#i hate the cat king

[verianal]

I love her and her beautiful son....

(click 4 better quality)

[gundamthey17]

live slug reaction but it's Charles and Crystal reacting to Edwin and the cat king

[inkwell-illustrations]

#renew dead boy detectives

#renew dead boy detectives

#renew dead boy detectives

[shipspainfulships]

I can't imagine anyone NOT liking dead boy detectives...

Like what? You have a problem with a slightly autistic Edwardian gay ghost making heart eyes at his best mate, and his best mate being an oblivious bisexual mess? Or do you have a problem with a strong female psychic who had a terrible past or the whimsical fangirl who spreads love everywhere she goes? Or the goth butcher lesbian who is a father figure to them all? Or the very adorable crow that was forced to become a human OR the very sexy simping cat king or the female antagonist who is actually a badass but her revenge plans always fail..

Are you allergic to fun? Pfft

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

[bluecr0w]

I love the fact that Ruthie (the night nurse) has post a story with a passive aggressive comment for Netflix for not renewing DBD, she is our queen.

[magic-cricketbat]

the cat king can literally compel someone to tell the truth with a flick of his finger and i think fic writers (me) need to take advantage of that

[starsandaces24]

Jenny: i can never find anyone. Being a lesbian who hates cats? It's so hard

Charles: you could be like Edwin. he likes cats a little too much and he gets so many dates.

Jenny: ...from the cats?

Charles: some of them try

Jenny: so, I'm going to ignore that

[medicalunprofessional]

neighborhood watch

[duckchaw]

[downbaddetective]

I love Catwin because you know that once Edwin gets acclimated to his antics, he most likely won't react as much, if at all, to the more revealing outfits the Cat King wears. Meanwhile, the likelihood of Thomas getting a nosebleed because he saw Edwin's forearms, ankle, or *gasp* god forbid his collarbone is extremely high.

[spiralingemptyness]

>:))

I finally fucking finished it

Yess i have a spiral sketchbook 😒😒😒

[zinnie-zoloft]

I’ve seen people (usually catwin shippers) arguing that the boys aren’t actually 16 because they’ve been dead for decades but like… wouldn’t that make Charles a 50 year old creep preying on an underage girl?

Like I don’t think the cat king is a predator because he’s into Edwin, we really have no idea where the cat king is in terms of relative age anyway, but the boys are definitely still teenagers

It doesn’t make any sense to argue that Edwin isn’t a teenager and then simultaneously ship Charles and Crystal

[justa-moth]

dbda as the onion headlines <3

(and also gifs this time because im learning,,,,) (textposts i've done!) pt 1 - pt 2 - pt 3 - pt 4 - pt 5 - pt 7

[starry-bi-sky]

ive been hesitating to ask this bc youve been on a roll with the clone^2au (which i am frothing over) but could i poke you for some childhood friend au? bc GOD i wanna see how danny reacts to reuniting w jason or how the rest of the batfam react to learning jason never told danny of his resurrection or wondering if dannys gonna put jokers dead body on a display/offering to jasons grave. i havent been normal about this since i first read it and was wondering. thank you for your writing.

RAAAAHHHH DON'T BE HESITANT I AM JUST AS FERAL OVER MY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU AS I AM WITH CLONE^2 I AM DELIGHTED BY THIS. Like.,,,, i literally love them,,, so much. I can't listen to The Crane Wives without thinking of them.

(which is my fault - the ao3 fic of them has literally only crane wives lyrics for each chapter title and summary (posted AND the ones not written) so of course im gonna associate with them.)

