#i know he would tweak tf out

[sharkycal]

How I imagine Silco reacting to AU Silco's life

[sharlsworld]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ i heard - ʟɴ4 ☆

✿ lando norris x influencer!reader

✿ lando norris has a crush on a certain influencer and his friends are on a mission to help him get the girl

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yn

📍los angeles, california

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yn sun kissed 🌞

landonorris first

landonorris 😍😍😍

⤷ maxfewtrell 3 heart eyes??

flowers444yn what tf is lando norris doing in my gf’s comments?

lando.norizz he’s never beating the norizz allegations

alexandrasaintmleux Let me take you out on my boat babe 🤤

⤷ charles_leclerc You mean my boat?

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Go away

⤷ yn i’ll be waiting 😉

zendaya stunning 🤩

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jacobelordi 😍

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hearts4lando how do the wags know her?

⤷ ynsource ferrari invites her to a lot of races

judebellingham Beautiful 😍

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⤷ yn 🥰

⤷ landowantsrizz STOP POOR LANDO CANT EVEN GET A LIKE 😭

lilymhe damn girl let me wife you up 🤤

⤷ yn please do 😫

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yn

📍monaco

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yn monaco will always have my heart

landonorris first

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landonorris can i have it next?

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alexandrasaintmleux need your hair 😍😫

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gigihadid i miss you gorgeous 💓

⤷ yn i miss you more 💘

francisca.cgomes why not the picture of you double cheeked up? 🤤🤤

⤷ yn kika 😭😭 please

pierregasly can i have my shirt that i did not know was missing until now back?

⤷ francisca.cgomes no she wears it better

⤷ pierregasly wow ok then.

michaelbjordan 😍

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⤷ yn everyone SHUT UP IM GLITCHING

⤷ landolovesyn poor lando 😭😭

landonorris please just give me one chance

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⤷ yn 😭😭

⤷ landonorris i’ll take that as a maybe 🥰

carlossainz55 I would like to apologize for lando’s behavior

⤷ yn nothing to apologize for, it’s cute

⤷ landonorris 🤩🥺🥰🤤😫😍😎🥳😱

⤷ charles_leclerc Don’t mind him, he doesn’t interact with women much…

⤷ yn i could tell

⤷ landonorris 😕😞🖤💔😖😪😢😣😔

⤷ oscarpiastri He’s actually tweaking right now

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landonorris

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landonorris 🩷💜🤍💙🩵❤️

yn who’s all those hearts for?

⤷ landonorrris you of course

charles_leclerc Lando looking for y/n

oscarpiastri Lando wondering where y/n is

alex_albon lando wondering what y/n is doing

alexandrasaintmleux lando thinking how to get y/n’s attention

georgerussell63 Lando thinking of y/n

carlossainz55 Lando thinking about all the gifts he’s could buy for y/n

lilymhe lando wondering how y/n slept

francisca.cgomes lando thinking of ways to impress y/n

maxfewtrell Lando wondering if y/n thinks he’s cool

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yn

📍 somewhere in monaco

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yn party of 1

landonorris first

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landonorris can i make it a party of 2? :)

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⤷ yn i wouldn’t mind ;)

charles_leclerc I heard lando norris saved a family of 6 from a house fire the other day

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux yeah i heard he also saved the family’s 3 dogs too

carlossainz55 Lando norris bought me a new ferrari yesterday

maxverstappen1 Shoutout to my boy lando norris for letting me win all those races your a real one mate

alex_albon I heard lando norris tipped 700 dollars for a 10 dollar coffee last week

oscarpiastri I heard lando norris bought 1000 dollars worth of food for a homeless shelter in Miami last year

⤷ georgerussell63 I heard he also donated a bunch of clothes too

lilymhe i heard lando norris payed for everyone’s meals at a restaurant last month

⤷ carmenmmundt Yeah I heard he does that all the time

⤷ francisca.cgomes i heard he gave 100k to a small business today

danielricciardo Lando norris actually bought me my house

lewishamilton Lando norris bought my dog a thousand dollar blinged out collar

donatella_versace Donatella VERSACE💜

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landonorris replied to your story

first 😁

yn as always honey

carlossainz55 replied to your story

does that party of 2 include a certain brit?

yn i don’t know who your referring to 🤔

lilymhe replied to your story

that bitch stole my girl

yn like you weren’t helping him 😭

carmenmmundt replied to your story

My little girl is growing up on me 😓

yn omg shut up 😭

francisca.cgomes replied to your story

that muppet better treat my girl right

yn don’t worry kika he will

alexandrasaintmleux replied to your story

ask him to buy you red bottoms i bet he will without thinking about it

yn stop he probably would 😭😭

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yn replied to your story

you’re so cute

landonorris your the cutest 😉

you’re*

landonorris i’m sorry. you’re the cutest*

charles_leclerc replied to your story

Your welcome, I started that whole thing

landonorris thank you mate it’s very much appreciated

pierregasly replied to your story

Don’t trip mate

landonorris to late. i knocked on the door to her apartment and she invited me inside cause she was looking for her earrings and i tripped walking inside. and i did not catch myself in time.

your supposed to have fast reflexes mate 😭

landonorris yeah all that went out the window when i seen her

alexandrasaintmleux replied to your story

you better not let her touch any door handle, pull out her chair, hold her hand, give her your coat, and don’t let her peak at the bill

landonorris i wouldn’t dream of it

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yn

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yn i heard he ended world hunger or something?

landonorris first

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landonorris sum slight yk

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landonorris your so yummy baby 😍

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charles_leclerc Once again, your welcome

⤷ yn no thank you

lilymhe damn does he not know how to keep his hands to himself?

⤷ landonorris you wouldn’t be able to if she was yours

francisca.cgomes i could treat you better

⤷ yn come over 😏

⤷ francisca.cgomes omw baby

⤷ landonorris oh!

⤷ pierregasly you get used to it

⤷ alex_albon over time you’ll just start to ignore it

⤷ charles_leclerc At a certain point you’ll have a good chuckle about it

⤷ georgerussell63 You learn to live with it

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landonorris i like when it’s you & i

yn first

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yn 🤍🤍🤍

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yn i like it too honey

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carlossainz55 You did it cabrón 🥳

⤷ landonorris i manifested this shit

lilymhe cutest 😍 y/n not lando.

⤷ landonorris hatin for what 🤣🤣

danielricciardo Lando norris did it

⤷ charles_leclerc He got the girl

⤷ arthur_leclerc crazy son of a bitch

alex_albon bro beat the norizz allegations

⤷ georgerussell63 I guess it’s time to retire lando norizz 😞

alexandrasaintmleux she was mine first.

⤷ landonorris and now she’s all mine 🤤

maxverstappen1 This calls for celebration!

⤷ pierregasly to the club!

oscarpiastri I already can’t stand you two

francisca.cgomes she curved michael b jordan and jude bellingham for a white guy…

⤷ landonorris stay mad 🥱

mclaren Welcome to family y/n! 🧡

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[marscantread7]

Idk where I'm going w/ this but mdni😭🙏🏾

But like, basically js imagining u finally convince all the LIs to have one crazy orgy w/ u. Like, honestly here's what I'm thinking.

