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me and my bf spent last night in the desert and I discovered I could make art in the sand
#picture journal#also i'm burying the lede here#but we also saw some live military munitions tests from an aircraft that we cannot explain#which is vaguely scary considering the recent ufo activity this week#and i mean we assume it was an aircraft#but like...... i cannot conceptualize what it was based on the fact that it was pitch black and not Normal#other weird shit happened too#which is making me not want to think too hard about this#LIKE I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE POSTING THIS???????#?????????#anyways i hope your guy's weekend was good#um.#yeah#i guess if these tags get deleted you uh. you know why
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Trapping these two in an elevator together. For research <3
#SOMEONEāS gonna have a breakdown#(all joking aside I genuinely want to see them meet)#(they both have such complicated feelings about their role/their rank/rhe admiralty/the men they report to/the men under themā¦)#I think little would look down on hollom for still being a middie. heād feel bad about it but heād think poorly of him for that#maybe heād make one slightly mean comment at a officerās dinner (that hollom wasnāt present at)#and immediately feel guilty and be unable to look hollom in the eye again after that#maybe hollom would go to little for advice and nedwardās like āuh. have you tried reading the articles. those are. good.ā#hollom: and how should i get respect from the men sir?#little *does not have The Respect of the Men himself*: uh. the articles help with that too.#edward little#hollom#the terror#master and commander#(sorry anyone normal in the master and commander tag that you have to deal with my insane ramblings)
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people who imagine themselves in platonic/familial relationships with their comfort characters instead of romantic ones sound off I need to know Iām not alone in this
#miscellaneous#my blorbos#textpost#comfort character#comfort characters#I gotta know how common or not this is#well I mean I donāt GOTTA I would just LIKE to#blorbo from my shows#cringe culture is dead#is āplatonic selfshippingā a tag?#whatever Iāll add it#platonic selfship#what do you know it is a tag#if youāve seen some of my recent blorboposts you uhā¦ probably know who this is aboutā¦#*coughs* (you are my dadddsss YOUāRE MY DADS!! boogie woogie woogie š¶)#google is it normal for a 20 year old to want two fictional 30 something year olds to be her father figures?
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#polls#tumblr polls#cw food#tw food#ask to tag#cause i mean-#haha i totally dont hide food in my room uh what are you talking about#unless its normal#just thinking#iāve been scared to ask this to be honest please dont yell at me
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tori sitting on the stairs is so. the lighting in heartstopper is awesome big fan of the blue/orange. is tori also depressed in the show i still think it would be so fucking funny to offhandedly mention her school burning down
#whisp whispers#charlie is the focus here yeah but if micheal gets introduced it does mean that solitaire is relevant#meaning 'toris school got set on fire bc some guy was that obsessed with her' and 'tori tried to kill herself' is like. possibly canon#and i think it's SO funny that there is a very large chance that all that Happened and just isn't being acknowledged#noooo charlie don't kill yourself ur so awesome&cool haha.... uh. oh hi tori. you can like. die i guess idk. not gonna stop you#like it really is just brushed past entirely in the comics. which is sad but also extremely funny like. conceptually. my older sister#almost killed herself in a state of mania. oh well. she has a boyfriend now though so that's cool!!!#<-well. depression i guess. some mixed of sleep deprivation mania and also just normal depression. she's awesome#i hope the ferris wheel coming out scene gets adapted. please please please please please. please. if that scene gets changed#because isaac came out first i'm going to .do nothing probably. but mann. man. tori spring 'im asexual' scene please. please. please.....#these tags are not relevant to the post anymore really. sorry for heartstopper posting my irl i usually talk abt oseman to hasnt seen it yet#um. circling back to my original point. if her depression is canon how do you think she feels sitting there knowing she can't get help#bc the resources need to go to her brother and she can't draw attention away from him. tori's tumblr makes an appearance also that was#scary. what do you mean tumblr is on tv in the year of our lord 2024. hello? .anyways brought it up because#'anon asked: who's ur best friend? / probably my brother. sad.'#man. she's so awesome. me if i was cool and british and a girl and had a brother and also if my school burnt down
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JACOB Thrill Ride fancam / 210812
#the boyz#tbz#tbzinc#jacob#jacob bae#kflops#kpopccc#underratedidolsedit#kpopco#malegroupsnet#*mywork#ult#eyestrain#listen- don't look at me.#i wanna say smth bitter tho bc this is my post and my tags lol uh if they don't give him some mf screentime for this cb i will... idek#something really mean anyways. he literally won't turn it off for a SECOND on stage even tho he's constantly half hidden and u know what#i want some justice.#lmao anywayssssssss! now that i got that off my chest i can tell u all that i am so normal about this :)#*ults
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The game might not be out yet (it's Tuesday) but the demo was really fun! I think adopting the archer as my son is the best move. I love him so much look at how cute he is? Like??? Criminally cute.
