#i have them on the bio pretty sure ^^
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what r ur pronouns so i can encourage my friends to commison you. im way too poor to comisson but ur art is very very cool. or if u dont use pronouns how would you like me to refer to you
plain ol' she/her anon! thank you!
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Y'all know the drill
#ngl these memes are probably the most I contribute to this fandom#next to writing fanfiction#that I will post...one day#I saw in mr macbeth bio that he hated whenever ppl didn't take him seriously and ran with it sorry macbeth ily#these memes have been chilling in my drafts for days so I decided to finally post them#I literally just woke up HELPP#reg is gay as hellll#quentin alabaster#charles calvin#the henry stickmin collection#thsc#henry stickmin#henry stickmin collection#ellie rose#calvin bukowski#I actually don't know if that one is drake or josh#pretty sure that's josh tho#josh taylor#watch me be wrong#general hubert galeforce#burt curtis#thsc rhm#reginald copperbottom#dr vinschpinsilstien#mr macbeth#rupert price#my stuff#terrence suave#randy radman#terrandy
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adding tme to my bio bc while on one hand announcing my birth sex makes me dysphoric on the other hand. some of you are misogynists
#im pretty sure the creator of the terms (and if not the creator at least some of the people who use them)#have acknowledged theres a lack of nuance. but theyre still important terms that point out an important distinction#bc like. trans women do face unique discrimination for being trans women. idk why this is a hot take#on the other hand i do think trans men also face unique discrimination. but its not nearly as systemic#“but what about poc” yeah the dynamics of gender change when regarding racial discrimination in society. this goes for all genders#*and all races#just bc racial discrimination exists doesn't mean the patriarchy isn't real??#anyways im trying to read more theory but tbh my decisions here are mostly based on the fact that#out of the people i know the transmasc to transfem ratio is like 8:1#and i talk to every transfem i meet i just think theres genuinely less people out as transfem. because being transfem is more dangerous#and like. i agree that unique discrimination against trans men exists but i also think yuo are all transmisogynists 💀#the transmisogyny and misogyny in general in these nb/masc circles is crazy like u guys are the reason terfs have such a huge following 💀#(idk that but theres a serious misogyny problem here)#anyways. i think vaspider blocked me months ago for having free palestine in bio 💀#which is fine his takes sucked#🪐
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"Confession, I enjoy rare pairing that people ship! My favourite art requests are rare pairs where I don’t even know who the characters are so I get to learn about them! I also get to explore how the paring would work! It’s quite nice and designing the characters into my style is fun. I also enjoy the crack ships, the ones where you question “why and how” but also start questioning the universe on “why do they work so well??” I want more fun ships and have gotten a big bored of the popular ships."
"Note nothing wrong about them I love the popular ships and ship them myself lots. I just enjoy new and fresh ships that keep things interesting. I can only do so many Henry centric ship prompts before I decide to toss him around like a rag doll… actually didn’t I already do that? (:"
From your,
Friendly Neighbourhood Eldritch Horror <3
submitted by @howlerlight
#SEE YOU GET ITTT#I notice a lot of ppl (even in this fandom) tend to not give crackships and rarepairs a chance#bcz they have limited interactions and all that#but but hear me out#what if that's the fun of it?#think about it most of the characters in henry stickmin (other than the main ones obvs) don't have much to go off of other than their bios#making them essentially blank slates#which makes them fun to play around with including when it comes to shipping!#also all of those ships in the pictures are just ones I randomly thought of while thinking of rarepairs to put in this confession pfft#thsc#mod dave#thsc confession#thsc confessions#I wonder if I should tag the charas in the picture#mmmm sure most of them are pretty unpopular charas#henry stickmin#amelia “turtle” esteban#amelia esteban#gnewt stoneheel#karl pinkerton#thsc earrings#thsc the witch#thsc the leprechaun#antonidas sparta#@/howlerlight
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i have learned that the big feelings spike when i’m sick
