#with reminding him to eat / shave / etc

[galedekarios]

hearing about gale from tara is always such a treat because she's known him for so, so long, ever since he was just a boy and has watched him grow into who he is now:

Player: Excruciatingly awkward. On my side, at least. Tara the Tressym: Don't be too hard on yourself, sir. You've been like that all your life.

Player: It's very unsettling how you can tell what I've been up to just by looking at me... Tara the Tressym: Tressyms are exceptionally intuitive. And also, you wear your emotions like a very garish cravat.

Tara the Tressym: If that's all, then what comes after is for you to decide, Mr Dekarios. Think well on all that's happened, and stay true to that heart of yours. It's a good one.

which also sort of ties into this:

Player: I'd never want to lose you, Tara. I'll return the Crown to Mystra. Tara the Tressym: There's a good humanoid. You had me scared for a moment here. But you're wise - and wiser all the time. 

Player: That's just my boyish charm. Tara the Tressym: Boyish charm and knees that creak like rusted hinges! Quite the combination.

Player: I'm honestly not sure. But don't worry - it's nothing I can't handle. Tara the Tressym: Very tough.

Player: Must be the beard. Tara the Tressym: Don't be silly. What is it really?

she's absolutely not averse to teasing him. however, it's never cruel and always light-hearted, just like she's not afraid to call him out on evading questions or making him reflect on the choices he takes if she does disagree with him. it really speaks of how long they have been at each other's side.

Tara the Tressym: Mr Dekarios. Gale. You are the finest mind - the finest wizard - I have ever had the pleasure to know. If anyone can beat this thing, it is you. When you tried to control the Weave - when it all went, pardon my language, belly up - I was terrified. Scared you'd be hurt. Scared Mystra would punish you for your transgression. But do you know what never crossed my mind? That you wouldn't figure a way out of it. My clever friend never leaves a knot knotted. This parasite is one more knot, so get to tugging threads. And - Mr Dekarios - please. The beard. I'd cut it down myself if I could hold a razor.

so from tara's pov, gale's always been awkward and obvious with his emotions.

she's convinced he has a genuinely good heart, one that she hopes he'll stay true to.

tara thinks he's wise, and growing wiser (condition: gale rejects to take the crown for himself).

she also thinks he's clever and brilliant.

[xmalfoyweasleyx]

Lucien - NSFW alphabet

This is the 3th alphabet of my 1,3k followers celebration. This is one of my favourites that I've written :) 18+!! Warning: smut (gifs too)! Let me know if you like the gifs or if you don't like them... PS: Lucien, my dear husband, I love you so much. There should be more of you on this app.

Previous alphabets: Rhys, Cassian

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's the sweetest after you've had sex. He grabs a washing cloth and something to eat and drink. He has the most adorable look on his face when he does this for you (one of his love languages is acts of service).

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

You love his hair, the long locks are so beautiful and soft. You love to play with it or braid it. In terms of your sex life and his hair... You constantly have the locks in your hands. You always grip it when he's fucking you or eating you out. Sometimes he has that pleading look on his face, begging you to pull his hair without needing to use any words.

Lucien is obsessed with your legs, he thinks they're beautiful. He strokes them when he's sitting next to you, but he also does it while he's fucking you. It's his way of showing affection. He also likes to put your legs in all sorts of positions where he can easily grab them. This man watches your legs in the most unsubtle way ever when you walk by.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Lucien comes a lot and likes to play with it afterwards. When he comes in you, he fingers it back in. And when he comes on you he licks it off or he makes you lick it off his fingers. That's enough to turn him on again and restart it all (to then again, push it in you). "We can't let it go to waste isn't that right baby?". "I have to make sure you are as full as possible"

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He just wants to hear he's your good boy, the praise makes him go wild. He begs you to say it again and again. The look in his eyes changes immediately when you say that name, he looks so desperate for you :(

"I'm your good boy" or "I'll be good I promise, just touch me baby, please")

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

In terms of places he's fucked? He is experienced. He didn't have that much lovers, but he has fucked girls from the autumn court, men from the spring court,... He had lovers in all courts of Prythian.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Riding him but you're pressed against his chest. He prefers when you ride him when he's sitting on the side of the bed and you're straddling him. He loves regular cow girl too.

69!!!!

Fucking you from behind, but you are laying on your stomach and his full body is on top of you, his chest against your back. This way he can be as close as possible while fucking you hard and fast and whisper filthy things in your ears. I can't help but put a gif in here for this:

Spooning, his face breathing in your neck and hands not leaving your tits

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is pretty serious but with the right amount of teasing and sarcasm (just a reminder of the first book, love book 1 Lucien)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Carpet matches the drapes yes. He also shaves, cause sometimes he is embarrassed because of the color :( :( :(

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Lucien is very intimate. He always tries to have you as close as possible to him when he fucks you. Your foreheads pressed to each other, his lips over your whole body or his face pressed into your neck.

This man also says 'I love you' a lot during sex, and when you say it, he comes immediately because of the intimacy <3 HE HOLDS YOUR HANDS!! I have to put in another gif for this man:

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Lucien looooves mutual masturbation. Facing each other while you're touching yourselves, staring into your eyes passionately. He just gets so turned on when he sees you moaning and writhing, pleasuring yourself (and he loves to make a remark about how it's not enough because it aren't his fingers, this makes him so smug ugh). "Yes pretty girl, touch yourself for me", "Pretend those fingers are mine, you like to think about that don't you?" he says while tugging on his own cock.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Hair pulling. Both ways. He loves to pull your hair when he's fucking you from behind. He is the kind of person who grabs it so messily and intimately, his fingers sprawled out over your whole head, the strands loosely tucked in between his finger.

But yeah, he also loves when you tug his hair. He doesn't have that beautiful long locks for nothing. Like i've said, he always has a pleading look on his face when he wants you to tug, so you always know when to do it. But sometimes you like to wait and make him beg, those eyes are so pretty when he begs. Lucien moans so loud when you eventually pull.

He also has a big praise kink, he needs it, and you need it

Breeding!!! He wants a family, he wants you full of his cum. The first time you begged him to come in you he came so hard, a fraction of his powers showed (the male lit up the whole bedroom with those blinding lights)

And following that... he likes to play with his powers (the fire and the light)

He also loves to rub his cock against your clit and then cum like that on your pussy

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Lucien is basically the mister worldwide of Prythian , he likes to fuck you in all kinds of different places around Prythian. It's like this big challenge he made up for himself. He's already fucked you in the fields of the spring court, on Helion's throne in the day court, in an abandoned alley in Velaris,.. and in a room next to Beron's in the autumn court.

Now he only needs to fuck you in the winter, summer and dawn court and his mission is completed.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Domestic life with you. When you are cooking he gets turned on and grabs your hips while kissing your neck. "You would be such a good mom, maybe I should fuck a baby into you?"

Oddly enough, he gets turned on when he sees you riding a horse. Obviously it reminds him of the way you ride him, bouncing up and down so graciously. But he doesn't dare to admit it because you would tease him if you found out. He's just staring at your body the whole time. "What are you looking at baby?" you ask. "Nothing nothing" he answers, shaking his head.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Even though he likes hair pulling and some spanking, he wouldn't like it when he hurts you too much. Also, things like knife play are not for him (this male has trauma).

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers giving but he loves receiving equally. He gets very turned on when he's eating you out so that's why he loves 69. It feels amazing when he groans into your pussy because of the way you suck him off.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's sensual but more in a fast paced way. He fucks you hard and fast, but it's very passionate.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes, when he is traveling for his emissary business he loves quickies. Against a tree? In a cabin in the woods? In a room in some random High Lord's palace? Yes.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Like I've mentioned, he loves trying out new places. You and him try out new things the whole time, searching for what you both like or dislike.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He goes for many rounds, especially when you're ovulating. He always seems to know when it's that time. Lucien just has to make sure you have as much of his cum in you as possible then.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, but just because he doesn't know about them. Otherwise he would go crazy and buy all sorts of toys at once, spending tons of money on it. He would come home with a broad smile on his face "You'll never guess what I found, baby" he smirks.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is a sarcastic king and that does make him a tease. More in words than in actions though. When he gets out of the shower: "You like what you see honey?" Or "I'm sure we can get your pretty lips to better use, don't you think bunny?"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lucien is loud. And he isn’t shy about it. He just loves to show you how much he enjoys himself, so he moans, groans, grunts,…

Bonus thought: I dreamed about this and it was so wild, I had to share it (there are phones I’m sorry). So you aren’t dating and he’s you’re best friend. You call him up because you need help with some paperwork. YOU KNOW WHAT THE MAN DOES? He picks up, but he talks with heavy breaths and moans. The man is fucking some girl and he still answers you?! I mean, Lu would definitely do this stuff. It’s so hot to hear those heave breaths when he talks to you and he knows very well how much it turns you on. “Omg Lucien what are you doing?” you ask shocked. He just keeps breathing heavily and moans, actikg like nothing’s happening. It makes you so horny and flustered (and jealous cause who’s that other girl?) My lord, this man is so hot and he knows it. Maybe I should just write this out in a separate fic

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You both love reading, so you try to recreate scenes from the books you're currently reading. Sometimes it's just spicy scenes, and he let's you read it while licking your pussy. But you also like to pretend you're characters from the books you always talk about (like role play).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Lucien's longer than average, but it isn't that notable, just the right size. He genuinely has a pretty dick though. The color is golden brown and it has a big vein on the side. Like, I'm serious, it's really nice. How do I explain this, it's all very symmetrical lol. So yeah, sucking it is addictive ;)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Autumn court men have fire in their blood and fuck like it, right? So he would have a pretty high sex drive. On top of that he's Helion's son… (I don’t need to give more context on that)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He isn’t that sleepy but he loves the cuddle and trace little patterns on your hips. And because of the comfort of it all, he falls asleep easily.