#silent hope#since they literally are just referred to as their classes in game i guess uh#sh archer#???? maybe ???? idk what to tag him as#also i mean i normally dont just zero in on gender stuff but this boy is so trans to me#like out of the seven characters you play as i look at them and im just#four of you are so trans and i love every one of you#which is wild to me since normally those hc's happen over time#but right off the bat im just mmmm yeah#anyway all that to say the archer is one of my sons and i love him very much
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Everything reminds me of Torbek. Litteraly just laying in bed rn, browsing tumblrs. And my bones hurt, everything is stiff, im freezing despite having 3 blankets (I had to go grab my heated blanket), my neck is probably irreversibly damaged from my horrible sleeping habits, I feel weird plus despair, the usual too much anxiety for the given situation (which is litteraly just laying in bed), and I probably need to bathe more.
Like, I know why Torbek is my favorite. He just like me frfr. My internal thoughts are slowly getting replaced with Torbek's style of talking (his voice included). This is probably not healthy but, eh. Torbek....
#what do i even tag?#uh#vent? ish?#liveblogging#torbek#i truly mean number 1 tobek enjoyer is me#others could be as well but i am one of the mostest torbek enjoyers#i relate to him WAY to much#like just so much#gotta add the tasteful amounts of body horror cuz im trans#just everything about him#im normal :3#*pained sigh*#help#idk how but like#please
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wake up. wyatt dies au doodles.
#my art#ocs#i have soooo much writing and ramblings for this au btw.#started writing back in january (first two logs) and then finished this month with the last log. the logs are documents written by alloy bt#also metal peck is back! except this time its actually canon to something instead of being stuck in āi draw it with my characters but its#-not canonā limbo#hopefully ill post more doodles about this au (and probably just my ocs in general) soon. if anyone is curious about the basic stuff about#-this au id happily elaborate#though id probably have to explain the normal non-au versions of my ocs too which means MORE RAMBLING :GRINS#though uh. only a handful of my ocs are part of the au and its mainly about alloy. swagever#ok no more rambling in the tags Goodbye#wyatt dies au
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I made a friend today! A polyphemus moth
#gonna send these same pictures to an irl who is at least AWARE of tumblr so here's to him not finding my tumblr lmao#ok to rb though!!!!!#i just don't need him to know how much of my brain space is taken up by the pokemon anime and also warrior cats right now specifically#i mean to be fair he's known me since 2013ish so like he KNOWS i'm like this but not the fic writer of it all kfhsjkdghkfd#and we're gonna keep it that way <3#eh he's cool though. my other irls do NOT get tumblr internet culture cringe is dead stuff at all#fanfic is SOOOOOOO normal here. irl it is. uh. not. they do not get it#i'll even quote memes at them and get blank stares#like damn okay i am the chronically online bitch. i get it ksdfhskghfdk#taylor's tag#tw bug#tw bugs#insect#insects
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Please this is such a reach but does anyone have The New Normal (2012) on Google drive anymoreš
I literally cherished that Google drive like it was forgotten poetry but then I never made a copy and itās gone please Iām begging guys ššš
ik this is pathetic but its making my brain go brrr I literally cannot find this show ANYWHERE and I donāt want viruses pls
#the new normal#andrew Rannells#Justin Bartha#David Sawyer#Bryan collins#uh#Ryan Murphy#what else do I tag please Iāll sob#Goldie clemmons#Georgia king#Bebe wood#Shania clemmons#shout out to mean girls you queen#Iāve loved u for years#HELP ME PLEASE I NEED THIS SHOW
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realising at 16 that you were severely underfed until like 14, not fun :(
