my carrd 28/trans guy he/him "Honestly Karl Marx attacked the very notion of marriage in the Communist Manifesto. He might as well been singing "It's Raining Men" while rollerblading in San Francisco." - Anonymous
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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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I can’t help but giggle whenever we have to use his inhaler
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can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot
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high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally
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Utterly Relaxed Leopard
Photographer: Irene Nathanson
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as soon as you become a dad your sneeze becomes powerful enough to topple a building and your spine shatters into five pieces
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Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.
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