#now all the fetts

[padawansuggest]

Okay so I want to make an arranged marriage AU for Obi-Wan/Jango. But like. Instead of it being all ‘neither of us want this’ it’s a contract that they both willingly signed and honestly it was obsession at first sight.

Lemme explain.

See, Stewjon (ruled by King Yoda and his mess of adopted kids, so adoption is very common on the planet and they don’t even mind that Prince Jango already has kids) is a peaceful little world that cares about arts, parties, and farming. It’s a mixture of fun and practical. Most Mandalorians think it’s kinda shallow, but fun for party weekends to run off to. A lot of New Mandalorians that still hate the republic send their kids off to school there.

Obi-Wan is 25 minutes late to the meeting and Jango is all ‘you know what, I can handle not having to entertain him, clearly he’s got better things to do Lmao, this marriage will be easy’ and then the next minute someone flings open the meeting room doors, and you can just SEE Prince Qui-Gon’s face fall. He’s been toting the qualities of his baby son for the whole time they’ve been there, talking about the art degrees the kid has (Obi likes painting and sculpting in canon okay) and Jango is all ‘that’s great, he can paint his own wedding armor I’m sure it’ll be lovely’ and about how Obi-Wan is great with kids and loves to read ‘that’s great, he can entertain my father AND son at the same time’

And then the door slams open, and in comes a wild looking Xanatos, physically dragging a snarling young man who’s trying to bite through Xanatos’s wrist.

‘DAD HES TRYING TO REMOVE MY HAND’

‘Oh my. He’s not normally so… violent.’

‘THATS A FUCKING LIE AND YOU KNOW IT’

Anyways, Obi-Wan is eventually soothed into submission when Jango, who can’t stop laughing, asks if Obi-Wan really finds him so distasteful, cause he can just leave if so. Obi-Wan, after pulling his slightly bloody mouth off his brother’s arm with an air of dainty sweetness, just licks his chops and mentions Xanatos told him the Mandalorians would take away his pet Varactyl because they wouldn’t want Boga running around the city.

Jango just laughs even harder and tells him he can have whatever big dangerous pets he wants to. Obi-Wan gets up to go meet his new future husband and inform him that he would like a nexu. Jango says yes but also gifts him a new virodagger that makes Obi-Wan squeal about how pretty it is.

Jaster expected them to leave the planet with a very tenacious plan for breaking off the marriage but instead Jango is sighing lovingly and telling his new beloved that they shan’t be parted for much longer. Lovesick strill pups at first sight.

[the-senates-one-fear]

What do you mean Jango Fett was sold into slavery after watching his closest friends and most trusted warriors slaughtered by the Jedi?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS AROUND 22 WHEN HE LOST HIS FAMILY, HIS ARMOUR AND HIS PEOPLE??

HOW LONG WAS HE THERE??

[ddeck]

Would you be able to draw Boba with Jango? I just think coming up on father’s day that would be a lovely doodle to see. Your art is amazing and I’m so excited to be asking you for this!

top 10 father and son bonding activities. number one: teaching your 9 year old how to handle weapons

[redbean-nom]

fascinated by the implied fennec-ventress-phee friend group in tbb. even more interesting (funny) when you add boba in there during the tbobf era.

[daimyosprincess]

POV: you're Professor Boba Fett's princess

Ex Libris week continues!! sorry for the delay besties, this week is finals week at my real life library job so it's been insanely busy 😮‍💨 but please enjoy this commission from Moss/baufraus!! I asked for a cozy prof Boba (shirtless for the tats obvs) and SHEEEEEEESH did she deliver 🫠🥴🙈 I told her to whatever the artistic spirit told her to do for his Maori-inspired tattoos and here's her breakdown:

the tattoos are very simple but based on the article I found the ones on his chest mean ladder/climbing? and the ones under his chest mean snake (skin) and the ones on his arms are like sun, fruit, centipede etc and I felt like the animal references feel similar to the sarlacc

I've got a couple more Ex Libris goodies for the remainder of the week so stay tuned!

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[emeryxyz]

someone gave me discord whiteboard so i created this. based off of a doodle by the very talented meowmeow who draws cool darthfett stuff!! give vader a long nose to kiss his boyfriend pls

[swan2swan]

*SLAMS DOOR OPEN*

AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT CLIEGG LARS AND SHMI

"Oh the power dynamic, ha, yeah, bad writing George, he PURCHASES her, frees her, and then MARRIES her, oh, that's a healthy dynamic"

Okay I need you all to think about this:

If he buys a woman who has nothing (because she's a SLAVE on the CRIME PLANET)

And then says "You're free"

and follows that up with "ON THE CRIME PLANET"

What happens next?

What happens if you just turn a woman loose with nothing on the CRIME PLANET?

