#i have no desire

[dyrewrites]

Yesterday, when I was not meant to be writing, I wrote a whole scene on my phone. Which is torture, by the way, writing on a phone. But I did it. Because I am an idiot controlled like a terrible puppet by the tiny people in my head.

Which is to say I can't write now, when I'm meant to... T^T

[soukokumychildren]

SO FIRST I TAKE A QUIZ ON WHICH BSD CHARACTER AM I

Okay fine it’s deep I GOT CHUUYA. WHATEVER. DIDNT HURT THE DAY I READ IT.

BUT NOOOO IT DOESNT END F*CKING THERE

NOW SUDDENLY, TWO SEPERATE F*CKING QUIZES LATER, CHUUYA HAS A F*CKING CRUSH ON ME. I LOVE YOU TO DEATH CHUUYA YOU’RE AN EXCELLENT CHARACTER EVERY WHICH WAY BUT FOR F*CKS F*CKING SAKE GO TO F*CKING D A Z A I MOTHER F*CKER GET HIM FOR F*CK YOU GET OFF MY F*CKING BACK

[psykopaths]

Manifesting ✨️

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[creekfiend]

what's my biggest pet peeve well it's when someone makes a text post on tumblr dot com in which they are trying to romanticize the notion of the livestock guardian dog but they don't know the distinction between a livestock guardian dog and a herding dog and also they've never met a livestock guardian dog and do not realize what their attitudes towards the sheep that they protect actually are

[aj-lenoire]

i’m really enjoying the olympics this year, there is some quality nonsense going on

for the first time in the modern olympics (possibly ever?) there’s an equal number of women competing to men, and included in that group we have icons like simone biles, kim yeji, imane khelif

and then over with the dudes we’ve got yusuf dikec who took up shooting after he got divorced, turns up in a t-shirt with no ear protection only to shoot near perfect rounds. we’ve got henrik christiansen who is taking tiktok by storm not for his swimming prowess but the fact he is obsessed with the olympic village chocolate muffins. we’ve got stephen nedoroscik, who is trained literally only in pommel horse so he kinda just sits around doing rubik’s cubes while everyone else does their thing (pommel goes last) and then they activate him like a fucking sleeper agent to crush the pommel routine, secure the usa a medal, and also he cannot fucking see the entire time bc he needs glasses

quality, quality nonsense

EDIT: okay so apparently the smoking thing wasn’t true, my bad guys! dikec has been competing in the olympics since 2008 and is ex-military (but his showing up in a t-shirt without any visual aids is still iconic!!)

[notchieuwu]

yeah so my friend and i have realised that neither of us actually know the tumblr convention for how this works

[ironinkpen]

there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.

[tawnysoup]

(You nod furiously.)

[castletemprwine]

i'd devour you whole if you'd let me 🩸🫀

hand knit and crocheted, words by me

[stil-lindigo]

the calamity.

a comic about being seen.

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[xeemaee]

Every time Mithrun’s eye turns silver I start vibrating like a chihuahua

[posalis]

"You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself." Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

[bloody-bonesaw]

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY-

[raisinchallah]

why isnt anybody properly repressed in modern fiction like repression has been a staple of human creativity since the dawn of time but tbh i think we have been seeing a steep decrease in severely repressed fictional characters since the 80s not sure what we are going to do about it are we suddenly all too good for repression or something personally i love repression

[fencesandfrogs]

Feel like the solution I’m gonna end up taking is “human dna slutty”