#mine#sometimes a random memory pops up and i realise that my childhood was even more fucked up than i thought#but its okay bc now my parents just dont parent anymore#significant improvement#does mean that i had to take over with my little brother#but i dont mind much#oh uh i normally dont tag stuff like this but perhaps i should#tw child abuse#i think??#i should do a food one but i cant think of which
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He can haveā¦a little murderā¦as a treatā¦
#moomin valley#moominvalley#moomins#snufkin#snufkin moomin#that scene literally makes me fuckin GUFFAW every time#the way he just#snaps the branch while staring little my DEAD in the face is fuckign#comedy gold#Iām pushing my unhinged snufkin agenda btw#u canāt convince me he isnāt a little bit feral#a little bit fucked up actually#I mean he has to survive on his own in winter so#I feel like heās gotta have at least a little bit of a kill instinct#oh also uh#art#my art#doodle#i forgor#to put the art related tags up with the other normal ones before I started babbleing abt unhinged snufkin#what ev#hey if u made it this far comment ur fave moomin valley character and if u donāt uh ur smelly idk
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The sheer amount of "it's almost like they can {exactly what they can do}..." "jokes" I want to have the characters unknowingly make is ridiculous. Like, they're so close to figuring it out! But they're like "nah, I've never heard of magic like that, that's ridiculous!"
And little do they know.
Seriously, though, how much is too much? Can I please sneak it in, like, a hundred times without people getting suspicious? Please?
I think I'm soooooo funny with it, obviously.
PS... read the tags.
@darkandstormydolls @illarian-rambling
#this definitely isn't about Gene btw#Gene himself doesn't even know he has magic; but when he meets Tazin (comma) Tazin is almost immediately like ākid wtf kinda magic is that?#They (aka just Tazin because Gene's just like āwdym it's not normal?ā) conclude that he has āsensory magicā and move on lmao.#I mean it's better than earlier drafts of the story where Gene OBVIOUSLY had other stuff going on and they're just all ānah; no magic here!#Btw all this stuff with Gene is 100% supposed to reflect / be reminiscent of those times where neurodiverse people are like#āI've lived with this my whole life thinking everyone else had this exact experience and you're telling me that's NOT NORMAL????ā#Which btw is an experience I've had a lot myself; I was only diagnosed with autism as an adult and there's a lot of fun things about that.#So anyway Gene's neurodiverse coded in basically every single way LMAO! (Because y'know he's also autistic.)#I mean he's not the only one where his magic has hints littered all over the place to the point where other characters suspect it but like#yeah he's definitely the biggest perpetrator haha.#Kid thinks his only magic is āsensory magicā (which uh... I mean I GUESS you're technically using magic for that shit???#But it's a mix of that and HELLO AUTISM SENSITIVITY TO SOUND!!!) and yeah it's nowhere even close to that haha.#the feychild speaks#the feychild speaks in tags!#the arcane rifts#sun and shadow#gene the amnesiac#tazin the theater kid#foreshadowing#dramatic irony#original works#plot twist#plot twists#fantasy#fantasy world#fantasy worldbuilding#magic#my writing#writing comedy#writing struggles
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this gentle life of ours
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: N/A Fandom: Supernatural Ship: Midafer Additional Tags: Mpreg, Pregnant Lucifer (Supernatural), Pregnant Michael (Supernatural), Domestic Fluff, Light Angst, Alternate Universe Wordcount: 3039 Summary:
Getting Michael pregnant is an accident. Lucifer? Not as much. Or, Adam and his two pregnant archangel house spouses <3
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Now this is for @nugget-of-joy, who gave me a prompt, yes, but made it a submission aksljdalskjd. but i forgive her and give her 3000-ish words. the original prompt was "Midafer with both angels being knocked up š thoughts?" and my thoughts were Yes :)
Lucifer has been staying with them a few weeks by the time Michael starts to show.