#vari posting#two nights ago it was the shame#last night it was general hurt#tonight it’s. dysphoria????? for the first time in years????#idk i’m fem presenting. i’ve always been fem presenting except when i was forced into a masc position#not gonna get into it#but yeah. i gave up on correcting my name and pronouns because i wear skirts and like makeup and stuff#also just. i realized i actually do care when people fuck up#i do in fact not enjoy being a woman#like i’m having non binary feelings. and that shouldn’t feel that crazy considering i came out just under four years ago#i kind of just got hit with the fact that i’m still trying to conform#when it’s clear that even if i DO conform i’m not gonna be accepted into society so why not own it#and like. i hate to say this but i’ve been considering experimenting with other pronouns again#i’ve been solid they/them for. literal years#thought i was a man for a while but definitely not#i’ve just been vaguely fem nb for a while but. just because i like doing that stuff doesn’t mean i’m actually on that part of the spectrum#i’ve been saying i’m genderfluid for a long time#but that was also when i was Hallucinating so i discounted it#i was solid on my identity until now so that was why#so i’m either fluid or more masc than i thought#which. pretty sure i’m solidly in the middle#i hate being solely referred to with he/him#but if someone is using he/him offhandedly it feels kinda nice?????? but not from specific people#i think that’s just the trauma though#yeah anyways i’m not gonna put he/they in my bio#it’s a situational thing#i prefer it to she/her but if someone calls me a he constantly it gets old#see this is why i used neos before i was bullied out of them#anyways 100% nb. i get so much joy out of having a deep voice lmaooo#like hearing ‘vari what gender are you i seriously can’t tell’ makes me happy
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It's so funny to see Tumblr recommend saint Seiya post to me from people I know for a fact have me blocked on twitter
I'm always like 👀 hello there
#im pretty sure this person has me blocked because i have 'problematic shipper' in my twitter bio#because i have never interacted with them
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more attacks yippee ^_^
characters in order (as always, top -> bottom, left -> right)
Fir & Siefha ( @beastwhimsy )
One-Kind ( @shiniestapocrypha )
Ryth, Villow and Sipa ( @moonybeasty )
Whirlpool (Jacks2007 on ArtFight)
#i tried to draw one-kind last year but alas. his design was too powerful for my amateur skills#so maybe i'm very happy that i managed to draw him this year#also fir and siefha were super fun to draw!!! peak creature designs ^_^ love these beasts#i like fir's schnoz#also ryth and villow and sipa!!! total cuties!! i was originally just going to draw ryth but i started reading character bios and#look i couldn't not draw her with sipa and villow i LOVE drawing character interactions#pretty sure on the artfight page for that drawing of whirlpool i made a joke about them being on an evil beach#like the weird amount of movies (2 that i know of) that have an evil beach in them#ok well i guess one of them was some sort of weird monster that was in the beach but i still count it as an evil beach movie#the beach that makes you old and the beach that eats you#they make horror movies about everything though#like that one about an evil drone#artfight 2024#artfight attacks#artfight team seafoam#artfight#af 2024#digital art#artists on tumblr#toonagi art#i wonder if anyone reads these tags#that's where the Toonagi Lore(tm) is#there's probably one person out there who i've never met who knows a lot of extremely specific facts about me now
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new pfp new mee babyyy trying to remind myself that this is MY account i can do what i want with it . disconnecting myself from the madcom theme, ill still be drawing it ofc but like i mentioned on another post a weekish back i want to allow myself to post non madcom art too. hoping to start drawing more frequently again soon
#scraps#this sona doodle is teeny but cute#also ive had this signature design in mind for a while now just never a real excuse to use it#but here we go now YIPPEE#also unpinned my intro post bc i genuinely dont feel like the person who wrote that anymore#these last couple years have changed me and im still in a pretty rough patch rn but as of writing this rn i at least feel more like a real#person again hence why im trying to take the reins on this acc back after just kind of decaying for a while#no new pinned yet just because im not really sure what to put in it?#besides like. name age pronouns. which ill just put in my bio at that point#while im already rambling ill mention i still have those reqs i asked for a few days ago in mind im just slow getting to them#umm what else. fun fact for anyone still reading its 4:30 am here rn as im writing#gonna queue thissssss now
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@allvalley100
Prompt: Ritual
Pairing: YasMoon
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“You sure?”
Moon places an amethyst on Yasmine’s submerged stomach, other hand swiping lavender oil across her girlfriend’s cheeks. “You’ll feel better about yourself. More in control of your life.”
Yasmine blushes. Of course Moon pinpoints her most deep-seated issues with zero hesitation.
But if purple rocks, lilac candles, and lotus-and-violet-petal baths might fix them, so be it.
“So it really works.”
Moon laughs.
“Done this ritual a hundred times. Always clears my solar plexus.”
Moon peels off her tanktop, sliding in beside her. Their legs tangle together—thick vines to grow the flowers around them.
