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moomeecore · 8 months

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saw something abt fionna and cake season 2 months ago and didn't look into it until now bc despite my love for these characters i litterally couldn't care less after that ending but yeah its true there's gonna be a season two. so can someone tell me what the fuck they are even going to do if not retract the last 2 episodes and give me an ending that dosent suck. seriously the way i was watching every episode multiple times after they came out and enjoying the show so thoroughly and then the last two episode came out. i watched them a second time specifically in hopes they would be better the second time around. they where worse. haevent touched any episodes of f&c OR the original adventure time since. cannot emphasize ebough how much that ending just dissipated so much of my love and joy around adventure time so fast.anyway seriously. what are they going to do in season 2?the ending was so rushed and part of the reason was that they Only Had So Many Episodes so it feels kinda insulting for them to be like "OK have more episodes now" after they put out the most rushed and incoherent ending possible

#WHAT could they possibly give us at this point #NOTHING thats what #at least not for simon and betty :(#i would be very interested in seeing either or both of them Cope With Breaking Up but that breakup was so stupidly written that like.#i mean. man #i dont trust the writers w either of those characters ESP betty anymore #which is wild bc they where doing FINE till episode 9 and suddenly it felt like they entirley switched writing teams or smthn

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butchfalin · 10 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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scrimmiestbingus · 2 months

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I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

#I will write an entite essay on what this man means to me I stg #bg3 #astarion #bg3 astarion

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mejkosmos · 17 days

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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

#I DETEST THEM #AAAAAA #please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this #alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN #idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this #gravity falls #billford #the book of bill #bill cipher #stanford pines #uncontrollable sobs #this is my magnum opus #i am so normal about them #toxic old man yaoi hits hard #“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison

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la-lune-chante · 1 month

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fellas is it gay for your fight scene to be a metaphor for sex

#they’re 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 your honor #old man yaoi #doomed yaoi #toxic yaoi #all the yaoi shoved into two straight white men in spandex beating the shit out of each other #BY WHICH I MEAN RYAN AND HUGH #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 3 #deadpool fanart #gay gay homosexual gay

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astrallar · 1 year

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This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

#Halsin #BG3 #baldurs gate 3 #Look I cannot put into words how much Halsin means to me #I do not have the vocabulary #But he is so gentle #and he is so powerful #like I knew I was done but the MINUTE I heard he loves ducks I was sent into oblivion #my art #I will love this man until the sun dies out

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prodigal-sunlight · 5 months

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I know the popular theory is that Caine’s line about struggling to keep track of who’s real and who’s an NPC is foreshadowing that one of the cast is secretly an NPC

But consider the alternative

#i hearby deem this #the pomni explodes au #idk man the idea just came to me and i thought it was funny #rip pomni you would have loved being not dead #the digital circus #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #tadc gummigoo #gummigoo #pomni #tadc spoilers #i mean. not EXACTLY but just in case

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krysmcscience · 15 days

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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c-tepx · 5 months

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soooo to laios chilchuck is roughly the size of his dogs. huh. i am so normal about this.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #dunmeshi laios #chilaios #dunmeshi chilchuck #laios x chilchuck #giving the new meaning to the size difference trope #like. damn.#if divorced middle aged man why so baby shaped #little meow meow and I do mean little

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radioactive-boba · 2 months

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Behold!!! He is here!!!! I further fucked up my sleep schedule to get photos in natural lighting to show all the pretty details. Im so happy its done, i love him sm!!!! He sucked the soul straight out of my mortal body!!!!!!

#idek how many hrs i sunk into this man but its over 20 #i stopped counting after that #to paint the spiral. you have to BECOME the spiral. and that means going fuckign insane uwu #michael tma #tma michael #michael distortion #tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives #the distortion #my art #my stuff #fanart

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meraarts · 5 months

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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.

#for me I’m rereading Frankenstein #it’s such a good book man #I mean everyone knows that it’s literally one of the most influential books ever but #it’s so good #tag game #mera speaks

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franeridart · 9 months

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more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ??#i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho……………..#what was that man even thinking………………….

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doctorsiren · 9 days

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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #journal 3 #stanford pines #bill cipher #jheselbraum the unswerving #gravity falls fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY #I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time #and then in the 3rd journal #it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm #so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha #I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks #I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop #😭 the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH #he can do whatever he wants ig

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

#wade you clearly wouldn't turn down fucking him if the offer ever came up #you're just as down horrendous as these tva agents #who btw must enjoy their employment extra much from that point on #nonchalant motherfucker who openly ogled Logan's abs not five minutes ago #wade honey it's ok flirt with that old man #do it for the nation #do it for the audience #gif credits to owner #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #wolverine #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #AND LOGAN DOESN'T EVEN REACT TO THE INSULT #domesticated cat no longer blinks when insulted #did they reach that much of an understanding with each other that logan knows wade doesn't mean it #either that or logan genuinely does not give a fuck what wade thinks of his body #either or lol #“Alright 🙄 put 😠 your 🫵greasy tits🫠 away 🤦you🫵 preening🦚 slut💅”#like he's so SICK of Logan's rizz #in a domesticated intimately gay “goddamnit I KNOW same babygirls but like can we fOCUS”#gif credits to landoslastnerve #landoslastnerve

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egophiliac · 8 days

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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)