#i literally cannot fucking belive i have to hope

[paperbag1999]

again my very fucking irrelevant opinion as a canadian but trump is going to make the situation in palestine a million times worse. he used palestinian as an insult on a global stage. he fucking moved the embassy from tel aviv to jerusalem. the kushners were talking about real estate development on the gaza strip. i will never forgive genocide joe i truly hope he rots in hell for all eternity i have only the slightest of inclination that harris would put an end to the war. but genuinely i do things can get worse than this nightmarish hell scenario we are already in.

[hazbin-hotel-aesthetics-quotes]

Hazbin Hotel Theory about Heaven:

So, maybe I've already said it the past but I truly think that the system on which souls get sent to heaven or hell isn't about being a good person or not.

Let me elaborate:

Adam was the first human. Not born in Heaven, not born as an Angel, then why he got to be in Heaven while being...Well...a dick?

My theory is that souls decides, kinda, where to go. When you die, your guilt condemn you and get sent to Hell. On the other hands, if you think you have been actually a good person during your mortal life, then you go to Heaven.

Lute saying to Charlie that the sinner had their chance and they earned damnation, and that angels don't make mistakes feels like a she truly belive it, that everything they do it's okay (like killing actual souls.) Adam saying "I've never made a mistake in my fucking life." feels like him actually thinking that being a pridefull prick and screwing around (Call me dick-master!>:) ) is okay.

Also, in Helluva Boss, the Cherubs try to make that wealthy evil old man to "behave" and made some good actions even in if he was greedy and overall just unpleasant and literally dying.

Could be just one action be the difference between Hell and Heaven? I think it is more about facing it's own guilt and thinking you deserve forgiveness.

And when in the and he actually reappear in Hell, he say that he has just been too evil to be somewhere else. He think he cannot be anything else if not evil, so, he get to Hell.

Overall why and when a sinner in Hell would actually try to be good, understand their guilt and try to be redeemed well you live your hellish life surrounded by sins and with the impeding extermination that give no hope for a future?

But the thing about the main cast, is that now they have the possibility to actually be good, accept their trauma and sins and forgive themselves, and maybe be redeemed.

Thank you all for coming at my TED talk.

[bleedingseeds]

Tbqh, there's a lot of propaganda on tumblr trying to dissuade young Americans from voting for a socialist third party, threatening "You'll get Trump if you vote for what you ACTUALLY WANT instead of playing the rich people game of "We only give you A or B, both of which serve OUR interests, not yours! And the more you comply, the more evil the "lesser evil" becomes and rich people, who rig the game, will convince you, "It's YOUR fault for not playing into the colonialist, classist game theory WE constructed to always win!"

White people, I KNOW Trump scares us. I know it is like "the encroaching fascism is finally reaching US," but the truth is that the fascism is already here, has already been here, and was embedded into the slavery that built this country.

If you cannot vote for the policies you ACTUALLY WANT and trust that they will be FOLLOWED THROUGH ON, then you are not free. Your vote is not free. Your vote for A or B, which you do not want, which you admit is evil, is Your Complicity. It is your CONSENT for the ruling class to control you.

I am not saying it it pointless to vote. I am saying there is ONLY power in voting if you vote for WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT and then continually, consistently DEMAND what you ACTUALLY WANT, regardless of the outcome of the election.

Yes, it may get a little worse before it gets better--

But I think deep down, if you think about it, you know that this whole "lesser of two evils" things is rigged and UNSUSTAINABLE. And our Earth is running out of TIME for us to comply, comply, comply, until the ruling classes strip it bare and drain it dry.

So I am ASKING you-- to IMAGINE other ways of moving forward that aren't just capitulating in fear, hoping that someone else will eventually fix it.

Voting third party may not immediately win (but since both Jill Stein and Claudia De La Cruz both have enough delegates to win the electoral college, it actually might). That is a hard truth we may have to grapple with. But if you tell the ruling class that lying about campaign promises, that leaving the American public in poverty, that investing in war instead of social programs, that strengthening cop control over protestors, that trying to outlaw boycotting, that LITERAL GENOCIDE is all ACCEPTABLE to you as long as you can grasp with your fingernails to any scrap of certainty and protection you think you have--

What do you fucking STAND FOR?

And even more than voting for a third party that you ACTUALLY WANT to have hope and the CHANCE of them winning (because with the larger social and global movements right now, it IS possible!) , and at the very fucking least to shatter the complicity and the illusion of safety, and to send a goddamned message for other Americans to WAKE THE FUCK UP and PUSH FOR FREEDOM AND HOPE no matter what--

Even more than all that-- I want you, regardless of who you vote for, I WANT YOU TO FUCKING FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN AND BELIVE IT IS POSSIBLE. Only then will it actually come to pass.

TAKE AN ACTIVE STANCE TO CREATING YOUR GODDAMNED FUTURE AND DO IT CONSISTENTLY.

[tbhimnoteasyonmyself]

In the year of our lord 2023, are we really being forced to continue this pointless debate on whether or not people, real life, alive and breathing, living people can queerbait? Seriously?? Have we not had enough of this already?? Especially after the consequences we've seen this behaviour have in the last few years, but ESPECIALLY in 2022???

I can't believe that this is still needed but here we go: Real people CANNOT queerbait.

Queerbaiting implies playing with or toying at queerness without ever explicitly engaging in it in order to capitalise on queer people. By stating that people can queerbait you are not only implying you know every given instance of a person's life and can therefore attest to their non queerness (which is an absurd statement because you don't even know the entire life of your friends and family, who would say celebrities you have never even met) but also that there is a distinctive way to act queer, that it can be performed, that dressing, acting or speaking in a certain way is reserved to queer people and that, therefore, people who aren't queer cannot behave like that. This, as by now should be clear, is not only putting every single queer person into a thin narrow box of stereotypes that we have been trying to escape for long now, it also invalidates many of us and creates a ravine between us and the non queer folk who may or may not exhibit this traits and are fighting this war by our side. In conclusion: it sends us back years and rejects every principle and the freedom you so claim to be fighting for.

Not only that, I belive we have all seen where this type of behaviour leads: a queer person, who did not feel ready to come out is forced to in order to stop being harassed and maintain a career. Not once, so far, and correct me if I am wrong, have I seen this bullshit lead anyone anywhere good. Our strongest example, of course, being Kit Connor, a TEENAGER, who was harassed and threatened for supposedly going out with a girl. Which not only proves you're biphobic but also that you have no regards for anyone's mental health, not even a boy's.

And yes you can argue that people are capitalising on queer folk with their queerness and that is wrong and I will never deny to your faces the existence of rainbow capitalism but I do think you fail to see the bigger picture. It's not about whether or not money is being made on queerness. It's about the fact that queerness is being out out there, regardless of by who. It's about the fact we're working towards normalising non conformity, regardless of who's performing it. And that helps EVERYONE. Literally. You can't fight this war by gatekeeping being outside the norm because that just reinfores the idea that we're the other and the odd ones out when actually, by definition, as humans, we are all weird as fuck. We are only free when EVERYONE is free. And I know it's easier to see things black and white but dichotomies are a lie. I know we're used to see cisallohets as the enemy, but just like men also suffer under patriarchy, cisallohets also suffer under gender norms and homophobia. And even if they didn't. It's no way to stand up against oppression by throwing our own people under the bus. Representation is worth nothing compared to the sanity and rights of a person to live their life in peace.

