#i made this for my friends to see bc im losing my shit so please enjoy

[reel-fear]

Genuinely so curious who Mike thinks is gonna be buying The Cage or the new DCTL GN bc with the way he tweets as far as he's concerned, it's not gonna be:

The queer people he has actively admitted he will never show any representation of in the games.

2. The POC he has actively fought against representing in his franchise. [Who he also mocked for thinking they would be represented in his franchise]

3. The Bendy fandom which has always been concerned with topics of diversity esp in the sense of queer people since its creation. Who he has responded to really poorly esp in regards to the GN.

4. The fans who critique him. [He blocked me for doing so lol]

5. His fans in general who he tweets about like this currently. [He's being vague about why people were mad at him or sent him 'nasty messages' because if you actually looked into why you'd see he was in the wrong. Either way, a very hateful way to speak abt ur own fanbase.]

Reminder while Mike is trash talking his fans he has always treated them rather poorly. The fans who won the fanart contest for Chapter 5 never got their posters actually in game due to it being rushed. Not only was chapter 5 a big slap to the face story wise, but it was literally so rushed he couldn't be bothered to add in the art his fans gave him for his game FOR FREE. [Meatly blames this on a crazy timeline, reminder him and Mike are the literal ceos of this company. The proposal of future updates here is also pretty cruel considering Mike nowadays happily admits he corrupted Chapter 5's source code and therefore literally can't update it At All currently. Because he is a moron]

At least they got to be in Boris and the dark survival, and by that I mean that was the Only game they got to be in so far, isn't that just treating your fans like you love them? Shoving their hard work into a spin off game almost nobody has played or addresses much. [Hell, who knows if with the Lone Wolf rebrand they'll even stay there. In which case they'll be in None of the games, only in the credits of BATIM]

6. The Bendy fans who just generally disagree with him on stuff. Like the new ink demon design where there is literally a public poll showing people generally prefer the old one.

7. The Bendy fans who can see he is actively lying to them. To their fucking faces.

He says this has always been the case, but screenshots and links to tweets regarding the books being canon prove it was not. Does he really think bendy fans are stupid or something? [Unless he's admitting here he lied to Kress when he told her the books were canon which sounds worse!]

8. Anyone who doesn't like the idea of giving money to a guy who laid off tons of employees then afterwards thought it was a great idea to express his anti-union views! Also brag about how good of an employer he was, according to his employees, he was not!

So in summary; Mike is an awful person who has not learned anything from the awful things he did. I will not be purchasing The Cage because, combined with this and his absolute refusal to take any kind of critique or see any differing interpretation of his franchise, I have no reason to think my problems with the franchise will ever be addressed or fixed. I probably will pirate The Cage along with any future Bendy Products [Including the movie] and will do my best to avoid giving it any kind of monetary support. Unless this changes any time soon, I can't see myself making anymore positive Bendy posts soon.

Mike has just managed to make it so hard to speak positively or optimistically of this franchise when he's so willing to broadcast how little he cares about it or its fans. I'm at the point where I refuse to pull any of my punches with my problems with it. What's the point of trying to play nice with my critique when either way the people creating it don't care?

So with this post, I want to invite anyone who feels similarly about the franchise to tell me, make a post or send an ask talking about how all of this makes you feel. It may not change how things are, but genuinely seeing other people share my feelings of anger makes me feel better. It feels nice to see when other people share our same concerns and worries. I'd also love to know if anyone else thinks they'll be avoiding purchasing Bendy products over this.

I'm not forcing anyone to participate in it nor trying to say anyone who doesn't supports mike but genuinely maybe if we can collectively decide to boycott things like the movie, graphic novel and The Cage... It might at least make the bendy devs acknowledge how much they have destroyed their own fandom's faith and trust in them.

The way Mike tweets about his actions like he had no control over why people were mad at him at least proves to me he takes NONE of it back nor regrets it. If you didn't know about his actions and only went off his tweets, you would be led to believe Mike has been needlessly picked apart by fans over things he couldn't control [or in his own words, had his words twisted and taken out of context]. That is not how you speak about your actions if you have actually learned better from them.

anyway, that has been my bendy dev callout post. This is an open invitation to anyone feeling similarly upset about the way the franchise is going to talk about it. It's genuinely nice to see how people feel about this and the more we talk about the more it's likely the bendy devs are forced to address our concerns. I don't think they will but hey, that's why I'm not gonna support them with my money anymore nor am I gonna be nice to them in any content I make critiquing Bendy. I mean I'm also basically making this post just in case anyone asks me Why I feel this way towards to bendy devs/as a way to respond to anyone who thinks I am too harsh in my critique in the future.

As always, it seems the best part of Bendy isn't actually anything about canon but about what the fan's are creating with the ideas Bendy failed to do anything interesting with.

Also the books, the books slap.

[kasualkaymer]

[quantum1mmortality]

Wiggity wack yo(🍋Crewel x Fem! Reader x Sam🍋)

Real not click bait

OKAY AHHHHH so I was told by my boyfriend that tumblr is gonna think im a bot for a bit I can assure you I'm not so im offering this for peace

Okay uhm now back to the fic LOLO

♧CW!! Fem reader, fem pronouns, fem descriptions for body parts, sex with older sexy men yummy, READER IS NOT YUU!!!, reader is like staff or some shit idk make your own shit up i dont care, penis stuff, what stuff? Idk yet your guess is as good as mine, anal AND vagina sex, at the same time btw, threesome or however you spell it M/M/F, yeah you're getting them both at the same time crazy shit ik, I can take them both, what? In a fight? Who said anything about a fight? We get praised, bc my biggest kink is being loved, I love these two, im used to Ao3 im so sorry for how this is formatted, also I hella ship crewel x sam and they will be together in this fic dont you dare think they won't.

Okay so yeah the CW does have a lot of jokes in it but im nervous bc this is my first fic thats like this but it does have actual warnings btw so please read them

NOT PROOFREAD!!!

Okay now onto the fic. Enjoy, you horny goblin.

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♧It had been two months since you came to NRC for the first time.

Crowley hired you to be a counselor for the boys in the school. He decided that having a housewarden overbolt every so often wasn't worth the trouble and they needed a shoulder to cry on. And that just so happened to be you.

Crowley had made it apparent he wanted you, telling the agency you worked with that it had something to do with "women being better at comprehending emotion." You didn't mind, the pay was generous and the students were sweet enough to make you want to stay.

You already met most of the students by now, having all the housewardens in every other day just to express their family issues was something you had to deal with. Having the vice housewardens in afterwards wasn't very pleasurable either, but you had to make do. Sometimes Crowley would come in just to see how things were going, he'd say it was to "be generous", he brought you food Sometimes too.

You found yourself getting very close to the married couple of the school, Sam and Crewel. They were very sweet to you, complementing your style when you'd come in, hang out with you during break, Crewel would even bring you snacks from Sam's shop when he had the chance. You would hang out with them a lot, and though you didn't want to admit it, you did find both of them attractive, but you would never hurt their marriage.

Every once in a while, Crewel and Sam invited you over to their house. You'd have drinks, play games, get into really deep conversations about how Crowley sucked, the things friends do.

You didn't want to admit your feelings. You didn't want to admit how you'd slightly blushing when they were being nicer than usual. You didn't want to admit how your heart would beat out of its chest when Crewel would stand behind you, snaking his hands over yours to guide them to teach you how to make a margarita. You didn't want to admit how you'd get so excited when Sam would willingly buy your favorite snacks and have Crewel deliver them to you. It wasn't worth losing two amazing friends over two simple crushes.

You had just gotten done a long day of counseling all the first years, Ace and Deuce to get their counseling together. It was just as hectic as it sounded, taking up almost 4 hours of your time with other students coming and leaving when they realized how long the wait would be. You needed a way to relax and get your mind off this job. Luckily, Crewel came into your office at the end of the day and invited you over for drinks.

This was the perfect stress reliever, hanging out with your two amazing friends and having drinks sounded perfect after a long day. Crewel quickly noticed how tired you were, your disheveled appearance quaking from the little sleep you had. He decided to schedule the meet up for later in the day so you'd get some sleep beforehand. "We don't want you falling asleep on us, now do we?" Crewel gives you a small chuckle and a wink before bidding his goodbye and leaving.

Getting up from your chair with an exhausted sigh, you pack your notes into your bag and leave your office, locking the door behind you. Crowley said to always lock your office when you aren't there, something about the students being nosy and may snoop around. It didn't matter though, it was the end of the school day and the start of the weekend, who would spend their Friday snooping around in a counselors office?

Finally getting to the chamber room and walking through the mirror, you're at the part of campus where all the staff lives. Medium sized houses in a nice circle with Treins house being the biggest and in the middle. Unlocking your front door, you sigh and take off your jacket while laying your keys down on the table next to the door. Going upstairs and into your room, you take your bra and skirt off, climbing into bed after setting an alarm.

Crewel was nice enough to set the meet up back a few hours, scheduling it for 10. Giving you a nice 4 and a half hours to catch up on much needed sleep.

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After being asleep for around 4 hours, you awoke to your alarm going off. It was 9:25, giving you 30 minutes to get ready.

Getting out of bed you hop into the shower to get washed up. Using the lovely sugar scrubs you usually do and washing your (H/L) (H/C) hair with a wonderful smelling shampoo and conditioner. Getting out of the shower, blow drying your hair and figuring out what to wear.

You finally decided on a nice (F/C) dress, not too skin tight, but leaving enough to the imagination to make it desirable. Luckily it wasn't out of the ordinary for you to wear something like this, so they wouldn't think anything of it.

It was getting to the time of leaving, so you quickly pack your things and head out. Closing the door behind you, you walk across the empty street and make it to their door. Since they lived in the same house, you would often catch them walking out early in the morning. It was convenient to say the least.

Knocking three times before the door opens with enthusiasm, you're greeted with Crewels smiling face as he greets you. He holds the door open as you walk in, taking your bag and coat off and putting them on the hangers near the door. Sam greets you from the kitchen, beckoning you to come and see him.

