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shopping tips from a professional shopaholicâ.ŕłŕż*:シđđ
in this post im going to give you the rundown of my all-time FAVORITE activity⌠shopping! and i must say im quite the professional. iâll be talking about navigating sales, identifying deals, and finding the CUTEST stuff thatâs worth ur buckâŚđŹđ
GOOD DEAL VS. BAD DEAL ;
letâs imagine thereâs a big sale going on. $5 for 10 basic tank tops that are so cute! but the quality isnât very good. but it doesnât matter cuz there r 10 different tops right? WRONG. quality > price ALWAYS, sometimes cheap isnât a good deal if it wonât last. if itâs a reasonable price for good quality than itâs a good deal, but if u have to pay a pretty penny for good quality products itâll be worth it in the long run.
when shopping for clothes think of investing in pieces that will actually get used. imagine ur looking at two super cute hand bags, one is $50 that youâll prob wear like twice and that you donât anticipate will last very long and the other is $150, itâs designer and itâs high quality and goes with more outfits.
the $50 bag worn twice = $25 per wear. not worth it.
the $200 bag worn 100+ times = $2 per wear. way more value for your money.
now THATS girl math. investing in well made pieces actually saves you money in the grand scheme of things. youâll have go to pieces, so make sure ur thinking about youâll be wearing the piece ur about to buy.
FINDING THE GOOD STUFF ;
when shopping i love to go to the mall or online shop but ultimately THRIFTING has my heart. iâll find these super cute pieces or pieces with loads of potential that i have a vision for, and iâll DIY it until itâs exactly what i want. that way i have original pieces in my wardrobe that no one else does. it makes me feel like a custom barbie doll đ
when shopping i gravitate towards clothes within my color palette (pinks, black, browns, creams). because i know my colors and my palette so well itâs easy for me to mix and match pieces and thinks blend easier. next i check the fabric bcuz even if a piece is cute, if it wonât last i donât bother wasting my money.
another thing i always make sure to do is try on the piece before purchasing it because the fit is also important. i want the piece to flatter my proportions. another thing i take note of is unique details that elevate that the piece already has or that i can add. some examples includeâŚ
faux furs
rhinestones
cute ruffles
always browse beyond the mannequin displays. oftentimes the best pieces are hidden in the back of the rack or in sections you wouldnât normally check. also, donât sleep on the kidsâ or menâs sections, they have good stuff there too!
NAVIGATING SALES LIKE A PRO ;
sales are such a blessing when u know how to navigate them correctly. when theres a sale make sure to ask yourself if you'd buy that same item at full price. if not, PUT IT DOWNNN. a discount literally means shit if the item is just gonna collect dust in ur closet.
also, know what a real sale is as opposed to a fake one, some stores mark up prices just to mark them down again. do ur research and compare prices to different shops to see if youâre actually getting a deal.
PRO TIP : holiday sales and end-of-season clearances usually have the best markdowns, so thatâs when i go all out and stock up...đđ
ONLINE VS OFFLINE SHOPPING ;
the perks of online shopping include :
better for finding exclusive pieces
online only discounts and promo codes
make sure to check the reviews for something before buying anything!
the perks of offline shopping include :
you can actually try on the pieces
you see the item in person, feel the fabric, its much more intimate and personal
impulse buys are typically less tempting
to get the best from both worlds i'll do some research before shopping in person to check the quality. if I love it, i buy it right then and there. iff itâs cheaper online, i'll order it online.
REWARD SYSTEMS AND MEMBERSHIPS ;
if ur a shopaholic TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEMBERSHIPS AND REWARD SYSTEMS, especially from shops and boutiques that u frequent.
đ keep track of birthday and anniversary sales
đ subscribe to emails
đ sign up for store memberships
SOME OF MY FAVORITE ONLINE SHOPS ;
đď¸ i.am.gia
đď¸ shou shou cherry
đď¸ princess polly
đď¸ prty grl beauty
đď¸ depop
đď¸ poshmark
đď¸ pieces of porcelain
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my body has mostly recovered now from getting T boned and my car getting totaled with me in it, my leg is just a little sore and so is my collarbone from my seatbelt, but my neck has stopped being sore and I don't have any whiplash symptoms, so that's good.
in the meantime, insurance is really dragging its feet investigating my car (it's definitely totaled, repairs would cost way more than my car is worth) and getting me a rental, and the rental place is closed on sundays so I can't figure it out today... hopefully tomorrow I can get a rental and return my mother's car that i've been borrowing....
i'm definitely going to have to spend a good amount of money on a new car even with whatever money they give me for a new one... my poor prius............ raahhhhhhhhhh.........
#and I WAS FOLLOWING TRAFFIC LAWS#I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WROOOONG AND I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS CRAP RAAAHHH#i just want to know how much money they r going to give me so i can start making moves on my next car...#i don't know what my budget should be yet#i just want another used prius around 70k miles from after 2010#thats all i want
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âstuck with meâ - choi su-bong (thanos) / player 230 â๨ŕ§ËâĄË ࣪



not proofread! read at your own risk!! i wanted to put my own spin on thanos bc everyone makes him so mean and aggressive so i hope i did this justice !!
pairing(s): ex bf!choi su-bong (thanos) x female!reader
warnings: femme reader, language, smut, fingering (r!receiving), p in v, unprotected sex, normal squid game gore
summary: what happens when you reunite with your ex who did you dirty in a game where everyone is fighting to survive?
it has been almost a year since you and your ex boyfriend choi su-bong had broken up. you would be lying if you said you hadnât thought about him practically everyday since then. but the two of you ended things for a reason and you knew you shouldnât want him in the way you still do but you canât help it.
su-bong had gotten caught up in some sort of crypto scam and he made you believe it in so much that he even convinced you to pitch your own money into it. of course it didnât end up working out so thatâs how you got where you are today almost 2 million won in debt.
you hated him for dragging you into this but you hated yourself more for trusting him and getting screwed over yet again.
you had been going about a normal day about to head back home for the night when a strange but attractive looking man approached you with an odd looking briefcase by his side. he made a promise to you that if you could beat him in a couple rounds of a silly game he would simply pay you. you were desperate so you played multiple rounds with him until you were fed up with him slapping you for losing. when you finished the man handed you a strange looking business card that you shoved in your pocket until you made it home.
so thatâs how you ended up in a room with 455 other strangers. you were awoken by loud music blaring and lights coming on to see your surroundings. you looked down to see you had been changed into a green tracksuit with a small number â240â in the corner of the jacket.
you had sat in your bunk for a while not sure what to do until finally a herd of guards with masks and pink outfits came through the doors. they had explained the rules to everyone and made you line up to go take photos for whatever reason before the first game begun.
âseĂąorita? oh my god! is that really you?â you heard from a distance. you could recognize that voice anywhere. you turned around so fast you were surprise you didnât get whiplash. there he was just a couple feet away from you, your ex boyfriend, choi su-bong.
you stared in shock as you took him in. he looked the same except he had gotten more tattoos and had freshly purple hair. you couldnât deny that he looked good even in that ugly green tracksuit.
âwhat the the hell are you doing here?â you ask looking him up and down. he does the same back to you, âi could ask you the same.â he replied making you roll your eyes.
âwell iâm actually here because someone made me lose all my fucking money for a scam.â you said sending him a glare before looking down at the ground. seeing him again after all this time had you feeling all sorts of emotions at once, especially anger.
âoh baby cmon! youâre really still mad about that?â he asked moving closer to you to get a better look. you hesitantly looked back up meeting his eyes once again. âof course I am! do you not understand that you made me go broke? i had to move back in with my parents for fucks sake!â
he just stared at you not knowing what to say next. you took that as an opportunity to get away from him, getting in line to take your photo. you posed for the camera giving a slight smile and throwing up your middle finger. you watched how su-bong practically did the same thing making you remember just how similar the two of you were.
once everyone had finished you were now all walking into a large field that looked like it was outside. the first thing everyone noticed was a giant creepy looking doll on the other side staring back at you.
you heard an automated voice call out to you and explain that you were going to be playing red light, green light. it explained the rules before everyone lined up in front of the starting line. it seemed simple enough. right?
before the game started you all watched how a man with the number â456â on his jacket screamed about how if you moved after red light was called you were going to be shot. he had to be crazy right? but his words stuck with you and once the game started and the voice finally called red light you stayed stiller than you ever have before.
everything seemed to be going just fine for a while as the man was guiding everyone and telling us when to go and stop. that was until the woman standing right next to you had a bee land on her neck. you heard her scream and before you could even process what was happening she had been shot, just like the man at the beginning had said.
when the voice called out green light yet again you stayed in your spot too taken aback to even move. you heard su-bong yell out to you, âhey you have to keep going. stay behind me.â so you did just that staying close behind him till you both reached the end.
once the game had concluded you found yourself back in the same bed from before laying down and staring at the ceiling. you had so many thoughts running through your mind. you knew you shouldnât have come here in the first place. you knew there had to be some sort of catch, and now your life was all the line just to win some fucking money.
you heard footsteps approaching but you didnât have to look to know who it was. âhey babe. you alright?â you looked over at su-bong wanting to ignore him but instead you sat up and faced him.
âdonât call me that su-bong.â you replied bluntly as you felt his gaze on you. he put his hands up in defense before sitting down next to you. âplease stick next to me in here, i wouldnât be able to forgive myself if something happened to you and i didnât help.â you heard him say.
it made you smile a little. despite how much you hated his ass you knew deep down he still and always would care for you. he noticed this and it made him smile too. âalso i would really like if you called me thanos.â
you scoffed and looked at him with a shocked face realizing thatâs why he had the purple hair and colored nails. âyouâre serious..? thatâs the dumbest fucking rapper name iâve ever heard.â
he laughed at your response noticing how you did a little too. âoh come on you know you love it.â you just stared at him not really knowing what to say but you honestly loved how he always came up with dumb shit like that and it suited him perfectly.
you two sat there for a while trying to catch up before you were interrupted by the guards once again. they had come in to congratulate the players who were still alive and said we would be holding a vote to stay or leave and split the money that had been accumulated so far.
you watched as the others voted one by one and when it was finally your turn you pressed the red âxâ with no hesitation. you watched thanos go shortly after you and to your surprise he had voted to stay. you watched him walk to the other side sighing as he smiled like it was no big deal.
as the voting was nearing an end you were sure you were going to make it out of there until the final voter, player â001â had pressed the blue âo.â
you stood there in disbelief for a minute before heading back to your bunk not wanting to be apart of the arguments that were already starting. you noticed thanos following close behind and you felt him grab your wrist.
you stared at him and his hand lingered on your arm not wanting to let go. âwhy did you do that?â you asked gesturing to the blue patch on his jacket. he looked at with an almost hurt expression. âoh come on baby you know i need the money. you do too. if we work through this together we can get that shit and get out of here safely.â
you just rolled your eyes at him trying to explain how putting your lives at risk wasnât worth it but he didnât seem to care. instead he pulled you to the bathrooms before you could stop him.
he pulled the two of you into the womenâs restroom making you confused. âwhat the hell are you doing?!â you yelled trying to get out of his grip but he held on stronger.
âbaby.. iâve missed you so fucking much. i hate myself everyday for what i did to you and i know you do too. will you please work through this with me? we only have to do one more game and i promise i will make it up to you when we get that money and get out of here.â you heard him confess.
you wanted to scream at him for what he said. you wanted to tell him no and that he was wrong and you knew he was lying. but you didnât. no, you couldnât. instead you found yourself moving closer to him and before you knew it your lips were meeting his for the first time in almost a year.
the feeling made both of you let out soft moans and when you felt him move his hands lower onto your back you couldnât help the noise that slipped out of you.
you pulled away for a second, your forehead still touching his and looking him in the eyes. âplease donât make me regret this. i want to trust you.â you whispered as he stared at you.
âi promise sweetheart. i want to make it up to you and i want to make you the happiest girl in the world. i will never stop feeling that way.â his words made the two of you smile before your lips met once again.
before you knew it the kiss was becoming more intense and full of need. thanos decided to pull you into a stall just incase someone had decided to walk in on the two of you.
you giggled as you felt him pick you up as if it was nothing. your lips never left his as he pushed you up against the door while holding you. âgod iâve missed this..â he whispered into your ear sending shivers down your spine.
âme too su-bong.â you let out as you felt him start to place kisses down your neck. this made you tilt your head back allowing him more access as you ran your fingers through his purple locks.
âcan i take this off?â he asked holding onto your jacket while looking up at you. you nodded quickly and he practically ripped off your jacket as well as the t-shirt underneath.
you moaned softly as he placed kisses to your chest before ripping off your bra as well. he cupped one of your tits in his hand before placing his mouth around the other one.
âplease donât tease me baby.â you whispered which made him only suck harder on your nipple. you could already feel how wet you were becoming as you saw him smirk at your words.
âjust wanna take my time with you sweets.â he said before trailing kisses down your stomach. when he got to the waistband of your pants he slipped them off in a matter of seconds leaving you in just your underwear.
âyouâre so fucking beautiful.â he moaned as he took in the sight of you that was in front of him. you smiled at him before removing his own shirt and pants so you were now both in the same position. your mouth practically dropped at how good he looked and he couldnât help but smirk at your reaction.
he removed his boxers before removing your own underwear leaving the two of you naked. it had been so long since you saw each other like this and it made the both of you blush slightly.
he moved closer and placed your lips together yet again. the feeling of your tits pressed up against his bare chest made the two of you moan, aching for more. you felt his hand trail down to your already soaking wet pussy and he stuck a finger in without warning making you moan again.
he kept his eyes on yours as he watched your reaction to his fingers. before you knew it he was adding another before moving his mouth to your tits again. the pleasure was staring to become overwhelming as it had been too long since someone had you like this.
your moans became louder and you knew if anyone walked into the bathroom they would know exactly what was going on. but to be honest, you didnât care. you yelled out as you felt him pick up his speed encouraging you to cum on his fingers.
you did just that making him smirk at you again before he picked you up once more. he held a firm grip on your sides letting you know he wasnât going to drop you.
âi love you so much su-bong.. iâm sorry for leaving.â you admitted to him looking into his eyes. âdonât apologize my girl. you had every right to do what you did. i was so shitty to you but i really hope you can forgive me. i just want to move forward with you and give you what you deserve. i love you.â he confessed.
you kissed him again this time a little more aggressive not wanting this moment to end. he held you tight and you could feel his erection against your stomach making you feel even wetter than before. âi need you babyâŚâ you moaned out while looking up at him.
he wasted no time lining his cock up with your entrance. you both moaned before he pushed his length inside of you causing you to throw your head back. he held onto you as he trusted himself up into you never letting go once.
âfuck! you feel so good baby.â he moaned into your ear, resting his head on your shoulder. your nails met his back scratching lightly as he thrusted into you over and over again.
âfaster thanos please!â you yelled out wanting more of him. he did what you said thrusting into you even quicker. he would be lying if he said you calling him his nickname didnât turn on even more. he absolutely loved the effect you had on him.
the speed of his thrusts and the sounds of his soft whimpers in your ear was enough to send you over the edge. you were close and you knew he was too.
ââm so close baby.â he whispered slamming into you even harder than before.
he wrapped a hand around your throat knowing how much it turned you on. you moaned louder than before at the feeling and you knew you were done for. âiâm gonna cum!â you yelled feeling your orgasm getting closer.
âthatâs it baby let it out, cum all over my cock.â he said causing you to do just that. not long after he was releasing inside of you painting your insides white with one last thrust into you.
he pulled out of you before cleaning the two of you up carefully. when the two of you were dressed again you couldnât help but laugh a little. âwhat?â he asked looking at you confused. âi canât believe we just did that here.â you replied smiling big at him causing him to do the same.
âiâd do that with you anywhere!â he said causing you to lightly smack him on the arm. you rolled your eyes before giving him another quick kiss. âi love you.â he said.
âi love you too su-bong.â you replied as you felt him kiss your forehead before opening the stall door for the two of you. he grabbed your hand before heading back to the others.
little did you know what was coming your way.
