tubbo has a subway pass, and they do that thing where Tubbo swipes it and everyone fucking bolts into the subway, and they take all the trains at like 4am and just hang from the bars and shit - Wilbur still dresses relatively like, nicely and scholarly, which puts everyone off. He wears very loose sweaters with button-ups underneath. with khakis or black jeans and his docs - where his best friend, our Tommy, wears borderline yellow converse, and one bleached two-sizes-too-large jean jacket, and some second-hand-store hoodies, that are always a bit too worn in, but so, incredibly Tommy - Tommy who legit hasn't brushed his hair in years, not with a brush anyways - too frantic to brush his teeth most mornings. but always chewing gum; Tommy's always everywhere at once - ADHD meds only half-working on him, they couldn't afford the good shit - He'll never quite understand Dream handing out his adderall for free, Tommy would kill for the hard shit, but hey, he's never gonna stop his friends from having a good time

- Let's talk about Karl Jacobs - good ole' goody two shoes Jacobs - all of his teachers are constantly trying to get him to stop hanging out with Tommy and gang - every parent teacher conference is "we love your boy, but we are concerned about his friends" - Teachers have meetings with him, about how the people you surround yourself with can change your future - Karl's like, from the good side of town, plays first in the drumline, plays violin on the side, straight a's, clean-white-air-force-ones type of guy. Name brand clothes. Combed hair - Packed lunch every day from his mom; gets dropped off by his mom, kisses her goodbye; Mom is like very involved in school too - PTA parent - it's fucking good kid Jacobs - and he's sneaking off with fucking potheads to go to college parties and abandoned buildings - Does he do drugs? Well, he’s a big fan of treats if you know what I mean :wink wink: - ….you ever see Ted's video about a 500mg edible …. yeah. - big fan of gummy bears and brownies - Karl shows up to Parties and there are shouts of "Fuckin' goody-two-shoes Jacobs is HERE" - a lot of people make fun of him and think they can push him around - He seems like a softie; welcome mat type beat - but fucking watch this man chug 5 cups of whatever you give him, and then still win beer pong - Like his best friend is fucking quackity, he can do the hard shit - its very much a his parents have no clue who he actually is type beat - Look, his parents have no clue where he is ever - And if they even know he’s out, they don’t know where or with who - If his mom is at all involved in the school, she'll hear about Quackity, basically a drug dealer with how much hash weed he hands out on a daily basis. - Tommy has to be contained in order for the school to run smoothly, and Wilbur is a dramatic fuck that sleeps through most of his classes - Tommy has to take frequent breaks - They make him spend 3rd period in the principles office - Like he obviously needs help but he can’t afford it at all. Even the school can’t do anything for him bc he can’t get anything official for himself - like he can't even try to concentrate - He gave up so quickly in high school, bc they don’t have enough time or staff to help him - he tried in middle school - but man, did he give up in highschool - Yeah. He knows it is hopeless. Can't even afford college anyway. he'll just do whatever Wilbur does - here's an idea: Fucking Karl Jacobs showing up to school one morning just absolutely hammered out of his mind - Karl just showing up to first period AP Physics, and he's barely awake, honestly smells so much like weed and booze, and if he breathed anywhere near you, you could just feel the alcohol radiating from his breath - He's extra bubbly, laughs at everything - takes out his notebook to take some sort of notes, and just fucking giggles at the shapes and equations. He is very spacy, he clearly stayed up all night doing something very illegal; he gets up and jumps around. 2nd period band? oh boy - He gets sick at lunch bet - Like everyone got Drunk but Karl got FUCKED up - It was his birthday, bet - He took like 17 shots over the course of like 8 - 12ish hours, and I looked it up, despite karl being super scrawny and probably like 140 - 150ish pounds - which isn't a lot for being 5'11 - will not kill him - BECAUSE, you guessed it, he turned 17 - He didn't sleep, he was awake taking shots and just fucking who knows what until 6am when they stumbled to school - at lunch, 11:30 in the morning - he's head down on the table, miserable - he doesn't have a hangover yet, because it's only been a few hours, but man, is he nauseous - just the smell of food makes his stomach churn - and the thing about fucking Jacobs showing up drunk as hell - is that at least one of his teachers has called his mom about it - SHES PRESIDENT OF THE PTA FOR FUCKS SAKE, ONE OF THEM KNOWS HER - And the teachers aren't stupid, Karl is so obviously drunk - generally Karl is pretty quiet in class; but now he has no distinction between hanging with hs friends and being in class - he's shouting and cracking jokes and is very tempted to kick his chair over - Anyways, Karl fucks himself over, end of story  - ONTO PUNZ’S RELGIEOUS TRAUMA WOOOOOOOOOOOO - It's Punz - fuckin' golden boy Punz; he plays football; and goes to church; and calls his mother "momma"; wears a nice church outfit; and is polite to the bible study mothers that come over on tuesday nights and gets them drinks - just a fuckin' golden boy - A religious family. Go to church every Sunday. Sunday school. Holidays. But. The kid just realizes that they don’t believe in god. Them telling the group like they’re high and he’s like “you know? Some of the shit that’s happened to us proves to me that god rlly isn’t real.” - and Punz like prays every day for Tommy's dad to get his job back; or for Gogy to get better parents; or for Karl to live the life he wants; and NOTHING EVER WORKS. THEY'RE ALL STILL FUCKED. - by the way we will get the the Tommy's dad losing his job later - But Punz's life is controlled by something he doesn't even believe in anymore - because he's still going to the like church breakfasts, and christmas service, and every sunday morning, and helping his mom's ladies bible study, and his parents are talking about sending him to a youth bible camp - - and he doesn't even think he believes in god anymore. - Punz kind of took out his own personal, religious, and family struggles out the way most teenage boys do. Drinking, and lots of sex. - SO I just imagined this like, really dramatic moment, where its the morning after Punz had a one night stand at some sort of party down the street, and he's long past saving his virginity for his wife, but he's buying her the morning after pill, which his church is just so against, and he has like the moment of, "if you do this, you're done." and he does it - he's had a couple of those moments, like, when he first had sex, and when he first smoked weed, or popped a pill, or snuck out at night, or skipped church - but that was the moment of "there is no going back" - like any type of drug or procedure that aborts an embryo, or that blocks fertilization thats already in process in like: the biggest no no in his church community - so once he stepped out of that drug store, he kind of took a breath, and just came to terms with it - "I'm an atheist." - Punz is the pastors son. - he's like, pre-commited to a catholic college - he’s in deep. - so when he first announces it to his friends, one really late night, "I think god might not be my thing." - they just start whistling and say "FINALLY, THE PASTORS SON HAS TURNED AROUND." - Dream just like turns over to him "how many chicks did you fuck to make you realize that?" - Tommy just slings his arm over Punz, "I'm glad you've quit the Jesus shit, Punz. Your better than it." - There’s gotta be this girl ok. He rlly rlly wants to have sex with her but he always backs out. The thing that breaks him. Is that he gets drunk and loses his virginity to someone who is not that girl - like, he likes this girl, and has a good connection with her, and she likes him, and he knows that its gonna be comepletly consentual, and she's like fucking beautiful right? - and she's the one he wants to loose it to and he's a stupid fucking idiot and loses it to some fucking random ass chick that doesn't even go to their school - This triggers a spiral. After that? He slowly starts giving less of a fuck abt everything. He fucked up the one thing you can’t do over and god he’s so painfully aware of it and so painfully aware that he didn’t even fuck up right. - You’re supposed to wait till marriage. Nope. You’re supposed to do it with someone you love and trust. Double nope. He. Fucked. Up. - its just like he wanted to do something bad. he wanted to fuck something up. he was questioning his faith, his like, great and sturdy and always-there faith for the first time, and what better way to test faith than to do something shitty and see what comes of it. and so he was planning and planning and planning how he was gonna do this terrible thing - which is such a good kid thing to do, to put so much thought into your own rebellion - but he wanted this to go perfectly. - Little Pastors Son, Punz, wasn't gonna wait till marriage. - He was gonna have sex with the girl of his dreams before they were even dating - but man did he like her. Did he want her. - And then he fucked some random girl when he was black out drunk. He's fucked everything up - he can't wash this away with confession - he's tainted. He's dirty. - He looks in the mirror and doesn't recognize the heathen staring back. - He hates who he's become. - But he never goes back - he can't. He's dirty. He's wrong. - but the more he goes down the spiral - the more he realizes that one mistake shouldn't have made him feel like that - that if god was real, which he honestly wasn't sure in that department, he wouldn't want Punz to feel like the scum of the earth for doing something wrong. especially when he felt so bad after he did it. This system was fucked. He didn't want to be apart of another cycle - and he's just lying to himself every time he goes to church, and reads a cerse for his mom, and meets with younger kids at the church, and plays flag football with fucking church virgins who are good catholics and follow all their mommas orders - And every night when he says grace he means it less and less. he always does it when his momma asks, but boy does the lords word mean shit to him anymore From Ethan: - A turning point to the others in Punz's breakaway from Catholicism is like - He prays before he eats, usually. Sometimes they wait for him to finish his prayer before eating themselves, just out of politeness. He's a friend, he gets that shred of etiquette - And then one day he just doesn't. They got some fast food for a whole group dinner out at their hangout spot (a warehouse, did you say??) Tommy is staring at it intently but he waits for Punz to pray. Tubbo's already started eating but the rest wait - And Punz just starts eating - Dream nudges him, "No prayer, Pastor's boy?" - "No prayer," Punz mumbles into his food. "I'm trying something new." SO, TOMMYS DAD LOSING HIS JOB ARC W000000000 - it starts with Tommy showing up in a different jacket one day - like you have to understand, he's worn this jean jacket every single day for as long as WIlbur has known him, which is like 6 years - Like Tommy shows up in this giant, khaki work-jacket and it's his dads... - HIS DAD DIDNT DIE - his dad lost his job, which is essentially death to a family who already couldn't sustain themselves - and Tommy shows up to school, face pale and cheeks sunk in and there are visible bags under his eyes - and Wilbur just rushes over immediately and hugs him so tight to his chest - and Tommy just sobs, "pops lost his job -" gasp "I can't - we can't pay the bills this month. everything - its all falling apart Will." - "Hey - hey. Stop. It's gonna be fine. You're gonna be okay. You always are dude." - Tommy does have to get a job - and he probably does drop out of school unofficially, like he just stops going. - he sleeps during the morning classes, and heads into work at 10am - he's a carpenters assistant. it pays well as they need young, able men. but most of the younger citizens in the town go to school - he has to take the day shift because the day shift pays better - he doesn't mind it, he doesn't - it gives him the opportunity to get all of his energy out; but he misses going to school. as much as he hated it, he misses his friends. - and lets be honest, its hard as fuck for his dad to find a new job, he doesn't have a great resume - he didn't graduate from highschool. and he isn;t in top health condition, he definitely doesn't have health insurance - so Tommys stuck with this job for a long time - his dad uses his last paycheck to buy Tommy workboots so tommy feels in debt to him - He’ll get his GED eventually. - I think - The like religious status of the rest of the group brought to you by me - Everyone who I don’t mention is just a hard atheist - Karl and Wilbur are catholic, but to a lesser extent, Wilbur doesn't really go through with lent, and Karl only sometimes does. They go to a different church and go pretty much on holidays only, a sunday a month maybe. - SapNap goes to Punz's church, they've been friends for years. - He goes to sunday school but misses a lot of sermons because of his siblings sports games. - He is involved, but not to the way Punz is - SapNap's mother is in fact in Punz's moms bible group - Punz sometimes doesnt attend the bible group and Sap's mother is all "now you tell that pastor's boy to actually attend next time, got it?" and Sapnap dies a little on the inside - And George is an orthodox christian, but he's pretty much quit due to the blatant homophobia he's seen at his church. 

