#i might add more later

[fuckedmutt]

having a stalker track your movements, planning everything out to the very last detail. it has to be perfect for you

they know your route, the exact moment no one will see them step out and grab you. they’re so much stronger, holding you despite how you kick and thrash, every bit of the pain worth it just to finally have you.

it’s just like finally taking in that stray dog. they’ve already got a cage and bed set up for you. the same bed they press you down into, apologizing about how they just can’t wait any longer as they strip you. they’ve even got lube ready. they don’t want to hurt you any more than you force them to. why hurt your beloved pet?

but their cock still stretches you all the same, every thrust fast and rough, their entire body weight holding you down. you can only accept it, any protests earning you a painful smack until you’re pliant again.

it’s not good training without a reward, though. you’re leaking with their cum as they pull out, the same rough hands that muffled your screams and held you down now fully focused on forcing out an orgasm from you, ignoring your desperate whines and moans until they have you shaking. you should be thankful for getting such a reward after how much you’ve misbehaved. your new owner won’t be so kind next time.

[glitterbuns]

Little TOTK!Zelink details for all you fic writers and general BOTW/TOTK Zelink enjoyers:

After being attacked by KEESE, Zelda worries and checks that Link's not harmed

Zelda disguises herself to visit Lurelin Village and visits Lover's pond every evening at the same time. It's so meaningful for her, that she paints it

Link's old tie in Zelda's secret studio (why is it there?)

The Royal guard's beret behind the changing screen in Zelda's old room (why is it THERE? No boring answers allowed)

The Hateno house has the table set for two

All the parallels between Rauru+Sonia and Link+Zelda

Hands, hands, hands

The Light Dragon scales are described as "oddly familiar" (🌚)

Zelda makes Link a new tunic, and for the first upgrade you need some Light Dragon's scales to upgrade it (doesn't it remind you of a certain Zora tradition?) + Silent Princesses (Zelda's favourite flowers)

_______

There's also the fact that they're always together; he's now her chosen protector, instead of appointed knight; their trust in each other, and how in tune they're with each other... But those are spoken about more often, I believe

[eowynstwin]

GhostReaderSoap:

Two jacked boyfriends=you will get scooped at the funniest moments. Standing in front of a shelf they want access to? Scooped. Trying to start an argument? Scooped. You weigh nothing. You’re a bunch of grapes. Yes, even you. They know how to lift with their knees.

Soap is likely closer to you in size so his clothes are the ones you steal most often. Ghost isn’t miffed about it, no he isn’t, pet, don’t be daft. He wasn’t daydreaming about watching you sleep in his shirt. Don’t be ridiculous.

A lot of two-timing jokes, mostly made by Soap, but Ghost will play along. “What do you MEAN you have a boyfriend?” he’ll ask you, with Ghost standing right there. Ghost, immediately choosing violence, “As if you could fuck them better than I could.”

Soap is the designated pastry chef of the polycule. He can be caught in gray sweat pants and a tight white tank top, flour coating his forearms, kneading bread dough at stupid hours in the morning. You and Ghost have to race each other to suck him off, because Johnny baking is peak Johnny.

Johnny is also the cuddliest. If he catches you or Ghost on the couch he will belly flop on top of either of you and bury his face right between the titties.

Two big boys means soft snuggly sleeping arrangements, right? WRONG. It’s a fucking furnace between them. Ghost is the designated middle sleeper until winter, because Soap absolutely runs the hottest.

If you ever had any reason to be afraid of going out drinking, you don’t once you’re with them. You have double scary dog privilege in their company, and it doesn’t go away when they’re deployed. If you frequent the same pubs while they’re gone, the other regulars know not to fuck with you if they value their lives—and genitals—intact and unharmed.

Having two military partners has other benefits. You can trust them to be as keen to keep a tidy home as you are.

Soap is the one most eager to decorate when the three of you move in together. Ghost is…not enthused. Some part of him is always ready to burn home down if he has to. He’ll indulge you and Soap, though.

Another benefit to being with the both of them is that you’re alone a bit less than you otherwise might be with a SpecOp partner. Their deployments don’t always intersect, although it does happen pretty often.

