#i mean... haha... unless?

[thedevilandhisbride]

That pulp and paper mill behind me, sure goes through a lot of wood. But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood right? Well... not quite. Let's assume our woodchuck has good luck and trucks through the crux of his woodchuck adulthood. In order for our woodchuck to chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck this woodchuck would chuck wood from daybreak 'til the owls wake and would have to tolerate a deluxe inflix of woodchuck toothaches. Now look, I'm by the book. Throb through the job by hook or by crook, but no rest? Come on. Talk about stressed! I'd sooner request to be a guest during a Ray Charles road test but I digress... The question shouldn't be "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"? Any good woodchuck would use his woodchucking talents to find the work/life balance for a good woodchuck livelihood but, *sigh* you see theres something we missed. The question should be: "How much wood, SHOULD a woodchuck chuck 'til he can call it quits and exist in bliss by strucking bit by bit struck, from the pits and the midst of his woodchuck bucket list"? To which the answer is: Only as much wood as a woodchuck thinks it should chuck because really, who gives a care. You know like, who cares?

hey anon what if we kissed sloppy style. what if we made out. anon what if i chained you up in my basement and ##################################################################

[daisystwistedgarden]

lazy makeouts with leona. orange light glimmers through the large windows in his luxurious dorm as the sun embraces the horizon, the heat of savanaclaw's arid days simmering into a comfortable warmth. you're stirring again after a several hour nap by his side, but the beastman seems content to continue his snoozing. leona's ears twitch ever so slightly as you shift closer into his chest. he's awake. you begin to rise from his bed, but a quiet grumble and the irritated flick of his tail onto your leg stop you in your tracks. you glance back. an emerald eye peaks from behind his scarred lid in warning. you mumble something soft and amused about needing to go back to your dorm, but he rolls his eyes and catches your wrist to yank you back down to the bed. a protest dies in your throat as he nips at the meat of your palm with sharp fangs. then he's tucking you back into his chest as his eyes shut once more-- you assume you're a glorified body pillow for his extended evening nap.

but that's not quite it.

those same fangs graze your squishy cheek, and he bites softly at the skin. you whine and start to push off of him. an amused chuckle rattles his chest. you don't get very far before his tongue licks your cheek in apology. it's hot, textured with slight bumps that make you shiver, as he laves it lazily over your skin again. it's oddly vulnerable. leona's breath is hot as he lingers over the spot he just teased, before his lips just barely press against your cheek. his thumb finds your chin to shift you closer, until your lips are positioned under his and he finally graces you with a proper kiss. it's much softer than the ones you usually get from him. warm and gentle and welcoming-- very unlike the lion that corners you in hidden corners of night raven and delights in making you squirm under his haughty gaze and rough kisses. leona's other hand finds your lower back and eases you closer, closer, until you're enveloped in the warmth of a man who seems a bit softer than before. a content hum vibrates between you. you're not quite sure if it's yours or his anymore.

[petricorah]

long hair sokka truthers lets goooo [id in alt]

[housecow]

I find it strange how you'd like to get so fat that you depend on someone but at the same time you're saying that you wanna do gardening. It's like there is a confrontation between your kink and your regular life...

in fantasy (or with a lot of consideration between me and my feeder) i’d become dependent. realistically, i’ve always dreamt of having my own garden and i think i could keep up with it at over 350lbs tbh

why can’t i have both…… scooter accessible garden pls. with raised beds i won’t have to bend over too much 🥺

bonus. bacon and tomato sandwich w home grown red snapper variety tomatoes, one of the only beefsteak-like varieties that grow in TX 🥳 DELICIOUS w mayo and some black pepper.

[skate-the-onion]

Excited to see my meme cash cow back in action

[awkwarddork-0]

Screw it we're doing small sketchbook tour thingy because why not

This one's pretty short so there isn't really that much of it tbh

Choose numbers 1 - 27 for a page!

It's pretty much all dragons so don't hope for something incredible but anyways. Feel free to ask for few pages if you want!

Also please write [Sketchbook tour] somewhere when you send me an ask so I know what it's for!

(I might not pay attention to it otherwise)

Also also this might be kinda long term thingy so I'll probably do few requests in a span of few days and some more in few weeks lmao

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Also also ALSO happy pride month! :D

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[selfinserttothestars]

Strawberry Dress for a date????? Date time???? Cute little picnic date in the spring date???????????

