#i just love kakashi trying to relax lol

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❛ @paetal said . . . Iruka is offering Kakashi some homemade snacks for his birthday that aren't too sweet since he doesn't think that Kakashi is fond of a lot of sweets ( and his gift is snacks because he is sure the Hatake isn't eating enough either or maybe that's just the teachers worrying nature for others popping up ). ❝ Happy Birthday, Kakashi - san. ❞ ❜

𝙆𝘼𝙆𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄 𝙎𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙃𝙄𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁 𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿𝙉'𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝘼 𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙇𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙇 𝙏𝙊𝘿𝘼𝙔. today he would put his hokage duties aside and relax for once damn it. his clothes couldn't be more casual and most just passing wouldn't notice it was kakashi, current hokage sneaking his way out of his house to grab miso soup from his favorite place. but a familiar face catches his eye and it stops kakashi in his tracks. iruka appears confused, searching through the sea of people before spotting him. crap. guilt washes over him when he notes the box in his hand as he happily bounds over. a gift ? for him ? silently he eyes the gift before moving his gaze to iruka's smiling face. reaching out he takes the box, undoing the small bow and lifting the lid. snacks . . . there's even eggplant.

❛ iruka . . . thank you. had no clue you were such a cook. ❜ there's a pause as kakashi gently covers up the box and tucks it under his arm. this was supposed to be a day to himself, all alone . . . but now in iruka's presence he realizes he doesn't want to be alone, not completely. ❛ i was just going to get miso. want to come with . . . ? ❜ his tone is casual but clear nervousness is behind his gaze. it'd be so lame if he got rejected. but it's worth a shot.

kakashi bday asks . . . accepting.

[iambilliejeanok]

Hello! Let me just say that i adore the way your write!! It’s so amazing🥰 Can i request something (however you want to write it really) where the character wakes reader up to ask them if reader loves them?

That was a terrible explanation i’m so sorry lol

I’d love if it could be with Kakashi, Jiraiya and Madara 🥰🫶 (or any characters you want)

Thank you so much!🥹🫶🏾💗😘

No warnings, Purely fluff, a small itty tiny bit angst, but just a small little bit I promise.

🌸Kakashi🌸

Kakashi doesn’t often stay asleep throughout the night, having you beside him in the nighttime drastically reduces the amount of nightmares he has, but unfortunately, he still has those nights where he wakes up sweating, too shook to actually fall asleep again. This time around though, he has you to watch over, so he’s not shaken up for too long, holding your body close to his as he watches you sleep peacefully, the warmth of your weight against him and your steady breathing quickly relaxing him. All this and maybe a book in his hands is a great opportunity for him to spend some time alone. When you begin stirring in your sleep he freezes, trying his best to not wake you up, but even while you’re sleeping, you shift up the bed to hug him, nuzzling your face against his neck, inhaling his addictive scent. At this point he has completely forgotten about the nightmare that woke him up, genuinely grateful for your presence in his life.

He realizes that even though he’s lost too many dearly loved ones, today, in this moment, he has you and in this moment, even though you are asleep against him, you still manage to comfort him, drawing his attention to this very moment. His heart begins to beat faster, Kakashi biting his lip as he tries to push away th intrusive thoughts of maybe losing you too. He can’t help himself, panic motivating his next action, slowly nodding your arm with his hand, his heart beating faster when you don’t wake up. He can’t fight the paranoia sometimes, now attempting to sit upright to try and disturb hour sleep, hoping you’d wake up. “Baby”, he calls, “Hey…Y/n, baby…wake up please”, he softly calls, finally able to release the breath he held in waiting for you to respond. Tonight is a difficult night for him, but he seemed to forget that you’re here, and that you will always be here, you’ll never leave his side. “Mmhmm?”, you sleepily respond, drifting in between reality and your dreams, hearing someone call your name. “Baby, wake up please”, he calls again, hope filling his heart when he sees your eyes finally open. “Y/n. Baby…are you awake? I’m sorry, wake up please”, he says, waiting for you to get up. “Hey babe, what’s up?”, you ask confused, trying to shake away the sleep. “Hey, is everything okay?’, you ask, rubbing your eyes while giving him a few pecks against his neck and cheek. He already feels silly for worrying so much. “Uhm”, he says, clearing thought, worried that you’d be annoyed for being woken up unnecessarily. “I’m sorry for disturbing your sleep, I’ll make it up to you i promise”, he hurriedly says and you can hear him swallow, finally noticing the dampness of his shirt, quickly sobering up at the realization that he could’ve had another nightmare.

“Kashi, its okay”, you say lovingly, cupping his cheek in the palm for your warm hand. “It’s always okay, are you okay? Did you have another nightmare?’, you worriedly ask, sitting up on your knees to straddle his lap. Feeling a little guilty for even thinking if asking you this, he looks down in shame, and you can feel his face drop in your palm. Gently lifting his head up you place the softest kiss he’s ever share with you yet on his lips, and you feel something wet against your thumb. “Oh sweetheart, what’s the matter?”, you ask after noticing the tear that fell down his cheek. “I was just scared”, he admits, failing to drop his head low again since you held his face firm in the palms of your hands. “What is it love? Another nightmare?”, and Kakashi slowly nods. You gasp, your hand reaching the back of his head to pull him into you, holding him close, wrapping you arms around him. surrounded by your scent, he feels so safe, is voice shaky as he asks the next question. “You still love me?, a small chuckle leaving his lips to mask his feelings. But you knew him like the back of your hand, holding him tighter. “I’ve loved you for as long as I’ve known you, and I’ll continue to love you no matter what”, you say, separating yourself from him to palm his cheeks again, “Kakashi, you’re the love of my life, you don’t ever have to doubt that okay?”. Placing another soft kiss against his lips, you feel him squeeze you tighter. “I promise I’ll never leave you, ever”. Kakashi wonders why he entertained any of those intrusive thoughts to begin with, of course you love him. “I love you so much”, he says, his words muffled against your neck, but you hear his word loud and clearly, the two of you embracing one another until you feel Kakashi doze off in your arms. The cutest big baby.

🌸Jiraiya🌸

Jiraiya constantly wonders how on earth a man like him was gifted with such a kind hearted, loving partner. A pervert who didn’t even think it capable of loving one person, but here he is, holding on to the love of his life, your hand loosely wrapped around a few of his fingers, Jiraiya smiling at just how precious you arm. Needing to use the bathroom, he ever so carefully creeps out of bed, but no, its not to cheat this time, no not with you, he left that life behind, its just to use the bathroom, the intense urge to be back in bed beside you exciting him so much it kind of scared him. After using the toilet, he stood in front of the mirror, staring at his reflection. A strong sense of shame washed over him, thoughts of unworthiness saddening him once again. How exactly is he supposed to deal with all this love? A love so graceful he wondered if he truly deserved it.

How can she love you, you womanizing son of a b—, “No, she does love me…”, he spoke aloud, refusing to let any negative thoughts occupy his head any further. “And I’m not a womanizer.”, he added, looking down in shame, trying to convince himself he was right. No matter how hard he tried to fight himself, he just couldn’t stop. No one ever bothered loving him, i mean how could they when he was always onto the next, but maybe change is true. Man can change, he reminded himself, his eyes shut to try and center himself. But the more he tried to block it out the more doubtful he became. Was someone pranking him? All those of years of playing with peoples hearts had to have finally come to bite him in the butt right?

He couldn’t hold back any longer, he needed answers. Why?, Why does he deserve a chance at love, especially with someone like you. He desperately needed to know, turning off the bathroom light to make his way to your shared bed. Uncertainty eating him from the inside out, he decided to gently wake you up, his large frame spooning you from the front, placing gentle kisses on your face as he called your name. “Princess, wake up, wake up”. He is so nervous, the sound of his rapidly beating heart loud in in his, so loud he can no longer handle it, he just needs you to tell him. “Y/n, cmon, wake up”, which you finally do, not sure if you just heard Jiraiya whining in your ear or if you were dreaming…the latter making more sense, until you hear him open his mouth again. “So…you’re awake now?”, he impatiently asks, still gently nudging your arm. “Yes baba, I’m awake, are you okay?”, you yawn, stretching out a little before you scoot closer to him, happy to feel his warmth surround you once again. “Baby, I’m okay yes. Uh…are you?”, “Mmhmm?”, is all you say, burying your head in his chest to find some sleep agin, and just when you fly yourself drifting off again, he finally asks, “Do you really love me?”, his voice so low he wonders if you actually heard him, but you certainly did, smiling to yourself before wrapping a arm around him, placing small kisses against his neck. “Nothing matters to me more than you Jiraiya, I love you so much baba!”, your words soft and genuine, Jiraiya’s denial subsiding, gently squeezing you and placing kisses on your forehead. “Will you always love me?”, he asks, a small chuckle leaving your mouth over how whiny he came across, so out of character. “I don’t ever want to stop, loving you everyday makes me so happy” and with that Jiraiya could go on another day confident that he is loved.

🌸Madara🌸

Honestly, Madara just wants attention, he’s such an attention seeker that he’s willing to disturb your sleep if he’s bored enough, or sometimes just because its fun. I mean, he knows you love him, if anything he’d be confused if you didn’t, after all, he genuinely believes he’s the whole package and that you’re truly lucky to have him, but even so, there might be a teeny tiny bit of doubt in his heart sometimes. He will wake you up anyway, just because he can, its something you do too when you want cuddles, so he wants to have his turn tonight.

“Hey sweetheart”, he softly calls, rubbing your back as you lay on top of him. “Princess, its time to wake up”, he says, placing his hands on your underarms to effortlessly lift you up, your upper body dangling above him while he gently shakes you like a baby, which does the trick, your body jerking as you wake up from the feeling of falling, your arms flaying everywhere when you opened your eyes and realized you were not laying on anything. “Relax babe!”, Madara chuckles, gently lowering you to lay on top of him again. You immediately sit up on your elbows, your arms on each side of him as your stare him down, easily finding his blood red irises in the darkness of your room. “Babyyy that’s not funny!”, you whine, your husband still laughing at you, his pupils still spinning, recording the entire thing. “Heey”, you softly yell, biting your lips to try and hold yourself back from laughing, but his laugh was so contagious you just couldn’t, annoyed that you couldn’t be serious about this. “Babbbyyy!”, you giggle, lightly slapping his chest, his large hand cupping your cheek, as he slightly lifts himself up to plant a kiss against your lips. “I’m sorry princess, I didn’t mean to startle you like that”, his voice calm and deep, so soothing you felt like you could forgive him, leaning forward for another soft kiss, your lips simply pressing against his before parting. You could kiss him like that forever. “Why are you awake? And why did you wake me up?”, you question, your eyes almost closing as his hand now moved to the back of your head, massaging your scalp as you spoke. “I just wanted to know something”, he says, delaying the reason, making you impatiently whine, “Uh uh, i wont tell you why I woke you up if you whine like that”, he teases, “okay then goodnight”, you respond, laying down on his chest. “Okay okay wait”, he huffs, annoyed that you won.

“I, just wanted to ask if you love me?”, he asks, manipulating his voice to sound all innocent and cute, making you roll your eyes as you giggle. “I should be asking you that since you woke me up like that baby, but how can i not love my attention seeking little baby’, you tease, planting small kisses on is lips, making him smile. “Hey I’m not an attention seeker”, he says, lightly smacking you butt, a giggle escaping you lips. “Says the guy who woke me up to ask if i love him, even though I told you I love you a million times before we went to bed”, you yawn, snuggling into him once again, Madara lifting the blankets up to cover you. “Whatever princess, I love you okay?’, he says, wrapping his arms around you, smiling at your response and you quickly dosed off. “I love you so much”

@aiyaaayei 💗🫧

[9thgateofgay]

Gravitational Pull

Short and sweet little kakagai blurb I wrote a couple months ago, back when I was first getting into the ship and wasn't feeling confident enough to contribute to the tag yet, lol. It's a bit unpolished and probably borders on purple-prose but HEY I had fun and that's what matters

Gai's the mighty waves of the ocean, churning with passion. Kakashi is the moon, and Kakashi recognizes this.

Writing under the cut!

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Gai’s the mighty waves of the ocean. 

Powerful and intense, churning with passion like a raging tsunami; calm and serene when he needs to be, like a relaxing, warm afternoon on the beach; can mould and shape rock into capable shinobi, like tides carving boulders over centuries.

And yet, it’s not done alone– the mighty ocean can’t ebb and flow without aid. Can’t rise and fall on the shores without the moon. Pushed and pulled by the moon’s gravitational pull, fully motivated by the moon’s movements around the earth and its intense draw.

Kakashi is the moon, and Kakashi recognizes this; he understands he has a certain allure to him, like a full moon does on a starry, cloudless, cool night. He understands he’s mysterious and attracts many towards him– friend and enemy alike. He has his secrets, and he has his scars, like the moon has its craters. 

And like the moon, far, far away in isolated, quiet, vast space, Kakashi thought he was enough on his own. He thought he was all he needed. He thought being alone was for the better. Untouchable. Unreachable, because if he distanced himself, anybody who tried would freeze and perish in the cold abyss of space in their desperate attempts. Surely, surely being out of reach will deter anyone from getting too close. Surely he’d thrive in isolation.

But in reality, he learns, the moon doesn’t stay stagnant in space, nor does it travel in a linear path– the Earth pulls it in. Keeps it in orbit, in a path, in a routine, keeps it from straying too far away.

Full moons are brilliant; new moons try to escape the naked eye, try to disappear; they try to run from their burdens, their pasts. 

And yet, the Earth loves the moon’s many phases anyway, yearns to study its beauty, has a special appreciation for and understanding of each of its phases, from full to waning, to new, then back to waxing, then full again. 

Gai is Kakashi's Earth.

Gai is there every step of the way. On the good days, on the mediocre days, on the horrid days where everything becomes too much.