It’s Soap’s idea to write you letters only to be opened after they’ve left. Ghost isn’t good at it, but his notes can always be found with Soap’s. They’re simple, short—it’s hard for him to be vulnerable still. He doesn’t promise anything. But he does always tell you he’ll try to get Soap home to you if he can.

[justanofficeworker]

✨MDNI NSFW✨

I need Soap’s reaction to a near feral partner. Just you’re in that part of your cycle where you just want to be fucked and filled. Like Soap comes home after a real long day and all he wants is to spend the night cuddling his sweet girl. And it’s like the beginning of a horror film. He traverses the hall to your bed room and as he gets closer to the door he just hears your little , pitiful sounds. Just barely there whimpers and whines. For a second he thinks you’re crying, but then he opens the door to find you on your back , 3 fingers plunging into your hot cunt.

You don’t even realize you have an audience until he clears his throat. “I dinae think you’d be this depraved sweetling, did you miss me that much?” He’d smirk down at you , in that way that makes your pussy clench. “ jooooohnny, baby..” you can’t even form the words to beg him for something, anything. Any word you try just devolves into high whines for his touch.

Maybe he’ll be merciful and replace your to small fingers with something bigger and harder or maybe he’ll make you suffer for a bit. Let you make yourself cum, knowing the orgasm wont satisfy you.

Better yet he might let you have your way with his skilled tongue. Wetting his stubble with your sweet juices as he strokes his cock in anticipation for your tight heat.

[whitepawart]

✨he didn’t want a body✨

i haven’t made anything in so long but this was a lot of fun

(i say, my heart broken and tears in my eyes)

[belatinysun]

thread with some of my favorite kagehina/hinakage fanfics!! 🧡💙

bunny ears by kjcoded

rated G

Childhood Friends to Lovers • AU - College/University • Getting Together

Hinata Shouyo: Family Man by littlegnoblin

rated G

Interviews • Post-Timeskip • Parents kagehina

Catching Up to the Trend by maeveplanet

rated G

Established Relationship • Married Couple • Social Media

No Retakes! by WinteRey

rated G

Quarantine • Domestic Fluff • Secret Relationship • Livestreams

plain as day by emleewrites

rated T

Through the Years • Hinata Shouyou-Centric • Insecurity • Hurt/Comfort

eat well, love by tomiawka

rated T

Brazil Arc • Long-Distance Relationship • Non-Linear Narrative

thirty-three days of mist and mountains by tinygumdrops

rated T

Rivals to Estranged Friends to Lovers • Non-Linear Narrative • Slow Burn • Getting Together

overdraft by ClementineKitten

rated T

Fake/Pretend Relationship • 3rd Year Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio • Getting Together

Courting Rituals by Spidermonkeyyy

rated M

All-Stars Match • Getting Together • Introspection • Asexuality Spectrum

for the best of all possible worlds by tinygumdrops

rated M

AU - Penpals • Childhood Friends to Lovers • Brazilian Hinata Shouyou • Getting Together

The Fish who Swallowed the Sun by awesomecookies

rated M

Mutual Pining • Long-Distance Relationship • Asexuality Spectrum • Kageyama Tobio-Centric

Behind Closed Doors by Fawn_Eyed_Girl

rated M

MSBY • Secret Relationship • Food as a Love Language • TransMasc Hinata Shouyou

That's What I Want by littlegnoblin

rated E

Brazil Arc • Getting Together • Light Angst

Worse for Wear by kvhottie

rated E

Adulthood • One-night Stands • Getting Together • AU - Different First Meetings

Botched Dating Escapades by zimriya

rated E

Fluff & Humor • Post-Timeskip • Getting Together • Idiots in Love

insipience by reminiscene

rated E

Misunderstandings • Post-Timeskip • Getting Together • Accidental Relationship

[aesthetic-uni]

Okay Arcane Season 2 Final reaction -Episode 7

I am freaking the FUCK out

In case anyone is wondering, Jinx is my favorite, I want happiness for her, don’t get me wrong I love all the others but if she’s not happy by the end of this you won’t ever see me again

Opening vinyl-I literally stopped breathing ID THAT EKKO AND JINX AGSJRBLDJ?!?!