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DAYDREAMING, WITH MY CHIN IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS â ITOSHI RIN
๨ৠâ sure, rin may be an asshole, but for some reason he offered to help tutor you in your worst subject, english. so maybe heâs not as bad as you thought. maybe heâs actually someone you could find yourself falling for.Â
itoshi rin x fem!reader. fluff, high school au/no blue lock au, pining, the long awaited part 2 of âitâs impossible to ignore youâ :3 ahh i loved writing this omg reader and rin r everything to meeee!! pls enjoy xx
word count. 6.3kÂ

âRin is going to tutor you?â your friend, Akemi, asks with her jaw on the floor. âThe same Rin who rejects girls by saying he doesnât have time for them?âÂ
You nod sheepishly, just as surprised as she is. âHe knows if I fail one more exam, Iâll have to retake the class during summer. And he offered to help me. Still, I wonât do it if you donât want me to.âÂ
Her eyes widen as she takes a bite of her beef rice bowl. âWhy would I not want my best friend to get help from the best English speaker in our grade? I donât want you to fail!âÂ
âBut he broke your heart just yesterday!âÂ
Akemi sighs, waving her hand dismissively. âYeah, he did. And he sucks for that. But I guess I was more infatuated with him than in love. I meanâwhatâs his favorite color anyway?âÂ
You shrug.
âI donât know either. Someone in love should probably have known at least that,â she giggles. âYou donât need to turn down a great opportunity on my account.âÂ
Giving her a grateful look, you mumble, âI really do want to pass English. Do you think he can actually help?â
âIf he canât, who can?â
âThe Tooth Fairy? Maybe if I find a tooth to put under my pillowâŚâÂ
She makes a face. âFirst off, thatâs gross. Second, I think the Tooth Fairy only gives you money, not a passing grade.â
You groan, placing your head in your hands with an exaggerated movement.Â
Akemi simply laughs at your dramatics. âOh, come on. Studying wonât be that bad. Whenâs your first tutoring session, anyway?â
âIt was supposed to be now,â you reply, twirling a strand of hair as you glance away to avoid her incredulous stare. âBut I just couldnât start without making sure you were okay with it first! I asked Rin if we could postponeâŚâ
âY/N!â she exclaims, practically slamming down her bowl of rice onto the cafeteria table. âThatâs so stupid of you! And sweet. Very sweet. Youâre the best friend ever. But you couldâve been at least three times more knowledgeable about English by now!âÂ
You give her a sideways look. âThree times? Donât you give Rin too much credit?âÂ
Akemi raises her brow at you. âHave you ever paid attention to him speaking English? Three times better in one session is the minimum. Go text Rin and reschedule for after school.â
âButââ
âNo buts,â she says sternly.Â
âBut,â you continue in an exaggerated tone, âhe has soccer practice after school.â
âTell him youâll wait for him then,â Akemi offers as if itâs the most obvious solution in the world. âYou are the one who cancelled your lunch session at the last minute, after all. Itâs the cancellerâs duty to reschedule.âÂ
âThatâs not even a word.â
She glares at you.Â
You sigh in resignation, holding your hands up as you swallow the last bite of your food. âYouâre right. I have English with him next period. Apparently. Iâll ask him if he can tutor me this evening when I see him.âÂ
Akemi nods in satisfaction, giving you a wide grin and a thumbs up. âGood luck, Y/N. I know youâll ace the next test!âÂ
Exchanging a small smile, you nod in determination. âI will definitely pass. The next exam will be mine!âÂ
At least, you hope so. That is what Rin told you, after all, and soon itâd be time to see if he lives up to that promise.Â
Half of you expects Rin to say no, that heâs too busy to tutor you tonight and itâs totally your loss for cancelling on him in the first place. But to your surprise, he simply nods.Â
Thatâs how you find yourself sitting on the bleachers as you watch Rin playing soccer at his after school club.Â
Oddly enough, it seems you arenât the only one.Â
âOh, my god! Rin is so good,â the girl to your left, a few rows away from you swoons.Â
âYeah, heâs totally in charge on the field,â says another in a similar, dreamy tone. âSo intense!â
A guy sitting next to them snorts, folding his hands over his arms. âToo intense. All he cares about is soccer and winning. Nothing else.âÂ
You raise your brow, looking over at the group with your peripheral vision. There was no doubt in your mind that the guy had a crush on one of the girls he was with, but she was too hopelessly infatuated with Rin to notice.Â
The classic highschool love triangle.
Sort of. Maybe itâs more of a broken love line.
As the sun begins to set, the coach ends the practice and tells everyone to keep up the good work before dismissing them.Â
You silently watch Rin down a bottle of water before grabbing a clean towel to wipe his face and neck. Seeing as the practice was over and it would likely be time for your tutoring session soon, you make your way down to the field.
âNot another one of Rinâs secret admirers,â one of his teammates groans to another. âIâve seen enough rejections this week to last a lifetime.â
If Rin can hear them (which, given heâs only three feet away, thereâs no doubt that he canât), he chooses to ignore them completely. Instead, he saunters over to you and nods in greeting.Â
âGive me a minute to change, then we can go,â he says, brushing his hair out of his face with his fingers. âWait for me by the door.âÂ
From the corner of your eye, you see his teammatesâ jaws drop as Rin begins to walk away to clean himself up.
âIs he willinglyâŚspeaking to a girl?â whispers one with a bleached blonde streak in his fringe.Â
Another shivers, a horrified look on his face. âI feel like the world just turned upside down.âÂ
You stifle a laugh at their dramatics. The concept of Rin willingly interacting with someone of the opposite sex shouldnât be that revolutionary. But, you have met Rin, after all. His stoic and uncaring persona did run rampant at times. Perhaps their shock isnât so misplaced.
Much to your pleasure, you donât have to wait long for Rin to finish up in the locker rooms. The outfit he changed into is a casual oneâa simple crew neck and black joggersâbut he somehow manages to look fully put-together.Â
He comes up to you and you wave, finally allowing yourself to smile. âHi, Rin.âÂ
âHey,â he says, slinging his backpack over his shoulder. âReady?âÂ
You nod, walking side-by-side with him as you skip over to the school library. Itâs not open for too much longer, but it should be enough for you to get a good hour of tutoring in.Â
âHow was practice?â you ask conversationally as you make your way down the hall.Â
Rin shrugs. âNothing special.â
You huff to yourself, glad to see he was as chipper as ever. And to think you two almost had a moment after that train ride⌠It mustâve been your delusions talking.Â
As he enters the library, he finds a table for you to sit at near the back, away from the librarian and remaining students so as to not disrupt them with your talking.Â
âThe last test we had in the class was about reading comprehension, right?â asks Rin, pulling out a childrenâs picture book written in English and handing it over to you. âIs your issue that you donât know the words, or you donât understand the meaning?â
âOf course I know the words!â you cry indignantly, proving yourself by reading a random page of the book and translating them out loud in Japanese. âBack when all we did were vocabulary tests in the previous years, I aced those. Itâs theâŚputting it together I donât get.âÂ
He nods as if he expected it. âI figured you would know how to translate it. You are in the advanced English class, after all,â he says dryly.Â
âSomehow,â you murmur.
âKnowing how to translate each word to Japanese is different from understanding it in English.âÂ
âThatâs what the hard part is,â you agree miserably.
Rin snorts, âThen maybe you shouldnât have done Advanced English. You wouldâve done just fine in the normal classes. This is the only teacher who actually cares about our conversational and comprehension skills.â
âBut I always take the advanced classes!â
âHowâs that working out for you?â
You glare at him. âWell, itâd be better if my English tutor was actually helpful!âÂ
He rolls his eyes. âIâm getting there. I have to gauge how bad you are before I know where you need help.â
You heave a sigh, unable to argue with his logic.Â
Rin searches something on his phone before showing it to you. âHere, can you read that?âÂ
Nodding slowly, you say the title in Japanese, âAnalysis of relative gene expression data using real-time quantitativeââ
âIn English,â interrupts Rin exasperatedly.Â
You frown. âBut⌠I donât know how to pronounce it.â
âIt doesnât matter. Just try.â
Try and make a fool of yourself? No thanks.Â
You shake your head stubbornly.Â
Rin pinches the bridge of his nose and exhales loudly. âOkay. Well, you can theoretically translate a research paper, but you donât know how those words go together. And you canât make sense of it in English.â
âSounds accurate,â you sniff.Â
âAll that knowledge about vocabulary and grammar wonât do you any good if you canât understand the source language,â he comments, deadpan but not rude.Â
âWell, how do we fix it, doctor?â you say sarcastically.Â
He huffs, taking his phone back from you in one swift motion. âWe put you through the most intensive training regimen I know. Watching English movies.â
Your next tutoring session is at Rinâs house.Â
Itâs a nice house, but rather empty. There are pictures of him, his parents, and someone you assume to be his brother scattered throughout the hallways, but no one else is home. When Rin opens the door, he doesnât even have to greet anyone or introduce you to his parents before bringing you to his room.Â
The session starts with Rin going over some grammar and sentence structures from an earlier class (one that you definitely slept through), and segues into you reading another childrenâs book. This time, he demands you read it in English and give him a summary about what itâs about instead of translating each word into Japanese.Â
âThe larger context is more important than each individual word. Even if you donât know a few words, you should still be able to understand whatâs going on,â he says, already sounding impatient. But really, you think thatâs just the perpetual tone of his voice.
This time, you dutifully listen. You had to put your trust in Rinâs tutoring skills if you wanted a chance to pass the class.Â
As you read through the picture book with a giant elephant on the cover, your brows furrow in confusion. You arenât sure if youâre just complete ass at reading English, or if the story was genuinely this bizarre.
âRin,â you say hesitantly.
âHm?âÂ
âIs this really about an elephant finding a small planet on a speck on a clover? And no one believes him because they canât see it? Until they⌠Yopp?âÂ
Rin nods, looking thoroughly impressed. âSo you can understand some English.â
âI donât think half of the words in this book are even real!âÂ
âExactly why itâs a perfect way to force you to focus on the context over translations,â he retorts.Â
You canât help but laugh at the absurdity. Still, it did help you find some confidence in your comprehension skills. If you can read English on a paper, maybe understanding it audibly isnât so far out of reach.Â
Turning the TV in his room in, Rin lazily turns to you. âTime to start the intensive part. Letâs watch a movie in English. Iâll keep the Japanese subtitles on for a bit, but then change it to English subtitles only.â
You bite your lip, fiddling nervously with a thread on your sleeve. âI donât know⌠That sounds a lot harder than reading a picture book meant for five year olds.â
âWe can pause when you need to and go slow.â
Reluctantly, you nod. âWhat are we going to watch?â
âThe Conjuring.â
âWhatâs that about?â
âYouâll see.âÂ
Rin sits on one side of his bed, gesturing for you to join him. Your cheeks begin to burn at the implication of joining him in bed, but the butterflies instantly turn into dust the moment he so obviously scoots away to put the most distance he possibly can between you two.Â
As you blink at him questioningly, he simply explains, âMy TV is better than the one in the living room. Iâm not trying toâŚâÂ
âYeah. I know.â
âYeah,â he finishes awkwardly.Â
The moment the movie comes onto the screen, your eyes widen with dread. Itâs dark, and eerie, and you immediately know what this is.Â
âA horror movie?!â you cry indignantly. âI did not sign up for this.â
âThe plotlines in American horror movies are relatively simple,â insists Rin. âIt should be easier for you to follow compared to a drama.â
You squint at his explanation, taking a pillow from his bed and hugging it close to your chest. âThat sounds like baloney.âÂ
He snorts in amusement, eyeing the way you are clutching his pillow in a death grip. âWhy? Are you scared?âÂ
âNo!âÂ
Rin sighs, âIâll keep the lights on.âÂ
You pause before muttering, âThanks.âÂ
The movie starts and you immediately regret all your life choices. Is Rin trying to help you pass your English class, or is he secretly trying to torture you?
Rin really is an assholeâŚ
It doesnât take a genius to feel the sense of suspense and unease in the film, even if you didnât fully understand what the actors were saying. You knew there was some demonic supernatural shit going on and you immediately hated it.Â
Rin extends his leg and you canât help but yelp at the sudden movement.Â
Your head snaps to his, eyes wide and alert.Â
âI was just getting a cramp,â he says with a hint of laughter in his voice.Â
Of course, you were scared out of your mind and he was laughing. What do all the girls even see in him?Â
You huff, sinking deeper into his bed and allowing his pillow to block more and more of your vision. In your fear-clouded haze, you vaguely notice Rin offering you another one of his pillows to hold. Those fluffy feathers would certainly be enough to fend off any evil spirits.Â
During a particularly intense part, you find yourself abandoning the pillows and creeping over to Rinâs side of the bed, too scared to register how you grabbed his arm and buried your face in it.Â
âIâm going to turn off the subtitles now,â he says, but you donât let go of him as he reaches for the remote to change the settings. He glances over at you, his lip curled up. âDo you need a break?â
âNo.â You shake your head fervently. âLetâs get this over with as soon as possible.â
He shrugs and resumes the movie, almost unfazed as you attach yourself back onto his side.Â
This isnât something youâre used to doing when you watch a movie with someone. In fact, youâre normally perfectly content sitting in your own personal space. But this movie was terrifying and you were willing to use anything that provided some source of comfort.
Besides, it doesnât seem like Rin minds⌠Knowing him, he wouldâve shoved you off the bed or told you to move if he got too uncomfortable. Plus, this situation is all his fault anyway.Â
To your surprise, you understand some of the phrases the actors are saying despite having only English subtitles. Though, it comes at your own demise as you grow even more scared at the movie.Â
You yelp as a jumpscare scene occurs, hiding your face behind your hair and pressing your cheek against Rinâs arm.Â
A stifled laugh comes from beside you and youâre about to tell him off for finding enjoyment from your misery when he casually brushes your hair back behind your ear. The words on the tip of your tongue instantly become nothing but a forgotten whisper as your stomach flip-flops about ten times in the span of five seconds.Â
The gentleness of his touch still burns your face. You look up at him, confused.Â
âYou canât watch when your eyes are covered,â he says with his attention already back to the movie.Â
You huff in annoyance. Trying to read Rin is harder than English.
For a moment, youâre tempted to put on a brave face and pull away, but you catch Rin looking over at you once more. This time his gaze is covert, as if he doesnât want to be noticed. But itâs there. Though his expression is neutral, his eyes are bright as they burn into yours. When he sees you staring back, this time he doesnât attempt to look away.Â
Okay, so maybe you could understand why he had girls always swooning over him.Â
The intensity of his gaze almost makes your cheeks flush. Almost.
Luckily for you, a sudden and loud noise from the movie jolts your mind away fromâŚwhatever that moment was. Â
As the movie comes to an end and the plot is left unresolved, you are still as unsettled as you were when the movie first started. That is to say, Rin really screwed you over by making you watch this.Â
âI officially hate you,â you proclaim as he turns the television off.Â
âAgain?â He raises his brow. âWhy now?â
âBecause, what kind of asshole makes someone watch a horror movie that will traumatize them for the rest of their lives?!âÂ
âItâs just The Conjuring.âÂ
You glare at him but he pays it no mind.Â
âIf youâre scared, that must mean you understood it,â he says smugly.Â
âItâs not difficult to understand when thereâs creepy music and dark shadows and everyone sounds slightly insane!â
âSee, itâs all about context.âÂ
âI hate you.âÂ
âDo you?â he challenges.Â
You sigh, âNo. Well, maybe temporarily because there is no way in hell Iâm going to be able to sleep tonight.âÂ
Rin fixes the pillows on his bed as you get off. âAre you really that scared?âÂ
âYes! Do you think Iâm faking this for dramatic effect?â you ask, incredulous.Â
âNo, but itâs just a movie. You donât need to be scared once it stops playing.â
âTell that to my brain.âÂ
Rin snorts and you fold your arms over your chest, looking out the window and wincing once you notice just how dark it is.Â
âThe sunâs already down?â you say with a small voice. âMaybe I should ask my mom to pick me upâŚâÂ
âDonât you live nearby?â
You nod, toying with a strand of your hair nervously. âYes, but a demon can still get me within the ten minutes it takes to get home.â
Rin shakes his head but grabs a jacket as you begin to pack your belongings. âIâll walk you home, then.â
You pause as youâre shoving your pencil case into your book bag. âYou will?â
âBetter than having someone come all the way here just to escort you,â he says dryly, leading you out the door. âAndâŚI guess it might be slightly my fault youâre scared.âÂ
âSlightly?â you retort. âItâs definitely all your fault.âÂ
âThatâs a funny way of saying âthanks for the tutoring session, Rin.ââ
You pull a face, crinkling your nose as you repeat monotonously, âThanks for the tutoring session, Rin.âÂ
He rolls his eyes but thereâs a softness to his movements. âYeah. Sure. You really are improving, you know?âÂ
Begrudgingly, you nod. When he wasnât making you read weird books and watch scary movies, he was surprisingly patient explaining concepts like participles and tenses. That part was certainly easier for you than trying to read and comprehend in English, so you were glad he pushed you to do that as well. Though today, it may have cost your sanity.Â
âI guess I should be more genuine,â you say guiltily. âI really am thankful for your help. I know you could be doing lots of other things with your time. Like, practicing more soccer orâŚwatching scary movies. Or⌠Actually, I donât know what else you do in your free time.â
He shrugs. âThatâs about it, really. I play horror games, too, I guess.â
âWith friends?âÂ
âDoes it seem like I make friends?â asks Rin in amusement.Â
You shake your head sheepishly. âYour brother, then?âÂ
He frowns at the mention of his brother, his bright eyes growing dimmer. âNo. Definitely not with him. Alone. I play alone. I like it better that way.âÂ
Sensing that you accidentally overstepped on a touchy subject, you clear your throat and look away. âWell, thatâs fun too.âÂ
After a few moments of awkward silence as you walk down the poorly lit street, Rin offers, âSorry.âÂ
You spare him a questioning glance.Â
âFor snapping,â he continues with an annoyed exhale. âWeâre not on good terms. My older brother and I.â
You nod in understanding, lightly bumping your shoulder against his. âI could tell. Iâm sorry for bringing him up.âÂ
Rin waves you off. âItâs whatever.â
Itâs definitely not whatever, but okay, you say to yourself.Â
The two of you continue walking down the street, turning the corner in silence, but this time itâs not awkward or uncomfortable. Just a neutral calmness. That is, until you hear the sudden ring of a bicycle bell and jump in fear.Â
Rin coughs to hide a laugh.Â
âI donât even want to hear it from you!â you sniff, haughtily crossing your arms and walking ahead of him. âYouâre the one to blame for my jitters. How will I ever sleep tonight?â
He raises his hands in surrender. âI know, didnât I say Iâm sorry already?âÂ
âA sorry isnât enough,â you say with a humph. âHow will you atone?âÂ
âYou sound crazy,â he says, but humors you nonetheless. âIâll send you funny cat videos until you fall asleep.â
Your ears perk at the offer. âYou drive a hard bargain. Fine.âÂ
âI donât have your number.âÂ
Rin hands you his phone and you swiftly add yourself as a contact.Â
âDid you really add yourself as âRinâs Worst Nightmare, devil emoji, devil emojiâ?âÂ
You nod proudly.Â
âJust remember you said it, not me,â he smirked. âWhat will my name be on your phone?â
âProbably something like, âNumber One Pain in my Ass.ââÂ
âCreative,â he drawls.Â
You stick your tongue out at him.