Michael was the one who dragged him home. Adam doesnāt have the full story, only that one day itās just him and Michael in the house and the next, their guest room is the devilās new home. Of course heās curious, but so far, heās pretty sure he and Michael have carved out a life for themselves by virtue of no one noticing they got out of the Cage. Bringing Lucifer in jeopardizes that, sure, but trying to figure out where he was before Michael found him is asking for trouble that Adam, frankly, doesnāt need to deal with.
For the first few days, he didnāt even see Lucifer. Michael spent most of his time with him. The ability to be jealous was burnt out of Adam a few hundred years ago in Hell. It would require him to believe Michael would ever leave, and thatās not just unlikely, itās laughable. Lucifer started leaving his room after that beginning lull. He was quiet. Adam might call him jumpy, even paranoid. It was something in his eyes. A hunted look. Pity came first and easiest, but compassion? That was harder to summon up for him.
Not until Michael was gone one day, and Lucifer was freaking out about something he refused to explain to Adam, and Adam had to tug him over to the couch to lay on top of him like his own personal weighted blanket. Lucifer melted where he was pinned under Adam. They stayed like that until Michael came back, far better equipped to help Lucifer than Adam was.
After that, he began to fit into their lives in places Adam hadnāt known were empty. Lucifer cuddled between them in bed and eating dinner at their table and sleeping in their bed. Michael takes brotherly love to a whole other level, and Lucifer soaks it up like heās starved for it. Adam can't help falling in love with him, too. Especially as Lucifer begins to relax a little more, trust that he and Michael aren't about to throw him out. He learns to cook, he builds himself a garden, and he pouts for attention when he feels he hasn't gotten enough for the day.
And then, Michael is pregnant.
There really is no other outcome for him and Adam never using protection. Adam had assumed that Michael, being an archangel and powerful enough that he dragged them both out of the deepest part of Hell by pure stubbornness, was able to keep himself from being knocked up. Adam was wrong. Heās not that upset about it. Having a kid is terrifying, having one with Michael even more so, but at the same time, he thinks about their little terror running underfoot one day and finds himself smiling without meaning to. (He even thinks about their kid growing up with Lucifer still around, andā¦ he likes it. This is their home, this is their life, and Lucifer is going to be a part of all of it.)
Michael's belly grows, the curve of it undeniably pushing on every shirt he wears. Adamās a little obsessed. Michael will let him put his hands over the bump while he tells him whatās going on underneath. Itās too early to feel any kicking, but Adam canāt seem to pull himself away. Thatās Michaelās baby. Thatās his baby.
As his computer tabs fill up with searches about baby food and cribs, he begins to notice Lucifer watching them. He hovers in the doorway while Michael and Adam are debating which color to paint the new nursery. (Michael says it should be dark since the point of the room is to put the baby to sleep; Adam says it should be something brighter because they've had seen dark places in their lives.) He doesn't say a word when he sees Adam babyproofing the house (something Michael has told him again and again isn't necessary, as though an unprotected electric socket or a stray bottle of detergent could actually harm their child, but it's about the principle of the thing) but he does follow him from room to room. He pretends to be doing something else whenever Adam glances over at him, but he's not being particularly subtle. It's the first time Adam starts to have doubts about him being around their kid. They'll be half Michael's, half angel, but that other half of them will still be human. Adam's pretty sure that Lucifer's opinions on humanity haven't shifted much since the Apocalypse. (If anything, they've soured more since he's seen what humans have done to the world he loves. It's a touchy subject, and therefore, banned from the dinner table.)
It hurts more than Adam expected it would to think that Lucifer won't love their child as much as he and Michael will.
The morning after those thoughts begin to stew in his head is a pretty one. Almost clear skies with wisps of cloud that let the sun stream down through their windows. By the time Adam is awake, his bed has long been abandoned by his archangels. (The night before, Lucifer had still come to sleep with them, but for the first time, he'd slept with his back to both of them. Michael had noticed, but he hadn't said anything, only fallen asleep with his frown pulled tight.) Adam drags himself reluctantly from his bed to the kitchen. He can't hear coffee brewing, but Michael hasn't been able to stand the smell for the past week and Adam will do anything to make him more comfortable, even if his caffeine-addicted brain hates his guts for it. At least Michael's there for him to wrap himself around, face buried in the crook of his neck where he's warm and soft. Adam's hands sneak around his middle to caress his belly.