Gai keeps Kakashi on his path– keeps him balanced and in orbit, like the Earth to the moon. Pulls him in tight when Kakashi feels like straying and hiding away. 

Kakashi reveals this to Gai one day.

Gai, of course, ever competitive against his rival, insists that if he himself is the Earth, then surely Kakashi must be the sun, rather than the moon– surely Kakashi’s the sun, the sole object providing the Earth its warmth and life!

(This, of course, is insisted upon by Gai through fountains of joyous tears.)

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Not the angst I teased earlier, but that's just because I'm too tired and my brain is too fried to come up with anything new LOL so have this cheesy, dramatic nonsense instead <3

[depressedhatakekakashi]

How To Make Mochi: An Introductory Guide by Hatake Sakumo

Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Maito Gai, Hatake Sakumo

Words: 4879

For the Naruto Calendar by @naruto-calendar I was lucky enough to work with the amazing @animetrashmuffin who blew this task out of the water and left me scrambling to catch up, but I think I managed pretty well lol

Gai stood in front of him, proud and stubborn, one hand stretched out towards him and a finger pointing directly at his nose.

“If you’re not here for a challenge,” he narrowed his eyes, still refusing to believe that Kakashi didn’t want to participate in a challenge even though they had just finished their day at the academy, “then why are you here?”

Stamping down the urge to respond with his usual sass, Kakashi held up a flyer for the Tsukimi festival. “My father told me I could invite a… friend,” he explained, a little embarrassed to be admitting that he considered the overly energetic nuisance his friend. “The Tsukimi festival is tomorrow, and we have a really good spot at our house to view the moon from.”

Gai’s hand dropped to his side and his eyes bugged right out of his head. “You want me to go with you?” he asked. “As your friend?”

Turning his head away, Kakashi huffed. “Only if you want,” he grumbled under his breath. “We’re going to be making mochi and tsukimi dango at our place before the festival and I thought you might like to be there.”

His father made the best mochi for the Tsukimi festival. It was the only time he turned down missions, ensuring he had the time to sit down and make the savoury sweet with his son.

There was also the fact that the festival was guaranteed to have games that they could try out. Maybe, if Gai didn’t get on his nerves, he would agree to a competition involving one of those games.

Just one game, as a treat.

“Rival, I—”

“Just say yes or no,” Kakashi insisted. “You don’t have to come. I just thought you might enjoy it.”

Lunging forward, Gai wrapped his arms around Kakashi’s neck. “Yes!” he shouted right beside Kakashi’s ear, earning himself a hand shoving up against his face to push him away. “I would love to spend the day with you and your father, Rival!”

“Great.” Kakashi just had to remind himself that it could be worse. While Gai was over the top and a little painful on the ears, at least he was friendly. If he’d wanted to invite someone who would give him a real headache, he would have asked Obito.

A knock came on the door at precisely nine am, Gai’s cheerful voice chattering away behind the screen as Kakashi made his way from the kitchen.

“A whole day, Papa!” He cheered excitedly, causing Kakashi to roll his eyes. “And we can still meet tonight to see the moon together.”

Dai’s laughter rang in his ears. Just as loud as Gai’s, but with a bit of a deeper tone. It was a bit of a more relaxing sound if Kakashi was being honest. Almost like his own father’s laugh.

“Just focus on enjoying your day,” Dai spoke to his son softly. “Whether I see you tonight or tomorrow doesn’t matter as long as you’re having fun with your friend.”

Stopping directly in front of the door, Kakashi reached out and gently slid it open. Long, silver strands of hair fell in front of his left eye as he stared at the pair standing at his front door.

“You’re on time,” he noted.

Gai beamed. “I’m always on time.”

“Mmm.” Turning his attention to Gai’s papa, he tilted his head. “Father says you can join if you want.”

“I—oh!” Dai’s eyes lit up with excitement. “That is very sweet and I would love to, but I’m afraid I have a few missions to do today.” Patting his son on the shoulder, he stretched out a hand and gave Kakashi a thumbs up. “I will be sure to finish before the moon viewing tonight, though.”

“We’re going to view it from the backyard here.” Kakashi pointed towards the back of the house. “It has one of the best views in all of Konoha.”

“I’ll be here.” With that promise made, Dai glanced back down at Gai. “Have a good time, son. I’ll be expecting stories when we see each other again.”

Gai threw his hands up into the air. “I’ll have all of the stories for you!” he proclaimed. “And the day will be wonderful, right, Rival?”

He turned his eyes to Kakashi, excitement radiating off of him so strong that Kakashi was certain he was going to be overwhelmed by it.

“Sure,” he dismissed his friend with a bored tone. “Come on. Father already prepared everything.”

Beckoning Gai further into the house, Kakashi turned around and led him through the living room straight to the kitchen where his father was waiting for them. As soon as they stepped past the threshold into the kitchen they were both struck by a sweet aroma.

“What is that?” Gai asked as he lifted his nose a little higher into the air and sniffed. “It smells good.”

“Mochi filling,” Sakumo spoke up from his spot at the kitchen table, plates of ingredients set out all around him. “It’s a surprisingly sweet smell for what it is. The house will be smelling like it for the next week most likely.”

Rushing forward, Gai claimed one of the seats that Kakashi had set up beside his father, leaving the one directly beside his dad open for Kakashi to take. “Won’t the smell go away after a few hours?” he asked, inching in close for a good view while his father finished setting up.

“For most people, yes.” His father smiled Kakashi’s way. “A fun fact you might not know about our family though: we have quite an impressive sense of smell.”

Gai’s eyes shone with an expression of awe. “Really?”

“Mmhmm,” Sakumo confirmed. “For generations, the Hatake sense of smell has been getting stronger. There hasn’t been much research into it, though Tsunade once commented on it being because of how much time we spend with the hounds.”

Sliding into the chair between them, Kakashi groaned when Gai leaned a little too much into his space. “Is that true, Rival?” Gai asked. “Is your sense of smell really that strong?”

“Strong enough to smell the dango on your breath.”

“Kakashi,” his father bumped his elbow against his shoulder gently, “be nice.”

“I am being nice,” he argued. “It’s just a statement of fact. I can smell the dango on his breath.”

Honesty was rewarded with a disbelieving stare, but Kakashi didn’t allow it to bother him. It wasn’t his fault that his father thought everything he said was dripping with sarcasm and annoyance. That was just a result of his tone of voice. Something he couldn’t and didn’t want to change.

“I thought we were here to make mochi?” he commented, wishing to return to the task at hand rather than his inability to sound nice and cheerful like his father wanted. “Let’s focus on that instead.”

Silence enveloped the room for just a second. Just long enough for Kakashi to realize that neither his father nor Gai was saying anything. Before Kakashi could get used to the sweet sound of silence, though, it was shattered by the sound of laughter. Gai’s boisterous laughter mixed with his father’s more subtle chuckling. Two very different sounds that blended perfectly. At least, it sounded perfect to Kakashi’s ears.

“Kakashi,” his father attempted to cover his laughter with a hand, but it did little to silence the sound, “I’m sorry. I—”

“You’re so serious, Rival.” Gai was laughing so hard that he almost fell backwards off of his chair, only being saved from crashing when Kakashi reached out and grabbed his arm to support him.

“Serious?” He wouldn’t admit it out loud, but he was confused.

Were the two of them laughing at him because he wanted to keep making mochi? Was his insistence on continuing what they had planned to do so hilarious to them?

“Sorry.” His dad’s laughter settled into a chuckle. “You’re just so cute when you get like that.”

“When I get like what?” he asked, ignoring the fact that his father had just referred to him as ‘cute’ in front of his friend.

“Well…” His father paused to think. “Sometimes when you speak it’s very…blunt.”

His eyes narrowed. “Am I supposed to lie?”

“No, that’s not what I’m trying to say,” Sakumo chuckled. “It’s just that not everyone understands.”

“That sounds like a problem for them, not me.”

The two of them threw their heads back, their laughter ringing out even louder than before. Finally having enough of it, he reached towards his father and flicked him square in the forehead.

“Ow.” A hand came up and rubbed the offending area. “What was that for?”

“Making fun of me.”

“I wasn’t—” His father cut himself off when Kakashi narrowed his eyes. “I just thought it was cute.”

“I’m not cute.” Kakashi crossed his arms over his chest. Beside him Gai continued to snicker, only saving himself from receiving a scolding of his own when he placed a hand over his mouth to muffle the sound. “Can we just make the mochi, please?”

“Right.” Ignoring the poorly suppressed laugh that escaped his father’s mouth, Kakashi straightened himself up and stared at the empty spot that had been cleared for rolling the mochi. “Are you two paying attention?”

“Yes,” Kakashi grumbled under his breath.

“Yosh!” Gai followed up as he pumped a fist into the air.

“Good.” His father reached towards the bag of cornstarch he had set off to the side and came back with a small handful of the ingredient. “First, we need to prepare the area.” He dusted the table with cornstarch, covering just a small section of the table directly in front of himself. “This will keep the mochi from sticking to the table.”

Both Kakashi and Gai leaned forward, fighting a little for a good vantage point to see just what Sakumo was doing. Every move his father made Kakashi took down, stashing it away in his memory banks for use later when it was his turn to make a ball of mochi. Behind him, Gai reached out towards the dusted surface, only to have his hand smacked away by Kakashi.

“Ow, Rival,” he whimpered, rubbing the wounded area while staring at Kakashi with sad eyes. “I just wanted to see.”

“You can see with your eyes,” Kakashi reminded him. “Besides, Father said we’d get to try to make mochi after he showed us how. You should pay attention.”

“Kakashi.” His father’s tone cut through him like a kunai. With the perfect amount of disappointment in his tone, he successfully made Kakashi feel terrible for his choice to smack Gai’s hand. “Apologize.”

“I’m sorry for smacking your hand,” Kakashi grumbled, immediately regretting his decision to listen to his father when Gai lunged forward to hug him.

“Your passion for today’s lesson is admirable, Rival!” Gai declared so loud that Kakashi could feel his ears ringing. “While my hand may have stung for a moment, I could never hold it against you when all you were doing was trying to learn something important to you.”

With every word he said, Gai hugged him a bit tighter, slowly squeezing the very breath out of his lungs until Kakashi was forced to look back at his father for help. Unfortunately for him, the older man seemed to be enjoying the scene too much to register that his son was struggling to breathe at that very moment.

“I knew you would make friends one day,” Sakumo chuckled as he took one more small handful of cornstarch and filled in a few spots that had been missed in the initial sprinkle. “Now, if you’re done hugging the life out of my son I can continue.”

Gai released his hold on Kakashi immediately and sat back a little, a hint of red tinting his cheeks as he watched Kakashi suck in a deep, burning breath into his deprived lungs. “Sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t realize I was hurting you, Rival.”

Giving himself a moment to catch his breath, Kakashi found a newfound appreciation for the ability to breathe. He’d never realized just how much he would miss something that happened so naturally until this moment.

He’d have to be more careful about Gai’s hugs in the future.

“Mochi? Please?” he requested, noting the slight burning sensation that lingered in his throat. “You can focus all of that energy on our next spar. Maybe you’ll actually win.”

Though, he doubted that. Gai still had a long way to go before he reached his level.

“If it would help,” his dad piped up, “we could talk about something else while I show you. Kakashi’s a visual learner so interrupting his line of sight can result in him getting rather annoyed.”

“Talk about something else?” Gai asked. “Like what?”

“Well…” Leaning his head back, Sakumo stared up at the ceiling as he sorted through the options in his head. “It is the Tsukimi festival tonight,” he offered, turning his head to look at the two boys at his side. “Is there anything regarding that you’d like to talk about?”

Slapping his hands down on Kakashi’s shoulders, Gai lifted himself a little over him and grinned. “The story of the Rabbit,” he requested with far too much enthusiasm for Kakashi’s liking. “Papa always tells me the story of the Rabbit on the moon every year!”

Kakashi refrained from knocking Gai off of him and opted instead to simply roll his eyes when his father began to laugh.

“The rabbit on the moon, hmmm?” Sakumo leaned his head back just a bit, making a show of thinking it over. “That is a rather interesting story, but I think I might have a better one.”

Gai’s fingers dug into his shoulders, earning him a light jab in the stomach. “Oof, Rival what— oh, sorry.” He retracted his hand, releasing Kakashi from the painful grip. Settling back at Kakashi’s side he grinned when the young Hatake scooched over just a bit so he could see what Sakumo was doing.

“Well, you know about the Rabbit on the moon, but has your Papa ever told you the story of how the Rabbit came to live up there?”

Kakashi was certain that if his friend’s eyes got any wider they would fall right out of his head. “Dad, stop teasing him,” he scoffed. “There’re no rabbits on the moon.”

“Oh,” Sakumo tilted his head, “I’m sorry, I forgot I was speaking to the expert. When did you learn to fly to the moon again?”

Keeping his mouth shut was the only option Kakashi had. No matter what he said next, his father had won and all of them knew it. Even Gai was snickering behind his hand, enjoying a rare moment where Kakashi had lost an argument.

Worst of all, he’d lost to sass. A trait that people often attributed to him, even when he wasn’t trying to be sassy, all while forgetting that he had to get it from one of his parents. That parent just so happened to be his mother, according to what little information he got about her from his father, but living with two people who were ‘full of sass’ had rubbed off on the older Hatake.

Satisfied with Kakashi’s failure to come up with an appropriate response, Sakumo returned his attention to the table. “Now, where was I?” he asked, grabbing another ball of red bean paste and beginning the process of making his second ball of mochi.

Uninterested in the story, Kakashi focused his full attention back on his father’s hands and allowed Gai to lean over his back. “You were going to tell us a story,” Gai answered. “About how the rabbit ended up living on the moon.”