When you do, he has a bunch of machinery on the counter. "Sam used to be a barista before he started working here. He stopped a long time ago, but his love for coffee didn't. We decided to invest in some machinery to indulge in his hobby. Expensive, but worth it to see him happy." Crewel says as he walks behind you and gives you a smile.

"I've always loved working with coffee, the pure smell alone is enough to drive a man, me, wild. Come here, I'll show you have to work an expresso machine!" Sam says with a huge smile on his face. Something tells you alcohol isn't being involved tonight, perhaps its for the better.

Walking over to Sam he steps behind you and guides your hands to the different cups and powders to make a shot of expresso. Did Crewel and Sam always have similar ways of teaching? They aren't like this to the other staff..

After making the expresso, Sam grabs some coffee he brewed earlier. Pouring it into a mug and the expresso on top, he starts the foam art. Watching him pour the foam in different directions was almost mesmerizing, and soon enough, you had a little foam kitty! How cute!

Sam had finished his and Crewels coffee and you sat down at the coffee table with them. They were silent, more than usual. Their eyes would dart across the room, occasionally landing on you but quickly shifting focus. It seemed as though they wanted to say something, but couldn't figure out how to put it.

"Is something wrong? You guys are awfully silent tonight, I hope I didn't upset you in anyway-" you trailed off, trying to figure out what was going on.

"No, no! Its not you at all!" They both practically shouted while jumping from their chairs, spilling some coffee in the process. Grabbing some tissues and sitting down, they clean themselves up.

"Look, we've been meaning to ask you something- its just- we don't know how to exactly ask about it." Sam says, Crewel still trying to dab some coffee off of the vest hes wearing.

"We think that, maybe, we can open our marriage, but, just to you. We want to try things with you, see what we like, experiment a little." Crewel adds with flushed cheeks. He must be pretty nervous about this.

Sam takes a nervous sip of his coffee before continuing on what Crewel had just stated. "We trust you. We think that you're the only person that could be fit for this, and we're willing to help you explore that side of you. The 'nastier' side, so I've heard the kids say."

Well that was a lot to take in, a bit too much actually. You had felt your entire face heat up as you realized what they meant. A sort of rush of adrenaline creep in. Was this actually happening? You've wanted it bad since you first met them, but you never thought it would actually happen.

Sam and Crewel looked at you as you completely space out. You could feel the tension in the air, their stares getting impatient as their cheeks formed new colors you'd never seen on them.

"We completely understand if you don't want to do this, we won't force you into anyth-" Crewel chimed in after deciding the silence was too much, but was then swiftly cut off.

"I'll do it. I mean- I want to, that is. I've been wanting to, I just didn't want to make you guys uncomfortable. I mean, you're always so sweet to me, I thought we just had something platonic going on, but I had no clue you guys felt the same." You say while practically being out of breath. Pressing your thighs together as an instinct, Crewel quickly switches his gaze to a lovely house plant as his cheeks heat up more.

"Are you sure you want to do this? We'd never force you into anything, but we do want your full consent." Sam practically sighs out. Crewel is still red, but now is occasionally sparing glances at you.

"Yes, im sure. You may do whatever you please." Chuckling, you say with a smile directed to them. Sam gives you a soft smile while Crewel stands up from his chair.

"I'll get everything situated. Sam, if you want to take her into the bedroom and get her situated, that would be appreciated, I'll be in as soon as I'm done getting everything ready." Crewel says while walking out of the room, giving you both a wink on the way out.

"Alrighty then! Let's get you ready!" Sam yells while taking your hand and leading you to the bedroom. When you walk in, you take in the beautiful scenery. Large king sized bed, beautiful red curtains, their bedroom is huge! "Dont be intimidated, Crowley decided to give us extra space. He says we're his 'little gay friends.' We're not even completely gay! Wiggity wack, yo!"

You were so grateful that Sam knew how to break the silence and make you comfortable you didn't even notice he had left your side to go to one of their personal cabinets. "We had been planning this for awhile, we just didn't want to scare you away is all. Crewel and I had picked up a few sets of lingerie for you. You can try them on while we wait for him to get back! No pressure of course. I just figured you may not have expected something like this to happen and you wanted to change into something more... fitting... for the occasion."

Then, it hit you. You were wearing such normal panties, it hurt! Shame on you, shame on you!

Going to the cabinet, you skimmed through the sets of lingerie. None really caught your eye, until you landed on a lacy white two peice with pearly accents. Sexy, baby!

"Oh, you like that one? Thats Crewels favorite. Hes gonna go batshit crazy if he sees you in that! Personally I dont give a shit what you're wearing, you'll be naked and in my arms by the end of the night so it doesn't matter." He says with a smug look on his face. Was that... a threat? Why was it sexy for him to say if it was? He was leaning with his arms crossed on the cabinet, looking for any sign that you were uncomfortable. They really were putting your needs above theirs.

"Go! Try it on! I wanna see Crewels face when he comes back!" He lightly shooshes you away with a hearty laugh that made your cheeks red. After showing you to the bathroom, he leaves you to the privacy of the semi cold, hard floor room. Getting changed, you heard the door open and Crewel walk in. Sam and him were talking about something you just couldn't hear what. Putting the panties to the lingerie set on, you had realized they untied at the sides. How convenient! Stepping outside, you felt their eyes practically rip you apart.

"Hot diggity dog! I'm so sorry, that sounded so weird oh my god." Sam slaps his face before cupping his eyes in embarrassment. Crewel sent him a death glare before looking back at you with wide eyes and completely red cheeks.

"Uhm.. we should uh.. go over safety precautions. Our safeword is going to be, 'blue', understood?" Crewels voice was shaky and he was clearly avoiding your gaze, but he did sound serious. Shaking your head yes, he continues. "Alright. Remember, any time you get uncomfortable, or you want to stop, or anything, just say the safeword and we'll stop immediately. As for everything else, I got some things for us. Just to make everything a smoother process is all. Lube, vibrators, simply just things to have your body relax. As for protection, both Sam and I can't have kids. In our defense we didn't think something like this would happen."

"In short, you're gonna be fine. We'll make sure you're treated nice and good, don't worry. Crewel and I are, as the kids would say, 'freaks in the sheets', but we'll wait until later dates to actually try those things with you. If you're comfortable, that is." Sam smiles at you. It was comforting to see all the precautions they're taking.

"I'm okay with anything really, I mean, I dont have very much experience but im willing to try things out! It's just, im a bit nervous is all.." Sam looks at you as though he's seen something so otherworldly gorgeous he can't explain it, and he gently takes your hands.

"Hey, dont be scared, okay? We'll go as slow as you want, and if at anytime you want to stop we will. We just want you to have a good time." Sam winks as he gives your hands a gently squeeze of reassurance. Crewel was silently taking off his coat all the while looking at the way the lingerie was hugging your body. Blush was covering your cheeks as you take your hands out of sams grasp and cup them together in a nervous fashion.

"Thanks.. its just this outfit im wearing is starting to be a bit uncomfortable." You say while looking away from their prying eyes.

"Well let's take it off then." Crewel says with a grin on his face while making eye contact.

"Mhm. I agree. If its making you so uncomfortable we should take it off." Sam says while giving you his signature grin. He takes your hand and leads you to their shared bed, sitting you on his lap in the middle of the comfortable mattress. Crewel followed and crawled towards the two of you, while landing front of you and spreading your legs gently.

Sam slowly leans into the crook of your neck, "I'm gonna take these off, okay?" He whispers in your ear as he places the strings of your panties in his fingers. Nodding in agreement, he gives the shell of your ear a soft nip, earning a small yelp from you, making the men giggle.

He slowly takes his fingers and pulls on the drawstrings, Crewel in front of you, watching in anticipation. Shyness taking over, you instinctively shut your legs close when Sam begins to take the peice of loose fabric off.

Crewel places one hand on your inner thigh and pries them open, clicking his tongue while shaking his head in light hearted dissapointment. "Ah-ah, no hiding sweetheart, cmon, you'll be begging to be touched more by the end of the night, we have to start somewhere, dont we?" Crewels voice was laced with last, you had never heard him act like this before, but God you wanted more.

You you began to crawl up Sams lap in a stroke of nervousness, to which he only gave a soft smile at. "You'll be a good girl for Divus, wont you? You'll be so good for him, let him eat you out, right?" Sam says from behind you in a teasing tone, while Crewel waited patiently for your response. Nodding yes, Crewel dove between your legs like a starved man.

A loud moan escapes your lips from the sudden burst of pleasure, earning a chuckle from the man behind you. Placing both hands on Sam's thighs in an attempt to keep your balance, you only ended up digging your fingernails into his skin. Leaving harsh, painful nail marks on his legs, Sam groans at the sudden pain. He takes his hand, interlocking it in Crewels hair and pulling him forward so he can reach deeper parts of you. You moan loudly at Crewel being able to hit spots no one else could, and Sam takes his hand out of Crewels hair and places two fingers on your clit, making circular motions with light pressure.

With all the stimulation, it doesn't take long for you to cum, which you do with a loud moan. Crewel licks all of your juices up and swallow them in a single motion. "Delicious, as expected." He says as he softly caresses your cheek for comfort. Sam begins to rub slow circles into the flesh of your thigh, giving them light pinches every word often.

Crewel begins to unbuckle his belt with one hand, the other still stroking your cheek. "Are you alright with taking us both at the same time? Its alright if not, we can take turns if you'd like." Crewel makes eye contact with you as he asks, making you swallow hard in anxiety. As you begin to think, Sam lays his head in the crook of your neck in anticipation.

"I'm alright with taking you both at the same time, its just please be slow, im a little scared is all... this is my first time doing something like this..." you say as a small chuckle comes from them both. "Of course we'd be slow silly! You're our main priority, so we just want to make you comfortable." Sam says as he kisses your neck and slowly retreats from his resting place on your shoulder.

"I'd suggest you prepare her for... well, anal. You're alright with that, right?" Crewel asks with concern in his eyes. Now THIS was something you didn't expect tonight, but not unwelcome.