“Okay. You’re the expert.”
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@karatecaulfield crystal time!!! This is what they do on dates <3
#allvalley100#yasmoon#yasmine x moon#moon x yasmine#yasmine cobra kai#moon cobra kai#cobra kai#cobra kai season 3#cobra kai season 4#cobra kai season 5#takes place in later seasons#when I imagine they give their relationship another go after having grown as individuals and learning to be better for each other <3#they're properly and openly girlfriends now!!!#these bitches gay!!! good for them!!! good for them!!!#anyways the wildest part of writing yasmoon is that I'm researching crystal healing far more than I ever imagined#as an ex bio major I'm not sure I buy into a lot of “spiritual” stuff but also#it's unironically so interesting??? And kind of cool???#crystals and astrology and essential oils and whatnot are actually pretty fun to learn about as long as you don't like#swear on your life by them#even science doesn't claim to know everything!!!#paganism and related practices are actually so neat and deserve more respect#like it's a subculture and deserves as much respect as any religion#and taking comfort in shiny rocks and flower baths and relaxing scents doesn't hurt anyone!#btw I took a quiz on a crystal site and answered how I think Yas would#and her primary crystal would apparently be amethyst!!!#which is EXACTLY the vibes I got from her!!!#guess I'm a psychic XD
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forgot i love sci-fi a normal amount
#like look ok. i always think like: man i don't like stuff with dense specific lore. i'm a themes and concepts guy over everything#and for some reason i'm sat here thinking sci-fi is all dense worldbuilding all the time#but whenever i get back into smth sci-fi i'm like. Oh. I ACTUALLY love this forever and ever? and ever?#and i have done this cycle multiple times#look i enjoy both star trek and star wars pretty shallowly but both were important to me growing up#and like i think sci-fi is such a perfect vessel for xenobiology concepts and relevant social commentary#while also just having one of the Coolest aesthetics#i love spec bio and i love applying current world issues to far-flung but still grounded situations#and i love robots and androids and ai and mutants and aliens and cyborgs#i love space#sci-fi! man!#this is cause i watched the first episode of starstruck and i'm pretty sure from the teaser that the captain just got brainjacked#by a parasite#and i think it would be such a cool character turn if zac started playing as said parasite instead#especially as we just came out of skipper like yelling at and being so mean to his whole crew and saying he was gonna fire them#i think it would be sick to do a 'they like the parasite better' thing#though i've gotten a kick out of skipper so far especially just how fuckinh done he is
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crazy to me how so many people praise gyo as junji ito's best work. its not bad by any means but to call it his best is quite the stretch.
#something i observe in most of his works is that the endings r so abrupt it feels unfulfilling. right when things get serious it just ends.#also the main couple consists of the two most unlikeable characters on earth but thats not exactly important in a manga like this#but it would help if i actually cared about them. kirie from uzumaki didnt have much going on either but i wasnt indifferent towards her.#tomie remains my favourite of his and im pretty sure its bc the abrupt ending actually works within the context#you dont get to see the beginning n you dont get to see the end all you see happens in between and it'll keep happening when ur not looking#it just works!!!!#but not to be unfair towards gyo i think the way he manages to build the atmosphere is insane you can almost smell the fish through paper#and i understand the themes its trying to touch with the bio weapon war background i just didnt love the story as much as i hoped to#maybe I'll revisit it with a different perspective n see if i like it better this time who knows#omg sorry. long ass tags.
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Never played a Fate game or watched any of the animes really. But I started playing Fate/Samurai Remnant bc I wanted to play a hack n slash kinda game & it got generally good reviews (unlike ffxvi, the other game I was looking at for this wish of mine, which ppl continuously said was pretty but kinda shallow writing-wise)
I've been enjoying it. I've already learned some things about 1600s Japan. It's pretty neat!