My king Ekko, where have you been all this time. Please come home we miss you

EKKO?! And is that little drawing Jinx??

OH ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TIME BABEY so many fanfics are going to go off this I can tell

EKKO!! He looks so handsome and alive!!! (My hopes for these characters ARE VERY LOW AS YOU CAN TELL)

Jinx looks so cute!!!

BENZO!! Oh my fucking god is this going to be a Happy Universe that NONE OF THEM ARE GOING TO GET?! I’m going to throw myself off a cliff.

Oh my god no one ever address Ekko’s trauma with Benzo I’m so glad they’re doing it THAT WAS HIS DAD!!

This is cruel. This is just cruel how DARE they give us a happy au

No Netflix I will not skip the intro fuck off

AAAAW EKKO NOO SEEING EVERYTHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN

God Jinx looks SO CUTE I need so much fanart of her

Ps I know this is technically Powder, I’m too lazy to constantly switch names so Jinx

Also does she have a pink streak in her hair? I don’t like the implications of that

Aaaaaw they’re partners :((((

MYLO AND CLAGGOR HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU OH FUCK OH GOD

Wait omg “Trouble in paradise” TIMEBOMB?!

I have gotten through THREE MINUTES OF THIS SHOW

Oh that cute Jinxer is here woo! Lmao Mylo is so real.

Aaaw Claggor he’s trying to help the city and he cares about his little sister AND HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ARCANE

AAAW JINX TRYING TO HELP MYLO FUCKING HELL ARCANE

“WHAT WOULD THEY DO WITHOUT YOU” JESUS CHRIST ARCANE

Okay this isn’t funny anymore where’s Vi

Okay but is it OUR professor?! (I can’t spell his name)

IT IS!!

Okay but WHY what’s happening with Jayce?!

VI VI VI VI VI

OH NO JAYCE WHY CANT HE BE HAPPY TOO?!

Ooooh his HAMMER is why he got sent to the apocalypse au huh

Is that evil Viktor. Is that the Machine Herald? IS IT TIME FOR GLORIOUS EVOLUTION?!

Wow I was just joking with the apocalypse au but it really was it huh?

Aw I like that Jinx kept her workshop

Is that a heart. Around a picture of them. IS TIMEBOMB ACTUALLY CANON IN THIS UNIVERSE?!

Wait, is this THEIR WORKSHOP?!

FUCK I KNEW VI WAS GOING TO BE DEAD GOD DAMN IT

Oh this isn’t happy at all :(

OH FUCK THIS ISNT HAPPY AT ALL

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT HOLY HELL?! OH MY GOD THERE WAS NO REASON FOR SHOWING ME THAT

Way to hammer it in Arcane for no fucking reason other than MAKING ME CRY YOU PIECE OF SHIT. LIKE I GOT IT. VI IS DEAD IN THAT UNIVERSE. DIDNT NEED TO SHOW ME HER SIBLINGS REACTING TO HER DEATH

GLORIOUS EVOLUTION HORROR

Oh god not doomed Timebomb IN THE FUCKING HAPPY AU

Poor Jayce just has to fucking go through it huh

Wow that is an understatement.

Okay but MelJayVik crumbs ILL TAKE IT

YEAH THE PERSEVERE JAYCE!!!!

NO STOP MAKING ME CRY WITH THE HAPPY AU

There’s not much I can say with Jayce other than holy fuck this poor man

God they could have been partners. They could have been the brightest minds in all of Zaun. They could have been HAPPY. I fucking hate this show why would you show me this. I’m never going to recover

HE BROKE TIME BABY!!! FOUR SECONDS BACKWARDS LETS GOOOO

God they are so in love. God this is going to kill me

Oh my god the fanartists and editors are going to MURDER me with the “Do you think we together in every universe” trend aren’t they?

SILCO?! ZAUNDADS CANON?!

Ekko hold on. EKKO HOLD ON.