"I'm okay with it! But please, please be gentle, I've never done this before." You say as you look behind you at Sam. He gives you a smile before ruffling your hair. "I know I know, I'll be gentle I swear." He says as he begins to let his slender fingers roam to you ass. "Get ready, okay? This is gonna feel weird and possibly hurt for a minute, but it'll get better."

Taking a deep breath, you nod your head. Sam takes one finger and begins to slowly inch his way in, letting you stretch out. You slowly grown out at the alien feeling, gripping Sam's thighs harder than you were before.

He begins to curl his finger in you, slipping in another one as you start to loosen up more. Crewel could sense the way it hurt, he leaned down and started kissing and rubbing your thighs gently, hoping it would help you ease.

Sam could feel you loosen from this, to the point he was able to slip a third finger in, earning a moan from you. He began to curl his fingers upwards as he kissed and sucked on the sensitive skin of your neck. With the stimulation, you ended up cumming after a few minutes.

As Crewel lapped up your juices again, but gently this time as to not overstimulate you, Sam began to praise you more. "Look at you, doing so good for us, taking us so well. I cant wait to have you coming undone on us." Sam said as he placed a light kiss on your cheek.

Crewel took the rest of his clothes off, leaving him in just his boxers, letting you stare in awe at how well built he was. He took your hand and let you sit in his lap. "Just a second doll, Sam needs to undress himself." He says as he buries his face in the crook of your neck, placing sweet kisses on it. After a minute, Sam was done and was also in just his boxers, guiding you back onto his lap.

"Which hole ya wanna take? Rock paper scissors? No, thats too cliche.." Sam rambles on. "I'm fine with whatever, what do you want, y/n?" Crewel tags into the conversation as he scoots closer to the two of you, holding your waist in the process.

"I'm okay with the position we're in right now, with you being in the front, Sam in the back.. it seems fine like this." The men smile at how genuine you're being, voicing your concerns, ect. Its cute to them. They nod and hum in agreement as Crewel grabs a bottle of lube.

"I reckon I won't have to use this as much as you will, Sam. Take it slow, hurt her and I'll beat the shit out of you." Crewel says with a smile on his face, sort of whispering that last part.

"I am gentle! I'm always gentle, some would even call me a gentleman!" Sam says with a playful scowl, taking the bottle from him. You begin to giggle as you see Crewel slowly take off his boxers, reveling his already, very hard member.

"Sorry love, you looked too cute, couldn't help it, yknow?" He says, giving you a wink as his breath speeds up. You feel Sam shifting under you and you feel him take off his boxers, throwing them to the side.

Oh no, they're both huge! Crewels is long, around 7-8.5 with reasonable girth, while Sams is 6.5 and a lot thicker. How are you gonna take them both at once?

"I know what you're thinking, you'll be alright. We'll take it slow, build up speed with time." Sam says as he places a quick kiss on your temple. He squeezes the lube on his hand, rubbing it together to warm it up before putting it on his cock. Earning a hiss from him, he sighs and places both hands on your waist. Lifting your body up, both him and Crewel line themselves with your holes, and wait for your confirmation.

Placing both hands on Crewels shoulders, you nod your head before they begin to slowly sink themselves into you, stretching you out more in the process. Moans from all three of you fill the room as they lower you down more and more.

Once they are fully in, they both huddle close to your body, singing you praise after praise as they wait for you to let them move. After a few minutes pf being out of breath and simply just panting you give them the go ahead.

"You can move, I'm okay now." And with that, they pull their torsos away from you and place their hands on your waist. Starting at a slow pace for you to get used to it, they slowly and gradually add more speed as they both bounce you on their cocks.

Sam rests his head on your shoulder, panting in your ear as his grip on you tighten and his muscles tense. Crewel doing the same, but while bouncing you, he begins to thrust upwards when you come down to make a larger impact, earning a loud moan that makes you tense around them.

Ssm gets jealous of how Crewel seems to be fucking you better, so he starts to do the same, meeting his thrusts with your timing. You were all moaning messes and by the looks of it, none of you could last very long.

Sam grits his teeth as his hands make their way to your tits, softly squeezing and pinching them. Crewel let's his hands wander to your pussy, taking his thumb and rubbing circles on your clit. You dont last long after they begin to do this, and cum for the third time this night, riding out your high as Sam and Crewel chase theirs.

You can feel Sams breath speed up and grow more hoarse as his grip on your thighs and breast slightly tighten. "Shit shit shi-" a loud groan erupted from his chest as he spills his seed in you. Crewel falling seconds after, cumming in you as he thrusts upwards, keeping it in.

You all lay on the bed for a few seconds, basking in eachothers presence while catching your breath. Crewel slowly pulls out, earning a whince from you. He walks into the bathroom and comes back seconds later with a wash cloth.

"Cmon Sam, you gotta get out." Crewel says as he looks at him, with a whine Sam pulls out too, letting both their juices spill out of you. "Such a good girl for us, keeping all our cum in her. You did so well for us dear." Crewel says as he cleans you up. Lightly dabbing the cloth on your now sensitive areas, he softly chuckles at the way your body reacts.

Sam walks to the other side of the room, going into a small fridge and grabbing three waters and a few snacks. "I've got waters for all of us and some chocolates for the girl of the hour." He says with a wink. Crewel is done cleaning you and goes to throw the soiled towel in a wash basket as Sam opens your water and chocolates.

Replenishing your thirst and munching on the surprisingly delicious chocolates, Sam picks you up unexpectedly and moves you to the front of the bed. "What, you didn't think we were gonna kick you out after this, did you?" Crewel says chuckling as he comes back from being in the bathroom.

"Honestly, im not sure what to expect from you guys anymore." You say with a chuckle. Both men chuckle aswell as they make it into bed with you, sandwiching you between them. Shifting the pillows and blankets around until you're all comfortable, you lay in a comfortable silence.

As you all say your goodnights as the lights in the room turn off, you can't help but think of what situation you're in. Having two men who just fucked you into oblivion now cuddling you goodnight? You could get used to this.

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A/N: im lorde yaya im lorde yaya

[kookidough]

random rant about tbp tiktok cause i’m actually Sick of it at this point💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ these issues probably exist Outside of tiktok as well but i only ever see them on there so thats the platform i’m gna talk about

before you read i just wanna say warning for mentions of sa!!!!!

first of all i dont want to jump straight into the serious shit so the unoriginality is actually INSANE like ive been seeing the same jokes since 2022, can we Please get something funnier than “griffin does gymnastics / is a ceiling fan” 😭 the amount of times recently i’ll see a tbp tiktok and then get someone copying the idea and making the Same exact post like 3 scrolls later is insane like Pls can we be original Pls this movie is so sad i need something to laugh at

outside of being totally unoriginal some of the jokes tend to be Really Fucking Disgusting like straight up joking about assault, i shouldn’t even have to explain that thats not funny in the slightest?? this one person made a bunch of really gross ones and kept blocking people who called them out in the comment section, my friend had to dm them Several times and all they did was take down one post, the rest are still up with a ton of views :/ i know its like shock humour or dark humour or whatever but i dont see the ‘funny’ side of a grown man forcing himself onto a child and i think if youre laughing at that you should sit down and ask yourself why you think thats so funny.. people in the comments are always like “i shouldn’t laugh” so they Know its wrong as well which just ugh the whole thing just really gets on my nerves

another thing that gets on my nerves is the lack of media literacy and straight up spreading misinformation, maybe on the media literacy part i’m just a hater but i see so many questions being asked or theories being posed when all of the things mentioned were… literally answered in the movie?? “whats up with finney and gwen’s mother” it’s literally said in the movie that she has the same ability as gwen and she killed herself bc of it, next question, “why was max so interested in finding the missing boys” maybe because he was a coked up conspiracy theorist who saw a serious crime happening in his brother’s area so he decided to be a genuine concerned citizen who wanted these boys to be found💀 “why did the grabber kill max” because he had evidence of the highly awful crimes he’d been committing and was about to let his latest victim free?? the list goes on and on but those r the main ones i see all the time

as for the misinformation. Ough. it annoys me So much this is a hill i will die on😭 i dont know if its people’s half-baked theories or personal headcanons that just got way out of hand but i see so much stuff being spread that just Isnt true, it gets spread so far that when you google these things it appears as true when its not which is annoying !!! i actually was gonna make an entire rant about one theory in particular that pisses me off so bad but i can fit it in here alongside my list of “other theories presented as facts that i Absolutely Despise”

first theory, the one i was gonna make an entire post over, is the theory that vance is the grabber’s son. if i see one more tiktok of those two with that marina and the diamonds song im going to fucking lose it😭 i have no idea where people got this from but its so fucking popular that it comes up on google and i Hate it, i think it comes from the fact that in gwen’s dream sequence, which, might i add, WAS A DREAM, it looks like the police drop vance off outside the grabber’s house and he goes inside there, which… apparently automatically makes them related…?? it takes like one ounce of media literacy to realise that Obviously he’d be getting dropped off at his own house in real life, but as a ghost he’s centred on the place he died and is showing that house to gwen in her dreams, like how every other ghost shows that house to her. awful theory awful take i hate it, if its ur personal headcanon sorry but i do Not fw that

the other theories i have like. not much to say about other than the fact that they’re Not true, i see a lot of stuff about griffin for some reason? the number tends to change but a lot of ppl say “he was kept in the basement for 4 years” like . Huh. where is your proof???? i know the missing posters are insanely unreliable but if you literally read them griffin went missing on april 2nd and billy went missing on may 4th so highly likely griffin was only in the basement for like. a month at most, no idea where ppl are pulling 4 years out of💀 i also see people say griffin has broken legs or a broken back Just because of the first scene where we see him doing a backbend but . if that was the case then he wouldnt be able to stand with the other ghosts when they show gwen the house, i think the backbend was just the position he died in and thats why he first appeared that way to finney but Hey thats just my opinion! last two i have like no rants over but just. firstly people saying robin never made it to the basement for some reason but clearly he did otherwise his ghost would not be down there with the rest of them😭 secondly the theory that vance was kept there the longest “because he’s the most feminine” which. just makes absolutely zero sense to me whatsoever idk whos random headcanon got popularised but i dont like it