AND NOW ON WILBUR SOOT AND KARL JACOBS AND BARKING - Wilbur has siblings, fun fact - that we will never talk about or address - but definitely nothing like Wilbur, more the Karl Jacobs type - Wilbur is the oldest. he's always lectured about being 'a good influence on your brother and sister.' - They’re big sports kids. Softball and Basketball (tall genes). Straight Bs; Bed by 10pm; Have never missed school - Parents pride and joy :) - Just good suburban kids, Have friends next door, help the neighbors, attend the cul-de-sac barbecues. - Basically who Wilbur used to be up until highschool (until Wilbur met weed and a good group of stoners) - Sure he was a disappointment and he had no clue what to do with his life - But he was happier - Never really liked being the goody- two-shoes boy next door, he doesn't know how karl does it “Playing good boy like a dog” - Also he used dog terms around Karl - Because he’s “Playing good boy like a dog” - He’ll throw Karl a beer and smile “go fetch” - He laughs so hard when he sees Karl be good in a class or play it up for his parents; Because Wilbur’s so past trying - Wilbur will walk by and just bark at karl. Bet. Just Growls lowly; Walks in a  circle; Anything to make Karl’s parents (or Wilbur’s own) stare at him and scurry away - Karl’s parents push Karl forward and like hold their younger kids close to their chest, whispering “keep close, don’t look at him” - They tell Karl to stay away from kids like him. - And boy do Wilbur’s pa#rents hate it, They push him along and whisper yell at him As he throws his head back and cackles - I mean imagine, like a stereotypical middle class suburban family: House wife, blue collared father, Two kids; in sports jerseys, Girl in braids, boy in khakis - And then there’s Wilbur: Doc Martins, black jeans, collar and sweater, beanie. Definitely high on something - Chains LOTS OF CHAINS - And he's Barking. Fucking Barking At the nice family down the street - And then he takes out his vape right in front of his parents and silently offers Karl a hit with a smirk - Cause Karl’s too busy playing good boy - And as Karl’s family looks back, as Wilbur is corralled by his mom - He flips them off with the biggest smirk uou will ever see - Wilbur's kind of an ass - And Karl really wants a hit of that vape.

[the196thbattalion]

star wars human! high school! au

i’ve seen so many headcanons circling throughout the star wars tumblr about high school au’s, so i wanted to share my bit with all of you :D

anakin skywalker

five words: REBEL CHILD ON A MOTORCYCLE.

he doesn’t like riding the school bus because it makes him feel extremely claustrophobic, so he scrapped and scavenged up parts to make his own customized motorcycle, which he lovingly dubbed artoo.

the blue and silver detailing was the joint effort of ahsoka and obi-wan, because anakin doesn’t know how to paint.

if he can catch up to the bus, he’ll ride alongside it and flip off the students on it before revving on ahead of them. (the freshmen think it’s the funniest thing in the universe)

probably one of the most well-known juniors in the entirety of temple high school (mostly because of his shenanigans but partly because he’s dating padme fuckiNG AMIDALA, PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE DAMN SCHOOL)

he always wears this worn-down leather jacket his mom gave to him before she passed away, and refuses to take it off, even though it’s somehow “a violation of the dress code and should be outlawed.”

his hair alone has seduced eight different students (boys and girls)

sometimes during study hall, ahsoka or padme will get a hold of his hair and style it into little braids or make a super rad ponytail.

he really likes iced coffee with milk and sugar. he puts in the milk to make it nice and light (it’s aesthetically pleasing, obi-wan!), and then like eight tablespoons of sugar to make it actually taste good.

his favorite class is mechanics, taught by kit fisto.

anakin spent months on a mechanical arm project to replace his clunky plastic prosthetic, and he was so freaking happy when it was finished; he almost cried. (he did cry and ahsoka got it on video)

obi-wan kenobi

a mixture of the soft™, pretty™, hippie™, grunge™, vsco™ and nerd™ tropes.

he really likes peppermint tea with lots of honey but takes his coffee black.

he has had too much tea.

someone needs to stop him.

almost all of his classes are ap courses, and if cody hadn’t been watching when obi-wan was making his schedule, all of them would be.

him, cody and padme have ap english with mace windu, and cody knows how much his classes stress him out, so he lets obi-wan sleep during class and sends him the notes

the only ap class obi-wan doesn’t take is mechanics, and he shares that class with anakin.

anakin and obi-wan are super close with each other. kenobi was there when ahsoka was adopted, and anakin was there when kenobi got his cat. (they were like 5 okay)

“NAME IT C3PO OBI-WAN, OR I SWEAR TO FUCK-” “what kind of name is that, and why would i - anAKIN PUT HIM DOWN!?”.

mr. fisto constantly has to split them up for disrupting the class, but it’s almost like they can communicate telepathically, and the teachers have a running bet

mace windu literally bet $50 on these fucking nerds so you know it’s for realsies

in reality, they’ve just gotten super creative with passing notes.

kind of off topic, but he has these brown harry potter glasses that he uses (kinda for reading???? but mostly so he can do that anime pushing up glasses thing)

cody thinks it’s the funniest shit ever

whenever cody is feeling stressed, obi-wan just does the thing™ and BOOM! happiness.

people think he’s a goodie two shoes, and honestly, it’s really easy to think that. if the iconics are trying to do something stupid, he’s usually the voice of reason.

but parties?

…

you know what, just ask anakin for the video footage.

ahsoka tano

this hs!au ahsoka tano turned me bisexual confirmed ✔

okay before i go into her style, which is mainly what made me drool over my computer, can i just put skatergirl!ahsoka out there?

spray painting of the rebellion symbol all over the bottom of her board and on items in a couple of the places where she skates the most (like the back of an abandoned car yard)

her instagram is filled with these super cool vhs-tape recorded skate videos (u know)

lots crackhead 3am visits (starring anakin, rex, kenobi and barris) to a gas station to get slushies and grind the shit out of the curb connecting the store to the parking lot

trying to teach anakin how to skateboard but he just can’t figure it out? uh yes

“try to balance skyguy!” “HOW DO I MOVE? DO I SCOOT? SNIPS THIS ISN’T FUNNY AND I WANT TO GET OFF – GUYS, STOP LAUGHING!”

okay okay okay i’m done

for now

anyway, her style???? is so???? fucking????? cool!!!!!

her genetics gave her a 80% of having vitiligo, so it really wasn’t a surprise when patches of her skin got lighter, but it still freaked her out a little bit.

basically, went like this: “DAD, I’M TURNING WHITE!” “???? oh my gosh ‘soka, no.”

she has long braided dreadlocks she dyed a super bright orange with various colored beads woven into them with the help of anakin and padme. she usually styles them into little space buns atop her head.

her entire clothing wardrobe consists of fishnets, neon bomber jackets, at least 11 bisexual beanies™, handmade patchy jeans, white tank tops, and light-up platform shoes.

she doesn’t give two flying fucks about the dress code, and – IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOST BUSY HALLWAY - punched principal sidious over whether or not she “could wear shorts that short” (anakin may or may not have cheered when she broke his nose).

the fetts (chuck have mercy)

*cracks le knuckles* i’ve put it off long enough

we have: fox (24), wolffe (19), cody (17), rex (17), echo (16), fives (16), boil (15), waxer (14), hardcase (13), jesse (12), longshot (8), kix (6), tup (3), gree (2) and boba (9mo)

wolffe is off at college - fox already graduated and moved out, that cheeky little fucking shit - but both still keep in good contact with the fam, and it’s a constant clamor between eleven of the siblings of who gets to talk to them first

fox majored in government/politics, bly is majoring in space/astronomy, and wolffe is majoring in police/law enforcement shit (i don’t know how college works, so sue me)

cody and rex are juniors, and despite their similar looks, the amount of schoolwork each of them completes drastically varies

cody is the honor roll student, valedictorian, whatever you want to call it

rex kinda just either does the work really well or 9/10 times gets distracted by anakin or ahsoka sending him some nice spicy memes

cody tried to tutor rex but it ended up almost landing tup in the hospital

“that’s really simple, actually. if you – vod? rex, are you okay? what are you oH NO TUP DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH-”

fetts on the varsity football team is like a right of passage in the family

right now, only the juniors of the fett family are on the team, but the coach has eyes on fives and echo for next years team

SPEAKING OF

echo, fives and boil are the infamous sophomore trio that pulled the milk bucket prank on the gym teacher, pong krell.

they had to help the janitor (99) clean up afterwards, but they genuinely enjoyed 99’s company, because he’s rad as shit and knows all the secret school passageways.

to be honest, not one person (except maybe sidious) was complaining

that motherfucker makes everyone run like eight laps during gym class

even mr. windu gives them a small smile in the hallways after that

boil says he was blackmailed into it

waxer is a freshman (the poor dude, i’m so sorry), and he always looks out for the nervous freshies

if someone is having a bad day, he’ll give them a lollipop (he carries around a whole bag), a place to sit during lunch, and a shoulder to cry on

all you need to do to find waxer is to locate this long ass line of children

the school counselor, plo koon, sometimes brings his niece numa into school during the day because he can’t find a babysitter, and waxer. fucking. loves. her. PERIOD.

w+n pull these tiny little pranks on teachers, and the staff pretends not to notice, but numa always giggles and gives them away.

boil has a soft spot for numa too, and sneaks her rice krispies.

bonus shit i want to add in but can’t figure out where to put it (or i’m just gonna add it on and shit)

plo koon adopted anakin after his mother died (him and anakin’s mother were good friends), and found ahsoka on the side of the street, shivering like a maniac.

he doesn’t know where ahsoka came from, but he loves her so gOD DAMN MUCH.

he’s the school counselor, and still keeps in touch with a lot of students even after the graduated (he thinks that majoring in law enforcement/police is a bit dangerous for wolffe but he still supports his unofficial but basically son 100%)

yoda is the super old but radically rad english teacher.

his entire point of existence in my mind fic is to troll the shit out of palpatine.

a recent conversation starring yoda and palps: “did you give the students the mountain of extra work i assigned them?” “for the students, that was?” i’m sorry. my bad, that is.” “this is the seventh time, yoda.”

okay but for real

mace windu violently roots for the school football team.

“BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, CODY! YOU TOO...OTHER CODY!”

“THAT’S A HOLDING! THAT’S A HOLDING!”

“REF IF YOU DON’T COUNT THAT TOUCHDOWN THEN I SWEAR TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON I WILL COME DOWN THERE AND BEAT YOUR SORRY PINSTRIPED ASS!”

[muwur]

snapchat headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for using snapchat w ur boi toi ft. the pretty setter squad

❧ gn reader

✎ 3.1k words

a/n: kinda a combo of how they use sc and the kinds of snaps they send you! along w wat u send them, and uh... dating stuf n shenanigans? texting/snapping habits? my fantasies? IDEK ANYMORE EOFHEFJ

this was born from the recesses of my mind , which desired nothing mor than snapchats from suga , us sending cute selfies , others bein dumb n chaotic , no context videos , n him snapping me photos of some mangoes on sale he said he’ll buy for me DXX it’s too late for me now

doing research on hq bois and surfing thru sc features (im just now realizing theres quite a bit?? im hoping i address most of them at some point lolol) instead of real life tings aHHhhhHAHA

requests: open! will be working on a suga one i got, dw, requester!

sugawara

✧ sends good morning and good night snaps

✧ so he’s rlly good at keeping streaks, probs has the longest ones (one of them being y’alls streak)

✧ posts tidbits of volleyball practice on his story every once in a while

✧ snaps you pics of his sleeping teammates when they’re coming back to school after a long day of matches , adding a single ‘❤️’ as a caption

✧ he will also create colorful masterpieces on all of them

✧ gives daichi a santa beard, tanaka a squiggly stache (i imagine it to look like spongebob n patrick’s seaweed ones now that were mEN), n kageyama sum angry brows,,, wait he already has them lolol u good der kags

✧ posts a picture of you when you’re hanging out, captioning it: “🥰“

✧ has conversations with you purely via snaps

✧ ranges from casual chats and checking up on u to crackwhoring ( ** indicates the photo, while the “” quotes indicate the caption, all snaps are italicized, otherwise its regular dialogue)

✧ suga: *peace sign* “hey sweetheart, how r u?”

✧ you: *pics of homework* “ahh, drowning in school ;-; i cant wait for this week to be over fghjkl”

✧ suga: *close up with :o on his face* “let’s study together tmrw!”

✧ or

✧ suga: *complete darkness* “its 3 am n i cant sleep”

✧ you: *the top half of your head, laying on a pillow* “ ;( aw babe. do u want me to send something to help u sleep?”

✧ suga: *still in darkness* “y u still up?? go sleep. n 🥺 yes pls”

✧ you: *snaps pics of feet* “that’ll be 50 bucks, pay up” 

✧ suga: *darkness remains* “can we make a trade instead? i promise to make it worth ;)”

✧ ok now u BOTH cant sleep (im sry my crackheading be acting up around 2am eeryday, i stan a mischievous suga--)

✧ video chats (in the darkness lol) instead until you both pass out (im not in luv u r 😭)

✧ super down to take filtered selfies w you

✧ does all the silly ones with you (things like ’angry face’ or the frog one)

✧ but also rlly digs lookin cute with you using some heart crowns, y’all an aesthetic (n crakhead) duo fosho

✧ def subscribes to life hacks and tries them out himself, has a 50% success rate

kageyama

✧ doesn’t rlly use snapchat too much

✧ but when he does

✧ will either send you a picture to indicate he’s at volleyball practice (wow wat a sexi lookin gym floor)

✧ or some random picture of whatever he’s doing at the moment (*drinking milk*)

✧ this is mostly in order to save streaks

✧ he’s so bad at streaks

✧ “why does it matter?? what’s the point of sending just black screens or whatever’s in front of you at the moment??”

