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sorry i was just thinking about them during the final battle interacting and being so connected while fighting for their lives
the wives ever
#i know they're not married#YET#but too bad they're wives bc i said so#chaggie#charlie x vaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie hazbin hotel#lmao vaggie's “y tho” face kills me#“you're literally the third most powerful being in hell and you shot. sparkles. at them”#“babe i love you so much but also Why Are You Like This”
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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
#ratiorine#aventio#aventurine#dr. ratio#honkai star rail#hsr#not exactly#2.1 spoilers#but the vibe isn't present until then#this is canon I'm Hoyo#just trust me#I think my favorite thing about this ship#is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss#but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could#in fact#get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair#they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date#they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease#I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together#in the background of every promotion and event#and Hoyo never confirms anything#but you never see the one without the other#so everybody just KNOWS#LISTEN HOYO#I'm available for hire#you can pay me to print the money for you
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I love how mqf's oficial description is something like: a good heart who wants to help others but then you read the novel and his reaction to lqg trapping ten infected men who are crying in panic is "great now I can start to work in my experiments with decomposed people to find a cure" and gets out a lot of needles, which makes the man cry even harder.
Even if we only get bits of the other Cang Qiong sect leader's we can reach the conclusion that no one there is normal, sqq is just biased.
#the other sects when they have to invite cang qiong: they're our brothers but for fuck's sake they're so weird#sqq is a drama queen married to the demon lord#lqg is an obsessed fighter with no survival instics#sqh is a spy married to ANOTHER demon that somehow is still in the sect doing taxes#qqq could kill you with a look but she also makes fun of tiny lbh in the extras#you know the emperor#so she has probably zero survival instics too#mqf is one step away from becoming a mad doctor#and they're lead by the n°1 apologizer#i love them let me meet the rest#svsss#scum villain self saving system#mu qingfang#liu qingge#shen qingqiu
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Old man fiddlestan :3
grunkle fidds au edition
#they're so cool#i still don't know if they will get together for real but they would get married for tax benefits#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#dipper pines#mabel pines#myart#gay#old man yaoi#grunkle fidds
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Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.
So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...
Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.
He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.
Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.
You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.
Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?
Danny: YES!!!!
Jason: Dork.
Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.
Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.
The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.
All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.
So.
Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.
So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.
Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Danny and Jason are platonically married#I'm not gonna put this in the post but I had a random thought of Jack and Maddie meeting Bruce Wayne and they instantly clock him as Batman#It's not even Maddie#Jack just took one look at him and sniffed out something sus until his himbo brain connects the dots to him being Batman#The thing is they managed to find this out with barely any evidence so they think they might be wrong without knowing that they're actually#right#Anyways#Jason is tired of this mfer Danny and how he sleeps#Every time they go to bed Jason walks into their shared bedroom like he's about to wrestle a fucking bear#The batfam think they be fawking but they actually aren't it's just Jason wrestling to get a good night's sleep#Why did I make this?#I have no clue
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Thinking about marriage/women's rights on Vulcan Some may think that T'Pring not being allowed to divorce Spock was because he was going through the pon farr but if she were allowed to divorce him at all she probably would have done that a long time ago, confirmed by T'Pol when she's speaking with Koss, who isn't suffering from the pon farr. She says that he can choose another mate (without invoking a fight it seems: note the difference between a 'mate' and a 'challenger') and after he makes it clear that nothing she says will change his mind about marrying her, she finally threatens to declare a kal-if-fee. It's clear that Vulcan women cannot divorce/refuse to marry a man they've been betrothed to under any circumstances if A) He himself doesn't consent to ending their marriage or B) She doesn't have someone else waiting in the wings to be given to in his stead. Though, if the challenger she selects fails to win the fight, she'll have to marry her betrothed anyway unless (again) he decides he doesn't want her after the challenge. That seems like an incredibly unfair system, heavily biased towards men. SNW is an alternate universe in many obvious respects but most egregiously in that T'Pring has a lot of non-canonical agency over her relationship with Spock. It's interesting to me that Vulcan society has women in many positions of power and treats women as equal to men from what I've seen despite these laws. We don't really see Vulcans exhibiting a misogynistic attitude towards women in general but in TOS (perhaps because of its general writing style but it's still interesting to note) both Sarek and Spock take on patriarchal attitudes specifically regarding wives. Amanda says that 'of course' Sarek commands her because "he is a Vulcan and I am his wife." It's worthwhile in my eyes to note that she specifies 'wife' instead of attributing this attitude to women as a whole. Again, with TOS' writing style it wouldn't be out of place for her to say "he is a man and I am a woman." Spock, while in a pon farr induced irritation, states that it's "undignified for a woman to play servant to a man that isn't hers" - again implying that there's something specific about being a Wife in Vulcan society which is different from being a woman in general and demands subservience to a husband. This could perhaps stem from the extreme sense of ownership that Vulcan law has permitted men to have over women. A woman legally cannot point blank refuse marriage. There is no option which guarantees she won't have to marry her betrothed other than death. When T'Pau speaks of T'Pring she refers to her as being 'property' and Stonn, before being interrupted, states he's made 'the ancient claim' - we don't know what this is because he gets cut off but it's obvious they're both using the language of Vulcan law. Men are permitted true freedom to choose. If a woman wants to choose someone else to be with there is no option available to her other than the kal-if-fee which might result in the death of the one she wants to be with. And, if her lover fails, her husband can still just decide he wants to marry her and she'll be forced to. T'Pring gives two scenarios: One where Spock 'frees' her and one where he doesn't - it's still ultimately his decision which is clear when he ends the conversation with "Stonn, she is yours." This again isn't just because of the pon farr as T'Pol also goes through this. Koss can choose another mate and when the option is talked about there's no implication that this would result in any sort of fight (both by the casualness of its mention and by the fact that there's no formal word for it unlike the kal-if-fee.) Also, the fact that Koss does eventually grant T'Pol a divorce and it's all fine means that T'Pol isn't lawfully required to have another man waiting if her HUSBAND doesn't want her. It's ONLY required if SHE doesn't want her husband. Tradition must take precedence over individual desire UNLESS!!! You're a man. Then it's fine. Like, your parents might not be happy but legally you're golden.
#as a note do NOT read the comments on any T'Pol marriage clips on youtube they're full of 'haha women amiright' jokes about#how she's leading Trip on and being a bitch for not choosing him etc - if you become interested in female characters you learn#quickly just how much people still hate women displaying any amount of complexity/doing anything that isn't just falling into a man's arms#even if that hatred doesn't take the form of outright vitriol (aka: 'I feel so sad for Trip bc T'Pol's marrying some other guy')#Trip: T'Pol listen this arranged marriage stuff is no good - you've gotta be free! You have to do what YOU want to do!#T'Pol: -legally seen as property of her husband in the eyes of the law- ...............#<- not dunking on Trip it's just funny how easy it makes it seem - but!! He doesn't know all the facts#as evidenced by him saying T'Pol might 'call off the wedding' to her mother - T'Pol can't legally call off shit#It's also interesting how gender isn't really mentioned in any of the clips I've seen - it's very clear to me that T'Pol has no options#specifically because she's a WOMAN within her culture but that's almost like a quiet undercurrent and not focused on as a main#point of dissatisfaction - which I imagine it 1000% would be for Vulcan women when men have infinitely more freedom#Vulcan Man: I don't wanna marry this lady#Vulcan Law: Ok#Vulcan Woman: I don't wanna marry this guy#Vulcan Law: Noted. So - if you and your lover are willing to risk his life there's a chance (if he wins) that you can get out of marrying#him BUT if your husband kills your lover and still wants to marry you you DOOO have to marry him sorry you just gotta#<- this also makes it incredibly dangerous to in any way warn your legal husband that a kal-if-fee might be incoming#the element of surprise is a HUGE advantage when it comes to winning a fight to the death (which your lover can train for)#Vulcans#T'Pol#T'Pring#star trek#I don't think this is bad necessarily (as a fictional worldbuilding thing) but I wish it were explored more#It's especially interesting because it's an aspect of logical Vulcan society - it's clearly not logical but it's also clearly rooted deeply#in tradition which may mean Vulcan long ago used to have a much more extreme gender bias towards the male population#it just implies a lot that Vulcan has these old laws which are unfair towards women yet they still follow BUT women are treated as equal#citizens OUTSIDE of marriage! Maybe there was a feminist movement before? Is there another brewing? Where are the Vulcan feminists!
