#i live for that quote lol

[chippedcupwrites]

“I think it’s Francis, the worst one. A nasty piece of work. […]. That bastard’s so paranoid that if you were to casually ask him in a boozer if he remembers where he was when John Lennon was shot, he’d say that he was playing pool up The Volley and he had loads of witnesses.” – Filth, Irvine Welsh

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[remnantglow]

you know how old scifi is. [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote t

[burntbrownsugar]

It’s MY turn to crash out over a Robotnik goddammit

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[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

[nobleriver]

The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live | What We (1.04)

I tried everything!

[magicandmundane]

Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Echo, and Crosshair, to each other: I would trade you all for a chicken mcnugget and a power nap, no questions asked.

Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Echo, and Crosshair, to Omega: You’re everything to me. Quite literally the most precious person in my life. I would not hesitate to die and kill for you if someone so much as looks at you wrong. *spits on Hemlock’s nonexistent grave*

[boushwrites]

[sstargrllll]

“I wish I could become heartless, but that’s not who I am”.

S

[words-at-night]

[jichanxo]

Ah, it's the living world! The earthly world!! Long live my flesh!!

[quillthrillswriting]

mai is a lovergirl forced into the body of a hater and you can't tell me otherwise... c'mon, her smile when she's in her feels??? beautiful girl.

link to original post (by@ribbed-vault-heart) here :)

[ahhrenata]

(x)

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: I would die for you.

Angel: I would die for you too.

Husk: *suddenly emotional* Please don't do that.

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Gordon: SO. WHO BROKE IT? I'M NOT MAD, I JUST WANT TO KNOW.

Dale: ...I did. I broke it.

Gordon: NO, NO YOU DIDN'T. ALBERT?

Albert: don't look at me, look at Truman!

Harry: what?! I didn't break it!

Albert: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?

Harry: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Albert: suspicious.

Harry: no, it's not!

Lucy: if it matters, probably not, but Dick was the last one to use it.

Dick: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Hawk: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Dick: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!

Dale: okay, let's not fight. I broke it. let me pay for it, Gordon.

Gordon: NO! WHO BROKE IT!?

Albert: deputy Andy has been awfully quiet...

Andy: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Gordon: I BROKE IT. I BURNED MY HAND SO I PUNCHED IT.

Gordon: I PREDICT 10 MINUTES FROM NOW THEY'LL BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS WITH WARPAINT ON THEIR FACES AND A PIG HEAD ON A STICK.

Gordon:

Gordon: GOOD. IT WAS GETTING A LITTLE CHUMMY AROUND HERE.

[nope-nora]

in the latter days

Big Red Machine feat. Anaïs Mitchell, “Latter Days” | Bertolt Brecht, “The Svenborg Poems” | Mae Martin for PinkNews | Hozier, “To Noise Making (Sing)” | Jessica Diamond on display at the Hirshhorn Museum of Art | Mary Oliver, “Wild Geese” | Big Red Machine feat. Anaïs Mitchell, “Latter Days”