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aikainkauna · 2 months ago

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Tumblr, I am disappoint. A couple of years ago a sizeable chunk of you history nerds were nuts for The Longest Day in Chang'an and now, when I finally managed to finish it (it was AWESOME; one of the best shows I've ever seen, full stop) I come online and find

A) WHY DID NOBODY WARN ME ABOUT GENERAL GAN SHOUCHENG and

B) WHERE IS ALL THE THIRSTY GENERAL GAN CONTENT?! Now, I know that cdrama fandom is pretty chaste and that in much of Asia, perving is something you keep private and I can respect that. Ok. Cultural differences, I'm cool with that. I'll keep the lewdz to my Pillowfort.

But still! Look at him! A hot baddie with stupendous amounts of guyliner and a carefully coiffed Beard of Evil, he gets a scene like this, and there's no chaste and ladylike swooning or oohing or aahing, even?!?!

#grouse has a side crush #only about 10% of what i feel for connie bc it's a human and not a god i'm crushing on here #but it's still pretty ooooh #it's like someone put fadl and lau in a blender #and served me with kinda the same level of angry horn i have for baz #that kind of situation #i'm not even tagging this appropriately bc i fear i'll get yelled at by someone bc this is tumblr #and i'm keeping the pervy tags to pillowfort #but #uh #hi #i need help #so tell me if there's content #i'm fine with even gen fic if there's fic #the actor keeps changing his name too so this isn't making things any easier #i know he got into trouble some 10+ years ago or whatever but i understand dude reformed and made a comeback #but when china cancels you they want you to stay cancelled #which hardly motivates anyone to reform now does it?#so idk if this guy's even working anymore #also tan qi is so badass i can't even ship her with him #i mean normally i'm all about throwing a goodie to be glomped by the baddie and making them enjoy it despite themselves #but it's be too ooc for her #having said that if it exists in well-written form i may consider reading it #otherwise i want him back in s2 thanks #just so tan qi can rip his eyes out #as nice as his eyes look with all that guyliner #oh god i need to come up with a lady oc to pair him with bc he's too hot to leave without #so maybe lin jiu lang has a hot bored wife and she sees the handsome general pacing the courtyard #like an angry tiger ready to pounce #the longest day in chang'an

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