#i love how much you love kaku that’s so cute!

[unluckilyimnot]

Okay, but bonten with like a SUPER soft gf. Like, we talk like cry on every sad movie ivies with an animal to be specific). Takes things other says to heart. Often like cry over small things and stops to pet EVERY single animal she sees.

Feel free to ignore if you don’t feel like doing this one 😭 I know it’s lowkey weird.

Bonten with a soft gf!

Characters: rindou, ran, kaku, mikey, sanzu, kokonoi

fluff / no tw / wc: 900+

Note : no way it's so cute don't ever worry !! I love it, thank you sm ! I dispatched it between all the characters. I hope it's fine.

m.list | rules

Rindou never minded more than that the fact that you cry a lot. He loves it a lot and it makes him chuckle and laugh more than anything else. He's always there to wipe your tears away when you cry when the dog dies in the movies, or when you tear up at any inconveniences. You wear your heart on your sleeve, you're sensible, the opposite of him, and he cares and loves you for that.

Yet he's the first one to draw a radical line the second you get hurt, in any way, by someone. It's silly and fun until some abuse it and use it against you or to hurt you. He will find who did this, who made you cry and will burn their house down.

Sanzu sighs a lot when you decide something was wrong when he, in fact, didn't care. Yet his heart always skips a beat when he hears you speaking louder than you usually do, mad at people treating him poorly. He listens to you for a while before he finally steps in and holds your hands when he's feeling cheesy, or your elbows when he's a bit tired or high.

"Babe, it's really nothing. Don't worry yourself like that, you'll get wrinkles." He honestly makes you laugh every time, or at least confort you that he doesn't care about anyone's opinion besides yours. And oh how much you love and care for him everyday, he can't even doubt it. He wished you'd stop hurting yourself over things like this, but recognize that your sweet nature is definitely what he loves the most about you.

Ran laughs at you when you get offended for nothing. It can be about something going your way to work to you spiking your coffee on the counter. It's his own comic relief of the day when you're stroming around, a deep frown on your face making you look like a small, angry animal but still defenseless. His laughter always makes it worse, without mentioning his venom filled remarques, to make fun of your overreacting nature. To the point you can cry and not speak to him for hours – but for sure mentioning it all to Rindou.

Ran hates it when you team up with him, because you wouldn't talk to him but Rindou would, on the other hand, mention you and everything you told him to Ran. He's always making the first step to you and apologizing with probably a hundred wroth bouquet and your favorite snacks – promising you he'll never do it again, when he will most certainly do it again.

Seeing you enjoying small things about life is the reason why Mikey kept you around at first, you reminded him of his younger self and his friends at that time. Every time you stop to pet a stranger's dog, a small smile shows on his lips, one you rarely get to see even if you're always the reason for it.

You listen to him so carefully the few times he does talk to you, it makes him feel alive again. You're doing most of the talking and you're always so sorry to take this kich when that's what he loves about you. He makes sure to tell you that he likes it from time to time, just to be sure you won't stop. Your heart is so soft and warm, welcoming him every time you see him again with new facts you learn and an unconditional love that overflows everywhere, and he gets the chance to be showered with it every time.

Kokonoi gets used to you stopping all the time the second you catch the glimpse of a stay animal. So he instinctively adds ten minutes to every trip you two have to do, even if it's only to walk to his car because there's a few stray cats in the parking lot and he's sure you're gonna stop or even wait for them to walk out from their hide spot.

But he just can't bring himself to get impatient when your eyes light up at the sight of the small cats. The way you jolt in joy when their cold nose finally touches your hand, and you look up to him with the softest smile he ever had the chance to witness. Yes, you're usually late, but he just had to snap a picture of you with the white kitten and everyone is accepting the fact that those ten minutes of your happiness are worth the delayed meetings.

Kakucho's always there to rub your back when you cry in front of a movie. He never sees why you cry particularly, but always listen thoughtfully to what you have to say about it. He brings you tissues, sometimes even wipes your nose for you and lets you dive into his arms when a character you like dies. He can't help but tell himself how sensible you are every time, but also how he loves that. You bring him back to his human nature and what it is to be emphatic about normal things, far from his rough life where his life is at risk every time he steps outside the door.

To that, he hopes he'll never be the reason for your tears, and that he'll always be there to wipe them away and shush you down.

Sorry its rather short, tell me if you want a particular hc with one or a whole os.

Let me know if you liked it !

[car-o-line]

Hiii. The recent chapters of tbhk really got to me, and literally got me feeling empty like 😭😭.

Can I have dating hcs for the tbhk characters?

A.N: don’t you dare remind me😭 and yes you can, maybe

Dating Tbhk characters hcs

Nene Yashiro:

Stop she’s such a simp

Flabbergasted when you accepted her confession

Constantly questioning if she's good enough for you

”AH what if they hate me and are just dating me out of pity!!” - Nene

“I’m going to hit you” - Hanako

Hanako is so done with her constant blabbering

”O.M.G. Did you see the new shoes they were wearing, they’re so adorable I might just faint! Oh and also, they had a new phone case and it was sooooo pretty! It totally matches their style!”

Compliments you nonstop

Totally isn’t planning yalls wedding

Unfortunately, if you’re dating you might just get dragged into the whole apparition thingy

She doesn’t want to put you in danger of course!

She just wants someone to help her that’s not a ghost or a stupid earring boy😢

Hanako:

Met you through Nene or you summoned him

Makes you play cards with him

It depends on what you both face but sometimes he’ll just unintentionally get you into danger

Like- “Oh y/n what are you doing here? I dragged you here? What!? I would never >:(!”

But don’t you worry because he’ll save ya

And then loses track of you, but he’s very focused while trying to get you out of danger!

Never and I mean never does he want you to meet Tsukasa

He’s worried Tsukasa might kill or injure you in any way

Plz listen to his warnings about Tsukasa, he’s begging you

Gives you cringe nicknames just to embarrass you

But he does it out of love!

Very touch starved because of him being alone for so long

So except what’s to come

Kou Minamoto:

Sweetest boyfriend ever and no one can change my mind

Oh you sent a good morning text? That’s cute. Here’s a five long paragraph about how happy Kou is to see you today

Of course, that’s later in the relationship

At first he’d be red just by looking at you

Ecstatic if Teru(platonically) likes you as well

Wants to show off his skills as an exorcist but fails miserably

Baking dates are a must

Especially if you know how to cook then you’d both do a bake off

It’d be like “nail it” except Tiara is the judge

#Tiara4President2025

Overall best of the best boyfriends out there

Mitsuba Sousuke:

Literally the definition of a tsundere

His love language is making fun of you🩷

But he means it fondly!

Clings to you like a leech 24/7🙄

Can and will take photos of you and keeps them in his pocket

Very, very, annoying when his attention needs are not met

“Why aren’t you around? Do you not love me? Do you not think I’m adorable?”

”I had to go home..the school day ended..?”

Okay maybe not like that but still

VERY disappointed when you aren’t around😔

But he loves you so it’s okay

Tsukasa Yugi:

Choosing him is crazy/hj

Blink twice if you need help😦

Very obviously obsessive and possessive(an unhealthy amount that is)

If you thought Hanako’s clinginess was bad erm..

He’ll literally does that thing where he wraps his whole body around your waist no matter how tall you are(like he did with Hanako)

It doesn’t matter how hard you try to shoo him off he’ll just stay stuck there

Like superglue or smth

Definitely will have a tea of muffin date with you, but that’s basically everything day so idk

Sakura needs at therapist at this point

#FreeSakura

Sometimes you’ll be minding your business and just see a kaku-joudai in the corner of you eye(thanks Tsukasa)

Sakura Nanamine:

She is thanking every lord or being that may or may not exist in the world of your existence

She loves you to death and you make her life so much easier

Very very relaxed/chill girlfriend

Treats you like royalty

“Oh you want a cup of tea? What flavor? Hm? Oh, I have 5743 kinds. Just name one I’ll bring it.”

You both have to deal with the hell of taking care of Tsukasa and Natsuhiko so it’s kind of like a bonding experience between the two of you

Her love language is acts of service, fight me on that😠

Nap dates, I’m sorry she just seems so sleepy all the time😭

Or muffin dates idk

Natsuhiko Hyuuga:

Honestly, you’re either both be stupid idiots in love or you’re just patient as hell

Talks about you all. The. Damn. Time.

”Your s/o got you flowers? Pff, well on March 22nd-”

You’re either Sakuras lifesaver or hellspawn

He's the boyfriend who if someone hits on you he’d perk up and agree with them

Down bad, but not in a Nene down bad yk

Calls you the weirdest crap

”Hellooooo my beautiful lightbulb”

”huh?”

