#i hate shaving

[withoutalice]

I shaved my legs and now I look un-rendered 😭

[arachine]

for some rsn tumblr won’t let me type with white text but uhm it’s hot ASF and soon ima have to start wearing shorts 😭😭😭

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

i’m feeling irrationally angry so here’s an arbitrary list of things that i hate

- Coppers

- The film ‘The Breakfast club’

- The word ‘hubby’

- The word ‘Wifey’

- When movies show a ‘meme’ or a ‘youtube spoof’ that’s been made about one of the characters, and it’s the most cringey inaccurate thing ever seen

- The fact ‘Wallace and Gromit Vengeance most fowl’ is premiering in America

- National anthems

- When the NYT games (like wordle and connections) are overtly American (yes i see the issue with this one)

- The house of lords

- People who hate pigeons

-The term ‘cancel culture’

- Alfie Moon from Eastenders

- Piercing and tattoo aftercare

- True crime content

- The feeling of body hair (on me i’m not andrew tate promise)

- Shaving (yes i see the issue with this and the last one)

- How few Spencer centric Balamory episodes there were

- David Walliams

- The fact i have to say genz as gen zee when i’m british but gen zed lowkey sounds dumb

[5pinbowler]

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[blakyoo]

this is so fucking funny man

[pussyxpearl]

Manifesting a sub who comes over with food and wine....shaves my coochie and ass....eats me out until I cum and then leaves....

[real-dead-girls]

I think if you pressure anyone to remove body hair you should explode btw

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

[bressynonym]

buzzzzzzzz

[bloomin-daydream]

Let's make some new memories together, okay? 🌻☀️

Sunflower pixel art build on minecraft, 304 blocks tall, sildur's vibrant shaders! Pixel art (below cut) by my dear friend Dandelion, we built it together!

This is our magnum opus sun emoji sunflower emoji

[asexual-shelly]

but what if they were like horses tho. that would be pretty cool i think

[wtfforged]

[sludgeware]

inspired by real events

[hugheses]

Jack Hughes #86 of the New Jersey Devils poses for a portrait during the NHL Player Media Tour on September 09, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Candice Ward/NHLI via Getty Images)

[galedekarios]

hearing about gale from tara is always such a treat because she's known him for so, so long, ever since he was just a boy and has watched him grow into who he is now:

Player: Excruciatingly awkward. On my side, at least. Tara the Tressym: Don't be too hard on yourself, sir. You've been like that all your life.

Player: It's very unsettling how you can tell what I've been up to just by looking at me... Tara the Tressym: Tressyms are exceptionally intuitive. And also, you wear your emotions like a very garish cravat.

Tara the Tressym: If that's all, then what comes after is for you to decide, Mr Dekarios. Think well on all that's happened, and stay true to that heart of yours. It's a good one.

which also sort of ties into this:

Player: I'd never want to lose you, Tara. I'll return the Crown to Mystra. Tara the Tressym: There's a good humanoid. You had me scared for a moment here. But you're wise - and wiser all the time. 

Player: That's just my boyish charm. Tara the Tressym: Boyish charm and knees that creak like rusted hinges! Quite the combination.

Player: I'm honestly not sure. But don't worry - it's nothing I can't handle. Tara the Tressym: Very tough.

Player: Must be the beard. Tara the Tressym: Don't be silly. What is it really?

she's absolutely not averse to teasing him. however, it's never cruel and always light-hearted, just like she's not afraid to call him out on evading questions or making him reflect on the choices he takes if she does disagree with him. it really speaks of how long they have been at each other's side.

Tara the Tressym: Mr Dekarios. Gale. You are the finest mind - the finest wizard - I have ever had the pleasure to know. If anyone can beat this thing, it is you. When you tried to control the Weave - when it all went, pardon my language, belly up - I was terrified. Scared you'd be hurt. Scared Mystra would punish you for your transgression. But do you know what never crossed my mind? That you wouldn't figure a way out of it. My clever friend never leaves a knot knotted. This parasite is one more knot, so get to tugging threads. And - Mr Dekarios - please. The beard. I'd cut it down myself if I could hold a razor.

so from tara's pov, gale's always been awkward and obvious with his emotions.

she's convinced he has a genuinely good heart, one that she hopes he'll stay true to.

tara thinks he's wise, and growing wiser (condition: gale rejects to take the crown for himself).

she also thinks he's clever and brilliant.

[elizaisdunn]

weezers your minecraft YouTubers (based off this edit from twitter)