Rafayel and Sylus would be like a little jealous and confused bc like??? 😭⁉️ ur my girl, wtf do u mean an orgy w/ 5 other men, two being ur childhood best friends???? But they live w/ the mindset of "if u like it, I love it ig" and they'd agree to it. They're both some really horny, freaky fucks and not to be on that cuck shit, but they'd lowkey really enjoy watching u get fucked by the other guys bc they're js freaky like that idk. And ngl, Rafayel getting passed around too, Sylus having the honor of fucking the brat out of him first😛😛😛

Caleb and Xavier would flat out refuse bc??? Bitch do u even know me😭⁉️ I'M CRYING AT THE SCANDALIZED LOOK THEY'D GIVE U. Like??? Bro ur insane for even asking that, genuinely. But then they think on it, and they're like actually tweaking out, Xavier crashing out the worst, but then it's like... lowkey it might be kinda hot... bc like... idk they freaky like that too. Like honestly, as long as they can constantly touch u at any point or u touch them, they might be able to handle it. I can imagine Caleb and Zayne bumping heads for whatever bs reason, and Xavier side eyeing Sylus the whole time. Rafayel and u wondering wtf these niggas got beef for when y'all not even naked yet😭⁉️ I imagine Xavier would also be passed around too tbh.

Zayne would honestly be the most chill w/ it. Like, "Is this what u really want?" And ur js like, "I mean, it'd be cool to have u all in the same room, doesn't necessarily have to be sex." And he js shrugs and is like, "Nothing against ur other friends, but I think we should all use protection." And u readily agree😭🙏🏾 anyways, Zayne would be chill w/ all of them. He thinks Rafayel is a little annoying, and he doesn't quite know where tf u found Sylus at, and he's almost asked to check Xavier's vitals like 20 times within the first fice minutes, but they're cool. Where his problem lies is Caleb... bc why is bro tryna size him up??? Buddy we were childhood friends too what😭⁉️ I think Zayne would eventually get sick of it and put Caleb in his place bc let's be honest... Zayne topping in that relationship, let's not be dumb...

Anyways, let's js say evb would leave w/ e/os numbers and a gc would be made, private messages would be sent, secret link ups that really aren't that secret bc all these niggas suck at lying😭😭😭 especially Rafayel. "Hey raf! I didn't give u that hickey?" "A turtle bit me." "Okay man."

And if this ends in one giant poly relationship then well. Uhm. Idk man, that's between y'all and God or smth idk💀💀💀

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Oh yeah, and in this, u don't have an established relationship w/ any of the boys. Ur literally friends w/ all them and js so happen to be a little more than friends and u decide to spice things up😛😛😛 js silly thoughts that I have😭😭😭 ik some of these might be ooc, but it's js lil headcanons and thoughts LMFAOO

[themostrussianvodka]

Ok I'm just piggybacking on this post so I don't have thoughts for everyone 'cause it's literally the middle of the night and 90% of their characterisation is in my head

buuuttt I have a few! These are generally just misc. continuities. Fair warning that bird enjoyers will probably think these are basic bitch takes and I'm not denying that, for I am a basic bitch _(._.)_

For your cosideration:

First off, Starscream!

I totally agree that some sort of hawk/air rat combo would fit him, though I would like to present a second set of options...

Peregrine falcon bcs smaller than hawk, fastest animal, very aerodynamic, and also cute

With the attitude of specifically a Bewick's Wren that absolutely will not shut the fuck up. (could potentially be subbed for a hummingbird based on audacity)

I have one living in my yard rn and it sound like he's in my head. Recordings do not do them justice. He's so loud, I love him. As a bonus they are absolutely NOT aware of their size and I have personally witnessed one wren (and to a lesser extent hummingbirds) chase off

A Read-Tailed Hawk

A Bald Eagle

Squirrels

A flock of assorted Jays

Woodpeckers of varying sizes

Any other bird that exists in the same area as food

That checks out for me

Next up is Megatron!

Ok hear me out...Steller's Sea Eagle

Pic 1 (top), Big

Pic 2 (left), regal vs pic 3 (right), dork

Big, strong, looks equally majestic and stupid depending on the angle. It's him...

Now for Soundwave!

I am so down with the owl direction and I already know this is a generic choice and I'm sorry but Barn Owl.

Pic 1 (left), Barn Owl vs pic 2 (right), the creepier Barn Owl

I have only met one other person irl that thinks they're as adorable as I do. Most people I know outright hate Barn Owls, think they're evil, or are creeped out by them, it's a perfect fit for how Soundwave is regarded in canon! Plus Tytonidae owls have different features than "true owls" which I imagine other characters would find unsettling

And Skyfire!

Really I could go for either a Wandering Albatross or a Red-crowned Crane.

Pic 1 (top) Big Albatross

Pic 2 (bottom), Red-crowned Cranes

Their (i.e Shuttle's) flight is so much slower than something like a Falcon (i.e. Seekers) and in canon it just reads to me that Shuttles would be more fuel efficient than Seekers because they carry enough reserves for themselves with or withought cargo as well as for refueling others, which for me, tracks with dynamic soaring in Alabtrosses

Not to mention a Crane's height or an Albatross' wingspan dwarfing other birds of prey, which I imagine most characters in this AU would be (bcs they're in a war and all)

And finally (for now?) Rung!

Rung I believe would be some sort of dove. I went with a Diamond Dove but you could choose Mourning, Collared, even a pigeon. I think a Fruit Dove would be a little much color wise but we're going on vibes rn

If you wanted to be REALLY sad about it you could do a Passenger Pigeon and rip my heart out of my chest :(

And that's the end of my descent into madness for tonight! I hope my choices weren't too controversial ✌️

the desire to assign various transformers characters birds i like is constant and powerful, and only tempered by (1) many of them contain multitudes and it makes it difficult to narrow them down (2) i may know birds but i have not watched or read enough of the shows & comics & books yet to make a definitive argument

[heartz-for-de]

sunshine!reader and grumpy katsuki throughout the academy... i need headcanons or a oneshot pls

Love this sm! I feel like there’s so many different variants of y/n and I love experimenting with them all:))) just a quick little ramble abt these two!!

Requests: open!

Sunshine!reader X grumpy! Katsuki

•Contrary to popular belief, katsuki was not always nice to you. It took months for him to even crack a HALF smile at one of your compliments. I feel like at the beginning he’d find you annoying, like why tf this bitch always smiling… but I think that eventually that annoyance would turn into endearment.

—“hey bakugo!!” You greeted him with a sweet smile. Sickeningly sweet, he thought.

“What do you want?” He grumbled, giving You a quick scoff to truly convey his dismay that he held .

“Well, me and Mina are going out for ice cream with Kiri, and I was wondering if you’d like to join? It’s totally okay if not though!” You reassured. He stared at you with a hard glare. Why were you so nice to him when he treated you with nothing but harsh words. He felt a weird tenseness in his chest as he grumbled out a short ‘fuck off’.

•once the two of you become friends, every body who has eyes can see the difference in the way he treats you compared to his regular friends.

- “Oh my gosh, yall took so many notes while I was gone! I think aizawa has it out for me.” You pouted slightly when the group had described you the work for the day.

“Tch, jus’ borrow my notes and copy ‘em.” Katsuki had mumbled out without a second thought.

“The fuck?!— last time I asked you for notes you blew up my journal.” Sero let out a salty huff, watching as you thanked Katsuki for his kind offer.

•I think he was in denial for awhile, like all he gaf about for the longest time was being the best and bettering himself. So when he gets to know you, and suddenly you’re infiltrating all of his thoughts 24/7? Oh he’s so pissed.

•Kirishima lowk crashed out on him a couple time just because he wanted him to confess so bad.