Yeah. Yeah.

"Well he could get her a ride off-planet" with what, the money he used to free her? To send her where? To his friends off-world? Why is he still living on the CRIME PLANET (that has nothing but SAND, where he FARMS WATER) if he has friends on other planets and the money to travel offworld?

Does Cliegg Lars have a spaceship parked out back?

Can he take her a few lightyears to Naboo? Set her loose on Theed? I mean...the fact that Naboo and Tatooine are in the same sector does raise some questions, but also, again, Naboo is the Peace Planet and Tatooine is the CRIME PLANET.

The point is, he said "Hey, you're free. Hey, come live with me. Move in with me. NOW YOU HAVE EQUAL CLAIM TO MY PROPERTY THANKS TO THIS LEGALLY BINDING DOCUMENT, do whatever you want."

Man was rickety and old and in a Space Wheelchair. There was no Unfair Power Dynamic. This dude was not Taking Advantage of Shmi. He said "Girl you deserve better, come live on a farm in the desert. I mean...you still deserve better, but this is the best I can do, hope it's enough."

[ipreferfiction]

hey so for the character asks thing, what lead to your characterisation of cassus fett? also what got you interested in him initially?

oh BOY you have activated the Cassus Thoughts that are perpetually about half a millimeter below the surface of my brain. congrats! i never stop thinking about him!!! read-more because it got. um. long.

initially, he just kind of came to be because Revan needed an enemy to focus on that wasn't Mandalore himself, because i didn't want Revan and Mandalore meeting on the battlefield before, well, Malachor. honestly, a lot of his early characterization came from me looking at what Canderous said about the war in kotor (and k2 i guess. but i didn't play k2 until later lol) and going "...okay, this is a guy who's going to believe the same things, but he's also a strategist of Revan's caliber, and he's going to spend the entire war setting traps for her."

Mandalorian honor has always been the central part of his character for me! and the fun part was making all the war crimes fit within that framework. there's only one thing my Cassus holds more sacred than his honor, and that's his mand'alor, which creates some FASCINATING interactions with Revan when... he can order entire cities to be bombed, he can give the commands on Cathar and Serroco, he can and will use Alek to lure Revan into an impossible situation so she'll sacrifice her own men to save him! that's all fine! because, by the standards of the Mandalorians of his time, absolutely none of that is dishonorable!

he and Revan are very very much the same in many ways. and he knows this, and spends the entire three years of the war trying to get Revan to acknowledge it. and she does! finally! on Malachor, where she kills him in the first version of my kotor canon. a lot of that came from me talking with @azems-familiar; our Cassuses are effectively identical, and a lot of that early characterization came from me writing him as he is in my mando wars fic, and then Lee writing their mando wars fic and developing him even more, and it just kind of snowballed from there. they made him the initial Revan foil; my fic didn't quite get that far! (first draft, at least. it will be much more obvious when i edit it)

the second main aspect of his characterization is the loyalty, for which i entirely blame @tarrevizsla. they invented the initial characterization for Mandalore the Ultimate and it all went downhill from there, by which i mean they went "cassus/te ani'la" and the collective old republic hell server braincell activated to cement that forever into our worldview. it wasn't even on the horizon of my thoughts when i wrote bright burning. which is so funny to me now, because... it's so central to how i write Cassus! that loyalty is just as important, perhaps moreso, to him than his honor. in my timeline, he was twenty on Cathar, thirty-three at Malachor; he's spent most of his adult life in this war serving Mandalore, and most of that time as Field Marshal - and canonically, he was not only a genius tactician but hugely responsible for some of the most important changes the Mandalorians underwent at this point. and to do any of that, he had to have Mandalore's trust.

it's just so fascinating to me to explore this character who is barely mentioned in kotor (is he mentioned at all outside the flavor text of his armor and blaster??) but who had to have such a huge hand in shaping the war. he has some more appearances in the kotor comics, but the kotor comics are.... bad. they're very bad, and i ignore most of them. in that regard, his rank in my fics is a little different in practice to how it appeared in the comics; he is part of high command, but he's the only field marshal, not one of several (because... look. nothing about the ranks makes sense in canon, canon is fake, and Mandalore just handing out the position of marshal to a bunch of people to keep the piece makes no sense!!!).

that wasn't a deliberate rewriting of the comics, though. i figured out all the rank stuff for my universe way before i even touched the comics, which is why so much of my Mandalorian worldbuilding is just... vastly different. anything important i got from wookieepedia. again: the comics are fake, and if i don't look at them they don't exist. the sole exceptions are, like, three panels that live rent-free in my head. that's it.

uh. that went longer than i thought! hope that answered your question, and thank you so much for the ask! i'm so normal about him.

