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Favourite robin?
I love dick.
#“thats what she said” YES IT IS.#You heard me#I LOVE DICK#Grayson#Dick grayson#why do we only pick one trait of the robins and run with it: dick is a himbo (💀)#no but genuinely he makes me angry sob he has every reason to be a villain but refuses to turn#my husband#i love u#i hate the ass jokes im sorry#just overdone and DRY#pick anything else#looking at YOU the harley quinn show#dc:let me take a consistently sexually assaulted character and make so many ass jokes#the man has been around for eighty years show him some respech
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so sad seeing people hate the new mapleshade plushie. it's all support women's wrongs until the women in question look like they've been used to soak up milk and then flung at a wall
#warrior cats#deer rambles#im all for being a hater but this is sickening#joking but im sorry i love her. it makes me so sad ppl hate the plushie#the quality of all plushies suck ass i understand that tho
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my favorite thing about bt is when there's an opportunity for buck and t to have a deeper connection, but then t just shuts it down. like, go girl, give us nothing!!!!
#like outside of 7x04...have they had an actual conversation that didnt exclusively consist of sex or t being dismissive#ig you could argue their date scene#well both date scenes but come on the first one was like so bad#yeah they had a nice (im using that term very loosely) little conversation about coming out but then t made that closet joke and left buck#like okay listen its not tha big of a deal but it is!!!#how can you seriously sit there and be like oh yeah i was lying to myself about being gay because i was scared#and then when the (newly bi) man youre on a date with kinda freaks when faced with coming out not on his own terms youre surprised???#come on#be so serious rn#and sorry not sorry but i will always hate him for leaving buck on the sidewalk outside the restaurant#yes buck is a grown ass man and could get home safely#but its the fact that he didnt tell buck anything until his uber had pulled up#like that man was talking about the movie yall were planning on seeing on you were just watching your uber get closer#i dont care who you are that us just rude as fuck#and the your fathers alive in the finale#fuck off#like the conversation about t and his father was literally only included to connect to gerrard#deny it all you want but t really was a plot device in 7b#he had like what maybe 5 minutes of screentime#he is so over#anti tommy kinard
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Every time someone edits Keith in the black paladin armor an angel loses its wings.
#keith kogane#listen I understand that he needs to be the black paladin but he should be there temporarily#it’s worse when people do it with lance#I’m sorry but Keith cannot be the black paladin in my mind heart and soul#that spot is RESERVED for SHIRO DAMMIT#HE FAUGHT SO HARD TO BE WITH THE BLACK LION AND YOUR TELLING ME HE DOESNT EVEN GET TO SIT IN HER SEAT ANYMORE????#IM SORRY?? ARE THE LIONS NOT COUNCIOUS??? DID BLACK JUST NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SHIRO AFTERWARDS???#it’s some fucking horse shit#and Lance should’ve stayed in blue and allura should’ve gotten red#allura dead ass does not fit within the blue lion#I love her but that woman is a red paladin#I mean even the fucking show jokes about it#lance being in blue fit his character far more and I believe would’ve led to far more growth#I hate how much people argue about who the better black paladin would be whether it be for Lance or Keith#its shiro#through and through#he ran so Keith could walk bitch#also yes Keith being with the blades is cool and it makes people realize just how much of a pain it is to not have a lion to protect you#to show the true stuggle of those who are still actively fighting against space nazis#that don’t rely on a giant robot#but here’s my thing#I don’t like that Keith separated#because I feel like his character goes backwards#I would’ve preferred Keith actually being there for his teammates and family then almost sacrificing himself over and over again#I also don’t think ryou should ever be in the black lion#like piloting#cause he’s not shiro and I think the black lion would know that#I just wish there was more shiro appreciation within the fandom#like how do people not understand that shiro is an amazing leader???#why does he have to get replaced???
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I wasn't joking in my last post when I said they COULD kill Elq easily and it would be a pretty smart decision, I feel like.
I mean, if he wants to eliminate all candidates by violence... it's like we say in Portuguese "pay him using the same coin". Get his own back.
Here's how they could do it:
1-First life
Just go up to him and beat his ass. I don't think he's nearly prepared enough for something like this.
If they want to be 100% sure he'll die, you can also get him with his guard down. Use someone he wouldn't expect to do this. If its someone he KNOWS is suspicious of him, then he could flee and that wouldn't be very good.
So for this, hiring someone who's silly would work. People like Foolish or Slime. Hell, even abuelito would work really well!
...or you could hire Etoiles. That would work too.
2- His second life
If they get to this point, it's possible that he would prepare and ready himself up for combat, now that he knows his life is at stake. This does make things a little harder, but it's still fairly easy to get him.