Your walk continues and soon enough, you see the outside of your house come into view. Thereâs a light visible through the window and you thank the stars you wonât be coming home to a creepy, dark house.Â
âThis is my stop,â you announce with a smile. âThanks for walking me home.â
âYeah. I guess I did owe you for scaring you shitless.â
You laugh in acknowledgment. The movie was scary, but at least there were moments you could get your mind off it. âAnd donât forget you still owe me cat videos!âÂ
Rin nods. âIâll send them after I get ready for bed. Try to get some rest now.âÂ
âYou too, Rin.â
âHow are your tutoring sessions coming along?â asks Akemi, laying down with her head hanging off your bed.Â
Itâs Friday night after school and Rin told you that he would be too busy to tutor you tonight, which makes it the perfect time to catch up with your friend.
âGood, actually.â
âWhy do you sound so surprised?â she laughs.Â
âI thought he would change his mind and leave me to dry,â you reply with a giggle. âRinâs offer was so sudden, you know? I was partly expecting him to take it back.âÂ
âThat does seem like something heâd do to most people,â Akemi agrees, then shoots you a devilish grin. âBut not to you. He must like you.â
You shake your head in denial. âThereâs no way thatâs the case.âÂ
âBut what if it was?â she asks, wiggling her eyebrows. âWould you be happy? Maybe you even like him back?âÂ
Groaning, you throw a pillow at her face to stop her incessant questioning.Â
Thereâs simply no way Rin liked you. He was just slightly nicer to you because he thought you were someone who is actually worth his time. Whatever that means.Â
And thereâs an even less chance you like him!Â
Rin has his caring moments, you will give him that, but most times heâs arrogant, emotionally unavailable, and ruthless. Somehow, those qualities suit himâŚ
You catch yourself, shaking your head feverishly at the thought.Â
Thereâs no way you could be developing a crush on Rin.Â
So why do you feel yourself getting butterflies as you think about your next tutoring session?Â
This session is at your house this time.Â
Youâve had a handful of meetings in the library over the past few weeks, but Rin decided it was time for another intensive training sessionâ Meaning, it was time for you to watch another movie.Â
âIt wonât be horror this time,â he assures you, tone only slightly mocking. âI think youâve gotten decent enough that you can graduate to a more confusing genre.â
âLike romance?â you say excitedly. If Rin forced you to watch a scary movie that gave you nightmares for two weeks straight, then you could force him to sit through some romance movies you know he would hate.Â
Heaving a sigh, he begrudgingly shrugs. âStudentâs choice. Also, itâs your house. I donât know what movies or streaming services you have.âÂ
âSo youâll watch 10 Things I Hate About You with me?âÂ
âIt canât be a movie youâve already seen,â Rin says, folding his arms as he leans back on your couch. âThe point is to try to piece together the plot and what the characters are saying, not recite something youâve seen a million times.âÂ
You pout, sitting on the opposite end of the sofa. âBut itâs a good movieâŚâ
âWeâll watch it another time. After you pass the exam.â
After you pass? So Rinâs implying he wants to keep hanging out with you even after these tutoring sessions are over? Your cheeks flush at the thought.Â
As you scroll through numerous streaming sites, you finally find a title that sounds familiar.Â
âMy friend told me this one is good! How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,â you point out eagerly.Â
âYou must like the number ten,â he comments.Â
âYouâll love it too after this!âÂ
Rin stifles a chuckle, and you realize youâve been hearing him semi-laugh more often lately. The ruthless ice prince does have a fun side to him. He is still, after all, just a high school guy in your grade. And you hate to admit that it fills you with some sense of pleasure knowing youâre the only one in school who has likely ever heard that noise come out of Rinâs mouth.Â
âSince itâs my first time watching too, we can compare our summaries after.âÂ
You groan, almost forgetting that this was a tutoring session and not just a movie night with a friend. âCompare summaries? Whatâs next, do I have to cite my sources?âÂ
He rolls his eyes at you. âKeep it up and Iâll say yes, you do.âÂ
Immediately, you shut your lips, desperately wanting to avoid as much outside-of-school work as possible.Â
âThis is so cheesy,â complains Rin as the two of you watch the movie in silence, both invested in the plot. âHe has a bet, she has an ulterior motive, theyâre going to fall in love while using each other, the reveal is going to split them apart, then theyâre going to make up somehow and then the movie will end. I donât even need to finish it to know.âÂ
You glare at him, eyes fixed on the screen as Andie exchanges a touching conversation with Benâs mother. âSpoilers, much?âÂ
âIâm not spoiling, itâs an educated guess.â
âKeep it to yourself,â you demand playfully, sticking your tongue out. âSome of us like to be surprised.âÂ
He exhales loudly but turns his attention back to the TV.Â
The rest of the movie passes by peacefully until you get to a certain scene where the main characters have their obligatory romantic kiss. The kiss is slow and playful, and the scene is so intimate you almost have to look away.Â
Bashfully, you take your eyes off the screen and see Rin following suit, the apples of his cheeks colored a faint pink.Â
He looks rather cute.Â
Your mind starts to wander, picturing you and Rin sharing a kiss like the one on screen and you find your throat getting dry. Would his lips be soft or chapped? They look soft. Would he be the type to hold your chin, your cheek, or your jaw as he kisses you? Maybe even the back of your neck, if you were lucky. You wanted to find outâŚ
Slapping your hands to your face, you silently tell yourself to snap out of it.Â
He looks over at you, alarmed. âDid you just hit yourself?âÂ
âI thought I felt a fly.â
âOn both cheeks?âÂ
âA fly on one side and a mosquito on the other.â
Rinâs brows shoot up before he shakes his head, knowing sometimes, itâs better not to question your logic. âOkay.â
Slowly, the scene escalates from a couple of gentle kisses to the characters taking each otherâs shirts off.Â
Your eyes widen as your gaze is forced away once again.Â
âHey. What the hell is this rated?â Rin coughs, his voice strangled. âArenât your parents home?â
Through your embarrassment, you glance at him in surprise. Did he really sound flustered just then? So Rin really does have the capacity to feel normal human emotions after all.Â
âUm, PG-13, I t-think,â you stammer, painfully aware of the actors continuing to make out topless on the television. âMy parents are gone for the weekend, anyway.â
âOh.âÂ
Itâs not until the scene is over that you and Rin both let out a sigh of relief, as if the tension could finally escape your bodies. You sink into the cushions, glad that you and Rin decided to sit on opposite sides of the couch. Otherwise, you wouldâve been even more aware of his presence and curious about his kiss.Â
Neither are good things to focus on.Â
When the movie ends, you wipe away a stray tear at the conclusion. Of course, Rin was right about the entire plot, but that didnât make it any less amazing.Â
âSo, whatâs your rating?â you ask once the credits finish rolling.Â
âFor a movie thatâs not horror, maybe a four.â
âDamn, tough crowd,â you say with a tsk. âI loved it! I would give it at least an eight.â
âYouâre too generous,â retorts Rin. âWhatâs your summary?âÂ
You rattle off the happenings of the movie from start to finish, even going so far as to talk about your favorite moments.
When you finish talking, Rin nods, looking pleased with himself. âSo you understand. We didnât even use Japanese subtitles.âÂ
âYouâre right!â you exclaim, eyes full of excitement as you exchanged glances with him. âIâm definitely ready for the exam! I feel so much more confident in English comprehension already.â
âTold you youâd pass with me as your tutor.âÂ
âI havenât passed yet!âÂ
âBut you will,â he says, his tone overly-confident. He would be insufferably arrogant if he didnât have the skills to back it up. Luckily for him, he did. âSoon, I wonât need to tutor you anymore.â
A barely-there frown crosses your face at the reminder.Â
Would there be no reason to see each other outside of school once you passed the class?Â
Something about that unsettles you.Â
Minutes of silence pass before Rin waves his hand in front of your face. âHello?â
You swallow, forcing a smile. You donât need to be thinking about that right now. âSorry, I just spaced out there.â
âI can tell,â he says, somewhat amused. âIt is getting late, maybe you need some sleep.â
That isnât the case, but you nod in agreement.Â
âIâll head home, then,â Rin states, standing up and slipping his jacket on. âIâll see you tomorrow.âÂ
You wave, walking him to your door and watching him walk away. âSee you! And thanks for the help.âÂ
He looks back briefly, raising his hand in acknowledgment and even that single shared glance is enough to send jitters through your body.Â
Closing the door, you rest your head back and groan. Thereâs no point in lying to yourself anymore. Not after you literally fantasized about making out with him while he was sitting right next to you.Â
You have a crush on Rin. And you are so screwed.Â
âRin! I passed! Look, look!â you exclaim, holding your test paper out excitedly.Â
Class just ended and the teacher handed you your text back with a swift, âNice job.â That mightâve been the best compliment you received in this class all year.Â
Naturally, the first person you wanted to show it off to was the one who helped you get the grade in the first place, Rin.
He pauses at your desk, peering closely at the grade on your test and nodding once. His lips are turned up in the slightest smile and he ruffles the top of your head.Â
âYou did it,â he says.Â
You smooth down your hair, trying not to pay too much attention to how nice and warm his hand was. âAll thanks to you.â
âI know.â Rin begins to walk to his next class and you follow along, bouncing on the balls of your feet nervously. âYou did good too, I supposeâÂ
âGee, thanks,â you remark dryly. Still, an excited cheer comes out of you. âI donât need to stay after graduation! How great is that?â
âYou can enjoy your summer before we are thrown into adulthood.âÂ
âI know!â you chirp. âAnd I really couldnât have done it without you. Hey, how about⌠Never mind.â
Rin pauses, hanging around the hallway instead of entering his next lesson. He lifts an eyebrow in question. âHow about what?âÂ
The words get stuck in your throat as you open your mouth, your nerves getting the better of you. You arenât someone who finds it easy to confess, and you know Rinâs track record with confessions isn't exactly great.Â
Yet, you want to ride the momentum of this excitement and ask. Itâs now or never.
You take a deep breath before you ask, âHow about I treat you to some dinner this Saturday? You knowâ As a thank you for your help.â
You can barely look Rin in the eye as he stares at you, cheeks dusted pink.Â
âI told you before we started you donât need to give me anything in return,â he insists.Â
Immediately, your face falls. Of course, he would say no. At least he sugarcoated it for you instead of his typical cutthroat rejectionsâŚ
âBut, we can still get dinner this Saturday.âÂ
You lift your head in surprise.Â
âItâll be my treat, though.âÂ
You blink. âLike aâŚ? As in aâŚ?â
Rinâs brows furrow at your nonsensical mutterings. âA what?âÂ
âAâŚâÂ
âCan you say it already?â
âA date?â you blurt.Â
He snorts, shaking his head in amusement. âNow, was that so hard to say?âÂ
You pout at his teasing, sticking your lower lip out as he chuckles. âHey. Donât be mean.â
âSorry,â he amends, though his smirk tells you heâs not actually sorry. âThe answer is yes.â
âHuh?â
âItâs a date.â
âReally?!â you ask, unable to contain your excitement. Before he can even reply, you bounce closer to him, throwing your arms around his waist as giving him a hug.Â
He stiffens for a moment before slowly returning your embrace. Rinâs hand rests on the small of your back and you want nothing more than to stay like this.Â
Until the bell rings and snaps some sense into you.Â
You jolt at the sudden ring and Rin coughs to hiss his embarrassment at the public display of affection.Â
âOh, shit! Iâm late. So late,â you cry, holding the strap of your book bag and spinning around frantically. âBye, Rin! Letâs talk about our date after school!â
âIâll see you after practice then,â he calls out as you run off. âWe can plan it while I walk you home.â
Your cheeks heat up and you feel thankful he canât see the embarrassment evident in your expression. Who knew Rin could be smooth like that? Saying heâll take you out on a date and walk you home today so casually?Â
Itâs another side of him you want to get to know more about.
There are times he can be an asshole, and honest to the point of being uncaring. But heâs also surprisingly nice at times. And even patient. You hope the next layer for you to unravel, which is perhaps the most exciting of all, is to learn how Rin is as a boyfriend.Â
You giggle to yourself at the thought. Would he be teasing and mean? Or doting and affectionate? Maybe a bit of both.
Shaking your head, you stop yourself from fantasizing. Itâs just one date, that doesnât mean heâs your boyfriend yet. But youâre in no rush. The most fun part is the journey it takes to get there.
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ŕŠâŠâ§âË TALES OF CANDOR (LN4)
pairing: lando norris x f!author!reader
summary: landoâs girlfriend has a secret identity. sheâs not quite the girl next door everyone assumed, and he might just be the inspiration for more than just her instagram captions.
warnings: some hate comments
* faceclaim: mĂŠlanie, aka wailcester on ig (please imagine her as you see fit)
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user i hope ur enjoying ur time off!
user no hate but like what does his gf actually do?
user literally nothing sheâs joblessđ
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user lando i love u but half naked pics of ur girl isnât helping how much we dislike herâŚ
user whatâs she reading!!!
yourusername a thousand splendid suns by khaled hosseini!!
user ofc u are. i totally believe u acc read well written books. u probably just read gossip columns but want to seem interestingđ
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user HELLO??? CANDOR DOES THIS MEAN WE R GETTING A NEW BOOK
user i love that we know more abt candyâs cat than we do herâŚ
user canât wait to read itđĽšđĽš
rickriordan has to be my favorite thing youâve written!
user RICKâS READ IT??? OH YOU KNOW ITS GOOD
user lando norris in the likes heâs just like all of us fr
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user im sorry i know we r meant to be supportive but she annoys me sm. is she just living off of landoâs money?
user omg the caption!!!
user i recognise it, whereâs it from?
user itâs from âtales of peter rourkeâ by candor!!!
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user we get it⌠ur dating someone rich. now get a job!
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interviewer: what have you been up to in your break?
lando: a lot of lounging around with my girlfriend. read a few books too!
interviewer: anything good?
lando: iâm really into magical reality at the moment! that kind of itâs all normal till itâs not stuff, you know?
interviewer: any good recommendations?
lando: if you like that same genre, i recommend âthe right side of upsideâ by candor! itâs pretty recent, i finished it last week.]
