#i live for that quote lol

[chippedcupwrites]

“I think it’s Francis, the worst one. A nasty piece of work. […]. That bastard’s so paranoid that if you were to casually ask him in a boozer if he remembers where he was when John Lennon was shot, he’d say that he was playing pool up The Volley and he had loads of witnesses.” – Filth, Irvine Welsh

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[souldagger]

you know how old scifi is. [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote t

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

[aropride]

[nobleriver]

The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live | What We (1.04)

I tried everything!

[magicandmundane]

Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Echo, and Crosshair, to each other: I would trade you all for a chicken mcnugget and a power nap, no questions asked.

Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Echo, and Crosshair, to Omega: You’re everything to me. Quite literally the most precious person in my life. I would not hesitate to die and kill for you if someone so much as looks at you wrong. *spits on Hemlock’s nonexistent grave*

[sstargrllll]

“I wish I could become heartless, but that’s not who I am”.

S

[sysig]

“It could be that the loss of her children drove the Queen deeper into her darker desires...but, I don’t believe she was fighting against them that hard before that particular tragedy. No monster does.” (Patreon)

Bonus:

Hmm, wonder what he could cover those holes with :3c

[quillthrillswriting]

mai is a lovergirl forced into the body of a hater and you can't tell me otherwise... c'mon, her smile when she's in her feels??? beautiful girl.

link to original post (by@ribbed-vault-heart) here :)

[ahhrenata]

(x)

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: I would die for you.

Angel: I would die for you too.

Husk: *suddenly emotional* Please don't do that.

[inkyself]

HAE SUNG: What if this is a past life too, and we are already something else to each other in our next life? […] See you then.

Past Lives - Celine Song

[eddiewithcat]

why why whyyy are people theorizing / sort of hoping for the buckley parents to react badly to buck bringing tommy as his date / being bisexual?

they literally proved last season that that simply would not be the case.

when chim’s dad made that comment about how “raising a child with another man is unnatural” phillip was the first one to step in and say something!

as maddie said, “they’re not bad people, just bad parents” . i fully believe they will accept him. because honestly? we do not need anymore sad / traumatizing homophobia storylines. that’s not the only way people react.

and another thing- i feel like we should normalize not having to come out? if we don’t want to?

why can’t we just exist like everyone else? why do we always have to reintroduce ourselves as if we haven’t been the same person as before?

idk these are just my thoughts!

[coldturkeybabe]

Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat Give me something pretty to wear beneath my blood-stained clothes

[svtskneecaps]

(everyone arguing on call about what the purgatory event eggs mean)

bagi: YOU'RE BEING DUMB!! YOU'RE BEING STUPID!!!

roier: HOLY SHIT NO MAMES

cellbit: ok listen up-

bagi: NONONONONO, YOU'RE MY FUCKING BROTHER AND YOU'RE SAYING STUPID STUFF, I WON'T ALLOW THAT

philza: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SIBLINGS?????????