#i live in a very very big city???

[roaringroa]

just saw a goat in the park???

[lale-txt]

i knew Soft Launch reached the right audience when the comments about the wlw dating being deeply relatable piled up lmao

[yo-kaiwatchkillyourfamily]

Hello good old people of the old tumble Would you like hear my Burger King dream? No?? tough luck. So my mother gave me £17 in like a short pocket that was on the front and not the side so I made my way over the Burger King to order my “plain big Mac with large fries and a large drink” (in real life my order will change ever so slightly to be a plain whopper with cheese and a large fries and drink) but I couldn’t get anything because like evil Super Mario world was to the left just straight up an evil version of Super Mario world like that was Mario and she was standing in a flashy room that was completely black except the floors that were a dark flashy red colour and the cashier was like” no no big Mac for you” so I had to go to another Burger King but guess who decided to wake up that right this and I ended up waking up at 5 o’clock in the morning which is extremely late for me for I normally wake up at two o’clock in the morning

[theatrekidenergy]

The trans FTM experience of not knowing how to feel about your detachment from femininity and growing up a woman

[vancalox]

having a lavellan who is kind of an absolute demon in her own right is so much fun because sure that cut content of "oh solas didnt deserve a happy ending but lavellan did" is lovely and worth centering in the conversation.... but you know what else hits? "oh my god i dont even care anymore" "if this is what it takes for them to both fucking LEAVE thedas then good riddance"

[chaos-bringer-13]

My brain just hit an old hyperfixation (is this what it's called? I hope I used the word right) and oh dear am I losing my mind now. I need to write a story I think. About this one old guy. He's unhinged. There's so much information about him and yet not enough. I want to explore his character so much. He's definitely a criminal - at least he was one - and I'm 95% sure he can do actual real magic, and he's a musician and an artist and an actor and a magician and a philosopher and a traveler and a conman and so much more and also I think he's some kind of immortal. Maybe he just has a VERY long life. It's strongly implied he was a pirate at some point of his life. He started a cult by accident several times. My conspiracy theories about him include him being a secret god.

He's also a freaking round blue raven. Someone save me from my mind.

[will41n]

whoops forgot to let tumblr know i passed math

very surprised

2 exams to go. i cant believe i passed almost all 11 oughh.. only failed PE but that was because my knees were hurting so bad i couldn't even walk to classes not talking about pe.. that's fine 😔

[dilfsisko]

Did you know that even if your light is green, you cannot block the intersection? That’s because when the OTHER light turns green, your stupid ass is now blocking the entire road?

[perilegs]

oh no ive started looking at takumi's outfit. if i were to cosplay him that'd be like a several year commitment thing with my speed and how well i'd want to get it done, he wears expensive materials. i'd have to do so much research into how his armor is constructed bc i dont get the point of the white thing that's his collar and stuff. it's kind of like an apron in the front but in the back it's a triangle. also that piece would need very rigid structure for it to not only stay up but not slide. im not really a pattern maker and i wouldnt even know what kind of a pattern to look for as a base id modify for it. his shoulder pieces also make my brain hurt. and i think the costume would be very hot to wear and i'd risk a heat stroke any time other than in the middle of winter. im starting to think im only thinking about cosplaying him bc he might be my fave so far and he has a bow

[caliburn-not-calculator]

So in enrolling for all my uni stuff, turns out all the units I’m most excited for are in one semester and all the ones I’m least excited for are in the other. Who knows how I’ll enjoy them, but wow. Have a feeling this is going to really divide the experience

Anyhow fuck I’m going to have to go back to school… and be a functioning adult on top of that…

God I have to move, and it’s not actually that far off. Oh no. I have so much stuff to get rid of

[heireign]

her as a parent is so — it’s always on my brain because like the way she talks to her children is very ? she gives them the respect she would give an adult from a very early age. she encourages them to speak to her, to speak their mind without a filter attached to it so they can address it whether it is something they want to be allowed to do or something they want to talk about in general or something they need help doing. like they’re children, they’re going to make mistakes and have feelings and be unruly at times but if it’s something that can fixed ? If they get increasingly uncomfortable in a certain place at a certain event, and want to act out from that she’d much rather they tell her they’re uncomfortable or upset and they need to leave, so they can ? handle it. she doesn’t want them to feel like they need to act out to fix a fixable situation with an easy solution.