[padawansuggest]

Boba: I’m the same, but cooler. I do drugs now.

Fennec: He did drugs once and the force led him to a tree.

Boba: It was an awesome tree. I saw the ghost of my Buir and Ba’Buir and they laughed at me and I think I’m force sensitive now but I’m afraid to find out.

Sabine: *is a little shit* Huh. I think we should go talk to my master about this, I’m sure she can help :)

Ahsoka: *standing stock still in the middle of Luke’s new school while the twins look at her funny* I feel this odd sense of impending doom. My padawan is doing something she shouldn’t be :(

[cienie-isengardu]

Jaster, Tor and Montross

 I have already complained about Star Wars Fact Files’ lack of objectivism in regard to Tor Vizsla, particularly how said source tried to present him as a man taking pleasure from hurting others while ignoring an intended nuance of his character. The other reason why I’m displeased by this attempt is the fact we actually have a Mandalorian who enjoys killing for the pleasure of it and his name is Montross - the former True Mandalorian and comrade of Jaster Mereel and Jango Fett who without remorse abandoned Jaster for death even though the man saved his life a mere moment ago (an act for which Montross was expelled from True Mandalorians)

and who became a Bounty Hunter that “hunts mainly for sport, not money, invariably killing his prey”.

As Montross personally said, he hunts for the thrill alone, for the moment when prey begs for mercy only to take a life:

Montross: Vosa’s here… waiting for one of us to put her out of her misery. It’ll almost be a shame to kill her. Imagine Jango… the power to send thousands of mindless assassins willingly to their death, to plunge the galaxy into anarchy. Jango Fett: Not much money in anarchy. Montross: The money means nothing. The thrill of the hunt drives me. The moment my prey begs for mercy. The moment I take his life.

[source: Bounty Hunter game]

This is the guy that takes pleasure in inflicting pain on others, not Vizsla. And sure, Tor won’t blink an eye when it comes to killing civilians, including women and children, but the use of violence is more often than not framed as a mean to fulfill Death Watch’s goals (terrorizing Fett family to learn enemy’s whereabouts, killing people of Galidraan to frame True Mandalorians). Killing Jaster Mereel is as much personal as it is pragmatic choice to destabilize the enemy army while the last duel between Vizsla and Fett feels definitely as personal matter - one Tor may actually enjoy, as he wanted to “handle [Jango’s death] personally” however at the same time, the limited narrative does show us the progress in how Tor address his opponent: from “boy”

to “you are tough Fett. And determined"

to use the first name "Jango ".

And mind you, Tor keeps addressing the original leader of True Mandalorians (the enemy) just as Jaster even decades after man’s death, while the attitude toward much younger Fett was changing with the development of events. 

Similarly, Jango Fett: Open Seasons comics stated that Jaster Mereel saw Mandalorians solely as high-paid soldiers (while the “bringing back Mandalorians to honorable ways comes solely from the tie-in source material like History of the Mandalorians or The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia to name few) thus violence too was just a means to fulfill the goal of getting good paycheck.

Montross on another hand is not motivated by money or any ideology as he hunts for the pleasure of hunting alone and enjoys killing people begging for their life. Something that no other True Mandalorian or Death Watch member was shown to do on the comics pages while Tor and Jango had their “revenge quest” thus killing for personal matters.

In that sense we may say that Tor and Jaster accept violence as part of their life but beyond it there is still a goal to accomplish - be it the alleged conquering the galaxy or reforming Mandalorians (or alternatively, being high-paid soldiers) while Bounty Hunter Montross is living in the moment; once hunt ends, he will seek another, to feel again the thrill of killing.

So if you want to point out the one Mando that gets a great kick out of killing and suffering of others, (Bounty Hunter) Montross is your man, not necessarily Tor Vizsla. 

[cuminhoid]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Boba Fett & Jango Fett & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi Characters: Boba Fett, Jango Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi Additional Tags: Family Fluff, Force Visions (Star Wars), Boba Fett is the Chosen One, Mando'a Language (Star Wars), Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious Being an Asshole, Nonbinary Jango Fett, yeah that snuck in, Obi-Wan's Tragic Backstory, Mand'alor Jaster Mereel, The Clone Wars Happened Differently, Galactic Empire (Star Wars), The Force Is Weird (Star Wars), so contrived Series: Part 3 of All Hallows Jangobi 2024 Summary:

Mandalore is recovering from the war, but new-found peace is interrupted by an ashen nightmare.

Prompt: Nightmare

Title: Fall into Sleep - Mudvayne

@allhallowsjangobi

[mykingdomforasong]

At this point, nothing will get me to click out of a fic faster than bad characterization of Han Solo. You made him a deadbeat burnout alcoholic asshole? Groundbreaking. Congrats, you fell victim to his cool guy act and then made him worse!

