#I do not have the vocabulary

[astrallar]

This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

One last devastating blow

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[akkivee]

still kinda not over ichiro taking a bite out of his hamburger in the leaders bonus hypster track and going 'it's so good!! it tastes really meaty!!' lmao

[amygdalae]

i encourage you to separate thinking of sex as too bottoms and switches and instead think of it like. you're a person having sex engaged in sex.

ok but the thing is I wasn't talking about topping and bottoming. I was specifically referring to the power dynamics of dominance and submission. And switch is when you like both. Because my partner and I were playfully engaging a bit with pain play and some power dynamics stuff because we'd both established to eachother that we're a bit kinky and were trying a few things out. Obviously i was a person having sex engaged in sex

[queerpyracy]

i'm posting directly from the devil's sacrament but transformers porn writers are braver than the marines we are working with the absolute worst set of fanon vocabulary here i have to confess

[gelatinous-globster]

HAPPY AROMANTIC SPECTRUM AWARENESS WEEK!!

I'm aroace, and I usually headcanon characters to be so too unless proven otherwise. I think it's fitting for Globby!

continued ramble under the cut!

To preface: I don't think Globby would think to ID with any labels unless someone sat him down and explained them all in detail. He just does his own thing <3

Globby already has a trend of committing to things based off of appearances/what he thinks he's "supposed" to do. He holds several misconceptions on what being a 'thief' realistically is, and a large motivator for his petty crimes is to "prove them wrong". He doesn't question Obake's motives because he's a supervillain now, and he's just doing what supervillains do. He throws himself wholeheartedly into roles by taking his flawed perceptions of those roles and running with them.

He already does this in other areas, and I think it tracks that he'd do the same for romantic attraction. He hits on a woman who obviously wants nothing to do with him in his debut in "Big Roommates 2". He rejects her later in "The Globby Within", and I've heard people say it's because he's already involved with Felony Carl at that point, but to be honest I don't think he truly liked her in the first place.

He's (in his mind) (and only his mind) a successful guy, and successful guys hit on women, so that's what he does! I don't think it ever clicks for him that these "successful guys" are not hitting on women just because it's in the job description.

Just how he finds out he doesn't actually want or like the core aspects of being a thief or a supervillain (harming others), and was really doing those things for other reasons (to feel special, to be good at something, to show off), he doesn't actually want or like other people in that way and is acting for other reasons (to fit a persona).

You could argue that he just doesn't like women. He and Felony Carl definitely have a gay thing going on. However, it resonates with me if he could never distinguish the difference between romantic and platonic attraction in the first place.

I already write Globby and Felony Carl more like a QPR than a strictly romantic relationship—regardless what you call it, they're very important to each other, and that's what matters!

Thank you for coming to my "Globby Is Aromantic" TED Talk.

[evilkaeya]

Chuuya thinks he's the king of cursing until he witnesses Kunikida utter sets of words directed at Dazai that should be banned in every country under the sun

[cringefailvox]

okay sometimes i see people talking about alastor's vocabulary as if he's remarkably verbose or witty compared to the other characters but i have to confess. i really didn't register it as unusual because that is also just how i talk on a regular basis

[tianhai03]

honey wake up it's time for ally's yearly oc drawing

[apotelesmaa]

I don’t think ppl give enough credit to rui for his dedication to fucking with people (outside of tsukasa of course) like. Knowing & acknowledging that nene wants nothing to do with him and Tsukasa on her first day of second year and deliberately following tsukasa to loudly ask if she’s getting along with people (just to be a jackass)? Implying his gift to akito will explode even though it won’t bc he wants to bug akito? Like I think rui at his core is full of love and a desire to make ppl smile but I also think he’s 200% committed to the bit first and foremost. If something will be funny he’s going to do it regardless of the consequences. Guy filled with zero social anxiety & a never ending desire to embarrass his friends.

[elialys]

So I had to write this big paper for school during the holidays, one I was told not to worry about if I failed because "a lot of people fail it on the first try and have to rewrite parts of it"

Weeeell, we got the results back today, and I passed ✨🥳

[ickeoresteia]

ouch sudden moment where i hate everything i’ve ever written actually. wow this is so bad. why do i even bother

[aestophobia]

I'm so in love with my friends. Every little mannerism or personality trait. I don't know how every one of them isn't being bombarded with love confessions when they're all so perfect and beautiful and funny and kind and

[kalied0skull]

someone tell me to stop using the terms "giggling" and "crazy right" because I'm becoming increasingly aware of how much i use them

[thepoisonroom]

Is the English teacher good? I believe in bja supremacy but the trailer made it look like very standard sitcom humor

it's honestly pretty solid! i would say it's more toned down than caleb gallo and they're doing something a bit closer to sitcom-brand pseudorealism but a lot of the signature stuff (odd/unnatural-sounding dialogue, the camera work during conversations, the visual gags, the casual absurdism, etc) is still there. i do think that it's not hitting the sort of pat heartwarming triumph beats that i would expect from a standard sitcom with the same premise, and there's a lot of interest in exploring sort of casual self-absorption which has always been an interesting aspect of the characters bja writes/plays. i think it's worth trying out an ep or two and they are only 20 minutes! and his take on what's funny about being gay in sort of a modern american context has always been a lot more interesting and resonant to me than 99% of other "gay comedy" writing

[bg3smash-or-pass]

In response to the recent (unpublished) anon I received:

(I won’t be answering the asks directly, to condense my response into one post)

Having now read Khalid’s Baldur’s Gate and Forgotten Realms wiki entries, I think it’s actually really neat that Khalid was deliberately given an explicit stutter and it isn’t just a shorthand to convey his timidness like I assumed it was, being a game from 1998.

But also.. Khalid is still anxious. That’s not just a “horrid ableist assumption,” that’s how his character is written. Many companions in Baldur’s Gate I are described as viewing him as “cowardly”. His whole character seems to be that classic idea of, yknow, bravery not being the absence of fear but doing everything heroic in spite of it.

I’m sorry you’ve seen enough bullshit ableism surrounding Khalid that your knee-jerk reaction to someone saying he sounds anxious is to feel that they are making fun of his disability and saying he’s cowardly and incompetent.

But coming into my ask box, insinuating I am making fun of his disability to make “myself feel superior”, asking if I ever get tired of “finding new lows to stoop to”, and demanding I take my post out of Khalid’s tag so you “don’t have to be forced to see how lowly I think of him” is just. Not it.