#I do not have the vocabulary

[astrallar]

This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

[bogleech]

I still can't fathom what in the entire world I could have ever said or done to make that gerrysherry (also known as spot-the-antisemitism) person come after me, and try every possible way of reframing every anti-war feeling I have as somehow, secretly, anti-jewish. Unless they don't actually believe that, but they hope saying it enough will make people believe it?? I don't know them, never did anything to them, and yet this person has reportedly still spent weeks and weeks boosting the same thread over and over, in which they urge people to boycott my book - something I'm depending on to even be able to afford my home in the future - because they apparently insist I have only antisemitic reasons for wanting to support Palestinians. How would that even make sense?! Jewish people aren't doing anything to Palestinians, a government is. They failed to make any dent in my follower count which just keeps jumping up every day, and I'm technically making more income off my art than ever (even if it still only barely covers cost of living), but I can't get over the sheer principle of someone hoping they could spread misinfo like that with the hope of impacting my ability to live. I've never run into anything that personally vicious before, all over sentiments they just up and pretend I have? For what??

[magpie-trove]

Actually I don’t think you are actually fr an adult author if you can’t write something without a s*x scene in it

[akkivee]

still kinda not over ichiro taking a bite out of his hamburger in the leaders bonus hypster track and going 'it's so good!! it tastes really meaty!!' lmao

[amygdalae]

i encourage you to separate thinking of sex as too bottoms and switches and instead think of it like. you're a person having sex engaged in sex.

ok but the thing is I wasn't talking about topping and bottoming. I was specifically referring to the power dynamics of dominance and submission. And switch is when you like both. Because my partner and I were playfully engaging a bit with pain play and some power dynamics stuff because we'd both established to eachother that we're a bit kinky and were trying a few things out. Obviously i was a person having sex engaged in sex

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

One last devastating blow

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[cringefailvox]

okay sometimes i see people talking about alastor's vocabulary as if he's remarkably verbose or witty compared to the other characters but i have to confess. i really didn't register it as unusual because that is also just how i talk on a regular basis

[apotelesmaa]

I don’t think ppl give enough credit to rui for his dedication to fucking with people (outside of tsukasa of course) like. Knowing & acknowledging that nene wants nothing to do with him and Tsukasa on her first day of second year and deliberately following tsukasa to loudly ask if she’s getting along with people (just to be a jackass)? Implying his gift to akito will explode even though it won’t bc he wants to bug akito? Like I think rui at his core is full of love and a desire to make ppl smile but I also think he’s 200% committed to the bit first and foremost. If something will be funny he’s going to do it regardless of the consequences. Guy filled with zero social anxiety & a never ending desire to embarrass his friends.

[evilkaeya]

Chuuya thinks he's the king of cursing until he witnesses Kunikida utter sets of words directed at Dazai that should be banned in every country under the sun

[kari-go]

Juleka & Chloe's anytime the latter's parents are awful:

I really feel like Chloe would dye and/or cut her hair just to piss off Audrey (Juleka would be helping ofc, maybe it was even her idea hehe)

[aestophobia]

I'm so in love with my friends. Every little mannerism or personality trait. I don't know how every one of them isn't being bombarded with love confessions when they're all so perfect and beautiful and funny and kind and

[thepoisonroom]

Is the English teacher good? I believe in bja supremacy but the trailer made it look like very standard sitcom humor

it's honestly pretty solid! i would say it's more toned down than caleb gallo and they're doing something a bit closer to sitcom-brand pseudorealism but a lot of the signature stuff (odd/unnatural-sounding dialogue, the camera work during conversations, the visual gags, the casual absurdism, etc) is still there. i do think that it's not hitting the sort of pat heartwarming triumph beats that i would expect from a standard sitcom with the same premise, and there's a lot of interest in exploring sort of casual self-absorption which has always been an interesting aspect of the characters bja writes/plays. i think it's worth trying out an ep or two and they are only 20 minutes! and his take on what's funny about being gay in sort of a modern american context has always been a lot more interesting and resonant to me than 99% of other "gay comedy" writing

[blasphannie]

yeah, they don't have to get married. but excuse me if I think a gay couple getting married has a lot more value and meaning than a straight cis couple getting married. it is an act of pride and resistance, that was bravely fought for. correct me if I'm wrong but when dan came out to his family a relative told him that it was fine but it was a shame that he couldn't get married. what a huge fuck you it is to anyone that says that to a gay man to see them go there and GET FUCKING MARRIED!

[causenessus]

feeling like tumblr is a job BUT IN A GOOD WAY like i sign on after my actual job onto my work (tumblr haikyuu smau writer hobby) computer (my home computer on it's last dying breath) to answer emails (reblog all of my moot's wonderful works) and write up reports (my own chapters LMAO)

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #69

MC: Come on, Ominis. Talk to me, use your words.

Ominis: It's just so egregious.

MC:

MC: Smaller words.

[thatmintleaf]

Time to learn some sweet sweet vocabulary