Literally just... Gang up on him. Speak with the people on this server beforehand, and I'm sure at least like 5 people would agree to fuck his shit up.
No matter how good you are at pvp you cannot beat a group of people very geared up lol
To make things easier, just set up a trap for him in a bad spot he cannot leave from, and is able to be attacked from all sides.
#qsmp#This is semi serious semi joke dont take it too seriously#just some fun speculations!#quackity#elquackity#Just for the record I do NOT hate Quackity or Elq Im just thinking what I would do in this situation#I also think its very funny seeing him getting his ass beaten sorry lmao
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ tw// VENT POST hhaahhahahahahaha! please kindly ignore if you honestly dgaf it is okay this merely a rant from my humble self<333 good night angels!!! :3🌸
I'm having so much fun at school. Absolutely fantastic newfound family and shenaningans huehuehue :P i lobe my frens !!!
At home, ehhhhh??? not so much. My mother's anger she always threatens to displace over my things and my devices, over things that I absolutely need for school. Especially nowthat our university and college dept. have different orgs and committees that are looking for members, which I'm very interested in joining, I'm scared of applying at positions I want because my materials, environment, and academic future are all always compromised with her. I'd very much just accept her silent treatment, cussing me out and being her little punching bag than her ruining the things I need for college, the only things I have left to lose because she's mad. She also tells me that she will not hesitate to drop me out and would much prefer giving my sister the chance to study (she had just stopped after graduating high school because none of our relatives actually helped her with college stuff when we thought they would, which is why we're taking here in with us to help her with her current work, to help her enrol if she wishes so now, and until she finds stability in her life). Now, I absolutely have no problems with her providing education for my sister; I actually also want to support her by reopening my commissions because she's honestly one of the most brilliant, lovely people I've ever had in my life and she deserves to pursue the degree and career that she wants to be in. I just don't want my mom pitching that plan in as a threat, to me who she now only views as a liability and dead weight (don't argue with her though, I feel more worthless every passing day). I don't want this to further break our dysfunctional family apart, but I also don't want to keep compromising myself with every shortcoming (don't want a repeat of my senior high school experiences).
I am very scared and confused, but also this is most probable due to how I've been in the past. Can't deny I was very, very wrong with how I was back then but lord god in heaven I was FIGURING THINGS OUT that my parents NEVER ORIENTED and NEVER HEARD ME OUT and TRIED UNDERSTANDING about while I was going through them!!! Like please I'm freestyling my developmental years because the adults assume I'm smart enough to have them covered MISS MA'AM I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF EVERY MONTH HELLO???? PLEASE I KNOW THAT YOU WERE HURT I WAS HURT IMAGINE TRYING MY BEST TO BE BETTER BUT I CAN'T DO THAT IF THEY SO WILLINGLY HINDER ME I'M GOING TO JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW I BEG
relieved sighing haha anybody wanna cosplay skyrus w/ me 🕊️
#rant post#personal rant#vent post#personal vent#adhd brain#dysfunctional family#anger issues#burn out#i’m scared#im sorry#class of 2013#??? i guess#college is kicking my ass#i hate it here#im going to kms#not joking
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Hey so Snap this is going to be so fucking weird, but honestly don’t care. So I was watching a clip of Drag Race Philippines and it was the make over episode and I think they were making over family members and this father was all about getting into drag. So, I just wanted to tell you never forget how much of a lovely loving kind and caring father you have, who loves you and protects you and makes you feel heard. That’s all.