“Right.” Kakashi stared at his hands. Entranced by every move his hands made from placing the red bean paste into the centre of the dough, to the way his fingers would carefully pinch the dough shut around the filling. “Well, one day the man on the moon decided that he was lonely—”

“Man on the moon?” Gai placed his hands on Kakashi’s shoulders. “There was a man on the moon?”

“Hardly,” Kakashi scoffed, earning himself a glare from his father. “What? It’s just a fable.”

“To you,” Sakumo sighed. “Other people like hearing this story.”

“That doesn’t make it real.”

“It has to be real,” Gai insisted, shoving his hands down harder into Kakashi’s shoulders. “A man on the moon with a rabbit. That sounds like the most amazing thing ever, how can it not be real?”

“It’s even better than that,” Sakumo continued, sparing a quick glare for Kakashi when he opened his mouth to protest. “As I was saying, the man on the moon decided one day that he was lonely and took a trip down to earth to find a companion. He wanted to find the nicest animal in the entire world to take back to the moon with him.”

“The nicest animal in the world?” Kakashi perked up, suddenly more interested in the story his father was telling than the mochi he was making. “That’s easy. Dogs.”

“Well—”

“No!” Gai protested, shoving his hands down harder until Kakashi disappeared from his spot, leaving on a log in his place. With nothing to hold onto anymore, Gai went crashing over the chair.

“Dogs are the nicest animals in the world,” Kakashi insisted, peering down at Gai from his new spot atop the kitchen counter. “There’s not an animal in the world that’s nicer than dogs.”

“I think you’ll find dogs are loyal,” Sakumo argued as he placed his half-completed ball of mochi down on the table and reached out to help Gai back to his feet. “They’re nice of course. If you’re their human.”

“Pakkun is nice to everyone.”

“I think you’re only seeing his good qualities.”

“It doesn’t matter.” Now recovered from his little tumble, Gai turned towards Kakashi and stamped his feet. “The nicest animal in the world is a tortoise!”

“Now boys—” Sakumo tried to call out to them but was promptly ignored when Kakashi jumped off of the counter and landed directly in front of Gai.

“Dogs,” Kakashi argued.

“Tortoises,” Gai fired back.

Seeing a lost cause in front of him, Sakumo stepped forward and gently placed a hand over each of their chests, pushing them back just enough so he could step between them. “I thought I was telling a story?”

Crossing his arms over his chest, Kakashi huffed. “Dogs are the nicest animal ever,” he grumbled under his breath. “Everyone knows this.”

“I think you’re looking at this issue with a little bit of bias,” Sakumo chuckled when he glared up at him. “It’s alright. We all have our favourite animals. It only makes sense that we would want to vouch for them in a situation like this.”

“Tortoises are also nice,” Gai beamed. His enthusiasm never wavered, even when he was in the middle of an argument. “They’re always so gentle and sweet when I visit them near the lake and they’re so happy to see me holding some lettuce.”

Happy tortoises.

Kakashi was certain that his friend was making things up. There was no way a tortoise could express happiness in a way humans would understand, even if they could experience such emotion. They weren’t like ninken after all.

They couldn’t speak to Gai.

“Well, I think both of those options are very good for the award of ‘Kindest animal in the world’.” Sakumo smiled down at them. “But this story is about a different animal, and I’d like to finish telling you about it.”

Peering around his father’s body, Kakashi sighed when he saw Gai smiling at him. It seemed like the other boy never stopped smiling, no matter what was going on around him. The two of them could argue worse than the one they just did, and he was sure Gai would still be smiling at the end of it.

“Tortoises are pretty cool,” he grumbled, grunting when Gai lunged around his father and wrapped his arms around his neck. Thankfully, this time, his friend restrained himself enough to avoid choking the life out of him.

“Dogs are also very cool,” Gai giggled. “And Pakkun is the nicest dog I’ve ever met.”

Patting his friend on the back, Kakashi glanced back over at the table. Everything was still sitting out, waiting for them to return to their spots and continue where they had left off.

“Anyways,” he waited for Gai to release his hold on him and then took a step back and looked up at his father, “keep telling your story, dad.”

Sakumo simply stood there staring down at him, a tired look on his face. “One of these days.” He shook his head and sighed as he stepped past the boys and took his seat at the table again. “One day you will just apologize without being asked.”

Kakashi wasn’t so convinced. Apologizing seemed ridiculous when all he had done was defend the honour of all dogs against a story that would paint any other animal as nicer than them, and a friend who was determined to do the same as him but for tortoises.

“Can you continue the story?” Gai asked as he burst past Kakashi and reclaimed his spot at the table. “The man came down to earth to find the nicest animal in the world. What animal was it?”

“Well,” Sakumo glanced over Gai at him, “the man dressed himself up as a beggar and explored the world searching for that animal, stopping when he came upon three animals sitting together. A monkey, fox and rabbit.”

While Gai listened intently, Kakashi made his way over to the table and took his spot once more. As soon as he was comfortable he focused his full attention back on his father’s hands as they gathered up the mochi he’d been working on so diligently before Gai and Kakashi’s argument.

“Now, the man had a very simple request for the three animals.” Sakumo pinched the mochi, closing the dough around the ball of red bean paste. “He told them that he was very hungry, and asked if there was anything they had that he could eat.” Once he was finished pinching the dough he carefully rolled it between his palms a few times, smoothing it out into a ball. “The fox ran off towards the river and returned with some fish, while the monkey jumped into the trees and collected some fruits to share. Both of them presented the beggar with the food that they had gathered, but the Rabbit had nothing to give except for the grass under their feet.”

“Bleh.” Gai scrunched up his face in disgust. “Grass isn’t a good meal.”

“How would you know?” Kakashi asked, concerned enough about his friend’s apparent eating habits that he dragged his eyes away from the newly formed mochi and looked over his shoulder at Gai. “But it’s the rabbit on the moon, right?”

Thinking about it, Gai nodded. “It is,” he agreed. “So that means that the rabbit had to have something to offer the man from the moon.”

Kakashi’s father chuckled. “You two are correct,” he confirmed. “Realizing that he didn’t have much to offer, the rabbit asked the beggar to build a fire. Once the man had done as he was asked, the rabbit jumped into the flames and offered himself up as a meal.”

Gai gasped. “But…why would he do that?”

“It was the only food the rabbit had to offer,” Kakashi whispered. “Even at the cost of its own life.”

Sakumo grinned. “That’s right. The man was so amazed by the rabbit’s generosity that he transformed back into his usual form and rescued the rabbit from the fire. He took him to the moon to live with him, To reward him for his generosity”

“But…” Gai bit his lip.

Kakashi wasn’t sure how, but he felt like he understood what was weighing on Gai’s mind. Perhaps because he had a similar question dancing around in his head. Something about the story just didn’t make any sense.

“Why not all of them?” he blurted out.

Sakumo raised an eyebrow. “All of them?”

“Well, all three of the animals were exceptionally kind,” he explained. “The fox and the monkey didn’t ignore the beggar’s request for food. They both got him something to eat.”

“The rabbit offered itself out of kindness,” Gai whispered. “But wasn’t it also a little desperate? It didn’t have fruits to give like the monkey, and it’s not skilled at fishing like the fox.”

A smile stretched across his father’s lips. “You know, I’ve heard that story a lot in my life and I don’t think anyone has ever asked that question before.” His hands continued to work, picking out another ball of dough and pressing it into the counter with his palm. “You make a valid point. The fox and monkey were kind. That kindness deserves to be recognized.” Choosing a ball of red bean paste, he placed it in the centre of the dough and began pinching the edges together until it was sealed shut.

“That’s right.” Gai laid a hand on Kakashi’s shoulder. “Every act of kindness is important. That’s what my Papa always says. It doesn’t matter how little you can help, just that you help when you can.”

“That’s a good rule to live by.” Smoothing out the ball between his palms, he placed it in the dish with the other completed mochi and picked up another dough ball. “I think the man on the moon made the right choice.”

“Maybe,” Gai whispered while Kakashi’s father picked up another dough ball and squished it against the counter. “I still think a tortoise would have been a better choice.”

“Dogs,” Kakashi whispered under his breath, not wanting to start another fight with Gai but determined to make sure his opinion was heard. “Dogs are man’s best friend. How could someone choose a rabbit over a dog?”

“And that is your opinion to have,” Sakumo chuckled. “But I like the story the way it is, personally.”

A rabbit on the moon. In a world full of amazing animals it seemed silly to Kakashi that anyone would choose to bring a rabbit to the moon for companionship. If they were looking for a friend, wouldn’t a human be better, or a dog?

Thinking about it, he turned his head and stared at Gai without saying a thing. His mind worked over the question of who he would take if it was him. Who or what he would want to spend the rest of his time with if there was no one else to keep him company?

“I— is there something on my face?” Gai asked as he reached up and ran a hand over his chin, wiping away an imaginary spot.

“No,” Kakashi sighed when a realization hit him. “I was just thinking.”

Gai grinned, wide and brilliant. The same smile he always had on his face whenever he saw Kakashi. “You’re always thinking, Rival. That’s part of why you’re so cool!”

Reaching a hand over his shoulder, Kakashi poked his friend in the forehead. “You’re cool too,” he stated, a little annoyed that Gai got to hear it far less than he did. “Dorky and over the top, but that’s nothing new to me.”

After all, he had the dorkiest dad in all of Konoha. If he could survive being raised by a man who panicked whenever Kakashi sassed someone, or if someone even questioned his parenting style, then he could happily tolerate having a bit of extra dorkiness in his life.

“Kakashi—”

Sensing a conversation he did not want to have, Kakashi pointed down at the table. “There are still a lot of mochis to make,” he reminded his friend. “And we still haven’t had a chance to try and make some ourselves.”

“Of course!” Gai threw an arm up into the air and cheered. “Just watch Rival. I’ll make the most beautiful ball of mochi you have ever seen. Even better than yours!”

Better than his, Kakashi could accept. This would only be his first chance at trying to make mochi and diligently watching his father do it didn’t guarantee he’d get it right the first time. Even if it did look easy.

The most beautiful ball of mochi ever, though, Kakashi couldn’t bring himself to believe. No one in the world could make mochi as beautiful as the one’s sitting on the table in front of them. It just wasn’t possible and he refused to believe that Gai would be able to do it. If he said that, though, his father would get upset with him.

He never liked it when Kakashi was unnecessarily harsh, even if what he was saying was true. So, rather than telling Gai the truth, he just shrugged his shoulders instead. “As long as we have enough for all of us to eat, right, Dad?”

Sakumo threw his head back and laughed.

“We’ll make enough for the entire village,” Gai declared as he draped his arms over Kakashi’s shoulders and hugged him from behind. “And it’ll be the best mochi they have ever had. You’ll see.”

That Kakashi wouldn’t argue with.

[animeomegas]

Hihihihi monarch how about the dom, the sub, and the subbiest with naruto? 😈😋

Oooh, yes! This screams dom!reader, sub!Iruka and subbiest!Kakashi <3 Enjoy queen! @queenondeezmatatas

I was going to do full n-sfw but it turned out as pre-n-sfw lol, sorry 😅

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When Kakashi stumbled through the door after a mission, he was greeted with the sight of you and Iruka, watching a film together and snuggling on the couch.

Despite his exhaustion, every inch of him burnt in a heavy desire to join you, to relax and bask in the company of his mates. He refused to acknowledge the envy he felt that you both had jobs that kept you inside the village while he didn't. There were countless evenings and mornings that you spent together without him, and it hurt his heart so much in this moment of weakness.

"Kakashi?" you called out, standing from the sofa and cautiously walking towards him. "You're home."

Oh, he realised belatedly, he'd been standing in the doorway, staring at you both, unmoving. You were obviously worried something was wrong. Was something wrong? He didn't know.

He saw you and Iruka share significant eye contact before Iruka got up as well, walking over to him and cupping Kakashi's face in one of his warm hands. Kakashi couldn't stop himself from nuzzling into it, desperately chasing the affection that he had been sorely missing.

You and Iruka shared another significant look.

Iruka slowly pulled down Kakashi's mask, rubbing his thumbs on Kakashi's now bare cheeks.

"Welcome home, Kakashi," Iruka whispered. Kakashi let out a shaky breath. "Why don't you come and join us in the living room?"

Kakashi nodded, vaguely aware of you taking off his jacket and easing him out of his shoes.

"Iruka, could you go and fetch Kakashi's collar please?" you said, taking Kakashi's hand and tugging him towards the living room. Iruka left the room, leaving you to put Kakashi on his knees on the soft carpeted floor.

"You're home, 'kashi," you whispered to him, sitting on the sofa in front of him. "You're home and I've got you."

Kakashi rested his head on your knee, trying to chase the relaxation he knew he could reach with his mates both doting on him.

Iruka then padded back into the room, Kakashi's collar in his hands. He passed it to you and then knelt down next to Kakashi, stroking his hair back from his face.

"Do you want your collar, darling?" you asked, smiling at him.

"Yes," he answered quickly, voice hoarse. "Please."

You indulged him immediately, gently wrapping the collar around his neck and clasping it. Not only could he feel your fingers brushing against the skin there, but he could feel Iruka's fingers too as hey stroked the back of his neck, double checking the tightness and fiddling with his hair.

Iruka didn't often kneel at your feet; it wasn't his thing really. But today he clearly decided to and Kakashi knew it was because he wanted to support Kakashi. He didn't want Kakashi to feel lonely, or feel like he was on the ground when his mates were both above him.

The burning envy from before changed into a burning affection and desire to prove his love and loyalty to the people in front of him.

That feeling was probably why he turned to press his lips to Iruka's, even though he hadn't technically been given permission. He just needed to give back in some way, to show his feelings.

Iruka accepted the kiss easily, moving his lips against Kakashi's the way he'd done hundreds of times before. It was relaxing. It was making his mind a little fuzzy.

It also didn't hurt that Iruka was a phenomenal kisser.