okay getting serious again, while this one does not make me angry its like. just really weird to me? i think its common knowledge at this point that both the book and the movie are inspired heavily by the john wayne gacy case, with the grabber literally being inspired by john wayne gacy himself (you Cannot argue with me on this one its literally confirmed and theres a boatload of evidence supporting it). i guess its natural to see people making comparisons between the movie and the case because of the inspiration but i’ve seen Several videos recently of people taking photos of jwg victims and putting them next to tbp characters and saying thats who theyre inspired by and i think thats . Really coming across as insensitive i cant lie😭 we know the grabber was inspired by jwg and its heavily thought that billy was inspired by johnny gosch but theres not much about the others and i think its just really distasteful to compare real life murder victims to fictional horror characters just to get views/likes on tiktok, it comes across as insanely disrespectful to me but idk i havent seen anyone else talking about it so i might just be being sensitive

last thing that really really bothers me is grabber simps. while i do see it on tiktok i see it on here, tumblr, most often and its… so odd to me…. like why are you thirsting over the paedophilic serial killer… so so strange to me… i want to see art and character analysis and silly little posts about all the characters but every time i open the tbp tag i’m jumpscared by someones weird ass grabber x reader oneshot and its SO GROSS get that shit away from me😭😭😭😭 also saw this one girl on tiktok one time whos literal entire account was dedicated to the grabber and she defended this by saying the sa in the movie was “just a theory” which is so victim blamey girl i do not trust you there is so much evidence for it in the movie, again w the media literacy point, just because something isnt directly shown to you doesnt mean it isnt shown in other subtler ways… anyway i get if people like the grabber as a villain but actually like. loving him and thirsting over him is weird as fuck to me

so um ya the fandom is a trainwreck can we go back to there being like 3 of us please and thank u. if you actually read all this then Wow thank you its literally just me being chronically online and ranting about stuff that doesn’t matter in the real world at all

[eddiediazismyhusband]

God I wish I could be positive like other anons that said that for them 7x04 is the biggest confirmation buddie is happening. Please ignore this if you don’t feel like consoling me about my pessimist rant. I was optimistic but 7x04 made me a pessimist.

I just keep thinking “if 7x04 was supposed to be about buddie why was not about buddie?

Let me explain: it was the perfect setup for starting buddie. You know how it’s a bait and switch. They could have just not switched. They could have had Eddie go to buck instead of Tmmy and have Eddie say “you’re irreplaceable” which would have been much more meaningful and then “you know I can have more than a friend, right?” And buck could have said “maybe i don’t wanna be your friend” and boom you have bisexual buck and can get rid of that old ugly man.

It was the perfect setup, you need to change literally ONE SCENE. I literally can’t find a reason why they didn’t do it. My BFF said “they couldn’t make them come out at the same time” but they wouldn’t have. Eddie could have rejected him and then spend s7 coming to terms with his feelings instead of the shit that happened. I don’t believe in the “it’s cuz it’s a slow burn” theory because 6 years is slow enough. I wanna be a truther so bad but ever since 7x04 I’ve been slowly losing hope.

I flip flop between being optimistic and pessimistic… to me i can see the vision of whst they were *trying* to do with 7x4 but with no chemistry and one of the actors being so inept at their job it just fell completely flat… it felt unearned in a way bc we have seen buck and eddie interracting for 6 years, and the entire episode was centered around buck pining for eddie’s attention (im sorry, there is not way any of what buck did in that episode was out of any interest in Timmy Turner) just to throw the curveball at the end. The point of a bait and switch is thay the switch has to be believable, and earned— but it wasn’t because you spent the entire episode talking about eddie. Why not have buck’s jealousy be solely “oh i hate Tylenol, he’s so ughh and i hate him and i can’t stand him” bc if it had been that i would be more inclined to believe that buck had some sort of unconscious interest in him.

but that’s not what they did, they made him go gaga over eddie the entire episode.

another thing they could have done to make the switch effective is actually given Tuberculosis a role within the episode other thsn to show up and kiss buck… like showcase him and buck interacting more… build sublte tension there that makes it believable that buck is attracted to him… don’t just shove him in a corner and leave him collecting dust (don’t get me wrong i am NOT campaigning for them giving that man more screentime in fact i want that man off my screen as soon as possible which should have been the end of 7x3)

so from a narrative standpoint… to have eddie so intrinsically linked to Buck’s emotional arc in 7x4, i can absolutely see the vision of trying to do the whole misplaced feelings thing… even if they didn’t stick the landing at all bc lfj’s face is so stiff from all the botox that he can’t emote to save his life.

to me where things start to fall apart is after 7x4…. they had the perfect opportunity for buck to have his arc in 7x5, “mess things up with Tiramisu” (even though i fully side with buck in everything that happened on that date, like bffr) and then end the episode with them deciding to no longer pursue a relationship because they want different things (buck wants a relationship but is still new to this, Tire-Iron is old af and just wants a boytoy) and have them part ways… but they decided to double down on the relationship, having Buck invite a man he has known for 5 minutes to his sister’s wedding and then proceeded to make the wedding about buck??? that’s where the writers truly lost me. especially after they spent the first part of that ep establishing that Tricycle is nothing but dismissive and condescending to Buck just to make the whole wedding scene about them??? there was no need for that cringe-ass kiss (even if it had been a buddie plot point that kiss would have made me cringe bc the way it was written was so fuckin corny and also we waited too damn long for the madney wedding for it to be about someone else).

then ofc there’s the medal ceremony where we once again see Tuberculosis being dismissive of buck, and then 7x10 where he steamrolls over buck trying to have a meaningful conversation for him to just make a fucking sex joke…..

like i keep flip flopping back and forth bc i KNOW that T-rex has no substance as a character and no personality whatsoever beyond kissing buck, but i don’t understand why they’ve kept him around this long? There were plenty of opportunities to end things between them… 7x10 had a golden opportunity to solidify buck prioritizing bobby/eddie over his relationship and having Trampoline get upset and move on?? 7x9 could have had Bobby tell buck that he didn’t think Tablecloth was a good partner for him, comparing her to Abby and Taylor.

He was nowhere to be SEEN in 7x7

There could have been a moment in 7x6 where Eddie and Buck had a heart to heart (not even to make buddie go canon in that ep, but for eddie to point out that Truckstop doesn’t seem all that interested in him— hell or even hav HEN do it??)

After the entirety of 7b my trust in Tim has dwindled down so severely that I genuinely am trying not to form any expectations from s8… like i am fully prepared to just be disappointed again.

That being said I do think there is still so much potential for them to fix the mess quickly if they actually put in the time and effort… my issue is that idk if I trust them to fix the mess or just make it worse.

Plus if the same thing happens with s8 as s7 where they get renewed early on, that runs the risk of Tim changing the story yet again and dragging out plot points that don’t need to be dragged out.

Like it has fully been 6 seasons. Booth and Brennan were together by then, there is no reason buddie needs another full season…. especially after they’ve given themselves yet another wide open road to give us eddie coming to terms with his feelings; whether they go down that route or try to rehash shannon again is yet to be seen…

i saw someone else on here say something (and i cannot for the life of me remember who said it so full credit to that person for this quote) but it was along the lines of (and this is SEVERELY paraphrased) “tim made the choice to kill of shannon. if you wanted her to still be around then you shouldn’t have killed her. you made the choice, so stick with it.” and i feel like that applies to a LOT of the character regression/retconning we saw in s7

so i’m still in that boat of until they actually make the show good again, I’m gonna sit and wait because it’s not worth getting my hopes up and stressed about something that may not even happen bc the writers love toying either our emotions more than they love telling the story the way they themse have set it up to be told.

(also this applies to the show as a whole, not just buddie, there were so many plotlines in s7 that just careened into the realm of melodramatic soap opera to me in a way that was so ooc for the show… what happened to the little procedural dramedy? why is the cartel here committing arson? why are there pirates attacking a cruise ship in an arc that lasts all of 5 minutes? i miss the s2/3/4 era so badly (yes, say what you will about s4 but i enjoyed that season) and i really thought we were going to be getting that back in s7 (and pirate plot aside, eps 1-3 showed promise, and tbh aside from the kiss at the end 7x6 is one of my favorite episodes of the show in general, but as far as the season as a whole it just fell so flat for me)

[unholyverse]

i want to know i want to know about it so bad tell me about it. please

ok a lot of people sent me the asks for it but i will answer yours because :3

sorry in advance for formatting i’m on my phone and tumblr never shows me the right image thumbnails

ok so sometimes i’ll subscribe to the slumber podcast patreon bc. honestly i think they’re more enjoyable together when they’re being boring and talking about mundane shit. but one of the times i wasn’t, i see this on the podcast twitter

and me <- fic writer with morbid interest wanted to see what the fuss was all about because:

travis is writing a fic about his very real and personal friends

travis is writing a fic about his very real and personal friends’ to the theming of the album (that’s supposed to be) about religious guilt and sexuality that as far as i know, said writer of said album has not discussed with him because of the nature of it

this was set in travis’ knockoff pokemon au he sells books of on amazon (i don’t think awsten has read any of his books including this one)

on top of that when i open the first chapter, he says he wants to post this to ao3 when it’s done. i want to punt him to a wall until he goes splat like a cartoon before he’s able to do that.

ok so this is where the terror starts for real. there’s only 5 chapters up so far but each chapter is supposed to correspond with a track on intellectual property (which is 11 tracks….)

so we start on chapter 1: ST*RFUCKER

in this chapter, awsten goes back home from his pop star life in whatever in universe equivalent to la travis has and back to the in universe equivalent to houston while he muses on a recent falling out with some oc travis also made up named ash.

oh did i mention im pretty sure travis made everyone gay in this. bc he did. travis made everyone gay in this.

and here’s when i start to see some of the notes other friends have made about travis’ writing from reading his other books. it’s almost like…too travis than anyone he’s trying to write lol. it feels like i’m just reading travis self projecting more than writing the thoughts of another character (who is. his irl friend)

so awsten gets reacquainted with his parents who are loving but just don’t Understand him and his big city habits and clothes now but it’s fine.