#speculation nation#im not entirely sure about the historical accuracy in its totality. but ive learned about like#idk the smaller cultural stuff i hadnt known before. which is whats really neat to me.#and then there's the flying talking book. Pretty Sure that one's just jrpg bullshit 😂😂😂#the main character is generally likeable. and the secondary main character is entertaining#AND they have an unconfirmed gender. perceived as female by a lot of npcs#but officially their bio lists gender as just a ?#which is cool! love my agender swordsman who is so much stronger than me and loves to eat#could do without them running off every 5 minutes to look at something new. but such is their charm i suppose#approaching the world with all the glee of someone who lived some unspecified number of years in the past#and is thus so delighted by things like Paper and Lanterns and Money.#when the flying book showed up their reaction wasnt 'why the hell is that book talking'#they were like 'what the fuck is a book?' which was so funny actually#and then them being like '....do All books talk?' and iori had to be like 'No They Do Not.'#oh also the game's audio is in Japanese. which i rly enjoy for the preservation of the original dialog#i definitely need the english translations but i know enough japanese to enhance my experience thru listening#just interesting things lost in translation. like iori starting to use 'ore' then switching to 'watashi'#when he was speaking to someone he respects & he wanted to be more polite.#0 indication of that in the translation. bc it's not smth that can really be translated when theres only 1 word for 'i'#idk stuff like that. there was the little sister character calling him 'onii-chan' then correcting to 'ani'#i think bc she wanted to not embarrass him in front of (who she thinks is) his girlfriend#the translation represented it by her calling him 'iori' then switching to 'brother'. which is more acknowledgement than the prior example#but still didnt capture what the moment actually was.#just a bunch of small things like that! it's rly cool. and this is why i love playing jrpgs in Japanese when i get the chance.#not all of them have it as an option. but the ones that Do... i am Living.#anyways yea having fun playing video games. etc etc. what else is new
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I was inactive on my aesthetic’s blog for like a month and a half and I came back to see that several accounts had blocked me and I was so ????? Why??? What did I do to be put in time out ):
baby,..... do not even get me started on how trigger happy some people on here are to block. like ofc some of it makes sense if their peace is being disturbed or bitches are evil, but.............. an aesthetic blog? help.
#there's barely an excuse#like you people write CORN LET AN AESTHETIC BLOG LIVE#i do know some people block accounts bc they don't reblob fic on them#which im not gonna argue with but its hard bc i know a lot of ppl (me included) reblob their fics on sideblobs#and most of the time it can be corrected but.. STILL PLEASE LIKE#LET US LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE#i'm pretty sure im still blocked by a few people from YEARS AGO because i didn't have my age in my bio for a long time lol#that's on me but#*bangs on the window licks the glass fogs up the glass writes let me in backwards*#sigh i feel for u#caitie answers#anon
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CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO PERV ILLUMI i do not think there is enough perv illumi content on this app
He’s a perv
Perv!Illumi x Fem!Reader
A/N: sorry this is short and may resemble my other perv writings… but I hope y’all like it! Join my server
warnings: pervy Illumi, yandere behavior, masturbation, panty stealing, he’s kind of yucky, breeding, pregnancy
NSFW: @lightshowerrr @jungtoast @nenggie @pannacottababy @aliceattheart @atransmuter
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Illumi had never experienced sexual attraction before. Had he gotten some morning wood once or twice? Yes, but he rarely felt the urge to jack off.
That was… until he met you.
He wasn’t quite sure what made you so appealing. You looked ordinary, at least… you should have. Illumi had been surrounded by the worlds most beautiful women since he was but a boy… yet here he was, getting hard over a girl he had barely met.
Maybe it was your soft curves, or the ways your hips swayed when you walked… it could have even been your sweet voice, and those pretty, glossy lips that made him want to pull you in and taste the shiny lipgloss you were wearing…
Whatever it was, ever since he first laid eyes on you, Illumi’s body had been acting strangely. Even a whiff of your perfume could have his cock twitching, standing at attention and ready for you… it was quite embarrassing, or it would have been if Illumi had any shame.
No, the only reason Illumi his his overwhelming desire for you was because he wanted these feelings to go away as quickly as possible. He couldn’t fall for some nobody Hunter with nen weaker than all the other applicants that had passed with you. No, Illumi was supposed to marry the best of the best, a woman whose womb could bear a strong heir.
But… that didn’t stop him from acting on some of his urges…
Unfortunately, Illumi couldn’t seem to let you out of his sight. It was annoying, following you around as you did your little daily chores in town. He could hardly get any work done when you looked so cute. You didn’t even realize your panties were showing when you bent over to pick up a coin…
When he couldn’t be constantly watching over you, Illumi would steal little trinkets from your home to… keep him satiated. Used panties, your lipgloss, and clothing items that smelled like your perfume.
