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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
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my personal little headcanons about that time between civil war and infinity war:
when bucky is in cryo, and steve is off fighting hydra, shuri, unprompted, gives him tech that lets him see bucky’s vitals always. he checks it religiously.
sam and nat exchange a lot of looks about it, but never say anything
wanda teaches steve how to braid via nat’s hair
she also cuts nat’s hair for her with drug store scissors in an old polish motel
they all bleach her hair the same night with sketchy drug store bleach. it takes them all night. the bleach gets everywhere. they have to pay to replace the carpet.
sam tells a lot of bad dad jokes. nat hits him over the back of his head a lot.
(they’re in love)
when wanda goes on her getaways to meet vision, they all know. they don’t say so.
they have a lot of aliases. mostly, they use random internet name generators. sometimes, sam and nat try to see if they can get away with giving steve pop culture names he won’t recognize (they don’t get away with emmett brown, but they do get away with michael scott)
when bucky’s vitals show that he’s waking up, steve is immediately on his way to wakanda, they let him go without question.
they never comment when he’s gone for weeks at a time and feel bad for having to call him back in.
they all have nightmares. they make each other tea and stay up together. they never make each other talk about it.
but sometimes they do talk about it, because they know the other would understand, and they trust each other.
on one occasion, sam, nat, and wanda go back to wakanda with steve and spend a weekend there. bucky has named goats after all of them.
they watch a lot of foreign language soap operas
when steve isn’t with bucky, he calls him most nights. they talk until 4am.
sometimes sam and nat wake up curled around each other. they don’t talk about it.
wanda, as the youngest by far, is not coddled, but protected. they want to keep her safe and feel bad for making her grow up under such shitty cirumstances. she rolls their eyes and tells them to stop treating her like a baby. (she loves steve’s big hugs)
steve sings in the shower, and nat records it for blackmail. he’s a bad singer.
wanda takes little souvernirs from the places they go.
sam writes vague postcards to his sister under an alias.
they play a lot of uno
they’re family.
i had two glasses of wine and am so in love with this bunch. i didn’t read this over, so i hope it makes sense.
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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#being knocked out means brain damage#I will take being awake and terrified#but not for the like it’s cool reason
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GOOD EVENING EVERYONE STEVEBUCKY IS REAL!!!!
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the dynamic that’s like:
1. i want to die and you will not let me
2. you want to die and i will not let you
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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.
anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.
the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.
Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.
this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.
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There’s a tumblr post floating around somewhere that says “We think that if we get better at writing, it will someday stop sounding like we wrote it” or something along those lines.
Does anyone happen to have a link handy? I want to reference it in an advice post.
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"omg, she's such a girl boss"
She kills babies like it's her job, if that's a girl boss?
"I'm a witch and my patron is Lilith"
That seems like a bad idea, her whole thing is promising irresistible deals with inevitable pitfalls that will destroy your life and relationships... Maybe don't do that.
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@friends-call-me-snow-miser

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Ann Solyst (American) | Hard Pastel
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Do you remember both of your parents birthdays?
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