oh and travis made jawn and awsten have a past hookup in this. did i mention that bc he made that a thing.

the chapter ends with awsten not getting a text back from ash and getting pissed at it in his childhood bedroom.

and that brings us to chapter 2: real super dark

travis starts this with awsten having a post coital convo with ash and flashes forward to the present where ash won’t text him back.

as awsten is mourning this, he starts thinking about how at least he never wrote a song about him and travis makes awsten muse on the ciara situation but replaces her with a guy literally called NAMELESS.

normal things to write about your irl friend hahahahaha <- i’m starting to lose my mind but know this isn’t the worst of it.

after this is the part where travis texts awsten to come to a party at his place and it becomes very apparent how much travis has fucked with his own self characterization LOL.

here, travis characterizes himself as an avid drinker and party boy that awsten begged to go to the in universe equivalent of la with him, but travis stood his ground and stayed back home. in real life, i think travis is like a sentient piece of white bread and the general coolness of a high school anime club. also i feel like awsten ignores travis sometimes for his other friends. sorry travis.

when it hits me again that this is something i paid $5 for and this is a guy writing incredibly self indulgent and personal fic that is too self indulgent and personal to be a joke, i stop to ask a discord server of friends if this is insane (they agree it is) and continue on.

in the end, awsten flashes back to another post coital moment with ash before he’s supposed to leave and i have to read the implications of awsten banging the oc travis made up again.

that was kind of a nightmare just from the bare bones of it right? it gets worse. it gets so much worse.

here comes chapter 3: funeral gray (he spelled it like that bc fuck british spelling we’re in the us of a 🦅🦅🦅🦅)

so awsten is at travis’ place which is kind of a shithole and i assume travis starts projecting about his own neighborhood through fic!travis for like a paragraph.

the party sucks and awsten isn’t really around any of his friends so he goes to leave but notices some guy in a gray sweater outside doing the in universe equivalent of filling up his pokédex with one of the creatures under someone’s car.

then after that we have to have this bit of dialogue that reaffirms to be that this song’s lyrics taken literally is probably the most annoying conversation ever.

awsten introduces himself to the guy, who immediately clocks him as a pop star he’s heard on the radio.

then travis ruins the moment by showing up drunk and telling awsten to come back in, where jawn is there and it’s not that awkward for them to hang out despite their weird hookup.

they try catching awsten up with local gossip while making themselves out to a fire pit and awstens still trying to find out who the guy he met with the sweater was. by pure coincidence, the sweater guy is outside having a smoke and awsten is crushing hard like an idiot and then we get the reveal that sweater guy is geoff.

yep. we just got gawstened.

now here you might ask, “oh the friend groups all there where’s otto?”. he is literally not in this. at all. i assume there’s a lot of reasons he’s not in this (he’s not close enough to otto, he doesn’t know enough about him in general, possible jealousy on travis’ part on. things?) but either way. he’s not in this shit at all which i find to be a mercy to otto but also. rather interesting. hm.

ok this got too long that tumblr won’t let me post the rest of the screenshots so i have to do a part two which i’ll prommy i’ll link here later i just refuse to type this shit out myself and i need to show you how this is something he is actually posting.

edit from the future: here’s part 2

[cerealmonster15]

guess what. twst sims.

HELLO SILVER IM BEST FRIENDS WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND OKAY BYEEEEEE good for them. i think cater and idia are also dating tho so idk why he said it like that jkflhsdfhg idr if theyre official partners tho or just have a romance bar

i fear malleus either doesnt know what friendship with non fae looks like or hes confused the twins with each other kflsdlghhf. actually. floyd isnt even on his friend radar he hasnt met him LOL

also i keep losing malelus' violins. i swear 2 fuck they keep disappearing. theyre not in anyones inventory and i cant find them ANYWHERE in the lot. WHERE DID IT GO MALLEUS i cant afford to keep BUYING MORE

okay well i cant find it so i guess we buy ANOTHER but im keeping an eye on him...

okay well they fucking live together but since lilia was offscreen and malleus was playing violin at the gym lilia decided to call malleus and said time for a test.. will he take his violin with him tho...

OK PHEW we still have it so far so good

well. rip. immediately after malleus went over to express his admiration to lilia so at least he had fun

lilia wants a kid. maybe he and cater can bond over it since cater randomly had a kid too . BUT NOT YET LILIA you have to raise money for your sons vet clinic

anyway i needed malleus to play violin to try and also raise extra money for the vet clinic And Also Bills. ruggies here too but he doesnt seem like he likes it lol

OH I MESSED UP. LOL. so one of the spells lilia knows is inferniate. and i was like ok that probably sets shit on fire. but i had the option to do it on a dirty dish and i thought "this probably either will start a fire, or maybe will burn up the dish out of existence. let's see." and it did in fact start a fire. and then lilia was like well ok time to sit back down and continue eating. and also hes acting like he doesnt give a shit but he and several others in this household keep developing a fear of fire [idk why bc theyve never had one BEFORE NOW, i guess bc of the fireplace? sims 4 fears work so strangely and are kind of annoying lol] and hes BORED!!!!

i told him to get up and extinguish it but he doesnt caaaare hes like ok in a sec lemme wash my dishes lol. i guess they dont ahve a fire alarm.

oh actually the fire burnt itself out so maybe thats why he didnt panic klfdshfklh magic fire is different.... BUT THE DIRTY DISHES ARE STILL THERE

anyway malleus wants to kill leona. idk what leona is wearing i dont think i put him in that lol

KEITH IS SICK AGAIN NOOOO CATER WHATS GOING ONNN

ive been jumping around lol but silver and sebek need to work out for their jobs and i bring malleus to the gym with them bc like every sim i have ever made always is here at the same time too so there are always a lot of people to give malleus tips for his violin music ... plz we are So Poor

i didnt catch a screenshot but im pretty sure i saw azul and cater flirting with each other lol

i told him to go pee but ace was like. in there cleaning but he didnt give a shit. theyve never even met each other but malleus had no shame

silver... he also still wants to flirt w/riddle lol i forgot about that

...i looked away for a second after i had sebek invite juice over.... thanks man very cool

SEBEK NOOOO KALIM DOESNT BELIEVE IN ENEMIES!!!!

i sent them all to heartslabyul and had silver try flirting w/riddle but,,, it didnt really work LOL... sorry buddy

WJFKDJSKGLHDSF ACK omg i was trying to have silver fulfil his want to woohoo with cater but,,, lilia also followed them to the hot tub lol 😭 GIVE THEM SOME PRIVACY PLEASE!! lilia does have a want to become friends w/cay, but like. time and place. NOT NOW!!!!!

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okay. so like. you know how. normally when two sims wanna get frisky. they shoo any other sims out of the room. like normally the game does that. like automatically. and sims wont woohoo if someons in the room. or they stop if someone walks in on them. you know how thats how the game is supposed to happen.

well. can you see where im going with this ☠️

i think. i think something went wrong sjkfhsdglkhsfkljds because lilia did not leave. in fact he fell asleep right there. and that did not stop. the other two. from continuing their action. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i think it like hadnt registered the timing or something but also i think sometiems my game is bugged with woohoos bc

after the. stuff. they all immediately popped out of the tub like i dont think they even did an animation to get out, and in another file i was playing i think 2 sims woohooed in a bed and then popped out like that too 🤔 idk what thats about. anyway my sims game is giving me scars we're going to chalk that up to UNFORTUNATE SIMS GLITCHES and pretend that didnt happen and we are Moving On Forever

anyway. i found some of the other violins i was looking for. one was in malleus' room - which i SWEAR i checked like 800 times, and another's in lilia's inventory lol. and ALSO one of them had a ton of garden harvested items - probs from one of the heartslabyul visits a while ago - so i got a chunk of money from selling those. maybe we can look at what it takes to buy a vet clinic...

....i forgot to put a roof on trey's bakery....

anyway! i had silver buy the cheapest lot but ough shit's still expensive

what if i tried running it like this lol.. will it even let me if i have no building

jk i have no idea how to do this i gave him a small room and i had silver take a vacation day

some man showed up and YELLED AT HIM!!! WHO ARE YOU!!!

people keep showing up on the side over there lol.... azul is also here but he dont have any animals

ok i had to consult carls the sims 4 guide lol... it was closed despite the podium being open to accepting people so i was confused kfsdhghdfh we can do this silver,,,

nooo hes in a bad mood from the guy yelling at him SILVER THIS ISNT YOU

yay we did it but silvers tired so hes going home LOL. i think ill have him use all his vaycay days before quitting so he can still make some extra money

omg vil made friends w/my oc boy.... one of these days im gonna hang in their lot for a bit and cause some mischief lol but for now VET TIME

but ok i need to go to bed soon so im gonna play in the vet space a little more then go to bed BYE!!!

[salamanderdr]

*FALLS THROUGH CEILING* I heard you had a trucker + dog!shifter binchan au?!! That is exactly up my alley hello I want to hear everything!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- OMG

I do have a fic up for it so here ya go:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46275685

~

BUTBYEAH SO BASICALLY-

Older late 30s Changbin has nothing much going in his life except driving across the country hauling anything & everything with his big 18-wheeler. You name it he hauls it 💪🏼

He's his own boss, so he take whatever jobs he can gets.

He's rugged, but charming, he has a couple friends at his usual stops & other truckers he comes across occasionally. But for the most part he's alone, driving, sleeping, eating, living alone. He doesn't mind it, he's used to it, but the loneliness gets to him, especially on rough days.

Until one day, trucker!changbin makes a late pit stop at like 3am. He's hungry. he's exhausted. He needs a fucking shower. And he's approached by a stranger in the dark. He screams way too loud when they tap him in on the shoulder. They both jump backwards & the stranger now looks more frightened than Changbin.

Changbin's eyes practically bulge out of his head when he's met with a silver haired beauty illuminated by the gas station shitty yellow lighting. He stutters. So does the angelic stranger. He stands there taking the man in & when he glances down after staring at his face for too long, he finally notices the man has nothing but a ragged blanket over his shoulders.

"Wtf! Are you okay?"