Oh my god this reference to season 1 episode 4 how fucking dare you

HOW DARE YOU MAKE TIMEBOMB CANON LIKE THIS?! AURRRGGGHHHH

Ripping my hair out. Clawing my eyes out. Beating my chest until it caves in. This is everything I could ever want. HOW. DARE. YOU.

I love them. I love them so much. Why would you do this to me.

IM GOING TO BE FUCKING SICK

[multifandomcutie13]

More Info about Mafia Astraia

• She goes under a different name (Persephone) to keep her real name a secret.

• Her nickname as a hitwoman is Nightingale.

• Aside from her bakery, she also has a couple of other hobbies, such as sewing and tending to a flower garden she has.

• She used to be from a rich family (yes, her parents are alive in this one, but they were cruel people), though the life they tried to make her have drove her to go FAR away from them. And the best part? They can’t come after her cause of the enemy territory she found herself in.

• While Persephone is into romance, she can’t bring herself to fall in love. Especially with the other job she has.

[sea-owl]

You know if the show writers play their cards right they can go an interesting route for the philoise season.

A lot of the things Eloise has complained about, having limited choices, being forced to do things you don't want, being miserable in marriage, being silenced, are things Phillip has actually lived through. I think it's gonna shock her system, but ultimately, it will also help in her development of how to see from other's perspectives, particularly a man's and empathy.

[sapphicghostie]

sexuality head canons of my favorite characters —>

Regina Mills- Lesbian

Olivia Benson- Lesbian and or Asexual

Natasha Romanoff- Lesbian

Emma Swan- Bisexual/Pansexual

Janis Ian- Pansexual/Ace

Regina George- Queer and demisexual

Emily Prentiss- Lesbian

Larissa Weems- Lesbian 

[troyssix]

songs that vaguely remind me of tmr:

what about us - p!nk (group a & group b alike just dissing WICKED/WCKD!! :D)

whatever it takes - imagine dragons

cigarette daydreams - cage the elephant (reminds me of newt specifically)

iris - the goo goo dolls (also reminds me of newt, especially after he got the flare)

the room where it happens - hamilton OG cast (i don't know why, it kinda just gives off WICKED/WCKD vibes)

[i--see--everything]

Lesser-known historical figures that would be avatars in TMA

Ernest Shackleton - Explorer who tried to cross the Antarctic, almost died but him and his crew managed to survive out of puré stubbornes. Imagine if Peter was an avatar of the Vast instead of the Lonely.

Miyamoto Musashi - XV century Japanese samurai that loved nothing more than winning duels to the death, being obnoxiously rude, and painting. Running around Japan to this day as an avatar of the Slaughter.

Mary Mallon (Typhoid Mary) - Cook believed to have spread typhoid fever to dozens of families she worked for, even though she was asymptomatic. Unwilling Corruption avatar.

Philip Zimbardo - Director of the Standford Prison Experiment. Avatar of the Web and maked by the Eye.

Edward Hopper - Painter of Nighthawks. His entire work is about the loneliness and isolation of urban life. Lonely avatar who vanishes you into his paintings.

John Jones - Guy who died at the Nutty Putty Caves after being stuck upside down for 27 hours. Guess which entity he would serve.

Niccolò Paganini - Famous violinist rumoured to have made a deal with the devil in exchange for talent. Same deal as Grifters Bone.

Jack Parsons - Californian occultist, sex fanatic and inventor of rocket science who died of an explosion of his own creation, after becoming an avatar of the Eye.

Simo Häyhä- Slaughter avatar nicknamed the White Death, he's considered one of the best snipers in history with 505 confirmed kills.

Frederick Taylor - He developed the theory of Taylorism, a method of managing industrial production through science and one of the many reasons work is so awful nowadays. Probably is the Buried's special little boy.

[z0mbie2b0y]

Uhhh so like I really really love the idea of full shift wolves, so here's how I imagine the Hale pack den would look like when they are in full shift!!

