#jurassic world: rebirth

[waltermis]

Erhmm.... I have no words...

[helluvahotelcircus]

It is *almost* done!!! I present to you "The Amazing Jurassic Park" franchise in TADC AU! I was having many ideas to do all 4 chapters in a weekend or other days, so it will be interesting. I will also make some surprises, so stay tuned! @endomentendo

Jax's little sister and Kingly belongs to @sm-baby

As well as Able

But with some new clothes and new personalities from the original "Jurassic Park" franchise feature film!

Able with Triceratops and another dinosaur :3

Jingle with a shotgun!!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

[swan2swan]

Oh, thank goodness, people can finally stop talking about the ecological impact plotline that was left out of Dominion.

[hopeymchope]

Fuck your third Jurassic "era" nomenclature

I'm irrationally angry about the announcement of/plot synopsis for the new Jurassic movie.

Because see, this is supposedly the start of a new "third era" in the franchise, and it's an all-new cast, and........ it's called Jurassic World: Rebirth.

NO! NO. We had a clear system here, you morons. You idiots. You absolute fucking horseshoes.

FIRST ERA: Jurassic Park

SECOND ERA: Jurassic World

THIRD ERA: Jurassic World *again* somehow WTF?!?!?

It's clearly amateur hour all throughout Universal's decision-making ranks right now, because I don't know how you can screw this up.

You could've called it Jurassic Rebirth. You could've called it Jurassic Era. You could've called it Jurassic Resurgence. Jurassic Planet. Jurassic Assault. Jurassic Latitude. Jurassic Clusterfuck. Jurassic Grabass. The point is that I DON'T CARE MUCH WHAT YOU CALL it, as long the title of the new third era is JURASSIC + NEW SINGULAR WORD.

Okay, but we live in a world where it's Jurassic World: Rebirth. That doesn't even sound good when you take away the whole problem with keeping it "Jurassic World" actually because what the fuck is being reborn? But screw all that, let's just deal with the fact that it's still Jurassic World for a second. Consider: What's the argument in FAVOR of this decision?

Maintaining brand recognition? No chance of that. Both the "Park" and "World" brands have that in spades, to the point where BOTH are still used in licensed products and spin-offs EVERY YEAR.

Is the World trilogy more beloved than the Park trilogy, so we want to keep that train rolling? Hahahahaha NO. That is absolute not true. Not by a longshot. If anything, there's an argument to be made that "Park" is so much MORE beloved that they should've gone with Jurassic Park: Rebirth. But that'd just suck DIFFERENTLY.

What, then? WHAT??? Only argument I can thionk of that remains is "We are stupid and lazy."

[patwrites]

WE ARE SO BACK

[jbaileyfansite]

New photos of Jonathan Bailey on the set of Jurassic World Rebirth in London (September 9, 2024) [x]

[fiorencepughs]

SCARLETT ON THE SER OF NEW JURASSIC WORLD FILM OMGG

credit: @/unboxPHD on twt

[annymaght]

Jurassic World: Rebirth is set 5 years after the events of Dominion!!

So how old are the campers?

Darius: 23/24

Brooklynn: 24/25

Sammy & Ben: 25-26

Kenji & Yaz: 26-27

[demifiendrsa]

First look at Jurassic World Rebirth

The film is slated to hit theaters in July 2025.

[waltermis]

[helluvahotelcircus]

Meet Kinger Kingrant!!! He is main character of first movie. He is based on Alan Grant from same film "Jurassic Park" as main character. @endomentendo @lueduar01 @sm-baby

@endomentendo @sm-baby @lueduar01

[jurassicshields]

Collect the Past to Save the Future

[georgiapeach30513]

First look at Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johansson for Jurassic World: Rebirth

[coveredinbees]

What happened to me? I used to be able to communicate my respect for actors in a healthy way. I'd say stuff like: "[Actor] will never know the way in which they touched my life. They inspired me to join a STEM field, etc., etc."

And yet, in this year of our lord 2024, I find myself tweeting shit like: "Jonathan Bailey, you can spit on my neck if you like. Pls hit me with a bus."

Why am I like this?

[jbaileyfansite]

Photo of Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johansson on the set of Jurassic World Rebirth [x]