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my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass
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wilson seems like the type of guy who would wear a hand puppet that looks like house to try and cheer up the real house, who beats puppet house with his cane as wilson yelps in pain of having his hand hit
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watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam
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As the year is ending soon... this is your friendly reminder that you didn’t waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort, any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of. 🤎
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Merry Christmas to all those celebrating it!
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Life is a constant game of shuffling the order of languages I want to learn
#mine#putting ASL on the back burner to prioritize Hebrew#and I have some Arabic basics (the alphabet basically) that I need to develop#the ultimate goal is to know ASL + UN languages + hebrew#maybe it’ll take a lifetime but I’m ok w that lol#(I have English and Spanish; Arabic is next for UN languages)#then Russian which I did used to know some very basics in#but I’ll be happy if I get asl and Hebrew learned#I’ll know four languages at that point which is more than enough#but I plan to be studying for the rest of my life
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Jews lighting the hanukkiah 🤝 Christians putting up a tree
Having to watch out for their cats potentially setting themselves and/or the house ablaze with their seasonal antics and pathological need to TOUCH EVERYTHING they should NOT be touching
#me watching my cat run under the Christmas tree#me knowing the cat has regularly melted off her whiskers from candles
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Sparkle on! It's almost christmas! Don't forget to drown yourself in guilt over a murder you didn't commit!
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Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time
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Chag Chanukah Sameach!
#oooh#idk if I have my icon saved anywhere#but if I find it I’ll change my icon for a bit#Bitey change ur icon
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