✧ can’t keep a consistent streak for more than 3 days and also doesn’t care (until hinata challenges him to see who can have the longer one)

✧ when you send him videos of him playing, he really focuses on them to try to improve his technique. asks you to send those vids to him (assuming u saved them, which u did)

✧ but when you look over his shoulder when he’s watching a video and give him some compliment (“i recorded at the perfect moment! that was a really good set, kageyama!”), he gets a bit flustered

✧ gets even more flustered but pretty happy whenever you post videos on your story showing karasuno winning some points with captions like:

✧ “footage of the legendary quick >.>” or “karasuno crows flyin high!” or “these bois make my heart 😭 im so proud”

✧ you WILL catch him off guard in photos, using filters that surrounds his head w/ emojis like 🥺💖🥰💘

✧ you also put these on your story (to his dismay)

✧ ppl comment on these mor than anything else (n for those who dont rlly kno kageyama, theyre kinda surprised to him like this)

✧ hinata snickers “hey kageyama you look pretty good here--”

✧ takes some selfies with you, mostly cuz you want them

✧ saves them after u send them over (n secretly cherishes them)

✧ occasionally watches his subscriptions, they’ll usually involve sports, mostly volleyball (who woulda guessed)

✧ you use his bitmoji to test out random facial expressions you would never see him wear

✧ you: “can you smile and wink like this? act like you’re the obnoxious charming guy in a shojo.”

✧ will actually attempt, but it looks so bad that you die inside and he never wants to try again cuz of ur laughing outburst (you: “😭😭 bb im sorry i couldnt help it”)

oikawa

✧ literally sends you anything and everything

✧ morning bathroom selfie to show off how good his hair came out that day, saying:

✧ “he has risen”

✧ or “i woke up like this”

✧ and my favorite, “you’re lucky you get this content for frEE”

✧ selfies with iwa, who just looks annoyed and exasperated at the camera

✧ sends you pics of his lunch and snacks (“bet u wish u had milk bread too”)

✧ always packs extra milk bread so he could convince you to stay at his practice after school--

✧ FILTERSS

✧ I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENUF

✧ will either use the filters that make him kayooottt (cute)

✧ loves the ones named ‘hearts,’ ‘soft,’ ‘peach,’ ‘butterfly cheeks,’ vsco filters LOL, etc

✧ uses ‘big mouth’ when he feelin a bit sASSY; also loves to use this one when he rants, it channels his inner valley girl

✧ sometimes he’ll be snacking or drinking something while he does so (“hey guys today im gonna eat these milk buns from my favorite bakery and this bomb orange juice and complain about this little kid who talked smack to me earlier and almost made me cry--”)

✧ takes cute selfies with you, is an aesthetic selfie king, puts them on his story to show off he’s hangin with you

✧ but on your story you only post the ones he looks bad in LOL

✧ has separate stories for his every need, some r private (and lucky you, ur included in all of them)

✧ titles them ‘mean things iwa said to me today,’ ‘ranting hotbox + mukbangs,’ ‘a day in the life of oikawa,’ ‘volleyball 🏐,’ ‘unpopular opinions,’ etc. 

✧ fitting room photoshoots lol

✧ “y/n, what do you think of this??” “and this?” “oOH WHAT ABOUT THIS??”

✧ ends up calling you through video chat so you can live critique his choices

✧ “oikawa, please no, i can’t be seen with you in public if you wear those--”

✧ also changes his bitmoji’s outfits from time to time, hopes you’ll notice, but you don’t LOL (oikawa: ;((((((( )

kenma

✧ uses sc usually just to reply to messages ppl send him

✧ indifferent about streaks, but keeps a few with ppl he’s closer to

✧ mindlessly plays the snapchat games with you, finds some of them kinda cute

✧ you both made his bitmoji for him, dressing his up in the orange cat suit

✧ you also helped make kuroo’s and put his in the black cat suit to match--

✧ snaps you every time he gets a new game, starts playing it, and once he finishes

✧ started to post some gameplays and reviews on his sc story (might as well add them to sc since he was already on other social platforms), and ended up amassing a large following

✧ follows the tech and gaming stories on sc

✧ as well as the ones with cute animals--

✧ open to selfies with you, usually wears a calm expression and holds up a peace sign

✧ even occasionally sticks his tongue out

✧ his story is occasionally heavily bombarded with candids of him w/ pretty sc filters, all taken by you

✧ but of all the filters, you love using the clout glasses on him

✧ especially when he’s just minding his own business

✧ “kenma, in his tru habitat” when hes cocooned in a blanket

✧ “kenma, on his way to steal yo manz” while on his way to the bathroom

✧ “kenma, next iron chef. watch out gordon” as he’s cooking instant ramen

✧ “kenma” n das it

✧ but he thinks it meme-y so he lets you do whatever you want, kinda digs it

✧ you end up dedicating your snap story to memes of kenma and the nekoma volleyball team. ppl are in it for the shits n giggles n hot bois

✧ you later discover someone else did the same thing with their volleyball team filled with hot bois from shiratorizawa, and you befriend tendou and share funni internet tings

akaashi

✧ 99% of his photos include either you or bokuto or both

✧ bokuto spams akaashi’s story and contact list with selfies and videos of himself using weird filters, often gets you to join him

✧ has several streaks, but will send something with more substance than a black screen or his bedroom window

✧ will usually involve smthng that just happened to him or smthing he saw, like:

✧ “a kind older lady offered me some apples in return for helping her”

-or:

✧ “how do i break the news to bokuto that the yaikniku place he’s been wanting to go to for the past week ,,, is closed today”

✧ o n let’s not leave out:

✧ “is it possible to conjure a ghost using a wooden spatula, ketchup, and a chalk drawn hexagram? bokuto’s been paranoid ever since he tried last night and i dont know what to tell him. seriously, help”

✧ looks through stories occasionally, comments whenever bokuto makes questionable decisions

✧ also comments on whatever you’ve posted. his words range from “you’re cute” to “why,” depending on the content

✧ ppl know when y’all are hanging out cuz he’ll post smthing to indicate he’s with you, usually it’s some candid and you’re not paying attention

✧ appreciation posts for you as well! esp if you got him something, like onigiri or his fav, Nanohana no Karashiae , for lunch! (akaashi: *snaps a pic of his food* “thank you y/n for feeding me”)

✧ prefers video calling over texting/snapping whenever possible tho

✧ occasionally reminisces thru his sc memories

✧ enjoys the flashback feature and will send them to you and bokuto (cuz they’re about y’all anyway lolol)

✧ also has secretly saved a bunch of selfies of himself, consists of him trying out a lot of the filters (he feelin himself)

✧ you, one day, looking thru his phone and discovering them: “akaashi, you’re so pretty wtf”

✧ akaashi: “...”

koganegawa

✧ sends you selfies of him before practice

✧ during breaks

✧ and after practice, usually makes a comment about how it went for him that day like:

✧  “i hit a decent toss today and futakuchi actually complimented me!”

✧ that, or:

✧ “i got yelled at 17 times today 😢😩”

✧ has quite a few streaks, his longest ones being with you and hinata

✧ def uses filters

✧ tries out every funny one he finds and sends you videos

✧ “look y/n im an aaaaAALlliiEEENnnNNN oo oo hoo hhhooOOh”

✧ “now im a chicky nuggy!!” (chicken nugget)

✧ also enjoys the doodle feature

✧ but he uses the filter with the clout glasses unironically--

✧ usually when smth good happens to him and he feels happy and/or cool about it

✧ “just beat the boss in this game on my 69th try B)”

✧ “kogane, that’s--”

✧ plays sc games with you and thinks bitmojis r cool

✧ kinda sad he cant find a hair option that matches him tho lolol rip

✧ you: “you hair’s just,,, unique,,,”

✧ subscribed to anything sports and fitness, as well as pop culture so he can stay in the loop

✧ also watches everyone else’s stories, pointing out whenever he sees smthing cool and/or interesting

✧ “woahh, karasuno’s at nationals right now! i wish we could’ve won, but next year for sure!!”

✧ you encourage him at all his games, hyping him up irl and online

✧ “koganegawa: best setter 😍!!”

✧ luckily you didnt record the parts he completely messed up LOL

semi

✧ before going out with you, snaps you a pic of his casual outfit like:

✧ semi: “does this look ok”

✧ you: “babe you look great, tendou was just messing with you”

✧ will make unwanted appearances on tendou’s snap and complains to you about them

✧ “i didnt consent to being part of his meme page” and

✧ “okay, but he didn’t only have to share all the moments i messed up--”

✧ also indifferent about streaks but will do them

✧ sometimes sends snaps/streaks indicating he’s practicing his music

✧ when you see these you usually ask him to send you vids or if you can come over n watch

✧ initially is a bit shy about it but he loves what he does and you and knows you’re genuinely interested and supportive so he agrees

✧ secretly rlly enjoys having you as his personal audience

✧ lowkey into asmr, like the soap cutting shit as well as chewing crunchy things

✧ also watches food porn and clips of mukbangs, then can’t resist going on youtube and watching the whole thing

✧  “y/n, can we try this, it looks so good--”

✧ will also often watch oikawa’s stories, especially his ‘ranting hotbox + mukbangs,’ and makes comments about him being an idiot

✧  “this kid he’s talking about is a savage”

✧ but admits they’re quite entertaining

✧ just looks serious in all the selfies you take with him

✧ you: “can you look like you’re enjoying yourself?”

✧ semi: “i look cooler like this tho”

✧ sc memories filled with shenanigans from you and the volleyball team, doodles, and mirror selfies with him experimenting diff looks (you: “tendou, you got him way too concerned about this”)

✧ also enjoys showing off he’s with you, taking a short video of you when you hang out

✧ you: “semi, i look bad right now”

✧ semi: “but you can never look bad”

✧ you: “🥺 bb”

✧ viewers: “aw”

✧ shiratorizawa: “can he be this nice with us LOL”

shirabu

✧ his main mode of communication with you is mostly through the regular messaging app, so he doesn’t use sc too much

✧ also doesn’t care for streaks and is bad at keeping them

✧ will answer to you or his senpais rather soon tho

✧ but lets all his other notifications pile up a bit before finally going thru them

✧ goes through the snaps he receives really fast, spending like 2 seconds each to look at them cuz aint nobody got time for dat

✧ doesn’t even rlly open goshiki’s LOL

✧ you have fun using filters on him and taking videos while he’s just doing his own thing peacefully like studying

✧ it takes him a second to notice and when he finally looks up, he just gives you an exasperated look

✧ cue you cracking up with laughter bc the filter finally shows up on his face

✧ his eyes and mouth are now on mike wazowski

✧ that, or his face becomes so disturbingly moRPhed like an alien

✧ caption: “ken-chan, my future medical man 😍”

✧ “y/n, please, this is like the 7th time in the last 20 minutes--”

✧ finally convinced him to take a study break and hang out with you

✧ which usually consists of snacking and light banter while you lay your head on his lap

✧ and scrolling through snapchat stories and showing him what everyone else is up to and cool things you’re subscribed to

✧ “loooook, dr. miami’s doing another butt job! is this the line of work you’re studying so hard for?”

✧ “no, it’s really not”

✧ is actually very soft with you and likes having the photos and vids for memories

atsumu

✧ sends you snaps where his brother looks bad, captioning it:

✧ “this is evidence that im the hotter twin”

✧ likewise, osamu sends you snaps where atsumu looks even worse

✧ like, the mans passed out, looking rekt and open mouthed, drool seeping into his pillow

✧ osamu: “u still have time to break up with him”

✧ also lucky for you, atsumu also loves to take unflattering photos of you and send them to you randomly at like 2 am

✧ you: “nani tf when did you even take this??”