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Skén:nen sá:sewh
as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc
translation: Get home safe
#nobody translate the file name#nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you#imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind#I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out#Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o#she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she#she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM#until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together#I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized#I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby#and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch#they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through#connor i'm in love with your wife#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#connor's mistery wife#ac 3#assassin's creed#oc#the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art
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💚BONUS Polin Week💚 day three | Mutual Pining
#bridgerton#bridgertonedit#polin#polinedit#dailybridgerton#perioddramaedit#perioddramadaily#perioddramasource#bkbridgerton#weloveperioddrama#gifshistorical#onlyperioddramas#polinweek#polinweek2024#polin week#netflixedit#*mine*#bunnykaye#bkpolinweek#can you believe we didn't get tit for tat pining BUT A MUTUAL ONE?????? 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽#and we got MARRIED!POLIN PINING????#i would've included scenes from 3x08 but they were both in the frame when they pined so hard for each other#and i kinda liked these scenes when they're looking at each other (whether at the same time or no) and they had their own close shot. CINEM#also THIS IS MY THIRD ENTRY FOR THE THIRD DAY I KNOW I'M FCKING CRAZY LOL#that's why the second half will suffer LMFAO i've barely finished my sets for days 4-7 JLSKDJSLKDKASDA
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Be honest, what are your thoughts on appledash? Do you hate it or its more of not a big deal
Not a big deal to me. I like it, I see all the appeals, I just personally like Rarijack more.
#ask me#anon#if you wanna know why i like rarijack more i just think they're a healthier depiction of a domestic and longterm relationship#appledash gives me the vibes of gfs that'll eventually break up#because from s1 to s8 their relationship and communication with each other on serious things never really matures or grows#they were competitive and petty in s1 and they were competitive and petty in s8#arguably worse cuz in that s8 episode their dynamic becomes so toxic they almost cause a student under their care to drown#both of them have a superiority complex that's constantly conflicting with each other and it never really gets resolved#but with rarijack there's a very clear arc of development you can follow in their character#and multiple episodes show how they'll argue and eventually come back together and apologize and communicate and work to better things#you can watch them grow to like and understand each other. in s1 aj scoffs and makes fun of rarity's work in fashion#but in a later season (after some conflict) aj says that she doesn't understand fashion but she knows it means a lot to rarity so it means#a lot to her too. and that's what love is to me. “it didn't mean anything to me until it meant something to you”#it's genuinely really sweet and i'd argue rarijack /feels/ the most romantic out of all the main 6 ships. through arguing they grow closer#which is how it's supposed to be in relationships that last! you argue to work out your interpersonal problems and understand each other#(which is why it's genuinely kinda baffling to me that appledash ended up being canonically married because they never gave me those vibes)#but it really doesn't matter. they're cartoon horses! have fun with them
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Source: Bustle - Spilling Set Secrets With The Stars Of Interview With The Vampire S2
Note: So apparently this is “new” — though apparently it was published in May 2024 right after the premiere… I dont know if with some many articles/news around that time people missed this one and someone finally found it or if Bustle forgot to post the link on their social media and remembered to promote this article now.
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#delainey hayles#assad zaman#eric bogosian#interview with the vampire#iwtv#quoting tweets i found#so cute how sam and delainey are caffein addicts and jacob is constantly trying to do damage control and failing miserably#jacob going into parental mood#they literally embody the unholy family#“You know what’s good for you? Sleep.” LMFAO JACOB#and the saga of sam admitting to doing some unhinged shit like it’s perfectly normal and triggering the dad in jacob continues#THEY'RE SUCH AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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mahiru is genuinely my icon in revue starlight because she's so fucking funny like listen to me she's been PINING for karen for so long right they're BFFs she knows everything about karen and she takes pride in the fact that like wow there's no one closer to karen than I am.
then hikari shows up and mahiru goes into a tailspin like what tf is this why does karen know with this incredibly scary looking stranger and then she realizes they were childhood best friends and that they have a HISTORY and she sort of loses it for a while because the girl she likes' situationship from like grade school's come back and the girl she likes is absolutely completely head over heels for this girl and now what is mahiru supposed to do.
but then the resolution to the conflict is mahiru going yk what I can work with this and she basically grabs hikari and goes I have decided to make you mine as well
and it just works??? like hikari is so aloof and withdrawn and lowkey scary but her interactions with mahiru later on are SO funny like mahiru's out here telling her to clean her room and get her shit together and then the entire bit in the movie like???
she is an ICON and i want to be her actually.