He really believes that you’re the best person to ever exist

And anyone who says otherwise, he’ll get Tsukasa or smth

Idk he’s just a funny tall man

Teru Minamoto:

Either a very expected relationship or a unexpected if your popular or not

He’s a silly man so sometimes if he’s bored he’ll just call you to his office and just say hi, then send you back😐

Like sir????

Anyway he’s not afraid to use you as a barrier so girls leave him alone

Proud to have you as his s/o🥳

Makes sure to keep you tf away from anyyyy supernatural stuff

“Just play horror games or something.”

Sometimes you have to force him to sleep

Then he’ll tell you that you yourself need sleep??🤨(a hypocrite at his finest)

You are the new babysitter for Kou and Tiara, if he’s away ofc

They like you thankfully!!

Tiara forces you to play dolls with her tho

[buccini555]

“𝐋𝐨𝐥 𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐲𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫”

≡ 𝑺𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚... Them reacting to you wearing a shirt with their name on it

⌕ H e a d c a n o n s

♡ 𝐹𝑡. Izana Kurokawa, Kakucho Hitto, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani, Sanzu Haruchiyo, Kokonoi Hajime, Inui Seishu, Wakasa Imaushi

𝐈𝐳𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚

Izana loves to be pampered, although he doesn't really show it, he loves receiving demonstrations of affection from you.

As soon as he saw you wearing a t-shirt that says "lol, ur not Izana Kurokawa." He would let out an involuntary smile, going to hug you almost immediately.

"You really are my good girl." Izana would say, giving you a small kiss on the cheek and would appear with a t-shirt with his name on it the next day for you to wear matching, despite him finding it a bit too romantic for him.

𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐨

Kakucho LOVES displays of affection and love, he certainly gets all silly when you do anything to please him, the tallest one really feels special every time he receives some sign of affection.

When he saw his name written on his shirt, he thought that was a truly incredible idea and would definitely make one with his name on it for him to wear too.

"You're so cute, I swear." Kaku would speak shyly with a smile before pulling you into a kiss.

𝐑𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢

Ran is clearly the type of guy who likes to show off whenever he can, seeing you wearing a shirt with his name on it would make him feel very special and even though he doesn't show much excitement, Ran loves any show of affection and love from you.

He would definitely show up wearing a t-shirt with his name on it, making sure you took several photos together wearing similar clothes.

"We're an envious couple, don't you think?" Ran would say giving you a hug, he would spend the whole day being silly for his honor.

𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢

Rindou usually pretends that he doesn't love a clichéd type of romanticism, but deep down he loves receiving demonstrations of love from him, making him always think you're the cutest person he could have ever met.

It took him a while to notice his name printed on your shirt, however, as soon as he laid eyes on you, he smiled and hugged you with a slightly shy expression.

"For me? I loved it." Rindou would say with an awkward laugh, also appearing the next day with a t-shirt with his name engraved on it.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨

He's a sweetheart, Sanzu loves receiving shows of affection, any kind of affection, Haru considers all the things you do to please him special.

"You're wearing a t-shirt with my name on it? That was really cute, y/n." He would say shyly and a little embarrassed, despite that, Haruchiyo would love to see you wearing that t-shirt and would definitely buy one with your name on it for him too, even if he just wore it away from other people's eyes because he was a bit reserved, Sanzu I would love to match his shirt with yours.

𝐊𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐞

As much as it may not seem like it, Kokonoi loves romanticism and clichés, so small displays of affection make him feel like the most loved guy in the world.

As soon as he saw your name printed on your t-shirt, he would smile and let out a brief laugh, hugging you right after.

"I don't think a t-shirt would be enough for me, how about I give you a necklace with my name studded with diamonds?" He would say, buying the jewelry right away just to see you flaunt it a little, Kokonoi wouldn't waste any time and also make one with his name on it to honor you.

𝐈𝐧𝐮𝐢 𝐒𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐮

Inui has a certain difficulty in showing feelings, despite this, he always loves absolutely everything you do with the aim of making him happy in some way.

The idea would come from him, but he certainly wouldn't think that you would accept the proposal, however, as soon as he saw you wearing the shirt a few days later, Inui was genuinely happy.

"I also need one with your name on it, let's use it together." Seishu would speak with a smile on his face, he loves displays of affection and maximum cliché romanticism, for that reason, he never bothered to match his clothes with his.

𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐚 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢

Wakasa is the type of guy who is extremely difficult to please, despite trying to remain tough, his heart melts for you, so he ends up secretly loving all your romantic acts.

"Cringe" Wakasa would say as soon as he saw you with a t-shirt with his name on it, despite that, he would just be trying to annoy you a little since he simply loved the idea.

The same day he saw you wearing the t-shirt, Wakasa would buy one with your name on it, however, he would definitely not wear it in public just because he had a tough pose to maintain, even so, he would show it to you as soon as the clothes reached his hands.

[mirai-e-jump]

Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger Character Book: We're KING!!!!!

PROLOGUE

Jeramie Brasieri was troubled. After ending the conflict between humans and the strange looking creatures, Bugnarak, and with the turning point of becoming king, he wanted to create a new story.

However, he couldn't come up with anything that could surpass, "The Legend of King-Ohger," which he himself had written, and was known to everyone in Chikyu. And so, he decided to make a proposal to the 5 kings, who were also his figthing comrades…or so it goes.

Gira Hasty

"I'm going to rule the world!"

Taisei Sakai guesses what's going on in Gira's head! 50% Children from the orphanage 20% The people of Shugoddam 15% The kings and citizens of the other countries 10% What I was like when I was young 5% Food

My Favorite Point: The Cloak "I was worried in the beginning on whether it would look good on me, but now, it's my favorite!" (-Sakai)

Yanma Gast

"You guys, just shut up already and follow me. I'm not going to lose to anyone!"

Aoto Watanabe guesses what's going on in Yanma's head! 80% Technology and research for the sake of the country's future 15% When it comes to N'kosopa, how I should act as a king 5% Space to think about other stuff

My Favorite Point: Cuff Earring "I like that it has alot of decorations, including N'kosopa's emblem and the jagged edges." (-Watanabe)

The Jacket "I can understand why Yanma loves it, The key point is that it's got alot of texture!" (-Watanabe)

Hymeno Ran

"I'll do as I want and follow my own path!"

Murakami Erika guesses what's going on in Hymeno's head! 40% Cute things and beautiful scenery, fashion and other things including the "arts" 30% Lifesaving and medical research for the sake of Ishabana's people 20% Romantic stories 10% Daydreaming about the future

My Favorite Point: The Spiral Curled Hair "With this hair, I love the novel style of it being tied up and the tiara attached to the knot." (-Murakami)

The Immovable King and Moffun

A Special photoshoot with Rita Kaniska and Moffun has become a realization! With their mask removed, Rita enters a relaxed mode, and is being healed by and carefully brushing the fur of Moffun.

"Together with Moffun" is a long running animated series that depicts Panpy, a cryptid hunter, meeting the legendary yetis Moffun and living in "Mofu Village." The white, cute and fluffy visuals, the love of humans, and the willingness to be hugged so tightly…The healing nature of Moffun is very popular among both children and adults, and is known to have achieved the highest viewership rating in Ishabana of 90.9%, which is run by Hymeno Ran.

One of the reasons for the love of this series, was the proof of bond between the queen of Ishabana and her people. Having lost her parents in the "Wrath of God" tragedy 15 years ago, Hymeno, who became queen at such a young age, had suffered greatly…It was at this time that the people of Ishabana rose up. They made the show with the hopes that she would smile as much as possible, and Hymeno, who grew up watching it, turned into a wonderful queen and doctor.

Another big fan of this show, which is currently airing all across Chikyu, loves it. It's the King of Gokkan, Rita Kaniska. Rita's "Moffun Love " is becoming apparent to Hymeno, while Rita doesn't show any emotion due to their duty as king…If Moffun's charm, which has won the hearts of the two kings, spreads any further, is it possible…the future of Chikyu could become brighter?!

Rita Kaniska

"Even if the earth were to split or the sky falls, Rita Kaniska will not be shaken!"