[littlebullofblythe]

ALASTOR NSFW ALPHABET

Disclaimer: this is my first time doing an NSFW alphabet but I thought it would be fun to do in between my other drafts. Feel like doing more of these so feel free to send in requests for other Hazbin characters!

Warnings : fem reader, mentioned somnophilia + breeding

A — Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Insanely gentle. You swear half the time this isn’t even the same man, and he must be an imposter. The moment you’ve wrapped up your session, he’s delicately dressing you in your nightgown (red, of course), tucking you into bed and locking his arms around you, cradling you close to him and humming until you fall asleep, all while running his fingers through your hair and kissing your forehead, cheeks and lips.

B — Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partners) His fingers, and your thighs. Nothing satisfies him more than seeing you a shaking, whimpering mess while he fingerfucks you into your bed, or seeing the bruises from his hands tightly gripping your thighs the next morning. A little reminder that you belong to him.

C — Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically) Nothing makes the crackle of static or his antlers grow as much as the thought of, let alone actually getting to, fucking you so full of cum that you have no choice but to clean the sheets the next morning. He won’t finish anywhere but inside your cunt, not even in your mouth.

D — Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs) He’s stolen your panties before - and he is convinced that you have no idea, but you know. Will you tell him? Absolutely not.

E — Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) He claims to have been a virgin until you, that he’s never touched another person intimately before, but the way he pounds you into the surface you’re against, making sure he hits every weak point with each thrust, how eagerly he eats you out while teasing you with his fingers, there’s no way it’s true. And if it is, he must have watched some insane videos.

F — Favorite Position (This goes without saying) He loves having you on your side, one leg draped over his shoulder, with his hand cupping your chin and forcing you to look up at him. The height difference only makes it sweeter, the position giving him the ability to hit as deep inside of you as he can, and feel your legs tremble against him as he ruins you, loving the sight of tears and your makeup running down your face.

G — Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.) There isn’t much time for him to joke around in between his growling, and the praise he whispers to you. Occasionally, he’ll slow down and crack a joke, watching you giggle before resuming his standard pace, enjoying the startled noises that leave you every time.

H — Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.) He shaves as often as he has to, which is fairly often, and opts to just shave his whole body, save for a patch of red and black fur along his collar and chest, and little tufts of fur on his elbows, wrists and ankles. He knows how much you enjoy running your fingers through his fur, so he tries to leave some areas just fluffy enough for you, and you alone.

I — Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect) It doesn’t matter if you’re having a gentle, passionate session or if he’s pounding into you with reckless abandon, he’ll always lean down just enough to kiss you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear, telling you how much he loves you and how perfect and gorgeous you are, how he couldn’t dream of being with anyone other than you, how you’re his everything.

J — Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) The only times he’ll ever get himself off are if he’s in his rut season, and you are nowhere to be found. That being said, if he sees you, and you aren’t in the middle of something important, you’re being whisked away to the bedroom and not being seen for a few hours at least.

K — Kink (One or more of their kinks) Breeding - he adores watching how overstimulated and loud you become as he fucks another load into your tight cunt, cupping your cheek and whispering in your ear about how good of a mother you’re going to be. Somnophilia - initially, it was experimental - you’d given him permission to fuck you while you slept one night, just to see how it was, and now one of his favourite activities is watching your eyes widen and your cheeks go dark red when you wake up to his cock buried inside you. You’ve come up with a system — if he finds you asleep without panties, it’s fair game for him to do whatever he wants with you. Biting - oh, how he loves biting you, leaving dark bruises all along your neck, chest and thighs from his sharp fangs, and seeing the aftermath the next day, dark bruises peeking up from the collar of your shirt.

L — Location (Favorite places to do the do) The bedroom, as basic as that is. He adores being able to fuck you silly, and then spoon with you until you both fall asleep.

M — Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Seeing you bite your lip, especially when it’s directed to him. It’s become your subtle way of informing him just how needy you are when in a crowd full of people.

N — No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Threesomes / group sex. He doesn’t want to share you - you’re all his, no one else will get a chance to lay their hands on you the way he has. And anyone who does will be sorry.

O — Oral (Preferences in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He isn’t on the receiving end often. He finds it far too difficult to pull his cock from your mouth before he cums, and he won’t let himself finish anywhere but inside of you. When it’s the other way around, you have to physically force his head back from you before you pass out from overstimulation. He could eat you out with that long tongue of his for hours if you would let him (and you have! Once, but never again. You passed out towards the end and slept for the whole day afterwards.)

P — Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.) It depends entirely on his mood - which most of the time, means you’re getting violently pounded into the bed - it’s a wonder you’re even able to walk afterwards.

Q — Quickie (Their opinion on quickies, how often, etc.) He pretends he isn’t a fan of quickies - but how quickly he fucks up into you before he begins a broadcast and how often, says otherwise.

R — Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.) He’s probably the riskiest man you’ve met. He’ll have you firmly sat in his lap, buried inside you, occasionally rocking his hips to see you try and stifle a moan to not alert anybody - whether it be in the hotel parlor during an activity, or while he’s on air.

S — Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?) Technically, he could go for as long as he wanted, he enjoys seeing your tears of overstimulation and hearing your desperate moans far more than he should, but usually taps out after round three or four, maybe five if he really wants to see you a mess.

T — Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) He doesn’t bother with toys. Why would he, when you’re right there?

U — Unfair (How much they like to tease) He’ll tease you for hours if he feels like it, ghosting his fingers over your body, toying with your clit until you’re just about to cum, before pulling his hands away and going back to tracing little patterns against your skin.

V — Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) He’s not exactly loud, but not exactly quiet either. He’ll lean down just to growl in your ear. Often times he’ll trap you in a kiss in order to quiet you down.

W — Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character) Scratching the base of his ears or tail is enough stimulation to have him whimpering and desperately grinding against you. Having the base of his knot teased while he’s inside you is an easy way to have his pace suddenly grow more aggressive, making you see stars.

X — X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) His body is slightly fuzzy - he can’t get all the fur when he shaves, so there’s a slight fuzzy texture to his skin that you don’t mind at all. Various scars, across his chest, legs and arms, and a particularly nasty one over his chest from the fight with Adam. He enjoys you running your fingers along the edges of each scar.

Y — Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) The only time his sex drive would be considered high is during his mating season, which you are more than happy to help with. Otherwise, he’s got a relatively standard sex drive. 

Z — Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He can fall asleep in minutes with you cuddled up against his chest, especially if you’re playing with his hair. Your presence and touch soothes him enough to sleep.

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[thineferalrats]

NSFW alphabet///Vander

Warnings: nsfw content (MDNI 🔞)

I havnt spell checked this yet.

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A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He is DEFINITELY a aftercare guy, making sure your taken care, he’s a busy man so the aftercare sometimes is not as long as he would want it to be sometimes but he douse what he can, even if it’s just words of affirmation or a-lot of kisses and hugs after a quicky (if tho they don’t happen often cuz he really douse not care for them) but when he douse have time he WILL cuddle you all night and kiss you, and tell you how amazing it was, and remind you how gorgeous you are. Definitely keep the praise up even after everything is done.

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself I think we can all agree his arms, or his hair, I feel he’s very proud of his hair being nice and full for his age ya know.

Now ok his partner, no one can tell me he is not a tittie guy, size is not really the thing but he definitely would not mind barring his head in some nice big tits (who wouldn’t) or maybe even a thigh kinda guy, but I also feel like his like non sexual favorite part would be your face, or more specifically your smile seeing you laugh or smile is one of the best sights on earth in his opinion

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)  

Creampies. All that needs to be said. I feel like in the beginning of y’all’s relationship he would use a condom but once he’s comfort with you, your gonna need some birth control or be ready for kiddo number 5, but if birth control is not a option he would understand and use protection or pull out. Also hear me out I feel like he Definitely gets off when you give him head and shallow it ya know.

