"Everybody knows, It hurts to grow up. And everybody does, it's so weird to be back here. Let me tell you what, the years go on and we're still fighting it, we're still fighting it..."A blog of mostly instagram selfies and reblogs of things I like. I'm a burlesque performer, a future sign language interpreter, and lifelong Clevelander.
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Definitely not stress-drinking sleepy time lavender chamomile tea out of an apropos mug in an attempt to get any kind of sleep tonight. #election2020 #💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/CHMUczBLIS-/?igshid=1bouopjd2ybrt
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I love you @johnaqukoala, even though you just said you think you look like Megamind in this picture. 😆💙❤️🧡✨ (at Fiona's Coffee Bar & Bakery Downtown Willoughby) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFSvIm6HCZn/?igshid=1twl2locu4779
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Video game hot dog Dahlia and real life hot dog Dahlia seem a little different but also soooo the same? #animalcrossing #animalcrossingnewhorizons #acnh #hotdog #dahlia #lifeimitatingart #artimitatinglife https://www.instagram.com/p/CENdKxUnLoC/?igshid=wlyz7mw38ppd
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Got to go out on a wee outdoor adventure with my burlestie @elizasidecar today and definitely stumbled upon some Blair Witch-y shit. Also, loooving my @cruelvalentine crop top ���✨✨ If you haven’t gotten one yet, like...what are you even doing? 🤨 . . . . . #cleveland #northchagrinreservation #buttermilkfalls #thegreatoutdoors #hiking #friendshipinthetimeofCOVID #blairwitchshit (at North Chagrin Reservation) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDUuENFHA-9/?igshid=1kcoe813sor0k
#cleveland#northchagrinreservation#buttermilkfalls#thegreatoutdoors#hiking#friendshipinthetimeofcovid#blairwitchshit
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I just want everyone to see how good I am not only at Animal Crossing but also how good I am at taking pictures in Animal Crossing. 🤣 Plz also enjoy the bone costume I got from a balloon gift that I have not taken off since getting it 🎉 . . . . . . #animalcrossingnewhorizons #acnh #animalcrossing #flamingoparty #whatamievendoing https://www.instagram.com/p/CDSBsBFHoCk/?igshid=123jk79talumy
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I got back to @clevelandexoticdance for the first time since March today. Had a great Lyra private with @elizasidecar taught by @nicolonova and it was the most bestest fun. And I was just pleased I didn’t lose all my strength to this quarantine! 🙌🎉💖😆 #beginnerlyra #cleveland #clevelandexoticdance #ced #lyra #owmybody #stillkindastrong (at Cleveland Exotic Dance) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDILjPLH-RQ/?igshid=1ciizqe51hfbu
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Happy @worldburlesqueday my gentlefriends! 🥳💕❤️✨ https://www.instagram.com/p/B_dy209Hlle/?igshid=h3pk3uf48iq1
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I’ve been trying to lift weights and workout a little bit at home so I don’t lose the small amount strength I built up before the Coronavirus quarantine hit. I can’t wait to get back to @clevelandexoticdance!! (but didja know we’re offering virtual classes?! 🎉) #dahlia #beginnerlyra #strengthbuilding #strengthtraining #lyra #cleveland #clevelandexoticdance #ced #quarantine #socialdistancing #covid_19 #coronavirus #stayhome #pointyourtoes #dahliadluxe #thesensuouslysillystripper https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Ngi4jHzru/?igshid=in3quyhhddac
#dahlia#beginnerlyra#strengthbuilding#strengthtraining#lyra#cleveland#clevelandexoticdance#ced#quarantine#socialdistancing#covid_19#coronavirus#stayhome#pointyourtoes#dahliadluxe#thesensuouslysillystripper
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Just popping in to make a big ol’ glittery mess...and clearly also pleased about it 😆🎉✨💕🎉 🍇🍷 Photo by @aterrormusical at @theauricleoh for @shrimpsohstripshow 5th anniversary show!! . . . . . . #dahlia #cleveland #showgirl #burlesque #balloonact #grapes #heybrotherpourthewine #deanmartin #glitter #poppop #clevelandburlesque #thisiscle #dahliadluxe #thesensuouslysillystripper #🍇🍷 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8DVImsnMRX/?igshid=1hh52iolwodl7
#dahlia#cleveland#showgirl#burlesque#balloonact#grapes#heybrotherpourthewine#deanmartin#glitter#poppop#clevelandburlesque#thisiscle#dahliadluxe#thesensuouslysillystripper#🍇🍷