So I hope you all learn this lesson sooner than later, before this shit starts getting used to exemplify how we're obsessed with children's sexualities and making everything about being gay.

In conclusion: Leave people alone. No one owes you shit about their life, even if they're famous. This behaviour is harmful and unhelpful. Don't make life for your community harder than it already is.

Thank you.

[bumblebee-cuttiefish]

You know what.. I have a feeling I have to get this out of my chest before big announcements (renewal as I belive it should or the other word that should not be named). I really think this show and especially show runners got us a big deal. First season was exceptional not even gonna talk about this one. Like everything that was said and done and.. Like I literally have no words because I remember when I first decided to give warrior nun s1 a chance (don't get me wrong but the title.. It sounds so freaking funny, dumb, interesting and unbelievable at the same time😅.. For someone who has no idea) I fell in love with it.. So much..with every aspect of the series

It was my comfort show since the first time I watched it, and I belive it will be after whatever news we get in the next weeks.. Just the concept of the show, characters, the way it was filmed, scenes, aesthetic, cinematography, action! EvERYTHING is so great it hurts

Anyway to the point (getting sentimental here sorry)

In s2 they gave us everything they could (whole team of WN) and I mean it, if you watched season 2 you know what I'm talking about. Not just the facts (the fanfic tropes, amazing moments, fight scenes, real characters - which none of them were forced-everything feels so natural! Like backstories? None of them was like straight forward.. Like this character is like this because this and this happened in their life, no. They gave us space, entire warrior nun team gave us space(our own fictional world we can create) to only imagine what happened in-between. I cannot appreciate and thank them enough.

To the point again.. Even if (I pray to God/Netflix for not doing this to us) we.. I don't want to say it.. If the end of the season two is all we get.. We have so much space, by we I mean fans, writers, artists and so on.. To make the most of it (hyperbole) I think in the way the writers team prepared for it-for us as well. The hell! Simon even fought for the after credit scene because he could not let the fans hanging in the unknown. So they've tried to make the best they could.

So with this statement (which is propoably the longest I've ever made) I beg you not to compare avatrice with clexa because trust me I've been there when it happened and it's not the same. Not the Bury your gays trope nor the love story. (not bubbling here. I'm still carrying this fucking pain with me).

With this afrer credit scene they gave us hope they gave us so many stories we can carry on with.. even if it's not on screen.

So with this confusing pep talk I want you to carry on- make art, write fanfiction and so on..

Warrior nun team- They gave us all they could and even more

[glitchclub]

ok so i remember the title

200 unsolved mysteries compilation (should be my unexplained mysteries)

THANK U ILY

[harrys-bf]

Fake social media | HARRYS BIRTHDAY !! <33

H. S fem!reader (she/her)

A/N: Not proofread! As usual please send some feedback💌 so i know u liked it!! Also, you cannot take my work and put it in another platform, thanks <3

As It’s Harrys birthday i wanted to make something but i didn’t come up with any cool thing so i just guessed a bit of fake social media wouldn’t do any bad, i don’t know if i like it or not but i’ll still post it for H’s birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY H 👹

Face claim: Natasha Liu Bordizzo

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@yourinstagram: Happy Birthday to the boy who stole my heart, and the love of my life, I love you so much H.

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@harryfan1: AWWW HOW CUTE

@harrystyles: I love you so much <3

@yourinstagram: I love you more H <3

@y/nfan1: these two are everything 😩

@gemmachan: MY FAV COUPLE!!🙌🙌

@tchalamet: YOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN

@harrystyles: thanks mate !!

@harryfan4: i never expected this in a million years

@harryfan3: I think it’s because timmy met them both last year and they got pretty close, seems like timmy wants to brag about knowing harry 😭

@y/nfan7: pls timmy is so random

@gemmastyles: 🙌🙌🙌

@mileycyrus: hell yeah!🤘

@y/n&harryfan2: THE PIC OF THEM ALMOST KISSING OMFG

@harryfan5: I KNOW RIGHT

@harryfan8: all of us are literally shaking right now 😭

@y/nfan6: fr 💀

@1dfan8: liam liked this!! <33

@harryfan9:HE DID OMG

@harryfan8: HARRY LOOKS SO HOT JESUS CHRIST

@yourinstagram: ikr 😩

@harryfan7: even y/n is with us in this 😭😭

@harryfan7: AWWW WHEN Y/N WAS WITH FETUSRRY💔😩

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harryupdates: Harry spotted today with y/n at a secluded area, seems like they were celebrating Harrys birthday. The person who took this picture says that Anne, Gemma and other people close to Harry were near by, sunbathing while Harry and y/n were swimming.

@harryfan6: PLS THATS WHOLEAWESOME

@y/nfan6: i hope the people that took the pic left them alone and didn’t bother Harry on his birthday.

@harryfan8: Heyy, I’m the person who took this pic and i assure you me and my friends didn’t, we just shouted at him happy birthday and we left, he seemed pretty happy by that, they both waved at us and kept swimming

@y/nfan8: aww thats so nice of them

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yourinstagram: suddenly H is great at taking pics of me, I have a new photographer 👹

@sydney_sweeney: QUEEN

@harryfan5: PURR HARRY

@y/nfan: she looks stunning 😩

@harrystyles: I never agreed to be your photographer, you obliged me :( it’s too hard anyways, I had to be there for half an hour until you picked a pic, in the end you chose the first one I took.

@yourinstagram: photography is a hard thing harold, you don’t get to complain because i had to sit through three hours until you picked an outfit for your first show at live on tour, you picked the first fit 💀🏃‍♀️

@y/nfan7: PLS SHES SO RUTHLESS

@harryfan7: THREE HOURS? HARRY WHAT THE HELL

@harryfan8: harry is me 😭

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@harrystyles: i love you darling, thank you for everything you’ve done for me, i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you. xx H

@yourinstagram: i can’t wait to start this journey with you H. I love you.

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@harryfan6: no fucking way 😀

@harryfan8: HOLY SHIT THEYRE ENGAGED

@gemmastyles: Congratulations you two!! ❤️

@tomholland123: AYOO CONGRATS!!

@annetwist: Congratulations my dears!! Love you both so much, im so happy for you! 💞

@y/nfan8: I CANNOT BELIVE THIS OMG

@harryfan5: im sorry but im so jealous right now.

@harryfan9: oh to be yn 💔💔

@y/nfan8: OUR GIRL IS ENGAGED OH LORD

@taylorswift: Congratulations guys!!! I love you both so much!! so happy for you both 💗💗💗

Lmao lmk if you guys want part two including how they got engaged and how they got their first FIANCÉ SEGGS 😩😩

[fanficmemes]

I forgot it was CAS day until I saw the banner on my dash so this will be a last minute entry, I hope is cursed enough for your taste CB. Today we have another Loki fic BUT this time Loki is not the victim! Yay! Change of pace! Usual warning apply: a.k.a. non-con, kinks, incest, death dove, yadda yadda

In this one Loki is jealous of his brother, Thor, because he is the "golden son" and recive all the attention and everybody loves him and want to have sex with him and Thor is like an insatiable stallion that had regularly sex with 6+ girls at the same time, so Loki is jealous and have a plan.

