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wistfxlwishes · 4 days ago

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gay people amirite

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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swiftmitsu · 2 months ago

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overprotective Killer anyone?

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chaot-c · 23 days ago

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first captain jago sevatarion in every book, ever

#i love this stupid silly brilliant man and his witty ass comebacks #only man to make night haunter lost for words #jago sevatarion #sevatar #night lords #raven's art #warhammer 40k #wh40k #warhammer 40000 #digital art

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grif-hawaiian-rolls · 2 months ago

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Lopez ass appreciation

In this house we love and respect the robot that carries Red Team

#and his ass #rvb #red vs blue #rvb donut #rvb lopez #my art #batsy art #franklin delano donut #lopez the heavy #i will be tagging this as #robonuts #lopez/donut #you can platonically appreciate a man's ass but this is funnier to me #i love drawing stupid shit like this #icon update

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dismas-n-dismay · 2 months ago

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And if I don’t get 20 long hair jayvik hair pulling fics for BOTH Jayce and Viktor on my desk by next week I’m taking away everyone’s writing privileges. FEED ME.

Update: I went crazy in the tags with how this would go for them 😭😭

#Jayce going crazy on viktor’s ass after being trapped in the prison dimension for 20 years #that man comes out straight feral; horny; and in need for his partner who is now seemingly god #even more toxic yaoi #also power play kink on Jayce’s side that he’s not super willing to acknowledge #he loves Viktor being this omnipresent being even more so than he was before always seeing what Jayce himself couldn’t #but now even more so #and after 20 years in that prison dimension? he wants that damn cookie #dominating that stupid omnipresent twink and declaring himself the only one to bring gods to their knees? yeah I need that for them I fear #someone PLEASE HEAR ME OUT AND FEED ME THIS I DONT WANNA WRITE IT #jayvik smut #jayvik fics #jayce talis #jayce x viktor #viktor arcane #arcane 2021 #arcane netflix #jayce arcane #jayce league of legends #arcane jayce #vikjayce #toxic yaoi #toxic mlm

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gunstellations · 1 year ago

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a little family

#buddy daddies #my art #doodles #sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay #but lets not talk about that #we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering #reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief #what 1 little girl does to a man #its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much #i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen #everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK #only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married #ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid

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flowerakatsuka · 5 months ago

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realized that i've barely drawn jyushi despite him being my second fave sextuplet, correcting that crime immediately.

#grown ass man that clicks his lil footsies together while sitting ( same tho )#he so silly goofy and i love his voice <- biased bc daisuke ono's one of my fave seiyuu #imagine being 16 and hearing ono voice both jyushi & suzukaze from fire emblem fates around the same time #i don't think it even registered to me that they had the same seiyuu until years later dude's got range. and i'm stupid.#i immediately clocked nakamura during the opening cutscene tho i was like '' KARAMATSU FIREEMBLEM!? '' when ryoma spoke #anyways my brain kept replaying his little '' eheeehhh~ '' laugh while i was drawing this #osmt #osomatsu-san #jyushimatsu #jyushimatsu matsuno #mj draws

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mel-kusanagi · 2 years ago

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here's a wip of peter b tryna rizz up miguel (its working)

#miguel probably: i can't NOT fuck this idiot #i love these gay ass old men it makes me look stupid #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spider man 2099 #petermiguel? spiderdads?#spiderdads #peter x miguel #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #wip #my art

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endless-nightshift · 10 months ago

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I love the specific sub category of Bingqiu fics that are essentially just the author holding Shen Qingqiu down and forcing him to have a normal human conversation with Luo Binghe as apposed letting him act apon the worst possible outcome his mind can come up with.

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ladyinthebluebox · 1 month ago

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wE wAnT cOmPaNiOnS tO bE mEaN aGaIn!!!!!!!!!!

my siblings in the maker, you can't handle Taash calling Emmrich a death mage couple times or [checks notes] ...asking Neve about her clothes [?????????????]

#him yapping about death&corpses and making Taash uncomfortable MULTIPLE TIMES with no fucks given about it is A.OK.#but them telling him he's a “death mage” which technically (whether he likes it or not) HE IS to most people outside Nevarra...#is a crime deserving worst insults... OOOKAYYYY.#“skull-fucker” is mean sure. but ain't that what you want?? companions being mean???#BUUT i just saw someone calling them “judgemental” & an “ass” over asking Neve about her clothes??? EXCUSE ME?#do you really read their initial comments as MEAN SPIRITED???#they have such a lovely banter about the meaning of appearances and clothes. like.#what in the sweetest hell are some of you even talking about.#you fuckers don't want “mean companions” you can't handle “meanness” AT ALL.#all you want is pretty boys bickering behind your back. being catty and shit. lets call things for how they are.#every time female/female presenting characters do that they are insufferable in their bitching (see Aveline & Isabela)#men tho? hot. desirable. funny even. (see Anders & Fenris)#this stupidass fandom man #y'all need to sit down and think about yourselves for a moment. or a year. maybe longer.#and don't tell me i'm wrong. 'cause i've seen enough stupid posts to know that i'm in fact right.#Taash critical posts are basically blocking lists to me at this point.#UGH.#blah blah text post #irregular tag ramble #lady whines #fandom critical #negativity #dragon age babbling