Hirakawa Yuzuki guesses what's going on in Rita's head! 90% Trials and other work that has to get done 10% Wanting to play with Moffun

My Favorite Point: The Collar "They usually wear a collar that covers their face, so scenes where they show their face are appealing." (-Hirakawa)

Kaguragi Dybowski

"We'll eliminate these pests for a bountiful harvest"

Kaku So guesses what's going on in Kaguragi's head! 75% Toufu 10% The other countries kings 10% Suzume 5% Racules

My Favorite Point: The Furisode's Patterns "I like that the design shows off the various emotions. This costume is a must for Kaguragi!" (-Kaku)

Jeramie Brasieri

"Humans, Bugnarak, and everything else, I rule over all and determine the fate of the world. The king of inbetween, the story of what I do will be passed down forever."

Ikeda Masashi guesses what's going on in Jeramie's head! 80% Peace 20% Stories

My Favorite Point: The Forehead Makeup Instead of using a sticker, I have the patterns drawn on instead. It's the switch that gets me into the role! (-Ikeda)

[writtenbyreii]

ᯓ★Bonten Husbands, waking up early to make them packed lunch.

Featuring: Sano Manjiro, Sanzu Haruchiyo, Kakucho, Haitani Ran, Haitani Rindou, Kokonoi Hajime⭑.ᐟ

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ Sano Manjiro ⭑.ᐟ

‘The alarm clock woke him up.’

The moment the alarm started ringing, Mikey was the first to wake up. When he saw it was your phone ringing, he woke you up.

“n/n, your alarm is going off.” He had to shake you a few times to wake you up, you answered, half asleep “hm? Oh wait... I was supposed to make you lunch...” He was amused, and stretched your cheeks, “then I'll be looking forward to what you pack for me.” You just smile and nod, you slapped yourself to wake up, and dragged your body to the kitchen.

‘He said he looks forward to something! And that's very rare, so wake up!’

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ Sanzu Haruchiyo ⭑.ᐟ

‘He was a bit surprised, but he let you do his thing.’

When Sanzu woke up, you weren't by his side anymore, it was only 5:00 AM, two more hours before he has to go to his ‘accounting’ job. He got out of bed, and went to find you.

When he went to the kitchen, he saw you cutting up some cutely shaped fruits. “What ya ’doin, wifey?” before you could respond, he was already behind you, “Making you lunch, Haru.” He smiled, amused. “Yeah? Then i’ll leave you alone to do your thing.” He was smiling all the way back to the bedroom, already day dreaming how good it's gonna taste.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ Kakucho ⭑.ᐟ

‘He wants to help, but ends up doing most of the things because he doesn't want you tired.’

Usually, out of the two of you, Kakucho, is usually the first one to wake up.

But today was different, when Kakucho woke up, he didn't see you in bed. He was a bit confused and went to look for you.

He saw you making a huge bento for him, and approached you, “Honey, do you need help?” He hugged you from behind, secretly taking the spatula and frying pan from you. “Kakucho, I know what you're doing. Stop it right now.” He didn't respond, and just kept frying the egg, “Kaku! I want to do something for you once in a while! You always take care of me, I also want to take care of you!” You were trying to get the frying pan from him, “I understand that, but I don't want you to get tired, so please let me do this, you can pack me a drink, okay?” You sighed, it wasn't really a compromise, but you do as he says, and went chopping fruits.

“Honey, i'll do that, what about putting the food inside the bento?” You look at him, “No.” He gives up, and allows you to continue packing his lunch, while he cooked breakfast for you.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ Haitani Ran ⭑.ᐟ

‘Would tease you, and hug you from behind, making your job more complicated.’

You and him got up around the same time, you already informed his last night that you would pack him lunch today, and that he should sleep in. But he didn't listen, and decided to annoy you.

“Oh my darling wife!” he said in a childish tone, “I told you to sleep in.” you were about to turn around but you felt a head resting on your shoulder, “Y’know I can't sleep without you.” He was being annoying again, but you let him be. “Ran, as much as I love you being clingy, were both going to get burned by this hot oil if you keep clinging.” You were frying bacon when he decided to attach himself onto you. “It's too early for this, Darling. You should be in bed cuddling with me.” He pouted, “I love you, and you're so cute, I only need to fry this bacon, and cut up some fruits, so I suggest you let go.” you turned your face and kissed him on the cheek. He decided to be dramatic, “But it's so cold, without your body heat, I'll freeze to death!” dramatically putting his head on his forehead, “Ran.” you said in a serious tone, “Fine! I guess I'll just die, cold and alone!” he gasped dramatically. You just laugh and continue what you're doing.

He’s really such a drama queen.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ Haitani Rindou ⭑.ᐟ

‘He decided to make you breakfast while you make him lunch.’

You both wake up at the same time, because you already informed him last night, and he also said he'd cook you breakfast while you cook him lunch.

You both were having fun, singing songs while cooking for each other, but Rindou was in charge of frying things because it'll be dangerous if both of you are at the stove at the same time.

“What fruits do you want, Rin?” you asked, wanting to try out the new fruit cutter you bought, “Whatever works best for you, Beautiful.” You hummed in response.

You both finished cooking, and you packed Rindou's lunch into his lunch bag, and you sat down to eat breakfast. “How does it taste?” He asked, “Sweet, just like you.” He smiled in response.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ Kokonoi Hajime ⭑.ᐟ

‘He disagreed, he said he already hired a chef to do that, and you should just stay in bed to cuddle with him.’

You secretly woke up at 5:00 AM, gently removing the hand that was on your waist. But you forgot one thing, Kokonoi was a light sleeper, especially if his body gets moved. The moment you removed his hand from your waist, he woke up.

“And where do you think you're going, My love?” You slowly turn your head, to see Kokonoi sitting up, shirtless mat I add. “Nowhere...” You looked down at your hands. “My love, I already told you I hired a chef to make us lunch, so you don't need to wake up at the ass crack of dawn just to make me lunch, while I appreciate the effort, I don't want you tired. So let's get back to sleep, okay? You can cook us food on my day off, we’ll bake together, okay?” You couldn't even argue and just went back to bed with him.

“I love you, Hajime.”

“I love you, My love. Now sleep.”

I might make this a series...

[mcpostinghours]

Ok I have CP9 brain worms, have some dating head canons for Lucci and Kaku

Includes some NSFW HCs

Kaku:

- He's literally the sweetest boyfriend in public

- His compliments are old fashioned and kind of corny but that just adds to his cuteness

- Constantly uses pet names, probably defaults to "honey" or "sweetheart" the most (or "filly" if you're a girl)

- You've gotta angle your head a LOT for kisses, but it's worth it

- He probably believes in corny shit like love at first sight, he's a government assassin but this man DESPERATELY wants someone to just relax and be himself with

NSFW

- STAMINA this man has it in SPADES

- He's also a tease, a horrible one, will keep you going for hours if he can

- He's also REALLY good at dirty talk, you would never guess it. He's constantly purring about how good and sweet you are for him.

- I'm... Honestly torn on whether the dick is square or not

Lucci

- I have no idea how you could get this man's attention but once you have it he has no idea what to do.

- There's two options I see for him: either you're the most kind hearted, generous civilian he's ever met and he NEEDS to keep you safe from criminals

- Or you're an agent/marine and every bit as devoted to the cause of justice as him, and your strength is almost as impressive as his

- Rather, intellectually he knows what to do, he's been hit on before. He's just never reciprocated.

- He doesn't flirt so much as he just kind of... Let's you know in no uncertain terms that he wants you. (Once he gets over the five stages of grief he goes through when he REALIZES he wants you.)

- He's possessive, and if anyone looks at you even remotely flirtatiously he WILL throw them into a wall... At the very least

- He's also protective and if anyone threatens you -or God forbid actually hurts you- they're beyond dead, ESPECIALLY if you're just a civilian

- The pigeon must approve of you

NSFW

- Oh this guy is a menace in bed

- Loves to edge you until you're begging and crying to finish

- Doesn't talk much, but when he does it's FILTHY

- Mostly just grunts and growls, it might be a leftover habit from not talking for five years

- If he can, he pulls your hair, and A LOT

[demonpiratehuntress]

birthday girl

Kaku x F!Reader

summary - Kaku always frees up his day on your birthday, because he loves to spoil you and treat you

warnings - none, but in this fic Kaku and the others are just shipwrights at Galley-La and Khalifa is just Iceberg's secretary.

a/n - my birthday is tomorrow so this is purely self-indulgent, i'm sorry <3

Kaku was a workaholic. He enjoyed what he did, so it wasn't often that he took off work for a day. But today was different, because for him today was special.

It was your birthday.

You woke up to a smell that was heaven on earth, and immediately your stomach grumbled. You blushed in embarrassment, even though there was no one in the room to be embarrassed in front of, and quickly got out of bed because you knew that smell could only mean one thing.

Kaku was home.

