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there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

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I really hope they reunite

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Hades: Father... before you emprison me... just know... that you will not be safe... from ligma.

Chronos: Now you are just saying nonsense, Hades. What, pray tell, even is this ligma.

Hades: (This one's for Zagreus)

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The Zagreus Shortage these days is actually killing me GIVE HIM BACK

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don't forget about him

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i love you melinoë i love you zagreus i love you siblings who i have never seen interact <3

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Hey so if you guys here any pained animalistic sobs and/or wails don’t mind that it’s only me thinking about the house of hades family portraits

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Hi again waxwitch enjoyers (population: me)

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oh and in other things that hurt my heart about the current house of hades - chronos even took down the portrait of cerberus with the babies!

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favorites

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Do you think they miss him lol

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It’s just a girl and her human toddler sized frog against the world

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Actually my fave thing abt the new update is how Ares art is similar to one of my favourite statue of him lmao

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may i offer you a zag in these hard zagreus-less times

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I MISS MY WIVES TAILS I MISS THEM A LOT

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THE WAYWARD SON !!!