D: Dirty Secret

Definitely thought about either 1. Fucking you as hard as humanly possible In an ally way, (especially when you tease him when walking home) or 2. Bending you over the bar and pounding into you like there’s no tomorrow, with or without people but these are just fantasy’s he probably won’t act on since he don’t wanna get caught in a ally by someone he knows or worse the kids and the bar one would just get him in trouble but then again tease him enough and the first one might just seem just reasonable enough

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I feel like he definitely knows what he’s doing, he’s been alive for 45 years so he’s definitely picked up a thing or two from his very eventful youth, he definitely knows how to eat you out to the point your nails are engraving scratch marks on the wooden beside table, now he douse not really know much about the well kinkyer side of thing but knows the basics and some other small things and is good at it definitely

F: Favorite Position

Now he’s not a complete vanilla person but this man loves some good old missionary lets me honest, he likes being able to see your face and have access to your clit to. But I also feel like he enjoys Cowgirl to so we can see all the expressions you make. I feel like he wouldn’t mind doggystyle either tbh, on your side to when y’all wake up or something to.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

If something funny happens like you falling off the bed he’s gonna laugh but also ask if your ok why laughing, he’s a very humorous dude ya know

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Man douse his best but he douse not get much time to shave with 4 kids running around causing mayhem everywhere they go. I feel like to be honest he really don’t care to shave unless it gets bad. Now if it bothered you or something he definitely do his best to shave as often as he had time to

I: Intimate (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s a really intimate guy, loves telling you how gorgeous you are but also don’t get me wrong the second you where to ask him “faster or harder” he would go FERAL cuz I feel like he definitely holds back because he douse not wanna hurt you or anything but he douse enjoy a nice and easy intimate time with you. I feel like he secretly has no patience, but he has grown to have some because of the kids and stuff.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He most definitely used to, but I feel like now he douse it like non to very little, mainly cuz of the kids but when you came into his life he felt no need to. Cuz he’d rather have you then his own hand, the only way I could see this man doing it is if he’s had a really long day and your asleep when he comes to bed and he needs to blow off some steam or something.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)  

I think everyone has agreed this man has a breeding kink which as you see now explains why I said what I did before hand about the creampies. Bro has a bondage kink, (both ways), definitely douse not mind putting his hand around your neck but he would really wanna squeeze or anything cuz he douse not wanna hurt you in any way. Anyway No one can argue with these, Size kink and overstimulation (both ways) and marking for sure but would help you hide the marks if you wanted to

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

His bedroom. Other places are to Risky for his liking, he douse not want the kids walking in on anything, now it’s not his favorite but if it called for it and he couldn’t make it to the bedroom and yall having sexual tension up to the sky and the bar is closed and the kids are asleep, The bar but the doors are being locked and clothes won’t come completely off.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Let’s be honest here man has a high sex drive but don’t ever admit it, cuz really all it takes is you giving him a decent view or sneaky kisses, or even just whispering something in his ear, but he has the some insane willpower and will wait till y’all are alone, I also feel like being confidant would get him going like you helping him behind the bar and when no one’s paying attention whisper how badly you want him and then walk away or act like you’ve said nothing.

A good way tho to get railed into the mattress is small teasing all through the day running your hands in his hair that or a very sneak brush against his crotch, like moving by him and pressing your ass into him or something, but making it seem innocent but he’s knows it was on purpose cuz he’s smart he’ll figure it out,

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything like really kinky or rough like slapping punching and he’s definitely against knife play won’t go near it, I mean he don’t mind being rough with you when railing you, but anything thst would hurt you just no

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He really enjoys eating you out let’s be honest tho, he loves sees your head go back and your back arch off the bed (or bar) when your about to finish, he loves when your thighs squeeze around his face to be honest

But with that I wanna say he definitely loves when you give him head let’s be honest, as I said before this ties in, but like he definitely likes it, being able to grab your hair and mouth fuck you is chefs kiss for him

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I feel like at first he would be gental but the longer y’all are doing it the faster that man is getting intell he reaches absolute feral, definitely would have to bite something or have your mouth covered near the end

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not a fan, he’s a very romantic and he really can’t be romantic or anything with quickies, he would much rather take his time with you, but if you have been teasing him all day and he knows he’s not gonna get the time in a good minute to fuck you into the mattress, he’ll settle for a quickie in the storage room with the door locked

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Not really a risky person because again he douse not want the kids walking in on anything. Now before the kids he was a very risky and an experimental person. But has calmed down ALOT now that the kids are in his life and you. I feel like he’s still a little experimental, he’s willing to try anything with in reason that you wanna try

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last, etc.)

He has ALOT of stamina, u can’t tell me don’t, bro was a one man army. He can definitely go 3-4 rounds or 5 if the rounds are not long, but he definitely prefers to draw them out for awhile, he will make you finish more then he douse, like bro will finish idk 3 or 4 times in the end and you’ll finish like 5 times now this is if y’all have the time, this is another reason he’s not a fan of quickies, now In his younger years I feel like he definitely hade quickies and maybe even some one night stands.

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I feel like he’s not a big fan of them cuz he feels if a toy can do it so can he, but if there was a toy you wanted to use or try he wouldn’t be against it as long as it’s not to extreme, I feel like he definitely wouldn’t mind vibrators tho, using a small one on your clit why fucking you, he could approve of because really the better you feel the better he feels (he’s such a service top),

now toys for him I feel like he’s not a big fan of cuz for him your enough and he has no interest or need for them.

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

I feel like he definitely will tease you, whisper in your ear or give you a sneaky kiss the on the neck or slap on the ass. He definitely douse not mind you teasing him back just as long as it’s not obvious and you do it sneakily, definitely if there’s no one around he will reach put his hands up your shirt or down your pants but only for a second and then go back to whatever he was doing.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I feel like he’s not a extremely vocal during it but that’s just because of this kids I feel like if your alone and no one’s in the house he’d definitely make some decent noise, I feel like he mainly just likes hearing you noises you make, definitely would encourage your noises if your home alone but if there’s kids home he’d cover your mouth or give you something to bite (even if it’s himself)

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He definitely would not mind being a bottom and letting you be in control sometimes as long as you know what your doing and you feel good, since he’s always been the one in charge of everything I feel like he’d enjoy a break from it and letting someone boss him around a bit would be a good break for him, definitely feel like he would blush and crumble if you called him a good boy and praised him. Plus this ties in with him liking cowgirl definitely.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)  

Just DAM, bro is a big man so he definitely is at least packing a good 9 inch’s (or more) feel like girth is just a 10/10 to lets be honest.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

As I said before man has a higher sex drive then he would probably like, one look from you and he’d wanna go feral. I feel like if he had a partner that was the same way there would be a decent amount of sexy time

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

He’s a dad what do ya think, he can fall asleep anywhere and everywhere, he’d make sure your ok and comfortable first tho before even thinking about falling asleep, and would cuddle you. He’d be very easy to wake up tho if you needed something tho, but i definitely feel like it depends on how tired he is before yall even did anything.

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A/n- JESUS this took longer then i expected I would have made them longer if i had the time and I might add on to them later on.

Hope yall liked itttttt 💕💕💕💕



[eudaimaniacs]

Logan Howlett - NSFW Alphabet

character/universe: logan howlett/wolverine (x-men/marvel)

warning/s: full smut, minor dni.

notes: putting my horny thoughts through writing, enjoy!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Logan tries his best to take care of you after tiring you with sex. He embraces you and asks you if you need anything before he sleeps beside you.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Logan loves to grab your ass. Even in public, he can't help but squish and grasp your behind. Logan doesn't care if some of the mutants give him weird looks. Whenever he sees you chatting with another interested man, Logan won't hesitate to grab it.

You love Logan's hands. They're veiny and you worship how they control you. Whenever his hands roam your body, you moan and guide Logan on where to touch you.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

Logan has animal instincts so he revels in the sight of you filled and marked with his cum. He'll finish in your mouth, stomach, back, etc. No spot has been missed from Logan's cum.

D = Dirty secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

As mentioned in the previous headcanon, Logan has animal instincts. Whenever you're on a mission, he won't hesitate to take some of your underwear and use it to jerk off. Logan has cummed on your bedsheets many times by smelling your scent.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Logan's very much experienced with sex. He uses that to his advantage whenever he fucks you.

F = Favorite position

Logan loves fucking you from behind. Doggy style, the chairman, spooning, and the reverse cowgirl. Anything that lets him pound you endlessly. He goes crazy seeing you go crazy with the power he fucks you with. Logan grabs your breasts and massages them in those positions.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious now, humorous? etc.)

Logan doesn't crack a joke or have a laugh whenever he's doing the deed. He only smirks as he teases and fucks you dumb.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Logan is definitely hairy down there. He tries to shave it as he becomes insecure whenever you give him a blowjob. You don't mind but remind Logan to shave it whenever it grows too long.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

At the beginning of the relationship, Logan's usually quiet and doesn't say anything romantic during sex. As both of you get comfortable, Logan tries his best to tell you some sweet nothings.

J = Jack off (Masturbation)

He does it daily. Whenever you're not around or not in the mood, Logan would resort to jerking off his thoughts. When you tease him throughout the day, Logan won't hesitate to jack off before getting the real thing.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Logan would love to fuck you in the forest or inside a log cabin. His name is literally Wolverine. Logan lets out his animal power as he fucks you until you can only remember his name. He's scared to bring up that kink to you-thinking that you'll be scared of what he wants to do to you.