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user he likes candor??? heâs so real for that
user KNEW I COULD TRUST HIM
user bad taste in women good taste in books
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user QUEEN DID YOU SEE LANDO RECOMMENDED IT
user CANDY HAS A MAN???
user love u forever ur so talented
user CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO NEXT. CANT BELIEVE WE HAVE TO WAIT NOW
musingsofcandor it might be sooner than you think ;)
user UM. candor is this a soft launch?????
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user OH MY GOD MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
user LANDO WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING IS SHE CUTE I FEEL LIKE SHES CUTE
user break up w ur gf and date candor when
musingsofcandor biscuit says he canât be held responsible for the outcomeđž
landonorris can i hold you responsible instead, candy?
user UHHHH WHATS GOING ON HERE
user i just know y/n is feeling THREATENED
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user LMAOOO U STARTED SWEATING HUH
user candor could steal ur man if she really wanted to
user GIRL YOUâRE SO OBVIOUS
landonorris yoursđ¤
user STOP LYINGGGG
ŕŠâŠâ§âË an exclusive interview with candor : entertainment weekly
interviewer: so candor! tell us how it really feels having the world at your feet!
candor: [laughing] honestly quite normal! itâs a blessing and a curse, really, not having my identity revealed. i get to live my life without those pressures, but i donât get to see anyone and thank them for reading!
interviewer: do you ever get the urge to approach someone reading one of your books?
candor: all the time! whenever i go browsing in book stores and see someone looking at or buying mine, i have such a temptation to scream THANK YOU at them!
interviewer: do you see a future in which you reveal your identity?
candor: maybe! there are a few of my fans who know who i am, those who attend the secret events and signings, but iâm very lucky that they all respect my privacy and havenât shared anything further. perhaps one day soon iâll finally let everyone in on the secret.
interviewer: and we canât talk to you and not bring up your cat â or rather, who your cat met the other dayâŚ?
candor: oh! iâm assuming you mean lando norris? yes! heâs a pretty good friend of mine, heâs been a big support over the last few years and we found some time in our schedules last week to meet up.
interviewer: so youâre a formula 1 fan?
candor: huge fan! iâm a big mclaren girl so lando and i met through their events!
interviewer: oh fantastic! see folks reading this, she really is just like us!
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user lmao posting before and after candorâs interview. girl ur not subtle.
user im so sorry but ur clearly so threatened itâs hilarious
user i donât get all the hate in here??? sheâs just in love n happy?
user shes a gold digger
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musingsofcandor told you it wouldnât be long𫧠âthomasin jeffe, the cat, and the diplomatâ will be with you next friday. a lot of love poured into this one over the past few years, i just couldnât wait any longer to give it to youđ¤
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user WHDHSJSJSJSJS
user OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
user THE EMAILLLLLđĽš
user candy omg where do you live that looks so pretty!!!!
musingsofcandor monaco !!
landonorris đ¤
user lando using the black heart and candor using the white⌠iâm sorry to his gf (not really) but theyâre meant to be
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user the best day of my life!!! thank you so much candor for being the absolute sweetest human and taking time to talk to each and every one of us! i cannot wait to read thomasin jeffe, the cat, and the diplomatđĽšđ¤
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user YOU MET HERRRRE???
user WHO IS SHE TELL TELL TELL
user candor asks us not to share her identity so iâm gonna respect that but LET ME TELL YOU I WAS SHOCKED
user i recognise her from just that inch of her face but i canât tell whERE FROM
musingsofcandor it was WONDERFUL to meet you! i hope you enjoy the storyđ¤
user wish people on twitter were as kind as this,,, thereâs photos of her going around :/
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f1wags the internet has been in PIECES after famous author candorâs recent book signing. photos have emerged of the popular anonymous author from the event, revealing her to be none other than LANDO NORRISâ GIRLFRIEND, Y/N! turns out, she has a job after allđ (pictures taken from y/nâs instagram!)
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user i⌠cannot believe this
user see. when yâall were hating on her you were secretly worshipping her
user @ everyone who was an arse to y/n⌠KARMA IS A BITCH!
user WHAT????
user HOLY SHIT LANDO HAS BEEN DATING MY FAV AUTHOR THIS WHOLE TIME????
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yourusername well. the secrets out. itâs been a long few years, but itâs nice to not have to hold it in any more.
both my accounts will remain active for separate purposes, but iâm excited to be able to introduce you to candor as she is in her whole truth â just like her name suggestsđ¤
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user ironically this is exactly how i picture marian elsie from thomasine jeffe looking. full fairy
user i am. so sorry. so so so sorry. i know nothing can ever compare for the things we said but i really am
yourusername thank you. no hard feelings on my endđ¤
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landonorris my candy. it may not have been how you intended, but iâm glad i get to show off how proud of you i am.
iâve watched you as both candor and y/n for a while now, and i love both versions of you entirely. i cannot wait to see what you do now you have the freedom to be whoever you want to.
and hey, pretty cool to be able to say iâm the inspiration behind some of your characters, huh?đ¤
ps. so glad i can finally share photos of mY CAT. even if he does hate me biscuit is MINE as well
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user love the clarification that the most important thing to lando is sharing photos of his catđđ
user MORE PICS OF BISCUIT PLEASE
user iâve always been in love with her i can say that confidently
user oh so youâre a successful fanboy
yourusername biscuit told me to tell u ur smelly for using him for likes
landonorris you literally said to me omg i can post about biscuit now YOU FEEL THE SAME DONT LIE
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user MOM AND DAD
user i canât believe this. my worlds are colliding
user I KNEW CAPTAIN ROURKE FELT FAMILIAR IN THE TALES OF PETER ROURKE
user i canât believe my fav ever love interest is based on landoâŚ.
landonorris i love you. thanks for immortalising međ¤
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a/n: hello hello! another one whilst i recover!
so this was based on an anon request and i have had so much fUN writing it!!!! whilst i donât normally do requests generally due to being overwhelmed easily, this one stood out to me as i Love books so i was inspired. to the anon who requested, i hope this is what you imaginedđ¤
in terms of further requests! whilst i canât promise iâll do them, if you have any pressing ideas you think would work with my style , do feel free to send them in ! i always love to hear your ideas (and any thoughts on my works!! please send feedback as well!!) and will try gradually to get through someđ¤
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fun fact pt2: yes her pseudonym is chosen bc i watched divergent last night
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ŕŠâŠ final island (smau) ŕŠâŠ
pairing : lando norris x reader
tw : fluff; suggestive, tiny tiny angst, jealousy love island coupling, mentions of other celebs as cast,
fc : Jung HoYeon
a/n : I REALLY HOPE YâALL LIKE THIS, THIS IS THE FINALE OF LOVE ISLAND
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loveislanduk AND THEY WERE DUNKED ! EP IS OUT NOW !
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user1 BAHAHA JUDE GETTING DUMPED IN WATER
user2 when yn was asked to name the most attractive guy in the island and she didnât even take a second to respond to landoâs name -
user3 the episode was just yn ignoring Jude for the 100th time
user4 shout out to Landoâs partner, she knows he is taken and is respectfully maintaining her distance
user5 Lando and her are so cute friends
user6 canât believe instead of grafting, the girl is giving tips on how to sneak to meet yn-
user7 JUDE CANT EVEN GET Y/NâS FAVOURITE COLOUR WHILE LANDO HAS LITERALLY MEMORISED âPantone 1617-TCX Burgundyâ
user8 canât believe the finale is here đ
user9 I DONT WANT THIS TO END
user10 just propose already lando


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loveislanduk MOVIE NIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL RECOUPLING
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user1 LANDO ASKED YN TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND
user2 WHILE SHE PAIRED WITH JUDE -
user3 now this is what I am paying my bills for
user4 SHE SAID YESSSS
user5 the look on the girls- they are all so happy for her
user6 judes sulking so much
user7 as he should !!
user8 but fr, the way jude has been cheating, thank God is was all shown in the video
user9 the girl talk on thong size-
user10 the embarrassed faces of the girls đ
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loveislanduk YN CHOSE LANDO !!
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user1 we are going to pretend it was a surprise?
user2 he literally asked her out
user3 the tears of joy of finally being together
user4 NO MORE JUDE
user5 the hug made me feel good lonely i am
user6 they make me believe reality shows aren't that bad
user7 i swear they are going to win
user8 as much as they might win, i think the other couple might win
user9 true, they didn't have much drama ( THANKS JUDE )
user10 well at least they are together!!!



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lando that 50k is going to the bachelor party
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user1 THEY WON
user2 I HAVE NEVER SEEN LANDO CRY SOO MUCH
user3 THEY WAY LANDO IMMEDIATELY Kept THE BALL, SAYING HE CHOSE YN OVER MONEY
charlesleclerc welcome to the paddock yn!!!
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user4 NEW WAG IN THE HOUSE !!!
user5 it was all over too soon
user6 LANDO PLEASE BUY SHIRTS
user7 yn, please buy him shirts
user8 I swear I have forgotten the last time I saw him with a shirt
user9 their height difference is cute, idk why people not talk about it
user10 YN IS TALLER THAN LANDO đ



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LET ME LOVE YOU ( ć˘ĺĽčŻčŻ´ ) they finally show you how badly they yearn for you with a kiss.



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LEE HEESEUNG
âSeriously, him?â A flat, disappointed voice pierced through the air, and you recognized it instantly. âYes, him.â With a deep breath, you turned around to face the man â it being none other than Lee Heessung, the embodiment of your personal nightmare, standing there with an unimpressed expression.
Heeseung's lips curled into a smug grin as he met your glare, fully aware that he was the only one who had the power to make you lose your cool.
âCâmon, princess, you know Iâm the perfect guy for you. You just have to accept itâ The tall man moved nearer, gently tucking a stray hair behind your ear. Your breath caught in your throat as an electric tension filled the room, leaving you aware of the closeness between you both.
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âAll you have to do is say yes and Iâll give you everything you wantâ Heeseungâs voice was laced with sultry, and you could hear the smirk on his face. Your heart was beating faster and your mind was full of hesitation â but his hot breath on your skin couldn't make you seem to care.
You breathed out a shaky âyes,â and Heeseungâs mind buzzed with the urge to kiss you. He cupped your chin, gently guiding you against the wall, and at that moment, his biggest fantasy came true as his lips pressed against yours.
His breathing was shaky as his hand slid down to your waist, his cold, long fingers grazing your skin, making you gasp at the sensation. Heeseung had never dreamed of anything more â you were the only thing he had ever yearned for. And now, he had your lips on his.
PARK JONGSEONG
âJay! Seriously, stop buying me so much stuff! You exclaimed, struggling to balance three bags of designer items. Jay, with an unbothered expression, seemed completely unfazed, making you even more frustrated.
âAn expensive girl deserves expensive things.â Jay smirked, ruffling his hair while leaning against the wall. You glared at him, your frustration only making him more amused.
âMoney wonât buy meâ You clenched your teeth, arms crossed tightly as the bags tumbled to the ground, the thud resonating through the air. âThen how do I get you, baby?â Jay moved nearer, gently grasping your hand in his.
You breathed in, your body tensing â a gulp the only sound coming out of your mouth. âDo I give her all my attention?â He did exactly that. âDo I treat her like a gem?â That too. âOr should I just tell her what I feel?â He hasnât quite done that.
Tension hung in the air as Jay leaned in closer, a smug grin on his lips. âI think Iâve figured it out,â he said, his eyes locked on yours. He pulled you in, kissing you slowly, and you melted into the moment, returning his kiss with the same amount of fervor he felt, the world around you fading away as you lost yourselves in each other.
Jay held your face in his hands as he pulled you closer, the kiss deepening as he felt his mind go insane from how badly he craved you and the fact that he could finally call himself yours.
SIM JAEYUN
âYouâre like a dumb puppy chasing me around everywhere, just bother some other girl!â You burst in anger, and you yelled at the man in front of you. But instantly, you felt a twig of guilt in your chest from your mean words.
You glanced up to apologize, but to your surprise, Jake was smirking at your outburst, appearing more amused than offended by your reaction. âI take pride in that, princessâ You frown at him and pout â why is he so stubborn?
âCanât you be sane for once and leave me alone?âFrustrated, you throw your arms up as Jake leans against the wall, staring down at you. His composed expression only fuels your anger more, walking up to him as you pull him by his shirt.
Jake's expression shifted to a more serious one, causing your heartbeat to quicken, an undeniable tension filling the air around you. âDo I look sane to you?â You gulped as Jake reached out gently, lifting your chin to ensure you met his gaze.
The room fell silent as you both stood still, gazing into each other's eyes. Jake gently brushed his thumb against your lips, causing your breath to hitch. Seeking permission, he looked deep into your eyes, making you hesitantly nod before he eagerly brought his lips to yours.
Jake's kiss was filled with desperation and longing, as if he'd waited for this moment forever. His mind chanted your name like a prayer while he held your hands loosely, then shifted your position, pinning them against the wall. He opened his eyes to look at you, and it was clear to anyone how intensely he desired you.
PARK SUNGHOON
âYouâre insufferableâ Sunghoon's lips curled into a flirty smirk as he flicked the lighter in his hand, igniting the tip of his cigarette, the soft flame brightening a slight orange glow on his face,
Sunghoon inhaled and puffed out the smoke, his expression completely unbothered by your nagging, which only fueled your frustration âI told you to stop smoking multiple times!â You took the cigarette from his lips and threw it to the ground.
Sunghoon sighed and met your glare. âYes, maâam,â he replied, tilting his head and tousling his hair. You couldnât help but scoff in disbelief at how unbothered he was at your scolding.
"I can't stand it, you know. It's causing you pain." You fold your arms, pouting in frustration as Sunghoon raises an amused brow. "So you actually care about me?" Your eyes widen, and you shake your head, trying to defend yourself and deny his assumptions knowing heâs right.
"Help me then" you blink in confusion. "How?" Sunghoon leans in, his gaze sultry as he fixates on your lips, causing your heart to race. âThis,â he murmurs, cupping your face with his hand before kissing you eagerly. Surprised, you hesitate for a moment but then find yourself kissing him back, caught in the intensity of the moment.
You shut your eyes as Sunghoon draws you nearer, his large hand tenderly stroking your hair. The lighter slips from his grip, hitting the ground â his desire palpable, evident in the way his kiss feels so desperate and needy.
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the one where the stranger you fake date turns out to be your childhood friend (m) Teaser
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Pairing: office manager!seungcheol x childhood friend!fem!reader Genre: romcom, smut, fluff, slight angst Teaser word count: 1.2k rating: R Summary: In a world where relationships mattered just as much as money or status did, Seungcheol found himself wrapped up with a person from twenty years ago. He didn't know how you remembered him, and frankly he didn't know how he remembered you, but the way you've reentered his life, like a gust of wind, he didn't think he'll ever forget you now.
The crowd of Seungcheolâs colleagues all started harmoniously greeting you, their eyes lighting up and genuine smiles forming for the first time since encountering their superior outside the office. You were quick to entertain them, never leaving Seungcheolâs side as his arm essentially became a leash, lugging the thirty-year-old man around like a purse dog, and being at the receiving end, he was too stunned to object.
âHi, you must work with this guy right here,â you grinned, nudging into Seungcheol with the crown of your head.
âHow do you know Mr. Choi, MissâŚâ Jihoon began to ask, curiosity radiating off of him as much as it did everyone else.
âWell,â you took Seungcheolâs hand out of his pocket, interlocking your fingers together, earning a bigger reaction than a simple thousand-yard stare from the office manager. âIâm Seungcheolâs girlfriend.â
Everyone involved in the conversation stared at you as if you had grown a second head and Seungcheol looked at you as if you had grown a third.
[âŚ] Itâs when he realized for once in his life he feared someone, and it was this smiley little creature that lied through their teeth as easily as they breathed.
âOkay looks like it's all good. Looks like we can finally be in business. What will be our first move, considering you are the first to have proposed the idea?â
âYes, well, that will be the office party the company is hosting. Usually, everyone is required to attend, and I've skipped many events like itââ
âAnd you want me to come with you to make you look good for your team?â
âNo, I want to make you an excuse so I donât have to go.â
You furrowed your brows. âThatâs counterproductive. Literally the opposite of what Iâm here for.â
âBut neither of us would have to go.â
Your fingers curled up into your palms, forming halfhearted fists before you unfurled them, trying to cherry-pick the right words to get through this tinmanâs head. âYou have to realize that simply having a girlfriend is not enough for people to like you. Itâs about talking you up, showing off your redeeming qualities. Getting people to understand Seungcheol the person, not Seungcheol the boss.â
âAre you proposing I have no redeeming qualities?â
âYou were trying to use me as an excuse to avoid going to a company party. What were you going to do with that time on your own?â
âThatâs none of your concern.â
âThis is exactly why you need my help, Cheol,â you reminded, feeling like youâre lecturing a cat about not scratching up the couch.