✧ usually posts a snap while he’s out somewhere like at a match, the gym, outside on a run, a party, or just hanging out with you or his frens

✧ however, makes sure you look good if you show up on his story cuz he wants to show you off

✧ doesn’t really care for streaks, but has a lott

✧ but also has a tON of unopened snaps

✧ is the type to send just a black screen n call it a day, or maybe spice it up by sending a pic of the sexi gym floor (a comeback) w his shoe in the corner

✧ will, however, consistently respond to you and kinda looks forward to ur snaps (secretly hopes you show ur face)

✧ but when you dont:

*in class*

✧ atsumu: *a smirk on his face* “your content’s kinda dry today” 

✧ you: *your sexi desk* “my nudez ain’t free, i demand compensation”

✧ atsumu: *grasped his chin in thought, but angled the cam up bc he needa hide his phone in class lolol* “what if i... take you out on a romantic excursion”

✧ you: * your face but with ‘sausage’ filter* “🥵🥵🥵🥵 yessir, what u want”

✧ rlly only wants to have pics of your face wat a closeted sOFTIE

✧ likes to have content on his flashbacks

✧ usually has other social media sources to keep up to date with things

✧ actually rlly digs using sc filters, mostly ones that’ll make him look like a queen

✧ captions a selfie of you two like: “me >>>>>>> y/n”

✧ but nearly everyone who comments on it is like: “i think you flipped the sign, bro 🤥”

✧ judges ppl who are into soap cutting asmr (you will never hear the end of it if you also like it)

a/n: sc kinda dying for me, my use went from suga to an atsumu to like nearly nonexistent LOL

also o gawd i already have ideas here n there for a pt 2 so stay tuned fjxnwfesd hope it takes me less long cuz this one took me fkin foreva LOL

idk y i made semi like mukbangs but i feel like he’d be rlly into them--

[clandestineloki]

She Is Beauty, She Is Grace, She Will Stab You in the Face

Summary: Loki has been obsessed with you. Not only romantically, but he’s also been wondering why the fuck you became one of the best agents of SHIELD.

requested by anonymous

Warning: a little conversation between Loki and his conscience, swear words, implied smut

“And when push, comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! Da Da Da Dat Da!~”

You swayed along to Jonathan Groff as you wandered around the kitchen getting breakfast, unaware of the keen eyes observing your every move.

Loki knew you were a happy-go-lucky mortal, but he had never seen you looking this –what was the word? Ah, yes- adorable. He saw you as you would slide around the Tower and prank people, and cry at something as pathetic as Twilight, and he found you lovable.

The only thing that puzzled him about you was how you had become one of the best agents of SHIELD -that is, before HYDRA infiltrated it.

He imagined you to be a tough woman, who could kill with her glares, and could choke the life out of someone and no one would see it coming.

But when he saw you, you were the exact opposite.

He remembered that day like it was yesterday.

“Reindeer, there’s someone you have to meet!” Stark yelled as he dragged you into the room.

Loki sighed in irritation and turned around, but the moment his eyes landed on you, the first thing he felt was the way his heart stopped.

You were in a pastel yellow hoodie, with your hair loosely done up in a scrunchie (A/N: VSCO girl much?) and you were the most precious thing he had ever seen. Your voice sounded like a siren, luring him to you. And your smile, he knew that exact moment that he wanted every smile that you made to be because of him.

The second thing he remembered thinking was “This is her?”

Whatever he expected you to be, turn that around and that was you. You looked so small compared to him, and he was puzzled by how adorable you were and how you were “one of the elite of SHIELD”, as Stark put it.

Since then, he made it his personal goal to find out what kind of wolf was under the sheep’s clothing.

So far he had done absolutely nothing but fall even more in love with the sheep.

=

He curiously eyed you as you poured yourself a glass of orange juice while singing along to the Hamilton soundtrack, anticipating that you would trip and fall on your feet.

She’s going to stumble, Loki, his inner conscience whispered to him. What are you going to do about it?

I’ll just stand here and laugh, like when Thor dropped his PopTart down the stairwell the other day, Loki whispered back.

True as he predicted, you slipped on the glass tile and yelped in surprise as you lost your footing.

The difference was, he didn’t just stand and laugh.

He completely ignored his conscience as he teleported over to you, grabbed your glass with one hand, and lifted you back onto your feet with the other.

“Wha-” you looked at Loki. “T-Thanks!”

Loki smirked. “Don’t even mention it darling.”

“Oh, hey, Loki, do you want some-” you fidgeted with the box of orange juice and started pouring. “-Minute Maid?”

Loki nodded and leaned over on the counter.

“What do you do during your spare time, Y/N?” he tilted his head.

“Well, I-I just chill here.” You shrugged.

“Chill?” He asked.

“Oh, I meant relax,” you laughed. “You know, listen to music, do nothing, sleep.”

Loki,the glass is almost full. His conscience whispered. Norns, all that disgusting beverage about to be spilled on such an ugly table. Are you going to do something about it?

Loki tipped the juice box away from the glass a second before it overflowed.

“Oh, shit! Sorry, thanks.”

Look at how flustered the little bitch is, Loki. His conscience whispered. Kiss her.

No, Loki argued. Not now, at least.

“Sorry, I’m so not myself today.” You pouted, but laughed nervously when you saw Loki staring into your eyes.

“L-Loki, why are you staring at me like that?” You looked around the room, suddenly conscious of how many times you had humiliated yourself in front of him in less than an hour.

“Has anyone ever told you that you are a captivating creature?” He whispered, moving forward to take in more of the details of your face.

“N-No.” You said, the color rushing to your cheeks. “Wh-What makes you say so?”

Loki, you could do a lot better than that. Loki’s conscience teased. Keep going.

“Well, if you pay very close attention,” he said, slowly making his way to the other side of the table and towards you, “your eyes remind me of the Bifrost.”

“The Bifrost?” you tilted your head.

You hate the bloody Bifrost, Loki, you hate Heimdall.

“Well, if you’ve ever been to the Bifrost-”

Loki, no one aside from Heimdall, Odin, and Thor has been to the Bifrost.

“If you’ve ever been to the Bifrost, the light scatters in more colors than you can imagine, and you can never focus on just one color because it’s all beautiful.” He leaned closer and moved a lock of hair away from your face.

That was so cheesy. What the blazes has gotten into you, Loki?

“Wow, th-thanks,” you stammered, now completely unable to form coherent words or thoughts.

Loki stared at you until he heard the door open. He literally dashed to the other side of the room as Tony swung the door open.

“Y/N, Loki, stop lovingly looking into each other’s eyes because we need your help.”

You didn’t say anything, just walked out and followed Tony, trying to cover the blush that spread over your face.

Loki knew this was his one chance. As he got himself ready and walked onto the Quinjet, he formulated a plan to find out your inner wolf.

The mission was the typical: Loki would make sure no enemies would get near the extraction point, and you would break through the security wall.

Loki was halfway through snapping a soldier’s neck to the next realm when he suddenly had the best idea in over a century. He smirked as he summoned a shimmer of green light around himself.

=

“Y/N, what did I tell you about hanging out with Loki all the time?”

You rolled your eyes. Tony was such a prick sometimes.

“That I should actually tell him my feelings about him instead of building up more tension-”

“Sexual.”

“Blegh, right, sexual tension. Tony, I don’t give a shit.”

“Alright, but I’m betting you’ll be the one to ask him out. Don’t make me lose my money-”

Beep.

You rolled your eyes and continued typing down the shutdown codes when you heard a shout of pain. You turned around and saw Loki on the ground with a knife in his leg.

“Loki!” You cried and ran over to him.

“I’ll be alright,” he breathed out. “Just get the security open.”

“No, it’s alright. Tony’s got it-”

You heard someone behind the two of you, and you turned around as three HYDRA agents began to close in on you.

“Can you stand?” You asked Loki.

He groaned and looked back at you. “Sorry, darling, no can do.”

You looked down, patted him on the shoulder, then turned to the three HYDRA agents.

Loki did not expect the words that came out of you.

“You’re going to fucking regret that.”

You glared at them, and Loki looked at your eyes again.

The eyes of the wolf.

You lunged at the first one and wrestled him to the ground, and landed your elbow onto his neck, eliciting a crack as the man fell limp to the floor.

Ow.

You turned to the next man and stopped his fist midair, then spun him around and knocked him out with a punch to the gut.

The last man gave you a harder fight, but soon you had him doubling over in pain in less than a minute. You grabbed his chin in your hand and forced his head upwards.

“This is for hurting Loki,” you harshly whispered.

Crack.

=

Loki stared at the three dead agents, then back at you. You wiped a bit of sweat off your forehead and turned back to Loki.

What the fuck was that? Both of you thought at the same time.

Loki tried to move forward, and suddenly, your eyes softened and you ran to him.

“Loki! Loki! Shit, are you okay? Does it hurt?” You fidgeted with the cloth surrounding the dagger.

“What just happened, Y/N?” Loki asked softly.

“Well, I-I just held them off. I mean, I hope they’re just unconscious and not dead,” You stammered. “Oh, God.”

“I’m alright, Y/N,” he squirmed. “Get help.”

You ran through your stuff to look for your radio.

“I-I’ll just- fuck it!” You whined as you spilled all the contents of your bag.

“Shit, there it is.” You crawled over to the radio.

“H-Hello? Tony, Loki’s got a knife in his-”

You screamed in shock as Loki slid the knife out of his leg.

“WHAT THE FUCK LOKI?” You cried. “PUT IT BACK! I-I mean NO DON’T PUT IT BACK, BUT WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE IT OUT?”

“Chillax, Y/N,” he smirked, and the knife in his hand vanished in green light.

You looked back at the radio, then at his leg, then at his hand, then at his eyes.

“D-Did you JUST FUCKING FAKE THAT? WHAT THE SHIT? I WAS SO WORRIED!”

“You should have known I wouldn’t have lost to a pathetic mortal.”

He slowly stood up and sauntered over to you.

“And I should have known all this time there was a darker side to you.”

“D-Darker? Loki, what the shit are you talking abou-”

In a second he had you against the pilot’s seat, his face dangerously close to yours.

“As much as I love it when you’re all sweet and sugar, darling, it’s just the two of us, now,” he brushed his lips lightly against yours and smirked. “Let out the spice in you.”

That must have encouraged you because the next thing he knew, he was the one against the pilot’s seat and your lips were pressed against his.

He melted into it, and his hands found your waist, pulling you closer to him. Your mouths moved in perfect sync, and he enjoyed every second of it.

But when you pulled apart, he chuckled when he realized you were completely red in the face.

“Was that alright?” you asked softly.

“Of course darling,” he smiled genuinely, and pulled you back onto him, locking your lips once more.

But you pulled away, remembering where you were.

“Fuck!” you cried. “The mission!”

You grabbed the radio.

“Tony, what’s your status?”

“Single and confused. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE YOU DOING?”

You turned to the window of the Quinjet, and everyone was staring at you, their faces a mix of shock, surprise, and a little disgust.

“YOU DO NOT FUCK ON A MISSION, AND MOST OF ALL YOU DO NOT FUCK ON THE PILOT SEAT!”

“WE WERE NOT FUCKING, HE KISSED ME! HE STARTED IT!”

Loki looked at you with mock surprise, and his mouth twisted into a smirk as he turned to the others.

“I clearly did not start it, I was just talking and she just pulled me into her arms.”

“He faked an injury!” You pouted as you pointed to Loki.

“I beg to disagree, she fell for it.”

“I thought you were dying! I almost cried!”

“I’m… honored?” He raised an eyebrow.

Tony clapped his hands in your faces.

“No, no, shut up. We are going back to the Tower, you two are going to tell us what happened, and then the rest of us are going out for shawarma while you go find a spare room and eat each other out.”

“Ew! No, Tony!” You cried. “I want shawarma too!”

“I’d prefer the second option,” Loki smiled cheekily.

“Loki!” You crossed your arms. “Tony, don’t encourage him! We’re not technically dating yet! I’m not his girlfriend!”

You stopped, then looked at Loki in confusion.

“A-Am I? You didn’t say anything about-”

“We are now.”

“Shit. Now I gotta pay Rogers because of you.” Tony held his head in his hands. “I can’t fucking stand you two.”

“Then sit down,” Nat moved into the pilot seat. “We’re leaving.”

For the rest of the trip home, your head was on Loki’s lap as he softly brushed your hair.

“I love you,” he whispered softly.

You looked up at him in surprise.

“Do you mean the Y/N you’ve known for the past months or the Y/N you saw just now?”

“Both.”

Tony gagged.

“Could you two just save it for the bedroom?”

“Right we will,” Loki smirked mischievously.

“LOKI!”

[stebetoeknee]

Teen Avengers as Tiktokers 😳

oh my gosh i genuinely dont even have (or like) tiktok but a lot of my friends are obsessed with it so here are teen avengers as tiktokers. if you have more headcannons like these, send in the asks pls, but here we go:

Steve

“how in the world do you work this app”

everyone probably makes fun of him because he uses effects wrong

but hes so cute and fluffy and big and blond so they all fall in love with him anyways

never uses song with curse words

and if he does, it’s usually a clean version.

he CANNOT dance, so he often shows his art and THATS what gain him popularity

one day he was showing his art there was an amazing drawing of Tony on the side that wasn’t meant to be in frame but the people demanded to see it in full

wait till they learnt that was a real person

Tony

that one tiktoker everyone ships with steve 😑

okay he’s probably one of those ones that uses his money for crazy experiments

“watch me pour hydrofluoric acid on 10 iphone X’s stacked on eachother”

the ones that dont follow him for the crazy stuff are there because of how fucking adorable he is.

bitch has fucjing flowers in his hair and wearing hoodies to big for him. hes so tiny too i-

he went live at school one day and they saw steve behind the screen and AH

When hes not endangering himself, he plays covers on the piano.

soft tiktok boy indeed.

probably only knows the “why you so obsessed with me” and “renegade” dance

Natasha

the only one that can dance

well she did have a background in ballet dance but sis can throw it BACK

tries to teach steve how to dance but he just looked like a chicken so she gave up

kinda an egirl tho

someone saw her wearing scrunches in public and asked her if she was a vsco girl, so she made a whole tiktok about i

“oMg yOuR weARing a sksKsksSRUNCHIE are you a skskjdVSCO girl”

*steps out in full egirl outfit* “....bITCH DO I LOOK LIKE”-

other than that, she can kick ass too ofc and she also posts some tiktoks about easy and effective self defense for girls if they ever need it :)

Thor

too pure for his own good

never gets anything on that app.....NOTHING

but god hes so pretty like why wouldn’t you follow this dumb blonde with long sparkling hair

looks like a greek god, is a norse god

has led lights and probably runs around like a maniac with them

has a bf

his name is bruce of course

shows bruce off a lot since bruce refused to make a tiktok account

so they make tiktoks together a lot lol

everyone ships them so hard! thorbruce rights for life!