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This weekend, @shrimpsohstripshow put on one of the best shows I’ve ever gotten to be a part of!! I got to meet and shared cookies with @dirtymartininyc (!!!), I met the completely adorable @siomaimoore, got to give a big ol’ hug to @frontrowpaul and Michelle, I got to see and perform with SOOO many of my amazing friends, and take some pretty great workshops at @clevelandexoticdance where I learned a lot! I am one happy and grateful glittery showgirl! #dahlia #cleveland #showgirl #burlesque #thisiscle #clevelandburlesque #somuchglitter #theauricle #dahliadluxe #thesensuouslysillystripper https://www.instagram.com/p/B72I0jhnA6K/?igshid=o2phuaf0xad
#dahlia#cleveland#showgirl#burlesque#thisiscle#clevelandburlesque#somuchglitter#theauricle#dahliadluxe#thesensuouslysillystripper
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I can’t believe it’s been a whole month without out you around, bub. Mommy loves you with her whole heart and misses you so damn much. #peter #peternincompoop #sealteamdicks #bub #dogson #mybb #cancerfuckingsucks #sweetboy #myheart #💔🐾🌈 https://www.instagram.com/p/B7qTEo0HM26/?igshid=ktzk7n51twg
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Sometimes we’re models, sometimes we’re idiots, but we are all the time bestest good friends. I love you @elizasidecar, have the happiest birthday because you deserve all the good things. 💕🎉❤️🎂✨ #burlesties #frands #birthday #happybirthday #burlesque #clevelandburlesque #showgirls #firstreveal #sidecaranddluxe #everythingscomingupmilhouse https://www.instagram.com/p/B7dsgmiHJn5/?igshid=9av1bqijp8gh
#burlesties#frands#birthday#happybirthday#burlesque#clevelandburlesque#showgirls#firstreveal#sidecaranddluxe#everythingscomingupmilhouse
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Missing you everyday, bub. 🌈🐾💔#peternincompoop #thegoodestboy #mommylovesyou #bub #sealteamdicks #oldmanriverdog #mybb #dogson #🌈🐾 https://www.instagram.com/p/B7KlW1gHUzR/?igshid=qhhi5a70u85n
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If you have talked to me for more than 5 seconds in the past 8 years, you knew about Peter Nincompoop. The bestest, goodest boy there ever was. He was a grunty, snorty, cuddly little man. He got into everything, and ate anything that wasn’t nailed down. He loved the car. He loved to lay in the sun. He was my baby and I’m so sad he’s gone. He loved everyone he met and everyone loved him. Except the FedEx guy he bit. And the pizza guy he chased through the front yard at my brother’s house. He was a good little guard dog. His little body was ready and he was letting us know. I’m grateful that the process was as smooth and kind as it could’ve been. We were lucky to be his parents. And lucky to have him to make our lives better. Mommy loves you Peter, please visit in my dreams because I already miss you so, so much. #peternincompoop #sealteamdicks #mylove #thegoodestboy #mysweetbub #therainbowconnection #🌈🐾 https://www.instagram.com/p/B6b2C6PHA50/?igshid=epbx4khut1fq
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I modeled for @drsketchyakron last Wednesday at @jillysmusicroom! It was a great time and thank you to everyone who came out! ✨✏️🎨💕😁🎉 . . . . . . . . #dahlia #showgirl #burlesque #cleveland #akron #thisiscle #clevelandburlesque #model #lifedrawing #drsketchys #drsketchyakron #drsketchysantiartschool #femmefatale #noir #filmnoir #drama (at Jilly's Music Room) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4_cBoRHGp9/?igshid=1nb93ab6qox3i
#dahlia#showgirl#burlesque#cleveland#akron#thisiscle#clevelandburlesque#model#lifedrawing#drsketchys#drsketchyakron#drsketchysantiartschool#femmefatale#noir#filmnoir#drama
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He always makes his way to my lap. 💕💕 . . . . . . . #cuddleswithmom #dogsofinstagram #dogsofig #dogson #sealteamdicks #curleduppup #sweetboy #thegoodestboy #puppo #puppers #peternincompoop https://www.instagram.com/p/B4sQy01n0KQ/?igshid=14hxp0bers57m
#cuddleswithmom#dogsofinstagram#dogsofig#dogson#sealteamdicks#curleduppup#sweetboy#thegoodestboy#puppo#puppers#peternincompoop
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Bub loves to lay out in the sun ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #peter #dog #dogsofinstagram #peternincompoop #sealteamdicks #puppo #sunbathe #oldmanriverdog #mylove https://www.instagram.com/p/B3hhREJHQ2D/?igshid=1nrn75bb3y35b
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