He’d wrap your panties around his cock as he jerked off, your cardigan pressed against his face. If he really focused, he could imagine your pussy tightening around him, your plump thighs pressing against him as he bounced you on his cock…
He’d cum buckets into your panties, then break into your apartment and drop them off on your floor, like a cat leaving a dead mouse as a gift.
After a while, his urges grew and grew, until your panties just weren’t enough for him anymore.
Wooing you wasn’t too hard, and getting into your pants was easier than he would have though. The fact you were a virgin was very surprising… but welcomed. After all, he was a virgin as well.
The second his cock sunk into you, he immediately knew that he could never let you go. To hell with a strong heir, he wanted you, and only you. You were the only one that could make him feel this way… soft, vulnerable, and so goddamn horny.
Poor, poor you, having Illumi fuck into you for hours on end, unable to pull out of your pretty, warm cunt. He fucked so much cum into you that you felt so swollen and full…
Even after he was done, he didn’t pull out. Instead, he held you close, kissing the top of your head. “You’re all mine, darling. I’ll have wedding preparations ready within a week.”
You were much too exhausted to argue… and you weren’t sure you could say no to Illumi Zoldyck… so you just slept, accepting your fate. You’d be taken care of, and would never have to worry about anything ever again.
Shortly, Illumi would have his now pregnant wife in his home, where she would be safe, and where he could ravish her whenever he felt like it.
#illumi x reader#illumi smut#illumi x y/n#illumi x you#perv!illumi#requests open#x reader#anime x reader#reader insert#hxh x reader#hxh imagines#smut requests#hunter x hunter x reader#anime x chubby reader#chubby!reader#chubby reader#plus size reader#smut fanfiction#smut fic#x reader smut#hxh smut#hunter x hunter smut#yandere#fem reader#fem!reader#female reader#yandere illumi#yandere x reader#yandere imagines#yandere smut
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𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐇𝐂𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 | sae, shidou, rin (part two)
𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ; take a look, trust me!
— sae itoshi
✶ Sae seems like someone who actually likes to wear bracelets, rings or necklaces, but can't wear them often due to the matchs he plays, where he would risk breaking them. going back to the basic concept, his gifts would probably be matching jewelry, especially rings... so, in case you were someone who wears them and rarely takes them off, he would try to do the same thing. during matches he would hang the ring on a string that he would put in his pocket or around his neck, kissing it before starting the match or squeezing it after scoring a goal
✶ I don't know exactly why, but beyond the canonical fetish for the ass, I see him as someone who would aim to have a partner with well groomed hands, like nails with polish, smooth and without calluses. he's not a big fan of PDA, the only thing he would do is hold your hand and occasionally leave a prying kiss on the back. in private he is certainly more open, and one thing he loves is massaging his partner's hand; it's a gesture he now makes almost unconsciously
✶ Sae didn't have instagram until he met you, you practically forced him to create an account! he resisted his manager telling him to do the same for a long time, but for you it was only enough once. he just put a profile photo, you had to do it for him the bio and some highlights, about past or future matches. a few days later you opened instagram and noticed that his account had a highlights that you hadn't created, entitled "her": you opened it and there were some photos of you, the ones that Sae considered most important (even if he loves them all). needless to say, your heart was about to explode
what would he post on socials ↓
✶ as a child he may have thought about it a bit, but after joining ReAl he didn't have the time to think about it again. he wouldn't mind having a family sooner or later, but probably after winning the U-20 world cup. two children would be fine, possibly a boy and a girl. he just knows that in some way his children would remind him of him and Rin as lil kids
✶ jealosy level: 5/10
✶ flirtiness level: 7/10 (let's specify, ABSOLUTELY NOT in public, but in private maybe he would indulge in some jokes)
✶ pet names: "amor" / "y/n" / "pretty"
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— ryusei shidou
✶ even if it doesn't seem like it, Shidou is relatively a normal person as a boyfriend... is there a concept of personal space? not that, but otherwise it's normal. the only "flaw" he may have is that he must CONSTANTLY have his hand touching you when you're together, whether it's a hand on your thigh or an arm around your shoulders: he simply needs to feel you. PDA is no big deal for him: he want to kiss you in front of everyone? he will do it, whatever the cost. if you say he can kiss you after winning a game and it's live nationally, why can't he do it in front of his group of homies?
✶ Shidou seems like someone actually very deep, or at least that seems to be described in some parts of his character sheet. Late night chats are literally the level of mental intimacy he hopes to achieve with his partner... he's someone who doesn't sleep much, so he has a lot of energy and hardly gets tired even after hours of talking. You and him tightly hugging on his bed, lights off and just everything that goes through your head... doesn't everything seem perfect?