Clint

who let this bitch on this app

king of pranks and funny videos

“POV: you’re loki and i beat you up for existing”

*proceeds to beat the phone up*

transition god

rants about how much he hates S.H.I.E.L.D. high and how everyone there is gay and he just wants someone to hold his hand :(

a lot of girls volunteer 😳

Tony helps him pull a prank on Principal Fury.

It did not go well for either parties

but it got him 500k likes on tiktok so time well spent

he still got suspended for like a week 😭

If this doesnt flop, ill make a part 2 of the other marvel characters.

[gameofdrarry]

Wizards Hearts Recs: Crack!Fic

Wizards Hearts was a four-month-long Drarry reading fest. Players were given a playing deck of 52 tropes, and were asked to find 52 different fics to read and comment on to fill their decks. To prevent the same few fics from being read, fics were restricted to only being used for the game three times before being considered ineligible for further points. The tropes and submissions list can be found here.

Check out the masterlist of fics for this trope below the cut!

📜 Can't Afford to Fall by p1013 Rated:  Explicit Words:  100543 Tags: Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Auror Harry Potter, Ex-Auror Harry Potter, Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry Potter, Potions Master Draco Malfoy, Past Draco Malfoy/Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy & Minerva McGonagall Friendship, Draco Malfoy & Rubeus Hagrid Friendship, Neville Longbottom & Draco Malfoy Friendship, House Elves, Hogwarts Castle, Quidditch, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Boggarts, Slow Burn, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Excessive Quidditch, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Harry Potter, minor vomiting in the final chapter, Frottage, Getting Together, Pining, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love, Injury Recovery, Emotional Constipation, Emotional Growth, did I mention slow burn?, POV Draco Malfoy Summary:  Looking at Harry Potter, the Savior of the Wizarding World, curled in on himself on a classroom floor, Draco can't help but think of that scared sixteen-year-old version of himself. All he wanted was for someone to help, to save him from his own choices. And here he is, with Harry Potter pooled before him like blood on tile, needing the same. Draco takes a hesitant step forward. He's on the edge of something, though he doesn't know what it is yet. But there's a choice before him, one he almost doesn't want to make. Draco's been the potions master at Hogwarts for four years. At the beginning of his fifth year, everything looks like it'll be smooth sailing. That is, until the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher arrives and throws all of Draco's well-considered plans out the window. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 to punch & to understand by canonjohnlock Rated:  Teen and Up Words:  12393 Tags: AU, text fic, Social Media AU, Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, Non-magical AU, Alternate Universe - Social Media, Harry and Draco text, Humor, Crack, Sexual Humor Summary:  The group chat names are all over the place, Hermione does a keg stand, and Ron passes out at dinner. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Ad Pavonem by Lomonaaeren Rated:  Mature Words:  29460 Tags: Aurors, Crack, Jealousy, Mystery, Peacocks, Birds, Master of Death Harry Potter Summary:  Draco Malfoy, who had seemed to be staying out of trouble after the war, has been connected to smugglers of Dark artifacts. Harry goes to investigate…and runs afoul of a defensive spell at the Manor that makes it highly improbable he can complete his mission. Much worse, Draco doesn’t even know the defensive spell has been triggered. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Ten Points for Gryffindor by VivacissimoVoce Rated:  Mature Words:  31395 Tags: Romance, Humor, Patronus, Christmas, Fluff, Redeemed Draco, Crack, Auror Harry, Transformation, Healers, Post-Hogwarts Summary:  It’s Christmas and Harry is growing antlers, but no one knows why. Perhaps Draco Malfoy can apply his expertise as a Healer and figure out how to remove them. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 nailed by peachpety Rated:  Mature Words:  1788 Tags: Texting, Crack, Friends to Lovers, Oblivious Harry, Cock Soap, Dick Jokes Summary:  An innocent search for a birthday gift has Harry in quite a lather. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 It’s a lovely day at Malfoy Manor, and Draco is a horrible goose by toutcequonveut Rated:  General Words:  2225 Tags: Alternate Universe - No Voldemort, Comedy, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Crack-ish, Untitled Goose Game References, Task Lists (Untitled Goose Game), Animagus Draco Malfoy, Based on a Tumblr Post, Crack Treated Seriously, ish, i dunno i can't tell what's crack anymore, Embedded Images, Getting Together, Animagus Summary:  What the title says ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Three Wishes by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) Rated:  Explicit Words:  10161 Tags: Fairy Tale Elements, Fairy Godparents, Wish Fulfillment, Explicit Sexual Content, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, Butt Plugs, Sex Toys, Implied Switching, Light Angst, Humor, Fluff and Crack, Confessions, Auror Harry Potter, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Be Careful What You Wish For, Thirsty Draco Malfoy, POV Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, H/D Sex Fair 2020 Summary:  Draco meets his fairy godmother and is granted three wishes. Unfortunately, they all keep coming back to the same thing. [excerpt]: Pop! "Oh, wow," Vince says, and is that sarcasm Draco hears? "I never saw that coming." "What?" Draco opens his eyes. He's prepared for the theatrics of the puffs of smoke—Vince, despite the sudden career change, was never blessed with an overactive imagination—but what he was not prepared for was the sight of Harry Potter, bare-chested and dressed in arseless chaps, his hands bound and mouth wrapped around a ball gag while lying face down on Draco's sofa. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 The Noble and Most Ancient Kettle of Black by MaesterChill, timothysboxers Rated:  Teen and Up Words:  8296 Tags: Established Relationship, Moving In Together, Sentient Objects, Tea, Bickering, more tea, Not all of it good, more bickering, POV Alternating, The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, Fluff and Humor, Claustrophobia, Panic Attacks Summary:  Things get steamy in the newly formed Potter-Malfoy household. Unfortunately it's not in the sexy way you might expect... When a copper kettle and a porcelain teapot stir up tensions to boiling point, who will be the unlikely saviour to calm the troubled waters with a perfect cup of tea? ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 The Secret Diary of Draco Malfoy: Aristocrat, Ne'er do Well, Rampant Homosexual by Alysian_Fields Rated:  Mature Words:  73008 Tags: Humor, Crack, Explicit Language, Sexual Content Summary:  Draco is the bitchy gay wizard version of Bridget Jones. And he has a huge crush on a certain Boy Wonder... ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Malfoy's Secret by justasnake Rated:  Explicit Words:  24059 Tags: Crack, Smut, Alternate Universe - Crack, Gratuitous Smut, Crack Treated Seriously, Shameless Smut, Hogwarts Eighth Year, Doppelcest, Snakes, Time Travel, Shrinking, Character Turned Into a Ghost, Hyperdimensional Bondage, Underwater Blow Jobs, Bodyswap, Coffee Shops, Public Blow Jobs, Eventual Plot Summary:  The Malfoy family holds an ancient and terrible secret. Harry finds out what the secret is on page one. 90% Drarry smut/crack, 10% discussion of higher-dimensional physics. COMPLETE! ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 So find your happiness by LakeWitch Rated:  Mature Words:  40731 Tags: Mentions Of Infidelity, not drarry though, Swearing, Drinking, Drunkenness, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things, POV Draco Malfoy, Computers, YouTube, Ibiza, This was all an excuse to research Ibiza as if I was planning a vacation, Dancing, Clubbing, Sexual Tension, charity work, Beaches, Stargazing, Television Watching, Skinny Dipping, Brief talk about Muggle religion, Confessions, there is some drama, someone cries, custard, Literal Sleeping Together, No Smut, crackish?, Crack Treated Seriously, at least, The crack bits include:, DJ Harry Potter, Draco singing along to Britney Spears, Harry makes YouTube videos of himself dancing in his living room, Harry's ringtone is the intro to Aaliyah's Try Again, Too many late 90s/early 00s RnB and Pop references, yes Harry is a DJ in Ibiza, Draco plays Boyz II Men when he's pining, mentions of clown sex, pandemic brain wrote this, ignore me, Oh and Also, Possessive Behavior, Gaslighting, this is really a mixed bag, but mostly enjoying Ibiza and friendly conversation, And lots of dancing, Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Harry Potter, Stalking, but with good intentions, Meddling Pansy Parkinson, everything I write is essentially the same story Summary:  Thanks to a special interest in Muggle culture, Pansy comes across something rather interesting on the internet: someone who looks very much like Harry Potter is posting videos of himself dancing on YouTube under the name "Evan James". But Harry Potter has been missing and unheard of for years. They say he couldn't take the fame and he'd just up and left the UK behind, with rumour placing him somewhere on the Continent. When Pansy shows Draco one of the videos, something ... well, awakens in him. Something he had very much tried to move on from and forget—that he has loved Harry Potter ever since they were fourteen. Pansy convinces Draco that it's time he travels to Ibiza to find Harry and "shoot his shot", once and for all. ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Bitch, I'm Harry Potter by Aylaar Rated:  Mature Words:  12068 Tags: Crack, Fluff and Humor, crackfic, This is crack, What the hell did I write this for, Hogwarts Eighth Year, This Is STUPID, Song Lyrics, Parody, Drarry, Love, Flirting, Kissing, boys, Gay, Help, Pansy is a VSCO Girl, Draco is embarrassed, Skateboards, Dyed hair, Harry wears vans, and he sings songs, really awkwardly, i cant believe i wrote this, I'm super weird, I'm Sorry, Famous Harry, Good Draco Malfoy, POV Draco Malfoy, Oblivious Draco Malfoy, Alternative Energy, Not Epilogue Compliant, Epilogue? what epilogue, Out of Character, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Crack Relationships, Draco is sassy, Why Does Draco Roll His Eyes SO MUCH, Hermione Wants Pansy, Pansy Wants Hermione, it's cute, Pansmione Will Happen, I promise, Blaise Might Want Ginny, Ron Loves Chicken, Song: Toxic (Britney Spears), Song: Sad (XXXTENTACION), Song: Buy U A Drank (T-Pain), References to VSCO Girls, References to Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, I May Have Made a TikTok Reference, I'm 26 and I act like a 14 Year Old, Cute Boys Singing To Each Other, Happy Ending, Boys' Love, Boys In Love, Marriage Proposal Summary:  It's Eighth Year at Hogwarts and Harry Potter rocks up with a skateboard, turquoise hair and is fully prepared to prank, annoy and act completely ridiculous. It could be for the attention of Malfoy, it may not be. Who knows? This is a crack fic, it's not serious what so ever and really just a fic full of ridiculousness. This is for my favourite Mommy Puff Complete ❤️ Read on AO3

📜 Surprise us by tomoewantsdolls Rated:  General Words:  1036 Tags: Drarropoly 2.0 - A Drarry Game/Fest, Portkeys, Travel, Crack, Humor, a pissed off portkey official is vengeful, Mythical Beings & Creatures Summary:  A pissed off portkey officer sends Harry and Draco to an unknown destination. ❤️ Read on AO3

[lesbianlovelanguage]

And I Oop... (or the accidental events that led to Steve adopting the VSCO lifestyle)

This all started from @trashmouth-hargrove‘s AMAZING Soft Billy (but also lowkey e-boy) and the subsequent VSCO Steve drawings, and all of our headcanons following the two. I hope you like it!!

It started innocently. Max had left one of her scrunchies at Steve’s house during a Party sleepover where he had been the designated Guardian. He was cleaning up their pizza boxes and stuff when it fell out of one of the blankets he had picked up to fold. He shrugged, and put it on his wrist to give back to her.

That afternoon, he decided to blow off steam and practice shooting hoops. His hair, which he hadn’t bothered to style that day, kept falling in his face and in an act of annoyed desperation, he used the scrunchie to pull it back in a half up-do. 

This is where it started, but it is far from where it ended. 