"Good morning," Michael says. Adam grunts an interim response while he wakes up enough to make words. Being near Michael is helping. He smells nice.
"Morning," Adam finally manages, and he lets Michael turn around in his arms so that he can kneel down and press a kiss to his baby bump. "Good morning to you, too."
"You know that they can't hear you yet, right?" Michael asks, spoiling Adam's fun. Adam ignores him.
"You be good to your dad today, huh? He's grumpy enough already." Michael huffs, and Adam smiles up at him. He rises to kiss Michael, wiping away any hint of annoyance. Adam rests his forehead against Michael's when the kiss breaks. He misses having Michael possess him, but Michael needs to keep their baby safe and the idea of being pregnant himself makes Adam extremely dysphoric. It's different when it's Michael, even in a body that mirrors his own. Michael is so happy with parts of Adam that used to make him feel sick that he sees them in a new light, and even his own memories of living in a body closer to how Michael keeps it are no longer as painful. Besides, and Adam can admit this without any shame, Michael looks hot carrying his kid.
It's Michael who tilts his head away from Adam to look behind him. Adam follows his gaze, glancing back over his shoulder as Michael asks, "Lucifer?"
Lucifer winces when Michael says his name. He looks immediately like he wants to be anywhere but there, watching the two of them talk about their child. He turns his gaze down to the floor and refuses to look up again.
"This isn't going to work," Adam says. "You can't stalk us around the house like this. What's so wrong about Michael having a kid that you can't even look at him?" Michael makes a noise, quiet and hurt, and Adam realizes he hadn't even put the pieces together about why Lucifer was acting weird. He hates that he had to be the one to bring it to light, but if they don't take care of it now, he can see it snowballing into a serious disaster. They've built something together, and Adam isn't about to give it up.
"I never said anything about that," Lucifer answers. He speaks very softly. Adam's never heard him raise his voice in the entire time he's been living with them. (He'd been expecting it. Arguments between him and Michael, day in and day out, only slightly better than the Cage because the insults wouldn't echo for a hundred years afterwards and cut just as deep. Instead, even as he feels more safe around them, Lucifer is still quiet. It's like something out there had fun breaking him, and no one had bothered to pick up the pieces before Michael brought him home.)
"Then stop acting"āAdam gestures at him, frustratedā"like that. Like the whole world is going to end because of a baby." Lucifer still won't look at them.
"Is that what this is about?" Michael asks. "Lucifer, our child-"
"Your child," Lucifer corrects. "Adam didn't give them to me. He gave them to you." Adam blinks. Finally, Lucifer glances up at them.
What's on Lucifer's face isn't disgust. It's longing.
"Are you jealous?" Adam asks in disbelief.
"Is that so hard to believe?" Lucifer's voice hardens for the first time Adam's heard in a long time. He turns his accusations onto Michael, ignoring Adam's surprise. "You knew we could create life? That I could-" There's a choke that cuts off his words, and silence, and quietly again, "You knew it would come out wrong if I did it, didn't you? That's why you weren't going to tell me." Lucifer was terrifying, once. Adam's sure he could be again, if he wanted to. He stands at the threshold of the kitchen, shoulders slumped, and looks as though he's been kicked until he won't get up again. "It would be like me." The resignation in his voice is so heavy, even Adam feels weighed down by it.
"Wait," he says, buying himself time to process all of that, "wait, you- You're mad at Michael because he's having a baby and you aren't?"
Adam's life was supposed to have reached the point at which it couldn't get more surreal a few years ago.
Lucifer doesnāt answer him.Ā
They have a big nursery. Room enough to fit two cribs, side to side.Ā
Adam takes a step away from Michael. He feels Michaelās fingers trail down his arm as he moves, but heās not going anywhere. Only far enough to hold Luciferās hand and draw him further into the room. He shouldnāt be standing on the sidelines anymore. He belongs here.
āIf you want a baby that bad, you could just ask,ā he says.
āMichael already-ā
āWe can have more than one baby,ā Adam explains, purposefully slow so that Lucifer will get annoyed with him and pull his energy away from being upset. It works.
