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Generational toxic masculinity.
#nothing teaches child how to lie better than strict parents#i cannot cheat i cannot conduct an argument without trying but boooyyyy i can lie perfectly
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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
#look i get it#it is hard to concentrate these days#we all have extremely short attention spans#but cinemas are DESIGNED to help you focus#I for one can only watch a movie without even glancing at my phone when i am sitting in a cinema#short attention spams are something you are meant to COMBAT and try to OVERCOME#for your own good#not coddle#not make harder for other people!
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#i got all the references and i am so proud of myself that i must now reblog#green ribbon my beloved
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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.
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WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.
poltergeists:
push things off tables
break delicate objects for fun
in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
are invisible aka no one knows what they look like
poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats
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Kinds of Kindness (2024) by Yorgos Lanthimos
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"you have depression" so close!! i ACTUALLY have emotional motion sickness (somebody roll the windows down). and there are no words in the english language i could scream to drown you out.
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no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.
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to all things, a season
The thing about children is, sooner or later, they grow up. Kaz reckons with an end, and a beginning.
Read on AO3
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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.
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Things cats were right about all along:
Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)
Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)
Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.
Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.
Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.
You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.
Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.
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