He gave a light grimace, âYou donât need to call me that childish abbreviation. I have a whole name.â
You leaned over from your seat, staring over at him wide eyes, fluttering your lashes and feigning a lovestruck grin. âI need to give you a nickname if weâre dating. What about Babe? Baby? Honey? Lover?â
âSeungcheol is just fine,â he answered, unaffected, not bothering to look past his laptop.
Your smile dropped in an exaggerated scowl as you pulled yourself back down, crossing your arms. âHow have your other girlfriends dealt with you?â
Seungcheol suddenly had nothing else to say, his eyes started darting everywhere but you, leaning back against the booth and preoccupying his mouth with his scalding hot vanilla latte.
Your eyes narrowed at him suspiciously as the silence persisted and the click-clacking of his keyboard, âSeungcheol, you have dated before, right?â
His eyes flitted back to you like a flickering flame before it went out, directing themselves back to his laptop, typing away at something at a more urgent pace, or looking as if he did.
âOh my god. You havenât.â
âSilence,â he finally said.
âYouâŚYou havenât been on a date with anyone? With a woman? Or even a man?â
He rolled his eyes, groaning under his breath. âDonât make a scene.â
âItâs nothing to be ashamed of,â you reassured, âof course, I'm just very surprisedâŚand confused. For 30 years of your life?â
âIt was never something I prioritized.â
âMiddle school. High school. College,â you began listing off.
âI went to an all boys school, and college does not leave much time for dating when youâre getting your Bachelorâs and Masterâs.â
You waved your hands bizarrely. âSo what? You worked your entire life?â
âYes.â
ââŚHmm.â
âWhat?â
Curiosity killed the cat, so the cat never came to know Seungcheol and apparently he never came to know the cat. âSo if youâve never been on a date, your intimate lifeâŚ?â
He raised his brow, and sighed, realizing he was doing that a lot today. He closed his laptop, placing his hands neatly in his lap. âThat goes without saying, but yes. I havenât been intimate with anyone.â
âRight,â you responded, processing the information in real time.
âAre we done here? Is this game of 101 questions over with?â
âJust one more.â
âWhat?â
âWhat are you so big for then?â
âTheyâre watchingâŚâ He sang, eyes glazing over off in the distance.
You slightly turned your head to watch his view, seeing a few of your friends off in the distance, coming from the beach or slightly in view from the poolside, that could easily catch you in whatever act you and Seungcheol looked like you were up to. However, at this point, everyone seemed to be in their own world, talking, laughing, minding their own businesses. You werenât sure if it mattered.
You snickered, resting your hands on his shoulders and readjusting your knees as they dug into the seat cushions. âYouâre gonna go this far?â
âYep. I have to look like a good boyfriend.â
You squinted at him suspiciously. âYou had a lot to drink, didnât you?â
âI donât know?â He mumbled dumbly, his dimple indented extra deep.
You shook your head in disbelief, dipping your head forward and momentarily colliding with his in a headbutt. You reacted as expected, rubbing your forehead at the slight ache you caused, but from the lack of tact of the receiver, your assumptions were true. âYou're so drunk right now.â
His hand rose to your hair, patting it down before finding your ear. As he thumbed over the curve of the helix, he could feel the heat bloom between his fingers. âYou look so pretty right now.â
âCheol,â you tried getting up, but he sat you back down, gripping you by your hips until they met his.
âStay,â he quietly pleaded, his eyes glistening under the moonlight staring back at you with utter need that you have no choice but just melt right back in his touch.
You couldnât believe the situation happening right now, and neither could your heart in your chest as it started beating at twice its usual rate. All you could focus on was his hands as they traveled up your body, skimming through the thin fabric of your shirt, following up your spine as he let out soft, ragged breaths.
You pressed the pads of your fingers a little deeper into the meat of his shoulders, âS-Seungcheolââ
âDo you know what will really convince them?â His voice is unrecognizable, deep and indulgent.
You made the ghost of a whimper as a finger travelled back down your body as you responded earnestly. âI donât think we have to do much more convincing. I think they believe us when we say weâre a couple.â
âBut you know what will really convince them though?â
You were scared to even ask, thinking a single word would burst this bubble you have no idea how you got caught in. âWhat?â you asked softly.
[OUT NOW]
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Natlan Boys as Fathers
i thought this would be a super cute idea to write !! ever since ororon showed up in the questline and how wholesome his character is, i wanted to write something w/ him and kinich!!
pairings: kinich x reader | ororon x reader (gender neutral)
đŚ Kinich
you were out with him while he was completing a commission.
bby wanted to take you with him bc you wanted to see the saurians and he knew how much you liked it when he swung around with you in his arms
eventually he came across the commission site, and the mother that he was supposed to capture had already passed on
obv he was disappointed since he wouldn't get commission money, but you were sad about something else.
KINICH!
what is it?
IT WAS A BABY SAURIAN :(((
more specifically, it was the baby of the mother who was already dead
devastated was an understatement to how you felt
the baby saurian seemed to cling to you for dear life, seemingly bawling in your grasp
...
look at them! the thing is practically glued onto Y/N for dear life! it's already imprinted on them!
kinich ignored ajaw and looked at you and the saurian, his usual blank expression showing hints of fondness.
he was completely fine with taking care of a saurian, but it wasn't going to be easy.
and he also didn't really want to end up taking care of it for you since he already had a lot going on in his life
you're going to ask me if we can keep it, aren't you?
mhm! look at it, kinich! isn't it cute?
hahaha! of course Y/N would be attached to some lowly crea-
kinich put ajaw into timeout.
ofc he'd let you keep the baby saurian since he saw how happy you looked with it
and he also couldn't resist your pleading gaze
love, you do know how much work taking care of a saurian is, right? you need to feed it, train it, make sure it has a place to sleep, and nurture it.
i know! i'll do all of it!
kinich knew you didn't know until reality settled in, but you'd do anything to keep it.
oh well, at least this was a good practice run when it came to parenting
kinich is such a great saurian dad
everyone knows this already, but he's a super caring guy underneath that blank face
even though he did find himself taking care of the little bby, he still enjoyed how much the saurian seemed to blend into both of your lives
ajaw would sometimes plot with the bby saurian about how to take kinich's body, but it was always met with one of you interrupting his bad influence
(if your bby is a yumkasaur) kinich would teach bby how to swing around and frequently takes it on commissions. he'd probably have your bby blast enemies with flamegranates from a tree since he doesn't want your bby to get hurt
(if your bby is a koholasaur) he'd regularly run cool baths for it to swim around in whenever he didn't have time to take it to the hot springs or rivers. led to a lot of father-baby bathtimes that r so wholesome!
(if your bby is a tepetlisaur) kinich would bring your bby to kachina to go digging together for cool gemstones. one day, kinich had come to pick up your bby since you were busy with your work and saw your bby with kachina splashing around in a whole wheelbarrow of gemstones.
đąOroron
oh my BABYYY
MY SWEET PRECIOUS BABY BOY
he loves his aphids, as everyone knows
one day, you end up bonding with a particular aphid that he looks after
he noticed it while he was out growing vegetables and doing maintenance on them
you were playing around with one of the aphids, who seemed to enjoy your head rubs and affection
honey? what are you doing?
oh, just playing around. this lil guy seems to like me a lot.
he couldn't help but huff from amusement, seeing the endearing sight of you playing around
i never thought i'd see the day when an aphid enjoyed someone's affection like that. it's almost acting like a dog.
really? the way he's acting, i thought this was completely normal...
not quite. i tend to give them space so i won't scare them off or defer them. but... it looks like he's fond of you.
ororon was so fascinated
and the funny part is, that aphid kept coming around to your shared home every single day
it was as if you two made a small companion friend, but it wormed its way into your hearts and somehow became like your son
ororon found himself preparing servings of food for the small aphid who dined with you all for every single meal. the little guy even threw fits when food was late
sometimes, the aphid would cuddle with you while you napped. ororon had plenty of photos on his kamera of it, and those are some of his favorite
you two even celebrated major holidays with your aphid, and the aphid went everywhere with you two
merry christmas, my love
merry christmas, ororon. and merry christmas, little one.
*holds out some berries*
oh! that's where they went! you stole them for a gift? for me?
*flies up and down*
he's becoming sentient, darling
so it seems...
to the night kingdom, to the colosseum, to the groceries, around natlan - everywhere
ororon managed to purchase some silk flowers to make fabric for the bby :(
when citali came by, she was so confused lol
lady was like "wtf is a bug doing at the dining table? and why is it eating off of its own plate???"
she was very concerned but then saw how tame it was and didn't feel the need to shoo it off
ororon is a great dad :( bby gives your aphid so much love and care
he's so wholesome too! sometimes when your aphid flies off, he gets a little concerned and worried since he knows how much you love him (and ngl, the aphid grew on him)
protect both of them at all costs
#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin fanfic#genshin x you#genshin x y/n#genshin ororon#kinich x you#kinich and ajaw#kinich genshin#kinich x reader#genshin natlan#genshin#natlan#ororon x reader#ororon x you#genshin x gn reader#genshin impact imagines#genshin scenarios#genshin impact scenarios#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact imagine#genshin impact fanart#kinich x y/n#k'uhul ajaw#genshin headcanons#genshin hcs#genshin hc#headcanons
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(yandere! hater x gn! streamer reader) (oh yeah we're expanding the streamer verse) (i had this idea for a while now actually, expect another streamer reader post sometime in the future)
ynsBIGGESThater: you suck đ¤Źđ¤Źđ¤Ź
hvynjin (MOD): how the hell do you keep coming back i literally banned you from the stream
handsomesquidward: mod get this nobody out of here he keeps disrupting my gooning sessions
guess you should introduce who this loser is huh... anyway! hi, your name is y/n and this right here is-
ynsBIGGESThater: stop making videos u r loser!!!!!
ynslefttoe: yn can u do my math homework for me
-your biggest hater apparently.
you don't even know where he popped up from. one day you were simply streaming with your weird ass fans. then suddenly BOOM, you got yourself your biggest hater. or whatever that means.
you've tried to ban him from your streams for being a nuisance. after all, he found the need to REALLY make himself known.
ynsBIGGESThater: all of u r losers!!! stop watching this streamer đ¤Źđ¤Źđ¤Ź
ynsfuturehusband: yn i love u will u maryr a broek man
ynsrighttoe: did ur ass get bigger đ¤¤
ynsBIGGESThater has just donated $6.90!
the thing is, he always seems to come back and you don't even know why. doesn't he hate you? why is he even giving you money if he hates you? what is he doing fighting with others in the chat?
you swear if you didn't know any better you'd have thought he was your biggest fan instead. i mean, he gets your attention by not acting like everyone else. perhaps that was his end goal? #notlikeotherboys
"haha... thank you for the donation yns biggest hater. would you like to request anything?"
ynsBIGGESThater: yes, STOP streaming.
hvynjin (MOD): thats it youre getting banned
hvynjin (MOD) has banned ynsBIGGESThater!
well, you'll wager that you get about five minutes of peace before he comes barging back into your stream. in any case, you don't really hav epeace to begin with. not with your weird viewers-
hotnrichfridgedoordaddy: Mod do you have any more exclusive pictures of my lovely darling? I'm interested in buying some.
hvynjin (MOD): yes, check the feedđ˛
you still don't understand why your fans like you so much. you're literally just some person! yet they've committed crimes in your name??
stalking, violence...
you're sure that this is actually some sort of cult. and you don't want to know how much they worship you.
"haha, um, yns biggest hater has been banned so let's go back to the game-"
ynsBIGGESThater: i am eating GOOD food without YOU. bet you can't eat this AMAZING food.
hvynjin (MOD): GET OUT
#suiana's sinners#yandere#tw yandere#yandere x reader#yandere drabbles#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#yandere concepts#yandere hater#yandere hater x reader#gn reader#yandere viewers#yandere viewers x reader#suiana rambling#suiana brainrotting
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Can you PLEASE write about being stans daughter!!!! I read about being ford's and now I need to know about having stan as your dad đЎđЎ
Love You Forever and Forever

Stanley Pines x child/teen!reader
Ἇ⿠stanley goes by his actual name instead of stanford
Ἇ⿠3,7k words oops
Ἇ⿠fem reader!
Ἇ⿠requests r still oppennn :3
Ἇ⿠book of bill website spoilers kinda? would u consider one of stans shame a spoil?
Ἇ⿠tw stans drinking alcohol is mentioned but in past tense!
