#i hope this is fun

[applestruda]

Starry Sleepover

First ever dtiys! Celebrating 1 year here!

Rules below!

No deadline!

Feel free to use my designs or your own

You can change up the composition as you want, but keep the main vibes of sleepover, stars, and Boatem (don't remove folks)

You can use any form of art for this dtiys (writers included!!)

Use the #BeeBoatemDtiys tag, and if you want you can optionally @ me

If you have any questions ask away! Other than that have fun :]

[nerdierholler]

Y’all I cannot wait.

[oerismine]

Hullo!!! Another ask from me!! Can I ask about your setting?? :D what's it like? I'd love to know the lore :D

Oh there's a lot to say, so I'll give some for now and maybe add more later :D The most developed area is the country of Skorrain, a little island with a mountainous coast. It's described as its citizens as "pretty safe, pretty normal". It isn't at all :D

Theres a collection of City-states, each bearing solid defences and capable guards. Outside them, you're prone to running into dangerous people and creatures, including (but not limited to): Dragons of varying types (including Atomic, Ferrous, and Sylvan), aberrations like roaming Beholders, Cryptids if you get close enough to Panderra, the "Capital", roaming cultists of The Clandestine (demigods who are seeking supplicants to grow their power), people trying to become gods, and warring mafia families if you get to the north-west.

Analaxis is a city run by heavily classist yakuza elves. Their nearby rivals are set up in Ferrenith, and are 1920s Mobster goblinoids who're developing guns. One of them is a Dad who has gained 2 daughters by accident, one of whom is 350 years his senior. He introduced her to irish coffee and tommy guns.

The Mysterious Forest lies in the centre of the country, itself home to a coven of misandrist witches who're protected by Ora The Manslayer, the long-dead ghost of one of their progenitors. She kills any man who enters the forest, allows women in and escorts some of them in to join the coven, and keeps the enbies out, but lets them live.

One city, Ild'fallen, is built below the lava of a volcano, and is protected by a layer of dense arcane diamond that acts not only as protection from the lava, but as a climate control for the city. The leading family's next-in-line is an Artificer-type who is out trying to get tourists to visit her home. She creates arcane punching weapons based on the stories she heard of a random tiefling lady from halfway across the country who got her own magic punch abilities from a now-dead god of mental health.

Also, milennia ago, the only god of magic to have ever existed died there, and his power suffused into the land to make it weird as balls.

The first lich in existence lives in the mob goblin city, and his ex-student (who became his better so quickly, he experimented on her and killed her heart) crawled out from the ocean after being stuck there for 140 years. She found the tower he now lives in, developed her powers further, and became goddess of undeath. She wants to kill him but the other gods wont let her because it's too petty. Also she's trans and human, but hasn't aged for the 180/200 years before her ascension.

Another country has trains and a cult encroaching into their lands from the underdark. Their leader is trying to resurrect the now-dead Lolth, who chose to become mortal and died of old age, because of lesbian pining. She's a disaster.

[choasuqeen]

TRICK OR TREAT!!

ok so kinda stealing @curiouscornfieldcryptid idea/version

anyone, mutuals, non mutuals, i dont care! ask me: 🔔- play ding dong ditch (goodluck!) 👻 meet a ghost 🎃 trick or treat!! 🦷something strange???? 🕳 leave a gift

[ilajue]

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 

[blabberoo]

;]

[whiteraven90]

Who would win? The thousand pound flying meathook t-rex, or… monkey with a stick?

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[monstermonger]

Happy spooky season from your friendly neighborhood fire-lizard :D

[mushroom-punk]

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE

happy episode 11!

[geezmarty]

(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up

[chloesimaginationthings]

Doey trio consider what to do about poppy playtime

[bug-s0da]

blehhh...

i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer

[batmanego]

i hope everyone with yellow/missing/crooked teeth or braces or whatever has the most stupendous day in the whole world i love you let’s smile at each other and not be scared

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You're just not toxic enough.