#✘ ooc.

[stankycowboy]

There is something about Bill Paxton that makes beating another man within an inch of his life incredibly homoerotic. Julian Sands, Brett Dalton, Carey Elwes (although I guess he’s more ‘jostled’), they all just give him this look like ‘I could take another’.

[kycken]

Oh my God, Edon, I didn't realize that @ncophyte was you for a second because the dash icon looked like the back view of some random anime girl with a GIANT butt at first glance- I was like "IS A PORN BLOG FOLLOWING ME?!"

[ridefourth]

I think it’s funny salanar is in the ebon blade now. guy wasn’t even at lights hope he was just like yeah sure whayever

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[spookberry]

this came to me in a vision

[sanguinarysanguinity]

Expanding a thought from a conversation this morning:

In general, I think "Is X out-of-character?" is not a terribly useful question for a writer. It shuts down possibility, and interesting directions you could take a character.

A better question, I believe, is "What would it take for Character to do X?" What extremity would she find herself in, where X starts to look like a good idea? What loyalties or fears leave him with X as his only option? THAT'S where a potentially interesting story lies.

In practice, I find that you can often justify much more from a character than you initially dreamed you could: some of my best stories come from "What might drive Character to do [thing he would never do]?" As long as you make it clear to the reader what the hell pushed your character to this point, you've got the seed of a compelling story on your hands.

[oobbbear]

More portal fiddleford

This is set after they’re a bit more used to dimension hopping, and their relationship is healing in progress :]✨

[secretidentie]

Tim for literally no reason: Hey Jason do yk where I can get some cocaine

Jason: Why tf do you need cocaine

Tim: I'm a teenage CEO why tf do you think I need cocaine

Jason: Fair enough. But I'm still not selling you cocaine

Tim: Why not? I just want to hang out with the other young finance bros

Jason: Hey dick head, tell your brother I'm not giving him cocaine

Dick: Tim are you okay? do you want to talk about this??

Tim: Uhg I'm fine. You're the one ones who said I should stop drinking coffee

Jason: and you thought this was a good alternative???

Tim: Come on I'll only do a little

Dick: Is this coz we spoiled the ending of wolf of Wallstreet

Tim: Why can't I just have some? You do!

Jason: No I don't

Tim: You're a crime lord

Dick: Yeah isn't it like part of the job

Jason: WHAT NO Stereotype much. I've never even seen cocaine up close

Tim: YOU'RE A CRIME LORD

Jason: Yeah not a drug dealer THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

Tim: I should have known your not cool enough to have drug dealer connections

Jason: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY A FUCK TON OF COCAINE AND DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO RUB IT IN

Dick: Woah woah that's enough both of you. No one in this house is doing drugs. If anyone talks about cocaine again I'll tell Bruce you said you want to start a new crack epidemic. He'll make you sit in at strangers AA meetings and read through old case files of ex dealers and their autopsies. Don't. TEST. me.

Tim: ............

Jason: ............

Tim: Can you sell me meth?

[spaceistheplaceart]

more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)

bonus ford under the cut:

[mellosghosts]

that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Dick: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Jason: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Dick: but I heard a siren.

Tim: That was Bruce screaming.

[stankycowboy]

It’s my Howdy Birthday today 🤠🦇

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[ridefourth]

i’m still very fond of the dialogue where thassarian is like ummmm 😐 deathlord 😐 nazgrim has been strangulating every demon we kill’s corpse for like five minutes after it’s already dead. should we put him back. in the ground

[unownroamingthroughspaceandtime]

[pyxiscowboy]

the editors are the funniest people alive