One night when Thor is shitfaced because he drank too much with his friends Loki himself proposes to bring Thor home and everyone agree. Once they reach Thor bedroom Loki cast a spell that plunge Thor into unconsciousness, then undress him, put him on the bed and start casting a second spell that change Thor biological sex from male to female, but is impossible to see or detect for anyone but Loki and Thor himself, then "Loki inspected his creation, no doubt touching Thor in ways he had never been touched before in his entire life. Pleased with his creation’s responsiveness and realness Loki dressed his brother for bed.".

Next morning Thor wake up and is obviusly freaked out by the fact that he no longer have a penis or balls so he run out of his room butt naked to search for his friend and show them. He find them and his friend panic, not for his lack of male genitalia, but because they still see Thor cock and balls swinging freely in the wind. At this point Thor is more and more distressed because his friends don't belive him so he run to his brother. Loki obviusly planned this so he act all cocky like there is nothing wrong and Thor is the insane one because, quote, "How can you be my brother when you have a cunny?".

Anyway, between Thor's confusion and another spell Loki manage to convince Thor that he have always been a woman but that because s/he is the firstborn it was a highly guarded secret in their family because a woman cannot be king and only Loki, Thor, Odin and Frigga know the truth, then strip for comparing the difference between their two bodies. Then start touching Thor more intimately, still under the pretense to show him the difference, from this point things quickly devolve into sex with Loki gaslightong Thor into beliving that she (he? they? Thor is confused right now) had always loved him and tried to seduce Loki multiple times and Thor should be happy that Loki is finally giving her what she truly desire. There a lot of breeding kink involved. And dom/sub dynamics, paired with the fact that Thor is overstimulated and oversensitive. And obviusly forced feminization!

They have sex the whole night then Loki bring Thor back to her room to sleep calling her "my future wife and mother of my children". But let's move to the second chapter, shall we? Yes, there is a second chapter.

Thor wake up alone, in her bed, in full heat, humping her pillow and having already come multiple times. She orgasm a lot more then start fucking herself with her finger in a frenzy. Turn out this is another of Loki spells that had put Thor is a literal heat that can be satiated only by Loki's cock, Thor obviusly dosent know that so s/he pass the whole day in the bedroom in this borderline painful state to the point that s/he develop a high fever from the need to be fucked until Loki come see her.

Loki insult Thor calling her slut, whore, mare, etc etc and relishing in Thor's painful needs. After letting Thor beg him for a while he joins her on the bed and fuck her, first with his finger then with his cock all while slapping Thor and calling her names. There is a lot of dehumanization involved and breeding kink again. They keep going until "Loki erupted inside her, the final component of the spell supplied, the effect completed as his seed took root in his sister’s magically supplied womb." so now Thor's pregnant, nobody know what's happening nor have any way of knowing and Loki have a new sister/wife/sex slave to his beck and call.

The fic close to the omnious phrase: "And thus it was."

As always here is the link, for research purposes, remeber to not hate/harass or otherwise be mean to the writer: DL;DR! If instead is your thing or you just want to prove yourself and read some cursed content there you go:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2573198/chapters/5725397

Rating, CB?

-Loki Anon

Ah!!!! Yikes!!!! But ur right this is a definite change of pace 6.5/10 made my eyes itch

[alltheworldsinmyhead]

my predictions for a court of silver flames (and the book 5)

since i’ve just forced myself to re-read acofas, i emerge now with head clear and heart full of utter dismay for feysand bullshit. this novella is pretty good at setting up a ton of hints for the next book, so at least there’s that. here are some of the plot points/character arcs which i think are worth to keep in mind before reading acosf, especially for those who finished reading acowar and acofas a while ago. 

MOR

Mor is going on a journey to the Continent as a Night Court ambassador, possibly with Azriel. I don’t know to which extent this escapade will be described, but it will definitely happen and it will be important for both of them - Mor especially. My personal opinion is that the toxic triangle in which she’s tangled up with Cass and Az will meet its sad end in this book, due to many reasons such as Cassian;s relationship with Nesta, Az’s growing interest in Elain and, hopefully, Mor’s own growth as a person or her new romance. I also think that Mor’s relationship with her father will be a major plotpoint and the Court of Nightmare will play a BIG role either in this book or in the next one. Also-

ERIS

Eris will take the throne from Beron in acosf. I will be shocked if he doesn’t. Possibly the reprecussions of this event  will be discussed in the next book. Also possibly, there may be some kind of coup that will result in killing more than one High Lord (yes, I am thinking about Helion)

ELAIN

I’m sorry, but I literally cannot see it any other way - Elain will deny the mating bond with Lucien. The hints for this are scattered all over acofas. She doesn’t want it and she is not, in any freaking way, interested in him nor she is even interested in being interested. I think she’ll also get some opportunities to show more of her character and, hopefully, Mass will finally let her utilize her powers in some sensible way, but this might be saved for the next book. 

TAMLIN

Lucien warned Feyre they will need Tamlin as an ally ‘before the dust settles’. I am half-tempted to make an assumption that Tam will die in acosf, but it’s not based on any evidence, so it’s just my personal theory. Regardless, I do believe the destruction of the Spring Court will fucking bite half of Feyre’s ass in the following books and Tamlin either redeems himself (whether or not he should redeem himself when he is already in such a pitiful state is another question) or truly become a villian of the series. The one thing acofas hammered in my head is that his story with Feyre is far from over. 

LUCIEN

My fucking heart bleeds for him. My prediction is that he will cut all the ties with the Night Court, if he did not already done it after Feyre was an absolute bitch to him in acofas. I am also like 80% sure that Helion will die and Lucien will inherit the Day Court, thus getting a permanent place to call home, just as he has always wanted (but absolutely not IN A WAY he has wanted). Besides that, I am only praying for Mass to grant him some fucking happiness. i have no doubt that his relationship with Vassa and Jurian will be discussed in more details, if not, I am rioting. 

AZRIEL

There are a couple of issues Azriel will have to deal with in this and the following book:

a) his doomed relationship with Mor,

b) his blooming romance/friendship with Elain, 

c) his Illyrian identity.

I do think acosf will be a begining of some longer journey for him. Based on the snippets, I think we can also expect a lot of interactions between him and Nesta and I am so fucking excited for it that I can barely contain it.

Also, I subscribe to the theory that Az’s mom lives in the misterious Rosehall and that we will meet her soon. 

FEYRE AND RHYSAND

They are basically the same person at this point, let’s be honest.

Rhys will contine to be horny 24/7 and Feyre will continue to focus on small, non-important stuff instead of the actual business of ruling and managing the court, and they will both remain to be terribly self-involved - 

okay, enough of my bitterness.

I HOPE Feyre won’t be pregnant in the next book, but let’s be honest, it will probably happen rather soon, so, there’s that. From the snippet of acosf in acofas, it seems that they will have some disagreement about Nesta and I am all for it. Besides that, I think their personal arcs and journeys are over and I believe that there won’t be too much of them in the next books. Same with Amren - I don’t think she will play a big role, besides being an awesome secondary character. 

NESTA’S and CASSIAN’s arcs seem to be rather obvious, unless Sarah will somehow break our necks with the narrative 180 degrees spin. I think the biggest mistery is whether or not they are truly mates but, regardless of that, they will end acosf as a couple. Personally, I don’t belive Cassian will die in this book. Sarah is pretty allergic to killing her protagonists in a permanent way. Given that he has already suffered two major injuries throughout the series, I am inclined to belive that it’s time for Cassian to give in to fury over injured Nesta. In my book, there are two possible routes for them to get together:

1) a lot of angsty, heart-breaking hate sex slowly transforming into comraderie, friendship and, finally, romance, 

2) no sex, only angsty misunderstandings and sexual frustration strong enough to push them into romantic relationship fairly quickly which then results in more misunderstandings, wrong ideas about each other’s feelings and a whole fucking mess of feelings. 