He realized that pulling his hair back was easier and less time consuming than carefully styling it each morning, and it had the added bonus of not leaving his hair a crunchy gross mess each night. All the extra time he saved (about an hour and a half) left him enough free time to scroll through his social media more, which led to him stumbling across an article about how plastic straws were killing baby turtles, and the best way to save them was to stop using plastic straws. 

The next thing he knows, he’s ordering eleven metal straws (one for each of his friends, including The Party, and three extras for himself) and passing them out. Most of them were okay with trying it, helpless to the full power of his Bambi Eyes. Billy, however, was and always would be an antagonist. 

It’s not that he necissarily meant to be, but he would be the first to admit that seeing his boyfriend get fired up that got him a little hot and bothered. He also was constantly losing things in his Camaro and they never reappeared no matter how hard he looked. But when he goes to the local diner with Steve for a casual date after basketball practice and uses a plastic straw?

It’s over for him. Steve practically screeches when he sees Billy unwrap the straw and stick it in his milkshake.

“What the fuck Billy? I bought you a metal straw for a reason?”

“Oh, yeah. Uh sorry babe, the Camaro goblins got to it.”

“I can’t believe this,” Steve mutters, digging through his backpack for one of his backups. “Betrayed by my own boyfriend!” 

“Pretty Boy, is it really that big of a deal? I just don-”

“The turtles Billy! You can’t ‘Pretty Boy’ your way out of this one when you aren’t even thinking about the turtles!” When Steve’s voice began to reach a new octave, Billy caved.

“Alright, alright. I’m sorry babe. Give me a stupid straw, promise I won’t lose it this time.”

“You better not. Next time I see you using a plastic straw? You’re ass is grass, you’re dead to me Hargrove.”

“Mmm, Pretty Boy. If my ass is grass, I think I know just the person to mow it.” Billy countered with an exaggerated wink. Steve just huffed and glared at him. 

“I mean it Billy. No sex for like, a week.”

“A whole week? Now Bambi, that’s just cruel and unusual punishment! I’ll die!” Billy said dramatically.

“Yeah, well when you use a plastic straw, you essentially kill a baby turtle so fair is fair.” 

“That’s cold Harrington. Absolutely icy.” 

Billy lasted a whole two weeks before he inevitably forgot his metal straw during lunch period when he, Steve, Nancy, and Jonathan all decided to go out to Taco Bell for lunch. He was the only one without the metal straw, and Steve had been serious about the week long celibacy. 

Billy practically glued the damn metal straw to himself after that.

--

Woo! So, I didn’t get ALL of the VSCO girl tropes in there, and not much e-boy Billy, but I do have IDEAS so I’ll probably be revisiting this AU sooner rather than later lol. (like I really want to write an idea I have for Steve getting a tik tok hehe)

Feel free to message me with ideas or VSCO tropes to try and include! I actually kind of love this??

@a-magey @greyspilot @gideongrace 

[wiener-soldiers]

tipsy (i) - peter parker

summary: you lost five years of your life to the blip. five years without your family, your friends, and without really being alive. your dad’s solution? send you and your friends on a fully-paid vacation to spain. no superheroes stuff, no villains; just pure, teenage fun. how eventful could one week be?

words: 1.1k

pairing: peter parker x stark! reader

warnings: drinking (not really underage if they’re legal in that country), typical teenage stuff, young love and pining

parts: part one, part two, part three

a/n: ooey gooey teenage fluff

Basic-(Y/N) did not come out often.

She was often reserved for the two months of the year where you aren’t worried about grades and school and being stuck in an Infinity stone or whatever happened; summer.

And when summer rolled around, the VSCO-loving, Instagram-whore, Basic-(Y/N) made herself known.

You weren’t really one to try to keep up with ever-changing Instagram trends (not that you are a “not-like-the-other-girls’ trope, you just had more important things to worry about), but during the summer, everyone, most especially your dad and your best friend, encouraged you to let loose a little bit more.

So, you stood in front of your bathroom mirror, fiddling with the friendship bracelet that Morgan, your stepsister, had made for you a few days prior, and readjusting your incognito airport outfit.

“You’re overthinking this,” your Dad says as he leans on the door frame to your bathroom, sunglasses perched on the bridge of his nose as he watches you decide whether or not you will be joining your friends on a trip to Barcelona, Spain.

You sigh and run a hand through your hair, “Yeah well, I don’t know why you’re letting me go to Spain with my friends. You’re planning something, aren’t you.”

“I am not!” he defends himself.

“Dad, you wouldn’t be paying for this trip unless you had some kind of motive,” you scoff, “Flying a bunch of teenagers to a country where we are legal? You are definitely up to something.”

Your Dad sighs before pushing himself off the threshold and walking towards you, arms open in an embrace. You quickly step into chest and breath the scent of whatever new cologne he’s wearing as he straps his arms tightly around you. You both stay in that position for a while before your Dad pulls away, ducking his head to look at your face. You stare back up at him.

“Look, kid,” he starts, “I know the Blip was hard for this family. You disappeared and came back with a new baby sister and a family who still mourned but tried to still carry on.”

Your eyes water at the thought of Morgan, the sister you cared about so deeply despite not being there for a lot of her ‘firsts.’

Your Dad smiles softly at you as you bury your head into the t-shirt he wore underneath his blazer. He rubs your back and continues, “But sweetheart, you gotta be a kid again. That grape took so much of your teenage years away and as a Father, isn’t it my job to bring it back?”

“But the drinking—”

“All of you would technically be legal if you hadn’t Blipped, except for that Brad kid. Wasn’t he like, two feet tall before?”

You laugh at him and shake your head, “I don’t know, he was really nice to me after I came back. Super understanding—I guess the trip felt like it’d be more fun with him?”

Your Dad gives his signature Tony Stark eye-roll, “Whatever, better be a good kid if I’m paying for him to go to Europe.”

The two Starks laugh in the bathroom in each other’s embrace when a buzz from your back pocket prompts you to pull away.

“Lemme guess, it’s Parker?”

You roll your eyes at the mention of your best-friend, “It is not—”

You cut yourself off at the sight of the text:

pete :)  may says u should be at the airport like 4 hrs before the flight? u still coming to pick me up or what?

“It was him wasn’t it?”

You collect your stuff and playful shove past your Dad, “He was just complaining that you take too long.”

--

Peter Parker had a long couple of months.

In an attempt to regain some of his teenage years back, he had agreed to go to Europe with his class to try to live a normal life—or some semblance of normality.

Instead, he spent his time fighting Mysterio and whatever Inception-shit that guy pulled off.

You had not been on the Europe trip as you and the rest of the Starks spent several months off-the-grid in their Upstate cabin, learning to be a family again. Peter understood the situation just fine: you had been Blipped and came back with a kid-sister. He was glad that you go to spend time with your family and adjusting to life again.

He still missed you though.

However mere weeks after the original Europe trip, Peter couldn’t say that he was expecting the text message from a group chat that he got.

(y/n)     im not in hiding any more yall. lets go on a trip

ned      the last time i was on a trip i literally almost died

betty    a trip? to where? we could come visit you upstate!!

(y/n)     don’t bother im moving back to the city with the fam. and i was thinking something…farther?

ned      florida?

mj        who in their right mind you want to go to florida?

flash    me

mj        my point still stands

brad    canada?

(y/n)     beautiful country but i can only take trees for so long. dad’s thinking spain? barcelona has sick beaches

ned      not all of us can afford spain…

betty    and ned’s original point? last time we were in europe we almost died

(y/n)     first off! a few things are gonna be different! one, ill be there. two, the avengers have resettled, my dad’s moving back into the city so threats can be handled by them. and three, dad’s paying for the whole thing. says we need a PROPER vacation. not like your europe trip that sounded like hell

peter    cmon guys i think it’ll be a good idea. we could all use a hard reset before school starts up again.

That’s where Peter found himself; sitting on the couch playing iMessage games with you as an episode of Law and Order played aimlessly in the background. His suitcase lied on his lap to make sure that May couldn’t sneak the suit in there when he wasn’t looking. Everyone needed a real vacation; he was just happy Mr. Stark felt the same way.

“No suit this time?” May asks from in front of him. He looks up and finds her holding the suit with eyebrows raised.

He shakes his head, “Mr. Stark said he’s got all threats under control and that we should just be kids and enjoy our trip.”

She nods understandingly and presses a kiss to Peter’s head, “That I can agree with. But if anything goes wrong, you call Happy okay? He’ll come get you.”

Peter shudders, “I can’t believe you’re dating him.”

“I wouldn’t call it dating per se…”

“May!”

A loud honk from the open window separates the two of them. Peter winces slightly before looking at his phone, only to see a text from you from a couple of minutes ago.

(y/n) <3    expect a honk! warned you lol

“That’s my ride,” Peter says before embracing May.

“Be good,” she says affectionately.

Peter nods against her, “Aren’t I always?”

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[hatsukeii]

Hi! 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 14 for Kageyama from the headcanons list?? If it's too many, just choose whichever interest you the most! Thank you! 💜

Hhhhh ty for requesting!!

I have so many ideas from Kageyama after seeing the latest few chapters all over my explore page on ig, this should be fun~

Btw just because I crave fluff and made up romantic scenarios I will be including you as a female s/o, I hope you’re fine w that bc I’m terrible at writing same sex fanfics and I feel like including you might be fun too, sorry if it’s not what you prefer, I’ll write up another one if you want!!

(You aren’t mentioned excessively though, so don’t worry!!)

Warnings: Mild manga spoilers that have to do with Kageyama’s backstory, nothing too major though, and angstangstangstangstangst-

2. How are they like on social media?

- Kageyama’s probably one that doesn’t really have that much regarding social media.

- However he would probably have the most common ones.

- Instagram, snapchat, maybe twitter too.

- He also has tiktok now that you’ve basically forced him to download it.

- Definitely uses instagram the most out of everything he has.

- Username: milkboykags

- Followers: 992 (Since he’s pretty popular through playing volleyball.)

- Following: 745 (He tries to follow most of his followers back if they have mutual friends between them, even if it’s a fan.)

- Profile pic: Probably one of those grunge shaky pics of him with a few of the Karasuno team members and you with a dark background and stuff.

- Bio: If you don’t have milk, don’t bother looking for me. ~Me, 2k19 (He hasn’t updated his bio a year lol.)

- His instagram feed is actually pretty aesthetic.

- He has one volleyball post of the entire team at the beach playing beach volleyball while the sun sets.

- He’s way too proud of that post.

- Another one of his posts was taken when you two were on an arcade date (At that time he hadn’t confessed yet, but he asked you out just to do that) and he sneaked a photo of you trying to get a unicorn plush from one of those claw machines.

- That one he’s gonna be keeping in his feed forever.

- He has a collection of highlights.

- There’s one for volleyball practice shenanigans, one for those little dates he takes you on, another one for full on group hangouts, then one of camera wars with random people that try taking photos of him, most likely you or Hinata.

- His feed basically revolves around this filter recipe he made for instagram, which makes his photos look cooler toned and more faded.

(P.s dm me if you want the recipe bc i made it on vsco lmao no I’m not a vsco girl don’t worry.)

- He doesn’t really use snapchat and twitter.

- Only does streaks with you and the volleyball team.

- Tiktok though, is a whole other story.

- Username: givemethecows

- Followers: 1405 (People from both tiktok and instagram.)

- Following: 200

- Bio: I make videos and shit.

- Profile pic: Bass boosted you like jazz meme (Bass boosted but photo if you get me.)

- Kageyama has this whole lowkey eboy thing going on with his tiktok.

- Most the time his videos are just a way to show his weird sense of humour or his sense of style that screams casual eboy.

- Since you forced him to get tiktok, you also forced him to learn dances with you.

- He’s terrible at those.

- Like very bad.

- He managed to break a pair of Tsukishima’s glasses while doing the renegade at break.

- And almost twisted his hips trying to throw it back as a joke.

- Needless to say it’s both hilarious and embarrassing for Kageyama.

- There are also tiktoks of him doing insane volleyball tricks on camera like the demon quick, the synchronised attack, and his jump serve etc.

- Which have gained him quite the following on the platform.

- In conclusion, Kageyama is generally pretty good at social media, but sucks ass at dancing.

4. What is Kageyama’s preferred weather?

- Surprisingly, Kageyama doesn’t like sunny weather. At all.

- For him, it’s the absolute worst thing.

- He think that sunny weather is way too annoying and hot and stuffy and gross.

- Plus, going out for morning runs in sunny weather is like wearing 10 jackets in hell.

- Like you can put on an extra layer if you’re cold but you can’t just strip naked if you’re hot.

- Oh my god he hates it so much it pains him to even think about it.

- He likes rainy days.

- Definitely not his favourite though.

- Rainy days usually mean staying home for the entire day.