✶ you know very well that every time he has a match he makes comments that, let's say, put him in a "bad light", or in any case make him seem less interested in you. before being with you he didn't mind saying things like that on the field, and more or less the same thing has remained since you got together as a couple... BUT THERE IS A BUT! every time, once the game is over and above all won, he makes sure to run to you before even celebrating with his teammates: whether you are in the VIP area or not, he will come to you to kiss you with all the passion he has. let's say he uses his method to reconfirm to the people that he is happily taken
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✶ GET MARRIED AND HAVE MANY CHILDREN AS POSSIBLE? YEAAAAH. no okay maybe not like that, but on the issue of children he doesn't lie... certainly with the career as a striker he has, he has no problems with money, and therefore with maintaining kids. let's say that for marriage it's different... he doesn't find any sense in it, in reality, he only sees it as something superficial: if he loves you and you know it, why have such a ceremony?. so let's say it's 50/50: he would do it if you asked him but at the same time he wouldn't mind not being married
✶ jealosy level: 1/10 (he trusts you too much to even think about it)
✶ flirtiness level: 10/10
✶ pet names: "doll" / "darling" / "love"
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— rin itoshi
✶ Rin hides under his serious and calculating gaze a boy who simply needs to vent after everything that happened with his older brother. Before being together as a couple he would never have expected to be able to cry in front of someone, but with you it was all quite natural: it took months and a lot of patience to show him that you really cared about him and that you wanted him to feel comfortable with you, but in the end he let himself go and was finally able to tell someone what not even he himself could explain. he'll never admit it but he believes that was the moment he realized how important you really were to him, and how much he simply wanted someone who could understand him
✶ He has a sort of fetish for seeing you in his clothes: it doesn't matter if the clothes are tight, big or the right size, just seeing you in that black sweatshirt of his or in his PxG uniform is enough to send him into crisis. he can't even explain to you why he likes it so much, but the fact that you're wearing something that smells like him is definitely a valid reason. you once surprised him by showing up at one of his matches wearing a jacket with "rin" written on the back, and we can say that he appreciated it to the point of having to prove it to you in some way: that time the match ended 9-0, goal all marked by him
✶ He may be one of the best if not the best, but after finishing the practice he simply needs to rest with you next to him, even more so if the coach was more unpleasant than usual or he simply did a lot of things wrong due to distraction (which is impossible considering it's Rin). Whether on the couch after cleaning himself or in the shower, while you rub shampoo into his hair it doesn't matter, he just needs to feel your presence
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✶ as a child he often saw other children playing at being married, but he was never actually interested, also because on the one hand it disgusted him to think of having to be tied to a person forever and kiss them on the mouth. as he's grown up he's changed his opinion, he's definitely the marriageable type and he'd actually like to get married as soon as possible: what's the point in leaving you legally free if you've stolen his heart?. let's say that he has a fairly positive opinion about children, he just knows that they arrive after a certain amount of time after marriage: he would like to have two girls... growing up as one of two brothers, both boys, he knows how boys are more problematic than girls
✶ jealosy level: 6/10
✶ flirtiness level: 3/10
✶ pet names: "y/n" / "love"
#blue lock#blue lock x reader#blue lock x female reader#blue lock x y/n#blue lock x you#bllk#bllk x reader#bllk x you#bllk x y/n#bllk x female reader#itoshi sae#sae itoshi#sae itoshi x reader#sae itoshi x you#sae itoshi x y/n#itoshi sae x reader#itoshi sae x you#itoshi sae x y/n#shidou ryusei#shidou x reader#shidou ryuusei x reader#ryusei shidou#ryusei shidou x reader#shidou ryusei x reader#rin itoshi#itoshi rin#rin itoshi x reader#rin itoshi x you#rin itoshi x y/n#itoshi rin x reader
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Harley crawled into the apartment. It was organized, but it looked like the occupant didn't have a lot of time for cleaning. She walked softly through it, taking it in. There were photos of her target and what had to be her family, but no friends or romantic partners. Some had a pair of older adults, matching traits meant bio-parents. More of the photos were of the target and a younger boy - a little brother, the highest likelihood of becoming another target if things go bad.
Harley continued forward, following the light to where her target was. She stood in the doorway, looking in.