And it's always made 10 times worse by the fact that in these fics, he's almost always still married to Leia? You think Leia Organa is marrying that guy??? You're gonna keep her married to that guy??? Be for real.

[thewriterowl]

I'm in the mood for Luke Skywalker essays and conversations. If you have any asks/thoughts/observations/controversies/etc. about him, to unleash my need to rant about him, go ahead!

[willowcrowned]

Pretty please can we have a follow up boba/leia/fennec one night stand pregnancy?

(Low-key hoping it's fennecs)

ABSOLUTELY you can have it I am DELIGHTED you asked

[part one]

It's not that she'd never expected to hear from Leia again. She and Boba are effective—terribly effective, as Leia would say—and if they make it long enough it'd only make sense to subcontract for the senate. Clean out some of the hutts still clinging on in their section of the Outer Rim and raise spice taxes once they've got a monopoly. It's a good plan. A long game. The sort of thing Fennec has always excelled at.

But then Leia shows up in her smuggler boyfriend's crappy ship and she's wearing a poncho three sizes too big even though it's pushing 55 out and Fennec has never claimed to be a genius, but she's been around enough to know what's going on.

"I'm not a mother," Fennec says, once they're down deep in the stronghold where the droids don't go and the air is cool and stale.

Leia looks angry when she says that—like it's Fennec's problem, like she shouldn't have fucked her if she hadn't wanted a kid out of it. Rich.

"I don't know what you expect me to do about it," Leia retorts. She's looking for a fight. And maybe that's why she likes that smuggler of hers—he'll always give her a fight, let her argue until she's forgotten what she's worried about.

Fennec stays silent.

Leia stares at her for a second—not a glare, something angrier. More bitter. She opens her mouth, and—

"I am," Boba says. "I could be its father. I would take the child."

Fennec turns to him. "Out here? On Tatooine? It'd be dead in a day."

"I'm a Mandalorian," he replies, as if that answers anything. Maybe for him it does.

Boba turns to Leia, and she looks up at him, unreadable. "Yes. I would be its father."

Leia presses her lips together. Her eyes aren't wet—Fennec doubts she's ever been a crier—but they could have been, maybe. If Leia were a little less cruel. If she were a little less desperate to come out on top. But she'd never have come to Tatooine then, so it doesn't really matter.

"You'd take the child," Leia repeats. "And raise it here."

"It would never need to know who its mother was."

"And if it's not yours?" Leia asks.

Boba looks at her for a moment, silent. "I am a Mandalorian. It will be mine."

"And I would leave it," Leia says. Her eyes are black. "We could never see each other."

"It would be loved. It would be raised well." Boba looks at her a moment longer, and the hard lines around his eyes soften just a little. "What other choice do you have?"

"You could terminate it," Fennec cuts in.

"Thank you, Ms. Shand, for that novel piece of brilliance," Leia bites back, acid-sharp. "We should thank our lucky stars we have your intellect here to save us."

Fennec looks back at her flatly, unimpressed, and watches as something in Leia snaps.

She turns to Boba, straight backed, braids like a crown around her head. "It's yours," Leia says. Her voice doesn't waver even a little. "When I have it, the baby is yours."

[kybercrystals]

asking live action disney star wars as a whole to stop making unnecessary spin offs and stop sanding down actual potential good and in-depth storylines to their most boring and basic essentials im so sick of it

[daimyosprincess]

HI HEY HIII

Soooooo…

Pleaaaseeee tell me more about Twin Suns, I am BEGGING! So curious, love the title, and I am absolutely in love with your writing and how you portray Boba! I am ELATED that you’re working on more stories because I will devour each and every one! 💚🖤

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it.

MY BELOVED BOBA BESTIE 💖🥰💕☺️ I cannot WAIT to share all these with y'all because boy howdy do I have some things written and planned 😈

Thank you to everyone for all the asks, I'm so in awe of all your love and support it means so much 😭

OK NOW so Twin Suns is my baby, my sweet summer child, the light of my life because it's the fic that started it all for me. I'd never done creative writing before (though I'm a big reader and have read fanfic since I was wayyyy too young) and one day in April 2022 I sat down and wrote what would become the turning point in Twin Suns and I haven't looked back since!! It's a slow burn (as in they don't even kiss until the second to last chapter type of slow burn 🥴) that has A LOT of feelings and even more YEARNING. After edits, it will be around 100k give or take. It's my goal to start posting it on a weekly basis beginning in August but that may change depending on life and editing.

That being said, I'm going to save this snippet for the announcement preview (a la what I did for Ex Libris) but here is the tagline summary:

Under the twin suns of Tatooine, you and the daimyo revolve in bright orbit around one another—will you burn or blossom in the heat?

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