You didn't seem to care that he'd done something without instruction either, as you gently cupped the back of his and Iruka's heads as they kissed, watching fondly and caressing their hair.

"Good boys," you said quietly. "So good 'kashi, initiating contact like that, I'm proud of you."

Kakashi shivered at your praise, and he could feel Iruka smiling against his lips as well. He eventually pulled away and broke the kiss as the smiling got wider.

"We missed you," Iruka said, earnestly, pecking Kakashi on the nose. His eyes were so warm and expressive.

Kakashi felt tears burning at the back of his eyes.

"I missed you both too," he muttered, hiding his face in your thigh. "So much."

[welkinsky]

Your work is amazing and I find myself always smiling when reading your work☺️ if it’s no trouble I was wondering if you could do kakashi hcs with a S/O who has anger issues lol

Kakakshi x reader | With Anger Issues

Naruto Shippuden Masterlist

A/N: I'm so glad that you liked them and that they make you smile! I love writing for him too <3

Okay he's very patient with you. Like VERY patient. Whenever you throw a fit or you are just ranting he'll very patiently listen to you and pass on the "mmhmm"s as he waits for you to cool down.

He knows better than to ask you to calm down when you are at your peak so he just try to justify your anger.

He's used to you throwing stuff around and is on guard when when that happens, this one time he can see that you won't stop so he let that book hit him and god! you felt sooo bad instantly and that calmed you down. Even though he knows this is not the best way but he trust you enough to never do that again, and you never did.

Most of the time you get confused between emotions when something happens. So you go with anger as this is all you know how to feel and feel comfortable with. Although you have been working on it but it still happens at times and what helps you relax is that HE understands. You don't have to give him any explanations you can tell by the way he watches you kindly.

It, at times melts your heart but at the same time makes you feel bad.

When you're all calmed down he never taunt you at all. He just acts cool about it and when you actually happened to have controlled it, he'll appreciate it later with your favorite treat or something.

He doesn't say it out loud but he is happy with your progress. He even was suprised when you told him that you are doing it for him. He wanted to say "you didn't had to" but then again he couldn't let that happy face go back to normal. He wants it there for as long as possible.

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Thanks for the ask!

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[wispforever]

Hi! Ok so first, your art is amazing. Second, could you… umm…. Maybe….. share some sasunaru thoughts? Maybe thoughts on an au where neither of them got married to women? Maybe thoughts on them being happy together? Thoughts? Just thoughts on them having soft moments like the ones Madara and Hashirama have?

I'm just gonna slap my sns headcanons here. Personally, I always like interpretations that are closer to canon, so I prefer the timeline where they do get married to women and the kids exist, but they find a way to move forward from that. ya know, coming out and trying to heal, having the hard conversations with sakura and hinata, feeling at peace once everything is out in the open. feeling understanding and acceptance where they thought they'd get only rejection. lol divorce arc. maybe I'm just a glutton for queer angst. could be. but hey, I'm happy to entertain any interpretations where sasuke and naruto end up together. cuz that's where they fucking belong.

Anyway, have my headcanons :)

Sasuke gets a really hard time from the rest of the konoha 12 when he visits the leaf, but the worst thing is they tell him how actually insane naruto was those four years trying to get him back and Sasuke CAN'T FUCKING DEAL

Naruto worries about Sasuke when he's out doing god knows what god knows where, shadow hokage business, whatever the fuck. So when he comes home, he tries to see to it that Sasuke gets the things he needs. He gently encourages him to rest, do things that relax him. Makes sure that Sasuke eats, tries to make him smile. Puts Naruto at ease

When Sasuke was little, I like to think Mikoto, who was sasuke's only GOOD or ENGAGED parent, knew who Naruto was and listened to sasuke talk about the annoying little blond boy in his class who he "couldn't stand". She been know, ya know what I mean? she been know.

While they spent those four years apart, both Naruto and Sasuke frequently had to double-take at strangers that slightly resembled the other. Sasuke's corpse shopping with Kabuto and they've gotta fucking stop what they're doing because a blond person with a orange shirt existed on the other side of town. Naruto's chasing every black-spiky-hair-looking motherfucker to the end of earth, screaming Sasuke's name, scaring the hell out of random people that look like Sasuke A Little Bit From The Back Maybe.

Naruto takes Sasuke's last name when they get married I don't give a FUCK. think of it. The honor, the affection, the vulnerability, the TRUST, THE BOND god fucking dammit I'm unwell

Naruto hates how Sasuke wears his hair over one eye now. he understands he has to hide the rinnegan or whatever, but he genuinely just hates it because he thinks Sasuke is so fucking beautiful and having half his face hidden is like. homophobic. how's he supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

Naruto is the only person Sasuke really feels the freedom to be himself around. Nobody else has ever been that for him, and nobody else will ever be.

Likewise, when Sasuke finally gets to the point where he's ready to let everything out, I think it will be with Naruto that he discusses his bother, the Uchiha massacre, the fucked up nature of his entire existence, how much he hates himself, etc.

Sasuke calling Naruto loser as a term of endearment. this isn't even a headcanon. god dammit istg

I like the idea that everyone has always known that naruto and sasuke are in love with each other except them. Like they just walk through their lives, they don't even have to say anything and no one has to ask, by everyone around them just KNOWS. Orochimaru spends those years with Sasuke and when he sees Naruto, he's like oh right this is the one. Jiraiya listens to Naruto talk and talk about his rival and his promise to sakura and he's like Right Right I see what's going on. Kakashi knows, Tsunade knows, Itachi knew, everybody.

They love each other's kids. Sasuke sees Boruto and Himawari like little Narutos, and Naruto sees Sarada like a teeny weeny Sasuke. They can't fucking help themselves

I imagine them both becoming jealous easily, especially since they're both probably getting a lot of gifts and such from fans as successful handsome shinobi. Sasuke gets all passive-aggressive about it lol. Naruto just tries to laugh it off. Once and a while, they have a conversation about it accidentally and agree for the thousandth time that they've only got eyes for each other and "me and the dango vendor don't have anything GOING ON sasuke"

[mokutone]

I'm drawing Kakashi for the first time (as much as I love them, I rarely ever draw naruto characters so this is a little fun and new for me) and I'm struggling a little bc I'm trying to draw him relaxed, reclining with pakkun (in the way I recline with my cat) and I'm realizing there's something so personal abt drawing him in such a vulnerable pose ig. Like? I'm very tired too rn so maybe I'm being extra emotional and rambly but there are so few scenes of kakashi in canon where he's not wearing the jounin vest, where he's alone and relaxed and out of uniform. And I didn't realize it until I was trying to think back to other similar scenes and there really weren't any. and I'm kind of mesmerized by how you draw him because you capture that so so well, your art is gorgeous but it's also so real and expressive in a way that shows a lot of practice and a lot of love. Idk i think I've said this before and I'm sorry if it's annoying that I'm saying it again (I'll just shut up after this lol) but I went to an art school and I had massive burnout and only really started drawing again in the past 6 months and you were one of my inspirations 2 start drawing again and I'm still not as good as I'd like to be but I draw so much more now and having an actual passion for art has led to a huge improvement, so thank you and thank u for bearing with me and my sleep-deprived rambles. I think my original point got sidetracked. I forgot why i started writing this ask.

dkgjhsdgkjdshg no i think you're 100% right abt the kakashi relaxed thing, even when we see him "relaxed" he doesn't ever really Look relaxed. like

here he is chilling out in the hot springs. this man does not look relaxed but he DOES look exhausted and maybe a little like he's gotten lost. somebody help this confused man find the exit.

anyway art + motivation talk beneath the cut

djhsdkjghsdkjhg thank u for all the compliments abt my art, i do work really hard in order to draw expressive characters, and spend a lot of time paying attention to how the small details in posture and expression change how the character comes across, and im glad it pays off!

also yeah no, similarly, once i left art school (when the pandemic hit) i did have a good 6 months where i did not pick up the pencil even once, and like, usually i feel rlly bad or guilty when i'm not drawing, but my burnout was real bad and i was straight up angry abt everything dgkjhsdgkjh so i just...didn't draw for like 6 months. i didn't even feel bad about it bc i was too busy being angry

and i had a bad relationship with art at the time and eventually realized i kind of had to like? make a different relationship with art—like, try to stop seeing art as something which gave me fundamental worth as a human being, or part of who i am? you know? that's a LOT of pressure to put on just...something that i do. if i took that kind of approach to literally any other task in my life, i'd never do it. imagine thinking that the way and style with which you descend the stairs gives you your worth as a person and if you don't do it exactly right then it means you're worthless as a person? buddy i'd just find a way to go down and out through the window LMAO

i think this is the thing which gives a lot of people burnout, it's exhausting to be constantly working on something and ALSO believe that if you fuck it up even a little, it's because you are the fuckup, and a fundamental failure of a person. god thats so much pressure.

anyway so i decided to make a naruto art blog because i don't even like naruto That Much but my best friend had been trying to get me into it for years (ty kate ilu kate), and so any art that i made would be purely for fun, wouldn't have anything to do with my self worth, and might make kate laugh too, and that's why this blog exists! and taking the pressure off of creating art like that has been enormously helpful to my mental health and my ability to create, also i take breaks alllllll the time, i'm like...way healthier about my art thanks to that, and also just...a nicer person, i think? anyway i'm very glad that i inspired you to get back into art but i'm far more glad that you've found a passion for it, cultivating that passion and joy is so important

[kakaxhi]

(Let’s try this again shall we lol) hi Nicole! Could you please writing a drabble where reader is hanging out with Kakashi at his home and he says ‘I love you’ for the first time? Thank you in advance, I love your work <3333

Ahhh this was such a cute idea omg, I hope you enjoy!

You loved whenever Kakashi was allowed a bit of free time. No worries over missions and training his kids - just time spent between the two of you. It gave you the chance to see him relaxed for once, a loose shirt and pants adoring his muscular form instead of his usual Jonin uniform. And of course, he was much more open with affection in the privacy of his own home - something you admittedly liked a little too much.

Not that he’d say it out loud, but Kakashi enjoyed these moments too. He loved having you close. Whether you were cuddling on his bed or couch, or sitting on his lap reading his book, he’d never get tired of you being with him.

“It’s amazing how you look so attractive from every angle.”

Kakashi pulled the book away from his face, eyeing you from your position where your head was resting on his lap. He let out a low chuckle, placing the book down before caressing your cheek.

“Is that so? Better come here and get a better look then. You’ll see I’m not as handsome as you think.”

You rolled your eyes, moving from your position to sit on his lap. His arms easily slid around you as he held you close. You played with a strand of his hair, brushing it out of his eyes before giving him a soft smile.

“See? I was right, most handsome man in the village. Hell, most attractive person I know.”

Kakashi laughed, eyes crinkling as he smiled, “Shit, you’re so cute. I love you.”

Both you and Kakashi paused, staring at each other in silence. Kakashi was sure you’d get up, leave him alone. To his surprise - which he wasn’t exactly sure why he was surprised - you broke out into the sweetest smile before kissing him through his mask.

“You’re cute when you’re all embarrassed, you know.”

Kakashi rubbed the back of his neck, “Not so embarrassed, just wasn’t planning on telling you that way.”

“It didn’t have to be said during a grand gesture, just hearing you say it is enough for me. ‘Cause I love you, too, Kakashi.”

Kakashi just smiled, pulling you in for another kiss.

[luvsicksubs]

so uh... could I ask for that list of characters their fandoms like to think are doms that you think are actually subs? and why? if you’re not too busy ofc, I’m just really interested lol

this is gonna be controversial so if ur a switch look away from this post - these r just my opinions btw!! pls write characters however u please it dont matter that much n i respect ur feelings. pls respect mine!

hq, bnha, aot, and naruto men who seem like doms but i think are subs.. sorry this is so long!

my number one is hq - we will start from there, this list is meant for characters i think highly prefer/completely are submissive. not people who i think switch! 

TSUKISHIMA: i know what you’re thinking. i do - but tsukishima is someone who genuinely pegs me as submissive. probably not meaning to discover it and probably not realizing it until he’s knee deep in a committed relationship with someone who keeps him on his toes. the mutual respect in knowing he’s with someone who can dish it out is a kick in the throat for him. 

KAGEYAMA: how do i say this... i think kageyama enjoys being lightly submissive because he likes being told what to do and how to please you. it makes the practice of sex easier and enjoyable - plus it helps him decompress 

USHIJIMA: genuinely whole-heartedly believe that if this man gave half a fuck about bdsm he would be a submissive man. it’s humbling and ushijima loves worshipping his s/o - submission does that for him to the nth degree. he’s not really kinky but he knows himself and his relationship to his lover. his unavailability is a huge part of his insecurities as a lover  - and giving his time and energy to the demands of that person are extremely gratifying. lives to serve. 

onto the next! bnha 

BAKUGO: this one im actually so convinced on i sometimes laugh when i write him as a dom. i find it incredibly hard to picture. this volatile, emotional, and constantly argumentative man absolutely screams submissive to me. like a punch in the gut, honest to god. of all the men in this list - this is one where i don’t think i could ever really take him seriously as a dom or switch. that’s a submissive man to me, nothing can change my mind sorry! 

TODOROKI: another one where i giggle a little bit trying to write him as a dom. not even just cause he’s a sweetheart but because i doubt he’d feel entirely comfortable inflicting violence on his partner - plus mommy issues are simply staring at them in the face like. inexperienced too? 

