#i insist u do

[someone-uncool-ig]

Hi opened monster requests (on my page) if this post found you please throw in a monster or two for me to draw, these are the ones I've done so far + stogg who isn't here yet but might be posted in the future

[almondpiglet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOME ⭐⭐⭐👽👽👽 OUR PRECIOUS WEIRD DAUGHTER

[mrmeepsmadmind]

i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb

[your-fuccked-up-dad-volume100]

Forced kisses while you cry, push at my chest & try to turn your head away. Grabbing your jaw to face me & growing hard at your failed attempts to escape. Too bad you’re embarrassingly weak. Are you even trying? I don’t think so, you want this. It’s okay, you can tell me. Say it.🔪

[yuwuta]

prince satoru who gets drunk at every ball, gala, and formal gathering because he knows it means you, his knight in waiting, will have to drag him away and spend time trying to sober him up. he really doesn’t care much for liquor (and when it takes merely a half chalice of wine to get him tipsy, he hardly considers what he’s doing a problem), but he does care for you, and he cares a lot about having your attention and your hands on him as you try to get him to settle down and feed him bread and water. it’s a much better way to spend the evening if you ask him

[cent-scratchnsniff]

green apple flavor

[five-star-stay]

Lmao han's sheepish yet fond face as he indulges lee know and changes his answer to saying they were fated to be<33

[queerprayers]

all I can say is they invented the organ for a reason.

[g3othermal3scapism]

dont EVER talk to her or her daughter or her situationship-turned-coparent again

[nitroish]

holy shit cloud au vessel just dropped !!! and some psyche stuff win-win

[reineydraws]

Is the renkaza a crackship?

nope! on ao3, they're the third biggest kny ship and the biggest kyojuro ship, actually--not that popularity automatically means a ship can't be crack? hm.

the definition of crackship is debateable lol but to me they're not cracky 'cuz the things akaza was saying during their mugen train fight and akaza's human backstory provide a lot of give in terms of connection points to kyojuro.

they're a ship for all the people who love enemies/rivals-to-lovers plots, and ships that involve a lot of physical fighting and/or searching for humanity, which are some of my fave things to look for haha. they can also just be deeply convoluted and toxic when romantically involved, which is its own brand of fun! (tho i personally tend to look for stuff that ends more wholesomely. angst with a happy ending my beloved. 💞)

i will say that while they're not a crackship, the au's where akaza just fucks off completely (like my au comic haha) or where kyo goes all-in on being a demon right away can come off cracky, but i think that's less "crackship" and more "crack taken seriously".

i hope this makes sense!

[deeenjoyer]

sunny episode titled 'dennis fights gay marriage' and its dennis doing everything in his power to stop mac from marrying his boyfriend while insisting the entire time that it's for his own selfish self-preservation and not because he's in gay love with mac

[bisexualfagdyke]

People who can only see Jeremy as a bottom (when Nora has said he is a service top) are SO WEAK!!!

[soy-bean-factory]

embarrassing for me but heres my pathologic oc, guy who is too lame to join the soul-and-a-halves and too offputting to join the dog heads

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[theholidayslingerlikebadperfume]

i am so fucking tired of certain pansexuals trying to redefine what bisexual meant and has always meant just to so they can virture signal about their gender affirming sexuality. if you dont think bisexual works as a label, fine whatever but can yall PLEASE STOP FUCKING LYING about what bisexuality has always meant to the bisexuals. if your only reason for identifying as pansexual is because "bisexual isnt inclusive enough" for you, that is bisexual erasure!! you are erasing what the words has historically meant to bisexuals just to feel better about yourself and that's not fucking cool.