she expects them to expend the entirety of their effort when it comes to tasks, she expends them to at least try, but she doesn’t expect 100% success, because they’re at an age where mistakes should happen and should be encouraged so they don’t make them again when they matter as adults. she’s a very methodical instructor who took a direct hand when it came to their education as kids and into their teenage years; she would have been the one teaching high valyrian from an early age - not because they necessarily needed to know it to govern, but because it was apart of her culture that she was eager to share with them. she would’ve encouraged them to take up a hobby or something that had nothing to do with weapons training or with their future positions. they were sent to squire for six months on end at the ages of 12-13 — jacaerys in particular was sent to squire in the vale of arryn under her cousin the lady jeyne arryn ( no jace writer is obligated to adhere to this headcanon )

she’s also a very affectionate parent, very big on words of affirmation and on physical affection like she displays her pride and love and caring in very ? overt ways. when they have small little successes to the bigger ones she acknowledges them all. she gives them small tasks and gives them little rewards whenever it’s done correctly whether it be sweets or staying up that extra hour. or taking them out to the shoreline to play or taking them to aegon’s garden to decompress and to play along the rows of cranberry bushes and flowers. she’s kissing their heads and holding their hands and hugging them and promising them they did VERY well actually and that’s all that matters. correcting what they did wrong and showing how to do it correctly. she never really raises her voice at them and never really gets angry at them like it’s very ? she tells them what to do and she expects them to at least try and to come to her directly in regards to any issues they might have with it instead of disobeying her outright.

[charmcoin]

thinking abt how you can never have your cake and eat it too ..... how every time you change your circumstances you'll leave behind the negative things but also the positive. & how there are always new lovely things to experience but always things you'll miss. been contemplating this a lot lately because i have wanted to move for a long long time and now that i'm about to graduate i'm getting wistful about it .... not that i don't want to do it per se but it's always sad to think about all the things i'll be leaving behind. not that i'll never be able to come home again or something but i definitely won't be able to do it as often

[naomiknight-17]

Oh my god I thought we were past this

Tiny Tim's collar has a code and a phone number on it so if he gets lost, people can call the listed company and inform them they've found a cat with this code, and the company can inform me. A vet or rescue scanning his chip would reveal the same info

Every time I post pics of Tim where you can see any part of his tag, people message me like "Oh nooooo you can see YOUR phone number on his tag you are doxxing yourself you should edit it"

It's a 1-866 NUMBER

IT SAYS HIS CHIP NUMBER AND THE COMPANY WEBSITE RIGHT BELOW IT

If you can read the number you should be able to read the company website! And the chip number! And deduce that it is not my personal information!

I hadn't received such a message in weeks. I thought it was over. I thought I was free. Then today it started again

And I KNOW people are just trying to be nice and look out for me. I KNOW. But it makes me feel like they must think I am stupid!! I KNOW not to post my personal info on the internet! I am cagey about talking about the CITY I live in/near let alone MY PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER

I HAVE BEEN ACTIVELY ON THE INTERNET FOR 20+ YEARS I KNOOOOOOOW

[etapereine]

the most important election news today is that i spent all day being jealous of my coworkers' "i voted" stickers because theirs have fun designs and mine does not

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

…it’s a city

[warmfuzzyanimal]

i am returning from my preliminary touring-places-before-moving trip in portland today and. wow? hello? i feel brighter and more alive than i have in a very, very long time.

i took walks every day, blasted through a lot of my queue, spoke to both friends and strangers, ate regularly...

happiness is real and it's where i can see the mountains and the trees and the queers wherever i turn. i've never seen so many trans flags in one place- it's *still* kind of mind blowing?? so much sentiment of good community and kindness that's REAL.

and. did i mention the beautiful trees? the mountains? the world feels HUGE when there's actually something to see on the horizon..

so, so excited to be here soon. to be home soon.

i'll miss you, beautiful portland <3 :,0] till next time