HAWKS: i feel like this one is 50/50 in the sub thing but like...... i see a lot of people write him as this teasing and playful dom but i think sex needs to relaxing for him in the sense that his job is extremely tough. i also just feel like it makes sense. like idek. just the vibes.. 

lastly aot + naruto.. 

for aot - 

LEVI: a submissive, incredibly loyal and with a deep love for pain and masochism. the captain leavi is tired of taking orders and demands the deep-seated pleasure of servitdue. nothing change this opinion for me. submission is a long-haul game and levi loves being second place. he gets exhausted of everyone walking on egg-shells around him and meeting someone who takes him down a peg makes him feel human + he enjoys it. and masochism is a reclamation of his pain but that’s neither here nor there ! he’s a sub to me, sorry gang 

ARMIN: seems obvious but it’s not because of why you think ! nothing to do with the fact that he’s a bit of a scaredy cat and everything to do with the level of devotion he feels to you, truly. something about aot men and proving their dedication to your love, though armin is much more of a praise kind of guy. 

lastly naruto! 

KAKASHI: nothing can my mind, not a fucking thing. so sorry everyone this man is a masochistic mf and that’s just how it be. real talk, i think the idea of dominating in bed doesn’t appeal to kakashi given the fact that he’s experienced and seen a lot and inflicting on his partner probably brings back a lot of dark memories. being lead is a nice change of pace. 

SASUKE: yall not gone like this one.... i know u not gonna.. but this is simply how i see him. i think sasuke needs to be intimate with someone who can easily navigate his insecurities and submission is the most straight-forward route to that. also same reasons for kakashi tbh, the trauma at work. 

[pfreadsandwrites]

Kakashi NSFW Alphabet

18+ CONTENT AHEAD - NO MINORS - ANY MINORS CAUGHT INTERACTING WITH THIS POST WILL BE BLOCKED

Okay, attempt 2 - That’ll teach me to try ever posting from the mobile app. This is a rewrite from scratch and I’m way too tired to reread and see if it makes sense or if there are typos, it’s probably not a good thing this is longer than the original though.

No one asked for this, no one at all, and I know everyone’s done these but hey, it’s Kinktober, and you can never have too many Kakashi headcanons, right? Right? Right. I hope you enjoy these!! Goes without saying that these’ll be smutty. It’s also about 6.4k words. There is some real filth ahead, very nsfw, seriously, the thirst is so real. (I hate myself), so, this is 18+ only!

Also, I'm tagging @allthingskakashi​ because she asked me to (i really hope these aren’t disappointing)

Side note: This is all written from the view of an established relationship. I can kinda remember most of what I said, so these will be still be very long despite being a rewrite from scratch. Apologies for any rambles and tangents I might go on, since I was rewriting this, my brain got weird and tired, but I wanna take you through my thoughts. I’m also very concerned about keeping things in character and not self-indulgent/self-projecting of what the writer’s personally into so I won’t be doing that here... You’ll see what I mean as I go on. But I still wanna make it hot so i’ll try lol. I’m new to writing but I’m even newer to writing dirty stuff so i’ll try my best. And with this post goes my dignity

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Straight after sex is one of the rare times where Kakashi feels completely at ease and relaxed. He’s pensive, often quietly mulling over what you two have just been doing and trying to come to grips with it, his hands gently running through your hair or along your back. He’s probably at his most affectionate here too. Expect gentle, lazy caresses, little kisses here and there, soft, easy conversation. He might not always be the most talkative, but post-coitus is where you’ll most likely hear him say something earnest and romantic compared to other times. You’ve gotta understand, you’re a miracle, and you being in his arms is like heaven, but he can’t really believe it? But he’s also overwhelmed and tired to let it bother him too much, so he’s able to let his doubt and restraints go a little easier and just breathe. He feels safe, he feels at home and that’s a rare thing, so he’s really just happy to bask in the afterglow and the quietude of it all. It’s the safest, easiest thing in the world for the both of you.

If he’s been on the rougher side, he’ll definitely make sure you’re alright and be more gentle in comparison. and he’s generally more attentive than usual. He’s usually nice about cleaning you up, too, a gentleman lmao.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Kakashi quite likes his upper body, or his torso more generally. He’s lean and broad, but not in an overbearing or obvious way, and he really likes the reaction he gets when you actually do get to see him shirtless. He’s also a little sensitive on his back (and he doesn’t mind if you end up scratching it). But if you rub his shoulders or massage his back or chest, he’s putty in your hands.

When it comes to a partner? So the fandom seems to be consistent in thinking of Kakashi as an ass man, and I’m inclined to agree. He just loves to grab it, slap it, just look at it tbh or whatever, but even if you don’t think your ass is that great, there’s very high probability that he does anyway. But honestly I think he’d have a hard time picking a favourite part of your body.

Some other body parts he definitely loves that don’t get mentioned though: he just loves your waist and how it curves in and out into your hips. He’s mesmerised by it.

plz imagine Kakashi’s nice big hands running gently running along your waist while he thrusts into you deep and slow, your back arching and then they settle on your hips?

Also, he loooooves legs, how they feel wrapped around him, the soft thighs omg. When you wear stockings or heels or other things that accentuate them, ahajhfkaj have mercy on him. Also, wrists and ankles? They’re so pretty and delicate he’ll just grab them where he can. If you both are in some kinda position where he can, he’ll definitely give you lil ankle kisses. also wear an anklet to see him blush

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

So uh, I’m really doing this, huh?

Soooo hear me out. Kakashi’s diet is impeccable. I don’t take criticism here lmao, it’s been mentioned multiple times how much he hates deep fried stuff and sweets (yeah yeah he’s one of those weirdoes that enjoys healthy food most, Kakashi we get it) and he’s always feeding Naruto veggies (or trying to). My point? His cum would taste good, okay? Or at least, not strong or bad at all, very neutral if not good. (You have zero problems swallowing)

Also, he cums a pretty good amount. He tends to try and hold back his orgasm so when he does come it does build up. Coming inside you is his favourite, just the intimacy of it, of filling you like that.

But…. he’s pretty ashamed of it at first, but he does love coming on his partner. Whether it’s on your face (ughhhh when you lick up some of his cum around your mouth after a blowjob), or your breasts, or your back, or wherever tbh. He doesn’t know whether it’s the visuals, the eroticism of it or even a territorial aspect? He doesn’t wanna ponder it too much it’s just hot okay.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

So this one was hard… because, unpopular opinion, I don't see him as into anything too crazy or depraved?

But here’s what I came up with: he’s totally fucked in the Hokage’s office. It’s only a dirty secret because of how improper that is, how inappropriate it is that the man in charge of the whole village is having sex in the very epicentre of where he’s supposed to be doing that, when other Hokage have been in that room before him… but it’s also why he’s into it.

Also, he’ll die before he ever admits to you exactly how many times he’s jerked off to the thought of you. And after you got together into a pair of your panties when you were away and he missed you too much

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Short version: Kakashi’s not as experienced as you might think, but this doesn’t translate into lack of skill in any way.

The long version: Ahhh so I go back on forth on this but I’ma attempt to think this through here. Okay, so, fandom has generally two sides when it comes to Kakashi and this topic. He’s either the completely suave, smooth ladies’ man who has all the one night stands or on account of his issues he’s a passive, stuttering virgin who’s constantly flustered.

Neither of these are that accurate. So I do get ladies man Kakashi to a point. It comes from the fact that he is quite smooth? And women do seem to like him quite easily in the series. And Kakashi definitely has the capacity to be a charmer, and is quite good at flirting when his job requires it or it’s a stranger etc. He’s good at reading people and winning them over. This is more complicated when he’s faced with someone he’s attracted to, or that has the potential to mean something to him. He still might be charming, but he’s very good at using this to keep you further from him, so you can’t really get to know him or get close to him so it’s not quite the same. It’s his way of controlling the distance between you.

Now, when it comes to experience, I don’t think Kakashi’s incapable of using casual sex as some kind of a coping mechanism (it’s not the healthiest), but if he was going to do this, it’d be during the latter part of his ANBU years. I can see him having sex as just a means to forget and remember he’s alive, and quell an urge, with basically faceless partners, or maybe complete strangers on missions. This does make him feel even lonelier after a while though, and it’s not really what he wants. Eventually having sex with women he’ll never see again serves to make him more miserable, and I think by the time we see him at the beginning of the series he doesn’t really do this anymore. So I wouldn’t say he’s completely inexperienced sexually at least, though he definitely is romantically.

Generally after that, Kakashi’s gonna reserve sex for someone who he has a deep emotional and physical connection with, but God forbid he ever calls it what it is - a relationship. Basically, if he’s sleeping with you, he pretty much loves you whether he knows it or not. And if he’s comparing that to his past experiences, he really feels the difference and cherishes it all the more (but it still scares him and he won’t admit it to himself.

So here’s how I see it. There’s always been a sexual chemistry between him and you, and a physical and romantic attraction. But of course Kakashi is Kakashi so he does absolutely nothing about it and doesn’t want to let you do anything about it. Still, you’re surprisingly persistent, and you do become close to each other in a friendly capacity, in whatever way Kakashi’s able to participate in that. Eventually, ( I haven’t thought this through quite yet) you do end up fucking and Kakashi tries to convince himself that he can just do that, that he can keep up having great sex with a great friend and that you don’t mean the world to him. You try to do the same, for his benefit, but you’re in deep and neither of you can’t deny there’s a bond and your connection is so strong that you’re basically in a relationship - and you kinda are by the time you start having sex - but he doesn’t really have the balls to actually call it that till after the 4th shinobi war. (I have some thoughts about how the war impacted Kakashi’s psychology but it’s generally then when he’ll genuinely feel comfortable enough to fully commit himself to you and see a future for himself, which he’s never really had before, and a future with you to boot).

To bring it back to this (I’m sorry what a fucking tangent), Kakashi’s maybe not had sex with a large amount of women, but he’s a quick learner and has natural skill. He also learns your body and what you like quickly. So whilst he’s not as experienced as he seems, he’s definitely more skilled than he has any right to be.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

When it comes to positions there’s very little he wouldn’t enjoy tbh. He does have an affinity for positions like doggy style, just the visuals and the power it gives him. It’s easy for him to get a bit carried away though, but that’s his go to when he’s feeling rougher.

When it’s more romantic and slow and sensual, he also loves variations of missionary, because he loves the intimacy of the eye contact, and how your body is so close he can hear your heartbeat but his absolute favourite positions are missionary variations where your legs are on his shoulders, or where he’s spreading your thighs as perpendicular as possible and really testing your flexibility are probably his favourite cuz legs, and he can go even deeper and get an amazing angle.

But he definitely likes it when you ride him too, whether you’re facing him or away, it just feels too good when you’re bouncing on him like that. Also it’s nice to relax a bit and not have to do more of the work… plz take care of him from time to time…

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He definitely has the capacity to be a fucking dork, as we know, and this has the potential to translate to his sex life. It’s a sign of complete ease if he can laugh and joke with you during, and he loves to have fun and play around with you, but at the same time, he does prefer to be serious most of the time. This means a lot to him and he’ll make sure you know that. He’s also gonna get a bit exasperated if you don’t seem to be taking it as seriously as him, or if you’re too into jokes and giggles for his liking that day. Probably will try and shut you up one way or another.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

(Ughh okay so the idea of Kakashi with a silver happy trail leading to a messy shockwave of hair down there really does things to me okay, I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out)

Okay so… Have you seen how Kakashi manages his hair? Spoiler alert: he doesn’t. I don’t even know if this man owns a hairbrush. So I can definitely see him not being assed about shaving his bush. It’s probably kind of wild, or at the very least more on the unkempt side.

But then again he’s assed enough to keep his face clean shaven so he can wear his mask, so maybe he does, like I do head canon that he’s a very clean person and he probably feels like it is a *bit* cleaner that way but I’m leaning towards nah he just leaves it alone, but will trim it from time to time when it gets too wild or if it bothers you. I do think he probably has slightly more body hair than you’d expect tbh, but his hair is so light especially against his complexion so it’s not really noticeable. Oh and obviously, the carpet matches the drapes. (Idk why this made me imagine Kakashi with a ginger bush..  LMAO there’s a thought)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It does depend on the mood between you, what kinda day he’s had, what position you’re in etc but he places a lot of value on sex in your relationship, for the intimacy and emotional bonding, not just the physical pleasure. So there are a lot of times where he’d be super intimate. Kakashi’s a man who chooses his words and actions very carefully in normal life and during sex he allows himself to let all that go. His actions really convey the depth of what you mean to him, what being with you like this means to him. He’ll hold you close to him, running his hands all over your body just to feel you everywhere, kiss you everywhere you can whilst he moves, bury his face into your neck, breathe you in - he just is very overwhelmed by this and there are times during your most intimate moments where he’s so in awe and so happy that he could die right there.

That being said, if he’s fucking you over his desk in the hokage’s office and it’s rough and fast, it’s a little harder to feel the intimacy and the romantic connection. Still, it is underlying every moment between you too. You’re the only ones that see these sides of each other, and make each other feel that way, and he really values that. He’ll still make it feel tender somehow and not just mindless fucking (no matter how blank he makes your head feel)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don’t see him as being a particularly frequent masturbator tbh. He strikes me as disciplined and he can probably go a while without it, especially if he’s busy, but more than just that, he kinda sees it as an inconvenience he just has to do sometimes? To blow off some steam, or when he’s not had sex in a while or something got his mind racing and it’s a distraction because he literally can’t think about anything else. He’ll probably use his books, but he prefers to use his imagination tbh, though the books can start as a seed for that.

He also doesn’t like having to put too much effort into jerking himself off? He doesn’t like to overcomplicate things when it comes to his sex life, and especially when it’s just jacking off.

He just kinda wants to get it done so he can move on to something more productive or fall asleep or something. So he’s just happy to pump himself off until he gets there.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Okay here’s where I’m gonna lose some of you.