āI didnāt tell you because I had no idea you wanted it,ā Michael cuts in. āBrother, any child of yours would be a blessing, not a curse.ā Michael lifts a hand to cup Luciferās cheek as Adam squeezes his hand. He can hear the words unspoken, and neither are you, and hopes Lucifer can, too. Though, if he still canāt, if he doesnāt believe Michael, then they have plenty of time to prove it to him. Starting with this.
āThen, youāll let me have a baby?ā Hope is such a rare thing to hear in Luciferās voice. Adam grins.
āOnly if youāre okay with changing diapers.ā Lucifer does make a face at that, but it melts away as he realizes he can get exactly what he wants. He squeezes Adamās hand back.Ā
He waits a moment, and then says, āHas it happened yet?ā
Adam and Michael stare at him. Lucifer stares back, unbothered.Ā
āWe havenātā¦ā Adam trails off. It occurs to him that heās never had sex with Lucifer, and Michael has never mentioned having sex with Lucifer, and between the Cage and the Apocalypse, Adam doubts he had time to get down and dirty with the demons or humans he equally despised. Which means that Adam has to ask a very important question. āYou do know how babies are made, right?ā
āHuman ones. Iām not human.ā Adam looks at Michael.Ā
āWeāre in human vessels,ā Michael says.
It takes Lucifer a minute of frowning to figure out what they mean. When heās done, Adam swears he can see his cheeks flush.Ā
āI havenāt done that before,ā he admits.Ā
The devil is a virgin. Heās asking Adam to deflower and knock him up all at once. Itās a lot for Adam to handle. His dick happily disagrees. This is exactly what it wants to handle.
Thereās only one way to take care of him. Adam grips Luciferās hand in one of his and takes Michaelās with the other, and he leads both of them to their bedroom to finally make better use of their king-sized mattress.
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By the time Luciferās baby bump is showing, Michaelās has grown huge, and Adam is in (exhausting) Heaven.
Their bedroom has become a nest where he swears more pillows are added every day. Being pregnant drains a lot of Lucifer and Michaelās energy, which they arenāt used to at all, leading to situations where they tire themselves out using more grace than they should and Adam has to haul them to bed or the couch to lay down for a minute. Michael gets cravings for foods that have gone extinct, and because of that, Luciferās garden is now crowded with several impossible plants bearing fruits that havenāt grown on Earth in hundreds of years. Adam keeps seeing toys at the store and buying them, even though itāll still be a few months before the babies are born and longer before theyāll be able to appreciate stuffed animals.
Here, in their secret corner of the world, the future is starting to look a lot brighter.
(Adamās not fooling himself, though. He knows this wonāt be easy. Heās heard Michael and Lucifer whispering to each other about how much harder itāll get to hide their children once theyāre older. Adam hasnāt even met either of them yet, but heāll fight off the whole world, Heaven and Hell included, if he has to to protect them. Though, maybe heād be better suited to holding the babies while Michael and Lucifer take care of all that that.)
Heās rubbing lotion into Luciferās skin, the kind that brags it can ease stretchmarks, which Lucifer doesnāt really understand (He loves the few that he has. Adamās seen him admiring them, pleased by the changes in his vessel.) but lets Adam do anyway because he loves being pampered. Heās almost purring under Adamās touch, leaning back against his Michaelās side with his eyes shut.
Michael looks tired. Heās more prone to overextending himself than Lucifer is. Months of a baby nephil draining his grace havenāt taught him to take better care of himself, but thatās why Adamās here. He can give Michael a massage once heās done with Lucifer.
āWeāll raise them as brothers, right?ā Lucifer asks. Adam drops a kiss to his navel. Michaelās belly button popped out a week ago, yet another difference between Adamās body and the one Michael inhabits that was based off of his. Michael doesnāt answer long enough for Lucifer to open his eyes and glance up at him. Michael smiles.Ā
āBrother and sister, actually,ā he corrects. Adam looks up from kissing Luciferās belly. Lucifer blinks, and then he looks even more excited than he did before.