i'd have to die before i forget how great my dad is thank you for the opportunity to brag about him again anon
#snap chats#no smarmy one-sentence response i fear i never play about my dad's character and its been. A Month so i gotta be earnest#Comically And Topically tho i still wonder wtf my dad meant when he said 'i always thought of being a girl' when i opened up to him#part of me thinks he was just joking and thats probably it but also ....... //audible confusion + vine boom + eyebrow quirking//#its so funny you brought up my dad though i was thinking of visiting him this weekend#last week my Bitch Ass Mom wanted to watch a movie with me and since speak no evil was coming out i proposed we see that#since starting therapy shes been 'trying' to be closer with us but she still doesnt like me on a fundamental level so get bent ig#but she hates horror movies and made a whole show of not wanting to go and how american movies are so brutal and blah blah#this was right after she took me ice skating with her .. cause shes obsessed with ice skating now ... like maam please#i like skating so thank you but ... idk ... she never wants to do things i wanna do#then again we're pretty different i think so. LOL sorry i like horror movies and nothing you like apparently#im glad she didnt come cause i just went with my bro and since the theater was Virtually Empty we just cracked jokes the whole time vjlaekv#plus i just know my mom wouldve been annoying and i wanted to enjoy the movie !!!! which i did ty !!!!!!!#but yk who LOVES horror movies and who i used to watch horror movies with all the time growin up !!!!!!!!!!#i havent seen a movie with my dad in forever.... the last one we saw was so long ago but it was some weird owen wilson movie i think#wait now that ive dragged my mom into this she started therapy Did I Share That. Im Reminding You Anyway#but the most vile thing i ever heard her say was that she admitted to me she never loved my dad 'emotionally'#like wow ..... a thousand life times in hell for you i think i cant even begin to describe the rage chat i could write a novel#but i only have 30 tags so i wont. i should call my dad tho.. this is inspiring me to call my dad thank you anon#if youre still reading Double Thank You. i havent complained about my mom in a while and this was just funny timing overall vjRLKJAEVK#ok im gonna go talk with my dad now. my college friend's coming oevr in like three hours and we're gonna watch glass#cause that came up in convo yesterday Long Story so that should be funny vjlekjlakj
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#elyan bleats#I cannae tell if this is a joke im sorry#like I hate doing this. but the guy who trafficked a main character? Isn't evil? Who worships a tyrant? YOU CALL HIM A TYRANT#this is incredibly tone deaf. and like infantilizing a grown ass pos man
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in the job straight up "hateing it" and by "it" heh well lets just say. my job
#training new people is my worst nightmare can we stop hiring new people please#working at a movie theater is ass props to the people who like it#movie theater workers are stronger than any marine im not even joking#this past week ive had 2 people argue with me about the menu#ive trained maybe 5 different people on concessions#and stayed way later than i was supposed to most nights. and the district manager is mad at all of us#rare original post from me. sorry its about hating work. head in my hands#i would like 2-3 days off in a week please. please i cant only do 1 day a week i cant d#i cant do just 1 day i cant. its not enough time theres so much to do
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i hate slow damage so much there are tears in my eyes i am not joking
#HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR?!?!??!??#''rei changed his gender expression to be more masculine''#he now looks like someones quirky straight aunt#i could have forgiven the short hair if it either looked good or if he looked like a lesbian but my god this sucks so bad#men should never cut their hair actually#unless they want to ofc but i will b judging#what happened to my beautiful beautiful man#this guy sucks ass#i went from being a rei hater to a rei lover back to a rei hater so fast#im joking i dont hate him#but hes so ugly#ok maybe this will grow on me#i doubt it.#leevi liveblogs#i just realized my tags made it sounds like lesbians dont look good im so sorry lesbians for wording that weird#i meant like good in a man way or good in a lesbian way#as in both options are good and the option i personally dont like is someones straight aunt
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me n my sister coming back from indomaret at the asscrack of dawn only to find my fuckin dad cheating
#i need to stop making jokes about this#(i will NEVER)#im sorry but i gotta admit#it was kind of funny#same guy who hates closed doors btw#shouldve closed that damn door maybe we wouldnt have caught ur ass cheating#.ᐟ :: thought police .
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need to be fr
#I hate venture SO BAD because like they r a full ass stereotype........#im sorry u make a character who is unattractive be the canon trans one? they dont even fit into the story#not to mention OD COURSE they made the nonbinary person look and sound like a girl or at least an afab person can we be fr#plus the whole rock eating thing? are we really? making the tide pod autism buzzfeed joke a full ass person#why the fuck do they have eyeliner to make them look girly. why did they not actuallyake them androgynous#does nobody see the issue with making a canon trans nonbinary person look exactly like a woman and using stereotypes for them#. i am going insane .
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People that make it a joke to be like: "Omggg the introductions to classic books are soooo annoying, why would they put so much of this useless shit here?" after they only started reading classics to be a part of the pretentious booktok fucks who read classics just to say they read them... Hi, pretentious fuck who always reads the introduction... It is literalllyyy a free literary analysis you dipshits. If you're reading some abstract shit, well it was written that way and people have been trying to read and interpret it since it was published. There is 200% popular explanations or theories of the plot there, if not straight up quotes from an authors diary/notes on their process and intentions for writing their novel (if those were left behind by the author). Fun facts, relevant historical context, translation deep-dives (which are fucking great btw, translation is an art and even the best translations will always lose something) and more. Honestly, people bragging about not reading it is like. ok fine whatever. To call it useless is just indicative that you are a VITCIM of the media comprehension crisis. If you're just going to parrot some rando from tiktok who summarized the plot (badly) in fortnite terms (do not recommend) read the fkn intro instead. If you're not going to try analyze the book yourself, or if you don't know where to start- read the intro!!!111!!! I am old enough (21. sarcasm.) to remember the time when the media lit crisis was in full swing before Lolita blew up on tiktok where people were making the most bare bones, surface level interpretations of it, calling the author and people who liked the book pedophilic. Saying they didn't know why it was a classic because it was just some old man's sick fantasy. I'm pretty sure there are old arguments on this blog of me trying to explain it to people. Nabokov was very open about the true meaning of his novel, there were many resources for people on and offline, plus the book that I had (not special, from library and then one from B&N) had an intro AND author's note. Yet people only got it when it was oversimplified for them on tiktok? Introductions are literally some nerd who was so obsessed with the author/book that you're reading that they who wrote something (barely anything usually, not a fucking lot) to help you understand the book better. Obviously, its meant to be supplementary and you can and should find your own meaning. Plus, usually for compiled works, the introduction are the guy(s) who made the fucking book, but ofc they are only credited in the intro (& copyright page) because they didn't write it. Surprise, people actually have to pick what works go into those types of books. Intros are usually just: "wow, I love this author so much that I did research on their entire life, read every single word they left on this earth, read 50 decades of analysis of their works and researched the era they lived in to understand why and what they wrote the wrote better, " and you mfs that don't even read it call it useless. fuck you. Oh and before anyone with -80 IQ reads this and gets upset, if you want to avoid spoilers for the 103935405739 year old book, read it after you finish the book...