Ἇ⿠mention of fords dad fic it makes sense when u read it
Stan wasnât typically someone who wanted kids. He would have occasional drifting thoughts about how heâd have stories to tell for days if he had a little kid of his own. Those thoughts didnât hold much meaning to them, they were just a little fantasy he would delve into whenever he had the chance. It seems like the universe heard his "calls" and being the reckless fool he is, he managed to get a woman he briefly fooled around with pregnant.Â
How did he find that out?Â
One day during the slow hours of the Mystery Shack, a knock was heard. Stan groaned, who could be knocking at his door? Shoving the newly counted dollar bills in his pocket, he grabbed his 8-ball-themed cane, in case he had to beat someone with it, and walked to the door. Pulling it open, there before him stood a beautiful woman. A moment of recognition sparked in his brain, but he was quickly blinded by her beauty and that feeling was instantly forgotten. The smell of her rich perfume filled Stanâs nostrils. Upon smelling the potent perfume, four words circled his brain. âPretty Babe Who Has Moneyâ
Leaning on his cane, he flashed a smug yellow-toothed smile at the woman. âWhatâs a beautiful woman like you doing this deep in the woods?âÂ
âThat wonât work on me a second time, Stanley Pines.â She growled, glaring at him so deeply he could feel her glare in his soul. Stanâs relaxed attitude was quick to dry up. âS-Second time? Do I know you?âÂ
âAs expected,â She mutters to herself, rolling her eyes. âIâm just going to cut to the chase here, Stan.â Shifting the baby that was settled on her hip, she cleared her throat. âI donât care that you stole money from me, thatâs fine. Whatever,â she says with a shrug. âBut as for karma, I give you back your baby.âÂ
The color drains from Stanâs face. âHah, baby?â Stan uncomfortably chuckled. He opened his mouth to question where the baby was when it was quite literally right in his face. His jaw goes slack at the sight of his supposed baby sleeping soundly on her shoulder. âLook, lady. You got the wrong guy!â He pushed the door, but before it could fully close the woman shoved her foot in between the door. âDonât do this to me, Stan. Or I will leave this baby on your porch and leave.â She threatens, kicking the door open with her heel. âTake the baby so weâre even.â
âI donât even know who you are. For all I know, you could be lying to me.â Stan said, closing his eyes and lifting his chin up in defiance.Â
âOh, thatâs rich coming from you.â She scoffed. âBarbara, Barabara Smith.âÂ
Thatâs when the dots started connecting for Stan. Memories of him and Barabara resurface in his mind. That's why he felt that twinge of familiarity when he saw her. âItâs all coming back to you now, huh?â She rested a hand on her hip, tapping her foot impatiently on the floor.Â
âBarbara!â Stan smiled awkwardly, finally remembering the woman who stood before him. âH-How have you been?â He uncomfortably laughed, trying to alleviate the tension that swallowed them whole. âOh, Iâm just swell.â Her eyes narrowed angrily at him.Â
âSo, about the babyâŚ!â He leaned towards her, pulling a roll of cash from his pocket. âWhy donât I pay you a few hundred bucks and you can take the baby, howâs about that?âÂ
âYouâre despicable, Stanley Pines.â She said with a deep scowl.Â
Shoving the baby to his chest, she slammed the door shut. A blubbering mess of words spilled out of Stan in shock. In a quick flash, he opened the door and stepped out onto the porch. The woman was already in her car and sliding her keys into the ignition. âAre you sure you donât want to keep the baby?â He yelled over the loud rumbling of her car, covering the baby's ear to block out the loud noises.Â
As she backed out of her parking spot, she rolled down her window and stuck a middle finger to Stan before driving off; leaving a cloud of dust behind her path. Stan sighed. What just happened?Â
Walking back into the shack defeated, he looked at the baby who awoke in his arms. âGuess you're stuck with me, kid.âÂ
ę¨ď¸ Having no knowledge of how to take care of a baby surely did make taking care of you hard. Unlike Ford, he doesnât spend countless hours researching and reading books about babies to gain at least some understanding. Instead, he faces the situation head-on with little to no insight on how to take care of you. âAlright, kid.â He says, slapping his hands together. âLetâs figure out a way to take care of you.â He stares at you sitting on the sofa chair for a minute or so, waiting for you to cry, laugh, or even let out a sound. Unfortunately for Stan, all you did was stare back at him with your big eyes. âAre you gonna do anythingâŚ?â He scratches his cheek. Moments go by and still nothing comes out of you. Stan is left stumped, completely and utterly stumped. But does this convince him to finally grab a book and actually do something that benefits him? Absolutely not! He instead forms a plan in his head. He leaves the living room and has you all by yourself for a second. You donât budge. All you did was stare thoughtlessly at the doorway where he left. Peeking his head into the living room, he saw your face brighten up. âHuh,â He says, surprised. He wasnât expecting that to work. Drawing his head back, out the corner of his eye, he saw your smile falter. Peeking his head back in, you smiled, laughing in joy. Needless to say, Stan was amused and continued this game of peekaboo with you until a herd of customers crowded the front porch.Â
ę¨ď¸ Feeding you wasnât too hard! He did consider feeding you brown beef, but after reading the ingredients that were on the can, he decided against it. What he chose to do was to feed you what he had for breakfast. He had eggs for breakfast? Then heâd make scrambled eggs and give them to you. He didnât have a high chair so he just sat you on the table and let you eat from his plate. He didnât mind that you made a mess with your food. He found it rather endearing. âGood food, kid?â Heâd ask you after every meal. âYah!â You gurgled out, mouth full of breakfast. âWoah, careful. Donât want you choking on your food.â At some point, during a quick run to the grocery store, he found some baby food and a high chair. He purchased them and when he arrived home, he couldnât stop blabbering to you. âI completely forgot they had baby food at the stores,â Stan said, smacking his head with the underside of his hand. âDid you know?â He looks over to you. You responded with a smile. âGood to know I wasnât the only crazy one here.â He walks over to you and picks you up, setting you down on the high chair. âDoes this make you feel fancy?â He grabs baby food and with the spoon that came with it, he scooped it up and fed it to you. Luckily for him, you werenât extremely picky on your food. Youâd eat just about anything he would hand you. âYou like my cooking better than this junk,â He would say after feeding you the baby food. âRight, kid?â
ę¨ď¸ He would be lying if he didnât find himself completely attached to you by the second day. He thought it couldnât get worse, but during work, when he was showcasing all these different fake monsters to the tourists; all he could think about was your little chubby face and your cute laugh. There would be times when heâd close the shack early, just so he could spend some time with you. âA little birdie told me that you were missing me.â He said, picking up from your crib. âIsnât that right, sweet pea?â He worked around this issue by implementing you in his museum of mysterious monsters. âBehold!â He pulled back the curtains, revealing you in a little sheep costume. âHalf human baby, half sheep!â The crowd aw's at your cuteness. âThe baby baaâs like a sheep when you throw money at her!âÂ
ę¨ď¸ Picking out clothes was something he prided himself in. He would deck you down in the cutest dress and purposefully stroll down the street with you in his arms for people to coo and aww at you and him. âYour daughter is so cute!â Someone would say and youâd be sleeping on his shoulder, rocking a cute bow on your head that he bought you. âOh, I know. She has my cuteness.â Stan proudly said. He meant that sentence with all of his soul. Yes, you do have his cuteness and if anyone else told him otherwise, he will argue back.Â
ę¨ď¸ Teaching you how to walk was one of the many prideful moments he had with you. Slightly crouched down, he held onto your little hands. You wobbled around, not accustomed to using your feet. âThis is gonna be trial and error, kid. But as long as youâre with me, itâs going to be easy peasy.â Taking a cautious step back, he watches as you lift your leg up. Stanâs lit up, your foot stomping down on the ground. âGood, good. Now your other foot.â With your other foot, you raised it up. Shifting from side to side, you let out a scared babble. âItâs okay, sweet pea. I got you. No need to worry.â He assured you. Hearing his soothing words motivated you to continue on. With a deep breath, you moved your foot forward and stomped down. Pure delight and joy drummed through Stanâs body as he scooped you up from the floor and carefully embraced you. âThatâs my girl!â he cheered happily.
ę¨ď¸ The first time you called him Dad was when he was watching TV and you were on your playmat, playing with all the toys Stan bought you. The TV displayed a daughter and father, and you took notice of how she kept calling him Dad. Connecting two and two, you flipped back and forth to Stan and the TV. For a few minutes you were humming out words and Stan would smile at you and call you a cutie. At some point, he figured out what you were trying to say and picked you up. Putting you on his lap, he looked at you expectantly, hanging on to every single noise and gurgle you made. âWhat are you trying to say, sweet pea?â Chewing on your fingers you finally managed to say Dad. âDada!â Stan is solid as a statue. Did you just call him Dad? He doesnât process it fully at first but when you decide to say it again, tears begin to well up in his eyes. âIâm not crying, pea. I just got some of your baby spit in my eye!â He gave you extra snacks that day, and maybe every other day after that.Â
ę¨ď¸ Your first birthday was one to remember, for him at least. Initially, he was going to invite the whole town over to celebrate such a big milestone, but he was rudely reminded of a memory when he tried to celebrate his own birthday and no one even bothered to show up. So he kept it between you and him. At first, he attempted to make your cake but when that ended in shambles he chose to go to the store and buy you a cake. Bringing you along, he buckled you into your car seat. Starting up his car, he started driving into the road. While driving Stan couldnât remember the last time he was so excited to do something. How long has it been since heâs felt pure joy in his life? Since he had company that was equally happy to be around him. He canât remember a life without you and that scares him, but just a quick glance at you calms his nerves and he feels at peace. He never knew how much of an effect youâd have on him. Stepping out of the car and into the supermarket, he searched. Pushing the cart that had you in it, he looked at you when he reached the cakes. âWhich one do you want, pumpkin?â With a back-and-forth conversation that had him do most of the talking, he decided on a small vanilla cake that had strawberry frosting slathered on it. He placed it inside the cart and continued strolling on. At some point, he picked up some balloons and candles. âShould I buy you a happy birthday banner?â He said as he put the packet inside the cart. After purchasing all of the birthday items, he left the store and drove home. Setting up the decorations for him was a blast. And soon enough, the whole kitchen was gorgeously decorated for your birthday. Placing you in the high chair, he gave you a tiny piece of cake. âHappy birthday, sweetie.â His party hat was drooping sideways along with yours. âThank you for showing me unconditional love.â He planted a kiss on your forehead.Â
ę¨ď¸ Years went by and suddenly Stan was crouching down on the floor, slipping your backpack on you for your first day of school. âYou ready for school, sweet pea?â Stan asked. You spun around, a small pout sprouting on your lips. âNo,â You kicked a rock that was on the floor, fear and anxiety crackling through your small body. âIâm scared.â You admitted. Your vision was blotted with tears, your heart breaking at the thought of being separated from your dad for such a long time. âIâm gonna be so far away from you.â You sniffled, hot tears streaming down your cheeks. âOh, come here.â A frown is so deeply etched on Stanâs face he worries that after this, heâd have a permanent frown on his face. Encasing you in a hug, he slowly ran his hand down your hair. âYouâre gonna be okay, pumpkin.â He pressed a kiss on your temple. âYouâre a Pines for Christ's sake, and we survive anything, donât we?â You pull away from the hug, wiping off your tears with your sleeve. âRemember that Iâll always be there for you, okay? No matter the distance.â His hand cusps your cheek and on instinct, you lean your hand into his palm. âMhm,â You sniffle, your hands wrapping around his finger. âAnd hey, if you donât like it there, you can fake being sick and Iâll pick you up, alright pumpkin?â The idea of faking an illness just so you could be back in the comforts of your home made the anxiety of going to school die down a bit. You had an escape plan! âWhen I get back from school can we rob people of their money?â A surprised laugh bellowed out of Stan. âSure, pumpkin. You can make me a sea monkey and make them believe we actually caught it, howâs that sound?â You nodded your head with a smile. And with that, he drove you to school. When he reached the school, saying goodbye to you tugged at his heartstrings. He couldnât bear to see you go. With a tearful hug and a kiss on the head, you were off. Stan cried on the way home. The whole day, he was so distressed he didn't even bother to open the shack. When he picked you up from school, he asked you about your day. "I don't like school."
ę¨ď¸ Stan could never say no to you, it was practically impossible to muster out the word. So when you asked to stay home from school because you werenât feeling well, he said yes with no hesitation. You want this doll you saw at the mall, of course! Everything you wanted, youâd get. And did it hurt Stanâs pocket from time to time, but after getting over the initial shock of how much he spent on you, your reaction to getting what you wanted was enough for Stan to look past that.Â
ę¨ď¸ Summerween was creeping and soon the houses were decorated with skeletons and zombies, melon lanterns littered the town at night and kids were rushing to the nearest costume store to snag a costume of their own. Originally, Stan spent his Summerween scaring children off one by one with a multitude of tricks up his sleeve. But ever since you implemented yourself in his life, he hasnât done that tradition in over 8 years. Instead, heâd dress up with you. You wanted to be Boo from Monsters Inc? Then heâd be Sully to match with you. Beauty from Beauty and the Beast? Then heâll be Beast. Photos of each costume were plastered on the billboard in his room. His favorite costume was when you were a baby, he dressed you up as Rapunzel and he was the tower. The compliments he received from that costume were insane. It was enough to fuel him into entering a costume competition and shockingly enough, he won!Â
ę¨ď¸ Snowball fights in the winter is an activity you and Stan can never pass up on. You could be innocently building a tiny little snowman when you feel a snowball hit your back and slide down your jacket. Looking behind you, you could see Stan whistling to himself as he pretended to occupy himself with the snow. When he clumped the snow together, he shot a glance over your way. What he wasnât expecting was to see you gone from your spot. His stomach drops, were you snatched by some rando in the woods when he wasnât looking? Dropping his snowball he called out your name. Each time you didnât respond, his heart sank more and more. âPumpkin? Answer me pleaââ A snowball pelted right into his face. Sputtering out in disbelief, he wiped his hand down his face. A burst of laughter came from you and you happily clapped your hands together. âDid I get you?â Stan rolls his eyes playfully and before you knew it, a snowball was being shot towards you. You tried running away but you were too slow. The snowball hit you straight on the back causing you to fall face first on snow. Popping your head up, you laugh loudly. âDad, thatâs so unfair.â He scooped you up, wiping the snow off your face with his mitten. âGet used to it, I play unfair, pumpkin.âÂ
ę¨ď¸ When Soos came along, it was a playdate every day at the Mystery Shack. He was just ten and you were eight, not too far apart in age, you and him got along fairly well. When Stan would be wasting his time away on the TV, heâd get a gut feeling something was amiss. All the time. And whenever heâd go looking for you and Soos, he would either find you and Soos taking apart some part of the house or making a mess of things. However, there would be times when he benefited from the mess. It was crazy enough that he was able to convince people that a monster had come into his house and wrecked the entire place. That gained him a few hundred bucks while it lasted.
ę¨ď¸ Soon enough, you were old enough to work alongside Stan and help him with tourists. Back then, you used to create the attraction by gluing taxidermy animals together. Now, you do both! You lead people around, show them a few tourist attractions, scam them with their money, and get away with it. On the side, you work together with Soos to create new abominations that keep more people coming into the shack. After a while, Wendy tagged along and the three of you ruled the shack, kinda. On slow days, you and Wendy chilled on the roof, drinking pit colas and sharing stories with each other. Sometimes Soos would join, but most of the time heâd be too busy fixing something that broke. âDude,â Wendy began, closing the magazine she was reading and setting it down on the table. âI sometimes like, completely forget that you're Stanâs daughter. Howâs that for you?â She asked, resting her chin on her palms. âEh,â You swiped the mop you had in hand back and forth. âItâs not so bad.â You said with a shrug. âItâs actually pretty fun.â Leaning on the mop, a memory from early childhood sparked in your memory. âYou know, back when I was like, what? one through three? Dad had me as a tourist attraction.â You say with a fond smile. âWhat! No way.â Wendy chuckled out. âWhat did he disguise you as?â You thought for a moment, tapping a finger on your chin. âI think a lamb?â Another laugh leaves Wendy. âNo way, thatâs actually so cute.âÂ
ę¨ď¸ âDad, do you ever wonder how different life would be if Mom never came over here to give me to you?â Stan, without hesitation, replies, âYeah. Sometimes I do.â Scratching his back, he locked the front door of the shack. You and Stan were currently closing up the shack for the night. âLike, what do you think about?â You ask, closing the blinds. âHow calmer my life would be.â You scoff, shoving him. âBe serious, Dad!â You huffed out, walking over to the kitchen with him following. âYou want me to be honest?â He plops himself on the couch that has his buttcheeks indented in them. âYeah, duh. Thatâs why Iâm asking.â You open the fridge and grab a pit cola. âHonestly, you were a gift in disguise.â He says. âWithout you, I donât know where Iâd be.â He scratches his chin, clearing his throat awkwardly. âIâd most likely be drinking myself to sleep.â You frowned. âYou donât mean that, do you?â Stan looks off to the side, heâs never admitted that to you before, or to anyone. âThatâs what I used to do before I met you, sweet pea.â Walking over to Stan, you wrap your arms around him. âWell, Iâm glad you opened the door that day.â You hold him closer. âMe too, Pumpkin, me too.â
i absolutely love writing dad fics for stan and ford ohmg
#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls#stanley pines x daughter! reader#stanley pines x reader#stanley pines#stan pines x reader#stan pines x daughter!reader#stan pines
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nat x reader with a combo of 2, 12, and 23? (nat directing those at reader)
This one đ¤ good one, good one. I enjoyed this hehe. Apologies for any errors Iâm road-tripping rn lol.
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A Student Is Only As Good As Her Teacher
Natalie x fem!r
Prompts: 2. âyouâve really never touched yourself?â 12. âdoes that feel good?â 23. âdo you want me to teach you how?â
Warnings for: pwp, 18+ only
Truth or Dare was truthfully not your favorite game, but you guys were having a team bonding party. It had started out at Jackieâs place, but once word had gotten out about the Friday night gathering it had quickly been moved to Lottieâs house so more and more people could pile in. The booze was flowing through your veins so you were honest when Misty asked you, âhave your parents ever walked in on you masterbating?â
You shook your head no, ânope,â with an exaggerated lip pop. âIâve never done it so itâd hard for anyone to walk in on me doing it.â You see all of the heads from the girls that had not been paying much attention previously whip to you. Suddenly your honesty feels like it was too honest, âI just, ya know, donât like know whatâs going on down there or whatever, really.â
Natalie scoffs at that, you look at her with your innocent eyes and she can tell youâre not lying. She suddenly feels a surge of emotion and feels bad, to make up for it she shrugs and says, ânah not everybody is super experienced, ya know? Itâs cool y/n. All good.â Natalie tips her drink back and swallows the last few warm sips, âI need a pee break, anyone wanna walk me? Y/n?â She stands and brushes off the non-existent dust from her pants.
You look around at the team before deciding that if you were picked as the designated bathroom buddy you better tag along. Giving Nat a smile you stand, âyeah Iâll come with you Nat.â
The two of you wade through the thick crowd of sweaty bodies and Nat reaches back for your hand so you stay close. She turns her head around to make sure youâre still there and you squeeze her hand. She pushes the masses and eventually you see the stairs come into view, confused you say, âNat I thought we were supposed to use the bathrooms down here?â
âItâs all good, Lot told me Iâm good to use hers. Come on,â she nods up the stairs. Youâve never been, itâs not that you and Lottie arenât close exactly but youâve always just hung out together as a group downstairs.
You give a reluctant smile, âokay.â As you trail up the stairs with your hands still intertwined, you smell what must be Natalieâs perfume or cologne, itâs a deep woodsy scent and you feel a sense of calm come over you about following her.
Lottieâs room is a sprawling display of her families wealth, it encapsulates her own personality but you can tell without the money she wouldnât own half of the things inside the room. And the bed is ginormous, you give a giggle as you sit down on the mattress and wait for Natalie to finish in the en-suite bathroom.