āYouāre having a girl?ā Adam asks. Michael nods. Adam feels his chest pull tight. They havenāt even discussed names yet, but heās been thinking, of course heās been thinking, and Kate would be a lovely name for a baby girl, and- He takes a deep breath to calm his racing thoughts. āThatās amazing,ā he says. They have all the time in the world to sort that out.Ā
āI love her,ā Lucifer says. āI love both of them. Theyāre ours, Michael, we made them.ā Luciferās voice gets soft, almost giddy, whenever he brings that up. It means the world to him that he can create this new life, that it will be beautiful and all theirs to take care of.
āWhat, not mine too?ā Adam teases, though he knows Lucifer doesnāt mean it like that. Humans make babies all the time. Angels? Not so much. Still, Lucifer turns to look at him, still grinning.Ā
āAnd yours,ā he agrees. "These ones and the next few-ā
āNext few?ā Thatās the first Adamās hearing of that.
āWe canāt just have two. Theyāll get lonely. We need at least four.ā That tugs on Adamās heartstrings a little, but not enough for him to agree to that just yet.Ā
āLetās see how well we handle having these two first. Then weāll see about having more.ā Lucifer huffs, but he doesnāt argue. His hand splays over his belly. Adam covers it.Ā
āHow hard could it be to raise two children?ā Michael asks, with the doubt of someone who was left in charge of hundreds of little angels and thinks that any of those skills he acquired leading Heaven are going to translate neatly over to snacktime and putting them down for naps.
āWeāll see how you still feel once sheās able to cry,ā Adam says. Michael does not seem convinced this is going to be a challenge. Heās going to eat those words, Adamās sure, but theyāll get through it together. āHey, how do your ankles feel?ā Michael tips his head down, realizes he canāt see them past his belly, and props them up on the coffee table. Adam clicks his tongue. āI told you to stay off youāre feet or theyāll swell up worse.āĀ
āIām not going to sit here and make you take care of everything,ā Michael says as Adam slides off the couch and onto his knees, bringing Michaelās foot into his lap. He gently massages the swollen area.
āWhy not? I would,ā Lucifer says, sleepily. Michael sighs, but it rolls into one of relief as Adam rubs his foot.
Adam smiles to himself. Theyāre going to handle this just fine together.
#fic: midafer#fic: spn#fanfiction#prompt fic#fic: michael spn#fic: adam milligan#fic: lucifer spn#this fic. this fic. it had like five false starts do you know that?#one was an outside pov of tfw walking in on adam with his pregnant angel house spouses and the chaos that would come from that#and then two of them started with lucifer being pregnant first#and even this version i ended up cutting the smut scene from because uh. well a) i am still sick and writing this much was surprisingly har#(hate that hate that hate that i want my normal writing energy back)#and b) i felt it worked better like this. the focus more on them being pregnant than on the making the baby part.#i mean unless there's a ton of interest in seeing them make that baby if u know what i mean askjdalksjd#anyway! i hope this came out good and you like it!#(im gonna upload this to ao3 too as soon as i come up with a title. and tags.)#also i sprinkled in trans!adam. <3 pros of giving me promtps is sometimes i will just make the characters trans.#fic: pregnant!michael#fic: pregnant!lucifer#fic: angelcest
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Ok but like itās a terrible life is not evidence ofā¦ literally anything. If the angels wanted an actual test of whether or not sam and Dean could like a normal life, they sure as FUCK wouldnāt leave Sam with memory dreams and they wouldnāt drop them in a haunted building
#Iām so sorry but itās also not proof that Sam likes hunting bc !!! He was in the shittiest possible iteration of a normal life !!!#even Dean smith commented on it!!!#and he was having /memory dreams/#lea speaks#idk itās always bothered me about this episode#that itās Not a good test#and I love it!! Bc thereās no fucking way the angels would give that a fair shake#but yeah idk seeing it used as proof of Sam not hating hunting makes me also go āuh no????ā#I donāt think that Sam hates hunting but I also donāt think he likes it#I think for 90% of the series he thinks itās all heās got#bc at the end of the day he knows heās a freak#and he drowned his life in revenge in the early seasons#I think itās just.. his life at this point#and that is that#i am so sorry to vague like this I do not want this to come across as mean spirited#I just didnāt want to add tags to someone elseās post bc like itās all subjective anyways#Spn
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