Probably not lmao

[zzoupz]

anyone wanna volunteer to give me 1$ via buymeacoffee. for your troubles you get uhhh shitty 5 minutes more or less doodle

[askblueandviolet]

[sysig]

Growing closer than expected (Patreon)

[thishouseiscalledsqualor]

Me hunting down the tit tour bus if there’s no spooky week

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I know who you are

well that’s good- because I myself barely know who i am, aside from being a ✨mystery✨

[silverthelovebug]

My Pookie Wookie Bookie boo boo bear little meow meow sopping wet cat’s birthday!!!!!!! Awwwwd the skrunkly!!!!! Anyways guys did you know I Like Ride The Cyclone as well?

Hides my banner and pfp

Anyways I luv Ocean :3

[renae-the-turtle]

Idea for a tmnt separated au that's - surprisingly - not a rise au. It's a 2012 au

Mikey grows up in dimension X. He's either raised by the utroms and thus has a breathing implement, or he grows up feral and since he was so young, he adapted to be able to breathe the air. Idk what exactly I'd go with but something like that.

Leo is definitely still living on earth with Splinter because his obsession with Space Heroes is adorable and I want him to be able to keep that. Also just. Something something multiversal constant that Leo idolizes/looks up to Splinter in some way in every universe (doesn't apply to all AUs obviously, but it's a very Leo trait, y'know?)

Now I'm not sure if I wanna send any of the turtles to live in space (maybe with Professor Honeycutt or the triceratons or salamandrians) or have one of them live with humans (O'Neil or Jones or a shockingly-not-dead Tang Shen) because there is options, you know? And who knows, maybe Splinter keeps two of the turtles.

If I pick Salamandrians then it'll be Donnie living with them, he'd be best friends with Y'gthba and I guess he'd be in the army too? But as like a tech guy idk. Need some way for him to get off-planet and meet his long-lost brothers, duh.

Or I could have Donnie raised by Professor Honeycutt? Not sure how that would work with the timeline. I'd need to go rewatch the episode where Fugitoid info-dumps his backstory, and depending on the timeline maybe I'd prefer it to have Raph raised by him.

If I decided I wanted a turtle to be raised by Mr O'Neil then I'd probably pick Donnie, neatly erasing the possibility of that awkward crush by having him grow up as April's brother.

If I picked the Jones' then it'd be Raph with them, because Raph & Casey brotp but make them actually brothers haha

If I pick Triceratons.... probably Raph? And then he might get to meet Y'gthba/Mona Lisa early. Or they'd get an enemies-to-lovers arc lol.

On the other hand I could do both Triceratons and Salamandrians, in which Donnie somehow ends up with the Triceratons, is raised by them for a few years, but then gets abandoned on some planet and picked up by Commander Sal.

I could also have Tang Shen survive but without Yoshi or Saki knowing, and without her knowing Yoshi is alive, and she moves to New York and finds one of the turtles and raises him. I'm following a fic in which she raises Miwa and Mikey and I love the idea. (It's called A Mother's Love on ao3 btw) But obviously she'd raise either Raph or Donnie, and Miwa still gets taken by Shredder and raised as Karai. I also don't know if I'd mutate Tang Shen or leave her human.

If I were to pick only one of the above options for Donnie and Raph, and have the other one stay with Leo and Splinter... hmmmm idk who I'd pick actually. It'd be interesting if it were Raph, because of how much Leo and Raph tend to argue, and explore how that dynamic would change with only two of them. Leo and Donnie.... mmm well I asked my sister for a second opinion and she pointed out that those two would likely be too efficient. Not enough drama lol. Leo and Raph would be way more interesting.

Anyway. Gonna think about this more but I like the idea of Mikey growing up in Dimension X and thus being even more of a genius there. Leo still gets raised by Splinter but he's got that Big Brother Sense tm that tells him something is missing and it drives him nuts. Raph and Donnie... it's up in the air (or space) where they're at lol.

[transmechanicus]

The key to networking on tumblr is to go up to random cute ppl's inboxes and compliment them with your whole heart bc you have no self restraint about praising ppl's appearance and suddenly that's 500 followers, my technique is flawless.

[ssreeder]

Dude you’ve peaked.

I just found LIAB fanart on PINTEREST.

PINTEREST!!

(it was fire btw but it didn’t have a watermark so idk who did it sorry)

i have very mixed sentiments about finding liab art on Pinterest because if it’s the post I’m thinking about it’s reposted art from @gentletrees. Who has done some AMAZING WONDERFUL CRAZY GOOD art for liab but i’m pretty sure someone reposted their original art on Pinterest :/

(I think MOST art on Pinterest is reposted from the original artist which is a big big big no no no no bad bad bad bad. so yeah I’m very anti reposting artist art on other platforms without their permission)

Sorry I couldn’t get excited with you <3