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[friendlyhostile]

That pulp and paper mill behind me, sure goes through a lot of wood. But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood right? Well... not quite. Let's assume our woodchuck has good luck and trucks through the crux of his woodchuck adulthood. In order for our woodchuck to chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck this woodchuck would chuck wood from daybreak 'til the owls wake and would have to tolerate a deluxe inflix of woodchuck toothaches. Now look, I'm by the book. Throb through the job by hook or by crook, but no rest? Come on. Talk about stressed! I'd sooner request to be a guest during a Ray Charles road test but I digress... The question shouldn't be "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"? Any good woodchuck would use his woodchucking talents to find the work/life balance for a good woodchuck livelihood but, *sigh* you see theres something we missed. The question should be: "How much wood, SHOULD a woodchuck chuck 'til he can call it quits and exist in bliss by strucking bit by bit struck, from the pits and the midst of his woodchuck bucket list"? To which the answer is: Only as much wood as a woodchuck thinks it should chuck because really, who gives a care. You know like, who cares?

hey anon what if we kissed sloppy style. what if we made out. anon what if i chained you up in my basement and ##################################################################

[hplonesomeart]

@scimagic Uhhh made this because I just think they’re dynamic is neat. Also completely agree with the Puzzle headcanon super fun silly and very on point. As we speak he is clinging for his dear life :))

I really enjoy seeing the illustrated storyline you have unfolding between the two and figured it would be nice to see this motorcycle sequence in motion. So tadaa here it is! In animated form! Now your obligated to make a full length written novel in-depth about their relationship /j

Sincerely though thanks for the creative inspiration and keep on being a swagger artist 👍✨

[weedsmokingmacca]

pencil sketches from the weekend while i try to get their faces right

[certainlyathrill]

beatles win grammy? yeah dude, fork found in kitchen

[unicornpopcorn14]

One of the best teen!skk fic I've read is of both of them getting their wisdom tooth removed and I can't help but giggle every time I rmr it-

[buwheal]

if you keep eating from the trash, you'll get food poisoning. most of the food is probably rotten, that's why it's in the trash there's also a possibility that a maus got it's saliva all over what you're eating you could also get a virus if the food's contaminated with malware because someone sick ate some of it

[bonsiii-art]

Did you saw the new update of kingdom? What's your thoughts of the story so far?

I DIIID, completed the first part not too long ago! And holy hell, does it just make me excited to see how this all gets wrapped up in the second part. ᵈⁱᵈ ⁱ ˡⁱᵗᵉʳᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗʰʳᵘ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵗⁱʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ﹖ ʸᵉˢ, ʸᵉˢ ⁱ ᵈⁱᵈ.

First off, I wanna say that the Candy Apple reveal was really funny to me bc when I first played, I was like " Apple Faerie is so cute!! :V". But then, I thought " Wait, a character that was never showed in any of the promotional material leading up to this update AND has an apple motif like the villain cookie they're going to release??...suspicious." Man, it would've been really crazy if they actually hid Candy Apple's identity up until release for maximum impact. I was a little dissatisfied with Shadow Milk's lies in Beast Yeast Ep 2; Beast Yeast EP 7 completely turned that feeling around like omg ┌(。Д。)┐ I wanted Shmilk to really dig into Pure Vanilla this time around and the writing team delivered! It hurts so bad that Pure Vanilla really just wants to save everyone but everything that was shown to him just illustrates that he can't with the way he is now. Shmilk wants him to see that and believe that he's doomed with no way out. PV, likely in the second part, will push through that and persevere, finally accepting truth with a more optimistic outlook. I think the concept of time being mashed together within Shmilk's relm of influence is really cool :P. Because that means we're gonna possibly see Pre-Corrupted Shadow Milk and also that it makes the whole thing about Truthless Recluse even sadder. Looking back on TR's actions and words, he helps bc there's still a part of him that wants Gingerbrave and co. to succeed in saving their PV. And after they fought, TR is even more sure that they could. But they can't save him specifically. He who is part of a doomed future. I want to look over other scenes that Shadow Milk was in before this update later so that I get a better grasp of his character to draw more stuff. But this chunk of story we got gives me plenty to think about. Thinking mostly about what PV said when he was thinking of the Fount of Knowledge and how Shadow Milk responded. I'm not sure if I have it right but I have a feeling that Shmilk's corruption began with his loneliness. Trying to escape from his stress as the pillar of Knowledge, he attempted to be like those who embrace ignorance. And when he couldn't even find understanding there (referring to him being derisive towards the cookies who lived in 'blissfully in oblivion'), he went ballistic. There is no cookie that could truly understand his experiences and he's been sour about it ever since. He sees PV in the role he used to be in except, in his eyes, in a more bastardized way. Like the witches are spitting in his face as he sees PV smiling, full of hope. Also, kind of outlandish theory here: Y'know how all the beasts (so far) are like "that's my soul jam, give it back"? but what if the reason Shadow Milk isn't saying any of that is bc he already has the soul jam? The Beasts torture the Ancients physically and mentally in order to re-obtain the soul jams but if Shadow Milk already has it, then all that's going on in EP 7 is like a victory lap for him. ⚆_⚆

ALSO NEARLY FORGOT!! When is that Black Sapphire guy gonna come into play?? Is he just gonna be another Shmilk lackey or is he actually gonna help us? I'm kinda hoping he's the latter bc he's only got the other half of the update to make his mark and I would love a reversal of expectations-

[hygmoss]

he uhhhjhhhhh ate grapes

[uzi-x33]

modern au content yayyayayayayayaa!!!! they’re flirting…in their own, weird way

[mellohiizz]

hi mel came by to say that your parrot is really pretty i love your parrot design sm i feel like kicking my legs in the air when ever i see him ^_^ hes like so freaking pretttyyy wwwwwwww ^_^ i swoon :3

you get me, kade. had to stop what i was sketching to draw some more parrot for you (and myself), because i honestly love drawing him so much. 🙏

[bluerasbunny]

-walks at you menacingly-

[astroprinc3]

an eddy i drew

i’m… normal abt him!

new hc for eddy: he has vitiligo! (inspired by his actual design in the show where he has those light patches around his eyes)

arrrrgh im so proud of this idk why 😭😭😭

[cdroloisms]

The Birdhouse give their feelings on selfcest, more at eleven:

@kenjo-arts @theminecraftbox @cgogs

[certainlyathrill]

being in ur early 20s as a beatles fan is kinda horrifying bc when paul mccarntey was your age he wrote yesterday and ur just posting on tumblr

[nickpeppermint]

Why he do this?

Is he being silly?

[synthsays]