#no i don't read classics just to say I read them#they are genuinely the only thing I am interested in reading outside of manga and some fanfiction#so as someone who isn't hopping on booktok trends...#this is what my hater ass has to say#“waaa don't insult your reader they will disregard what you have to say or they might not even finish reading”#idgaf#eat macroplastics bitch#I gen hate most of the creatures that populate booktok im not sorry#booktok#classic literature#idk idgaf about the tags this was just an angry rant#istg the next time i see a joke like this i will **** ****#yall will spoil a 2 year old movie without hesitation but won't read the intro to dante's inferno because “spoilers”. ok.#literally just read it after. USE YOUR BRAIN#longpost#like comment and subscribe for more hate rants#long ass post#this isn't me trying to be pretentious I gen just think more people would benefit from reading the intros#YA books#that tag is filled with p//n btw
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woke up to people genuinely fighting that toji is a better dad than gojo to megumi because of the leaks hello everyone
#jjk#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#that page reads as a joke of “gojo forgot in the heat of the moment”#because their aint no way gojo listens to yuji's plans to save megumi for a month#and just pulls up like “fuck that im sorry im just losing a kid today”#would be insane if he just thinks “nah sorry he gotta die i dont think my students can beat him”#im going to hold off judgement until this finishes#bc i need to know if that one person that said#geto is the best character bc he died before gege started writing the characters weird is right#not fighting this worse dad thing than toji thing because there's too much going on and a lot of it is mixed with lame ass mangaka jokes#kashimo is a real hater that's all i learned and i respect him for just being their and hating#also it kinda minimalizes toji's character to boil him down because he has a Lot going on -#to just make it black and white for some random debate
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moodboard rn uwu screams
#in terms of okay we have none#pmdd#im such a fuckup cringefail girlflop no joke#venting on tumblr so i dont piss of my fam with it!#i truly think im stuck like this fr fr on god this is hell#I keep self sabotaging and dissapointing people and i have so much potential which makes it WORSE#im 26 what am I doing w/ my life#i cant even get out of bed at a normal time bc being unconscious is preferable#i need to kick my brains ass#i hate that id rather roll over and die than fight through this but honestly if i werent shit scared of death id be so tempted to just#fall asleep and never wake up yknow#im not suicidal tho#i guess#if ur reading this sorry lmaoooo this is neither aesthetic nor is it jack horner its just cringe
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so. in order to progress ur relationship with Akechi. he actually takes u down to mementos, alone, and challenges u to beat the shit out of him with Lethal Intent. which is very likely mutual. ohh this kid is on a whole other level huh
#like. excuse me??????#WIAT THIS IS SO. LMAO I HAVE A PERSONA THAT FUCKS OVER EVERYTHING HE USES THIS IS SO SAD#sorry buddy#like. i cannot express enough that he literally cant damage me with anything except his almighty attack#and his gun if he can use that here . unsure. he didnt try#'if you werent useful to me right now id kill you on the spot <3' ok u tell urself that but i just kicked ur ass to the depths of mementos#these two are so. so. there are so many fucking things wrong with u. hoooooly shit#'if we had fought to the end do you see yourself winning' U COULDNT EVEN HIT ME#'i hate you' i would too if that happened to me dw#im joking but this is like. the most mentally ill conversation. in the worst/best way. losing my mind rn#go off robbie daymond.. he fuckin nailed Akechis dialogue here. and like the whole game but definitely here#ah. the glove :)#ive already said this but every time he says something i need to reiterate. there is so much wrong with this kid#p5
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