Kakashi’s just not that kinky. Or maybe not kinky by tumblr/fic standards. Like I said in the previous head canon, he just does not see the appeal of making his sex life more complicated than it needs to be and his kinks aren’t gonna be too crazy. He just wants to feel good with you and he’s not that difficult to get going. With that in mind, here are some things he likes:

Spanking ;)

Teasing

Face-fucking

Dirty Talk (to a point, anything too stupid sounding or too dirty might make him laugh or take him out of it…)

clothed sex (where you are so horny for each other you can’t even wait to get undressed properly)

semi-public sex (he would hate the idea of actually being seen but the idea of *almost* being caught is kinda hot to him, not that he’ll ever let that happen if he can help it),

body worship (is that a kink)

LIGHT dom (I’ll mention it more later but he’s not too extreme into this stuff, but if you call him Hokage-sama or captain he might get a little too into it… not that that’s bad) I heard someone call him general during the war arc and that shit SENT me

he maaaay do a a threesome with shadow clones (either two of his if you want that, but two of you seem kinda hot… that being said, this might delve into that ‘making things too complicated’ so Idk, this might just be hot to me cuz I would like two Kakashis to rail me and I do think he’d enjoy it if two of you focused on him),

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bed is fine but that’s really what he associates with either morning sex, or romantic, intimate lovemaking type stuff. When it’s more raunchy and playful, he really likes bending you over stuff tbh, his desk, kitchen counter etc most surfaces work well. He likes the shower too. Also, one time you both were just so hot for each other and didn’t make it to the bed and went at it on the hard floor and it was so wild and rough.

But he really loves fucking you up against walls, doors, mirrors, etc, Wall is his favourite, it’s just so intense and he gets animalistic and yeah it’s so good.

WAIT, how did I forget, sex in front of the mirror?! This is something he enjoys more with a more flustered or shy s/o who’s not used to looking at themselves. I have been thinking about writing something for this

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Kakashi’s more on the traditional side in terms of what he likes but it’s really not that hard to turn him on. He loooooveeees when you wear lingerie for him, anything pretty and lacy but also stockings and all that. But then there’s something about when it’s simplistic too, like when you’re just wearing his shirt and nothing else? That’ll get him going too. But yeah, plz surprise him with a sexy outfit when he comes home from a long day of work and he’ll love you 5ever.

I dunno why I’ve always thought this, but I also think he’s turned on by subtle, understated signs of femininity? It’s just such a contrast to what he’s used to and he really appreciates it and is just mesmerised by you tbh. It’s things that are natural, the way when you sit down your hips get that crease where they meet your thighs, you might sometimes look down when you smile softly, the way you walk, pretty hair. If you have a really classical, elegant/sophisticated kind of style he loves that. Kinda hard to explain what I mean with that but like, say a dress or skirt that shows off your curves but isn’t too revealing? It really gets his mind racing. That make sense? (No worries if that’s not your style either, like I say, it’s not that hard to turn him on) But I also think he kinda likes when you wear jewellery? Like nothing too ostentatious but if you’re naked beneath him and the only thing you’re wearing is a necklace or some fancy earrings he just thinks you look so beautiful.

He also likes the comfortable, gentle teasing and flirting in the conversations you have, the jovial aspect to them, the connotations they carry. You could say one comment and not mean a whole lot by it and it might get his mind racing. He’ll think about you all day.

I mentioned before but offering to massage his back/chest/shoulders is his favourite, and if you kiss his jawline or neck even innocently it might not be innocent for very long ;) just when you’re generally affectionate and gentle with him.

He’d definitely enjoy it if you were confident, but I also feel like he’d like a shyer s/o too? If you were a little easier to fluster than he is, he finds it much easier to be confident and make you feel that much better ;) he likes making you blush.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Okay, here’s where I’m definitely gonna lose some of you. But hang with me.

Short version: He doesn’t really like BDSM, be nice to him and let him be

Long version (I’m sorry guys):

By the time Kakashi’s in a loving relationship with you, he’s shown you his vulnerability and he trusts you, and he’s happy to try things within reason, but he has boundaries. And he expects you to respect them, just like he respects yours. You’re gonna frustrate him and make him close off if you’re wanting to push him to try new stuff or go out of his comfort zone. He can be set in his ways. If he doesn’t want to, he doesn’t want to. So if that’s not cool for you, that’s a turn-off.

He’s not into role-reversal. This is a tricky one to explain (and I’d explained it better in my first version of this that got lost to the void but alas this is where my memory is getting hazy), but though he’s a man with a lot of power and responsibility and control, these things aren’t necessarily things he’s insecure about or that come unnaturally to him. They’re not a persona or things he’s necessarily putting a lot of effort into being. He just is. He’s self-aware of his own abilities and strengths and he’s very a-matter-of-fact about them. I guess what I’m saying is, the more masculine attributes of his personality and demeanour that make some people say he’s DaddyAF and others say he’s probably not like that sexually, are just who he is naturally. He’s not putting effort into being these things and does not see the appeal of working to reverse this in the bedroom, or better yet, doesn’t really understand it. It’s way more effort for him to do that than it is for him to just be who he is. I could go way more into the psychology of this but this thing is long enough already but part of that accepting him for who he is is just letting him be. I’m saying he’s in no way a sub, basically.

But he’s not a huge dom, either. He’s actually really not into anything hardcore when it comes to dom/sub or bdsm stuff like at all. Like he’s not gonna be your daddy or your master or anything like that. He really values ease above all else and is happy to just enjoy the two of you and your body without adding extra layers of extreme power dynamics and kinks on top of it. He’s happy to be more on the authoritative side, which is why I say light dom, and it’s more natural for him to take the lead, but he’s not thinking about it too hard. I also don’t think he’d be averse to some mild power play - in that mean he likes it when you get a little cheeky, tease him, you can make fun of him, there’s a bit of cat and mouse between you, but if you’re too much into control or power that actually might bring out his rougher dominant side a bit more than normal. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not incapable of lying back and letting you do your thing.

…But he is still a bit of a control freak at heart and he doesn’t want to feel like something could go wrong, so if you make him feel like he can’t do anything about the situation or having no control at all is likely gonna be a bad experience for him.The other thing is that Kakashi doesn’t feel like he’s had control over his life where it counts, and he still feels pretty shitty about himself a lot. He’s not gonna wanna relinquish all control during his sex life, no matter how much he trusts you. He’d hate feeling completely passive, and if you humiliate him you’re just gonna make him feel shitty. He doesn’t wanna humiliate you either. So what I’m saying is, he’s just not into femdom or extreme male sub stuff or anything like that, sorry not sorry. He’s felt shitty enough in his life for you to turn it into a kink. He’s a pretty chill guy, but he still has his comfort zone, and he trusts you enough to be vulnerable, don’t take advantage of that. Be kind to Kakashi Hatake 2020.

With everything I’ve said so far, he’s never gonna let you peg him. It’s not something that really appeals to him visually or psychologically, plus any kind of receiving anal stimulation is just not really his thing. Leave Kakashi Hatake’s asshole alone 2020. Also, he doesn’t like the plastic/artificialness of toys in general, he’d much rather genuine skin on skin contact and feeling your body and you his, and just yeah you having to use toys on him will turn him off or seeing you in a way, that’s you know, not you, with an artificial appendage is just, a big no for him. Probably has the exact opposite effect you’d want. 

He’d also never wanna hurt you, or be into you hurting him. If it doesn’t trigger his PTSD or his tendency to self-loathe like all the other things I mentioned, he’s been getting hurt his whole life so he’s likely not gonna enjoy this in the bedroom, it’s either banal to him or a complete turn-off at the least. He’s self-aware enough to know it’s not gonna be the healthiest thing for him to sexualise it. He’s also hurt too many people to do something that could potentially hurt you, so no weapons, ninja techniques, things like that. I don’t think he’d even be into choking you. He just wants to relax, and enjoy himself and being with you in a way where he can feel safe, but not passive, and he loves having a partner that can allow him to do that.

So a partner being too dominant to the point of making him feel shitty and weak would be a turn-off, or just generally one that’s impatient or unkind. You’ll need to be empathetic and warm to get anywhere with him anyway, or at least you’ll struggle otherwise. Also, he wouldn’t ever want a threesome. It’s taken so much out of him to build up trust and intimacy between you, he’s sure that introducing another person, even if it’s only a one time thing, would ruin it. He also doesn’t want anyone other than you to see him in that way, or vice versa.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

So I don’t know why but I feel like Kakashi sees eating you out as such a special, intimate act? It’s a big deal, and this is something he probably wouldn’t do with someone he doesn’t have a strong connection to, or not as much. But when he does love you, your responses and the whole act are just mesmerising to him. Maybe it’s how vulnerable delicate you seem, how your moans are more gentle and delicate compared to when he’s fucking you, how he’s up and close against your most private parts, how he’s the only one that sees you like this… It really gets him going tbh, but it also takes a lot out of him? It just ends up meaning more to him than a blowjob might mean to you. So he might actually end up receiving more than he gives, despite the fact that he enjoys it and is very good at it. I don’t mind I’ll suck his dick 25/8

Like most men, he’ll be putty in your hands if you give him a good blowjob. It’s one of those things that never cease to amaze him or drive him crazy, no matter how many times you’ve done it, the sight of you on your knees, sucking him down. He’ll feel guilty but he face-fucks you sometimes, and it feels amazing, but he honestly might let himself get carried away. So he’ll sometimes grab your hair or clench his fist instead, otherwise he’ll just try to gently guide your ahead along sometimes. His moans during blowjobs are also damn hot as well. Like guttural groans and moans, he’s louder than normal.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends with Kakashi! Whether it’s a quickie, the position, where you’re doing it. He has a penchant for slow and sensual though. He wants to savour you, the sensation, the moment, the sights, everything. He really wants to bask in the intimacy of what’s going on and go as deep as he can and take his time. He likes taking it easy.

But there’s always gonna be moments where he can be pretty damn animalistic and rough and he’s pretty good with that too. Though, where he has the time to do so, he likes to build up to it? Occasionally he’ll be too pent up/frustrated or too short on time to really do it but like if time and space allows he doesn’t wanna start ramming into you like right away, he wants you to adjust, and will slowly fuck you until you’re really want it as crazily as he does.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He likes a good quickie, or rather, they’re his only option sometimes. He’s a busy guy who can’t always plan his schedule, and this goes tenfold when he becomes Hokage. So whilst his favourite will also be something longer where he can take his time and enjoy your body, you’re gonna have to accept that there will be periods where all you’ll get is quickies in his office, or in the morning before he has to leave.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

So despite all that stuff I listed about all the things he won’t do, he’s willing to try a lot of stuff with you. He does enjoy experimenting and he thinks it’s fun and brings you guys closer together, but within reason. He doesn’t wanna do anything too complicated or too strange by his standards, but he’ll be up for new locations, new positions, and he is risky in the sense that he won’t mind doing some stuff in public, or semi-public at least.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

So it’s definitely better when he doesn’t have his sharingan constantly sapping his energy anymore, but not to the point that you really noticed there being a problem before. He just puts a lot of effort and concentration into not cumming before you, and he’s pretty good at that. Depending on how pent up he is, he can last a decent amount of time. But if he has lasted quite a long time, when he finally does cum, he might not be in the mood to go again.

I see him going for like, one short round and one long one. Or if it’s shorter his recovery time’s pretty decent. But if you get ever happen to get three or more rounds of him in one go you should definitely praise him or take care of him cuz that’s pretty difficult and his dick might be broken for the next few days.

The only time his ability to hold back his orgasm goes to shit is when you’re having his way with him by riding him or sucking him off. You’re just too good have mercy on him But he’s better able to control that stuff and slow down and take breaks when he needs to when he’s the one leading things.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Nah, this harkens back to the whole thing about him not wanting to overcomplicate things and just have fun without thinking too much. He can’t be assed with toys and won’t use them on himself. I also mentioned earlier that he doesn’t like the fakeness/artificiality of toys, just the gimmicky-ness of it, the plastics... Nah. He wants to feel something real. Besides it’s canon how crazy this man’s physical skill is, his hands, his fingers… He’s completely satisfied with just his hands. And you are too

If it means a lot to you, he can use toys on you. But let’s be honest I really don’t think you’ll feel the need.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Kakashi is a little shit, we all know this. He loves to tease and edge, and he just loves seeing how frustrated you get, your scolding, knowing that you still can’t make him do anything he doesn’t want to do, your annoyed little whines and huffs… But he always more than makes up for it later.

He is so bad at receiving teasing though, he cannot withstand as much as you can, which is lame, considering how much he can put you through.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not that loud, though there are times he can be. When he’s getting close to cumming, when he finally does are probably his loudest. But generally, his noises are so so nice. He makes soft little grunts and pants mostly, but he’ll growl and groan, whisper your name.. But sometimes you can get a semi-loud moan out of hiim and omg it’s so so hot.

He’s a little louder when he’s tired, or first thing in the morning? He’s more sensitive. When he’s not having to concentrate so much or think too much about what’s going on, he’ll get a little louder. He’s also louder when you’re riding him than in other positions.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You know what I’ve gone in so deep with this head canons that I can’t think of a random one and I can’t remember what I wrote yesterday.

So Kakashi really appreciates just physical contact with you, wherever it might be. It doesn’t necessarily need to be sexual either but it makes him feel at ease. I said this already too, but Kakashi loves the comfort of just being vanilla. Nothing special, nothing elaborate, no gimmicks, just him on top of you, with your legs around his hips, as he drives into you. It’s literally just you and him in the world and that’s all there needs to be and nothing’s ever felt more right than that.  

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

It’s canon Kakashi is big need I say more. Okay I’ll say more. So it’s pretty long and thick. It’s not like monster huge but he’ll definitely take some adjusting. Probs uncut, and the same girth all the way down. Also kinda veiny, there’s some big ones on the underside. You’ll definitely feel him throb inside you.  But his body is nice too, but we been knowing that. He’s lean, and muscular, but in an understated way. He also has really nice legs? Like his thighs are good. The only time I saw his legs was in ep 101 of og Naruto but I was very pleased tbh. Like they’re well-trained but not crazy muscular like those men who work out a lot get… do you know what I mean? The round calves and stuff? He doesn’t have that. He also has a very nice ass. Gets flustered if you stare at it or slap it. Please do though his reaction is so cute.