The stranger is also taken out of his shock & shakes his head no, "i-i need help. I- I was-" and suddenly he's crying. Covering his face with the blanket.

Changbin can't stand seeing someone cry. And seeing this particular person gives Changbin a funny feeling in his stomach. His mother always warned him about strangers approaching him during his pits stops. Paranoid that they rob him, attack him, or something. It was a risk, but Changbin wondered if the warnings told by other truckers were more applicable.

Senior drivers always had their superstitions of beautiful people (usually they were talking about women) asking a sleep deprived trucker for help in the middle of the night. They would always say they could be ghouls, demons, and spirit trying to seduce in order to eat you/possess your body. That was the guess for why some divers disappeared.

The stranger's appearance made Changbin think of those rumors. Fortunately, Changbin wasn't a superstitious man. And when he reached to comfort the man, his skin felt warm, real. Not a ghoul.

The stranger gasped but didn't pull away. He met Changbin's gaze with shiny eyes.

"Ssh ssh, you don't have to tell me. Hey, what's your name, bud? I can help ya. I'm Changbin."

"Im...chan" He hesitated

Changbin smiled, "Why don't I get ya food, clothes. And a shower! He could both use one."

chan blushed, wrapping up tighter. He seemed embarrassed.

"S-sorry."

"It's fine...Changbin-ssi I'd like all that... please."

"Of course"

~

Blah blah blah, the rest would be for a fic for another time, but basically, Changbin helps Chan out and also drives him to the next town over where Chan promises he has a place to go there. Changbin leaves him with some money & regretfully leaves Chan behind. Their short time together was pleasant & Changbin got the feeling that it was loneliness & being touch starved, which made him wished Chan stayed longer.

He couldn't get Chan out of his head. It became an obsession. He'd dreamt of Chan. His smile, dimples, hair, eyes, his laugh...

He started to lose his mind bc at every stop after that he thought he saw Chan. Flashes of white & sliver hair passing by his peripheral.

He wishes he could see him again...

"Woof!"

White silver fluffy fur. Shiny eyes. A sweet smile. There are always stray dogs roaming around truck stops. But something about this dog was different. How on earth! Was this dog not someone's? Shit he should be winning 1st prize at a dog show. Not begging an overworked truck driver for scraps.

But the dog kept following, and when Changbin closed himself into his truck, hands on the wheel, he heard a whine. And the beautiful dog was standing halfway up the stairs of his truck. He couldn't leave like this.

And suddenly there's a huge white Shepard wagging his tail in Changbin's passenger seat. Changbin thinks about where's the next closest grocery store for dog food on his route.

~

AND SO changbin has a dog. He calls him Chris, takes care of him, and loves him. Even though changbin becomes less lonely... he can't forget Bang chan.

And hints of him start showing up even after Chan is long gone. It's only changbin & Chris, right?

Blah blah blah, Changbin finds out Chan & Chris are the same. Chan is a weakened ancient wolf spirit that has now taken the form of a fluffy doggy that hitchhikes older men driving by. He's too weak to actually hurt anybody now, unless you know, he stabs them with a knife or something. Even he won't risk attacking someone in his dog form. So he relies on his human form's looks, tricks, and cute dog form to survive.

Changbin is someone he gets attached to, so he ended up following him & thankfully, the trucker is a very caring man & took him in.

~

Then BOOM they fall in love & kiss & drive into the sunset happily ever after

Sorry for typos I was rushing & excited

Pls feel free to talk to me about binchan anytime hehehe

[hannahbarberra162]

thank you so much for responding to me twice now!! im sorry im sending these in so frequently, I dont know how tumblr works but i hope that, even if you dont post a reply to this, (which btw you NEVER have to, please dont feel obligated), i honestly only want you to read the ask. (even then its okay if you dont lol), im a bit overenthusiastic about your work, if you couldn't tell haha 😓 (not that it doesn't deserve all the enthusiasm in the world!!- I just know I can ramble when something excites me.)  I'll try to space out my asks more as to not overwhelm you or anything. i  honesty would love to read whatever you have to offer, even if it's just posting little snippets. I feel bad requesting stuff, though, from what I've read you're probably a busy college student with enough on your plate! still, without making any specific requests, whatever you have to offer, ill eat up like it's my last meal!! id love to see your works on other chatacters! i honestly didn't even really care heavily for mihawk or shanks but you know damn well i ate up your works on them! and like i said, i dont even really know Marco besides your interpretation, (which are canon in my mind haha) and literally had to look up who thatch was. yet i STILL have enjoyed your writings with them to the point ive been up late wondering what happens next. whatever you write, ill enjoy! you just have such incredibly intriguing stories, i honestly have never been so hooked before. thank you so much for writing! i guessed that either Marco or Ace was your favorite, so im glad i was close with Ace! i had the same sort of question as i did with Marco, but I didn't wanna ask both in one message. kinda a 'why him', sorta thing, not that i dont get this one completely- ive seen him in action and i love ace too! But i wanna hear why YOU love him, how YOU see him, same as what i asked for Marco. you don't have to answer if you dont want to! i know ive already typed a lot, so ill cut myself off here!! thank you my goat!! 🐐 and thank you for my appreciation of the WBP!!

(I've also really enjoyed your jinbe work so far!! he's one of my favorites🌊)

@celine-zzz Don't be sorry!!! This made my day, my week, my month! I lose confidence a lot and reading things like this make me think it's worth it. Thank you so so so much for your praise!!!! I actually screenshot nice asks like these and reread them haha. Ask whatever you want!! I like interacting with other people!!! Talk to me all you want!!!

I don't mind getting requests, I just don't ask for them bc I don't know that I can fulfill what people want. But I'm always happy to try! Heat Transfer is actually based off a Nonnie ask and I spiraled from there.

And, ah, I'm quite a few years past my college days 🫠🫠🫠 I'm not sure if that's better or worse, but time comes for us all.

In truth I started writing characters I felt I had a better handle on. I find Ace to be the most relatable. I think he's the most like someone you could potentially meet, maybe other than Law. Someone who is confident and self loathing and insecure and smart and dumb and self assured and all of that wrapped in a cute bundle with freckles. I also find Ace easy to write because I do feel that I've met people like him in real life, so I think of the dumb shit they would do lol. He reminds me a lot of a few of my friends, maybe that's why I feel protective over him.

That isn't a very good answer, but in summary he's my bby and I want the best for him <3.

Jinbe is who I'd actually want to ship myself with (see self indulgent fic) and I'd most want to be friends with and spend the day with Usopp.

[fictionkinfessions]

seeing people ship me who is luigi with king boo is so weird... LIKE...i aint dissing on other me's who had a good relationship with king boo but for me its so..odd? bc for my canon like. you know he kidnapped mario and put him in a painting, terrified me, kidnapped peach, kidnapped toads and alot of other shit. like..i can try to understand and guess why they ship us but i. just cant fully be ok with it. he made me go through so many panic attacks, he made me terrified of the dark and terrified of paintings for awhile, he made me worried i was going to lose my brother and friends. i cant. fully be ok with it. i will never be fully ok with it. -Luigi from the super mario franchise

fuck forgot to add something (im the luigi who just sent the "ill dislike the king boo x luigi ship)

to any king boo's who sees this since i see some are sorta around.

if you dated another me please please know i bet other me loved you very much. please do not feel like crap for what i say please i bet your luigi cherished you and cared for you lots and lots..

im just a luigi kin who canon was pretty shitty to me (legit i have like. a very dark and fucked up canon who would have thought) so please dont feel offended or feel like your luigi dislikes you. i bet he cared for you so much

-Luigi from the Super Mario Franchise (who doesnt want the king boos to feel bad for my random vent)

[unlimitedhorsepower]

having some of the worst times of my life ever and im scared things could get worse... how? well you see. they might create more tnb some day even after all of this.

after massacring my boy ryan like that live on screen... smack cam... removing any of ryans narrative worth or meaning just to have him show up and be cringe which i did enjoy but for real guys. my friends. if they had just had everyone do something random and lackluster it wouldve been fine but ryan showed up to drive the plot and continue his character arc from the rising (and then he didnt, as a joke).

karinas lack of real character arc (AGAIN!) so that she can uhhhh talk about crushes... instead of, for example, have her be an equal hero on-screen to the guys who have already been king of heroes and she works arguably harder than anyone else (she is a hero, an idol, and a student). shes so interesting, theres so much to her! but most of her appearances just serve to further some guys character arc (like the whole blue golden episode is mostly about ryan!.. or kotetsu even! cmon)

the character arc that antonio got that wholly ignored that hes friends with nathan and which makes me actually lose my mind when i think that those two have frequently been shown together but they didnt have a single convo together so that nathan and keith can be confined to a cage where theyre only interacting with each other instead of having any real plot relevance despite them both being really interesting!..

and the fact that antonio/agnes made its way into the show bc the director likes him and you know... agnes was her stand-in, and another reason to not let nathan talk with antonio ever because yknow?.. it just tastes like ash in my mouth to feel like the director felt some type of way about nathans and antonios prior relationship...

the buddy hero system was utilized so poorly! it threw so many characters under the bus like ryan seriously got way too much time in blue golden and their prior relationships with each other were ignored so much like man... i just love them all interacting. i dont love whatever the hell was going on with, for example, nobody noticing that thomas is gone. my heroes wouldve noticed immediately btw. instead of subaru and thomas being in a cage where they only interacted with each other, the buddy hero pair curse of 2nd cour that almost everyone suffered from

lets not even get into that even if they say that yuri is actually fine haha! they cant remove that scene where kotetsu and barnaby stared at him and went like “hmm thats rough buddy... anyway”. what the hell... kotetsu is one of the characters i think of the least and it was just so grossly OOC and just plain disgusting... the entire abuse apologism arc with yuri and lara overall as well

what about that fucking scene with jungle where they implied shady shit was going on when subarus communicator didnt go off and he was recruited as a double for thomas anyways and uhhh (checks notes) literally nothing came out of those plot threads btw. jungle CEO was introduced for no reason

and they cant remove what they did to ouroboros (the way they made it all-powerful illuminati-esque organization instead of plain old corruption etc), and the whole NEXT disease ooohhh-thing, and the literal internment camps and the various deeply bigoted implications thereof plus lackluster new character designs (oops! almost all white, pale-haired and blue/green-eyed).

how could they bounce back from this and do i even want to see them try to ignore OR try to grapple with any of the above. oooh when i get my hands on the people who were in the writers room...............

cant they just please retcon that my favourite character fucking exploded to ten thousand small pieces. excited for scraps of my fav characters like usual but then?.. its also like spitting in my face after all the shit they pulled. put me out of my misery

[moodymeangirl]

I hadn't heard from my og bestie/sibling for over a month. last I heard they covid and was going out of my mind with worry. We live on different cities and for their own (usually legitimate) safety reasons they only call my off a private number and I can't contact them.

they email me last night. They mental breakdown, physical injury, no phone, serious ideation, thinking about taking themselves to ER/psych ward. they've been struggling w SI for months now.

next email sentence is basically 'I don't feel safe in our friendship. Lots of things about you make me feel uneasy.' I don't want you in my life. I don't want you to help me.