Nesta and Emerie will, in 1000% meet and become friends as Nesta truly fucking needs her own found-faimily type of friends. She will also discover and develop her powers, learn to manage her emotions and to have healthy relationships with people whom she loves. 

Cassian will have a somehow similar arc as Feyre in acomaf, during which he will realize his own true potential and self-worth. 

Some plotlines I expect to happen:

ILLYRIAN UPRISING

I think it’s rather unavoidable at the point and it will come as a surprise to no one. I also think Devlon may turn out to be an unexpected ally. 

RIFT IN THE INNER CIRCLE

This one is something which I hope for, cause it would make so much sense, but I am quite apprehensive to make any definite statements about it. If Cassian and Nesta are to get together in acosf, I cannot see it happening in a way which will not disrupt the delicate balance of the inner circle given a) Nesta’s relationship with Rhys and b) Cassian’s with Mor. In general, I do believe Cassian;s arc will be about gaining confidence in himself and his own feelings and insticts, which will involve some separation from his friends. Also, the downfall of Az-Mor-Cass simply cannot be executed bloodlessly.

ANCIENT POWERS RISING

Feyre toyed with the very fabric of this universe. It has to have some kind of consequences. At this point, we know Koshei will make an appearance (in regards to Vassa), Bryaxis is still on the loose (and Feyre has still not fullfilled her bargain) AND we got an interesting scene of Mor sensing something evil luring in the forests around her estate in acofas. 

and last but not least-

WE WILL LEARN WHAT WAS IN THE FUCKING BOX

please feel free to add your own predictions and expectations! I’m sure i missed a lot of stuff 

[vegalocity]

Peachtea/TripSun angst idea. Nobody knew Wukong would disappear for 500 years so they're mourning until Xiaotian starts training with him. Tang composes himself to wait a little longer but Wukong just ignores all the signs. Until he gets into an argument with Tang and Tang ends up snapping "Why did you disappear for 500 years?!"

Okay so here’s the thing, I can only get behind the whole ‘The other Pilgrims ALL thought Wukong was dead and are PISSED at him now’ stuff, only, and I mean ONLY if Wukong either thought they all didn’t want to hear from him again anyway, or if he thought they were dead too.

....I mean my only contributions to all those ‘Reunion with Baije and Wujing’ posts were both ‘Wukong thought they were dead too’ so CLEARLY thats my read on the whole thing. I sincerely can’t see him just... NOT telling people he cared that much about that he was gonna bounce for that long to be alone on FFM, so if he knew they were alive he would have told them. 

And then you know someone spotted that little shrine with the origami figures in the Special and I was there like:

 So like, lets do something we’ll both enjoy here then because all of those reunion fics are almost exclusively centered around the trio, and we oh so rarely see Sanzang (whether he is Tang or not) get involved. 

So like first off, assuming LMK is on a sci fi alternate earth instead of being in the future, there’s still a solid nine hundred or so years between the end of the Pilgrimage and the supposed time Wukong disappeared for Monkie Kid timeline (JTTW is set in like the 600s or so if i remember correctly, might be wrong about the exacts tho) so lets assume those nine hundred years were uneventful.

So yeah, idk the hows, the hows don’t matter. What DOES matter is Wukong somehow loses contact with the others and is somehow convinced they were all killed, had his last stand against DBK and then went off travelling for a century to come to terms with his brothers and his precious, darling, beloved Master all perishing due to his inability to protect them.

and meanwhile for the others he was just... GONE. Like he’d vanished off the face of the earth, And the last the three of them ever saw of him was the staff rooted into the mountain that now kept the Bull King below. Just in case maybe the tree of them would periodically head off to Flower Fruit Mountain and check in with the monkeys that could still talk, but after about a century it was clear. If he WAS still alive, he wasn’t coming back. And the idea that he’d purposefully leave all of them behind just for the hope that he WAS still alive would do his memory a disservice. 

So when Wukong returns to FFM wouldn’t it be great if he like, JUST missed that last visit? Like DAYS after Sanzang, Baije and Wujing had been there for the final time to hold an impromptu funeral for their dead friend on his homeland and finally accept that he was gone, Wukong returns to the mountain and builds his little shrine for his dead friends... the Monkeys all look at eachother awkwardly and shrug, assuming this will be settled soon enough, surely it’ll be solved before too long.

And then another 400 years of kingly depression naps and the others falling in and out of contact with eachother as they adapt to the ever changing world around them later, Xiaotian snatches the staff from the bull family.

And... Look... It’s been a ROUGH 500 years on Sanzang now called simply Tang. He’d only recently tracked down Baije-now-called-Pigsy in the past... what Ten years? and was only tangentially aware of what Wujing-now-called-Sandy was up to. And... Look... LOOK. It’s ridiculous that he’s still hung up over losing Wukong as much as he is. He’s Well FUCKING aware it’s ridiculous. He should know better, he quite LITERALLY reached immortality through enlightenment. He KNOWS he should know better. 

So why-... Why can’t he say his real name without his gut still twisting into knots? He still tells the stories because telling them behind a wall of detachment, pretending he wasn’t there on the action for most of them helps in some small way, but why does he have to always call him ‘the Monkey King’? What a question, he knows why. He gave his heart away when he was still mortal, and so mortal his heart will forever stay. Dead and returned to the stone with the impulsive monkey he’d given it to.

And then It’s not dead. Because he’s not dead. and honestly at first it’s just shock, it’s just reeling with the sheer tidal wave of feelings he had to spend hours meditating just to sort through. The three of them meet up after Xiaotian and Xiaojiao have turned in for the night to discuss what the FUCK just happened, and all three of them come away with different conclusions. 

Baije is furious and will refuse to seek out Wukong unless its to tell him off for letting the three of them belive him dead, Wujing is sad and would like to see Wukong again to simply ask why he’d decided to cut the three of them out of his life like that, but doesn’t want to do it alone. And he’s...conflicted.

He wants this to be a joyous discovery. he wants to be so relieved and euphoric at his monkey still being there, having ALWAYS been there, that he wouldn’t be able to stop smiling for days on end. But he can’t. It’s all so... messy inside and he’s going to need to keep his distance if he wants to be able to approach Wukong with a level head. This was why attachments such as these were foolish he should have known better all those years ago but it was centuries too late now, and this confliction is what he has to suffer through as the result... wanting to laugh and cry and scream all at once because Wukong is ALIVE, he’d spent SO long in mourning for him, and HOW DARE HE ignore them all and let them assume the worst?!

So he hides behind that Scholar Tang persona while he sorts through his emotions. And it works for the most part. 

And then New Years happens.