L = Location (Favorite places to do they do)

Anywhere as long as it's a bit private. Logan is constantly horny and doesn't like to wait to fuck you in the bedroom. He'll find a place and time to do it privately and where someone won't walk on the two of you fucking.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Logan loves it when you display your power and confidence in every mission. It turns him on when you fight and make some snarky remarks when he can shut you up during sex.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Logan won't do anything that would hurt or injure you. Anything that involves choking, blood, and knives is off the table for him.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Logan definitely loves both. He revels in your pleasure as he eats you out. Same when you blow him off. Logan loves seeing your big eyes looking back at him as you suck him off.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He can do it both, but Logan is animalistic. He'll be fast and rough most of the time. At the start of your relationship with him, Logan tries his best not to be sensual during sex. However, Logan experiments with both as he begins to be more comfortable with you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Logan loves them and that's an understatement. With many missions and tasks assigned to both of you, he needs to let off some steam while focusing on those assignments. Logan won't wait as mentioned before to properly fuck you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Both of you try to experiment with many kinks and toys, but end up doing the same during sex. But with risks, Logan definitely loves taking them. Whenever he gets jealous about a man who has taken an interest in you, Logan will fuck you until your brain is mush and the man has learned that you're Logan's girl.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

I mean, look at his powers. Logan can heal himself and he has superhuman stamina. One time you told him to fuck you until morning. You lost count of how many rounds when the sun came up. Logan tries to give you some rest when he has fucked you for 3-5 rounds.

T = Toys (Do they own and use toys on a partner or themselves?)

You definitely own some toys to use whenever Logan's out on a mission. He doesn't mind but whenever you use them too much, Logan will always remind you what the real thing feels like.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Both of you love to tease. As mentioned, you would flirt with Logan throughout the day to get him pent up. Of course, to get back at you, Logan teases you whenever he fucks you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Logan isn't very loud but he groans sometimes. You often tell him to let out those noises, but he's embarrassed to let them out. However, when he wants to let the world know you're his, Logan would let those deep groans and moans fill the space.

W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

Although Logan thinks that superhero costumes should be comfortable, he can't help but think how sexy you would look in a revealing one. He doesn't want you to get hurt, but he wishes that you would wear one in the bedroom or in one of the missions.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Logan is definitely big and thick. Look for that scene of his deep v-line for proof. The scene in question.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

With the many mentions of Logan's animal instincts, it's no surprise how high his sex drive is.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Logan has superhuman stamina so he would watch you fall asleep first before doing the same.

eudaimaniacs - 2024

[slvtforfiction]

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NSFW Alphabet

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☆ Johnnie Guilbert X Reader

☆ Smut

☆ Masterlist

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A = Aftercare

(what they're like after sex)

Johnnie is definitely great at aftercare,will be more tired but would always help you anyways.

Believes it’s the most important part of sex but would prefer to cuddle if he’s honest.

B = Body part

(their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

His favourite body part on him is his hair,loves that you mess it up regularly during sex,especially if he eats you out and you grab a hold of his hair.

His favourite body part on you is your hands,will not elaborate.

C = Cum

(anything to do with cum, basically)

Prefers to cum inside of you,doesn’t mind to make a mess but would prefer not to because he doesn’t want to bother either of you with the task of cleaning it up.

D = Dirty secret

(pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Jacks off to you pretty often because he’s too shy to tell you that’s he’s horny.

E = Experience

(how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

He’s not experienced at all and I wouldn’t be surprised if you were his first time.

Would know what he’s doing though, it’s long and if he knows how to use it iykyk.

F = Favorite position

(this goes without saying)

Definitely likes you to ride him,I feel like he’s a switch and would love cowgirl but if he’s being dominant he would probably like basic missionary.

G = Goofy

(are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I feel like he’s more humorous during the moment but just enough to not ruin the moment.

I feel like theirs moments when he’s serious but would mainly be humorous and funny.

H = Hair

(how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I feel like he does shave but doesn’t care if you shave or not,even if he doesn’t have time to shave he will trim himself up to look more tidy.

I = Intimacy

(how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He tries to be as romantic as he can be,he doesn’t want you to think it’s just a quick fuck to him and would try to be as romantic as possible.

J = Jack off

(masturbation headcanon)

Masturbates fairly often (2-3 times a week) usually because he’s too shy to tell you he has a hard on.

K = Kink

(one or more of their kinks)

Praise- Loves being told he’s a pretty boy and especially any compliment with ‘my’ infront of it.

Switch- he’s definitely a switch but if your in a bad mood? Massive dom

Biting- Loves to be bitten and loves biting you,just likes the marks and reminders that your his and he’s yours.

L = Location

(favorite places to do the do)

He’s basic and he knows it but he just likes the bed because it’s a lot easier and he’s scared of hurting you anywhere else :( <3

М = Motivation

(what turns them on, gets them going)

He can be turned on by the easiest thing. Wearing a skirt that’s a little too short? Bed. Neck kisses? Bed.

N = No

(something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

He wouldn’t hurt you in anyway at all,wouldn’t spank you etc.

I feel like small things like biting are a massive turn on for him though.

O = Oral

(preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving if he’s honest and loves to face fuck you. He would still definitely give you head because he loves his head between your thighs but would definitely prefer to see your head between his thighs instead.

P = Pace

(are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He doesn’t like to go rough in particular,he’s more slow and sensual for the most part but would definitely be rough if you wanted.

Q = Quickie

(their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t particularly like quickies but isn’t entirely against them.

R = Risk

(are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

This man lives for the adrenaline of being caught,if there’s even the smallest chance of being caught he will fuck you rough and hard.

S = Stamina

(how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Can go for about 2 rounds before needing to stop and have a break,will make sure you get off though and will give you an ungodly amount of head if your not satisfied.

T = Toys

(do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has toys but doesn’t really use them on himself instead he mainly uses them on his partner.

U = Unfair

(how much they like to tease)

I don’t think he would tease quite a lot but I definitely think he would tease you occasionally and especially when he’s needy but you guys are with friends.

V = Volume

(how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not loud but he’s not quiet either,he’ll occasionally moan (especially if he’s subbing) though but would make sure to hear every word to come out of your mouth.

W = Wild card

(a random headcanon for the character)

He loves to kneel infront of you and give you everything you’ve wanted (head) and honestly he gives the best head.

X = X-ray

(let's see what's going on under those clothes)

5inches,6 when he’s hard and he knows how to use it better than anyone.

Y = Yearning

(how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is pretty normal,about 2-3 times a week.

Z = Zzz

(how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t fall asleep after,would prefer to talk about how you day was and just cuddle with you.

[koifly]

Toby headcanons

These are just some quick notes from my AU so I'm not going into too much detail with each headcanon!

-German, no not just German roots but he actually lives in Germany

-complex relationship with physical contact/affection

-talks a lot, but not very often. Either he's talking with no red string or is as silent as an owl's flight

-can't stand having a beard/stubble, HAS to shave or else he'll remind himself a bit too much of his dad

-fucked up hands through biting, picking and scratching

-freckles and moles everywhere, pale skin, eyebags

-dark brown hair+eyes, thick eyebrows, slightly hooked nose

-either dresses midwestern emo or how the marauders fandom portrays Remus Lupin since he thrifts his clothes because of the lack of money

-does the hand-flapping thing when he excitedly talks about something/someone that interests him

-DESPISES raw tomatoes

-pretty distant towards most of the creeps, only exceptions are Natalie, EJ, Kate and James (in that order btw, first is the person he's the closest to, last is the one he is, compared to the other three, most 'distant' to)

-prefers sweet snacks over salty snacks

-does the thumbs up+awkward smile thing whenever he didn't listen to what another person was saying to pretend that he did. Or when he's slightly weirded out by someone

-comparable to dogs, racoons and deers in a way

-prefers dogs over cats

-when stressed in the woods he usually sits down near flowers and rips them out before tearing them into smaller pieces

-that guy does NOT know how to properly take care of himself (forgets to eat, doesn't know how to cook etc...)

-unlabelled sexuality, if he likes someone he likes someone and doesn't really care about gender nor appearance

-still sometimes chews on his cheek which leads to his gash not properly healing

-secretly tries to befriend every damn animal he encounters but quickly gets frustrated and gives up when it ignores him/walks away from him

-gets forced to be Nina's makeup/fashion model sometimes (usually James is Nina's first victim but not always)

-Kate and him have a sibling relationship

-admires EJ in a lot of ways but has too much of a thick skull to actually admit that out loud

-sometimes leaves small handmade gifts and/or things he found in the woods in front of Nat's cabin such as bracelets, necklaces, knifes and all kinds of trinkets

-will instantly accuse others of taking his stuff when he doesn't find it just to find it 2 minutes later

-struggles to comfort others when they are crying/ having a breakdown/ etc......So he usually just awkwardly pats their back or sit beside them in silence

-huge Spiderman fanboy, has a lego Spiderman keychain on him at all times

-5'8 or 5'9 idk tho

-will try to get on peoples nerves just to see how they'll react

-hates authorities and people who act like their the boss/better than him

-will bark and bite (not literally, metaphorically)

-will see a rock and instantly compares it to someone's eyecolor/ haircolor (cough cough Nat cough cough...)

uhhhh yeah, that's some of them I guess

[swaggirlzz]

MEXICAN RADIO ;; jesse pinkman smut alphabet !