- He can just laze around in his house, do whatever he wants.

- The sound of rain against glass windows soothes him.

- The constant sounds of droplets hitting the windows give him a sense of tranquility and peace.

- He will quite literally, fall asleep to those sounds.

- However rainy days do have their drawbacks.

- One of them, is having to stay home.

- Kageyama likes going for runs just to take in some fresh air, but that won’t work when it’s raining cats and dogs now will it.

- Plus, it means everything he does is restricted in his house unless he can get to an indoor gym that’s open.

- Boring.

- So he prefers windy days, when the cold breeze grazes his skin and the sun hides behind the fluffy clouds.

- It’s those days where he doesn’t have to suffer the heat that the sun brings upon him, nor does he have to suffer the feeling of rainwater dripping from the tips of his hair.

- He can do whatever he wants and still feel at ease and comfortable.

- Quite literally everything he asks for in a day.

6. Favourite music?

- Let’s be real, Kageyama probably isn’t good at music.

- He can’t dance or sing to save his life.

- However, he does enjoy how listening to music calms his nerves and gives him a chance to relax, even if he’s in a situation where he should be focused on an assignment or a piece of class work.

- People would expect him to enjoy listening to EDM or alternative rock, but no.

- This boy likes to listen to lofi and love songs.

- This doesn’t mean that his playlist only consists of these two genres, but the majority of songs in his playlist are either chill lofi beats or songs that give you the feels.

- Some of his favourite artists are Jeremy Zucker, Blackbear, Conan Gray, Billie Eilish, Lauv, Clairo, Wallows, Khalid, BENEE, Post Malone, Coldplay, Rex Orange County, Green Day, Shiloh Dynasty, Kina, love-sadKID, and the Arctic Monkeys.

- Has like 5 different playlists for different moods and events.

- One for moody times, one for study beats, one for when he wants throwbacks, one for firing him up before volleyball matches, and one for if he ever has to DJ in the front seat of someone’s car.

- Prefers to listen to music by himself.

- You’re an exception though.

- If he’s with you, you get one earbud, but he’ll be the one choosing the music still.

- You two have pretty contrasting tastes when it comes to music.

- He likes softer songs and lofi the most, whilst you prefer old rock and alternative rock. Oh and also a lot of throwback songs.

- I feel like Kageyama has definitely cried to a few songs when he was going through hard times.

- To him, listening to music is also a way of releasing all the inner conflict and frustrations.

- (Spoiler for backstory) When his grandfather died, he put Fix You on loop for at least 20 minutes.

- He was just numb, curled up into a ball on his bed, staring at the wall. He couldn’t feel anything. Nothing in his mind registered properly. All he could think of, was everything his grandfather had taught him, before he eventually passed away.

- Submerging himself into the melancholy song he was listening to, he didn’t even feel the tears that were now streaming down his face.

- The salty tears were now staining his pillow, creating little wet spots.

- He listened to every single lyric in the song, clutching his sheets harder every time the chorus came up.

- He punched his mattress repeatedly, still unable to accept the fact that someone he held so dear to his heart had just left like the wind.

- It wasn’t long until he was a sobbing mess, shaking and whimpering as he knelt on the bed.

- Silently sang to the lyrics, plopping back to his bed in defeat.

- His sister lingered in front of the door for five whole minutes, eventually leaving to let Kageyama sort out his feelings himself.

- You introduce a ton of new songs to him, since he doesn’t know that much about anything else other than lofi and sad songs.

- Just please no one let him listen to Nickleback. Please. He doesn’t need to know about it.

8. Movie that he would choose for a move nigh?

- The monthly Karasuno volleyball team movie night was finally here, and it was Kageyama’s turn to choose a movie this time, much to Tsukishima’s dismay.

- He’s put a lot of thought into this, not wanting to disappoint his teammates by choosing a shitty movie.

- He basically tried to figure out what everyone wanted to watch.

- However, everyone had very contrasting requests.

- Tsukishima wanted to watch Jurassic Park, Yamaguchi wanted a Disney movie, Hinata wanted something Marvel, Tanaka and Nishinoya wanted a horror movie, (Mainly so they could hit on you whilst you were still single) Sugawara wanted a romcom, Yachi wanted a comedy, and the others were fine with anything.

- He stressed himself out way too much trying to choose one movie.

- He finally got an idea after 3 entire days of thinking.

- And it wasn’t anything the team expected.

- Kageyama pulled up with Pulp Fiction.

- He’s seen that movie at least 5 times already.

- It was the perfect mix of comedy, gore, action, and philosophy.

- Plus, anything that starred Samuel L Jackson was worth a watch.

- Till this day, it remains one of his go to movies, alongside any MCU movie. (Captain America: The First Avenger is definitely his favourite though.)

12. Something small that they enjoy?

- One of the two small things Kageyama enjoys doing is baking cookies.

- Cookies in particular.

- I mean, there really is no detailed explanation.

- He’s pretty good at baking in general, even Tsukishima enjoys the cookies he bakes.

- Plus, he gets to dip the cookies in milk, what’s there not to enjoy?

- Another little thing he enjoys a lot is actually photography.

- Most the time, when he sees a pretty sky, or a city street at nighttime.

- He can’t help himself but snap a few photos here and there.

- Something about a well shot photo just hits different.

- Sometimes, he brings his camera out just to takes nice photos.

- Whenever you two are on dates, he’ll be able to capture candid or motion shots of when you’re just looking out the window of a bus mindlessly, or when you’re twirling around on the street playfully.

- Photos speak a thousand words, and honestly? He lives by that.

14. What is enough to bring him to tears?

- Support.

- Kageyama really needs support from someone he cares about.

- And no, not like support from his teammates.

- That’s different from hearing someone cheer from the stands.

- (Spoiler for backstory) Kageyama’s parents never gave much attention to him, since they were always busy with work. The only person that ever showed support for him was his grandfather, who passed away while he was still young.

- As if that wasn’t enough shit directed towards Kageyama, his teammates abandoned him during a match in junior high not long after the death of his grandfather.

- Which means that Kageyama now has lowkey abandonment issues.

- All through his volleyball journey he never got the support and reassurance he needed.

- He watched in envy as people from opposing teams, or even his own teammates, waved at their family members after they won or lost a match.

- All he could do was stare at the stands, hoping to catch just a glimpse of a family member.

- Nothing.

- Nobody realised how alone Kageyama felt during and after matches, until they watched him break down in tears after a particular match.

- It was the Spring Match against Seijoh, and Karasuno was playing like normal.

- Kageyama was insanely good as usual.

- What he didn’t notice then, was that you had dragged his sister Miwa to the match just so you both could cheer for him.

- In addition to that, you were also wearing his jersey.

- It wasn’t until the final point was scored, did he hear you and Miwa scream from the stands.

- Hearing the familiar voices, his head basically snapped in your direction, scanning the stadium for someone familiar, before landing his eyes on you and his older sister.

- His eyes widened for a hot second, his mind running in circles.

- Nobody has ever cheered for him.

- But here you two were, cheering for him from the stands.

- And you were wearing his jersey.

- A hand went up to cover his mouth, a huge grin spreading.

- One drop.

- Two drops.

- Then came the waterworks.

- The entire team was shocked.

- Like shookth.

- The two of you ran down to the arena, engulfing Kageyama in a huge hug.

- Best moment of his fucking life.

- From then on, the Karasuno team members made sure to notify you of any matches they had against other schools, hoping you and Miwa could go cheer.

- You two haven’t missed a single match since.

Whoooo three hours of work and going straight to Netflix at 2:30am, what a life.

I couldn’t resist I’m sorry casual or slight angst is my favourite genre of hc and fanfic-

I hope you liked this xx😗👉👈

[lightninghikari]

Scrunchies

Pairing: Lysandre / Augustine Sycamore.

Rating: general audiences.

Summary: Lysandre can't help it; Augustine just looks so adorable wearing a scrunchie. (yes that’s the summary),

Author’s Notes: It was 8 am, I saw someone wearing a scrunchie on the bus, that reminded me of all the jokes about vsco girls I’ve heard, and then told myself, "why don't I write a perfworld fic about scrunchies?", then got bored in classes and this was born. Enjoy!

Read in AO3

When he walked in, the office was a mess, as usual.

The professor was behind his desk, frantically typing something on his laptop, while he still managed to cradle the small Chespin clinging to his right arm. Also, he had his hair tied back, which allowed Lysandre to appreciate better his face and the slight frown upon it.

How messy.

How adorable.

When Augustine lifted his gaze and realized he had arrived, and then just whined a bit surprised and stressed out, that indulgent, soft smile that spread over Lysandre’s lips whenever he saw him, once more, couldn’t be helped.

“Ah, mon ami!” He exclaimed. “I almost forgot you were coming over today.”

“Busy?”

“Pretty much,” Augustine mumbled after some seconds spent silent, and then, he shut the laptop. “But, you know, I can always make some time for you.”

How correct was for a professor to say that to their own very pupil?

Nothing that Lysandre minded, anyways. Maybe, if he didn’t know that Augustine was sometimes so clumsy with his choice of words, he would’ve liked to take that as flattery.

Augustine stood, only to have Chespin complaining with a sort of annoyed expression over his face, but at last, leaving his arms to go out of the office either way. And once Augustine had full move freedom, he smiled.

“I’ll get you the books I told you about, gimme a sec.”

“Okay.”

Then, he walked to where his bookshelves were, and humming, he started to search throughout all of his books until, one by one, he started to pick some and place them over his left arm.

But, something else caught Lysandre’s attention.

“Alright,” he turned to face him again, with that beautiful, wide smile of his. “Here you are, I think you’re going to like quite a lot these b-“

He stopped when he realized he was being stared.

“What?”

Lysandre stepped closer to him, and carefully placed a hand over his head, “is this…?”

What was the name, again? He surely remembered having listened to Malva cursing on them the other day, complaining about how basic, unclassy and unoriginal the people wearing them were, and overall how stupid those small pieces of cloth were for everyone to be paying so much attention to them and buying them indiscriminately. However, the name…

“A scrunchie?”

“Oh, that,” he chuckled nervously as now Lysandre was absentmindedly twisting the fabric of the scrunchie between his fingers. “My hair was getting on my face, and I couldn’t stand it anymore, and, well, Sina happened to leave her scrunchie here yesterday while we were working on something, so, yeah.”

As he kept playing with the tie, suddenly, Lysandre realized how close he had gotten to the professor already, and that made him grow a bit self-conscious.

“It’s red.”

“Yeah. Sina likes to match it with her uniform.”

Then, Lysandre chuckled a bit more lightheartedly than he was used to or felt comfortable with.

“Red looks good on you. Highlights all of your natural beauty.”

Did he really say that so blatantly?

Judging by how Augustine stiffened in his place right afterward… pretty much, yes. He finally made a comment on that.

“Why…” Augustine laughed coyly, shrugging a bit, his cheeks dusting with pink, his eyes going soft. “Thank you, the appreciation, coming from you…”

Augustine didn’t even seem to know how to finish his last sentence.

And, a bit encouraged by the suggestive closeness and the fact that Augustine didn’t seem like stepping back anytime soon, Lysandre stopped paying attention to the scrunchie to focus instead in stroking the soft, curly black locks.

After some seconds like that, Augustine finally dared to look up to him as if trying to find an answer, and… damn. How could a man like him, that stood tall himself, look so teeny tiny and adorable and so terribly kissable and irresistible and-

Succumbing to his gravity, to that magnetism that drew just too many people to him, Lysandre stared right at his grey eyes, flashed a gentle smile at him, and teasing himself he got closer to his face, parting his lips slightly, awaiting, until falling right onto his kiss became unavoidable, and their lips ended up smacking swiftly, oh so terribly sweetly against each other’s in a gentle, coy motion, and then-

A thud made them pull away.

And, all the books were scattered all around them now.

But Augustine wasn’t even attempting to pick them. He was frozen on his spot, with his eyes open with surprise and hesitation, his cheeks matching the red scrunchie he was wearing, and his knees shaking, while his antsy fingers played one with another to pretend that weren’t trembling at all.

“Umm…”

“W-Was that intentional?”

How could that possibly be an accident? Yet, as ludicrous as it was for him to think that Augustine genuinely believed that he just bent over to kiss him in such a tender way, that was a bit unlike himself, by mere accident… he decided to keep the sarcasm for himself that time around.

“Yes. It was intentional.”

After some aching seconds that felt like a whole eternity spent in uncertainty, Augustine spoke again.

“Could we… repeat it?”

Augustine always found new ways to sweep his heart and make him act like the silly, cheesy lover he always swore he’d never become.

“As you please.”

Now, Lysandre placed his hands on both of his cheeks, lovely, and pulled him in, and soon, after more seconds spent in indulgent sweetness, his hands decided to travel to his delicate waist and back and…

“Again,” he demanded with a breathy murmur.