I made sure my email reply was not heartbroken like I am. I acknowledge hard to hear but glad they tell me. Im so sorry what they're struggling with. tell them please live directly and in other ways. say we love them and they're so important and intelligent and beautiful human being. leave evry possible door of help they could ask me for open. even if they do not want contact with me otherwise they can ask for assistance, I can use my phone for hospital stuff on their behalf, anything just please stay alive. I tell I am still committed to and helping their family members even if we aren't close. that ill follow their lead on what they want me do. I will respect all boundaries including if their path to alive and okay means im not their friend/family anymore.

say I love them many times.

I contact my close friends for support. I contact their physically nearby friend to ask him check in. he is not surprised they find me unsafe. he is seeing friend on Sunday anyway will check in then. beleives me they're vulnerable but isn't worried. he had number b4 phone break.

talk to other besties. find out they all had number/messaging. only me unsafe to have number. security reasons were not external they were me. its not safe for me to choose to contact them? we dont know. some of friends who had number were my firneds first and og bestie only knew them a little bit.

nobody else has silence for months on end. most everybody else knew struggle. covid had been over by the time they used it as reason to not come to therapy.

now am dealing with heart shatter. chosen sibling at most vulnerable and wants everyone else I love but not me. reality if they survive I lose best friend anyway. but all matters is they find way to live.

all doors open if they ask my help, respect and love at my door even if they hate me. they still family I will not abandon but I will respect heart shatter boundaries.

we have had doing therapy together. things were going well. had not fought for months before silence. had been working so hard bc they mean world to me and we trauma bonded af. while I worked on my shit they seems had made decision to leave friendship. never told me or counsellor. just said covid can't come. and never talked to me again till last night email:

my life in danger im hurt no phone SI, hospital maybe? don't come near me u danger u uncanny valley.

so I break break break

pain pain pain

just want them to live but can't do anything more helpless worthless sharp spiky girl inshallah Allah heals them gives them ease and good life and just life inshallah inshallah inshallah

[15-lizards]

hi :)

i'm so sorry, i'm new to tumblr so i haven't gotten the whole asks thing down yet. could you do 1, 3, 6, 8, 9, and 10 for the reed gang and also stannis baratheon? thank you!!! :)

Omg of course my love!!

1. What would their social media page/activity be like?

-I think Meera has a twitter and spam instagram where she complains ab her problems and wonders if she’s a lesbian in the captions of cute animal memes (im projecting) and Jojen solely uses his instagram to identify bugs and plants and sometimes rocks. Stannis has like a very professional Facebook page for his business/election campaign or whatever and he has like five followers and sometimes Robert comments under his posts while he’s drunk

3. My thoughts on their design/aesthetic alone

-god I have so many thoughts. Meera is just such a kind looking girl (and Ellie Kendrick made me gay) who dresses like a bog person and throws nets and spears 10/10 no notes I love you swamp wife. Jojen is similar but he’s a sickly swamp boy which makes me sad but it’s an interesting character design I care him. Stannis is soooo fucking good like having his brothers height and strength but none of their charisma and also he’s balding is actually hilarious. Absolute unit of a depressed man

6. Psychological headcanons (tastes, fears, talents, regrets, how they deal with anger, just anything that comes to mind on the topic)

-Jojen Reed Autism Swag thank you for listening. Like I said that child can identify the hell out of some rocks and bugs. Meera eldest daughter syndrome!!! She’s so scared of losing Bran now that she knows she’s gonna lose Jojen she wants to protect everyone and make sure no one’s sacrifice goes to waste it’s such a burden to carry :( plus she has to protect everyone to my babygirl is getting grey hairs. Stannis also eldest daughter syndrome! He is repressed he is dutiful he is angry he only ever did what was expected of him and got jack shit in return but he keeps on trudging on cause that’s what he has to do I want to bite something

8. Made-up connections with other characters that weren’t in the canon (friends, enemies, whatever)

-Meera and Dany are girlfriends and love each other this is canon to me actually. Meera and Robb would be friends I think and Sansa too :,) Jojen is such a little old man nerd I think he’d like hanging around Davos bc he respects little old man nerds (like Shireen, they would be friends too). And Stannis has never had a real friend in his life besides Maester Cressen and Davos but I think he has a grudging respect for Kevan Lannister. Dutiful second sons the both of them. Davos tries to get them to become actual friends bc he’s tired of being the only homoerotic codependent relationship Stannis has

9. Headcanons about their past

-I think Meera, not Jojen, has been raised to take over House Reed. She’s a natural leader and I’m sure Howland knows his son is gonna he paste anyway. Jojen probably used to want to become a Maester and study the higher mysteries before he got his death dreams :( Stannis was probably considered being sent to the citadel too, but I think Steffon decided he needed to stay by Roberts side to be his voice of reason which obviously turned out really well

10. Content about them I’d like to see more of

-I need more Meera fanart pretty please I miss ny baby girl. I also want fics of either her and Dany or her and Jojen and the starklings getting into shenanigans. I would love to see more Jojen dream analyses too, and posts connecting him to Cassandra and other literary references I live for that shit. I am honestly stuffed to the brim for Stannis content bc my entire tl is just Baratheon blogging but I will never say no to more fanart of him, sad old man stavos fics, or analyses on his character!!!

[dearest-painter]

Killer of Ldenbia

Summary overall:Ldenbia is a town not so far away from multiple places that have famous killers like ghost face,micheal Myers,the sawyer family,and lastly an orphan who kills or Esther but Ldenbia has It’s own killer. Y/N L/N is known as ‘Toy maker’ as all her victims are made into dolls but when multiple murderers decided to move into Ldenbia due to its very easy ways to hide but soon their meet the ‘toy maker’

Summary of this part:The origins of Y/N L/N or Toy maker,the killer of Ldenbia and the cherish dearest friends of a toy maker.

Part 2

TW/CW:yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship.murdering,killing,making humans into living dolls/puppets/marionettes,cat calling,bullying,attacking,SELF HARM,cigarettes,alcohol,Y/N has glasses,torturing,Y/N favors their mom more then their dad because why not,I make Y/N sound hella Edgey because I’m bad at writing murderers that I don’t already have a full vision of the murderer but trust me pls,Y/N is repulsed by romantic love and cherishes platonic love,LONGER THEN MY USUAL SHIT,please tell me if I have missed anything

WARNING:THIS IS HELLA CRINGEY AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SKIP THIS AND GO TO THE NEXT PARTS!! THIS IS JUST SO I CAN START THE SERIES OF ‘Killer of Ldenbia’ AS I ALWAYS WANTED TO START THIS!!! EVERYTHING IN THIS IS HELLA CRINGEY AS IM NOT USE TO WRITING MURDERER Y/N BUT THIS WILL HELP ME IN THE FUTURE!! ALSO IT MIGHT BE FUCKED UP BC I DID IT ALL IN ONE SITTING JIST YO NOT LOSE SHIT!

At the youngest age Y/N learnt that Love was a useless thing as it was a falsehood of manipulation,they use Love as a manipulative tactic to keep a doll with them all the time. They learnt that as they watched their parents interact with one another with complete loveless,anger,coldness,and hatred with each other showed the complete truth of love. Their mother held love for their father at least once upon a time but that love had faded and regrew with Y/N which made them realize that romantic love was useless but platonic love? Platonic love was everything needed in life.

They grew up around thieves,murderers,prostitutes,strippers, and everyone that would be considered a sinner as they were some of the best people. The murderers were what brought Y/N’s true colors out. They loved the scenes of murders,they loved the colors of the blood all around,they loved the screams of mercy and terror,they loved the smell of the metallic blood,and lastly they loved the art. Yes Y/N knew they weren’t a good person or had a reason to murder but they loved the complete art of seeing it all.

Y/N knew they were considered an edgy wanna be but that just helped them Murder as most murderers are the least suspected people as stereotypical preppy boy. Y/N had to adapt to the others around them fast so that they wouldn’t be the most suspicious suspect so they learnt fast. Took kindness from the old ladies,took the empathy from the old males and ladies,took the happiness from the friends they hold deeply,took the listing from teachers,and took the masking from the killers.

Y/N loved dolls and toys as the way they move was something that amazed them. Y/N learnt how to make dolls and toys just to make their ideas. Their mother always supported them and cheered them on even if she did not understand. That made Y/N cherish platonic love much more then romantic love. Their friends always amazed by what they make and compliment the toys,Y/N loved the love of parents,friends,and siblings as they won’t used love to their own tactics against them.

Y/N had romantic partners yes but it wasn’t needed as they never loved anyone but they wanted to test out the waters. Each partner was harmful and they hated them completely. They always admire the true lovers who were devoted to each other which makes them happy in a way. People actually love others but they knew love wasn’t for them at all.them,they all were just pawns in their game. Y/N was disgusted by the way the people loved each other. Y/N always admired the true romantic love,when their both completely devoted to each other and not even daring to go down the path to use it against the person or cheat so Y/N was always happy for them. Each lover they had was just to test out the waters but it never ended right as they tried to use the love against them. Y/N was right romantic love was completely useless and was a weapon to others.