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

jesse might forget ab aftercare ,, so u have to remind him sometimes . but overall king of aftercare !!

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

jesses favorite body part on himself is probably his hands , how big they are , his rings ( and how u squirm a little when they press into your neck ) and how easily he can pleasure u w jus his fingers .

his favorite body part on you tho , your boobs and your thighs . both of them r so soft n plush and he could get off on jus ur thigh w/o hesitation

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he loves to lick up your cum after eating you out . doesn't really care that much about cum , but he does get an ego boost when u squirt

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

has so many polaroids of u naked it's insane, some of it is jus when you're undressing, or in the middle of sex, ( when ur cumming, etc . ) or even jus ur hickeys !

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

has a shit-ton of experience , silently brags ab it ngl

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

missionary, doggystyle , he's kinda basic . but reverse cowgirl , or just when u ride him in general he will be in heaven,

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

only rlly goofy when you both jus got high . overall he's pretty intimate , will only crack jokes if u do

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

barely ever shaves . very rare when he does, bro almost has a bush

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

SUPER romantic during sex , it feels awkward when he isn't . unless he's feeling lazy or u guys r having sleepy sex .

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

it isn't surprising that jesse gets horny quickly , he jacks off ALOT , nearly twice a day . he's done it less now that you're around, but sometimes he doesn't wanna bother you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

public sex, loves the thrill of being worried that someone'll catch you two , sometimes tempted to be loud on purpose

DOMINANCE. DOM AND SUB he will go FERAL if you're being dominate, make him whimper he will cum in his pants. he also loves being dominate, hearing your little moans of pleasure and annoyance as he edges you <3

bondage .. gags, ties, etc he loves them sm,

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

public restrooms, dressing rooms, his couch, the backseat of his car, but his favourite place has to be the shower . something ab it jus makes you irresistible ( but when aren't you? )

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

anything about you is enough to get him horny , but you jus running your hands all around his body while making out REALLY turns him on . & the tiniest bit of grinding

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

waxplay, bloodplay, anything that can physically hurt you he refuses to do . he will nearly cry . nothing can convince him

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

a fucking god w his tongue , BEGS you to sit on his face . loves the taste of you . does love when you give him a blowjob , but he'd much rather eat you out for HOURS

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

slow, sensual and a bit sloppy , unless he's mad or something , he's pretty rough and fast .

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

ADORES quickies , they're his favorite thing ever . gets randomly turned on so it's kinda often , quickies are amazing w him

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's down to try anything with you , but overall depends on how crazy he thinks it is and how much you wanna do it .

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

can go up to four rounds if he really missed you ,

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

really likes to use toys on you , vibrators, dildo's anything . he's down to try a few on himself but he doesn't really care for the idea .

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

if he's mad at you , then he is pretty unfair but it's mainly to see you beg . but if you're being unfair , it will leave him a sobbing , whining mess

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not really that loud , just a few grunts and groans and little bit of whimpers . but if you're being dominate he will let out the loudest high pitched whines

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

all of his playboy magazines and porno's are replaced with photos and video's of you . kinda wants to make a sextape with you for personal reasons

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he is fucking PACKINGG, thats all i can fr say

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

has a pretty high sex drive , can get horny at any time, any where . don't underestimate him

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he will fall asleep so quickly . during aftercare you two take a warm bath so mixed with that is jus pure euphoria, being cuddled up to you during post-nut clarity he falls asleep easily, which is usually hard for him

[world0fmadness]

ATOP THE AUTUMN LEAVES

pelle “ dead ” ohlin x reader

♡ nsfw alphabet for pelle!

୨୧ walked through a forest last night and it reminded me of him hehe <3

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a = aftercare ( what they’re like after sex )

♡ pelle isn’t great when it comes to aftercare but it’s kind of no fault of his own and you probably don’t mind all that much!

୨୧ he will quietly mumble and ask if you’re okay and pass you some painkillers if you need any but he’s just so tired after sex that all he can think about doing is closing his eyes and letting the fog of sleep take him…

b = body part ( their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s )

♡ pelle really likes your hips! even not during sex, he likes holding them and tapping them to let you know he wants something

୨୧ he doesn’t really have a favourite body part on himself but if he had to choose, it’d be his fingers! he knows how much you like feeling them inside of you because of how long and slim they are

c = cum ( anything to do with cum, basically )

♡ after fingering you, pelle loves sucking your cum from his fingers! it’s the one thing he has no problem with eating, he loves how sticky and sweet it is

୨୧ he really likes shooting his cum on your body, painting your flesh with little white droplets and watching as they slowly drip down! he likes watching suck his cum from your fingers too, it’s enough to make him hard again as he watches you moan softly around your fingers at the salty taste of his cum

d = dirty secret ( pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs )

♡ before you guys began dating and were just friends, someone had taken a picture of you guys together at a party! pelle doing some weird freaky gesture with his hands as you simply smiled at that camera before the picture was given over to him as you told him to keep it

୨୧ two out of the few times he ever masturbated was to that picture, folding his section over and tracing your face with his fingers as he got off, only being able to fantasise about what it would feel like to be inside of you

e = experience ( how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing? )

♡ pelle was a complete virgin before getting into a relationship with you!

୨୧ he’d only ever jacked himself off before getting with you and he didn’t even do that very often! everyone else always just thought he was creepy and quiet, not to mention the smell of his clothes and such…

f = favourite position ( this goes without saying )

♡ pelle likes when you ride him, he’s pretty malnourished and doesn’t always have a ton of strength so him being on top is very rare! he just thinks you look gorgeous on top of him, bouncing softly on his cock as he revels in your beauty below you

୨୧ however he does like taking you from behind sometimes, wether it be in the shower and pushing your front up against the tiles or slipping his cock into you from behind whilst in the big spoon position, burying his head into your hair as he breathes heavily

g = goofy ( are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc )

♡ pelle is serious, always serious! he’s rarely ever goofy outside of sex let alone during sex…

୨୧ he sees sex as being intimate and incredibly serious, he doesn’t ever think there’s anything to find funny during sex

h = hair ( how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? )

♡ pelle isn’t super well groomed, i mean, he doesn’t even shower too often let alone shave…

୨୧ but don’t worry! his pubes aren’t too thick anyways, he has dirty blonde pubes and they’re just slightly curly

i = intimacy ( how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect )

♡ pelle is romantic in his own way! he’ll draw soothing patterns on your hips as you sink down on his cock or as he slips into you from behind, trying to soothe the initial sting you feel from his cock! he’ll gently pet your head and stroke your hair as you suck him off too

୨୧ he might awkwardly throw his jacket down for you to kneel on as you go to suck him off but other than that, don’t expect much praise from him as he’s not a man of many words, especially during sex

j = jack off ( masturbation headcanon )

♡ as previously mentioned, pelle never masturbate much even before he had you and now that he does have you, he doesn’t even think about masturbating anymore

୨୧ similar to how he was with sex, his mind was simply always too preoccupied with much darker thoughts to really think about getting off

k = kink ( one or more of their kinks )

♡ i can see pelle obviously having a thing for blood and liking to see and taste your blood but he never cuts more than small little grazes! the last thing he wants to do is actually hurt you, he just wants to taste some of your blood, pricking your finger and sucking it as you bounce atop him, soothing the sharp sting of pain for you

୨୧ he has a major thing for period sex too, obviously! it’s a really good thing to him because it means he doesn’t actually have to hurt you to make you bleed and you bleed a lot on your period which is even better, be prepared to buy a lot of new sheets because period sex with him is near constant when you’re menstruating but hey, at least it helps with cramps!

l = location ( favorite places to do the do )

♡ his favourite places to have sex are the forest, cemeteries, your shared bed and the shower

୨୧ he loves letting you ride him as he lays back against the leaves on the ground of the forest in the dead of night, both of you completely naked and bathed in moonlight as your moans and groans echo against the trees

m = motivation ( what turns them on, gets them going )

♡ after you took his virginity, he definitely wanted to have sex more often and it doesn’t take too much to actually get him going

୨୧ honestly just getting changed in front of him is usually enough to give him a boner now! but don’t worry, he doesn’t always want full on sex, he’s fine with some oral, as long as it makes his boner go away because it really irritates him with how tight his jeans are

n = no ( something they wouldn’t do, turn offs )

♡ pelle would never actually hurt you more than a small cut or prick to make you bleed, he’s actually pretty scared of accidentally hurting you and scaring you off…

୨୧ i can’t see pelle being a fan of toys at all either! he finds them to be kind of demeaning, obviously not if you use them when you’re alone but if you want to use them during sex with him? he just gets a little upset about it, he thinks it means he isn’t enough for you and he only ever wants you to be having pleasure from him and only him

o = oral ( preference in giving or receiving, skill )

♡ pelle probably prefers receiving than giving!