#revue starlight#revstar#shoujo kageki revue starlight#hikari kagura#karen aijou#mahiru tsuyuzaki#the entirety of this cast is so fruity#like they're all SO absurdly gay#futuba and kaoruko are practically married#god knows what's happening with claudine and maya#and nana and junna parent this squad#BUT LIK#I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS PLOT#LIKE WDYM MAHIRU IS AT FIRST LIKE OH NO A RIVAL FOR KAREN'S AFFECTIONS#WHAT WILL I DO#AND SHE JUST???#THEY'RE ALL IN LOVE BY THE END???#HOORAY FOR THE POLYCULE???#good on the yk#nice resoltuion
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[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.
Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾
#pathologic#pathologic 2#herb brides#my beautiful girls. Tendril and Thorn.#if a ginger child can be called Catnip/Oregano so can they but better#some of yous might know them already but. here now... <3#Shörmös pink flowers Yyrghene florets & facepaint as ordered#they're... as married as Herb Brides can be to a woman other than the Earth. Herb Wives if you will#the incidence of lesbian and bi women in the herb brides rank is multiple times the national average#why are you as a woman married to the earth (a woman)🤨#it's very simple. mind your business & don't question them ever.#my ocs#technically they are... i guess every herb bride i've ever drawn counts as an OC but#these two got names...#oc:shörmös#oc:yyrghene#yaaayy#my art
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HuaLian demisexuals has always made so much sense to me. They only felt sexual attraction for each other, and that after they had met, liked each other's intelligence, kindness and achievements. Sexual desire arose only after they discovered that, when they're together, happiness is much simpler and easy.
#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#they're in love your honor#they're married your honor#heaven official's blessing#hob#i'm demisexual so i know what I'm talking about#tian guan ci fu#crown prince of xianle#mxtx tgcf#crimson rain sought flower#mo xiang tong xiu
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Thinking about Mu Qing who has bouts of sleeplessness that only his roommate and rival-turned-friend, Feng Xin, knows about. Just the inherent intimacy of having shared that secret - even if it was out of necessity - ruins me. So, just imagine:
One sleepless night, Feng Xin finds himself getting up to pee at 2:30 in the morning, only to realize Mu Qing is awake and in the living room. Mu Qing is dressed for bed, his hair is down, and he has his glasses on. He's trying to read a book all curled up in the corner of the couch that Feng Xin typically sits in.
Feng Xin finishes washing his hands in the bathroom and then goes to sit with Mu Qing on the couch - closer than they would sit if this was during the day. There's a single lamp on in the room and the two of them stay quiet.
Feng Xin picks up some kind of handheld game and plays for a bit with the volume turned down all the way, and just keeps Mu Qing company.
After a good while, Mu Qing shifts and pushes his glasses up into his hair to rub at his eyes and the bridge of his nose, leaving his book on the arm of the couch. Feng Xin recognizes this for what it is - an invitation - and sets his game back onto the coffee table.
The two aren't new to this so Feng Xin doesn't hesitate when he says in a low, warm voice: "Let's go to sleep, A-Qing."
And Mu Qing doesn't fight him. He sets his glasses on the table and turns the lamp off.
The two of them walk through the dark and to Feng Xin's room.
The first few times they did this, it was difficult for both of them. It was vulnerable and tense and Mu Qing couldn't help but fight and cringe - but it's easy now, when they crawl into bed together.
Mu Qing only stops for a moment - like he might be thinking it over - before he lets himself relax into Feng Xin's arms and rest his head on his chest.
Feng Xin eases them into the bed, makes sure they're properly covered with the blanket, and then threads his fingers through Mu Qing's hair.
He finger-combs the ends before working up along the nape of Mu Qing's neck and up further after that to scratch gently at his scalp. So tender - he strokes Mu Qing's hair until they both fall soundly asleep.
#fengqing#mu qing#feng xin#levi yaps#the scenarios that plague my brain#that i have to share with you#need these two to be as soft as possible#but not really know how to talk about it#they're basically married and that's the truth#im projecting again#and so ridiculously tired
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attempting to summon the dead with jay-z i call that a séance with beyoncè's fiancé
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New theory: dan and Phil did get married, except it was back in 2010, when they were young, and instead of choosing either of their names, they went with games, Dan and Phil Games, and are just too embarrassed to acknowledge it. That's why the always go 😐 during preshows.
#So they're getting re-married in March#Please understand how much I'm jorking#JOKING#is this even funny I don't know#dan and phil#phan#dnp#phil lester#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#dan and phil games#dip and pip#dnpgames#dnp 2.0
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