#i have a dirty mind

[sigurism]

Alain Delon (& Jack Palance) Once A Thief Dir: Ralph Nelson

[ianthoni]

Out of context ianthony moment 💀

[lixiez-browniez]

I saw this scene and thought it looked wrong and uh… did something…

Like… i know he was hurt but…

[somekidnamedkai]

“I know smitten, and you are smut”

- Jesse Katsopolis

[punkhazardqueen]

These frames are funny to me.

[creationfathers]

[oldfangirl81]

I'm sorry...but this picture I took 13yrs ago is actually funnier now.

[idlesuperstar]

this speaks to me on a molecular level

[misskattylashes]

The placement of the glass and how Miles is grabbing it....

[dreaming-hibi]

WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TSUNA HAD ORANGE/GOLDEN EYES EVEN AS HIS NORMAL SELF IN THE MANGA OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT WHILE LAUGHING AT TVTROPES?

Those eyes are clearly NOT BROWN, whatever color they are IT IS NOT BROWN!!!!

[oldfangirl81]

Watching YouTube and a local real estate ad comes up. Nothing odd until I spot the website. I almost spat out what I was eating. The website for this real estate duo is w-w-w-.-P-E-G-K-I-N-G-.-c-o-m

Yeah, pegking . com

[lazyheartcomputer]

Then carry me through the night bridal style honey! And tremolo, be more stronger the next time you carry me before I carry you princess style. But when phaser carries me like that…I’ll…I’ll thank him for everything! And a kiss.

The go rush antagonists holding you in different ways

[q1ngqve]

What's up with both Ratio and Aventurine leaning superrrr close as if to kiss us and then leaving? I can't be the only one who's mad right? 😭

Imma just leave a tiny brainrot in here because I need someone to scream along with me... imagine dr ratio sitting you on his lap with your back to him and holding you by the neck whispering shit into your ears while aventurine holds your face by the chin leaning in to kiss you but misses your lips intentionally...

I'm not okay... 😭

why are all of you so big brained 🤭 im gonna set the scene to be at the club because this is so drunk / tipsy coded

they’ll be teasing you the whole time, whispering filthy things they wanna do to you while you’re tipsy! you’re just so so dizzy, your head in the clouds as you try to grind yourself back against dr ratio :( you can feel how hard he is, dick poking your ass, feeling as if it’s gonna burst through his pants at any moment

they have your legs hooked on dr ratio’s, spreading you open for them, don’t worry, nobody will see you because the three of you are in a vip booth!

they'd take advantage of your drunken state to tease the fuck out of you, never giving you what you want. dr ratio would run his hands all over your body, squeezing at your waist and thighs! his hips unmoving even when you whine back at him, begging for him to put it in. and all he does is slide the strap of your top down your shoulder before pressing a kiss there, your legs threatening to close when he does the same on the other side.

“open up.” your lips part at the rough demand from the man behind you, his fingers sliding in, fingers resting comfortably on your tongue while you suck on them, “good girl.” your toes curl when he removes them almost immediately, running them down your body to your breast, teasing and pinching at your perky nipples.

aventurine would stand between your legs, admiring your features under the crazy lights of the club, his eyes practically glowing each time you call out his name desperately. dr ratio's hand wraps around your throat, fingers pushing the sides of it, restricting your air flow easily. "rinnie..." soft mumbles leave you when aventurine leans down, lips inches from yours.

"please— wanna taste you." both men laughs lightly at your begging, dr ratio's grip on your throat tightens, his own lips brushing on your earlobe, "we've barely touched you, and you're so delirious already?" your pussy clenches at his teasing, the alcohol in your system isn't helping, and why do they have to be so fucking hot?

aventurine brushes your hair back from your cheek, the cool rings on his fingers making you flinch slightly, your eyes flicking from his eyes to lips multiple times during the process. "kiss me, please." you hear a soft hum from the man in front you as he leans in, his soft lips touching yours gently before the kiss lands on the side of your lips.

your body tenses as your eyes fly open and you look at aventurine in disbelief. he laughs when you whine, your hands reaching out to grab at his coat, trying to pull him back and give you a proper kiss. “eager, aren’t we?”

[marcobodtlives]

AoT things I send people when I don’t know how to human and text normally:

[kaorym]

[koszmarnybudyn]

They are creatures.