୨୧ he really likes when you give him a blowjob before a concert or at really any other time, it feels good and he likes gently fucking your face as you moan around his cock

p = pace ( are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? )

♡ when he’s taking you from behind, wether it be in the shower or in a spooning position, he goes hard and fast! it’s like he can’t stand for his cock to be out of you for longer than a split second, pulling back just to slam right back in as his chest rises and falls quickly

୨୧ however when you’re on top, he doesn’t mind if you go fast or slow! he’ll hold your hips and let you take the lead, only occasionally jutting his hips up to fuck into you when you’re obviously approaching your high

q = quickie ( their opinions on quickies, how often )

♡ he doesn’t really know how to feel about quickies, one on side he likes just taking his cock out of his jeans and taking you from behind before a concert

୨୧ on the other side, he doesn’t like how sweaty he gets during quickies and how his clothes stick to him so you guys don’t really have quickies that often

r = risk ( are they game to experiment? do they take risks? )

♡ having sex in risky places is probably the most pelle will do! he doesn’t care all that much about people walking in on you two, he’s too deep in his pleasure to really give a shit at all

୨୧ and with experimenting, he’s semi open to trying new kinks as long as they don’t gross him out which is pretty hard to do!

s = stamina ( how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last? )

♡ pelle can’t last too long, he only lasts about half an hour per round and can only go for two rounds at most usually

୨୧ he’s just too malnourished and skinny! and i don’t think he’d ever fully get used to how euphoric your cunt feels around him

t = toys ( do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves? )

♡ as i stated before, he just doesn’t like toys at all!

୨୧ he wants you to feel pleasure from just him during sex, not some plastic shit, only him and his flesh

u = unfair ( how much they like to tease )

♡ pelle doesn’t tease at all, he doesn’t like to tease and he doesn’t like to be teased

୨୧ he just wants to be inside of you as soon as possible, he gets painfully hard and it’s the only pain he doesn’t actually enjoy, it can only be helped by being inside of your warm cunt

v = volume ( how loud they are, what sounds they make )

♡ pelle is loud and he does not care, much to the displeasure of your housemates…

୨୧ he lets out a lot of deep groans and moans, sometimes some sharp gasps if your cunt suddenly tightens around him but he doesn’t really say many words and he certainly doesn’t dirty talk

w = wild card ( a random headcanon for the character )

♡ pelle would absolutely want to go out into a cemetery one night with you and a shovel!

୨୧ he just wants to dig up one of the plots and let you ride him as he lays back on the muddied coffin, maybe even opening it if he’s feeling particularly nasty! taking you in such an intimate way so close to death just gets him going

x = x-ray ( let’s see what’s going on under those clothes )

♡ pelle is long, about 6.9 inches!

୨୧ he’s long but pretty skinny, he doesn’t have much girth going on but he does have some small veins running down his cock that feel heavenly inside of you

y = yearning ( how high is their sex drive? )

♡ as previously mentioned, after he loses his virginity to you, his sex drive sky rockets quite a bit

୨୧ being inside of you is a comfort to him, it makes him feel warm and loved, it’s one of the few things in his life and feels good to him so he likes to do it a lot

z = zzz ( how quickly they fall asleep afterwards )

♡ pelle tends to knock out pretty quickly after sex, his body completely drained and his mind even more foggy than usual with sleep

୨୧ the very few times he ever sleeps is usually always after sex with you and he sleeps for a long while, sometimes you fear he might actually be dead due to how hard it is to wake him up

[bizarrequazar]

GJ and ZZH Updates — December 31-January 6

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And we're back! Sorry for the break between posts, thank you all for your patience.

This is part of a weekly series collecting updates from and relating to Gong Jun and Zhang Zhehan.

This post is not wholly comprehensive and is intended as an overview, links provided lead to further details. Dates are in accordance with China Standard Time, the organization is chronological. My own biases on some things are reflected here. Anything I include that is not concretely known is indicated as such, and you’re welcome to do your own research and draw your own conclusions as you see fit. Please let me know if you have any questions, comments, concerns, or additions. :)

[Glossary of names and terms] [Masterlist of my posts about the situation with Zhang Zhehan]

12-31 → Gong Jun's studio posted eleven photos of him rehearsing for his performance that evening. Caption: "The lark @ Gong Jun Simon shines, see you tonight"

→ Deeyeo posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun.

→ 361° posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun. (1129 kadian)

→ Dragon TV posted a short video with footage from Gong Jun's rehearsal.

→ Chinese whalers who bought the scam's photobook (the one that was being sold on a soft-core porn site, see 10-26) started posting photos from it. The content includes such things as Zhang Sanjian shaving, eating, etc. and feels very voyeuristic, so 100% it's aimed at dreamgirls. Photoshopping quality is on par with the scam's usual stuff.

→ The Instagram posted six photos of "Zhang Zhehan".

→ Gong Jun performed at Dragon TV's New Year's Eve show, performing his song 明天晴空万里. [performance video] [on stage with Justin and Johnny] [backstage interview]

→ Gong Jun's studio posted nine photos of him from a New Years photoshoot. Caption: "The blue sky is thousands of miles away, and the clear waves are vast; whatever your heart desires, you will go wherever you go. @ Gong Jun Simon is gilded with colour and feels the beauty of the past."

They later also posted a video from the same shoot. Caption: "The sound of pressing the shutter, and the smiling expression was frozen. Waiting for the update of the four seasons, enjoy the clear sky with @ Gong Jun Simon."

01-01 → Gong Jun's studio posted four photos of him holding balloons spelling out "2024". "Starting a new journey in 2024, @ Gong Jun Simon wishes everyone a happy New Year and a fun and promising new year!"

→ Gong Jun posted a douyin of him doing a little dance with Justin and Johnny Huang (two of his costars from Go Fighting). Caption: "Dance with your brothers! Happy New Year 🎉" BGM is Stay by The Kid LAROI feat. Justin Bieber.

→ The Instagram posted ten photos of "Zhang Zhehan" at a New Years fanmeet in Thailand. During this fanmeet, Zhang Sanjian reportedly said that he has been less active(???) recently because his mother has been in and out of hospital due to a viral infection, and has gone blind in one eye. The post he later made about this was worded in a very impersonal way. A reminder that the real Zhang Zhehan was very private about family matters like this, including never mentioning his father's death in 2016 until his post-813 interview with Li Xuezheng.

→ 361° posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun.

→ Gong Jun posted two photos of himself with a puppy. Caption: "Wishing everyone a prosperwoof 2024!" This was reposted by his studio with the added caption, "@ Gong Jun Simon and everyone will be prosperous in the new year!" He also posted these and two more photos to his Xiao Hong Shu, caption "Woof woof woof! Happy New Year!", and his Instagram, caption "2024 woof woof woof!"

→ Gong Jun's studio posted a year in review video for 2023. Caption: "Annual report, please check it out! In 2023, cultivate 'Ye' morally, be meticulous in every 'Si', and interpret various forms and postures with ingenuity. In 2024, actor @ Gong Jun Simon is 'modest' and a 'beginning' of a brilliant generation, running towards the ideal 'rank' with enthusiasm."

→ The Instagram posted four photos of "Zhang Zhehan" holding an apple.

→ For New Year's Day, Gong Jun changed his Weibo auto-reply to "Happy New Year, I send you a song of wealth, Do re mi fa fa fa fa fa!" The following day, he changed it back to the "Now that you're here, won't you stay?" auto-reply that he's had it set to since the Word of Honor concert. [screenshot]

01-02 → One of Gong Jun's lawsuits against an anti was announced to have been settled in Gong Jun's favour. It's worth noting that it was closed in September but could not be made public until now.

→ 361° posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun. (1129 kadian)

→ Gong Jun's studio posted a video of Gong Jun with the puppy. Caption: "@ Gong Jun Simon: Is it warm? 🐶: Warm, but want to escape."

→ Gong Jun posted a commercial he did for 361°. [subbed video] Caption: "Put down your endless work and trivial matters in life, go out, and you will discover the big world. In the new year, let’s go wild with me and @ 361degrees."

→ The Instagram posted five photos of "Zhang Zhehan" and one of a bedazzled music note.

01-03 → Gong Jun posted a commercial he did for L'Oreal. [subbed video] Caption: "This time, [L'Oreal] and my care are not just about the scales of the hair, making the hair smooth and shiny; they are also extended to nature to jointly protect the strange and rare scales and life of pangolins. Let's 'protect your skin and shine' with @ L'Oreal Hair Care."

→ The Instagram posted five photos of "Zhang Zhehan" and one of clouds.

01-04 → Nothing of note.

01-05 → 361° posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun.

01-06 → Gong Jun's studio posted a behind the scenes video of a photoshoot he did with Tissot. Caption: "Behind-the-scenes footage drop TIME! @ Gong Jun Simon rode on his beloved motorcycle"

→ LaLaTV re-aired the first five episodes of Castle in the Time.* They previously aired these on 12-27, but people aware of the Zhang Sanjian situation have been avoiding bringing attention to it. *Zhang Zhehan's old drama that is suddenly and suspiciously being aired in Japan, see [here] for info.