And... Look, Wukong’s been THROUGH it in the last 500 years. He’s done everything he could to just... GET OVER the loss of his love His Master and His brothers. he went through all the damn stages of grief, 

Spent that first decade in denial poking around everywhere he could to see if any of them-ANY of them were in hiding somewhere, spent another three decades wandering the world and starting fights with other cultures divine warriors (and that Aphrodite chick was DEFINITELY hitting on him the entire time, extolling about how rarely she got to use her ‘Aria form’ whatever that meant) to work through his rage without actually getting himself in trouble with his own heavenly court. Spent another twenty years or so looking through as many underworlds as he could find, no matter how many of them really wanted to test just HOW immortal he was (Answer: Too Immortal for any of them) to see if ANYONE had anything he could work with, and always coming up empty. eventually crossed the ocean to the other landmass because he was tired of looking at all of these places and seeing either memories or wasted time looking for bargaining chips, and spent a decade or so deciding he hated Mexico and went back to China. and then spent another thirty years just procrastinating returning home to his mountain.

When he returns to flower fruit mountain its as though he’d never left. His monkeys greet him with excitement but he’s standing on the shores of his home he hasn’t seen in a century and... feels nothing. Like his ability to feel anything for anything beyond the people he’s lost is gone. He makes a little shrine that spends most of its time on a shelf that's difficult to be able to look at full on without craning your neck weirdly and if any of his subjects notice that he takes a bit too much care in folding the little paper figure of the monk as he sets the four figures up along the edge of the little thing none of them judge him over it. He’s rarely got the energy for tears anymore, but when he does it’s usually when that little figure catches his eye.

By the time Xiaotian crashes into his life he’s... getting better. At least he thinks he is. having the loud excitable boy in his life is helping chase the shadows away a little bit (though when they return oh how they scream) and he hears some stories of his friends on training days and... geez sometimes he’ll tell this or that story and Wukong will be so THOUROUGHLY reminded of someone that it just... hurts.

And then New Years happens.

And he finally sees him again -- And he finally meets Xiaotian’s friends

And he still doesn’t know how to feel it’s all SO MUCH -- And they feel familiar so he gives them all a quick glance with golden eyes

And he can only do the one thing that feels safe right now -- And oh... that makes sense. How lucky they all found eachother again after reincarnating.

Sanzang hides behind the Tang persona and lies with an energy that could only be harvested from the sheer maelstrom of emotions fighting for dominance -- and Wukong leaves before he says something incriminating because now he knows and he can’t Un-know.

He should have known better but its centuries too late. And it doesn’t even matter that he doesn’t know how to feel about this whole thing he HAS to keep seeing him, he can NOT let him vanish again -- This was a mistake, this was a mistake, he cannot face them all and see lack of recognition, he cannot have his brothers treating him only as Xiaotian’s mentor he can NOT handle looking at him and seeing a stranger.

He needs to at least TALK to him -- He can’t stay away

Wukong doesn’t start out hanging out at the Noodle Shop on down time, that’d be too much too quick, especially since Baije-.. Since Pigsy is clearly still pretty steamed for the whole ‘letting Xiaotian into the world of magic and monsters’ stuff. But he’ll often shapeshift and keep an eye on things like that... No he is NOT eavesdropping on the reincarnations of those three out of the ridiculous desperate desire to feel close to them again. Because he’d rather just love him miss them from afar than be treated as a stranger.

But of course Tang notices when he does. Every time. And every time he wants to say something but his throat feels too tight. That first day he’d fallen on the persona because it was all he felt he COULD do but now the very idea that he’d have to pretend to be someone else just to be able to speak to his monkey not his not anymore Him was completely out of the question. Tang’s actually surprised with himself the first time he finds his voice. 

The conversations come quickly, neither of them quite content to ignore the other now that its become obvious. The conversations are mostly stilted, awkward. Wukong seems both unable to help himself from talking to him, but unwilling to LOOK at him. Tang’s best guess is that he somehow doesn’t recognize him, Had he really changed that much in the time they’d been apart? Had he really lost so much affection for his old master that he could no longer recognize him beneath a slight change in appearance? That might be the reason the Hurt finally starts to win in the eternal standoff between Joy and Sorrow in how this whole thing makes him feel. 

And maybe it’s something simple, maybe Wukong is just barely starting to lower his guard a bit. Maybe just sharing a space with the man who once was the love of his life his master was finally starting to chalk over the rough edges his long since broken heart would constantly stab into him with. and he just SAYS something. Something probably innocuous, something he’d said a million times on the Journey alone. And to Tang it just... feels like he’s mocking him, like he’d known this whole time and had just been playing with his emotions in a way he wouldn’t have tolerated back then- so why should he tolerate it now?

 And the first words out of his own mouth are “Bad Monkey!” and Wukong freezes as Tang begins to lecture him

How he’d spent a solid third of his time immortal in mourning over him, how he’d been the one to tell Baije and Wujing that it would be a disgrace to his memory to believe him alive and instead that he’d chosen to cut the lot of them out of his life, despite how much HE’D wanted to believe it too. How hurt he was to find out that not only he HAD been ignoring them for so long but also that he’d apparently had apparently not even recognized any of them when they HAD all seen each other again! How much he’d missed him, how happy he’d still been to see him again. 

Yes, yes, pathetic, emotional baldy always bursting into tears at the simplest of things nothing’s changed etcetera etcetera- He hadn’t been lying on new years when he said he had a million questions, but all he really wanted to know was why? Why did he cut them out of his life, why did he shut HIM out? Why did you disappear for 500 years Wukong?

And Wukong reaches out, his hand is- shaking? and removes the glasses from right off his face--normal glass obviously, Baije had insisted they completed the scholarly look and annoyed him into compliance--

“You’re-” he hesitates, looks, almost afraid? “You’re not a reincarnation..?”

Oh... 

Well now they both looked the part of fools.

Two sobbing fools clutching to eachother in the alleyway behind Pigsy’s shop, and oh MAN did they have some things to talk about, because Wukong was DEFINITELY coming back with him to his apartment for the night and then first thing in the morning he was going to visit his brothers to internalize that THEY weren’t reincarnations either and then he was going to have to explain where he’d been for that first century while they were all still looking for him to THEM too. 

And yes he should have known better than to get attached to him in this way in the first place, it was disgraceful, the sheer misery it had brought alone was proof enough of that. But Wukong was nuzzling into his shoulder, and pressing those strange feeling monkey kisses across his cheeks and jaw,  and his breath was hitching with pure relief and joy and it was for him-

And fuck it, he just didn’t care. 

[i-love-to-draw1]

Ive watched evryone and im so tired.

Anyways i have to say no one is in the right nor wrong everyone has their own ideals n beliefs n i understand that. But the actions r wut will be judge. All the adults except eret,hbomb, and the badlands(altho in uncertain with them b. Again thy want thr to be. Chaos so well see) anyways i understand where the adults coming from

Anarchy group phill n techno lost a whole lot n felt pain but their action towards literal children n peoples home was not the right way but understandable. Wut caused them was even a bigger drift, in order to show them a lesson u need to explain it. Plus ik Phil doent like dream to wut he did to tommy n im glad but he is still a shit father, choosing his best friend over his son who needed guidence bc the child never knew how to express himself in ahealthy matter. Techo has been hurt n betrayed for he want seen as human but as a weapon n oof yea tht sucks but he also doenst listen. He also manipulated a child who was literally leaving his abuser. He used tommy like tommy used him its karma but thts a child. A literal traumatised child. Nikki had a rigjt to go feral but blaming literal children who were raise in chaos n war n have no way to cope isnt the right either i understand how she just lost hope n betrayed but people she hasnt seen wut evryone been through she wasnt thr most of the time. Jack agred n in all honesty he shouldnt have involved himself, but he at least sees some aspect on not blaming one child. . Fundy is a literal child, he has a mindset of one n has so much trauma that he doesnt realise he is either wrong or hurting othrs. He agree with ranboo but he is seeing it so diffrently that i worry hell do somethin insane like quckity. Ranboo is right tht fundy wants to feel like he wont loose b/c he lost so much.

