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[thirstysudeikis]

SWEET LORD........

[fightingmonsterswithwords]

what's going on with the autocorrect on my phone ???

"I'm hungry for torture"

I meant: PANCAKES (tortitas)

[amoralforce]

amara  is  so  powerful    &    yet  so  fascinated  by  such  inane  things.  like  she  could  listen  to  humans  argue  for  hours  about  the  silliest  things;    should  pineapple  go  on  pizza?    is  a  hotdog  a  sandwich?    whose  turn  is  it  to  get  the  bill?      this  woman  could  destroy  the  world,  but  instead,  she  just  wants  to  sit  in  a  diner  and  eavesdrop.    

[theyarebothgunshot]

https://www.tumblr.com/theyarebothgunshot/711518760399405056

two words: Eiffel Tower 😌

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

multi-chapter modern au ofmd fic? Sign me up! Finished or not I'd read it xD

see this is promising because i am frankly awful at finishing wip fics (as we've seen in my entire history of writing fics) but man do i love starting fics and planning them 👀👀👀👀👀

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[rainia]

this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[fipindustries]

>be me, massive egg

>kind of a 6/10, mid looking, glasses, nerdy clothes, scruffy beard, baggy eyes

>have a type that i have to hots for

>gothy wth bangs, slightly chubby

>egg cracks, transition, dye my hair, change my fashion style, gain weight do to eating healthier

>mfw i became my type

>always was a little bi but now with hormones i start developing more of an attraction for men

>find out i like nerdy, scruffy guys with glasses and baggy eyes

>mfw past me is now my type

>wtf

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[ameba-from-space]

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[glfry]

Hi guys