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[noctis-horrow]

LYLIAAAAA DEOP AN ASTER NSFW ALPHABET 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Oh man, this took me forever! But here you go Anon. Now gimme your soul!

ASTER NSFW ALPHABET

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Aster doesn’t care about aftercare, he just wants to sleep after the act. He’d definitely squeeze you tight like a plush toy before falling asleep, he needs to make sure you aren’t leaving him. Things can be cleaned when he wakes up.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, Aster loves his ears the most, how can he ever live without them. Plus the piercings make them fun to touch everytime. On you, he loves your hair the most. And if you have body hair, even better! He loves touching soft things, getting to touch your hair or even facial hair will be the world to him.Other body parts are just food source, but hair, he can’t eat hair, so touching is the second best thing.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cum is salty = Possible food source.

He’s going to suck you dry.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Being with you is fun and all, but sometimes, he wishes an old friend of his could be here as well. His only dirty secret is, well, he still keeps his friend’s skeleton somewhere. He loves to lick them whenever he’s sad. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Been living for over a century now, Aster has a lot of experiences thanks to Ricard’s employees. They always drag him to fun parties, get him super drunk and you get the picture. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He’s down with any position, he’s a super flexible guy! He can bottom for you if you want, but it comes with a heavy price!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Aster finds sex just another way to have fun, he never takes it seriously. What is serious to him though is hand-holding, he only holds his favorite buddy’s hand, no one else. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Down there is a forest, good luck trying to get him to shave. The colors are the same as his hair, if you’re curious.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Like I said before, only hand holding is serious to him. Getting to touch your hand, he might cry. The last person who touched his hand like this is gone now, he missed the warmth, the soft feel on the palm. He wants this moment to last forever.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before you, he likes to do it outside, behind a tree, about twice a week. He finds it really annoying to do, since he never does it properly so he couldn’t fully satisfy himself. He asked Ricard for help once, and he just ran off. Rude. 

But now, with you, he can finally satisfy himself properly!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He doesn’t really have any kinks, normal sex is good enough, but you’re creative, maybe you can help him find out more things about himself. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He doesn’t get why people are scared of doing the deeds outdoors, the air is fresh, the grass feels nice on your feet and the space is endless! Yeah, you can get dirty but where’s the harm in that, just go back home and take a shower when you’re done if you hate dirt that much.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. Touching him. Giving him affection. Being with him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He hates hates bondage, he doesn’t like being restrained, it reminds him too much of the old times.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He can do both! His teeth are sharp, but he will promise to not bite you off. 

When at the receiving end, he might get a bit more aggressive when he’s close, might scratch your head so you should be careful. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He can try to be slow at first, but he won’t be able to contain himself the longer this keeps going. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s fine with them. You can always ask him, and he’d gladly do it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

All day, everyday baby! If you can promise that it can be fun, he’d love to try anything.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Aster has the stamina of an ostrich. He can go for a long while, but doing it for too long will bore him, so he’d end it after maybe 3 times. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

This is pretty silly, but he has never seen a toy before. Ricard never let him touch them, his employees do show him the toys sometimes, but they never let him use it. Probably because Aster might break it in a minute.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Aster doesn’t tease, if he wants something, he’ll do it immediately. He only teases his prey, giving them a little chance to escape, then getting them right at the exit is his favorite.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

L O U D

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

His ears and tail are really sensitive, licking them will make him yelp.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

About the size of a weisswurst

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Just mildly high. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

With you secured in his arms, he’ll fall asleep in a few seconds. But, he’d still wake up immediately if he feels any weird movements or sounds.

[sillywillyrobotics]

william afton (+ relationship) headcanons

a/n: my headcanons for willy I had for like 8 years and never published it anywhere. GN reader. (reader is not a biological parent of William's kids).

william in a workaholic, so he often needs a reminders to do basic human stuff (eating, sleeping, etc).

as his work progressed, he started to have different vitamin deficiency so healthy food and pills/medicines could help from time to time.

takes care of himself very well, but often forgets to shave or keep his hair under control;

so if his partner can do some magic with scissors he would be grateful if you could cut his hair for him.

has a bad habit of falling asleep late, in the middle of the night, at his desk.

he had a rabbit and a turtle in his childhood.

doesn't want pets himself now, but if his kids would really want one he would agree for a dog or a rabbit.

he's demiromantic/demisexual.

smokes only outside; hates to smoke at home where his kids are.

Is really charismatic and confident but long social interactions completely drain him from energy.

likes pop music but won't admit it

probably was incredibly insecure about his springlock scars at first. He still is, but not as much as right after the accident.

his love language are mostly physical affection and acts of service.

won't admit it directly but is incredibly grateful if you help him to bond with Michael and help them improve their relationship

is also grateful if you help with kids;

also Mike is happy that he finally have another parent figure that help him calm down after arguments with Will and solve problems between them.

William need more vitamin D, please help him go get some sun.

he's a dog person

He meet Henry when he already had plans for Freddy's, but it was William who at the end motivated Henry to actually start business.

Will and Henry are(were) actually good friends and they often helped each other with domestic stuff (diner, taking care of each other kids).

Henry would play matchmaker with you and William when the tension would become unbearable between you two.

William has extremely cold feet but extra warm hands.

he has an aquarium with fish in his office at home and Elizabeth loves to count them when she's in there.

William loves to cook but rarely has time and energy. Although he always will find some for anniversaries or special occasion.

he really does tries but needs some help form time to time.

often leaves things in his pockets.

loves to kiss your hands.

forehead kisses are also comforting for him, both giving and receiving <3

[asfateentertwines]

Rotxo love

This is how I view Rotxo in my writing, he needs some focus

So first things first, physically, Rotxo is short for a na'vi

Poor boy is the na'vi equivalent of a human 5'8" - he's not really that short but also, he will be bullied relentlessly

However, he is b u i l t

He's bulky and puts on muscle easily. (Though he has a little bit of a dad bod cause as he should - like as close as fat muscular as a na'vi body can be lmao)

He keeps the sides of his head shaved and the top in a half braided, half curly look that reaches about his mid-shoulder blades

Google says na'vi are 10' so he's like ,,, 9'6"? short king

Partially why he relishes having a human mate cause like ,, he can't talk shit

He wears an obscene amount of beads and jewelry - he is the oldest brother of his 8 siblings (poor boy has three older sisters and three younger, he is one of two boys in the whole house) and they don't mess around in decorating their big brother

Onto personality, he's a big softie

But he's aggressively protective of his family - something he got from growing up with Ronal as his third mom

He grew up prepared to be Ao'nungs right hand, but he didn't always have the drive to be a warrior

He liked the idea but never felt connected to it. It was just a part of the future he was meant to reach

it wasn't until he was pulling desperately at a bomb on Payakans fin and watching Lo'ak sob over his bleeding brother that he realized why he was going to be a warrior

He always mentally attributes his finding reason in his training to Lo'ak and his strength

So he starts training and learning to fight with a newfound passion

Having always been Ao'nungs right hand, its his plan to follow at his side once he's chief and protect their people

Family is the most important thing in their culture and Tonowari has been such a prominent figure in his life that it's his goal to live and die for them

...he needs some help with the self-love and valuing his worth too man

It's part of how he and Spider bond

He's made a majority of his life around Ao'nung and being there for the clan that he forgot to care about himself or really learn about himself as his own person

He finds out he likes cooking while trying to figure out how to not poison Spider after an unfortunate courting accident

He and Lo'ak bond by combining fighting styles and their culture

It's the culture that also helps him bond with Kiri, a surprise to everyone except Spider who knew they'd get on from the start

However, his favorite hobby is fishing - which he gets teased for relentlessly

For all his mischief and jokes, he's an old man at heart

He 100% can and will disappear become he was just vibing out on the water for hours and lost track of time

During which he also attempts to bring home little gifts constantly

He gets it from his little siblings but he's the type to bring you a rock he found and say it was pretty and reminded him of you

So all of his friends have jars of shells, rocks, flowers, etc that he finds for them

However, he also has a habit of collecting strays

He just takes shit home

An octopus was the worst until he showed up two orphaned ash boys that never left

Spider is passionate that its why he fell for him and very smugly holds up that he has a solid argument

But honestly Rotxo just cannot stand someone being alone

He grew up surrounded by so much love and so many people he cared for that the thought of someone being alone when he could fix it makes him feel sick

He is fucking terrified of crabs tho

Tsireya hung one from his loincloth when they were children and ah...things got pinched

Ao'nung used it to torture him growing up and now the one thing he struggle to accept as Ewya's are crabs

Honestly crustaceans in general

He hates them

Learning Spider could eat them was a blessing and a curse

Cause one, easy food to find and two, he gets to see them die (sorry Ewya) but that also means he has to help catch crabs for his family

As teens, it wasn't horrible. But by the time they are grown with 4 kids, it's actually his nightmare

He is a practical joker

He brings it out in Ao'nung too and they can rival Lo'ak and Spider for the amount of mischief they get into

Though theirs is normally innocent and not death or war inducing

The worst thing they ever did was sink a fishing ship - Lo'ak and Spider got kidnapped, they're doing fine

Constantly torn between big brother instinct and little brother instinct

He's the big brother but also,,, 3 big sisters feels like he should have a pass

He isn't as close to them as he'd like

The oldest two are mated to other water clans and the oldest still home is distant, they don't get on super well, but he was close with all three when he was a child

Well, they played a lot.