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rystiel · 3 months ago

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stanley develops homophobia (he fears having to hear them while in such cramped living quarters)

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buttl0rd · 1 year ago

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🏳️‍🌈 heterophobic eyes 🏳️‍🌈

#anime eyes cartman isnt real he cant hurt you. anime eyes cartman: 👁️👁️#this is so stupid i love him #butters being the hype man as always. king #south park #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #butters stotch #sp cartman #kyles letting it slide so eric can go make an ass of himself ❤️#he’s an ally you guys!!!!!!!!!!#buttf(art)

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ruthytwoshakes · 8 months ago

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my tee f two fanart okay goodnight

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #listen man one of my friends has a hyperfixation on this show I need an escape #I love my friend but I’m going to wither away if I have to hear loser baby one more time #I hate that gay ass spider and his stupid cat #I’m bringing you all down with me get hazbined

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huevobuevo · 6 months ago

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Omg u guys rlly liked the first post :3 YAYYY!!!

Here’s the rest of my blind live-sketches while I finish transferring the rest of the episode 10 canvases

Yea honestly imma use tides canon suit cause idk how the Fuck to design super suits man FML

Also fucking HATED the party city ghost design despite how much I loved the episode - THE DESCRIPTION THEY GAVE ME WAS GAUDY AND AWFUL OKAY I MADE DO WITH WHAT I HAD IM SORRY😭😭😭😭

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royalarchivist · 1 year ago

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Phil: Doin' a lot of traveling around the New Years. Oh boy, oof. Oh golly, oh gee. But it should be worth it! It should be really good. I'm looking forward to it, Kristin's looking forward to it.

Random Chatter: What about Tallulah and Chayanne?

Phil: I told them already what's going on. I already told them. They already know when I'm getting back and all that stuff, so.

Random Chatter: The cookies though?

Phil: [Shrugs] So? I'm... physically not here? [Laughs] There's more things - there's more important things in life than feeding a virtual egg cookies, I'm sorry to say, dude. [Laughs]

Random Chatter: Get Tubbo to feed eggs cookies.

Phil: [Laughs and mimics the chatter in an annoying voice] "Get this person!" "Get that person!" ALSO IGNORING THOSE PEOPLE ALSO HAVE LIVES! Jesus Christ. That says a lot about what you think of your streamer. Oh my god, dude. Let them have a fcking week off man! Let the Eggs have a week off, you kidding me? They're people, too, they're admins!

Random Chatter: The eggs need to live.

Phil: They do! By having a week off! [Laughs] Leave them alone! Holy fck! Good lord... If I- if- Dude. If anyone in my chat is genuinely like gonna come into stream, and like - be pissed off that different members of QSMP are just not logging in, I'm banning you on the spot, 'cuz that is so fcking toxically online of you. That is SO chronically online of you. You need to take a break, and I'm giving you that break. I'm forcing you to take a break from your PC. Fckin' get up from the - look away from the screen.

#Philza #Phil #QSMP #For real though it's WILD that some people genuinely have that mentality #People forget that the ccs need breaks and so do the Eggs!#many of whom are in college #and hell even if they weren't #they still need a break!#Plus it's the holidays #Context for this conversation in case it wasn't clear: Phil was talking about leaving for the holidays and said others will be too #and some random chatters got annoying spamming about the Eggs and saying they'll die #I didn't catch this live but I'm watching the VOD #Idk. QSMP is almost a year old and people still get worried about the same stupid stuff #''The eggs are gonna die! No one will take care of this specific Egg unless I spam their name in chat 100000 times!''#''Nobody cares about my fave and clearly I know better than actual members of the server''#Like. c'mon man be serious #Everyone loves the Eggs #I feel like a lot of fans really do need to unplug and remember that it's not that serious #and this is coming from someone who bawled their eyes out at Bobby's death #real ass people's lives matter more. Let them take a break #Q's said so many times that they Eggs matter and he wouldn't just kill them all off for the hell of it #anyhoo #December 25 2023 #Q #Subtitles #Edited

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