#i love that tweet

[dungeonbf]

^_^ since my s/i, anarcho-accelerationism’s, whole thing is speeding stuff up and going faster, qui is such a uhauler like qui talks to tankie for five seconds and gets genuinely upset when tankie isn’t asking quem out. like “i thought you wanted me ☹️ we talked for five minutes a few days ago ☹️ please we’re soulmates.”

[dumbhero]

bro literally thinks he's esnupi

[minjimunji]

I drew Asian percabeth lol

Every time some racist loser complains about how my Percy and Annabeth “aren’t book accurate,” I will design a different version out of spite (and bc it’s fun 🥰)

So fuck it, Annabeth’s Indian and Percy is Korean

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[zaddyazula]

i think about the angry armadillo tweet every single day and i laugh each time

[tvmusiclife]

Oh to be a woman in America

[russenoire]

GO HARD OR GO HOME.

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[blossoms-phan]

whatever. whatever

[muadweeb]

sometimes i love asoiaf twitter

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Polin + Part 2 Tweets

[creatingfalserealities]

I screenshotted this earlier and it continues to live in my head

[txttletale]

people online: hi! nice to see you online how's your day been :)

people in real life: its disgusting that theyre teaching woke and lgbt in the schools now. i don't want my kid to grow up ashamed of being white and a man and not an islamist transgender. i just dont see why all these immigrants cant just go back to their own countries

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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[tallaxia]