"Hi, handsome," you greeted with a warm smile as you wrapped your arms around his bare torso. "I see you dressed to impress."

He laughed, clad in only a pair of sweatpants, no shirt, "I know how much you love it when I cook like this, my love. Besides, this was the first surprise of the day for my sweet birthday girl."

"You took off work to stay home with me?" You smiled even more. Kaku was incredibly sweet. You kissed his cheek as he hummed.

"Mhm, but Paulie and Lucci want us to swing by Dock 1 later on so they can wish you," he turned to give you one of his sweet, gentle smiles before pecking your lips.

"That's sweet of them. But you don't plan on staying home all day, do you?" You laughed, guessing he must have planned everything out already.

"Nope," he grinned at you, before turning the stove off. "I have lots of special things planned for my special girlfriend."

You smiled even more as the two of you sat down to eat, blushing as always when you saw that he had made your favourite. You kissed him deeply before he could start eating, showing your appreciation for this gesture and for him because words were failing you.

"I love you," you pulled back and murmured breathlessly.

"I love you too," he didn't hesitate, his eyes bright as they settled on you.

Kaku did indeed have several things planned for you both to do. He knew you liked long, romantic rides on the yagaras around Water 7, so he had found the longest, most scenic route and taken you along it. Then he took you to several shops and purchased anything you so much as looked at, because he wanted to spoil you today. You ended up with an entire new outfit, complete with shoes and accessories.

"You didn't have to buy so much," you giggled as you came out of the last store. "I would have been happy with just the skirt."

"I know," he smiled innocently, "I wanted to get you all of this."

He didn't let you protest, because he swept you away to Dock 1 so that the others could bombard you with wishes and greetings and in Paulie's case, a bone-crushing hug. Kaku had to peel him off you, and you laughed as you said Khalifa's signature phrase, "Sexual harassment," and watched the colour drain from his face.

Then Kaku took you somewhere nice to eat, and the whole time just gazed at you lovingly as you thanked him for such a great day and described how much you love him.

"You're so beautiful," Kaku interrupted your little speech, his eyes twinkling with admiration, awe and love. "You're so beautiful."

Your cheeks burned, "You say that all the time."

"Because it's true."

He took your hands in his and kissed them, not taking his eyes off you, "You're the most beautiful, incredible woman on this planet and I feel very fortunate to be your boyfriend. I just hope one day you'll let me be your husband." He handed you small, handcrafted wooden ship.

Your eyes widened at his words, before settling on the ship, "What's this?"

"Another gift," he smiled, that silly little smile you loved so much.

"Kaku, you already-"

"Stop protesting," he chuckled, "Just open it."

"How?"

"That's for you to find out, my love."

You studied the ship, looking for a hidden compartment. If the cute little ship wasn't the gift, then what was? You found out soon enough, when your thumb brushed against a spot that seemed a bit loose. When you pressed it, a small drawer opened and revealed a beautiful silver ring with intricate carvings of your favourite flower.

"Kaku-" You felt like the air had been knocked out of your lungs.

"It's not a proposal yet," he blushed, "Because I know you're not ready, so it's a promise ring. As soon as you're ready, I'm going to marry you."

You teared up, "It's so beautiful."

It was such a thoughtful thing to give and his words were even sweeter, making your heartbeat speed up. You were at a loss for words, this was the most amazing gift you had ever gotten, and him saying he planned to marry you when you were ready made you fall in love with him all over again.

"Then you're perfectly matched," he slid the promise ring onto your finger, then brought your hand up to his mouth so he could kiss it.

That evening as you lay in bed, you couldn't help but wonder how you'd gotten so lucky. Then Kaku walked in to join you, but he was holding a small cake with a single candle on it, and you laughed.

"Well, isn't that cute?"

He smirked, "Can't have a birthday without cake."

He settled on the bed next to you, smiling gently as you sat up to face him. He held the cake up gingerly between you two, so he could sing to you softly and you could blow them out afterwards, after making a wish. It was the most intimate, romantic moment of your birthday so far, and you smiled at him lovingly.

"Thank you so much for today, love," you spoke between eating the cut cake. "It meant so much to me, you have no idea."

He just smiled and looked up at you with an icing-covered nose, and you giggled as you wiped it off and watched him eat messily, adoring your goofball boyfriend. He was the cutest when he ate, and in that moment you silently thanked God for giving you such a treasure.

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a/n - not my best work, but here it is. Hopefully my fellow Kaku girls out there still enjoy it :)

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 3 Side D

Propaganda under the cut.

CrocoRosi:

LOOK people I know everyone is all over Dofuwani and it's great, everyone wants the other brother with crocodile one of the most shipped men I've witnessed in some time but I just think that Corazon and Crocodile is simply one with potential to be ICONIC. Crocodile & Corazon while being opposites in the Sense of what they do (Pirate & Marine respectively) would possibly work together due to Crocodile being a Warlord. I'd imagine the bickering would be quite funny but one of them would need a light for a cigar/cigarette and then they'd just sit there in silence smoking until Corazon eventually lights himself on fire. I could wrack my crazy little brain so much about the potential of these two and I'd think they'd be chaotic yet strangely cute at the same time. So I'd like to shove them into a boat together and let that ship sail my lords, ladies and jesters

everyone has heard of dofuwani or dofladile. the classic villain pairing. but hear me out. crocodile and the OTHER DQ bro. stay with me folks personality-wise, think about the amount of sanity crocodile would retain. rosinante is far quieter, much more pleasant for an introvert to put up with. sure, he can goof off at times, but he can read the room. he can be serious. crocodile can be a little violent and testy, but rosinante’s dealt with it all before. he knows how to either ignore it, or diffuse it. think about the possibilities their relationship could have. crocodile was a warlord. they could have met when rosinante was still a marine, before either of them got tangled up in doflamingo’s schemes. or, maybe crocodile met corazon, doflamingo’s brother and right-hand man. maybe what started as an attempt to piss doflamingo off turned into a night he couldn't forget. what if someone actually showed crocodile some love? what if someone who was drawn to harmful people found himself snared in crocodile’s grasp, too? so many different spins on their relationship it makes me dizzy.

Potential dynamic fascinate me.

Miku: They would always have things to talk about (swords and Zoro). Fight flirting would be a definite, Mihawk's likely never seen anything like Kaku's giraffe swordsmanship so there's novelty there, and Kaku would have the time of his life in Kuraigana.

[tokiro07]

Toki Reads Shonen Jump 2025, Issue #13: New Fave Week

One Piece: Gaban is satisfied with Luffy and Zoro's performance in his test of their characters and gives them Loki's key; Shamrock and Gunko summon two more Holy Knights, Sommers and Killingham, who plan to kidnap the children of Elbapth. I love kirin, and Killingham uses a spear with a funny design, so I'm already endeared to him, but the Celestial Dragon bubble and gas mask give me a very bad feeling that he won't be the Kaku-esque goofball I want him to be

Roboco: Bondo and co. take a trip to the bathhouse, where they find Roboco working to pay off her mountains of debt left over from her failed art career; they learn the procedures and pleasures of the sauna, right up until Roboco gets overzealous and accidentally destroys the entire building. Miyazaki is a lot like Shinohara, where he'll just randomly decide to use a chapter to explain one of his niche interests; much like Witch Watch's denim chapter, this did nothing to attract me to said interest, but I'm glad they're having fun

Sakamoto: Shin tells Sakamoto that there are actually multiple bombs, so there's no time to disarm them all before Ando dies; Ikari flies into a rage and tries to crash the ship into the pier, but Sakamoto brings down a helicopter to slow the ship to a stop and subsequently evacuate everyone; Ando forces himself to stay alive just long enough to see that Shin saved a child instead of coming to see him in his final moments, and leaves him with one final message, "Live," before his heart stops and the ship explodes. Ando was likely proud to see Shin's decision to prioritize another life over his final, brief opportunity to talk to his father, and this is certainly meant to be the truest demonstration of Shin's character; the current-day story sees Shin believing himself to be nothing more than a killer, but his willingness to kill comes solely from his desire to protect innocent lives, he just can't see himself as a savior after being responsible for his own father's death

EluSam: Amidst the political struggles of the Ashikaga Shogunate, Uesugi and Morofuyu end up on opposing sides, and Uesugi ironically teams up with the Elusive Samurai, now all grown up in 1350. I'm glad we're finally returning to the ongoing Brainwashed Fubuki storyline, but I'm honestly so uninvested in his character that I don't have any of the necessary context to understand what circumstances led to this particular scenario; I'm also disappointed that we didn't spend a little more time dwelling on Tokiyuki's romantic life - I didn't expect to see Ayako Amazoness Pressing that twink, but I at least wanted to see their daily lives AFTER deciding to be polyamorous

Witch Watch: Nico's class puts on a production of Momotaro, but out of fear of retribution from the students' parents, the teacher allows everyone to have exactly the role that they want no matter how silly or incongruous. It's so cute that Nico chose to be the ogre because she feels it's the coolest role, as it shows how much she looks up to and respects Morihito

Blue Box: Haruto tries to distract Taiki from the competition for the movie tickets by asking Chinatsu about their relationship; all three teams eventually tie, but Chinatsu insists Ayame keep the tickets for helping everyone have fun, though it seems she still can't make progress with Kyo. Very cute chapter, but I need Ayame to just fess up to Kyo already

Akane: Akane pieces together Issho's intentions for her to train overseas - since improvisation would clash with subtitles, she had to work on her consistency. Not exactly what I took away last week, but it makes sense; I also realized that I'm an idiot - I was really thrown by the idea of Rakugo having subtitles, even though I should already be intimately familiar with the basic concept - I watch anime! Of course you can convey the emotion and rhythm of a scene in another language, I see it EVERY GOD DAMN DAY!!!