OK, first off, it would definitely be in like a cool groove(?) That has little hole tunnels that lead to the main house!! I can imagine little secret doors in the house that lead to the den so that the pack has access to it anytime, I can also imagine that it looks wild on the outside but very comfy and has blankets, pillows and maybe some mattresses inside! I can also definitely see Jackson just cuddling up with Lydia (or Ethan for my Jethan shippers!!) On one of the mattresses after a long run lol, I can also see Stiles play fighting with Scott (that ends up with a pillow being ripped), I can also imagine a hidden room in the den where it's for Stiles and Derek like just for them but I can imagine them not really using it because puppy piles :3

(Did this while listening to wolves of the revolution, and here's photos that inspired me!!)

[aquakat-draws]

Some underrated creatures you can use for character design inspo (with no specific order)

Earwigs

Crayfishes

Centipedes

Chameleons

Gharials

Dholes

Wolverines

Nautili (nautilus)

Pangolins

Fossas

Frilled sharks

Okapi

Platypuses

Vaquitas

Komodo dragons

Thrips

Whip spiders (AKA tailless whip scorpion)

Barn owls

Ostriches

Star nosed moles

Coral snakes

Anacondas

Red bellied black snakes

City doves (common pigeons)

Angler fishes

Mole crickets

Cobalt blue tarantulas

Arabian sand boa (look this one up, it's funny i promise)

Weasels/stoats

Cross fox

Termites (I'm for real, yes)

Falcons

Sparrowhawk (qarghi)

Antlions

Moray eels

Lancetfishes

Prawns/shrimps

Ethiopian wolves

Hyena

Honey badgers

Hornets

Bumblebees

Lice

True crabs

Tarantula wasps

Dumbo octopuses

Seals

Otters

Vampire squids

Jellyfishes

Sea cucumbers

Red eyed tree frogs

Common toads

Silverfishes

Common grasshopper

Cicadas

Bristletails

Botflies

Phasmids

Aphids

Red pandas

Lobsters

Yeti crabs

Damselflies

Death moths

Fenec foxes

Capybaras

Arctic hares

Pygmy shrew

Stag beetle

Aye-aye

Chimps

Gibbons

Mantis

Rats

Red wolves

Tasmanian tiger-wolves (it went extinct long ago but it counts)

Tasmanian devils

Dingos

Ravens

Azawakh

So many animals to choose from, leave grey wolves and domestic cats alone a bit please/hj

[shadowsageingempress]

Some things that happen in either the main plot/lore of my Twilight Princess retelling that I’m working on

Zelda had two older brothers

Link and Midna are mortal avatars of the Sun God and Moon Goddess

Link becomes a champion of the God of Darkness

The Cave of Shadows is a trial set up by said God to see if Link is worthy of his power

The Sheikah are not a species, but members multiple races who followed the same faith

Impa from Ocarina of Time taught the Hero of Time the hidden skills

She was also married

Satori from Breath of the Wild was a wedding gift to Impa from the God of Darkness

Majora and Midna are distantly related

The Hero of Time took part in the Interloper War. On the side of the Interlopers.

Stallord used to be a dragon that fought alongside the Interlopers in the war

Ganondorf used to be a normal, friendly guy who was killed by the demon king, who then took his form.

The oocca normally look a lot more majestic, but were cursed to look they way they do in game

When Link and Midna are looking for the Master Sword, the sword radiates a blue aurora

A character gets into a shouting match with the Sages. Link and Midna awkwardly watch.

During the second half of their journey, provided no one was around, Midna usually stayed outside of Link’s shadow

[thatfrenchacademic]

End of the term is upon us, here is a list of things I have definitely said too many times in my lectures

Well this is a very gendered issue

Judges are LIARS

I am French, so -

Your TA is not getting paid enough for this

Honestly you should do this reading, it is really cool

It is a very ~sociological~ process

[gratuitous French]

Actually this is not binary , it is more of a spectrum

Don't tell my French Law Professors I said that

Please be critical when you read this.

I cannot stress enough how weird the EU is.

Bear in mind, this was the 70s. No one cared. No. One.

[Gratuitous latin]

I cannot believe this was published, but it's a classic, so here we are.