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I regret eating seafood, even though I know what it does to me so MUCH
[Spoiler, ima do it again regardless]
#seafood#my beloved#and my loathed#why must you do this to me#IT WASN'T EVEN REAL SEAFOOD DAMN IT#it was fucking noodles#instant ramen#ughhhhhhh#i have learned i have a seafood intolerance#and like lactose intolerant ppl i will suffer the consequences for the good shit#i not fucking with yall#i love seafood#my favorite fucking thing is salmon#but if i eat it i will suffer#but i still do it#only when i know k don't have shit going on
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
#real#i hate yall#america#maga#maga morons#maga 2024#fuck maga#fuck trump#trump2024#trump 2024#donald trump#kamala harris#vote harris#harris walz 2024#harris for president#us politics#politics
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#asexuality#ace#aro#im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work#okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening#10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl#dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(#okay this is getting ridiculous. 40k notes and still no aspec irls. where the FUCK are you all
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
#this post is inspired by my dnd oc Beacon. whom i am workshopping again#gonna turn him into a really like....duty driven but fucking BRUTAL paladin.#The sun also being necessary for life....for structures of society and culture. like.... cmon#The sun is fucking terrifying and yall should recognize that more#ALSO THIS IS A SMALL LOVE LETTER TO HOLLOW KNIGHT'S THE RADIANCE#I LOVE YOU QUEEN!!!! YOU'RE SO SCARY!!!!!!#we need more of Her.
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
#and he was so fucking real for that#if i created the best old man yaoi ever and people shipped fucking BILLDIP instead??????#i would devote years of my life to remedying that as fast as possible#yall dont even understand i would be irate#imagine someone shipping ur 12yo self insert with ur uncle's weird ex from another dimension#toxic yaoi fr fr#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#dipper pines#alex hirsch#after the owl house cancellation too ik disneys begging him for a s3#and hes holding it over their heads while curating a gravity falls mania that hasnt been seen since the tumblr dark days#my posts#text post
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Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.
#no one can be you CUNTJI#his duality his consistency#let's go kingji#One piece kinda goated with this king#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#one piece#hmm i can see the tags where many of yall are saying sanji isnt a vinsmoke#i havent really reached that far in the show im starting impel down next so idk all ik is it's supposed to be his family name#so im guessing his family is fucked up thats why u ppl are so worked up im not surprised tho all sexy ppl have problematic families#kuroashi no sanji
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"man, every trans woman i meet has a shitty bed and small apartment and no money let's make fun of them for that, let's get self congratulatory assfaces in the reblogs saying they'll buy her a blanket, let's all point and laugh at the poor girl who is systemically discriminated against and therefore more likely to end up poor, unemployed, and homeless, isn't that so funny?????"
you guys talk about our poverty the way conservatives talk about iq
#stop intrinsically equating transness to poorness when you joke#cuz i see you when you turn around and pull 'waaaa hrt is so expensive everyone who has it must be rich and privileged'#straight up fucking fascist rhetoric yall#are we the ultimate oppressor or so weak and economically feeble that you get to laugh at us#fuck off
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i cannot stop thinking about roughhousing. i want tickling and laughing that turns into wrestling that gets a little more serious and heated, until one of us is pinned down, both breathing hard and making out and thighs pressed in between each others legs and hickeys and bite marks all over and trying so hard not to be the one that cums first and failing, ending up getting fucked hard by the winner until you’re so drunk on all your orgasms you couldn’t fight back if you tried
#bonus points if they make fun of you for losing#and then how stupid and fucked out you are under them#i feel like i’ve made so many posts similar to this but yall#god i loveeeee fighting#i love being forced to submit#mine#ftm bottom#ftm ns/fw#ftm nsft#ftm puppy#ftm sub#ftm t4t#t4t kink#t4t nsft#t4t sub
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feels like a good time to bring this back
#ok goodnight#make good decisions#love that this post has nearly 200 rbs and no one has started discourse in the tags. am i dreaming#<- tag cancelled someone started saying we are all n*zis#post cancelled all of yall are fucking annoying
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4 month old sa2 redraw of gay
dont forget ur daily clicks!!
#hhi everybody ^^ i dunno if im back but i founf this old ass drawing and i wanted to post it cause im proud of it👍#i domt really have any new drawings to post bc ive been so fucking done. just. uuughgsghhhhhh :)#this is from back in APRIL. im so done that i cant even draw helñp#i wish i could tag this as yuri or smth. ik its not for yall but theyre sapphic to me#t4t sonadow yuri guys. gguys please. transmasc agender butch shadow x transmasc genederfluid pan sonic guys. guys please see the vission#sth#sonic fanart#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#nov.aart
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here's another one. shout out to my freak my weirdos my psychos. Ty for the laughs helping me thru this hard time in my life. I'm deleting twitter until season 3 comes out
#this is the last one i'll post yall#i fucking hate hate twitter#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#daniel molloy#loustat#devil's minion
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in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting
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#death note#rookposting#lawlight#light yagami#l lawliet#i was like oh.. i should crosspost some of my dn shit to tumblr but idk if ive made enough posts to do a comp.#(searches for one second) ah fuck#shoutout to the lovely people who made appearances in this compilation by helping me#hope yall dont mind#by the way im also a pisces bitch so im allowed to say that about him.
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mclaren won the wcc with 666 points, truly sinister evil and orange
#they weren't even alive the last time mclaren won a wcc#AND#they each had their maiden wins in the same season they won mclaren then wcc#truly iconic#i fucking love my drivers yall#i know my goats#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#formula 1
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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I’m gonna be honest I think this entire election cycle has exposed how incredibly racist and performatively progressive a lot of white liberals are lmfao
#txt#not that this shocks me or anything but it’s kind of crazy to me that people are dismissive about fucking genocide#shaming people for having conflicted morals is so fucking crazy to me#I hope you people keep that energy of ‘pushing Kamala to the left’ considering yall said that for Biden and he completely fucked over#several minorities.
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