-“Maybe just tell her how you feel? That would simplify this a shit ton, bro.” Kirishima sighed.

“Simplify? The fuck it would— you give terrible advice, shitty hair.” katsuki responded shorty.

“I’m about to tweak out, what the hell else would you do? Hope she’ll telepathically understand your half asses ‘affection’?”

•you weren’t oblivious to his behavior either, you had the teeniest inkling that he felt a certain type of way about you, but you were too scared to take the leap of faith and ask.

•once he finally does get the balls to admit he is smitten, he’s like a big mean guard dog. Which you thought was hilarious because it’s not like you couldn’t handle yourself, you were training to be a hero aswell. But nonetheless you welcomed his behavior.

•Grumpy! Katsuki was a toucher. His hands always found there way somewhere on you, whether the two of you were alone or not. In a lecture? Hand on you thigh. In the common room? You’re sitting in his lap. Literally fucking anywhere? His hands resting on your waist and lower back. It was comforting for him, sort of like a reminder that you were safe and next to him.

•He doesn’t understand how you never seem to get angry, even when someone had done you wrong. You sat with a smile and reassured them, telling whatever asshole it was that it would all be okay. That pretty smile he loved sitting on your face like someone hadn’t just been a dick in your face. He couldn’t wrap his head around it.

•as we know, grumpy!Katsuki has a nasty mouth. Every sentence was littered with a few harsh words here and there. I think it would be hilarious if one time he was cussing out somebody—over something minimal obvi— and you just sit there your eyebrows furrowed while you tell him to please not yell so loud. AND HE LISTENED. the room was stunned.

“Shut the FUCK up, stupid bitch.”

“Katsuki, please don’t yell, that was right in my ear!” You whined slightly.

He looked down at you.

“M’sorry, was jus’ tryna tell this fucker off.” He side eyed denki.

•you praise him all the time and he cannot take it, like wdym you’re fawning over him for doing the bare minimum??? And why does he live for your little compliemnts???

-“Thank you so much for the flowers kats!” You thanked the blonde boy with a kiss to his cheek.

“Don’t gotta thank me, jus’ felt like getting you some.”

“You’re like the best boyfriend ever, Katsuki. I might just burst from how sweet you are, baby!”

You didn’t miss the way the tips of his ears heated up at the praise…

•He doesn’t like change but you entering his life changed a lot, and he doesn’t seem to complain much about that.

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Hope these were okay!!!! Again sorry for grammatical errors I am so ass at proof reading;)

[belit0]

Hello hello!!! ^_^ I hope you're having a good day!! I saw that you were posting about vampire stuff and I just immediately got so so excited!!!! I'm a huge Naruto and vampire nerd so you can imagine how my reaction was (I tweaked tf out and began climbing the walls like the exorcist)

I was wondering, how would the Uchihas be like with a vampire S/O? (And also, I think it would be pretty cool if we took a more logical approach to it. Like, S/O is from a clan of vampires, they aren't supernatural creatures, can't shapeshift, etc. They are just beings that can't consume anything other than blood and have both photosensitivity and photophobia, maybe have a bit of vampire bat's DNA, you get it) Would they be creeped out at first? How would they react if people were afraid of the S/O? And most importantly... Would they let the S/O bite them?

Please do not feel forced to do this, I'll be happy with whatever you post anyways. You're writing is gold and I'm currently obsessed with ur account <33 Take care xx

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HI HI HI YES HI HI HIIIIIIIII. I'm obsessed with vampires and demons, lol, literally my favorite type of AU (especially when there are suggestive bites involved, possession, claim over the other in a primitive way….. I melt, for real.)

I'm actually writing a demon au! fic 👀

Madara

Madara doesn’t scare easily. If anything, he would see the fear others have of (Y/N) as pathetic—weak-minded fools who fear what they do not understand. His first reaction wouldn’t be disgust or fear, but curiosity. He would want to know the limits of her condition, whether she’s stronger, faster, or more durable than the average human. He’d also be strategic about it; a whole clan that depends on human blood for survival? That’s both a tactical weakness and an advantage.

Would he let her bite him? Madara isn’t the type to let anyone take from him without reason. But if she is his woman—his equal, his responsibility—he would offer. Not out of pity, but because he refuses to see her grow weak, especially over something as simple as blood. The first time, he’d probably watch her closely, searching for hesitation or guilt. If she falters, he’d force her chin up, meeting her eyes.

-If you need it, take it.

No fear. No disgust. Just complete, unwavering command.

Izuna

Izuna would be warier at first, not out of fear but because he’s fiercely protective of his people. A whole clan that feeds on blood? He’d see the potential risks, how easily such a need could be used against them, how enemies could exploit their weakness. But once he trusts (Y/N), all his apprehension disappears. If people fear her? Then they’re cowards. He wouldn’t tolerate whispers behind her back—anyone speaking ill of her would answer to him, personally.

Would he let her bite him? Izuna would play it off like it’s no big deal. The first time she hesitates, he’d probably tease her.

-What, worried I’ll get addicted to it? If it’s you, I don’t mind.

Deep down, there’s a thrill to it—he enjoys knowing that something feared, something dangerous, chooses him to be close to.

Obito

Obito’s initial reaction? Fascination. He wouldn’t be afraid of her, but he’d have a million questions—Does it hurt? What’s your favorite blood type? Can you smell emotions? He’d be overly trusting, insisting that she doesn’t need to be ashamed of her needs. If people are afraid of her, he’d be angry. He knows what it’s like to be looked at like a monster. He’d be her loudest defender, telling anyone who speaks against her to shut the hell up.

Would he let her bite him? Absolutely. But the first time, he’d probably be nervous, bouncing his leg while trying to act casual.

-Just don’t take too much, alright? I kinda need to function.

He’d flinch at first, but afterward? He’d be grinning like an idiot.

-That was actually kinda cool…

Shisui

Shisui would take everything in stride. He doesn’t fear (Y/N), and he doesn’t make a spectacle out of her condition. He accepts it, seamlessly, as if it were no different than needing water to survive. He’d be incredibly empathetic about it too—if people were afraid of her, he’d take the time to break that fear down, disarming them with his charm and logic. He’d normalize her existence to others, making them feel foolish for thinking otherwise.

Would he let her bite him? Yes, and he’d flirt while she does it.

-If you wanted to be all over me, sweetheart, you could’ve just asked.

He’s relaxed about it, trusting that she won’t hurt him. He might even enjoy the intimacy of it—having something so essential to her survival be given freely.

Itachi

Itachi is the most composed about it. He understands biology, genetics, survival mechanisms—he wouldn’t see (Y/N) as supernatural, but as someone with a rare physiological trait. He would study it, understand it, but never fear it. If people were afraid of her, he wouldn’t waste energy arguing. He’d simply observe—and when the time was right, dismantle their prejudices with cold, irrefutable logic.

Would he let her bite him? Itachi wouldn’t offer outright, but if (Y/N) ever reached a point of weakness, he would insist. His approach would be gentle, but absolute.

-You need to feed. Take what you require.

He wouldn’t flinch, wouldn’t make a sound, simply enduring it without hesitation. And afterward? He’d watch her carefully, making sure she felt no guilt over it.