Quackity knows its dream n so does ranboo. The two agree on how bad he is n the power he has on evreyon. The problem is one is traumatized n maybe posses but belives in order to defeats a god is through diplomacy while the other belives in unity. Both are right the problm is evryob is selfish n doing their own thing. Ranboo was good now look at him. He is a scared child not knowing what to do. He is a good kid but naive. Suprisingly he is the only child(other than purple) to not do anything wrong.

Tommy n tubbo r chaotic children n yea tommy is a child veteran. This is a child who was raise in war,was manipulated n betrayed n used n gave up so much b/c of the peopel he loved. The problmes tho is tht he never learned about how his actions had consequences never learned how to express himself properly. He needed guidence he needs help in thinking things through. Im not making excuses he does deserve to get punishment when needed but he cannot have soemthing so severe for he was punished so much

Tubbo is also a child veteran. He believed in trying to do good the flaw was as dream said was pushed around constantly. He had the balls to exile his best friend but not talk back at his cabinets. Granted he lost thr trust for tht bs but he was stuck in a corner with horible choices. Im glad he was able to speak against quackity when quackity wanted to execute ranboo. Tubbo needs to learn to speak more despite wut Others think. Other wise he will deal with the consequences of others. He lost so much but he is used to tht.

all in all this season is just a big old miscommunication :)

Thts my neutral view

My unneutral view

Fuk wut the fuck

Why r the adults blaming childre! N yea ik y n yea kids need to learn but wtf man!! This r kids who r just as traumatised n also thy need actual help. I enjoy eret n hbomb for just saying i just dont care or lets try to find neutral aspect

Also thank god badlands didnt fukin join tht mess

[mayz1er]

hey! just finished chapter twelve! fucking crying rn!!!! you’re writing is so insane i cannot belive it you are so talented. i still can’t get over the whole “maybe god is a poet” part that shit was amazing and then when it turned into the end poem literal chills throughout my whole body also the specific line “i’d love you even as the stars fall” that’s so beautiful i love it sm

i have never wanted a fanfiction to have a physical copy more i want to annotate the shit out of this it’s so amazing you are so talented cannot wait for the next chapter excited to sob violently!

hello dua!! oh no, i’m sorry you’re crying!! however, i am satisfied that someone cried to chapter 12. i never know if the chapters angsty enough, because i never really like. feel it while i’m writing it, y’know? thank u so much wtf, i’m so very happy u liked it!! i like the “god is a poet” part too! it was inspired by a fic i read just around the same time writing chap 10

fun fact, “i’d love you even as the stars fall” was foreshadowed in a different fic of mine! in fact, all of my other fics except one foreshadow presidential ties in some way or another.

that’s actually. so flattering, so cool, what the fuck. you want to… annotate,,., my writing. that’s acc a really cool idea, if i didn’t have to explain to my parents that it’s my fan fiction that was being printed, i would genuinely make a physical copy 4 myself. maybe i’ll just hand write it in a notebook one day? thank you so much again aaa aaa aa!! hope u feel better <33

[c0untb00z]

I would just like to clear, I don't hate the BBC Dracula 2020 Show. In fact, I actually like the idea of Dracula being set in modern times like in the show, but I would like it a lot better if it wasn't written like a fucking reader insert fanfiction.

Don't get me wrong, I love me some reader inserts every once in a while but they're meant to be on Wattpad. Sometimes, you can find really fucking good fanfictions that could genuinly be movies, but this really just feels like someone wrote an erotic fanfiction for Dracula. It almost reminds me of a worse version of 50 Shades of Grey with less kinky sex.

First and foremost Agatha Van Hesling. I actually kinda liked her personality, how driven she was and determined to never give up, but she was literally created for a love interest. In Dracula by Bram Stocker, Sister Agatha is a nun that nurses Jonathan back to health, claiming he was 'sick in the head' as he ranted of what he had seen and warning others of Dracula. She doesn't even have a last name.

However there is a Dr. Van Hesling in the book, hes dutch(???) Professor that mentors and taught(????) Jack Seward who was in love with Lucy, who was fed off of and eventually killed and eventually undead by the means of the one and only Dracula. Dr Van Hesling plays a large role in the plot of the book. He has an open mind and was able to draw connections between things that some others couldn't, as he had access to more sources and could speak to most off the charecters involved. He's the first person to present the idea of a vampire, and Lucy turning into one. Thanks to Jonathan he was able to identify the vampire feeding on Lucy as Dracula and finds out how to kill the vampires.

So basically Agatha was literally fabricataed for the sole perpose of being there, to fall in love with Dracula or something.

I know we all are horny for Dracula. I'm horny for Dracula. Vampires are fucking hot but the sexiest part of vampires is that they ya know. Kill you and are mercily and heartless. The show does show that in a lot of parts and even decapiates a nun and yeets it into a gaggle of nuns which i fucking died at. But it also, humanizes him way to much, hes literally a monster. The scene in the boat with lord whats his name really portrayed that. It was really,,,, weird cause me being a kinky fucker I don't find the particular phrases of "you're going to need to be quiet now," and " youre doing so well" that creepy and if anything a little hot but looking at the circumstance and the look on that kids face, it was like r e a l y fucked up. Which is why i liked that scene. It showed just how fucked up Dracula is.

To be fair i did like Cleas Bangs acting and casting as Dracula. He had a certain charm that was ever so s l i g h t l y off. I heard people say he just 'made up an accent' but fuck you guys its a fucking danish accent you incolent twats anyways. He could be really funny at times and i actually apprecited it.

However the casting AND acting of the modern parts is absolute shit. Ep.3 is where i kinda gave up on the show and finsihed it for the sake of torturing myself. FIRST OF FUCKING ALL LUCY i cannot fathom how P I S S E D i am about Lucy. Why did they have to make her a phone obsessed basic asshole with no regards to anyones emotions besides her own and the extent of her personality is 'getting likes on socail media is all i care about because it makes me feel validated so im gonna wallo in self pity because i was obiously written by white man in his 50s that would have made me white if he wasnt forved to throw in diversity points" like shut the fuck up steven king.

Also lucy and mina never meet??? Theyre in different fucking time lines??? Theyre friendship and love for eachother was fucking golden how dare you rob that form me and give me a garbage bag full of shit with a shiny little bow on top in its place jesus f u ck.

The cemetary scene was o k ay i gues?? I liked the little nod to the book with the bloofer lady and the concept of random sprits being undead because of unfinished buisness. But this really just felt like it was slapped in the show for the sake of going on a date with Dracula in cemetary. I actually kinda apperacted it but it just felt awkward.

Also who the f u ck is Lucy's friend? The gay one??? Like,,,, is that supposed to Arthur???? His chatecter was so fu king weird and offset he just didnt feel like he should be in there. Hes literally just there for a-50-year-old-man's-interpretation-of-young-women-now-a-days verson of Lucy to have a gay best ffriend.