(if you wanna listen to some of their songs while thinking of cfau here are my recommendations: "Once & for All", "Here I Am", "Hollow Moon" is a Danny AND Jason song to me, this would be my go-to song for an animatic of CFAU if i had the skills for it. "Tongues and Teeth", "Curses" and "take me to war" is a heavy cfau danny song to me, and of course, "the moon will sing")

Like they're BEST friends dude, they're two sides of the same coin and when they were kids they would do this thing where their 'fingers crossed'/'double-crossed' was them hooking their index fingers in the fingers crossed gesture.

and i'm actually currently rewriting my original post into a more fic-like format, and when I'm done I'll post it on here under the cfau tag - with the original post still in tact. But its,,, gonna be so long dude,,,, the original behemoth was just over 9000 words,,, and I've written 3k words already of the new one and we haven't even reached Jason and Danny reuniting at the gala yet,,, i need to get back to that,,,

and then to answer your questions!! god im almost hesitant to answer because i dont wanna spoil the little fic i had planned for it but also like,, its not like im gonna spoil everything, right? and answering the questions isnt the same as writing the scene down so!!

i love danny and jason's reuniting, like i've thought about it SO much and I've thought about it happening after Danny kills the Joker. I know the reveal could have been before that, and it could have been equally just as dramatic but like??? Thematically, doing it after danny kills the joker is SO good. To me at least.

Because like?? Jason's been in somewhat denial about danny's plan to kill the joker for months. ever since danny told him that he wanted to at the gala. And from Jason's pov its not even technically a plan. He sees his best friend for the first time after five years and his best friend still isn't over his death. He hasn't stepped foot in Gotham since his funeral and now suddenly he's here.

And he's still so full of grief over his death that he tells a masked vigilante that he's going to kill the guy that did it, who lives in said masked vigilante's city. And danny's got that look in his eyes that Jason knows so well that means he's being serious. And yet he still doesn't know if he should believe him or not.

And then he does. Danny kills him. And Jason can't fucking believe it. And when he goes and sees Danny, Danny's hands are still covered in blood. And that reunion? God like a fucking firework show. Danny's so fucking angry, and pissed, and hurt, and so goddamn overjoyed that he's alive and here that he sends them both to the ground, and if he doesn't calm down he's gonna take out the power in a five block radius.

there's just so, so much yelling on Danny's end. And then so much crying, first from Danny and then them both. because god, you're alive. you're here. i've missed you so much. i'm never letting you out of my sights again.

and Joker's death! God I don't want to actually say too much about that, but the way I have it set up thematically makes me actually not want danny to take any part of the joker with him as an offering. and he may actually forego that particular ghost etiquette and offer something else as an offering to Jason in substitute to not bringing him the Joker's heart/head/ritualistic body part.

Because you know what the last thing a man whose been spending the last two decades of his life building himself up to be larger than life would want? A death that's unremarkable. :) and that's all i'll put on the matter for now.

and the batfam!! they technically already know that jason hasn't told danny he was resurrected, and plenty of them have mixed feelings on them. largely bruce and dick i think, considering they saw firsthand how close jason and danny were when they were kids.

Dick was honestly surprised at first when he found out that Jason hadn't told Danny he was alive - and on one hand he understands the reasoning for it, and on the other hand he isn't sure if it was such a good idea. Especially after he sees Danny again after he arrives back in Gotham and sees just how badly Jason's death was still affecting him. But it's not like he's going to try and convince Jason to tell him - he can make his own choices, even if Dick has questions about them.

Bruce has much the same thoughts as Dick, so there's not really much to add here other than he might bring it up once or twice to Jason like, vaguely. And then immediately drops it when Jason shuts him down. He might actually somewhat...?? prefer that Jason hasn't told Danny because that raises a lot of questions and could jeopardize their identities. However, again, Jason can make his own choices and there's not much Bruce can do about it other than disapprove from afar.

Tim who knew of Danny from stalking the Wayne family shares similars sentiments of being surprised that Jason didn't tell Danny, but again, yeah, understands the thought process to some extent. Doesn't bring it up ever.

Everyone else who hadn't seen firsthand how close Danny and Jason are don't really have much opinion on it -- Jason didn't tell his best friend he was alive, great, he also didn't tell them either so it's not like its that much of a surprise. It would've been more of a surprise to them if Jason had told Danny before he told Bruce and co. Damian may make a comment or two about Jason not telling Danny, but its not about how he can't believe he didn't tell him or anything like it.

[bluecr0w]

Sorry edwin bby I don't think you're like those bastards, but the opportunity was too good to let it go.