#/silly /p /j

[thedevilandhisbride]

That pulp and paper mill behind me, sure goes through a lot of wood. But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood right? Well... not quite. Let's assume our woodchuck has good luck and trucks through the crux of his woodchuck adulthood. In order for our woodchuck to chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck this woodchuck would chuck wood from daybreak 'til the owls wake and would have to tolerate a deluxe inflix of woodchuck toothaches. Now look, I'm by the book. Throb through the job by hook or by crook, but no rest? Come on. Talk about stressed! I'd sooner request to be a guest during a Ray Charles road test but I digress... The question shouldn't be "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"? Any good woodchuck would use his woodchucking talents to find the work/life balance for a good woodchuck livelihood but, *sigh* you see theres something we missed. The question should be: "How much wood, SHOULD a woodchuck chuck 'til he can call it quits and exist in bliss by strucking bit by bit struck, from the pits and the midst of his woodchuck bucket list"? To which the answer is: Only as much wood as a woodchuck thinks it should chuck because really, who gives a care. You know like, who cares?

hey anon what if we kissed sloppy style. what if we made out. anon what if i chained you up in my basement and ##################################################################

[buwheal]

if you keep eating from the trash, you'll get food poisoning. most of the food is probably rotten, that's why it's in the trash there's also a possibility that a maus got it's saliva all over what you're eating you could also get a virus if the food's contaminated with malware because someone sick ate some of it

[unicornpopcorn14]

One of the best teen!skk fic I've read is of both of them getting their wisdom tooth removed and I can't help but giggle every time I rmr it-

[hazardsk8r]

i made a quick p-chan design

it’s going to change soon though because this looks way too simple so cherish them while you still can

lol

[mellohiizz]

hi mel came by to say that your parrot is really pretty i love your parrot design sm i feel like kicking my legs in the air when ever i see him ^_^ hes like so freaking pretttyyy wwwwwwww ^_^ i swoon :3

you get me, kade. had to stop what i was sketching to draw some more parrot for you (and myself), because i honestly love drawing him so much. 🙏

[bluerasbunny]

-walks at you menacingly-

[astroprinc3]

an eddy i drew

i’m… normal abt him!

new hc for eddy: he has vitiligo! (inspired by his actual design in the show where he has those light patches around his eyes)

arrrrgh im so proud of this idk why 😭😭😭

[cdroloisms]

The Birdhouse give their feelings on selfcest, more at eleven:

@kenjo-arts @theminecraftbox @cgogs

[feralcorpses]

Have a silly

Also I took away his eyebrow privileges and made them feathers like how great horned owls, eurasian eagle owls, long eared owls, etc have on around the top of their head.

[nickpeppermint]

Why he do this?

Is he being silly?

[armedgrl]

i read a fanfic i dont think i shuldv read 🤔i usually wuldnt read sumthing im uncomfy with but holeh carp i luvd it

[synthsays]

[sheetcheevbanna]

Mootsicians @rydenenthusiast

[elise-the-potato]

Average @voxxxlol and elise interaction

[thelesbianthespianposts]

Doctor who update: everything hurts I’m sobbing crying screaming throwing up Donna you are the most important woman in the universe Rose you won at life Sarah Jane I hope you live the rest of your life in peace Jack I hope you and Mickey fuck nasty at the torchwood base Martha I wish you and your fiance the best Jackie Tyler you queen you deserve so much love Tentoo please don’t commit genocide again

[suntails]

protectors that will erode in time to dust

@llondonfog made the post that insp’d this here <3