Dr. Jasmine Fenton, Arkham Asylum's newest psychologist, just got her degree and everything. She did what most newbies do, actually thinking she could get through to the Joker. Harley didn't want to say it was impossible, but everyone who tried ended up in a new job or dead. Harley would try and make sure it was the former and not the later.
Harley watched as the redhead read over a file as she ate from a takeout box. She didn't want to scare the girl, yet. The scaring her away from Joker came later. So, she had to wait for the perfect moment to-
"I know you're there." Jasmine didn't look up from her file, but held out the last box of Chinese food in Harley's direction. "There's plenty if you want some."
"Awe, you ruined the surprise." Harley walked out of the shadows of the hallway into the girl's home office. She snatched the offered box of food and took a few bites as she jumped to sit on the desk.
"I'm hard to sneak up on." Jasmine said, closing her file and finally looking at Harley. "So, Dr. Quinzel, to what do I owe the pleasure of your visit this evening?"
"Oh, call me Harley!" She laughed, she wasn't called Dr. all that often any more. She tapped her chop sticks on the file Jasmine just closed. "I thought you'd like a consult on your new patient, Dr. Fenton. I've got a lot of experience with him."
"I prefer to go by Jazz." She said with a smile, "While I appreciate the offer, I'd like to see how far I can get on my own. And, sorry, but I'm pretty sure your license was revoked."
Harley nodded as she swallowed to get the noodles out of her mouth. "I get it! You're new, fresh outta school, gotta prove yourself. But Joker ain't the guy to do that with. He eats people like us for breakfast, and in all the years he's been in Arkham, no one's been able to get anywhere with him."
Jazz sighed, "I don't like to believe people are lost causes. There's always something we can do to help."
"You can't help everyone, especially when they don't want it. And it's not just a question if whether or not he can be saved or whatever." Harley set down the now empty box, Jazz pointed to another one that still had food in it, but Harley declined. "If you keep it up, he'll think you're worth his time to torment. There's no telling what he'll do when he inevitably gets himself out again."
"I'll be fine." Jazz said, but Harley had to cut her off before she said something stupid.
"It's not just you! You've got family out there he can target, your parents. Your Brother! Anyone you date will become a target! He'll do everything in his power to make your life miserable!"
Jazz chuckled. "If he wants to target my family, his funeral. My parents are - were supervillains. They've really only become less- well, hyper-focused on eradicating an entire race of being- in the past few years. And my brother - I'm pretty sure he's conditionally immortal. So that's nothing to worry about."
"If it's conditional, Joker will find a way around it." Harley said, but she had to admit, this might have been an unnecessary trip. "You sure y'ain't got nothing to worry about? What about you? How conditional is your mortality?"
Jazz smiled. Her mouth seemed too wide and with too many teeth. "Oh, I am nowhere near immortal. But..."
She stood up and the room was suddenly a black void. Toxic green eyes and mouths filled with glowing white teeth opened around them. "I doubt anyone could get close enough to test it."
The room was suddenly back to normal, but whatever that thing was was still there. Harley could see its eyes watching her with amusement from inside Jazz's oversized cardigan.
"Well, I guess this really was a wasted trip. You've clearly got it covered."
"Not entirely." Jazz said, her hand wend up to her neck to rub nervously, "Well, you see... I don't really have a lot of friends. People tend to get - uh, creeped out, you know? Or chased off by my parents or brother or whatever..."
"You wanna be friends?" Harley laughed so hard she almost fell over.
Jazz's face turned bright red and the shadow eyes looked way less amused. "Yeah, stupid question. You've clearly got your own things going on."
"No! No, no." Harley had to take several deep breaths before she could look Jazz in the face again. "I 100% wanna hang out with you!"
"Really?"
"Oh yeah." She took another deep breath, "I mean, I really should have made a support system before trying to take on the Joker back when I worked for Arkham. This" she pointed between them "can only end well."
Jazz's face turned brighter than the sun. "Oh my gosh! This is amazing! We should - I have Thursday's and weekends off - What - what kind of things should we-"
Oh man, Jazz was like an excited kid. She must have had a really lonely childhood... they can psychoanalyze each other later. "Come over for girl's night next week. I'll tell my gf and bff to expect an extra person... Does the-" she motioned to the cardigan creature "-go everywhere you go? Does it need food?"
"Oh, don't worry about Jet, they only eat who I tell them to."
Harley barked out more laughter. "You're going to fit right in!"
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