Kill Blue: Noren rejects Juzo's divorce proposal, and Oka suggests that instead of ACTUALLY getting married, they just get engaged on paper because that's just as good for their purposes; Noren gives herself a Nisio Isin-style haircut, and Juzo drags her to meet with Noren's father to discuss their engagement. I'm surprised how much I don't like Noren's short hair given the everything about me, but I did notice that it looked good from certain angles, so maybe Fujimaki just needs to practice this new design a bit

Nue: Gashadokuro sets his sights on Shiroha as his vessel, so the head of the Fujino Family decides to sever Shiroha's contract with Kyokotsu, which will kill her and himself to prevent that from happening; as the two of them fight, Gakuro shows up to save Shiroha. Wait, why is the head of the family willing to sacrifice Shiroha? Wasn't the whole point of taking her back to serve the family in some way? I'm so confused...

Kagurabachi: Iori's friend, Ikura, tails the Hishaku to the hotel in an attempt to get back his only friend; Chihiro entrusts Ikura with the key to seal Iori's memories, as he represents the ties to her normal life; when Ikura is put in danger though, Iori's memories completely unlock, and her skills as Samura's daughter awaken. III KNEW IT!!! You may recall when I reviewed the chapter she first appeared in, I predicted that she'd eventually get Tobimune, so her already being a skilled swordswoman preemptively justifies that eventual turn in the story

Chojo: Cop-Bot is up for a promotion and brown noses the chief during a round of golf, only for Chojo to show up and antagonize them; Cop-Bot tries to help the chief cheat, but at the last moment has a change of heart and throws the game so that he'll stay with Chojo and Ippongi; Chojo's nasty personality immediately makes him regret this decision. I do wonder if Chojo's final bit of jackassery was a legitimate misread of Cop-Bot or if he was trying not to embarrass him by seeing through his good intentions; probably the former

Astro Royale: To repay Hibaru for saving his younger brother, Hachiku protects Tsukushi, the girl that Hibaru came to rescue, allowing Hibaru to continue fighting back against Taira. The theme of this arc seems to be "the lengths you'd go for your family" - Taira throwing away his morals for Shikaba, powerless Hiyohiko putting himself in danger for Tsukushi, and now Hachiku betraying his organization for his younger brother; however, this message becomes kind of muddied when you consider that Hachiku is also fighting his OLDER brother, so clearly he's not too worried about "family" as a whole

Kiyoshi: Nehan+Jack Joe quickly end up on the backfoot against Bakku Yoraku, Jack Joe's old friend and rival, but through the power of their bonds manage to overpower him. Bakku's design is clearly meant to evoke Jack Joe's, suggesting that in teaming up with Nehan, Jack Joe has surpassed his previous self; I'd really like to see this series get an anime, if only so I can see Jack Joe's zipper mouth moving to make it clear which one of them is speaking at any given time

Hima-Ten: Himari gets jealous of how close Tenichi is getting with Honoka, so she insists on accompanying him while he goes on a shopping errand. This is probably the most endeared I've been to the Hima-Ten relationship so far compared to Hono-Ten or Kanna-Ten, specifically because she's actually being honest with us about wanting to spend time with him, but I'm also getting kind of annoyed with her since she definitely knows how everyone else feels

Ichi: Team Desscaras makes their way to Bakugami, as advised by the prophecy, and meet Gokuraku, a man who regularly tortures Magiks in a vain attempt to acquire them; when Ichi uses magic in front of him, Gokuraku becomes enamored by the only confirmed male Witch in existence and whisks him away. Yep, I love him; I'm so glad we're going to get a glimpse into what being male in this society is like and what would motivate someone to behave so cruelly like Gokuraku does

Shinobi: Yodaka and Suzume face off against a fugitive ninja, Ban, who seems to be obsessed with being a good manager; a second fugitive ninja appears to split up Yodaka and Suzume. As I've come to expect from Takegushi's writing, Ban's a fun enemy, with his conscientiousness leading others to make incorrect assumptions about his intentions; I also really like this new guy's design, I'm curious what his bit's gonna be

Syd Craft: While meeting with Souffle at a cafe to discuss a recent murder, Syd finds himself constantly distracted by her pillowy lips; meanwhile, aspiring criminal mastermind "Madhell" Misery Killthy plots to assassinate Syd to make a name for herself; however, Misery is a good girl at heart, and ultimately only manages to give him a ton of sweets on her own dime and inadvertently lead Syd to conclude that the manager is actually the killer in disguise. I'm immediately in love with Misery, every chapter of this series that doesn't involve her henceforth will be a complete waste of my time

Embers: Not even bothering to coordinate with his team, Inanaki toys with Haitani and Takami in an attempt to break their confidence; however, in a brilliant misread of the situation, Haitani believes that Inanaki was too scared to face him head-on, inspiring Takami to think up a way they can team up to outmaneuver Inanaki. Moreso than the fact that they're about to find their synergy on the field, Haitani's ability to save Takami from an emotional spiral lays fantastic groundwork for how their dynamic will develop going forward

Beethoven: Yaso attempts to transfer into Reiro Academy, but his proctor argues that doing so after his hiatus may be detrimental to his mental health, and that his talents have likely waned; Beethoven, after wandering the academy alone for a bit, arrives just as Yaso is about to be crushed by the proctor's words and insists that Yaso pay no heed to the words of the untalented; as the proctor threatens to call security, Beethoven prepares to give a demonstration of his genius. I'm not 100% sure what Beethoven is trying to prove here, he's kind of just getting in the way of Yaso's transfer, but I imagine the intention will become clear next week, and his presence always leaves such a strong impact that I'm still entertained even when I'm a bit confused

I'm not kidding about Misery, by the way. The moment she decided that poisoning someone was too mean and gave Syd too much chocolate instead (but not SO MUCH that it would be costly to the cafe owner), I knew she was not only my Best Girl for this series, but one of my Top Ten Jump Girls overall

She's no Anonymity Requested, of course, but I think I'd go so far as to rank her above Martial Master Asumi's Okiba, just to put things into perspective for anyone familiar with my tastes

In addition to Misery, Jump gave me a lot of characters with strong Fave potential: I'm pretty immediately endeared to Ichi's Gokuraku, my opinion on Kagurabachi's Iori is dramatically shifting (though I still like Hiyuki more at the moment), and depending on how fun he is, Killingham may or may not give Kaku a run for his money as my Best Boy for One Piece. Therefore, I dub this week "New Fave Week," which will be reflected in...

This Week's Top 3:

Syd Craft because Misery is just that good

Ichi the Witch for Gokuraku's lore implications

Kagurabachi for boosting my ego by suggesting that my prediction about Iori may be correct

[rollinouttahere-writes]

Reading Little Lucky AU while being on Thriller Bark has me rolling just imagining a small child running around. One who's seen enough crazy stuff go down to maybe not even think zombies or talking skeletons are that scary in the first place. Either that or she acclimates pretty quickly since everyone (+ I imagine she'd be with the main party rather than Nami/Usopp/and Chopper?) who's not freaking out over everything is with her.