With the sound of the door opening you let your head back fall towards Natalieâs direction, done looking around Lottieâs room, âready to go back down?â
Natalie tucks her fingers into her jean pockets and hums as she digs around for something, âI was actually gonna ask if you wanted me to smoke you up, I have a few pre-rolls.â Her fingers find the prize and she whips out her plastic bag showing you, she looks so proud of her stash. âI just saw you smoke with Jack the other day and this is usually where I smoke so⌠since weâre here I might as well ask.â
You lean back on Lottieâs bed and rest your palms flat on the comforter. You probably shouldnât, you really were fucked up already. But Natâs weed is probably good and if you wanted to get closer to her this is your chance, the season is just starting and now you have an in. You nod and smile, âI would love to smoke with you Nat. Thank you.â
She claps and comes to sit next to you, she pushes her hair out of her face as she slips her shoes off of each foot. Sheâs adorable. âOkay so Lot just asks that we use the ash tray, which Iâll grabbbbb.â She tells you as she reaches for the tray on the side table. Natalie then flicks her gaze to you, admiring you it seems. You did feel cute tonight, but you werenât wearing anything crazy it was just supposed to be a team party. But your hair was lying nice and you smelled like your shower gel and your signature scent. It looked like Nat liked those things as well, you werenât sure if Nat liked girls but you were sure that she had at least kissed one or two from seeing it happen first hand. Needless to say you had a little crush on the girl that was sporting a dark eye look, baggy jeans and a white shirt. Her leather jacket had been discarded down stairs, but that was a crowd pleaser always. You both break the silence with a quick throat clear and Natalie reaches in her plastic sandwich bag to grab a beautiful little pre-roll. She takes her lighter and you watch the flame ignite and catch the leaves and paper on fire, it turns into a slow red pulse as the lighter flicks off. âHere, shits pretty strong.â Nat says, strained through a lung full of smoke after a deep inhale.
You focus and reach forward to take your turn, âthanks,â you mumble. As you inhale a slow smile spreads across Natâs face, confused you inhale and ask, âwhatâs up?â
âHave you really never touched yourself? I didnât mean to be a dick in front of everybody.â A hand brushes yours gently taking the lit joint back in its possession.
A warm heat creeps up your cheeks, this is just Nat. You look down at your lap and sit forward slightly. âUh no, I tried once or twice, but it made me feel like weird. And itâs all wet and like I literally had no idea what to do.â
Natalie gives you a soft giggle, âIâm sorry, Iâm sorry. I swear I am not laughing at you. Itâs just like no one knows what to do at first, you gotta fuck around and figure out what you like and start going from there ya know?â
You consider her words - watching as her lips wrap around the white cylindrical wrapping, you swallow and give her a little mhm. âI guess youâre right, itâs not that I donât get turned on or anything. I just feel like itâs out of my depth.â She exhales and you feel the smoke rush over your face.
âHere, your turn. Do you want me to teach you how?â The words slip out of her mouth like honey, her raspy voice sounds so sure. Your eyes track her, she leans down to lay on her side and she pushes your hand towards your mouth. âTake a hit.â You do. Breathe, sheâs just a girl. Sheâs just Natalie. Suddenly that idea sounds so intriguing. You release your lungs and exhale.
The head rush caused by your thoughts racing has you dizzy so you hand Nat back her weed, âyeah. Yeah I want you to show me.â Natalie bites her lip and falls flat on her back before taking a drag. Her feet are waving back and forth, sheâs just a girl too. Sheâs excited, no need to be nervous.
Nat offers you a turn and you decline, she stubs the end out on Lottieâs tray. âIâll save the rest for later. Do you wanna talk about this? Or do you trust me? Iâll take it so slow and only do what youâre comfortable with.â
You pull your legs up to your chest and wrap your arms around them tucking your chin in your arms, âum I donât know. I donât know how any of this works. But⌠I do trust you Nat. Do I have to be liked - naked?â Your last question is asked with an air of unease and she puts a hand on your knee and shakes her head.
âYou can be however you want, I just figured no pants would at least be more comfortable. Itâs up to you though I can work with whatever.â She is so sweet, sheâs gentle and her eyes are screaming please donât change your mind.
âUm no pants is probably good, maybe underwear at first though.â Nat nods.
âLean back, Iâll take them off for you. Relax.â She makes quick work of your button and your zipper, she looks up and makes eye contact before telling you to lift your hips so she can drag your pants down below your butt. You lift and your can feel her fingertips brushing skin as the pants leave your waist, Natalie is really about to touch your vagina. This is insane, she asked to do it!!! What is your life?! âCome here.â She tells you as she pulls your legs over hers and settles them behind her hips. The two of you are facing each other both sitting on the bed and your underwear clad self is sitting legs spread for her, youâre face to face with the pretty girl now. âAre you doing okay?â She asks as she runs her thumbs over your hips.
Mhm, the noise is weak. But your heart is pounding, youâre so fucking nervous. Maybe a kiss would calm your nerves, or maybe make it worse. Oh god. Fuck it. âCan I kiss you?â Makes it past your lips, you swallow while waiting for an answer.
A hand leaves your hip and makes its home on your cheek, her eyes bore into yours. âYou can kiss me whenever you want. You donât have to ask.â
âFuck.â
âYouâre cute.â Natalie giggles before pulling your lips to hers. Oh theyâre so soft. Youâve stared at them before, but your imagination is nothing like feeling them on yours. You can smell the scent of the weed from both of you, but itâs mixed with the smell of your mint chapstick. Nat keeps the kisses light, but itâs sending the signals in your brain haywire.
Your thighs go to clench and it only serves to pull Nat in more, her jeans rub slightly against your underwear and you gasp, âoh! Iâm sorry that was unexpected, I didnât know I was pulling you in that much.â You apologize.
Natalie closes the gap completely and presses you against her jeans giving you a good pressure down below. âThis is what weâre here for, itâs okay.â She gives you a soft smooch and asks, âcan I see your hand?â You nod and put your right hand in her left, âIâm gonna show you something that I like to do to myself okay. Itâll all be up top, just with your clit and we donât have to do anything else if youâre not comfortable with that.â
âAs good a place as any to start I suppose,â you replied. Nat takes your middle finger and sticks it in her mouth, your jaw drops and the feeling of her tongue wetting your finger. You didnât know fingertips could be so sensitive. You feel yourself clench around nothing. You let out a mmm. She releases your finger and twists your hand into a comfortable position to go into your underwear, then both of your hands make entrance into the fabric. Sheâs not looking down though, sheâs sure to make eye contact as she guides your finger to the sensitive bud. You feel her part your lips and then your middle fingers fingertip is placed solidly on your clit, with the spit on your finger itâs slippery and youâre not sure what to do now so you wait. Your eyes are searching her face for an answer.
âI like to make a sort of curling motion like up and down with my finger, your hand wonât move, just your finger. And keep your clit under your finger donât let it slip, okay? Now this is preference so if this isnât what you like I can show you something else.â She whispers, the two of you are so close together that you know she can smell your arousal and hope she doesnât mind, because you are extremely turned on. Suddenly she starts your finger in motion, her hand is still over yours and making the motions happen. You understand what she means though by the curling motion and shortly start going faster to chase that feeling, her hand stops helping but it doesnât leave your underwear. âDoes that feel good?â
Oh my fuck, hearing her ask that question while youâre masturbating in her lap is pushing you past the point of sanity. âYes, yes it feels so good. I donât wanna stop.â
âNo, no donât stop. Keep going, please.â As she says that she sneakily dips a finger down to your hole to prod and see if youâre wet. You are too preoccupied to notice what sheâs done until her hand exits the fabric and you see her own finger enter her mouth. âMmm, you taste so fucking good.â Your hips jump involuntarily.
âOh shit N-⌠oh shit that was hot.â You donât know what to do about this while situation. You almost said her name, is that too far? Sheâll have to deal with whatever happens. âCan I lay back? I canât hold myself up anymore my stomach is cramping.â
âYeah hun lay back, here let me help you.â She lays you down and gives your legs a gentle scratch as she runs her blunt nails down the naked length of them to make sure they stay around her hips. âKeep that rhythm on your clit, can I show you something else?â You nod, ready for another addition to your skills. Her finger pulls your underwear to the side and your hole is exposed, âwhen you fuck yourself itâll be a different angle, but this is still good.â She wets two of her fingers and slides them inside.
âOh Na- God! Holy fuck.â You clasp your hand over your mouth.
âYou donât know what youâre doing to me, say my name - please?â Natalie pleads to you. Her fingers spread inside you and then go in and out exploring your hole.
âNat, Natalie fuck me holy shit.â You went from touching yourself for her to taking her beautiful, gorgeous fingers. This is your best case scenario.
âLook at me, you feel so good. Youâre so tight and wet. Your warm, wet pussy is pulling my fingers in and swallowing my fingers. You were made for them, keep doing what I showed you hun. Donât look away from me though.â She talked you through the shock of fingers being inside you for the first time. Your hips start rocking and you do your best to maintain eye contact with her.
âNattie I think Iâm gonna cum already, Iâm so wound up. I canât hold it back. I think Iâm gonna cum! Please go harder.â You beg the girl inside your cunt.
âItâs okay hun, if you need to cum then you cum for me. Say my name while you cum and look at me.â Your head had dropped for a second, but shot back up the second she said look at me. Your stomach clenches so tight and you feel like your head rush is gonna kill you.
âNAT! Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. Nat fuck, fuck. Nattie oh my god.â She keeps pushing her fingers into your tight clenching cunt. It lengthens your orgasm and makes your legs shake.
âHey is y/n in here? OH MY GOD!â Jackie screams as she barges in and covers her eyes, ây/n what the hell are you doing?! Youâre supposed to be downstairs drinking with me. Oh god Iâm leaving.â She slams the door and footsteps are heard receding down the hallway.
Natalie extracts her fingers and stands before looking at you so apologetically and sheâs panicking as she says, âI didnât even think to lock the door. Fuck Iâm so sorry.â
You, breathless, lean up on your elbows, âsheâll get over it. Come show me how to say thank you.â
Natalie runs to lock the door and jumps back on the bedâŚ
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pairings: felix catton x fem reader
synopsis: you hate felix catton because of how snobby rich and stuck up he is and when your best friend Farleigh tells you to come to saltburn with him, you have no choice but to say yes.
warnings: mdni 18+, smut, public sex, smoking, degradation + praise (slut,whore, pretty girl, beautiful), riding, pussy eating (r receiving), unprotected sex, period sex, enemies to lovers kinder (one sided).
a/n: guys I feel like I rushed this but I was trying to get this done and out by tuesday latest, felix is the definition of girl dinner.
credits: @cafekitsune @roseschoices line dividers âĽ
Itâs late, way past midnight sat in the garden hearing the crickets and sounds of birds chirping as you light a cigarette, taking a long drag before pausing and exhaling into the bristly midnight air, sat in pyjama bottoms and a tank top you feel the inclement cold slivering up your fingertips, giving you a case of raymond syndrome.
Itâs quiet but peaceful laying against the green grass, taking in another drag from the narrow cylinder in between your lips, tasting the thick smog. You hear the sounds of heavy footsteps behind you, briefly turning over to see him before rolling your eyes and turning back to face the beautiful scenery in front.
Felix Catton. The owner of this beautiful home but it was safe to say you didnât feel the same way about him, you felt absolute hatred towards him, you didnât want to be here living it up with all the prissy rich people who loved to flash their money and talk about shit about people they wanted to but your best friend Farleigh begged you to come in his words it would be a âhell of a fucking experienceâ.
Was he irritable- yes but one thing you werenât going to deny was that he was attractive who in their right mind would disagree, his dark brunette hair complimented his memorising earthy brown eyes, his height would make any person crease and that fucking cheshire smile got you every time.
You feel his presence lingering behind you, almost scared to even approach as you sat in silence for a few seconds, you gently tap the ashes from your cigarette into the grass and you dump the remains into the pond. âWhat do you wantâ
You voice is low but threatening, not moving from the current position your in. The sounds of his voice being caught in his throat is evident as he tryâs to clear it with a soft cough, âFarley wanted to know where you wereâ
You scoff, turning around to meet his puppy doe eyes that seem to avoid your intimidating gaze. âSo why did Farley send you out to find meâ
âWell- I think we need to talkâ he replies, voice cracking but confident.
âAbout ?â your head tilts to the side, eyebrow raised you just wanting the conversation to end so that you could go back to the peaceful silence.
âDo you hate meâ the question catches you off guard, surprising you how forward Felix was about your loathing against him.
You sigh, cracking your neck and turning away from him watching the ripples from the pond spread out across the mass of the pond water. âWhatâs not to like about youâŚ.your an asshole, an ignorant rich boy who likes to laugh at those who are less fortunate than you and in general a massive slutâ
It was true, Felix was known for being the universityâs massive manwhore sleeping around with any girl that would throw themselves his direction, it not only disgusted you but it made you fucking jealous. In some twisted fucking way you wanted to be the one he would bend over and fuck the shit out of, hearing stories from your friends about how much of a good fuck he was made your distaste for him even stronger.
Heâs lost for words not saying anything for a moment, youâve think heâs finally got the hint and pissed off back into the house and you sigh in relief, laying back down on the floor but you hear his footsteps pace around you before stoping in front of you, blocking your view. âWhat the fuck are you-
Itâs quick and sudden, falling onto his knees and grabbing your thighs pulling you towards him. Your confused and baffled, feeling how dizzy you were from the rapid movements as he goes to pull off your shorts along with your underwear.
âFelix get off of me what the fuck are you do-
You felt how embarrassingly wet you were, feeling vulnerable under Felixs unreadable face.
He lowers his face towards your wet pussy, the warm gush of air making you shiver as he finally lets his tongue gently lay across your swollen clit. You gasp, head falling to the ground as Felix gently sucked and nibbled at your sensitive bud.
Your body feels like itâs on fire, the blood flowing throughout your veins, making the beats in your heart beat faster as you unconsciously moan out. He grins, letting you grind into his face feeling the cold sensation of his tongue jewellery, create a cooling sensation on your cunt.
Heâs slurping, lapping at your juices and letting out guttural moans, sending vibrations against your clit. He briefly looks up making eye contact with your starstruck eyes as he allows his thumb to gently circle around your bud.
Heâs sensual and voluptuous almost making out with your leaking cunt as you try to stay quiet muttering curse words and praises hand, tangled into his greasy hair. You felt painful cramping restricting around your stomach, trying to distract the pain with the pleasurable sensation you were experiencing.
Felix stops for a second coming back up to see his face covered in your juices mixed in with your blood, the feeling dawned on you that it was your period blood on his face and you felt your face heat up as the embarrassment began to bubble in your chest. His finger slides between your folds before slipping it into his mouth, your laid there in shock as you watch how he moans around his fingers.
As if normal he resumes, eating you out more ferociously than before. ây-your fucking insane Felix fuckkkkâ
He hums, letting his fingers rub your clit faster as you feel the intense feeling of an orgasm hit you before your slump on the ground, face flushed and mouth gaped open.
He comes back up with blood all over his face and a shit eating grin, âlooks like someoneâs lost for wordsâ
âFuck off Felixâ your grinding into his hand and he chuckles licking his lips clean, âSeems like someoneâs still desperate for my touch I thought you hated me princess â
âI do hate you the only good thing about you is your tongueâ you reply, going to stand up before he pushes you down.
âSince Iâm only good for my tongue letâs see how fucking cock drunk you get for me, maybe it will change that bratty attitudeâ he sets himself beside you, sliding off his briefs before revealing his girthy curved cock, his tip scarlet red and leaking precum.
âAre you going to sit on it or not because I can just go and you can use your fucking hand to get offâ your pissed but too aroused to fucking argue, climbing onto his lap and straddling over his tip before completely bottoming out on it. You both gasp slowly, feeling his hands go to grasp your ass before you begin to bounce on it.
You keep a set pace, grinding and vigorously bouncing on him, your hands wrapping around his neck. He invites you into a heated kiss, the taste of your period blood having a addicting sweet metallicy taste mixing in with your bitter tobacco taste.
The grunts and moans, emit from his chapped lips as he slaps your ass with a tight grip. âLook at you so eager to bounce on my fucking dick and Iâm the fucking slutâ you moan in response, your nails digging into his back leaving moon shaped crescents behind as you scratch and abuse his back.
Your panting feeling the fatigue hit you as he suddenly stops you, âTurn around and face the pondâ you stop, turning around as he slips himself back inside you, making you gasp once again. Heâs locked your arms with his hand and begins to bounce you on him making your head roll back into him, moaning feverishly the sounds of his harsh thrusts being heard from across the garden.
You feel his hand wrap around your neck pulling your head against his as he nibbles at your ear, âyou should see how fucking sexy you look from hereâŚ.soâŚ.fuckingâŚ.prettyâ he thrusts with every word so cock drunk for your brain to comprehend not caring if you could get caught fucking out in the open.