[sunniepoo]

i feel like seeing rafe interact with a toddler would be so funny, they’re both just staring at each other in silence - it causes rafe to tweak tf out because why is she looking at him, what does she know that he doesn’t. it makes me giggle

[adrixivy]

When Peter’s indecisive, he HAS to ask someone for their opinion. It doesn’t matter who tf it is or what they said, he needs a second opinion

Peter, thinking of a new web shooter design because his current one is a little too bulky on his wrists and he wants to make it inconspicuous yet in doing so, some variations of the webs will be unavailable: Mr Stark. New design or stick with the current web-shooters? Sure there’s many web variations and I won’t lose much if some is lost but what if I really need it and it’s not there?

Tony, silent for a moment before giving a completely different answer from the choices given: I bet you can make one less bulky but still as good as your current one. Honestly, I don’t think you can make it any better than mine cause I made your current ones, young man

Peter immediately sees it as a challenge and his lips pulls up to a grin as he starts his planning. Tony simply smirks as he makes some tweaks into his repulser, knew it would work because Peter is quite competitive in certain areas.

OR

Peter and Wade’s is going on a rather fancy anniversary date, paid by Tony as apology to Peter for shooting his boyfriend multiple times with the drones whenever he’s in the tower(He’ll still do it again. Just not today).

They’re going to a restaurant Tony booked out just for the two and there’s a dress code. The two usually wore hoodies, sweaters or just shirts with sweatpants whenever they went out together without the suits. Tony expected them to at least wear something slightly fancier and fashionable looking. Wade doesn’t like the fact he can’t hide his face but since it’s only staff there, he keeps quiet. Peter panics slightly about the dress code thingy. (Man is stressed and sweating)

Wade’s already dressed up and is waiting on Peter’s bed as he watches the man complicate his life over certain leather jackets he owns two different colors of thanks to Tony and the problem is that both jackets fits his outfit very well so he doesn’t know what the hell he should wear. He frowns at the mirror for the millionth time that day as he pulls the clothing up to his chest. He usually doesn’t care about clothing but it’s a fancy place and he still has his damn Parker Pride.

Peter turns to face Wade and holds out the two leather jackets: Black or Beige

Wade who finds it physically impossible to choose because his baby boy looks good in everything: I don’t know, you look incredible in whatever you decide

Peter sighs and tries again: Thanks but I’m having a hard time choosing so I want you to help me pick

Wade ‘my baby boy is perfect, no flaws’ Wilson: Either way, you’re going to look the best in whatever you wear to everyone, especially to me cause you’re the cutest person alive, I just love you so much baby boy

Peter convinced Wade thinks he’s testing him but he’s genuinely not and repeats himself again: Wade I love you too, I won’t criticize whatever you choose, so please pick one. Which jacket you think fits better with my outfit? Which looks nicer?

Wade, staring at his boyfriend with heart eyes and a dreamy sigh, completely ignoring whatever he asked earlier: You’re just so handsome and so cute and so hot every single moment of a day. You look absolutely amazing in whatever you wear baby boy. Spectacular even

Peter, giving up and about to ask someone else’s opinion when he hears the vent just outside his room creaking: Mr Barton! Beige or Black!? *holds up jackets*

Clint, sticking his head out from the ceiling as he squints to see: Beige. Black makes you look like a punk-ass bitchy brat.

Peter, happy to finally get an opinion and completely not caring about what he said: Thank you for your non-filtered opinion!

Clint, pulling himself back into the vent: No problem!

(Inspired by that one tt skit!)

[hai7ani]

yves, bestie. i’m gonna need more of this loser virgin rindou x single mother. like him getting with her?? oof. homie losing his mind just touching her. 😭 absolutely tweaking tf out.

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Oh I think he likes calling to check up on you. Comes over with food and maybe pizza sometimes because your son loves the one he buys at his usual pizza place. Plays lego with your kid while you go on a work call or shower and Yuzuha's just sitting at the dining table eating the leftovers with a towel wrapped around her head.

It's cozy most nights. On some when it's just you and him and your son's asleep and Yuzuha's not home you like taking the time to know who he is while you turn the TV on for some noise. There's a lot to know about him. Technically he is doing music as a side hustle because it earns less than his main income (a liquor store staff) but he works the job anyway to fund his hobby and it's respectable, you think. He has an older brother who's studying accounting in Keio and he was supposed to attend the same university majoring in data science but he's said that things don't always work out for him.

He had eczema when he was younger and would always scratch on the spots that has left scars all over his skin. You inch closer to touch on it one night when he shows you, just out of curiosity, and you flinch at the way he flinches. He's red and fidgety and then he excuses himself to the bathroom. You feel bad. You think you'd overstep his boundaries and you want to apologise. He's a nice person who's helped you out countless times and you don't want things to be awkward.

He comes out with wet hands and his foggy glasses stuffed into his pocket. Doesn't speak about what happened and turns the volume up with the remote but he's sitting closer to you this time. He puts his phone face up and his screen lights up from a text message from a friend. His wallpaper is a photo of the sea. He leans forward to read it but he doesn't reply.

💬 Shion

yo

wanna go drinking

For some reason after seeing him like that you don't feel the need to say sorry anymore. You think it's fine. You ask if he wants more chips and when he nods you grab onto his knee to push yourself up. Sharp nails digging into his meat. Feeling his muscles tense beneath your palm. Ass in his face while you block the screen to fix your shirt and then walk away just like that.

He slides into the bathroom again when he thinks you're not looking.

[krispycreamcake]

The Sakamakis perfect match in: Game night

From author: This is a new series I'll be doing where I pair up the Sakamakis with their perfect partner for specific scenarios, so if you have any asks, feel free to send!

Shu Sakamaki

🎻- Frankly, Shu is a lazy man child whose only purpose on earth is to drive you up a wall

🎻- He needs someone competent that can carry your team for the BOTH of you because God knows he won't

🎻- Shu finds that getting a reaction out of you far more interesting than the game itself

🎻- So let's say you're playing Uno, he has five +4 cards up his ass and he's only willing to spend them on either you or Reiji

🎻- The truth is, when you're good at everything, no challenge is ever truly a challenge and that makes life soooo boring especially if you're immortal

🎻- Anyways, Shu would be best matched with someone that would try their best at any given game, especially if they're competitive

🎻- He also needs someone that's a major crash out and tweaks tf out when he ruins the game for them

Reiji Sakamaki

☕️- Reiji definitely needs a team player

☕️- He needs someone strategic and communicative so they can conspire together on ways to win

☕️- Here's a hint, he's open to blatant cheating if you do it in such a way that it doesn't technically count, except it so does

☕️- For example, you're all playing Monopoly. You offer to buy Ayato's property in exchange for yours except you KNOW that it's in between both of Reiji's properties, and the chances of him landing are extremely high and you and Reiji are in kahoots together so you both split the profits

☕️- See that's not technically cheating, that's playing smart

☕️- Reiji's best match would be someone who's competitive but also cunning. Ooh and never let him feel like you're the one in charge, he'll go crazy

Ayato Sakamaki

🏀- Well uh

🏀- He would want someone as arrogant and competitive as him, but is that what he needs? Absolutely not

🏀- Ayato needs someone level headed that can help balance out their team dynamic in order to win

🏀- He needs someone that'll see the flaws in his mistakes and take accountability for HIM because I have no idea if you could even convince him he even made a mistake in the first place

🏀- In short, Ayato needs someone to save that burning ship he's on

🏀- You need to be in control without specifically admitting you're in control, you need to be sneaky about it and make it seem like HE'S the one who came up with those ideas

🏀- The best example I can think of is when you're playing pictionary, you whisper something REALLY close to what the actual thing is and have him come up with the answer himself