Ok i not even sure if i want to talk about Quincy. It just hurts. It physically hurts me to think about how d i r t y they did my baby. His charecter is the defination of american chivalry, just as great as regular chivarly but with a little extra cowboy vibe. Quincy is jist the biggest,,,, sweet haert,, like he asked lucy to marry him in his cool american cowboy voice cause he knew lucy loved it and it always made her laugh. And even when she turned him down becayse her heart belonged to arthur, he stayed. All he wanted was for lucy to be happy and all he requested was that they stay frirnds. Hes also invovled with taking fkwn dracula although hes not a main charecter percice ly as he doesnt have any entires in the book he still has an amaizing precence and sometimes while reading the book ill be readying one of dr sewards passanges and think "huh i wonder what quncys doin. I hope hes dooin good. Cowboy vibes n stuffs" amd boy dles he do that. Everh dracula film adaptataion robs us. R O B S U S of quincy morris best scene. In the middle of dr van helsing ranting about vampires( thats basically what half of the book is. I could write a 4p minute mono louge of his rambling jesus how does sweard take note of all this) quincy litterally just walks out. And nobodg really pays any notice beside glancing ag his leave and shrugging at one anouther and going back tl listneing tl van helsing explaining his vampire fan theories quincy moris , the quincy morris from texathe untited states of the amerkca the land and the free and also cowboys.stands outside of the bouilding and pints his gun up at. Dracula whos in the shape of a fucking bat eves ddopping outside the window and just fucking,,shoots it. Now he doesnt hit it cause thatt wouldnt be as fun as brutally stabbing the fucker witja wooden stake. But S T I L L. And the fucking bullet hits the window that everybodys in anprobably causes arthur to shit himself the ppoor boy. Can you belive that theh didnt fucking flim thatfor any dracul? Now i i under stands why not put in this adaptation because quincy is only mentionsed like three god damned times. And when theh DK mention him jesusnshit they literally jsut made him some popular jock from amwrica just to conter jacks white twinky ass and then they had him propose to lucy in the middle of a fucking night club and she says yes???? Lile ok jut throw Arthur out a window then cause cause fu c k him i guess. And then after lucy dies he jjsy fucking moves ?? The only thing thta makes this version of qincy quinccy is the fu king name and fact hes from america

Ok now jack fucking seward. He reminds me of when ylu forget you had a pb&j in your back pack so in the bos after school you pull it out cause yoyr hungry and yoyr mom put WAY to much jelly on it so now its like. All obsorbed into the bread and joggy and squished. Just sad and really white. They even had some kid call him whate bread and they werent fucking wrong. His obly personality traits were ' omg i love lucy but shes a hoe ;,,,((' and being connected to Zoe.

Now last and definately least the god forbaden ending. Just thinking about it gives me a fucking head ache. So , jesus, zoe, who is agathas great niece or someshit, a d looks exactly like her (its literally the same fucking actress) is a detective lile scitist reasearching dracula. So dracula is illedatly attracted to her becasue he thinks shes like agathas reincarnation or soenshit. So he tries tk drink her blood at one point and spits it all out and pukes and sjit cause her blood is poisonous bevaise she has fucking c an c e r. So later we find out that draculas weaknesses ( the sun crucifix) arnt actually real hes just afraid of dying so he has like irration fears or some shit so for some fucking reason. They deside. Its a good iea to end the show with this:

Dracula fucking drinks all of zoes blood killing her and himself because her blood poisonus. And ghe fucking emd scene is them like,,, in the sun???? Or soemt hi ng??? And theyre naked and like presumably fucked and dracula says some shit like " its doesnt have to hurt" and i almost tore my wrist open wiith my teeth because of how shitty this ending is.

Not lnly is it disrespectful to zoe but agatha, agathas whole thing was K I L I N G. dracula she wanted him fucking D E A D she woULDNT FUCK HKM

And like just after finding out that he can be in the sunlight with out fucking dying and that crosses just make him umcomfortable or some shit he just desides to kill himself??? DUDE YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOURE PROACTICALLY MORE INVINCABLE THAN YOU WERE BEFORE AND YOU JSUT FUCKING OFF YOUR SELF ??? HE COULD HAVE FUCKING RULED ENGLAD AND SPEAD VAMPIRISM OLL LVER THE FUCKING COUNTFY AND WORLD KF HE TRIED HARD ENOUGH AND HE KILLS HIMSELF BECAUSE THEY WANTED A STUPID SAPPY ENDING

anyway if anyone actually goes through the effort of reafing my god damn eS S A Y about Dracula that i finkshed typing (im not gonna bother editing tbh) at 4 fucking am. Then thank you and please get a life

[worshipcircle01]

Totally agree and I'm mad at this decision to make Luke a character that doesn't evolve.

I mean, I get that Ahsoka, the Armorer and Paz are stuck in their past and their survival mechanisms. One cannot dispute that the way they act has ensured their survival through very difficult times so, for them, its logic to not evolve.

But Luke...

If one thing it's true in the whole Star Wars universe its that Luke is different. That he's the balance to the Force that Anakin couldn't be. And he achieved that without following the Jedi code as strictly as the other Jedi.

In his kind interpretation of that new path, the Force find the balance that both Jedi and Sith put in danger during all those years.

Therefore, Luke is a guy that certainly makes mistakes, but he isn't a pathetic character.

And the freaking directors in Star Wars insist in to make him a pathetic character.

Luke grow up so much in chapters IV, V and VI. He evolve amazingly. And we love him for that. The world love him for that. Because we all could relate to that little ball of sunshine that come out from Tatooine and manage to get to adulthood, having to overcome a lot of pain and obstacles, without loosing his humor or his mischief and loving so strongly that he risked everything to get his dad back.

That Luke has nothing to do with this Luke that they are trying to portray here in order to make him fit with forceps to the Luke of the sequels.

And don't get me wrong, yeah, I love Dinluke, but we all know it exist in fanfiction and I'm not hoping that that pairing came to be in canon, but come on, down a notch the tragedy.

When it doesn't make sense angs and tragedy become bad comedy.

And the story of the Luke of the sequels was the worst kind of bad comedy.

Let's face it: they fucked up with that stupid story of Luke and Kylo.

No one ever bought a Luke Skywalker loosing his shit in that way, and even when poor Mark acting is amazingly good for such a disgusting series of scripts (I know that Dave was part of the sequels, the scripts sucks anyway), the whole story (regarding Luke) didn't make a freaking sense.

And Star Wars creators knew it.

That's why they publish in 2019 "The Rise of Kylo Ren" in which suddenly Ben Solo wasn't at the end the one behind the destruction of Luke's Jedi Temple. Despite been a killer little shit, Ben wasn't as badass that they wanted for us to belive he was, there was, once again, another enemy on the shadows.

In other words: they try to "amend" the "disaster" in the best way that they could after that mediocre desicion, literally the meme of History Channel with the guy saying: "it was a dragon".

It wasn't Kylo, was someone else.

Because no one in the fandom believed that Luke could be defeated by a kid, no matter his mind state. That actually, as many fans pointed out, if our Jedi Master was under such a psycological situation, he would have been even more dangerous, therefore, bye bye Ben.

The master plan, then, was to come back later with this new enemy and continue the Jedi story after Luke's death with new Jedi, in order to recover from the disaster of having to endure the sacrifice of their best character in order to produce that lame excuse of triology that were the sequels.

The Mandalorian disrupt that plan.

Because no one wanted to know what happens after.

We want our childhood characters back.

And a story that makes sense and brings hope.

If a wanted tragedy, I would go to watch a Shakesperian play, that its actually well written and have coherence.