âI bet your wishing that someone would catch us out in the open as I fuck the shit out of youâ he mutters, feeling his bruised lips against your nape, leaving love bites all over marking you as his.
âoh my god fuck- felix Iâm going to comeâ you warn, your hands going to grip his thighs, feeling yourself clenching around his dick before you cum with a loud whimper, the warm feeling of his spunk releasing into you as he slows down his thrusts.
âFuck babe youâve made such a mess all over meâ your still panting, fatigue hitting you as your both sat in silence feeling his heart racing against your back.
You turn around meeting the brunettes gaze before speaking, âDonât get use to it, this is the last time Iâll ever do anything remotely sexually with you Cattonâ
âNotedâ
You raise a brow, dying for the burning question on your tongue to be answered, âWho told you i hated youâ
He smirks, âFarleighâŚ. he told me when he was going through his drunken rantâ
âIâm going to kill that boy when I see himâ
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max verstappen nswf alphabet (part 2) (minors DNI!)
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N = No (something they wouldnât do, turn offs) Max is not a fan of âconsensual sex.â You may have all sorts of emotions bubbling up inside you, and the easiest thing to do would be to throw yourself at each other in the heat of the evening, but that's not it. Verstappen definitely prefers to analyze everything first, talk, and only then think in the future about making love to you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Fortunately or unfortunately, Max tends to be the type who prefers âtakeâ in this subject. He can make you come several times by p in v, but he himself thinks he's not the best at going down on you. That's why he prefers it when you take the initiative and take care of him to the best of your ability. He loves to see you on your knees in front of him and your beautiful lips which he has only for himself.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Fast and rough. For Max, there is no other answer. Like him on the track, like him in bed. Especially when the race (by some miracle) did not go his way. Then you have the best sex. Of course, this is all within your limits and he never exceeds anything. But he loves to have you in his hands and do whatever you want and however he wants.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) There is no time for quickies. As funny as it doesn't sound, Max doesn't have time to fleetingly grab you and play around corners. For the rest, I don't think he's a big fan. He likes to have time, he likes how you are all for him and how he can show you physically what he shows you verbally when he is not next to you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Shucks, it's hard to tell. Max loves a challenge, but I wouldn't say he loves taking risks either. It depends on what kind of risk you mean. He certainly wouldn't take the risk that someone would see you - he values his, let alone your, privacy too much and tries to protect you as much as he can. Likewise with the risk of your pregnancy - he'd like to become a father, but you both think there's still time for that, especially since you're at the peak of your form and gaining great achievements, so the time for domestication will come yet.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He can do it as long as you let him. Because of this, you don't see each other often, or at least not as much as he would like. Therefore, when he has the opportunity, he goes all in. As long as you let him, Max will be happy to have you all to himself. And that you can have all of him.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Once in his life he bought you a vibrator because he saw advertisements everywhere and wanted to see you satisfy yourself with it. Was it as he wanted? He himself doesn't know, but the sight of you in front of him, taking care of yourself was definitely worth the money and the cunning plan. That's why he's not a contrarian, I wouldn't likely call him an enthusiast either - he just thinks it's a cool thing to diversify.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) It depends on his mood. Mostly you're the person who initiates something, especially between races when he's all rushed and his head flies off to the track. But sometimes he's in such a mood that he's happy to come to you and be super clingy, touching you and trying to make you feel good. And during sex he likes to prolong your orgasm, although you beg him to stop.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) It seems to me that Max is one of those things that aren't particularly loud, but he likes to let you know he's feeling good. Silent mutterings, your name repeated like a mantra, words of affection. Max likes to let you know that you make him feel the best in the world.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) In the past (before your relationship) Max had a disturbingly high interest in older women. Perhaps he also thought more than once about how nice it would be to have someone in the form of a sugar momma? He himself doesn't know where this came from with him, maybe it started when he found old records at his father's house?
X = X-ray (letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes) You probably didn't expect it, but Max is relatively large. Really, when it came to your first close-up, you couldn't believe what he was hiding under his clothes. You were even shocked and, without hiding it, afraid of what would happen once he was inside you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Max is poised. He doesn't need much and he doesn't need often. This is mostly due to the lifestyle he leads and has led long before you came along. The man is even unnaturally muted, but with your proven ways, you are able to seduce him in a second.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Max is a world champion. He is constantly on the go, has a lot of responsibilities, the whole world is literally on his head. Therefore, every moment when he can rest is precious to him. And rest with you? He couldn't have dreamed better. An intoxicating evening and then a whole night in the arms of the love of his life is something he could give up everything for. Therefore, answering - yes, he falls asleep quickly. Even too fast.
A/N: part one if anyone missed it!! AAND first part of Lando Norris series
please do not copy and translate my works! in case of any issues related to this - I invite you to discuss privately :)
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hi there, you did a james drabble some time ago with financially insecure reader and i'm just wondering if that's something you'd write again! maybe one where james is showering the r in gifts and they're just thinking "this is so expensive, you shouldn't be spending so much on me" and james comforts them? totally fine if you don't though, thank you anyway đ
Thanks for requesting <3
cw: reader is financially insecure
James Potter x fem!reader ⥠825 words
When you go to put on your shoes, yours arenât there. In their place is a lookalike pair, but whole and squeaky clean where yours are worn and dirty.Â
âJamie?â you call. Excitement and dread mixing up in your gut until theyâve become one thing.Â
âYeah?â Your boyfriendâs head pops out of the kitchen. His eyes fall to where youâre sitting on the floor, the new pair of shoes in front of you, and his smile breaks out like a sunrise. âOh, yeah. I got you something.âÂ
âTheyâre for me?â You hold the one shoe up in front of you like a foreign object, speechless.Â
James laughs. âWell, theyâre not likely to fit me. Yeah, angel, theyâre yours.âÂ
Something guilty twists in your gut. You take a breath. âThank you.âÂ
âItâs no big deal.âÂ
âIt is. And I appreciate it, butââÂ
âBut?âÂ
âBut I canât accept these.â You set the shoes back down on the floor, looking up at him remorsefully. âItâs too much.âÂ
âSweetheart,â James laughs. He leans his hip against the wall, giving you a fond look. âDonât be silly. You needed a new pair. Your old ones are torn to shreds.âÂ
âTheyâre not that bad,â you say embarrassedly.Â
âThereâs a rip in the side big enough to stick your entire foot out of.âÂ
âI know theyâre not perfect.â Your voice goes a tad sharp, and Jamesâ smile starts to slip as he realizes heâs the only one whoâs joking. âIâm going to get another pair eventually, but I just canât afford it right now.âÂ
âHey.â He lowers himself down onto his haunches next to you, voice and expression going extra gentle. âItâs okay. Now you donât need to worry about it, because you have them, right?âÂ
You suck on your bottom lip, feeling your expression pinch as you shake your head at him. He doesnât get it. How could he? James has never been in a position where he was forced to take and couldnât afford to give.Â
âI know youâre just trying to help,â you say, tempering your tone, âand I really do appreciate it, Jamie, but you give me so many gifts and IââÂ
âOkay, hold on.â He sets a hand on your knee, still with that indulgent look on his face. âThere havenât been that many.âÂ
You give him an exasperated look. Just last week it had been chocolates from the fancy shop downtown, and before that heâd gone back for a skirt youâd passed by because it was out of your price range. You know he hasnât forgotten.Â
âBut how many have I given you?âÂ
James blinks. âUm. You gave me that nice waffle iron for my birthday.âÂ
It sounds like a lame gift when he says it out loud, compared to all the things heâs gotten you since then, but youâd skimmed savings off the tops of your paychecks for three weeks to get him that. Your face is beginning to feel hot. Youâre not ashamed of how much you make, but itâs frustrating to think about how your boyfriend wonât ever be able to understand the way you think about money, why you get so stressed out about it, how youâre constantly worried it will run out.Â
âIt just makes me uncomfortable to take so many things from you when I canât give anything back,â you admit. âI know thatâs not why youâre doing it, but it makes me feel bad.âÂ
Jamesâ brows press close together. His hand smooths from your knee up your thigh, and you can see how hard heâs trying to understand. It makes you feel even worse.Â
âI donât want you to feel bad,â he says. âYou know I donât care if you get me things, right?âÂ
âI know,â you promise him. âItâs just, I care.â
He nods, a warm sort of concern in his expression. âThen what do you want to do, angel?âÂ
You take his hand from your leg, tracing the lines with your fingers. âMaybe we could keep gifts to birthdays and holidays?â you ask tentatively.Â
âHm. Yeah, I think I can manage that. Like Easter?âÂ
You smile down at his hand. Kiss one of his fingertips. âMaybe only the traditionally gift-giving holidays.âÂ
James sighs heavily, but itâs for show. âFine. Hey.â He closes his fingers around yours, and you look up to find him studying you with soft, kind eyes. âYou know Iâm not upset, right?âÂ
You drop your gaze again. âIâm just sorry Iâm not being more grateful. Theyâre really nice gifts.âÂ
âThanks, sweetheart,â he leans closer, touching his lips to yours sweetly, âbut I donât need you to be grateful. Iâm glad you told me how you felt. Itâs only fun if you enjoy them, yeah?â
âI do enjoy them,â you say. James smiles, bringing your hand to his face and kissing your palm.Â
âGood. Then keep the shoes, please? If you keep using those other ones through winter Iâm afraid your feet will fall off.âÂ
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a/n: part 2 of this fic, can be read on its own!
pairing: Rafe Cameron x reader
summary: the morning after getting drunk and trying to kiss your best friend the previous night
warnings: language, one sexual innuendo i think, mentions of getting drunk, being hangover and nausea (but no detailed descriptions)
wc: 1.5k
The sun shines directly into your eyes through the windows of your bedroom and forces you awake. Itâs almost painful. You get up to pull down the blinds to make the room dark and being in there bearable.Â
You fall back into bed and bury your face in the numerous pillows propped up against the headboard, regretting drinking last night. The headache and nausea are bad but youâve definitely experienced worse. Youâll live.
You reach for your phone which you usually place on the nightstand for the night, but it isnât there. Lifting your head from the pillows you squint in confusion. Thereâs a water bottle, an Advil pill and a piece of paper there instead.
Sitting up, you grab the note first. Rafeâs neat handwriting fills the sticky note.
Had to go home for a sec. Iâll come by later. Make that hangover your bitch. - R
Right, he stayed the night. You smile at that and place it back down on the nightstand before popping the Advil into your mouth and downing almost the entire bottle of water in one go.
Memories from the previous night slowly start flooding in. Best friendâs birthday party. Too much alcohol. Hot tub. Phone ruined by said hot tub. Rafe taking you home. Begging Rafe to kiss you.
Oh my God. You asked your best friend to kiss you while drunk. That is so embarrassing. Even though itâs exactly what youâve wanted for a while now. You werenât planning on spilling your feelings to him while drunk like this. How can you look him in the eye when he comes by later knowing that you tried to pursue him romantically last night?
The hangover is now battling with your nerves and itâs not a very good combination. In an attempt to feel like a human again, you get up from bed, brush your teeth, fix your hair as much as possible and remove the makeup from last night and finally change into something other than your pyjamas.
Even those little mundane tasks are a bit difficult as your head spun and pounded simultaneously. You lay back in your bed to catch your breath but drift off instead.
Rafe keeps his word and comes over sometime in the afternoon, after a trip to the nearest technology store and buying you a new phone just like he had promised.
âHey.â You feel a hand on your shoulder, shaking you gently to wake you up from your slumber.
âOh, hey.â You sit up and rub the sleep from your eyes.
Rafe is sitting on the edge of your bed and itâs giving you flashbacks from last night when you two were sitting just like this. But this time the air is different. Thereâs something unspoken between you two.
He gives you a once over before shoving a small box into your hands. Your eyes fall to your hands in your lap and see a brand new phone in them. Itâs the newer model of your previous one and you know for a fact itâs expensive.
âYou didnât.â Disbelief and shock are evident in your tone of voice.Â
âI told you I would.â He seems almost proud of himself.
You scoff. âAsshole. I canât accept this. Take it back.â You attempt to give it back to him but he pulls his hands away and holds them in the air, refusing to take it.
âNo. Itâs yours.â
âI donât want it,â you rebut but itâs no use. He refuses to take it back.
âYou need it.â
âI couldâve bought one with my own money. I donât want you spending so much on me. Itâs insane, Rafe.â
âI donât mind spending a little on you once in a while.â He shrugs like itâs nothing. Like this huge amount of money means nothing to him.
âA little? For fuckâs sake, Rafe, this is a thousand dollar phone! That is way too much.â Your voice is high pitched and desperate. You really canât accept this. Itâs too much. You feel bad for him spending such a sum on you.
âIs it? Donât really care.â
âOh my fucking God, youâre impossible!âÂ
He chuckles. âYou love me.â
âIâm about to whoop your fucking ass.â
âKinky.â He smirks and lays down on his side, body propped up by his forearm and elbow.
You stare at the phone between your hands and then him. You know he wonât budge. Once Rafe has set his mind to something itâs impossible to change it. You also know he wonât take the phone back out of spite. If you donât want something itââs exactly what heâll give you.
âThank you,â you say, finally giving up. Itâs impossible to convince him to take it back.
âYouâre welcome, sweetheart.â
Sweetheart. Your heart tightens at the nickname he uses. Itâs not abnormal for him to use nicknames like this for you, but today it feels immensely different.
âHave you eaten anything today?â he asks with a slightly worried tone.
You shake your head. âNo. Iâve been too nauseous all morning.â
At that he pulls his phone out of the pocket of his shorts, taps a few buttons and then hands it to you. âOrder something then.â
You look at him dumbfounded. âWhat?â
âFood, sweetheart. Order something. You need to eat,â he insists.
Your first thought is that itâs such a sweet gesture which shows your best friend really cares about you. The second one is that heâs about to spend even more money on you. And that you donât like.
âRafe.âÂ
He knows what this is about but refuses to let you argue in any way. âShut up and get what you want.âÂ
You zip your lips and scroll on the app on his phone, looking through the options the restaurants offer and choosing what looks and feels the most appetising at the moment. You decide on just fries and chicken nuggets. Your usual hangover food pick. They somehow taste even better than they normally do when youâre battling a killer headache.
âClassic,â he chuckles as you hand him his phone back and he takes a look at what you chose.
He picks something for himself too and then presses the order button and pays for both of your food.
As you wait for the food to arrive, he offers to help you set up your new, extremely expensive, phone. He scoots next to you on the bed, both of you now sitting beside each other, backs against the headboard and your sides together, touching each other. Your skin tingles where it touches his and the feeling is almost addictive.
He taps away on the screen, focused on getting all your data over to this new phone but you just look at him, taking him in. Heâs so into the task in front of him that he doesnât even notice your soft eyes on him. How you look at him with adoration in your eyes and a tightness in your chest.
The familiar urge to kiss him from last night resurfaces. Didnât he mention he wanted this too? Youâre not sure. What if you remember incorrectly? What if your memory is lying to you or making his promises from last night up?
But the need is so strong and your mind is just telling you to go for it. Is this a bad idea? Too late.
Your hand reaches out before you stop yourself, before you can think twice about your actions. You must be still drunk from last night because where is this sudden courage coming from?
You place your hand on his chin and gently turn his head to face you. His face is full of curiosity and confusion.
âIâm sorry,â you say, apologising in advance for your actions because you donât know what the aftermath of this will be. Leaning in, you place your lips on his which takes Rafe by surprise.
Heâs taken aback for a second and pulls away to look at you. Heâs searching your eyes for any hesitation or regret. When he doesnât find a shred of them there, he drops your new phone from his hands, disregarding it somewhere in the sheets and grabbing your face with both of his hands and reuniting your lips once again, kissing you desperately. Like he needs it to breathe. Like heâs hungry and has been starving for months.
Itâs feverish. Youâre both satisfying a craving youâve been trying to ignore for so long and all of those feelings are unleashed into that kiss.Â
âDonât ever fucking apologize for that again,â he says when you break apart to catch your breath. His forehead is resting against yours and itâs so intimate on so many levels you feel lightheaded.
You open your mouth, wholeheartedly intending to apologise again but he stops you in your tracks. A âshut upâ leaves his mouth before itâs on yours again, shutting you up very effectively.Â
âAss,â you mumble in between kisses.
âYou kiss me with that mouth?â He fakes shock at your words.
âShut up.â You roll your eyes and use his tactic to shut him up instead.
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