Laito Sakamaki

🃏- Laito's best match would be someone who's a bit laid back and playful

🃏- While we all know Laito's extremely smart and can read people well, we need someone to bring out that side of him rather than takeover and never have him put his skills to use

🃏- He needs someone that'll force him to take the lead otherwise everything would just be a big joke to him and unless it's a game he likes, he genuinely does not care

🃏- You need to kind of be a Shu in this case

🃏- What I mean by this is, you need to tease him a bit, make him feel just the inciest bit insecure about his game skills. Tease him, make jabs at him, play mindlessly into the opponent's hands

🃏- Hmm this example would best describe what I mean. Imagine you're playing a game of Ludo and you roll a six and instead of moving your piece out of the way before it gets "eaten", you choose the option to unlock another of your pieces to the game. He goes nuts after your like 3rd time of this and subtly starts giving advice despite cussing you out in his mind

Kanato Sakamaki

🧸- Someone patient for sure but also extremely determined

🧸- You need to essentially gentle parent him to the finish line

🧸- Don't get mad at him when he makes a dumb move but let him scold you because you did

🧸- Kanato would work well with someone that's headstrong and has a clear view of victory. He needs someone he can trash talk the other players to, regardless if they're his brothers or not

🧸- Aside from him being batshit insane, he'd be a fun person to play with. He's smart and calculated in the emotional aspect of the game and he can read his players really well

🧸- He knowsss how to get under their skin and might even have a freak out if someone calls him out. Of course none of it is real, but what the others said DID hurt his feelings (just maybe not to that extent truthfully)

🧸- Kanato would work well with someone willing to put up with his antics, someone who's patient and well versed in the game they're playing

🧸- The only example for this scenario I can think of is imagine you guys are playing checkers or chess and Kanato stands behind you while outwardly critiquing your opponent's every flaw and making disappointed noises and distracting them purposely

Subaru Sakamaki

🥀- Similar to Kanato, he needs someone patient

🥀- Obviously his anger will be an issue, but you also need to be smart to be able to point out the flaws in his moves and communicate to him ways to win

🥀- See Subaru would pair great with someone that can tell him what to do clearly and precisely

🥀- You need to be the brains to his brawns, you need to think and act quickly

🥀- You also need to shit talk his brothers with him

🥀- Maybe they made a stupid move, why not try lightening the mood with some loud whispering about them

🥀- Subaru would act like he doesn't like the idea of game night, but by the time he has the dice in his hand, he's folded. And because of this, he needs someone that can have fun with him

🥀- He needs someone playful but yet a person that can lock in at any given moment

🥀- Even if you guys don't win, he'll make a comment on how fun it was in the end

🥀- Example wise, I can honestly only think of you guys playing Snakes and Ladders and you shake the desk while the dice rolls to give someone the exact number they need to get eaten by a snake and he's just in the background backing you up and vouching for you that you didn't do it, meanwhile he's trying so hard not to laugh his ass off

[wiinterz]

: •̩̩͙ ໋ KILL THY FRIEND ˖ Dean Winchester.

moc!dean x angel fem!reader

genre(s) - one-shot, supernatural elements, thriller, established relationship

description - the moment his eyes landed on you, thoughts of tracking you down and ending your existence swallowed every other thought he had. it was not the dean you knew, but truly, out of instinct. but then again, you always wanted him dead too, right? isn’t that your prophecy?

warnings - profanity, typical violence, gore, sam getting hurt, angst, fighting

word count - 2.2k

tay’s letter 💌 - i don’t write about men anymore, but i kin tf out of dean and had this idea in my head for over two years now. also, please note that dean does not have a romantic relationship with reader! i just really love how jensen portrayed him and wished we saw more of moc!dean because dean is such a complex character, just like everyone else. i love his character deeply, and there are so many things i wish the writers did, like actually go into his alcohol problem, etc. anyway, this is just me fangirling over how cool of a character dean is and how well jackles portrayed him.

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Fingers wrapped around the neck of the beer bottle, pushing it against his plump and bruised lip. The flies that kept passing by him made him swing his left hand by his face. Staring blankly at the body lying flat against the concrete with blood seeping out from his stomach, some parts of his guts by his head.

Lion and man could never be friends.

A sigh escaping from his lips, his eyes look up at the moth that continues to hit itself against the green lit up bar sign. “You never know when to stop.” Twisting his heel to look behind him, there stood his foe.

“You gave me an order, I did my job.” He mumbles sardonically, a smirk almost appearing on his face as he tosses the drink away. “You killed the wrong person, Dean!” Crowley shouts, yet it never pushes the dominoes in Dean down, standing flatly without a stumble. “He,” pointing at the dead body, “was a problem.” He expresses, the claw hammer he used to cut the man down lay beside his head; it was truly in Dean’s luck that no one came out in the back to see what Dean had done. Then again, it was not like Dean cared. It barely satisfied the hunger that began to grow more, yearning for a proper fight, one that would cut him down, stuffing him back into a lonesome hallway for him to crawl out of only to seek and destroy.

Crowley rubs his face, the disdain he had for Dean somehow growing a lot more than when he was human, which he could not fathom that fact. “He was our client! How do you kill-” Pausing himself, Dean’s brows crease, the stubborn blood still on his face and hands. Before Crowley could open his mouth to complain, there stood you, behind Dean.

Turning his back to face Crowley, his hand tweaks, glimpsing down at it before his eyes look to yours. The blood that spilled from the man sat under your shoes, the knife under your sleeve as you stared at him. In seconds, the headlights of his car come into view, his eyes avert to you while paying close attention to the sounds of the ignition turning off and Sam stepping out. “What the hell is this? An intervention?” His question seemed not to be directed at you but to Crowley. “No.” “Yes.” Sam and you say in unison, earning a glare from him, and he sighs, now standing at a distance beside Crowley. “You have a problem,” He explains, hoping to keep a peaceful conversation. 

Dean at Sam, scoffing, “That never stopped me.” Sam nods, “Yeah, but Dean, that’s because you’re killing just to kill. I mean you’re not even thinking anymore, and I think we need to get that mark off you now.” He explains, the concern wept over his eyes, his hands by his stomach.  

He glanced down at his arm, his sleeve covering the mark, the burn coursing through his veins. The scent of you was throwing him, almost as if intuition wanted him to become an instrument. Killing, pleased him now; it was all that ever mattered. “I’m doing better with the mark, hell, I’m doing fantastic!” He shouts, shaking his head.  “You’re not fine, Dean, and if you just let me help-” A laugh escapes from his older brother’s lips. “Oh, you’re serious.” He sizes him, taking in the sadness that gradually displays itself.  “I don’t need you, in fact, I could kill you right now.” He whispers the last part.

"You don't mean that," Sam mutters, "I do and God, I wanna kill you so damn bad." He says angrily. Your eyes widen, and the fixed knife in your sleeve falls into the palm of your hand.

“Sam, run!” You shout, tossing the knife, grazing against Dean’s left ear, falling to the concrete. Sam listens, rushing to the impala and driving off. Now, leaving Crowley and you, Dean touches his ear and hums. “You should go too.” He whispers to Crowley, gazing at the blood on his fingers. Crowley raises a brow, staring at you. “I don’t take orders from you.” Crowley’s eyes averts back to him, a laugh leaving Dean’s lips. Picking up the knife and wiping his blood on his pants. “I don’t care what you do, just go.” The gruffness of his tone left Crowley speechless. Nonetheless, he takes one look at you before disappearing.