Anyways, back to his dick, the colour is slightly darker than the rest of his body and the tip a tad darker than that. I remember seeing a picture on twitter and omg I couldn’t like it cuz I need some semblance of keeping my twitter professional but omg I saved the link, this is it though, the artist gets him perfectly.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s high but nothing ridiculous. He’s controlled enough where he can go a while without it, but this is harder once he has a partner.

Once you guys have settled into each other and grown comfortable, he’s probably up for it 3-4 times a week, but depends on you and both of your schedules too. Sometimes it’s more, sometimes less.  But he’s a busy guy and has tons of things going on so as much as he’d like to, he can’t think about having sex extremely frequently. He’s also gonna have periods where he physically can’t see you that much, so the times you do see each other might be spent having sex so it might feel like it’s crazy high, but it’s more that he’s making up for lost time.

As he gets older his sex drive does decrease slightly, but not by much tbh. He’s very adaptable to your needs too. If you wanna fuck a lot that’s all great but if it’s like twice a day every day then calm down dang you might need to satisfy yourself. But if yours is a lot lower than is, he might struggle, but eh, he can manage.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sex definitely depletes him and makes it easy to sleep, but he’ll normally wait for you to fall asleep. It’s a control thing and a protective thing, but he just feels a lot better about sleeping once you’re already there dozing off in his arms, and after sex is one of the rare times where he feels relaxed enough and his mind is empty enough where he can get a good night’s rest without any issues.  

[sasukelore]

Hi you got me hot & bOTHERED LMAO can I request some nasty Shikamaru smut (if u write for him ofc) 🥵🥵 id let this man destroy my pussy any way he pleases, wouldnt even say no to his kagemane no jutsu to fuck my brains OUTT, he’s just such a whole ass SNACKKKKK i love him phew

Shikamaru Nara SFW&NSFW relationship headcanons

Request: Hi you got me hot & bOTHERED LMAO can I request some nasty Shikamaru smut (if u write for him ofc) 🥵🥵 id let this man destroy my pussy any way he pleases, wouldnt even say no to his kagemane no jutsu to fuck my brains OUTT, he’s just such a whole ass SNACKKKKK i love him phew

A/N: Hiii, I just did relationship headcanons because why not, also I completely forgot that I’ve already written some shika relationship hcs. Check out my masterlist if you wanna give it a read... anyways I hope that’s okay ❤️❤️

Warnings: NSFW, sexual, mentions of kinks (that may include some kinks that could be offensive like degradation), cigarette mentions

SFW

Shikamaru is a little bit of a mystery when it comes to dating. Every girl in konoha expects him to be just as lazy and nonchalant as he usually is.

Of course, that’s not the case at all! Once shikamaru is with you, he’s completely devoted. 

He won’t be the guy who you worry about looking at other girls, or who doesn’t pay attention to you… 

That all being said, Shikamaru does enjoy relaxing with you. Looking at the clouds, or laying in a secret meadow

 Expect overly romantic gestured in public. They’ll all be subtle and yet so unexpected. 

Brushing your hair behind your ear, brushing his lips against your temple, letting his fingers brush against your bare skin under your shirt right below the beginning of your waist. 

Shikamaru honestly loves having conversations with you. Conversations about politics, food, what you did that day.

He wILL have a conversation with you right before bed. He’ll trace little shapes onto your back and let out quiet “huh”s when you pause

Shikamaru isn’t opposed to PDA. But he won’t initiate it a whole lot.

He won’t get uncomfortable if you kiss him in public or grasp his hand.

He’ll definitely show pda when you’re talking to any other guy though. He makes sure his hand is on your waist and he irregularly whispers into your ear

Sometimes he’ll whisper something into your ear causing you to blush.

And he’ll do that when any guy is around. He did it once when you were talking to Kakashi and you got really embarrassed

Kakashi did too.

Shikamaru loves to just blow smoke into your face. He usually does it to tease you when you’re rambling or daydreaming

If you’re okay with it, he’ll place his cigarette between your lips to get you to stop talking.

This action will of course make you retaliate. And eventually hot cigarette ash will end up on atleast one of you.

NSFW

Will tease you in public. HE WILL GO HARD. literally hard. blue balled in public.

He IS the tease of konoha. He’ll build you up and won’t touch you for a week.

Putting his hand on your thigh is the beginning signs of this. And then he’ll nudge your legs more apart and “accidentally” brush against your clothed core

Shikamaru is also the type to jokingly push you or swat your arm, its often that he WILL GROPE YOU (lol...)

When he’s not teasing, he usually lets you initiate your sexual rendezvous.

Shikamaru usually knows what makes you uncomfortable really fast; so if you’re trying something new and don’t like it- he’ll stop immediately

He’ll never let things get awkward! He’ll always try to brush it off and do something that he knows you like

Now, Shikamaru is a tease, but he hates it when you tease him. Will get frustrated really fast.

He’ll attempt to let you have your fun but he literally hates every second of it.

Shikamaru will probably let out a few shadow clones to restrain you from doing it any further.

And if you think he’ll pull pack his shadow clones, you’re sorely mistaken.

He ABUSES his shadow clones to pull, gag, choke, squeeze. Sometimes he’ll even watch his shadow clones do all the work

Watching your warm body writhe and become shadowed by his dark puppets make him harder by the minute

Shikamaru has a list of pet names he calls you. Especially in sex. It all depends on what mood is set

He uses “babe” and “princess” the most, but he’s not afraid to be more risqué and call you “little girl” or add degradation into it

He’ll even call you his little slut, only when you’ve been acting bratty or teasing him.

In that case, well... you asked for it.

Shikamaru loves when you leave little marks all over his body. He pretends to be exasperated by it, he might even scold you, but he actually loves it.

If you make a mess he’ll probably become hard again. Just seeing the remnants of your arousal mixed with his release is enough to do it

Which leads to more and more rounds because I firmly believe that despite his lazy demeanor, he can go multiple rounds and he will

The aftercare for literally anything is always sweet and short. Usually it’s right on the verge of sleep.

His fingers will be rubbing your back and his lips will be on your temple. Occasionally he’ll squeeze your skin on your hip, just to make you giggle and squirm

He’ll really appreciate it if you leave little kisses on his skin wherever is closest to your mouth. His chest, arms, neck... literally anywhere.

Shika is a touched starved boi kay??? He loves prolonging any physical attention. If you’re giving him love when he’s about to fall asleep it’ll be the cherry on top for him.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

an ask for the jounin-sensei's <3<3<3

what if they were told that an inevitable explosion was coming to their area in a few minutes, would they wake up their s/o besides them and spend the last few minutes with them or let them sleep through it to spare them from the pain?

(pretty sure kakagai kinda answered this in that The Last movie though damn 😂😂)

Ohhh love this (and you're right. Doesn't matter what's happening, Kakashi and Gai are standing side by side facing it together, no matter how little their chance of survival is. I adore that the last just hand-fed that to us. it was beautiful)

Asuma

Asuma would wake his partner up, but he wouldn't tell them what was happening if he can avoid it. these last few moments are going to be shared with happiness, not fear.

He'll play a game of Shogi with them, and have a nice breakfast. It'll just be a nice relaxing time until everything is suddenly gone, and it will be precious to him.

A final moment to just love his S/O.

Yamato (included because he counts damn it lol I know he wasn't a Sensei but shhh)

Yamato would let his partner sleep. If they wake up he feels obligated to tell them so that they can choose how to spend those last few precious moments, but if they sleep they won't even register what has happened. to them, they'll just be living in a dream forever.

He'll lay by their side gently stroking their face. Takes in every last second he has with them, not with fear in his heart but with love. the love of knowing that he's at home, with the person he loves when everything ends.

he's not alone and that is all he has ever asked for.

Kakashi

Kakashi is difficult because he's someone who adjusts to those around him. if his partner is someone who would want to know and be aware, he would wake them up and they would spend those last moments together. snuggling, playing games, eating. whatever they want to do he will do it, as long as he's with them.

If they want to go for a walk, he'll go for a walk.

If they want to sit outside and watch, registering the end of everything while sitting by his side, he'll do it. even though it terrifies him.

But if that's not what his partner would want, he'll let them sleep. if he knows waking them up would only risk them panicking and freaking out, he'll leave them be and enjoy these last moments in silence. Guarding them against the reality of what's about to happen.

Gai

Gai is a very dedicated man so I feel like on the one hand, he'd want to help people and save anyone he can, but on the other, if it really is just these last few moments and there's nothing he can do, he's going to enjoy it

he'll wake his partner up and make their last moments something precious to remember. not a second will be wasted and even though his S/O might be scared, they appreciate it.

Even in the face of the end, Gai is smiling and laughing. He's just as energetic and youthful as he always is, and that's comforting.

Kurenai

Kurenai would wake them up and enjoy their last few minutes. she'd have her time with them even though she knows they're scared

and in those last few precious moments, when everything's about to burn in a fiery crash, she'll use her genjutsu to save them from reality. Their brain will live out a much better ending, though they still die.

it won't register to them that the end has come, because as far as their brain knows they're laughing with Kurenai in a field of flowers and just closed their eyes for a nap.

Iruka (Honorary Addition. I know he's a chunin but he always deserves a mention)

this one is hard. I think Iruka would let them sleep and just cuddle up beside them and try to think about all of the good times they had, but i also firmly belive he'd wake them up

if there's even a sliver of a chance to get out and save them he'd want to do it, and if what they choose is to sit there with him and just enjoy those last few precious moments, he's happy to do it.

Iruka would just want his partner to be happy and safe, but if that's not possible he wants them beside him. smiling, laughing, enjoying themselves

the last thing he wants to see when everything ends is their beautiful smile.

that's not too much to ask, is it?

[ayyyez]

Can i have kakashi and itachi as husbands??🥺

a/n: everybody wants the husbands ehe (Itachi is like non-massacre or he lives in the village whatever) warnings: none

Kakashi Hatake

Look he isn’t the number 1 husband I’ll be real but he tries his best. It’s just for him the village has always come first so sometimes he cancels plans or comes home late without warning and leaves you worrying.

If you have the same lifestyle as a shinobi then it’s easier for you to understand that about each other but if you are a civilian it may take some getting used to. He can go days-weeks where he is MIA but he assures you he will always return. 

The time he does spend with you is usually relaxing. He’ll ask you about your time apart and mostly listen. He will only tell you little things about what he has done. Shinobi Kakashi just skips the details and gives you vague explanations (unless you know about his mission and are a shinobi) and Hokage Kakashi will just insist his day was boring lmao. 

Will literally just come home, shower and come lie on top of you. Kind of just wraps himself around you and it makes his day great. Stroke his head or back and it will soothe him.

The kind of guy to make you coffee is he is making one. Will do the cooking when he can and is great at keeping the house clean. Only down side is he doesn’t always have time to do it. Will always clean stuff after he uses it though. 

Reading together on the couch. Him and his icha icha and you with whatever takes your fancy. You teasing him by making him try to read out loud. Reading over his shoulder because you know it stresses him out. 

Falling asleep on the couch because he can’t make it to the bed. You not wanting to sleep without him so you fall asleep on top of him. You both wake up with sore necks/backs because it’s cramped lol. 

Lazy mornings in the shower together. Just holding each other when you’re too tired to talk. Him groaning when it’s early (gets worse with age) but never out right complaining. 

He does make an effort to try and be on time to meet you out but you know, life. Having lunch together when he is Hokage because someone needs to force him to take a break. 

Itachi Uchiha

Does everything he can to make you feel loved. Will be gentle and reassuring. Will make you cups of tea without you even asking. Will cook you breakfast when he is home. Will run you a bath just because he thought you looked tense.

Evening walks where you talk about anything. He likes routine with you since the rest of his life is chaos. At nights enjoys spending time on the porch and look up at the stars. 

First thing he does after a mission is either shower or bathe. If you want to make his day then get in with him. Long relaxing baths with you after a long day is the best thing. Will wash your hair and let you lean against him while he tells you he missed you.

If he’s late he will feel bad and insist on making it up to you. If he can’t make it home one night he will bring you something. Usually dango, okay maybe he also bought some for himself. 

Actually just get him sweets in general and he will love you even more lol he tries to not buy them for himself fo you as an excuse = the love of his life okay.

He likes cooking breakfast more than other meals. Mainly because he is good at breakfast food and that he isn’t so tired in the morning. By the time evenings come he’s exhausted. 

More of a night owl than an early bird. Will sometimes stay up later than you going over scrolls or reading. Squints until you make him go get glasses. He is relived to no longer get headaches all the time, thanks to you. 

Wearing his shirts to bed because the smile on his face is worth it. Also turns him on ehehe. He especially likes coming home to find you on the bed, asleep and wearing nothing but his shirt. He feels very lucky. 

Neji Hyuga

This man is a dedicated to you heart and soul (and body ehe). He goes a little overboard at first trying to be a good husband. Tries to do everything and pamper you. Please talk to him and make him calm down.

Brings to the marriage a wide variety of tea. Teaches you how to brew different kinds. Makes you several cups, different teas for different moments. Takes note of your favourites to give to you when you seem down. Love this man okay.

A tiny bit clingy at first because the insecurity takes over. Always finds a reason to be by your side and is a little touch starved. Hug this man omg. but again once you set him straight he will mellow. 

He is the main cook. He always cooked meals for himself and now he cooks them for you. Cooks a lot of fish because it’s his favourite. Makes good soba. 

More of a morning person. Wakes up early, if you hate that then pull him right back into bed, crawl on top of him and force him to stay in bed. He will protest with an amused tone in his voice but will stay (for a little while)

Likes to read. Has lots of books, mostly short books but lots. Likes reading while next to you. Enjoys a nice moment together in silence while the two of you just sort of exist together. 

