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truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

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Wife lovers till they die

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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When you're running a military exercise, but gremlins keep swiping the army tokens!

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What if ekko also joined the new council with Sevika and they bonded platonically because everyone else in that council is driving them fucking insane. Would make a fantastic office-style AU imo

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Caitlyn literally gave Servika her seat on the council. But apparently she didn't do anything to make amends because she didn't verbally say she was sorry. This kind of opinion amazes me.

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only princesses allowed at tea party

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Caitlyn and vi are silco and Vander btw

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Zagreus Hades game is so meaningful to me. What if a cringefail loser who got fired from a nepo baby office job was also a charming winner that pulled bad bitches and made so many friends. He's like the definition of aspirational

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Jinx in the parallel universe appreciation post

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I've got something going now. A friend. And I don't want to mess that up.

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The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

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that one twitter redraw meme

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Cait and vi are like Catra and Adora

Jinx and Ekko are like Miles and Gwen

So what are Jace and Viktor like?

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He doesn't want to lose her and this almost perfect world but he needs to save his friends so he leaves

I'm sobbing

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Timebomb taking over the Arcane tag instead of Jayvik is healing something in me

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Ekko is a better person than me- because if I woke up in an alternate reality where I’m with the girl of my dreams, my home isn’t falling apart, there’s no war or oppression, and I have a solid future and a good amount of wealth to keep me comfortable- there’s no way in hell I’d be leaving. RIP to the og Ekko of that timeline, but I’m there to stay.