The silence consumes him, clutching his throat with a rope that could explode his brain any given moment. The green hues of his eyes that used to bring comfort turns into the blackness of the woods he stares at. He whistles, tilting his head and looks back at you.

His invocation.

Your monster.

The raging need to terminate what should have been put to rest resumes in you. The lit sign flickers from over your head, as does his deception of you. 

Under the guise of concluding your job, you appear behind Dean again, your left hand placed over his head and right arm covered over his neck, tightening the grip. “I wish not to hurt you, but you left me no choice.” You whisper, a groan leaving his lips as he takes the knife, flicking it over your forearm, making you hiss. “Shut up.” He turns you around, slashing the blade against your cheek, now, your blood painted on the tip of it. Dripping to your chin, you shake your head and gulp.

If chopping you down, limb by limb, leaves him full, then so be it.

You rush to him, your arms wrap around his waist, your face leans against his ribcage as you push him on the ground, twisting his hand and forcing the knife to drop. You let go of his hand, placing yours over his forehead, arching his head back. Your eyes turn white as the palms of your hands, deliberately taking his essence. He screams, while memories of him saving your life repeatedly welcome themselves in your mind. Causing it to be tougher, making what you’re doing much harder than you wish.

He could feel you growing weak, his hand struggling to reach to yours, he overcame, placing his hand over your wrist and pushing it off. Punching your face, forcing you to spit out blood.

Dean pushes you off, and you stand, snatching the blade up and running into the woods for him to follow. The mark retains control, his hands shaking more, his need becoming unbearable. He sighs, walking into the woods, making sure his movements are quiet, becoming a panther searching for dinner.

You continue to run through the woods, not looking back as you think of plans to kill him. You hate how your heart has grown soft for the Winchesters, you hated how being away from Heaven for far too long turned your emotions into a wounded animal the minute trouble came ahead to those men. Your sadness melting into anger, Dean would never hurt you, but now, Dean had been far too gone. If saving him could have happened, it should have been long ago, but then again, would Dean subconsciously want that?

Slamming into someone, you stop, staring in terror when seeing Sam. “What-what are you doing?!” You whisper-yell. He looks around, “Where is he?” He whispers, but the sounds of branches breaking and rustling leaves to the left answer that. You stand in front of Sam, knowing you could take Dean on better. You breathe in slowly, holding your breath before letting it leave.

You observe feverishly, immediately turning your head to the left, before you could talk, Dean bolts to you. His hand yanks yours, snatching the knife out and kicking you in the stomach. Sam stares in fear as Dean looks up at him before getting on top of you. The tip rushes to your pupil, placing your hands over his wrist and forcing the weight to stop him. You both growl, becoming the animals that torment your souls. “Sam, go!” You shout and Dean laughs, “Oh no, boy, you stay right there!” His voice made Sam wince, reminding him of their father. 

You growl once again, turning your eyes white, gripping his hands and twisting them to the side, making the knife fling out. Grabbing it before he could, you press it against his shoulder blade, making him glare at you. Bursting the tip in his skin, breaking through and seeing the blood pool over his shirt, you look back at his face. “You bitch.” Your eyes widen at him in shock, “You never spoke to me like that.” A hint of hurt in your tone. “Well now I have.” Forcing you to push the knife deeper into his shoulder, positioning your hands flatly over his chest, and pushing him off. You yank the knife out, making him groan and place his hand over his shoulder. Sam stared at you two, his breaths coming out in pants, frozen.

Standing over Dean, your legs wide, knife to your chest. He smirks as you take a deep breath, your plan to kill him seems to march closer than you wished.

“Stop!” Sam yells as you rush down to stab Dean in the chest. Both of you look at Sam, “Stop.” He begs.

Sam takes a moment to breathe, truly trying his best to think of a better choice than to let his brother die. Yet, Dean’s focus is to kill you. His hands wrap around your knee, pushing you back. Dean stands, his fingers running through his hair. Knowing that you would stand down for a bit, he turns to Sam, smirking as he takes a few steps towards him while Sam moves backwards.

“Dean, please just listen to me.” He pleads, “Whatever you say won’t matter when I have my fingers down your throat, ripping you from inside out.” He explains, his eyes turning black. There’ve been many words that Dean has said that placed him over the edge, but that was a new low. “This isn’t you, Dean, please just let me help you.” Sam continues, but Dean clicks his teeth, not showing a sign of care. “You talk too much.” He mutters, Sam’s back hits a tree, Dean places his forearm against his neck, pressing down against his cords, causing Sam to choke.

“Stop trying to change me.” He whispers, pressing down more, the tears swell up in his brother’s eyes as Sam begs him to listen. “I like it this way, I like the killing, the drinking. Fuck, it’s all I ever known.” And with those last words that escaped, it was more of a truth than a revelation. “I can help change th-” Dean slams his forearm against Sam’s neck, making him let out a cry. “You never were good at listening.”

And in that split moment, Dean turned into John.

Dean stares at Sam, seeing the tears that escape. Sam now pleading to just breathe, Dean doesn’t move, unable to. The flashes of Sam comes back like a sweet dream.

“I always got you, you know that right?” Dean places his hand over Sam’s shoulder, pushing the school doors open as the sun's blazes hit them. “I know.” He says all the things he needed to hear. All the things Dean wished he had heard.

Dean gasps, pulling his hand away as Sam drops to the ground, pearly salts running down Dean’s chin. Sick to his stomach, he steps back, dropping to his knees, pulling Sam close to him, rocking his body.

“Sammy.” 

He cries against his brother’s shoulder, his hand over his head as he continues rocking his unconscious body. “Please, please, wake up. Wake up, Sammy, you gott-” He chokes on his words, not believing what he just did. The utter betrayal.

You stare at Dean, placing the knife away and standing, walking over to the brothers. Dean looks up at you. “Can you save him?” He cries, you look at Sam, his eyes shut, the most peaceful you’ve seen him. “He’s not dead.” You whisper, looking at Dean. “You gotta save him.” He repeats, not looking at you but to the woods, the darkness that consumed him fully, dragging him with it and spitting him out like wasteful belongings.

“I never meant it.” He whispers to Sam.

welp…at least he’s not dead…🧍🏾‍♀️

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[oh-no-its-bird]

Ok so like. AU where Sakumo was born during the warring states.

Going with my timeline, Hatake Haruka was 49 when she had Sakumo, a good 5 years into Konoha's creation.

Meanwhile her twin sister had Hashirama at only 19, and Tobirama at 24.

(There's some sort of joke to be made here about her sister getting all the fertility in the family)

So like, super easy timeline tweak: Haruka just gives birth way, way earlier. Maybe at the same time as her sister has Hashirama, so they're the same age

Anyways I don't have any specific thoughts for this. Just like. Sakumo in warring states. I wish to see it.

Sakumo being raised by the Hatake clan as their heir instead of growing up orphaned at 7 with his entire clan dead overnight,,, ough,,

He grows up in the woods of iron country, acompanies his mother to Iron Court that fateful day that the Daimyo began to crack down on Iron shinobi clans,, Does this mean he replaced someone in the original party that went or is he just there alongside them?

Tetsuo is no longer clan heir, which is also part of what got most of the kids his age to stop picking on him. (Well, that and the fact he started beating them up for it) So does that mean the teasing continues for some more years than it would have otherwise? What's his place in the clan like, if he isn't heir? I feel like Haruka might still single him out as someone to keep an interested eye on, and his father is still one of Haruka's most trusted people, so.