If she were to somehow get caught (the group is rampaging even worse than before) Perona finding them the cutest thing ever. Then getting absolutely offended when her silly laugh gets called out. I imagine Moria only laughs more if she does the same to him. while Hogback (if Lucky calls it out in a nicer way like saying she likes their laughs because they're silly) asks Chindry why she can't be more like that only to get the meanest comment yet and Lucky is like, "that's not nice 😡" and it suddenly becomes a fight between Perona and Hogback on who gets the shadow. Perona may have been offended, but she's freaking adorable and Hogback needs at least one person who'll be nice to him in the mansion lmao. The only reason I could see absalom wanting the shadow is to maybe try distracting Lola from actively chasing him with the idea of a child but I also don't think he'd want to add fuel that that fire so he'd maybe make a gross comment about when she's older but, like in your Strays AU post, Perona would kick his ass for it.

I almost wonder if Moria might be hesitant to take a kid's, especially such a small ones, shadow. Doesn't seem like it'd make a very useful underling and honestly, it's not the most boring thing in the world having a kid around (Moria taking care of and playing with a young Perona makes my heart melt it's so cute) and the others can always take care of anything he's too lazy to. Plus, if she ever starts whining about missing her old crew, they can just round up the zombies with their shadows, kid probably won't know the difference. So... yea. Not like she can cause much of any harm anyway.

And suddenly, Lucky has control over her own little zombie hoard that aren't exactly top fighters but will at least keep her away from the Srawhats. Honestly, the zombies hoard at her beck and command is probably the only reason she isn't actively demanding the Strawhats shadows back 24/7. It's like a bunch of new friends to play with and Perona lets her play with her cute zombies and throws a pretty sweet tea party, so at least she's safe?

I also love Kaku kidnapping her while being like, "I may commit terrible atrocities, but this is clearly child endangerment." Peak content 😂

I haven't finished that arc yet, but I have a couple of ideas rolling around for it

I also am leaning towards her being in the main party, great minds think alike I suppose. When Lucky doesn't know how to react to something, her first go to is to see how Luffy is reacting and go from there, so she's honestly having a great old time. If Luffy isn't scared, she won't be either.

Perona absolutely snatches her up. She loves cute things, and the second that Little Lucky calls one of her ghosts cute, she's making plans to go get her.

I'm imagining this interaction between Perona and Moria where she strolls in and asks where he keeps all of her old clothing from when she was a kid. He asks why she could possibly want any of that stuff now, and she just holds up Little Lucky like 'I found this baby and I'm keeping her'. Moria recalls how he got Perona and nods. That is how children are typically acquired in his experience. The clothes are in that closet over there, have fun you two!

I am going to give Absalom a tiny bit of credit and say that I don't think he would make a pass at a four year old, but he may approach her to ask if she wants to be the flower girl at his and Nami's wedding. Perona would reluctantly agree to this because he has a point, she would make an adorable flower girl.

Little Lucky is demanding to know why Nami didn't tell her she was getting married, and Nami has to find a child-friendly way to explain that she is here against her will. Sanji comes in and has to take a couple of minutes to take pictures of Little Lucky in her flower girl dress before getting down to business and beating the shit out of Absalom.

I think it would be funny to let Little Lucky have an all around fun time in Thriller Bark to contrast how shitty it goes for adult Lucky in Lucky Break.

And yes, Kaku may be an assassin, but he has standards lmao

[fanaticsnail]

hihihi. i dunno if anyone has asked you yet, but would you mind adding kaku, paulie and or bartolomeo to your 'dreaming of you' list? i'm obsessed with those boys and your writing and just, please??

like, i obviously realize that's a huge ask, which is why i'm fine with just one of the three. there's not enough love for either three- which, like, the lack of paulie appreciation is really wild???? but seeing at least one of my loves getting some sort of attention would be👌👌👌👌

plus, with your talent at writing, i'm certain you'd do any of these boys justice?? like, seriously, i don't follow many people but how could i not be following someone as talented as you? thank you for sharing your works with us! you've been a huge part in getting me back into reading and writing, which i really appreciate!! i've missed being passionate about them.

I am looking very, very disrespectfully at Paulie, not gonna lie. Trying to work out how to group these into trios is gonna be hard - just considering their alignments are so different and their personalities are so vast.

For Kaku, I could remove Yamato from the trio and chuck him in with the Zoan-Fruit users like Marco and Lucci. That could make some more canonical sense for me. I still would love to write about Yamato one day because I love him so much, but I feel like Kaku might make a better match for the Zoan-Fruit trio.

Now. Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is adorable. He is in serious danger of being written about because I love him. Fell deeper in love with him in One-Piece RED. His love for Luffy as his number 1 fan is just so cute. I can't even with him. He's sweet.

Also:

You are literally so kind, anon. Your compliments are so moving, and I love it. I would be honoured to write something for you. I would also love to read what you come up with!

[killercooksblog]

An email has been sent in relation to the brownie challenge. Inside is a link to a video.

Baking Mama: KillerCook Baking Challenge!

Hey It's me! Mama Sheath! I'm here today with IRL Blorbo (depicted as Kaku as per his request to keep his image off the internet). Today we are participating in Killer's Secret Brownie Baking Challenge! For those who don't know the rules, the challenge is to make brownies with a secret ingredient—not THAT kind of ingredient—and describe them for others to guess what your secret ingredient is.

I'll be honest, I went SUPER unconventional for these with a lot of the ingredients, but the one in particular I will not mention is the aim. My inspiration came from my nephew being a fussy eater, and things that can be done to make even desserts more healthy while still being delicious!

So for the process of this recipe, some items got blended together to make it easier to combine, mostly all of the wet ingredients. Chocolate chips were added and blended as well. I was not surprised by the color given the secret ingredient. IRL Blorbo wasn't either, but he expected it to be darker.

I used greek yogurt, maple syrup and honey (I ran out of maple syrup and needed it to be a little sweeter and straight sugar would have been too much), vanilla bean paste, eggs, and the secret ingredient.

Once it was mixed in with the dry ingredients, though, most of the color went to what you would expect brownies to be.

The dry ingredients included oat flour, cocoa powder, Semi sweet chocolate chips, baking powder and a little salt. Everything was then poured into some baking pans and baked 350°F for 40 minutes.

YAY! IT'S READY!

I was was not all that surprised with how dense and moist they came out, and they are very much on the rich side. The texture is almost a cross between a souffle and a brownie. I was surprised there was no earthiness to it, and it just tastes like the most decedent brownie you've ever had in your life!

So of course I made ice cream to go with it.

May or may not still be in a food coma.

When I asked IRL Blorbo his thoughts, he was not helpful as he answered with full cheeks: "Tastes like brownie." I then asked him what the texture was like, and he answered, again, with "Brownie"

It's a damn good thing he's cute, because he was NO HELP!

I do feel once baked, the color was a little almost purpley looking, which surprised me, and it really does just taste like brownie, so I can't be that mad at IRL Blorbo.

Well with that, I wish you luck on guessing my ingredient. I will leave a hint as I play myself out!

"Shout Your Lungs Out" (Will redirect to Spotify)

Thank you to Mama and Kaku for the submission. Loved the detail for plating, and your story! I was stumped on this one for DAYS. My final guess, is BEETS. If that's the case, I'm simply amazed at how you took so many routes to make a truly authentic, and overall healthier, dessert for your nephew!

Also, is your blorbo just Kid? Because he is just as unhelpful!! jkjk...but also 🔪 as a warning

@yamiyamiart for the Gordon Ramsay slay

[tae-rambles]

OP ch 1119 SPOILERS

My reaction as I read:

looked up the meaning of Emeth:

^ interesting... i'm guessing it has something to do with the Iron Giant?

there's also a character from the Chronicles of Narnia named Emeth that serves to promote Christian Inclusivism - basically "as long as you have good intention the Christian god will accept you no matter your religious affiliation" but i don't think that's what Oda is referencing here...

Yamato :( ... but the kids' anger is understandable, he shouldn't have to pay for his father's sins but those are just kids... maybe this cover story will be about Yamato proving himself to the ppl of Wano and becoming accepted? that would be nice

Kaku c'mon! don't be like this! you liked ships when you were a child! and you were a great shipwright in W7! i can see you hurting too! why do you wanna stay w the WG? is it for Lucci? bcs you know he wouldn't leave?

now Stussy hurry!

Luffy and Bonney are so cute together in their Nika forms

just learned a new word: facsimile

Luffy taking the hit to protect those behind him

Bonney worried about Luffy

lmao giants

damn Luffy looks scary there lol

lmaoooo they're using haki that's brutal i'm dying

(also those who said Bonney can't use haki bcs that would make her too strong as a response to ch 1118 - how you feelin?)

