Hobie Brown Headcanons
cause some of y’all wildin
his hair is like his therapy. he always looks forward to wash day, and he’s gone through many different styles
when he was little, his parents didn’t take great care of him, so his hair was always kinda nasty. his older siblings would try and help him out, and he developed a love for it. doing his hair takes him back to simpler times, sitting in front of his older brother as he twisted it or his older sister as she braided it down.
he can cook, and he can do it well, but will short circuit if you put him in a fully stocked kitchen
like there’s so much option and choice that he’s very much not used to so he just kinda stands there like 🧍🏿♂️
mans body is. so broken. he don’t know what’s wrong with it exactly, but there’s always some sort of ache or sting somewhere
learned to cook with chopsticks since they’re more versatile and convenient than five million different utensils
always bring a small sewing kit in his pocket wherever he goes. did this even before becoming spider-man, but the habit has definitely saved him from more than one suit mishap since
the inside of his mask is lined with satin to protect his hair, like a bonnet
although some of his patches and pins are made by himself, most are actually gifts from friends or fans. he prefers it this way, like he’s carrying a bit of his loved ones all the time
an avid reader. is on a first name basis with the workers at his local library
worked hard to get his own place when he found out gwen was homeless. he wanted to let her crash at his, but was living with a bunch of roommates at the time and didn’t want to overwhelm her. she doesn’t know this, and he has no plans of telling her anytime soon
will slip in completely made up phrases into conversation and lie that “it’s a british thing, trust”
was a maladaptive daydreamer when he was little. has since stopped, but the habit still remains a bit in the way he can makes up stories about anything and everything
is actually really bad at lying when it’s just straight up saying something that’s not true (imo this is actually a consistency among all spider people), but he gets creative with it and always lies with half-truths, or purposefully plays into the way people view him so they don’t take him seriously when hes actually being honest. like a, hidden in plain sight kinda thing
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I think the fact that we had two high profile actors have to take a step back from BL due to mental health issues in the last year alone and total 4 (krist james jimmy and chimon but also saint stepped back to bts and up also went that route before slowly dipping his feet back in) since I’ve gotten into this fandom should be an indicator that company’s need to be doing less not more.
Literally saw a fan complaining yesterday that FIRST KANAPHAN was being unfairly treated because he wasn’t getting enough work 😭😭😭 that man is literally never off my timeline how much more can he even work without dying?
When a company is doing 4 re-runs their teams are likely running on fumes and in a talent/ creator based industry you can’t just scale up endlessly resources are not unlimited. And sorry I took that so goddamn personally but burnout =/= incompetent.
They can’t just hire any fresh grad and expect them to work at the pace that the company needs them to. Even if they have talent they need to be trained and invested in and this has to happen at every level of production. There’s even a show coming out about it right now as we speak. I’m begging people to just open up a map of Thailand and realize just how small a country it is.
I can’t stand twitter because it’s an endless barrage of fans demanding demanding demanding for unreasonable things. Tumblr is my escape from that hustle and grind culture. And somehow we’ve managed to import that here.
I have the ability to mass block if I need to but also does anyone here have the ability to just chill the fuck out for a second. Like we have to be honest with ourselves here: I’m *not* a GMM fangirl you guys are just acting bananas.
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Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?
Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?
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This might be a bit of a dark question about the fuzzy AU but.. was Acht alone when they died? I'm assuming timeline wise that side order didn't happen pre Grizz winning (unless it did) so did they spend their last few days(?) alone in the Deepsea Metro with no idea what was happening to them or did something less heart wrenching happen?
Man that is a massive plot hole I completely forgot about and did not see coming. Honestly I think I can make it so somehow Acht already met Callie before getting fuzzed up? Because if not it wouldn’t be so interesting (and most importantly there wouldn’t be enough angsssssst).
Also yeah this post is a bit sad so just sayin’.
Acht and Callie already knew each other and went out together constantly, but they got fuzzed up when they were far from each other. Acht couldn’t get out of wherever they were in, because they were just so weak, until it was too much to handle and they died, alone, nobody knew they were struggling with it.
Callie often gets flashbacks about the time they spent together, however her memory gets blurred by her instincts and she doesn’t seem to be affected by them that much anymore. But she does remember them vividly, being probably their first true love.
She sometimes stays up at night thinking about them.
And the saddest part is that she still thinks they’re doing okay somewhere around.
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