Tetsuo and Sakumo friendship,,,, that'd be an interesting change in dynamic actually, since in the original Tetsuo kind of acts as an older brother / uncle figure. He's supposed to raise Sakumo after Haruka goes and dies, (tho ofc he also then goes and dies) was training him to be clan heir— but now in this AU they're like. Around the same age. Actually, if anything, Sakumo is older than him. That's fun to think about

Umm Sakumo maybe taking Tetsuo under his wing when they're kids and helping discourage the other kids from picking on him? That could be fun and also just an interesting flip in dynamic

Tetsuo is no longer Haruka's second, now he's Sakumo's in this verse ig

Anyways.

Sakumo having Kakashi around or some time before Konoha's founding ,,, Kakashi is one of the first Konoha kids, let's go

Let's say he's like. 5 when Kagami and friends are like. 10. Does that work? I think that fits in with the timeline but this is a silly what if AU so I'm not going to worry about it too hard

Kakashi being friends with Hashirama and Mito's kid,,, whoever tf they are. They'd be like. 6 to his 5, so. Childhood friends!! And cousins, actually. That's another fun thing to think about.

"Kakashi is actually directly related to the founders" aus are so fun but u know what's even MORE fun? When u take one of those aus and make it like. A relevant relationship we get to see on screen in some way.

Tobirama babysitting Kakashi and Hashirama's kid,, he is winning all the best uncle awards

Anyways yeah. I feel like Sakumo's presence would have to affect things somehow, but I'm mostly just having fun thinking ab the silly day to day. Maybe we could get second hokage Sakumo instead of Tobirama out of this or smthn, idk.

Sakumo and Kakashi existing somehow manages to save enough clan members for the Hatake to survive to modern Konoha, totally changing the political map.

Maybe he somehow manages to prevent Hyuuga Hiname's poisoning, meaning she actually manages to become clan head and begins to dismantle the caged bird seal? Or maybe he doesn't and gets to be one of the people who allied themselves w Hiname who are forced to look on as she's not so secretly killed for her beliefs, unable to interfere bc of it being an "inter clan matter"

Or maybe his interference affects when Madara left the village, giving Konoha a few more (or maybe less...) years of peace (if we go with the idea that the jinchuriki being created sped up the first shinobi war)

Idk, but, having ideas. Having thoughts. It's fun to think ab.

[synnthamonsugar]

Still thinking about this post and continuing to be frustrated about Elsie, and how poorly developed her relationship with Eris and Drifter is, and how underutilized their friendship is in general.

Thinking about the intersections of their lives. Elsie knows Eris and Drifter, even if they don't know her. Elsie has faced off against Eris at her worst, and now stands at her side at her best. Elsie has found Drifter dead as he desperately and selfishly tried to survive, and now he's alive, more sure of himself, more willing to look out for his friends.

And Eris and Drifter don't know Elsie at first, but they must trust her for their collective survival — for humanity, the Traveler and the Light, if they are to use Darkness against Darkness.

Thinking about the parallels of their stories. Elsie, who like Eris trapped in the Pit, has pressed on day after day, held onto hope against better reason, who finally finds a way out, traumatized, changed, but wiser. Elsie, who like Drifter, has lived by different names and identities, has endured betrayal, and withstood apocalypse.

Thinking about these three as the three who transcended their design, as foretold by The Nine. The hourglass counting down with infinite patience, the forgotten blade sharpened anew, and the dredgen. Their meeting is not just happenstance, but fate.

How satisfying it would have been for them to find in each other what they lost or never had. For Elsie, friends to walk at her side as she escapes the cycle and faces an unknown future. For Eris, a fireteam; not a replacement for her lost comrades, but a chance to make new ones. And Drifter gets a crew he will neither be betrayed by nor forced to betray — learning the real meaning of trust.

I think a catastrophic disservice has been done to all three by focusing on Eris' and Drifter's relationship, all but cutting Elsie out of the picture. It would have been so much more powerful to have Eris send a radio message to Elsie and Drifter talking about how their friendship helped her aspire to more than survival. Imagine if all three continued their studies of the Pyramid and its technology together, continuing the arc first started in Beyond Light. (This one is shockingly egregious for being set on Europa and hand-waving Elsie away to focus on Eris and Drifter — as the fandom does.) What if Elsie and Drifter had visited Eris together in Season of the Witch, what if Elsie had told Eris that she trusted her despite the terror she felt at Eris picking up the mantle of hive god as she had in all her dark futures, instead of getting into fights with Ikora over it?

These are relatively small tweaks to the narrative that would have kept Elsie relevant beyond her role as emotional support sister to Ana, would have added depth to all three, and truly established them as a "Dark" mirror to the Vanguard. I'm heartened that all three were together at the final battle, but it sucks that we got zero development of their relationship between their fight with House Salvation in BL, and the very end of TFS.

Just!! What they could have been. What the writers and fandom could have made of them. Man.

[restinslices]

This one's majorly because I want your funny take on it bc my mind can't decide LMAO. Could I request LKBS when their daughter or kid is being flirted with/asked out. I majorly think Bi-Han would tweak tf out but pretend he isn't buuut- I'm here for your take on it!

My bad for the wait anon. I've been sick for over a week and I was tryna wait for it to pass but it's still here sooo imma stop waiting and thug it out. My body hates me. I'm typing this on my phone and tumblr is so glitchy on here. Imma start biting my walls-

Bi-Han is for sure tweaking on the inside

It's not even just the fact that his daughter is being flirted with. It's the fact that this is happening IN FRONT of him

That gif is what he wants to do

Now do I think Bi-Han is like "oh my little girl can NEVER date?

No.

Do I think that he thinks dating shouldn't be their priority?

Yes.

She should focus on other things he deems important before getting distracted and dating

Bi-Han would just be standing there like the Hash Slinging Slasher while this rando is flirting with his daughter

If she starts flirting back, which she probably would, I could legit see him walking over and making his presence known

The poor teenagers-

"Bàba this is Dylan" "Hi Mr-"

Bi-Han grabs his daughter by the top of the head and starts walking away

It doesn't hurt. He just has a very firm hold and is like "we're going this way"

The absolute audacity to flirt in front of him? What happened to respect? Decorum?

Back in his day, he would NEVER do such a thing in front of his father. And he let that bitch die.

"Hey! Why did you do that?" "That boy is no good for you" "You don't even know him!" "Look at his arms. They're skinny. He can't protect you. He'd be dead weight"

Wow. I always love our talks Bi-Han :D

I don't think Kuai Liang would start tweaking, but I think he shares the same views as Bi-Han

There's just certain things he thinks is inappropriate to do in front of parents

And by "in front of parents" these two mean "in the same area". Doesn't matter if they're on the other side of the room

"Harumi, who is that boy?" "That's Dylan! Him and (name) are rather close" "Oh so she told you about Dylan but not me?

I don't think he necessarily wants to pull her away, but he would wanna make his presence known

Y'all know how some dads are with their daughters. She's his Princess and the thought of her growing up tugs at their heart

He wants to go over and stop the whole scene but Harumi tells him no

So instead he pretends he's not staring but definitely is

This mf has the most intense gaze as he's watching them. Harumi got a tight grip on him. She needs a damn leash

At some point his daughter and Dylan (idk why this name is sticking-) look over

He's just standing there... menacingly!