Franky! Sanji! that's your captain! they have no mercy fr lmao

is that a drom of nervous sweat i see on Mars? hahaa! >:)

damn how far did he bounce him lmao (serves him right)

no! Atlas! don't go! i have a bad feeling about this...

hello Katakuri :D

yes, the Will of D, unfortunately, your broadcast has been interrupted so what you wanted them to hear didn't get out... but why is Gaimon and his gf shown at that exact moment? is Gaimon somehow connected to the Will of D? or maybe it's about the island of rare animals? there's that theory about the six treasure chests... hmmm... or is it there just to show that not everyone was able to hear the message...

dammit, the marines got the seraphim

also, Peter swallowed the kairoseki bubbles w no problem... do the gorosei really not have devil fruits?

good punch! :D

HOLY SHIT so much happening on the last double page :D

Warcury fearlessly jumping off the shore... are they really not just mythical zoan devil fruit users?

i was hoping for more double Nika combo attacks but we also already knew Bonney wouldn't be able to hold that for for long so it can't be helped (hopefully the anime will provide us w some more shots of Nika!Bonney)

i wonder if Luffy heard the Iron Giant calling out to Joyboy or if he just sensed him w his observation haki

a magnificent left hook! strong enough to break Warcury's tusk! amazing panel

Emeth... the name really suits him :D

Joyboy speaks for the first time! :D well not really since it's just a memory but y'kno... we're gonna hear Joyboy's voice when the anime gets here! :DD i'm so hyped

doesn't Emeth look kinda sad? i feel so sorry for him. he's probably so confused about what's going on since he's been asleep for so long. he keeps calling out to Joyboy but Luffy isn't the Joyboy he's thinking of :(

and a break next week - as expected after three chapters in a row

Great chapter! Loved it! :D

[silver-d-nastja]

Chapter 1140 Reaction

[proceed for full-on spoilers]

Heck yeah, I’m sosososososososo happy we finally got Gaban. Previous chapter made me so happy, you have no idea. And thank you, Goda, for giving me another sexy old man. You’re never gonna hear the end of it. (Maybe I’ll post some thoughts on 1139 later just to scream more about this man.)

Zoro remembering what Colon said about his father already tells me he’s gonna take Gaban seriously. Of course, Gaban just teases Luffy at first, but using the key as weapon is so cool to me. The key looks beautiful in every frame, but this sequence clearly is the highlight:

The way the key bends too to emphasize how hard it was pressed, forced into the floor is chef’s kiss. The crackling in the small frame looks like conqueror’s to me but we’ll see if he actually has it or it’s just a different way of drawing advanced armament.

Tangent - It just confuses me when people online immediately rule out the possibility or say “he can’t have it”. I mean, why shouldn’t he? We’re in the endgame now, so we should expect it to appear more frequently. Feels like some power scalers are just afraid that if Gaban has it, Sanji will get it too, ‘cause of the parallel drawn between them, to which I have to say - 1. Gaban having it wouldn’t automatically mean Sanji will, they’re not the same person, just like Rayleigh isn’t a 1-to-1 copy of Zoro. Imo both Rayleigh and Gaban have a mix of traits from both Sanji and Zoro. - 2. Even if Sanji gets it too, I don’t see why that would be an issue? Just let the old man join the ranks of other hot powerful old men with huge cock COC. Rant over.

Gaban saying the straw hat suits Luffy better than the helmet is so sweet. He already pictures him as Roger :3 But calling Shanks a cheapskate is hilarious xD it makes me curious tho if Shanks actually wants it back and why… sus. I’d usually subscribe to the theory that Shanks realized Luffy will carry on Roger’s legacy and not him since Luffy shares the same dream - also his break-up scene with Buggy supports that - and prepared the way for Luffy. Maybe it’s not that deep and returning the hat is just meant to motivate Luffy and that’s why he doesn’t want to meet him yet - he wants to see him become Pirate King first, but who knows. Why is this man always so sus? But imagine if Gaban met Shanks again and just scolded him for not just giving Luffy the hat, man I love this family.

Back on track, Luffy getting angry at someone shitting on his loved ones is in-character but since we’re on Elbaf he does seem to escalate quickly. Going Gear 4 against Loki and now Gear 5 against Gaban first thing, from 0 to 100, strikes me as a bit weird. Maybe this will be explored later. Gaban cutting off the tower of a giant castle casually is wild. This was just a teaser. It reminds me of when Zoro cut the tower during his fight with Kaku on Water 7, but much bigger. This panel is cute, I love them :3

The helmet and horns merging with Luffy is a cute touch, but them teaming up to jump an old man is funny xD Also, what’s Luffy’s plan with the axe? Probably Gear 5 shenanigans, but Wano showed us that Luffy + blades don’t go well together xD Also mmh yes Gaban has sexy eyes, thanks Oda, much appreciated. I thought we’d have to wait much longer before he reveals them.

That this would only be a quick vibe-check and that Gaban surrenders was very clear to me from the start, but the way he goes about it is still hilarious. I didn’t even see at first how Luffy and Zoro crash through the rubble xD I thought it was from the impact of Gaban dropping his axes. BUT THIS!??

Comedy gold. “Don’t take it seriously. It’s just a joke.” and “We could have died.” - “You’re not dead, are you?” This is straight-up online prankster speak. It makes me imagine that Gaban in our world would be an old man with a tiktok account where he uploads stupid pranks and is just a menace to society. His account wouldn’t be very popular, maybe one random viral hit, but it’s his hobby after retirement. He crazy - but I’m beyond charmed. And if this was just casual fun for him, shit, what’s gonna happen when he’s serious? Oh my god, this is already so long, I should speed this up… Gaban’s parting words make it seem like Elbaf is going to be destroyed this arc, which was expected anyway, but does it mean we won’t see him again this arc? Damn, that’d be a bummer. I really hope we’ll see him anyway.

Luffy and Zoro still don’t know who he is lmao. Gaban appears for two chapters just to flex and throw some axes at Luffy and Zoro, says “it’s just a prank, bro” and leaves. What a chad.

About the God’s Knights… so, if they’re allowed to have family, does their family know about their immortality? How much do the knights know in general? Curious, curious. Also, what happened to Saturn’s family? Will they face punishment, too, or maybe they won’t ever know what happened? Very excited to explore these factions. Thankfully, we’re getting there.

I love how both were introduced. Both aren’t prepared but in opposite states. Absolutely adore Killingham’s kirin form! He looks so cool and fun, and I’m worried I’m gonna like his personality as well. The fact his name could be pronounced either as ‘kirin’ or ‘killin’ is genius. Sommers’s beard looking like a cross in reference to his sainthood and Ju Peter is a cool detail. Is he just randomly sitting in his military coat while in his undies? What is bro doing??? If the tattoo on his arm is the mark Killingham is referring to, this might have huge implications for Shanks. It sparked some cool theories about his lost arm. I’m usually not one of those who talk shit about how it makes no sense that Shanks lost his arm to that fish, I just accepted it as part of the storytelling, but if Oda decides to make a bigger story with this setup about how Shanks tried to reconnect with his family after Roger’s death, got the mark, and then gave up his arm to get his freedom back as Luffy gave him hope for the future, that would be pretty cool. Oda pulls off retcons like no other. But maybe they mean the sign on Killingham’s arm? Or is it a family crest? Perhaps both are just family crests and the mark refers to something invisible?

Anyway, Goonko blushing and turning away from Sommers till he’s dressed while she walks around in just panties is hilarious. I wonder how she’d react to Franky or that it’ll be a point of connection lol. Or maybe it’s just because he’s a God’s Knight. She wasn’t introduced as saint, so it’s possible she was just a normal person or a slave who got elevated to a holy knight. By “game” Scamrock probably means one like on God Valley. A native speaker confirmed that they’re written the same way in Japanese. I wonder, however, if it means they wanna fight all of Elbaf or he’s just talking about the children. We’ll see.

details corner:

[just some details I wanna point out for whatever reason.]

I can’t explain why, but the way the tree branches grow through the walls doesn’t sit right with me. The walls obviously weren’t built around it but it also doesn’t look like what happens to structures when trees try to find a way through. Probably this is just flavor and I’m overthinking it. Or maybe it shows that the damage was done long ago, in a battle, and later the plants filled the holes? I think this is more likely.

 I can tell Oda had so much fun drawing this skirmish:

more key appreciation:

We don’t only get to see Gaban slicing the tower, but also the impact far down on the ground.

These panels aren’t even on the same page because of how long it fell. I like how it emphasizes Elbaf’s scale but also Gaban’s powers. Yet, I wonder if anyone noticed it. Like, an entire building breaking and crashing down should be heard far, right? And is the location where it landed important or was it just for scale? Hm…

this handle is a statement. Peak character design as always.