Now Augustine was wrapping his arms around his neck as he took a step forward, cutting definitely all distance left between their bodies, and now their legs, their chests, everything was touching.

“You need another repetition to believe it?” Lysandre asked flirtatiously, at the edge of relieved laughter, already gasping.

“Please.”

Did he even mind that the door was wide open while he made out with the professor in his own very lab?

“I’m still not very convinced.”

And Lysandre kissed him each time more passionately, getting so damn drunk in the warm feeling of their lips and tongues smacking repeatedly, losing himself in the soft, tender, sweet humming noises that Augustine did each time he got more and more engaged with the action...

Completely out of himself, even pleading, Augustine requested once more, “again.”

Why didn’t he dare to kiss him sooner?  

[contrabandhothead]

Heyy! Could I get a ship? I have long blonde hair and light brown/green eyes. I’m about 5’3( I know, super small). my favorite things to do are; reading, photography, painting, writing, fitness and singing. I also ride horses sometimes. I’m really shy until you get to know me! After that I basically don’t shut up if I feel comfortable around someone. When I really like someone, I get way too shy or just hide it. I love good conversations and I love to help people whenever I can. Thank u🖤

Magneto

Pat Christenson

i know he’s a background character BUT LET ME LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE I LOVE HIM 

aNywaYS-

*cult chanting* height difference height difference HEIGHT DIFFERENCE-

first off 

this man 

he’s like a whole head taller than you 

so you know what that means 

FOREHEAD KISSES AWW YEAH BABY

this man gives forehead kisses instead of pecks(i don’t make the rules)

definitely uses forehead kisses as a way to say “good luck” and “stay safe”, especially when you guys are splitting up for an attack and you don’t have nearly enough time to say goodbye 

thinks every song from oklahoma is a lullaby

like EVERY song 

this man... if he was living in today’s world not only would he be an art major, but he’d definitely be a theatre kid 

sings you oklahoma songs as you both fall asleep in your foxhole 

has one of those low and deep voices 

it sounds so smooth

draws you all the time, especially when you’re not paying attention and you guys have a long ride to some god forsaken part of Europe 

his sketchbook is full of pages depicting you 

draw me like one of your french girls Pat

when he visits your family, he definitely spends at least 30 minutes gossiping with your grandmother

he might be a gossip but he’s pure at heart

dates that you both definitely do that are really cheesy and you’d probably find on a vsco account: paint portraits of each other 

it actually turned out really well, you both hung each other’s portraits up in the living room 

goes on a morning run with you every day 

edits your writing whenever you ask 

will 100% be down for having a concert in your kitchen whenever your favorite song comes on 

you both know all the lyrics

i feel like you guys live in a cottage????

cottagecore aesthetic to the max

you guys have 2 horses that you ride at least once every other day 

Pat’s actually really fond of animals 

his horse is named Picasso and yours is named after your favorite writer

in your free time, you both like to volunteer at your local soup kitchen 

what a wholesome couple 

ok but listen 

Pat Christenson but put him in a hairnet and make him look like a lunch lady as he hands out food 

always makes sure you’re comfortable at parties

makes sure to strike up conversations with people that he knows you’re fond of (he just wants you to have a good time and feel okay) 

how you two met (we love storylines in this household) 

you were one of the replacements in Easy Co. 

luckily enough for you, you were accepted into the original crowd quickly 

they enjoyed your quiet demeanor and how you didn’t act like you owned the place

you eventually began to open up to a few of them 

if someone were to find you, they’d most likely spot you with: Momma Lip,  Doc Roe, and Johnny Martin

you and Christenson weren’t particularily close when you first joined Easy 

he didn’t have a very approachable exterior

and let’s be fr here 

he can be kind of a dick sometimes 

you just didn’t feel comfortable with him

so there’s no way you’d go out of your way to open up to him and let him see your louder side 

for the most part it was just you chilling with Martin

now, though you weren’t really interested in even knowing Christenson at all, Christenson had had his eyes on you since you joined Easy 

he thought you were pretty, smart, and he liked the way your eyes lit up whenever you and Roe were in deep conversation 

he wanted to get to know you, he really did

but every time he tried to approach you it just didn’t work out

either his nerves got the best of him or one of your friends was dragging you away to do something else

so all he really did was admirer you from afar 

now... listen 

to you, he’s just kinda weird 

like you got creeped out sometimes because you’d catch him staring at you and he’d just act like it’s nothing??? and never mention it???

he never stared at you like you were a piece of meat though, which you were grateful for (some of the guys were creepy af)

but you were also like “??? you got a problem buddy???” 

he did not have a problem 

he was just drawing you 

like a lot 

he was known to draw in his freetime and had sketched quite a few of the other men

you knew this, of course

you had just never put two and two together that he was drawing you 

now Pat is like a school girl 

he would put like hearts n’ shit all around his sketches of you (real subtle man) 

one day, when you, Roe, Luz, and Christenson were helping unload a truck, Christenson’s sketchbook fell out of his pocket

he clearly didn’t know because he was still carrying the boxes away 

you had readjusted the box in your hands to reach down and pick up the small notebook 

you planned to give it back to him as soon as you got rid of these boxes 

setting down the crate, your curiousity got the better of you 

you knew that you probably shouldn’t be looking through it and that it was private, but just one glance couldn’t hurt 

you cracked it open after quickly swiveling your head in all directions to make sure no one was around 

a few sketches of Luz, some of Shifty, you, you, you, more you, you 

you but with hearts around your head 

at first it was creepy but it became more endearing as you found his journal entries 

quickly skimming through them, you read about how he struggled to find his place among the men at first but had grown to make close friends 

and how he wished to talk to you but found you unapproachable and unattainable 

he stated that he never wished to make you uncomfortable, so if you didn’t want to talk to him, he would respect your wishes 

quickly snapping the binding of the journal shut, you hurried off to find Christenson 

you knew that you’d have to step out of your comfort zone and be the first to extend the olive branch 

I’m so sorry this took so long! I’ve really been getting more requests than I expected. I hope you enjoyed this, have a lovely day!❤︎

[yourbnhaoverdose]

Jealous of Lord Explosion Murder [Shouto Todoroki x Reader]

A/N: First post to start off the blog! It turned out super long...

Genre: Pretty much fluff, Todoroki gets angered at Bakugou. Warnings: Very slight cussing [Bakugou, of course...] Words: 1,344 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You were in your room, listening to podcasts of scary stories on your bed to pass the time. You had planned a movie night and simply hanging out with your best friends, Izuku, Katsuki, and Uraraka since the four of you had been so caught up with schoolwork that when one had time, the other’s didn’t. Tonight was an exception since for some sort of luck, you were all free! 

As you looked at the clock, it hit 5 PM precisely. You were all planning to meet at 5:15 PM in the lobby. Getting up, you stretched and sighed in the bliss of stretching your muscles after multiple hours in bed. Walking to your closet, you picked out some comfortable leggings, an (F/C) shirt with the writing "Excuse me, I have to go and be awesome". You took oddly 8 minutes to dress up, so you had to hurry to make your hair and put on some socks and sneakers. Grabbing the first hairband/scrunchie (if you're an sksksksk vsco and I oop girl) and lazily making your hair in a lazy bun. You put on the white socks and (F/C) sneakers in a matter of minutes, running out of your room and barely closing the door behind you. Unfortunately, you lived on a high floor so it would take a few minutes to run down.

Two minutes...

You thought, running down the stairs and not looking ahead of you until you bumped into a hard chest and felt arms creep around your back. You recognized the scent and chilly, yet warm presence of your boyfriend.

"Hello love, is something wrong? You're all red." He asked, eyes laced in concern for your well-being.

"I'm sorry Shouto, I have to get going. Uraraka-Chan is waiting for me, and I don't want to keep them waiting!" You quickly responded, pushing away the arms of your boyfriend even if you wished to stay there for an eternity or so. Shouto reached to grab your hand, but you slipped away too quick for him to touch.

‘‘(Y/N), wait-’‘ He called out but you were too far. Shouto decided to follow you, down the stairs and into the lobby, always hiding behind a corner or so.  Breathless, you arrived at the destination where Uraraka, Izuku, and Katsuki were waiting. Izuku grew worried immediately seeing how red your face is and how warm you were.

‘‘(Y-Y/N)! Wh-why did you run so fast?!’‘ The concern grew in his voice as you stood up straight, awkwardly laughing and scratching the back of your neck from worry.

‘‘I was about to be late, I ran into Shouto on the way here...’‘ You said, your cheeks dusting a bit pink. The thought of your kind boyfriend always seemed to relax you and cause a small blush to form. Often, you get teased because of it, but you brush it off since it’s always some playful teasing and squealing from the other girls who are clearly very happy about the two of you. The boys on the other hand, always put a hand on Shouto’s shoulder and nod in approval. It’s an odd thing they got from Kirishima, Denki, and Mineta for some reason. Neither of you understood why they did this, but it wasn’t so bad.

‘‘Oi! (Y/N)! Wake up!’‘ Bakugou yelled, making you jump and snap out of your thoughts. ‘‘S-sorry! I spaced off.’‘ You responded, the opposing male letting out a deep sigh and rolling his eyes. You knew he didn’t mean it at all, so you flashed a kind smile at him while all four of you started walking.

Shouto hated how you smiled at Bakugou that one moment. It started even bigger bubbling hate for the explosion boy than before, yet he didn’t know why he felt that way. Part of him just wanted to run to you and kiss you right in front of them all, but another part wanted to just see how this plays out. It might be a trick for all he knows.

A few minutes pass and the four of you get to the cinema, to a new horror movie Uraraka was hyped for. You wished Shouto had come along, but you sighed and brushed it off since you don’t want to space off thinking about his breathtaking heterochromatic eyes and his soft, fluffy double-colored hair...

You snapped out of your thoughts when you ran into the door with a giggling Uraraka behind you. I should learn to stop daydreaming, I’ll spend time with him after we finish the movie and I get back to the dorms. You thought, walking into the cinema properly and getting your tickets to the movie.

Shouto was not far behind you all as he followed in the crowd of people, and got the tickets to the precise seat of yours, but only two rows behind. It should be enough to see what you’re doing. A feeling in his gut told him this isn’t right and that he’s being possessive, but he was too blinded by the jealousy to care.

The movie started as everyone watched. In the first ten minutes, nothing happened, and you whispered something to Uraraka. It was too quiet for him to hear, so he brushed it off. Halfway in the movie, there have been a few jumpscares and you’ve jumped at every one of them, and took Bakugou’s hand by instinct. As soon as you did though, you pulled away after feeling that his hand isn’t as smooth as the one you meant to grab. Bakugou kept looking at you weirdly, wondering why you were grabbing onto his hand.  Every time you grabbed Bakugou’s hand, the guy felt a very harsh and icy glare his way. 

The third time you did it by accident, the smoke alarm went off very suddenly. Your eyes widened in shock and worry, scared for what has happened. The announcer has instructed everyone with the evacuation plan during the time you, Uraraka and Izuku were panicking. Bakugou wrapped his arm against your shoulder to provide comfort while leaving.

This was the snapping point for Shouto.

Shouto walked up to the two of you, slapping Bakugou’s hand off your shoulder. Bakugou was about to cuss out on the person, but as soon as he turned, he saw the deadly expression of your boyfriend. His teeth were gritted, and his eyes seemed...dark. You turned and saw your boyfriend, breathing heavily, glaring at Bakugou as if he was a threat. To him, he was. He was a huge threat to him since he didn’t want to lose the only person that he truly cared about, aside from his siblings and mother, to an explosive Hiroshima ripoff. 

‘‘Back. Off. She’s mine.’‘ Shouto glared, pulling you into his chest and tightly holding you. At that moment, you connected the dots as of why there was a smoke alarm. Your loving boyfriend had his fire side activated by his jealousy. You hugged Shouto sweetly, feeling that the faint smell of smoke is gone. In this time, Bakugou, rolling his eyes, took his mobile phone out and called Kirishima to pick him up from the theatre and that they’ll go on a date instead.

Shouto buried his head in the crook of your shoulder and neck, planting a kiss on it roughly. It would surely leave a mark, a mark that people would see and understand you’ve been claimed by the dual-haired Todoroki Shouto.

‘‘Shouto, come on. Let’s go.’‘ You whispered in his ear, and the response you got was a ‘no’ from your boyfriend. He had shaken his head that he didn’t want to move yet, taking your hand while not lifting his head from your neck. Shouto placed your hand onto the back of his scalp, expecting you to lightly massage or ruffle it like you always do. Understanding the sign, you sighed with a smile on your face and playfully brushed his hair. You felt him smile against your neck as he nuzzled into it.

‘‘I love you, (Y/N)...And no one will take you away...’‘