"Um, Dylan, I gotta go. I don't think my dad is happy"

Meanwhile "See what you did?" "I'm just standing here"

Exactly. You're just standing there and being a creeper

If this mf dies in Khaos Reigns, y'all are never seeing me again

Moving on-

I'm not exactly sure how Tomas would react

On one hand, he's grown up with Kuai Liang and Bi-Han, so he probably shares some of the same ideas and mentality

On the other hand, I just don't see him having a strong reaction

He prefers if this wasn't happening in front of him, but he kinda knows that teens don't be thinking fr

One thing's for certain though, he better not see SHIT become physical over there

No shoulder touching, no hand touching, no kissing, no hugging for too long-

It's just a bit too much

Tries to act like he's doing other shit but his eyes keep darting

Like bitch you're never pretending to be counting leaves. Didn't think this through, did you?

I can imagine his daughter looking over and being like "Hey papa! What are you doing?

"Nothing. Me? Haha... just hanging around"

"Would you like to meet Dylan?" "Well if you insist"

Actually talks to Dylan

Yay!

[melikedraw]

Hey, can you do Hc for a relationship with Mitsuyo?? I don't see that much content about the freak, and I'm DESPERATE.

If you don't want is ok, no pressure<3

Kureishi Mitsuyo relationship headcanons

Kureshi x gn! Reader

Fluff, perhaps some ooc (I'm not familiar with his character at ALL but like fuck it we ball)

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- before you start dating him, he would probably act normal, maybe even kind and gentle, towards you

- he just wants to make a good impression y'know?

- he is really good at it too, so you're pretty easily fooled into thinking he was simply a gorgeous sweetheart

- while you were indeed right about the gorgeous, sweetheart is far from what he should he described as

- that man is a MENACE

- after he knows that you won't leave him, he would start to show his true self

- not that it's bad or anything, in fact you find it quite attractive, but he can be such a PAIN

- he loves to tease you, especially if you give him a reaction to being messed with, be it a twitch of your eyebrow, to a full on grimace or snappy retorts

- finds it amusing and WILL laugh at your expense

- he would hate to accidentally make you cry, though

- unless you're a stuck up spoilt brat/princess type

- if so, watch your step because he WILL have you in tears by the end of the day

- NEVER talks shit about you to others though, makes you look real good to people around him, always talking about how lucky he is to have you

-you're his angel, people around him are probably sick of hearing him yap on about how much he wants you

- he gives amazing massages, and is just really good with his hands in general (wink wink) (get my drift)

- gives you free massages which he uses as an excuse to have his hands on your body

- he's pretty sadistic, so he'd probably press kinda hard on you (slight bruising at most, would not break anything/hurt you)

- loves the sounds you make, he finds them arousing especially if you're shy and try to muffle them with your hand or something, he shows no mercy, will push his luck just to make you scream

- really likes how you squirm under his touch

- he lets you braid his hair

- it's really easy since his hair is so straight and smooth

- won't take the braids out, keeps them until they unbraid themselves naturally

- he probably shows you off a lot, like bringing you along when he has training sessions with Cosmo (he's flexing his gf on a kid, yes) or when he meets up with his friends

- Cosmo has probably accidentally called you mom before, just saying

- you and kureishi love treating him like your kid, saying things like

"our son grows up so fast doesn't he, Mitsuyo?"

"Ms/Mr y/n, you've known me for a week at most-"

"hush child, I'm your parent now."

- (il)legally adopt him

- I don't think kureishi would actually want kids though

- I just don't get that vibe from him

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I'll be completely honest I skipped a lot of chapters of kengan ashura/omega which he appeared in because I was just trying to find all the chapters with gaolang in em

I did reread it in the end but the point is I never really looked into him and don't know if this is in character or whatever (it better not be ooc or I will tweak tf out

[minkie-fury]

My Cookie Run Kingdom sona 😊

im not a writer but im tryna write out his lore but the gist of it is like?

- used to be Goldfish Cookie and was a researcher at blueberry yogurt academy back when blueberry milk/shadow milk founded it and they were like besties n shit maybe more teehee

- researched and wrote books on the witches and wizards on how they made cookies

- he had a secret lab where he would obsessively try to recreate the way the witches and wizards made the cookies and made life of his own so though he looked like just a nice little librarian he was low key kinda crazy but he didnt intend to be

- it went RONG and now he made these vaguely cookieoid half sentient creatures that are in constant pain and they KILLED HIM REALLY HARD OH IT WAS BAD

- the witches were like wait this guy is kind of awesome lets just bake him again but turn him into a fish lol

- so then he became Clownfish cookie and grew up in Tearcrown to become one of White Pearl Cookie’s attendants and then he fell in love with her awwwwwwwwwww how kawaii but he was like super ashamed of it because he thought it was indecent and that White Pearl should be with someone of her status

- AND THEY ALMOST KISSED BUT THEN he got harpooned and fishnapped by Abalone Cookie’s crew and they were like oh its a guy not a gem mermaid just throw him with the common loot lol. that ship managed to get away before white pearl went all emo

- bote fled to beast yeast and it was BAD BECAUSE THERE WERE THESE HUGE SQUIDS AND THEY EAT THE BOAT. IT WAS REALLY BAD

- so then the boat broke which clownfish cookie used as an opportunity to get out of the ship and into the ocean but the ocean was scary as hell like there were these big monsters everywhere so he just fled to land instead which was also a bad idea because he had to drag his tail everywhere but it wasnt as bad as dying to monsters so it was ok 🌷 (he was in the faerie kingdom btw) so shadow milk was in the silver tree right and he was like HOLY SHIT IS THAT WIFE? so he started talking to him telepathically and shadow milk is like I AM SHADOW MILK COOKIE and clownfish is like ? idk who that is

- shadow milk was like ohhh poor little me all alone trapped in a tree and he said ok so if you see to it i get outta here i will grant you a new home and clownfish was like 👍🏼 also he forgot he was pierced clean by a harpoon so he passed the fuck out OH HOW JOYOUS

- woke up in the faerie kingdom and elder faerie let him stay out of pity and i THINK he also met white lily there briefly????¿ but he spent most of the day ‘talking to himself in front of the silver tree’ and as the days went by he slowly started to change (into his beast yeast appearance) everyone kinda thought he was tweaking tf out and elder faerie was mad sus of him but figured hes literally a fish on land so he was kind of defenseless and didn’t have the heart to send him away

- during episode 1 of beast yeast he does kind of unintentionally warm up to pure vanilla & co. but hes mainly there to plant a seed of doubt in elder faerie’s narrative about the beasts and the silver tree

- and the.n shadow milk like rips open the tree and hes like OOHHHHHH IM SO HAPPY TO FINALLY MEET YOUU and starts yapping about how he knows so much about him (for obvious reasons) and clownfish is busy shitting his non existent pants because that was a whole jumpscare

- SHADOW MILK SEEMS SO FAMILIAR TO HIM BUT AT THE SAME TIME HES LIKE WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME???? and hes weirded out by it so when the time comes he starts doubting his allegiance to shadow milk and debates on if he should stay with shadow milk or join pure vanillas side but shadow milk promised him a safe haven and that’s what mattered to him the most in that moment

- cue the doomed yaoi live laugh love shadowfish i say to myself and like maybe 2 other people

- he becomes the guy to be able to spot the cracks in shadow milk’s front and realize just how lonely he is but while shadow milk seems to be all over clownfish he does keep him at arm’s length in a way because he HAAATES being vulnerable

- so now hes like ohhhhhgh i miss white pearl but ogguhhgghhh i love shadow milk but oughhhhhh pure vanilla

- candy apple secretly reads shadowfish yaoi idc

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