Goonko being annoyed by Killingham’s behavior is funny. Among these four, she seems to be the only one who cares about manners and “respect”. But I’m also curious about Killingham. Is falling asleep anywhere just a random quirk of his or is it because he’s constantly busy running around and can’t catch a break? I hope it’s the latter, at least it’s the vibe I got from his very first impression.

R.I.P. snail. (at least I think it died. otherwise I’ll have many questions)

speculation corner:

Uhm, most of my speculations were already in the main section. Maybe I’ll handle this differently next time. But I still have more to talk about. First of all: Zoro.

He got a lot of focus here, many reaction shots. And I can’t help but notice that he’s been incredibly tense, ever since they left Wano, more than usual. He’s constantly on edge, sweating, blood-thirsty and looking for a fight. Zoro is cautious when it comes to protecting his crewmates, but I can’t help but feel like he’s been even more cautious and serious recently, even anxious. I wanna say maybe this wasn’t intentional and is just how Oda uses to write him nowadays, but it’s Oda. He writes every scene, every panel, especially his main cast with a lot of attention and intention. Zoro usually doesn’t interfere in Luffy’s battles unless asked. He was really scared for Luffy’s life here. For Gaban this was just a test, but for Zoro this was serious. I hope this is all setup for Zoro breaking in the near future or having to learn some lesson. Until then, I’ll keep observing Zoro like a creature under a microscope and dissect him after every chapter.

Could this be future sight? I’m not saying it has to be, however, I hope he has it. And I hope Gaban teaches some of the straw hats some haki - like Usopp. ffs please can Usopp’s observation haki be acknowledged again, even once? It wasn’t since his display on Dressrosa. I can’t anymore.

Another completely unrelated speculation regarding Gaban I wanna leave here: Ripley might not be his only love and Colon might not be his only child. I think there’s a possibility it’s an open relationship and Gaban travels a lot to spend time with his family, ‘cause he FOR ONCE is a present father. Oh, and Gaban being the burnscar man is still on the table.

Imu gives his underlings magical powers, but what happens if a random person manually draws a summoning circle? Would it also work? When Brook was “summoned”, would it have actually worked if they’d drawn the correct one? Who would come out? A random God’s Knight, a random Elder, Imu, or something else? The devil itself? Davy Jones? I hope we get an answer to this. Like, I just wanna know if it’d work at all.

simp corner:

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GABAAAAAAN YEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S SO HOT! HE’S SO GORGEOUS! HE’S SO COOL! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I COULD PUKE!

No fr he’s the entire reason I wanted to start with these reactions. I had the idea to start overanalyzing One Piece from chapter 1 and create long posts about specific characters or themes for a while now, but the decision to yap about the latest chapters as they come out only came in 1139 with fucking Gaban. I CAN’T SHUT UP ABOUT HIM. And I can’t get over this chapter. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S LEAVING ALREADY??? He blessed us with his presence for only two chapters and that’s it? How long will I have to wait till I see him again? This fr makes me fucking cry T-T I was so excited for him since the Oden flashbacks and am sooooooooooooooooo happy he’s the mystery man. I love axes as weapons and he wields TWO??? That goes so hard. I lololove his long, fluffy hair. The sunglasses look so cool. And now his old man design is so fucking cool as well. I love the braid in his beard so much. The old man fit looks great on him (and I can imagine Sanji rocking that one day just as well). Oda just knows how to do it. Bless him. And even in this chapter, I couldn’t help but get distracted by how prettily, beautifully, sexily, well he drew him here. Down to his fucking posture.

heck, I’m so in love with this old man. I will miss you so much, Gaban. I hope we’ll see you hang out with your family. (If even one of them dies I’m gonna shit on Oda’s desk)

I hope that, when they adapt this panel in the anime with the new art style, they’ll show off Scamrock’s beautiful hair from this angle. This is all I’m gonna say about him today. Also, uhm, is it just me, or is Sommers kinda… yk… ok I’m sorry I know I need help.

cover:

I don’t have much to say about Yamato’s cover story yet. Little girl O-Tama beating up evil guys is cool. Ulti and Page1 are probably going to join Yamato if he saves them. I’m not a big fan of these two, but Ulti’s dedication on this page is admirable. Two daggers hit her and three just barely grazed her, and she doesn’t care, she only cares about her brother’s safety. (I wouldn’t be surprised tho if she’s the one who got them into this situation lol)

*I wrote this before the release of chapter 1141. however, I read it by now and can promise the next reaction won't be this long. blame Gaban *I wish I'd know a way to scale down images somehow so they're not full-screen every time, but ig I have to live with this *I read the not official release of the chapter first to gather first impressions and have time to think on it, then I reread the official translation and edit if needed. I'm not posting these before the official release to avoid spoilers and mistranslations.

[quinloki]

I hate to see that ur Friday eve is going blergh and I’m over here buying cute shit for my cats birthday tmmrw🥲(it’s like he knows) I don’t know how to distract u or entertain u, but I sure as hell know that reading takes off my stress from work and school. 😔

well, enough about me….I read earlier from your asks about how u wouldn’t mind writing about Lucci or Kaku (Lucci and Kaku x s/o if your willing). So off the bat, at the tippity top of your flamborgeous, gorgeous head, how damn kinky are these men??????? Ignore my ask if it’s too much to ask for your kindness, just know I am thankful of how talented you are to keep me off the cashier and reading blorbos. 💕

\lol/ Awwww Thank you - also happy birthday to your furry gremlin. Please pat them affectionately on my behalf.

Oh Kaku and Lucci are KINKY. I'd almost say they're the CP9/0 version of Kid and Killer.

Almost.

I don't think Lucci is nearly as open or adventurous as the others, but Kaku is. That boy-next-door Golly-gosh-willickers mask he's perfected is hiding layers of whips and chains.

I don't necessarily think Kaku/Lucci's relationship would be strictly "Healthy" either. I mean, I don't think either would say that they're in a bad relationship or that there's any abuse, but I also don't think these two are working with safe words, and I'm sure sometimes fights for dominance can turn into actual fights.

Which Kaku wins a surprising number of. (I don't think you'll get Lucci to admit he enjoys being a bottom OR a sub, but I think he does, and that's why the fights go in Kaku's favor more than you'd expect).

In a three-way relationship, the s/o / reader would be the sub 100% of the time. Lucci and Kaku would team up to nearly ensure it.

I can see them being a lot kinder to a non-CP style S/O and probably just as competitive with a CP-styled S/O. At the end of the day though, i think there would be a legit caring/loving vibe. Even if no one else understood it or could see it.

But as a kind of wrap up - I imagine it would be some of kinkiest sex around. Even if the most of the kinks revolve around power dynamic struggles and competition XD

[kycken]

TENJIKU ARC, MY FAVORITE- AND BY THAT I MEAN, SUFFERING.

*SINGING* I WANT TO SEE MAI LITTOL BOI, I WANT TO SEE MAI LITTOL BOI~

HERE HE COMES!!!

MY BABIE, MY CHILDE, MY LOVE- *KISSUS SCREEN*

Mikey's eyes are like, 70% larger than usual, that's how you tell when the Dark Impulse is taking over.

Me: *seeing Izana* BABY BOY, BABY! Also me: *sees KisakI* EVIL.

We are... not gonna talk about Emma this season, the pain is still too fresh...

Muto looking like a literal fucking demon from the depths of deepest Hell (not pictured: Sanzu making literal heart eyes).

Super Haitani Bros like "LOOKIN' CUTE, FEELIN' MURDEROUS"

LOOK! IT'S MY OTP-

... *SCREAMS IN DESPAIR* I HATE THIS

Ok, I'll have to focus on my other OTP- Kakuzana. THEY ARE SO MARRIED.

HE SMILE...

Kaku-chan wistfully staring like a fisherman's wife overlooking the ocean

Here comes crew, and- *SCREAMING AGAIN*

INUPIII... ♡♡♡♡♡♡ *BITES HANDKERCHIEF*

HE'S SEWWW STWONG... ♡♡♡ *feels like I'm Bonten!Koko taking all these fucking screencaps*

I could only get Rindo because they only show Ran for like 1.5 seconds, but he's having so much fun- He's so happy!

@rxsolvx was right, we were fucking robbed of sexy heterchromia eyed Inupi, but we still get Kakucho so it's okay...

FALCON...

PAAAAAAWNCH!!!

Mikey & Izana: BATTLE OF WHO HAS THE BIGGEST IKEMEN EYES

Okay, i'mma shut up and eat + watch now.