I wouldn't immerse myself in a sci-fi series.

For the love of God, for once in your freaking life try to relate to the audience that make you have a freaking job and that has made that Star Wars lived for 45 years.

Stop trying to make out of Luke something that the character isn't. He's not a hermit, he has human contact (friends and family), he isn't someone that would follow a set of rules without questioning them, he wouldn't have left a student fly alone to another planet without him and with the only custody of his droid after rescuing that student from the Empire. He's none of those things.

If one see all the reactions in youtube regarding Grogu and Luke's, you could see the delight that the reactors has when they see Luke training and acting as he should and their surprise when the directors make the character do something so off canon, in the freaking canon.

So this whole idea of the unevolved Luke is an on purpose desicion of the Star Wars creators. Trying to save something that's insurmountable: the story of the sequels, and trying to not overshadow other characters as Mando or Boba Fett. But its the wrong desicion. You need to let Luke as Luke is, live in this new universe.

Luke Skywalker unleashed in a world were Din and Grogu exist, being as he is, will be a blast and will boost Star Wars for another 45 years of stories and fandom.

The Mandalorian and Grogu: Where Will They Go From Here?

Since I have read a few comments about how Mando and his little green child will live from now on: will we see their father-son shenanigans forever? Will they keep traveling through the galaxy living adventures, from one bounty, one job to the next aimlessly?

No. Din Djarin and Grogu are learning. They have both learned so much since they first met. They’re developing, maturing. Both the Jedi (Luke, Ahsoka) and the Mandalorians (the Armorer, Paz Viszla) we saw in The Book of Boba Fett are not willing to change their ways. They are not developing, despite the fact that both the Jedi Order and Mandalore already had their downfall.

Mando has learned riding, negotiating, communicating, finding friends, infiltrating, fighting both with a spear and a sword - only to name a few things - and he has learned how to be a father. Grogu is remembering and deepening what knowledge he had learned at the Jedi temple, and he has also learned how to be a child at last.

They’re not going nowhere. I don’t know where they are going for sure, but these two have an aim some time, somewhere. And they will always belong together.

[skindryhandscold]

i love you. i love how you only care about your own shit. no, really.  i cannot imagine how freeing that is; to stop finally caring about all the shit of which both concerns you and doesn’t. how fucking exhausting. what does it mean to relax? to throw your head back, close your eyes, and forget about time and shoulds. I listen to this music that I wish to crawl away into, all four limbs working forward, over hills of wavelengths. Remember rolling down grandma’s grassy hill as children, taylor? By the way, I hope more than anyone, that you find ways to truly embrace and love life. You have the greatest potential for kindness and joy out of the four of us. Why would God grant dimples to a shallow human?  I thought Madonna was black. I was confused when I found out she wasn’t. We’re so similar, you and I. You may look at difference as wrong and scary. I understand the fear, being unable to relate to something is foreign and awkward. Complete darkness with opportunity to grasp the truth. Dive into your sternum and embrace your heart, it’s so full, it feels like mine. I only want to know and love you - how could I not? How can you turn away from empathy when you know every human has felt a unique pain, that first break in the heart when you know you aren’t perfect and neither is anyone else. we’re all knuckles fucking deep on a muddy climb to the top, where we’re hoping we one day breathe in and become the light while feeling minimal pain. and that’s it. eternal light? good vibes and all that jazz.. everyday I’ve been grasping at the idea of awakening, of finally seeing the light. you know, i’ve felt it. i’ve been seaprate from myself for longer than just a 10 minute meditation, i’ve been the fly on my shoulder for months or maybe years. Fuck, I loved everyone. I felt little to no negativity. My body healed itself. I wanted to move and experience life, rather than merely finding ways to make it bearable. I wasn’t living this life through the glasses of my past memories. I was living in reality, fully present. And I’ll tell you, it’s better than any drug. It’s pure energy, life before your eyes! CAN YOU BELIVE IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT? I dig it. I literally dig for it. 

[suggers-got-dingled]

hey bridie we got thru the birth/death of robrence ! once this awful robecca nonsense is over and his schemes are revealed well get the good stuff ie rob getting dragged by lucky and left a broken mess. I cant deny I h8 all the seb and rob scenes I just cant see past how much its hurting aaron and even tho I don't belive hes staying I couldn't accept him as theirs as aaron was tortured with his childhood abuse and SH over this and he will always be bex son whether shes here or not. Just bring on

(2) xmas and Katie as a ghost I cannot wait. Even tho its not that long to go I still find waiting till jan for the whites to sod off too long the only good part is seeing lucky in the attic and then losing the plot tom deserves a good exit. lets hope we get some more good spoilers soon or leaked videos theyre the only thing helping with this hell plot. Overdramtic Anon x

(3) Wow I can’t wait to erase 2017 from my memory it’s just been the whole kitchen sink of misery @ robron and us. Hopefully next weds scenes will be something we can hold onto until my monoshipper self is tested with aaron and the doctor 2.0 (WHY 😫) I just want RJS to near flatline and be in a coma why is that so much to ask for and attic boy seems like it leads to nothing I’m trying to stay positive but dear god it’s so hard these days 😢 Overdramtic Anon x

MY FAVOURITE ANON ❤️❤️

I’m sorry I’ve been absolutely useless at replying this week

…I may have not had time or I may just be recovering from robrence, on top of contending with the latest spoilers and a fresh void of monoshipper hell

I guess we’ll never know 😉

(but that’s why I’ve attached all your messages into one to reply in bulk, makes it easier for little old me who is an absolute expert in procrastinating but not getting on track with workload in and out of fandom life)

anyway, update: attic boy is rather humorous but could have had so much more potential… like fine spy on ur family through a hole you’ve drilled bc the vents just weren’t fulfilling enough, and sit back chilling with a satisfied smirk as ur mum breaks down like the sick fuck u are but like couldn’t u have uncovered the secret we all want to know???? pfft disappointed

and you know what else I’m disappointed by?? EVERYTHING Robert and the whites, and EVERYTHING Robert and Seb!!

LITERALLY JUST EVERYTHING

I HATE IT ALL AND I’M SO DISGRUNTLED

I thought I’d warm to it but wow no I can’t connect to this doting dad act because it feels flat and forced and pretty pointless and whenever he’s talking about his ~~boy to Aaron it literally makes me want to throw myself through a window 

(seriously it’s ruining the enthusiasm I have for robron scenes I’m all hyped up and can muse on the little moments they have together and then I’m dropped down right to the bottom when the vibe is literally killed)

the sooner Christmas arrives the goddamn better!!! it literally feels like we’re on a continuous loop of pain and discomfort and I’m not one to wish my life away but if robbo could hurry up and have his near death awakening and January hurry up and move in then that would be fabulous for the sake of everyone’s good health

I’m sending plenty of hugs and prayer circles for the next couple of weeks! it’ll hurt for sure but we’ve got past it before and we’ll do it again

I think it proves something when we’re all still here you know!! we’re made of absolute steel even the big bad wolf couldn’t blow our house down 

DECEMBER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

we have week commencing the 4th to ride out (lets hope Aaron isn’t riding Alex out lol bad joke I couldn’t help myself) and I’m always here if you want to remember the robron first kiss 3rd anniversary instead of having to watch Aaron k*ss someone else but his soulmate 

it’s all about those priorities

gotta whip out those coping mechanisms until we’re put out of our misery 😌