Likes taking you out to eat every now and again. He insists on not being lazy in your dates and keep it up. Also gives him an excuse not to cook and indulge in your company. 

Taking baths together while having deep and meaningful conversations. Won’t admit it but likes being in your arms and relaxing against you. Stroke your fingers up and down his arms, across his chest and he is in heaven.

[animeomegas]

Pet names with the Naruto boys

(I just want to call them these names, don’t ask me why this was the only idea to make it through my writer’s block, but it was :D )

Warnings: I didn’t proof read this lol

Naruto: Sunshine

I mean, he’s the embodiment of sunshine in terms of hair and personality, so how on earth could you resist??

“I love you, sunshine,” you whispered as you peppered Naruto’s face with kisses. 

“Sunshine?” he asked, confused. 

“Mmhm,” you hummed positively. “Because no matter how grey or cloudy my mind gets, your sunshine always breaks through.” 

A gentle smile spread across his face, so unlike the grin that normally resided there. 

“For you? Always.”

Sasuke: Grumpy

This boy just gets so grumpy about everything! Even when he likes something, he gets grumpy about the fact that he’s enjoying something, it’s wild. 

Also, you just know he’d hate it and he’s so much fun to tease, it’s a perfect pet name for him. 

“You forgot to pick up the extra soy sauce,” Sasuke frowned, as he rummaged through your shopping bags. “I even underlined it on the list so you wouldn’t forget.” 

“Wait, you underlined it? I thought it was crossed out!”

Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

“Why would I put it on the list only to cross it out?”

“I don’t know what goes on in that head of yours, Mr. Grumpy, relax for once, you might even enjoy it.” 

Even though your tone clearly conveyed a joking tone, Sasuke looked almost comically offended. 

You weren’t sure whether it was the nickname, or the blasphemous suggestion that he actually try to relax and enjoy things for one that caused offence. 

Shino: Honey bunny

Shino screams honey bunny to me. Like, whenever I see him, I just want to scoop him up and squish him because he’s so cute. 

So, honey bunny is his new name now, and I’m unfortunately not accepting criticism at this time, thank you for understanding. 

“Hey, I know it’s hard right now, but with some practice, you’ll get the hang of it,” you tried to soothe a downtrodden Shino who was having trouble adjusting to his new teaching role. 

“It doesn’t feel that way. Why? Because the students do not respect me.” 

“Oh, honey bunny, I’m sorry you’re upset, can I do anything to make it better?” 

Shino startled for a moment at your words before a little pink tinge settled on his cheeks. 

“I-I- I will figure it out,” he denied your help abruptly, but still rested his head on your shoulder. 

“Okay, honey bunny, I understand.” 

You grinned as Shino made a little wheezing noise at the pet name. So cute.

Shikamaru: Sleeping beauty

I don’t think I need to explain my inspiration for this particular nickname.

“Here you go, sleeping beauty,” you draped a blanket over Shikamaru as he lay slumped across the couch. “Maybe tomorrow you’ll be able to beat your record and stay up for a whole ten minutes after returning from work, but obviously today is not the day.” 

Shikamaru slowly peeled open one eye to glare at you. 

“Yeah, yeah,” you dismissed his glare with a pat to the head. “Close your eyes, you get difficult when you haven’t had your beauty sleep.” 

Kakashi: Darling

He is so thrown off balance when he’s called darling at first, but that’s the beauty of it. 

It’s like, wow, an obvious verbal reminder that this person loves me dearly. Disgusting. Do it again. 

“Can you pass me the mackerel?”

“Of course, my darling, here you go,” you held out the bag of mackerel for Kakashi to take but he didn’t move to take it. 

...

...

“Kakashi?” you asked hesitantly as he continued to stare at you without moving. “Darling? Are you alright?”

That seemed to snap him out of whatever that was, and he hastily grabbed the fish and averted his eyes back to the chopping board with a muttered ‘thanks’.

Was there steam coming out of his ears???

Neji: Butterfly

He is beauty, he is grace, he will punch you in the face. 

“You’re so beautiful, butterfly,” you couldn’t stop the words from tumbling out of your mouth as you watched Neji tie up his hair. 

Neji hit you with an unimpressed look. 

“I could close every chakra point in your body and kill you.”

“Yes, you could,” you agreed easily. “And you’d look so graceful doing it. Like a butterfly.”

Itachi: Flower

I really feel like Itachi is so used to only be valued by his shinobi skills, and he’s even a little oblivious to how attractive other people find him, so I just want to remind him that he’s pretty and he can be gentle and peaceful and he doesn’t have to only be good at slaughtering things, y’know?

Also, I read a fanfic once where Itachi helped forgive himself for murdering his clan by buying a flower/plant for every member he killed until he had a full garden. He picked plants that he felt represented those clan members he knew, and then used like, little succulents or something to represent all the children. 

That has stayed in my head rent free for a long time, so he always reminds me of flowers now. 

“It’s alright, flower, it was just a nightmare,” you tried to keep your tired voice steady as you ran your fingers through Itachi’s hair. But instead of the silence that usually greeted you when he was feeling like this, Itachi said,

“Flower?” in a little shaky voice. 

“You don’t like it? I think it suits you.”

“No, I- I don’t mind it,” he admitted bashfully, face still pressed into your chest. 

“Good, because I like it. Now, try and get some more sleep, flower, I’ll be here.”

Iruka: Cutie

Iruka needs a pet name that’s kinda flirty, kinda playful, ,but also one that reminds him that he’s not just the authoritative, responsible and shouty teacher/chunin at the missions desk. 

Nothing else fit him as well as this in my opinion. 

“Hey cutie,” you flirted, wrapping your arms around Iruka’s waist from behind as he noted something down on a notepad in the kitchen. “What you up to?”

“I’m just making a shopping list,” he laughed, pushing backwards with his hips to knock you back a little. “I was thinking about cooking dinner for us tonight.” 

You pulled back abruptly. 

“Iruka, I can’t keep buying a replacement set of kitchen wares every time you want to cook something, I’m not made of money.” 

“I won’t break anything this time!” he denied, crossing his arms over his chest. 

You recognised a losing battle and just sighed. 

“Whatever you say, cutie.”

[welkinsky]

Congrats to 100 follower ✨💖 you really deserve it. You constantly put quality content out there 🥺

As for your celebration, what about the alphabet for Kakashi? 🥰

Kakashi X Reader | A-Z Headcanon

Masterlist

A-Z Headcanon

Warning: 18+ Content

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Once you two are done and tired, he's gonna take a moment and then turn over to you to smile and adore how flushed you look. He usually kisses your forehead and then pulls you into his chest. Once you two are all calmed down. "You want to hop in the shower baby?" Still running his one hand through your hair. If you say you want to rest a bit more, he gets up to get you water and towels, or if you say yes then expect a "Round 2?" joke on your way, which wasn't actually a joke.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of their partner’s)

Your thighs! Doesn't matter if you have thick thighs or not he likes to grab them while you're on top or you two are just chilling and he is running his hand through them and they slip certain places "by accident"

In a non-sexual way, it is your hair, for sure. He likes to bury his face in them because the scent of the fresh shampoo is relaxing to him. If you change your shampoo he'll notice it right away, expect a new bottle of the same shampoo on the shelf next to your new one the next day.

C = Cuddling

Cuddling with this man is a dream! He likes to be all over you with one leg over yours and your face buried in his chest. Even if you are being the small spoon, his one leg will be over you and your head resting on one of his arm and his other arm over your shoulder pulling you closer to his chest.

Whenever you two are on a nap date, his hand is always resting on you. He becomes restless when he can't find you but calms down after finding you on the other side of the bed. Then just keeps his palm on you rather than pulling you in and waking you up.

D = Dirty Secret

This one time, you two had an idea of taking some nudes together just for fun to see whose turns out to be the better one. You both set a rule to get rid of them after the winner was announced, which never happened since you two were so turned on in the process that you two ended up doing it. You forgot it but he still has your photo with him. Shut up, it helps him on long missions.

E = Experience 

He was not a virgin, but he wasn't much experienced either. If you want to know more about this scenario find it here.

In starting he kept things vanilla, he didn't want to freak you out. But you wanted more but that was the case with you too so this one time you stole his Itcha Itcha to read what type of stuff he was into. AND YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT. You had to read it as fast as you can because he'd notice that it was missing.

And when you suggested something, it was a shock to him because he knows exactly how to do it but to ACTUALLY experience it and that too with YOU? The guy was in actual heaven that day.

F = Favourite Position 

It depends, he is a tease so he likes when you do all the work but just wait till he has your image of having one leg over his shoulder while he's pounding into you and you're all flustered, aaaaand the guy is pinning you down and going at it.

Or if he is IN THE MOOD he's gonna start with you on all fours and will end up having you burring your face in the pillow.

G = Goofy

Hehe he is the best type of goofy. He says the jokes with a straight face while everyone is on the floor dying. He only lets out a small laugh when you are laughing your "so-called ugly laugh" in front of others too.

But sometimes he starts laughing even before cracking the joke because it was that funny, "Oh boy, naah it's nothing" he says wiping a tear, off his one eye. You all will beg him but according to him "the moment is gone" lol he IS a tease.

H = Hair 

His hair is sooooo fluffy! And after how little he looks after them? It is almost a joke on you. You take care of your hair a lot but this guy probably washes it with body wash and still has such good quality. He always says that it is a good diet to trick you into healthy eating too. This guy never misses a chance to do that.

I = Intimacy 

Your emotional intimacy is something that is beyond this world. You both never knew that you were capable of feeling emotions so strongly.  You're hurt? He feels this burning feeling in his heart that he can't get rid of. He is having a nightmare? It breaks your heart that you cannot do anything about what he had to go through.

Not for once have you two felt any sort of negative emotions to one another but just love and CARE! You love your people but for the first time, you've felt that "care" not from the words but actions. 

For the first time, you two have felt that you don't have to do everything on your own, you can divide it and let your guard down for a moment because you know that other one will be there if something goes wrong.

J = Jack Off 

He does it normally when he is out on a mission or away from you for a while. One thought of you can turn him on in that case.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Ohohoho where should I even start? He LOVES to handcuff you because that just gives him more power over what he wants you to feel. Which is why he likes blindfold too.

As your relationship grows he likes the risk factor too so he likes to do it in a tricky place. But while making sure that your reputation doesn't get compromised at any cost.

L = Location (Favourite places to do they do)

Umm isn't it obvious? Anywhere? Literally. But he loves to bend you over the kitchen counter and take you then and there as he enters the house and finds you cooking or just having a drink or something.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He will do anything you ask for while doing it to make sure that he will be able to see that face of yours when you have just let go and you're too flustered to even care. It shows him that you are enjoying it.

Or if it is just you pleasing him and you look up to him with "puppy eyes" heh don't blame him for what is about to happen to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

You risking your reputation for the "risk factor". See, everyone sees you highly in the village and he loves the respect that they give you. He WILL NEVER ruin it just because he is feeling it right now and won't let you do the same too.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

It may not seem like it but he LOVES to give it to you. Actually, if this time it is more of a sensual one then he always starts with eating you only. It is his way of showing that you're his priority.

He has long fingers so umm ya. You're overstimulated most of the time. As much as he loves seeing this, he holds your hand with one while the other one is pumping in and out of you as he plays with your clit with his tongue.

He loves to hold one hand with you even while he is eating you out. Wow.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He starts with "slow as death" ones and then once you're begging to him theeen he goes fast and deep. You ARE lucky to have him honestly :')

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

You don't even have to say anything? You are looking good before you two go out? You'll be doing it before leaving the house.

It's not his fault! You look too good, it's your fault.

And sometimes these quickies turn into something more and you two end up staying home.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risk who? That's all I'm gonna say.

S = Stamina 

He can go for a lot of rounds. But if he is just back from the mission or has been busy all day and now he is tired. Please don't push him. Not because he is a "poor guy" or something, nooooo, this idiot will get horny and do it anyway. But regret in the morning because he didn't take enough rest.

T = Toy

He bought it only when you two started experimenting so you both have handcuffs (used for you only he doesn't like to be a sub that often), a blindfold, and a vibrator for sure. This fucker likes to edge you a lot.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Heh isn't it clear already? This guy is the definition of being unfair. As you start to get a little annoyed and turn to him and catch him smirking, all that "annoyance" turns into "lust" lol you simp! But can we really blame you?

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

If you are doing it somewhere out? He'll keep shut and even cover your mouth to avoid getting caught. But if he is at home, he will grunt a lot but will let out a loud moan once he reaches his high

W = Wild Card (Just a random headcanon because I cannot think of anything starting with W)

He cooks for you in the morning. That is the only time he can make sure that you have a good healthy meal since he is not there for lunch and you make the dinner.

If he is cooking in the morning then expect your lunch prepared for you too.  *and meal prep for dinner* bro he wants to make sure that you are taking care of yourself because you work too hard okay? Shut up and have your fruits and drink some water as you read this...... Go now, sip some water.

X = X-Ray

He has a lean physique but specifically, his arms are muscular and they are getting buffer after you mention that you like buffed arms. Hehe being slick, okayyyy.

Also, he has long slim fingers, umm good for you.

But you like to draw in his hands too sometimes. Just some little things. He smiles at them as he looks at them later.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He kind of has a strong sex drive. Most of the time if it is because of the fact that he is too excited to try new things on you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He doesn't sleep until he knows that you are sound asleep. He likes to take in the scent of your hair and just run his fingers through your hair to calm you down a bit. Do it back too, please. He loves it a lot! If you stop and start doing something else, he'll bring back your hand to his hair and make you do it for as long as you don't fall asleep. In any case, he is sleeping once you're asleep.

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Shikamaru is my favorite character but ya’ll are making me change my lane with how many posts I’ve written for Kakashi XD

Thanks For Reading and for the ask!

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