Y/N is currently looking down at their sleeping friend in their lap named Morgan. Y/N was running a hand threw Morgan’s hair. “Aye,she’s still asleep?” “Yes Mischa” Mischa Olsson a Canadian Swedish man who was known for graffitiing random shit. “She’s like a snorlax as I am her pillow” “we’re all each other’s pillow but mostly Morgan’s” just then Morgan woke up hearing what Mischa said. “Hey..I heard that..” “Ah good morning my dear Morgan” “morn N/N also explain Mischa” “Mischa I’m not wrong! You literally sleep anywhere you can!” “Mischa you left us!!” Y/N saw three more of their friends.

Florentino a Colombian tattoo artist. He is a very chil older brother figure who gives most of Y/N’s idea for their dolls and toys which Y/N appreciates. Lillian a belurasian stylist who loves to make stuffed animals but sucks at it. Y/N teaches her how to make them as Lillian in her own words ‘doesn’t wanna bother them every single day when she wants a stuffed animal’ but in reality,Y/N wouldn’t mind that. Fernando a Salvadoran man who is a website maker for random patterns for clothes,makeup,toys,stuffed animals,and bags for others who need it. Y/N was the first tester for his website.

“Y’all ran off!” “Ah! Those two did,I was supervising them” Fernando pointed at the shorter male and taller women. Florentino gasped dramatically while Lillian acted very dramatically as if she had just been harmed making Y/N,Mischa,and Morgan chuckle. “I’m offended!” “You’ve wounded me my dearest Fernando” yeah yeah! Let’s get something to eat I’m HELLA hungry!” Y/N smiled as they all started to walk to the car. Their very happy they haven’t told these five the truth of why they always have ‘fake blood’ as they would scare them away!

Y/N can’t let them know that their a killer! They just gotta use the lie that their cosplaying for cover which works pretty well but hey when none of your friends are into true crime and all cosplay they believe anything pretty fast.

Oh how little old Y/N’s world is going to crash all around them~

Y/N had romantic partners yes but it wasn’t needed as they never loved anyone but they wanted to test out the waters. Each partner was harmful and they hated them completely. They always admire the true lovers who were devoted to each other which makes them happy in a way. People actually love others but they knew love wasn’t for them at all.them,they all were just pawns in their game. Y/N was disgusted by the way the people loved each other. Y/N always admired the true romantic love,when their both completely devoted to each other and not even daring to go down the path to use it against the person or cheat so Y/N was always happy for them. Each lover they had was just to test out the waters but it never ended right as they tried to use the love against them. Y/N was right romantic love was completely useless and was a weapon to others.

Currently in present time Y/N is smiling down as they run a had through their dearest friend,Morgan who was laying her head on their lap smiling as she sleeps. “Aye,you two never apart Eh?” Y/N looked up to see Mischa. “What can I say? She’s a sleepy girl and I am her pillow” “Arent we all each other’s pillow?” “Yes but Morgan is mostly snorlax and I’m just the closest pillow she has” “hey…” the two looked down to see an awaken Morgan putting. “Sorry but their right” “Mhm…where’s the others? Weren’t they with you?” “Fuckers ran off and I came back here thinking they were with you” “

[cheemken]

HOLY FUCK CNXMCNZK

I knew that the Champions would be disappointed with Iris almost losing, that they’d definitely berate her for not being strong enough

BUT THEYRE LAYING THEIR HANDS ON MY GIRL IRIS. THEYRE LEGIT BEATING HER UP FOR ALMOST LOSING HER TITLE

Diantha really just told Cynthia to put Iris in Hell for timeout. But god even without Giratina in the distortion world it’s still pretty scary looking. Can’t imagine being stuck there for an hour and thinking you’ve been abandoned or something

But ough, this time the punishment will be even worse. Because Iris wasn’t just down to her last Pokémon, she was down to her last move. If she made the wrong call then she’d no longer be champion, but luckily (or unluckily) for her she won that battle

But yeah the Unova kids

With the next champion meet up in Unova and them spying on the meeting, it’s only a matter of time for one of the champions to ask Iris about the challengers she’s faced in the past while. And she answer truthfully for all except one, but Diantha had eyes watching Iris that report back to her. So the color drains from her face when Diantha asks about her last challenger, Hilbert. And the way Diantha is looking at her tells Iris that she knows. And there’s nothing she can do to get out of this

God all five of them watching in horror as Iris tries to get away from the champions and explain that she still had her title, she never lost. That she’ll train even more then she already is. But it gets even worse when a portal opens up and Iris starts panicking even more then she already is

They’re all smart enough to know that they could never take down 8 champions so they just have to watch Iris getting tormented by them. But Hilbert definitely feels like shit because this is all happening to her because of him. If he gave up sooner then Iris wouldn’t be in this situation

Im fucking vibing man bc this post is gon be on top of my post abt the Unova kids being wholesome like😭😭🤣

But yeah, things are heating up in the au huh ouo

But holy shit imagine tho, Cynthia already in the Distortion World, Gira's tendrils coming out from the portal, grabbing Iris' limbs, slowly pulling her down with them, and Iris is there, fighting back, trying to not be pulled down in Hell w Cynthia (bc Cynthia was terrifying and Cynthia was merciless and Cynthia wants her to scream until she loses her voice, Cynthia wraps those tendrils around her neck until she sees black, and Cynthia would just laugh at her and sneer and jeer and tell her how useless their training was if she's still this weak), begging Diantha to forgive her, that she'll be better, I promise! Diantha, please! I promise I'll be better! But Diantha just looked at her, glaring at her, disappointed, and with a snap of her fingers, Cynthia finally dragged Iris down to the Distortion World with her, her sinister laugh echoed within the room, and it sent a shiver down the Unova kids' spines.

God imagine how much that'd fuck then up, finding out whats happening behind closed doors, that they start to panic too, every bone in their body telling them to run, and it only took Bianca tugging on Hilda's shirt for them to run.

Imagine them trying to get away from the champions as quickly and quietly as they could. And god Hilbert was so fucking guilty, he was honestly crying as they ran, blaming himself that Iris had to go through that, and he just fucking hates himself god he hates himself so fucking much so so fucking much his friend is hurt because of him

The others try to calm him down before he spiralled even more to the point Cheren and N had to carry him out, as he actually passed out

And yo all five of them staying w each other that night, terrified that the champions might find them, that one or two of em has to stay up to be on guard, Reshiram and Zekrom's pokeballs at the ready, hoping that the champions also don't have another legendary Pokémon w them

The next day, they see Iris again, and she acted like nothing happened, she was still her usual (well, the usual now) self, and she's there w the champions as if they didn't just drag her to hell and back the day before

[cassie-moore]

GET IT OUT CASS-frustration fucking slows your day. And you dont like shit that slows you down

Just woke up thinking about the fucking i love you art he scrambled to have made for jen aye-i cant not separate it now my autocorrect has it captured there… the purpose of a Queen is to make you look better as a PERSON (this does not have to do w clout), and she fucking makes it all look so stupid

She doesnt make him look better AT ALL. Not even an ounce….she never did. Instead, she makes him look like the SHIT THAT HE ISNT…weak, stupid, lazy, and like a dog on a chain. She brings out the WORST in him and then prob tries to make it look like love. Its no partnership at all. Shes not a queen. Weve had to watch her bullshit for two years now

Why am i so angry. I wanted to say…gerald she doesnt make yall look strong. She makes y’all look weak. Ignorant. Lazy. He looks productive, strong, attractive when he isnt running to go sleep with her or give her a rose and break up with her over and over and over - every fucking time he circles to her, people stop taking him seriously. He cant just break up w someone clean break and move on…what guy cant do that. Why has it been that pattern w him (i know he is stronger than running back to what he knows all the time- with both ashleys, with all exes, with this girl) …HES BIGGER THAN ALL THESE PAST AND PRESENT RELATIONSHIPS…this girl tells him “live in the present” - i wanna be like girl you couldnt pay me millions to live in your present OR presence. Hell nah im good

I am going to end up losing my favorite man and artist in music because he clearly chose a girl he broke it off with over and over and over…a girl and makes me feel like im losing braincells. I want to break him out and make him look like a KING, not like a joke. How the fuck could anyone ever take a marriage between them seriously. I certainly refuse to watch it - i will never watch my dream man sink down with her, I wont do it

I just feel everything. And today, i feel angry that i even HAVE to leave him stupid dms over some stupid girl. We shouldnt BE IN THIS POSITION at all. FIGHTING FOR HIM AS THE MAN I KNOW HE IS MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A CRAZY IDIOT, and i fucking hate looking like an idiot. BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE. He shouldnt be trying to scramble because hes being manipulated again. I ask myself, Is it for the sex? I am angry i even have to waste a second of time trying to make sense of stupid shit. Time is money. So…is it for sex?? Hes been having sex w her for two years now or something now and banging other girls in between, so it couldnt have been that great w her..

Gerald, where the hell are you. Come the fuck home please. I feel incomplete without a King

Type all this shit get it out. Type out all this stupid shit. I am so done typing feelings bc theres stupid shit. Some maze. Some game. I wanna be typing feelings about awesome shit

Ive already been defending him for years - it would be nice to prove he is not what they say, but i cant fucking do that when he does shit like he did the other night w this fucking girl. What was her purpose in the beginning anyways? Was she professional about shit, NO. Because she’s mid. Shes been manipulating him from the fucking start. I see it. He fell for it

He says lean into feeling to heal them so i fucking could just go on and on and on about my frustration with this stupid situation for pages

I want the Real Him. Not the whipped over nothing him. I want Gerald. I dont want Gerald on a chain, I dont want G-Eazy on a chain. I dont want Gerald her boyfriend in France. I dont want G-Eazy the sidepiece, i dont want G the friend with benefits, i dont want G-Eazy the “slut at 35” that statement st show still fucking bothers me and boils my blood… i dont want Gerald, the guy that doesnt see how weak, redic, or beneath him this girl is and makes him look

I want Gerald, the partner my soul knows. And has known since day 1. I want my man

Transfer to feel jl