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a-sad-mage · 26 days ago
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I regret eating seafood, even though I know what it does to me so MUCH
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[Spoiler, ima do it again regardless]
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luigicat117 · 2 months ago
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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jamierthanyou · 10 months ago
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
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itsbrucey · 1 year ago
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
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adriles · 10 months ago
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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proselles · 5 months ago
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
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sanjiafterhours · 6 months ago
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Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.
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dreamyintersexouppy · 3 months ago
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"man, every trans woman i meet has a shitty bed and small apartment and no money let's make fun of them for that, let's get self congratulatory assfaces in the reblogs saying they'll buy her a blanket, let's all point and laugh at the poor girl who is systemically discriminated against and therefore more likely to end up poor, unemployed, and homeless, isn't that so funny?????"
you guys talk about our poverty the way conservatives talk about iq
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xpupslxtx · 2 months ago
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i cannot stop thinking about roughhousing. i want tickling and laughing that turns into wrestling that gets a little more serious and heated, until one of us is pinned down, both breathing hard and making out and thighs pressed in between each others legs and hickeys and bite marks all over and trying so hard not to be the one that cums first and failing, ending up getting fucked hard by the winner until you’re so drunk on all your orgasms you couldn’t fight back if you tried
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puirell · 1 year ago
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feels like a good time to bring this back
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nova-rpv · 5 months ago
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4 month old sa2 redraw of gay
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dont forget ur daily clicks!!
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cornishons · 5 months ago
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here's another one. shout out to my freak my weirdos my psychos. Ty for the laughs helping me thru this hard time in my life. I'm deleting twitter until season 3 comes out
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corviiids · 10 months ago
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in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting
bonus:
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thehungarythrophy · 1 month ago
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mclaren won the wcc with 666 points, truly sinister evil and orange
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gascreates · 4 months ago
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a new star
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idolomantises · 2 months ago
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I’m gonna be honest I think this entire election cycle has exposed how incredibly racist and performatively progressive a lot of white liberals are lmfao
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