His mothers are both very doting parents and very loving, but for some reason there was always a disconnect with his directly older sister

The other two are still friendly and loving when they visit, just not as common in his life anymore while she is just ... separate. She hasn't been herself in years

It makes him the acting oldest and he takes that very seriously

He has three little sisters and then the youngest of the family is another boy, all of which are a decent amount younger than him

It wasn't planned that way but he likes having the gap between them, it gives him enough distance to care for them but enough closeness to enjoy them still

They're as much the bane of his existence as they are the joy of it

He will boast about them relentlessly while also trying to drown one because 8 kids was simply 7 too many

Tuk loves the littles though and so he spends a lot of time babysitting with Spider or Neteyam - the two that really get the big brother thing in the two ways he normally expresses it

All in all, he is a big family-loving, lowkey gym buff, softie that needs to learn to love himself

But, until he does, he has a small army prepared to do it for him

I need to keep expanding on this but I needed these thoughts out. Rotxo really hasn't gotten the development he deserves and I can't wait to see how he gets fleshed out

[genderisareligion]

Hey there! I wanted to ask for advice, just a couple months ago I meet a boy, and though all the kind, soft, delicate and funny interactions we had I kinda felt for him, I honestly denied it so many times cause I knew maybe I was confusing "being treated like a human being" (cause i spend 2 years in total isolation for mental health issues) with love, and kept reminding me that in the back of my mind I was just really happy to have someone who didn't treat me like shit and really listened and care for me, but in some way I know that's just a facade (from him?) Because idk, males are shit and now that im so vulnerable and starving for love maybe I'm trynna fulfill this "fantasy" where he loves me for who I am and all that stuff, and idk maybe it doesn't make sense? I'm a little high while writing this and just spitting my thoughts as I write, and I don't have anyone to ask or talk bout this, and I hate that I'm putting all my trust and emotional stability in his existence? Because honestly I don't wanna be near men anymore, cause I know the starter pack of a male is basically being a misogynistic piece of shit, consuming porn, etc, etc, but pretending he's a nice guy, and today a new manager came to work with me (he quitted from work, thats how we met) and honestly she's soooooo beautiful, like gorgeous, and he came to just say hi and told me to go eat together after my shift, and that he was gonna wait for me and also one of his friends, when we were eating, his friend mentioned that "he heard from someone" that my new manager was beautiful and wanted to work there to tal to her blablabla and I kinda felt jealous cause the only person that saw her was the boy that I "like" and kinda made me felt super self conscious about my appearance (I try to be as far from the beauty industry and cosmetics etc, thus i have notorious facial hair, moustache, a big nose, dont use make up, have crooked teeth, small acne scars, you know just a normal woman lmaoo) and I kinda starred thinking in the old ways (patriarchy: should i fix my nose? Maybe if i shaved people would look at me differently, maybe i should get rid of this black spots in my face in a expensive spa, because i feel like a goblin and maybe i would be more loved that way) and I hated it, it scared me, and couldn't shake the thoughts, and kinda feel jealous of beautiful woman, i wished i could have and feel what they do, but I just know that that's just a lie, but idk I kinda feel terrible, I don't wanna "hate her" just cause I felt jealous for a boy that maybe isn't even the greatest shit but idk how to stop feeling this way and stop falling in this misogynistic rabbit hole to the patriarchy again

Hi. My advice for you is to not beat yourself up about feeling this way, jealousy via internalized misogyny can happen to the best of us, even me (in the homosexual way but yeah). I'm sure you're right and you just look like a normal woman. What's really helped me over the last decade, when it comes not judging myself by patriarchal Barbie doll standards as they become more the norm and not comparing myself to other women for any reason, is to just kinda unplug from media as much as I can. Social media but Instagram and Snapchat especially, as well as like just Hollywood shit and film in general, in which women are made up 10x as heavily as males like 99% of the time and so many of these narratives are about some woman just orbiting some man.

The narrative that we (even me) should be competing for male attention is everywhere, even when it isn't explicit the beauty industrial complex has the male gaze as its main benefactor ($$$) and director, so much so that unless you're like Amish or have never seen an advertisement no one is really immune to the propaganda. This guy you like may actually be sweet and not a typical porn addicted moid but (and I really do hate to say this I wish it were different) the odds of that happening are probably slim.

If they aren't though and he's your future husband to me it still says something that you're feeling off about the tension this is causing in this moment. It's good you're at least sitting with it and considering your negative response to this other woman

[cryptidsurveys]

Saturday, July 6th, 2024.

What did you have for dinner tonight? I haven't had dinner yet, but I will be having my "usual."

If you were given a million dollars, what would you spend it on? I haven't given it much thought (because it's just so far out of the scope of my assumed reality), but I'd probably spend a portion of it on fix-up projects around the house. Other than that, I don't think I would really change my spending habits very much.

Have you ever cried in front of your parents over a boyfriend or girlfriend? Yeah.

What does your bedroom smell like right now? Probably like oatmeal and coffee because I just finished eating breakfast.

Have you ever shaved off your eyebrow before? No.

Do you want to have a boy or girl whenever you have kids? I don't want kids.

Your pregnant with twins: What do you name them? ^

Describe your outfit. Dark blue sweatpants, blue tank top from the animal shelter, and a black hoodie.

What gigabyte is your memory card? I don't have a memory card.

What brand is your digital camera? I haven't used it in ages, but I think it's a Sony Cybershot. I just use my phone for photos these days.

When was the last time you hung out with your best friend? I can't hang out with him because he lives all the way in California. :'( We chatted for a bit over IG messenger the other day, though.

What is a movie you're waiting to see? I'm not waiting to see anything in particular, but I wonder if my mom will want to go see a film for her birthday on the 16th…?

Who was the last person to cook something for you? I guess that would be the cooks at Golden Corral. I went there for lunch with my parents a few weeks ago.

Do you ever sit and think what if about something? Yep. If I don't keep my mind occupied, then it very quickly dissolves into all kinds of "what ifs."

If so, what is it? Oh, you know…the good, the bad, the ugly…

What’s on tv right now? N/a.

Do you ever stop and smell the roses? Not as often as I should. Also, it's not exactly the same as "stopping to smell the roses," but whenever I'm feeling down/overwhelmed/etc, I try to remind myself that Past Me would have killed to be where I am today.

Where do you download music from? I don't download music. If I want to listen to something, then I just use YouTube.

How many channels do you have on your tv? Idk.

What are you most scared of? Losing my loved ones, ending up in various dire situations, being completely alone in life with no support system, etc.

If you were given a chance to bring someone back to life, who would you choose? I don't think I would do that.

Do you talk to any of your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend? I don't.

If so, which one? ^

What is your mom doing right now? I'm not sure. Possibly sleeping.

Are you currently listening to music? I'm not.

What is the weather like right now? 62*F, sunny, calm.

Do you like new music or older music? Older music. I don't listen to a lot of new music; I'm just really out of the loop.

If you could make a law, what would kind of law would you make? Eh…I'll pass.

What was the last video game you played? Oh wow, I have no idea. It's been years since I last played a video game.

What is currently going on in the room you're in right now? Not much. I'm in my bedroom, so it's just me and two of my kitties.

Do you know where your best friend is? Cali.

Who was the last person to comment you on Facebook? N/a.

What is your display picture of on Facebook? ^

Do you ever sit and think about the past? Yeah.

If you could relive any moment in time: what would it be? Backpacking adventures with my dad.

Are you a talker or a listener? It depends. Around loved ones, I'm a mix. At the animal shelter or around people I don't know very well, I'm more of a listener.

What is one food you will not eat? Seaweed. I've given it a few chances, but I just don't care for it.

Do you eat anything now that you never used to eat? Yeah. I've become a lot less picky over the years.

Have you ever kissed the same sex? Yeah.

When does school start this year? N/a.

Do you ever shout for absolutely no reason? No…? Maybe…?

Have you stuck with your new years resolution? I don't think I made any specific resolutions. It was just the general idea of continued progress, and I think I've stuck with that pretty well.

Do you need to lose any weight right now? No.

What is something you want right now? Oh, I don't know, I just… /gestures vaguely/

Do you hate when you see teachers in stores? I doubt I'd even recognize them at this point.

What always puts a smile on your face? My kitties.

Where can I find you on a Saturday night? Home.

What is the best thing about Sundays? It varies, but my schedule at the animal shelter has changed again so I'm back to going on Sundays. The best thing about that is seeing all the kitties.

What is your music provider (itunes, windows media player)? YouTube.

How many songs do you have? N/a.

When was the last time you had a period? …

Why do you think the sky is blue? Because sCiEnCe.

If you could change the sky to any color, which would you choose? I don't think I would change it.

Is there anything wrong with you right now? Nothing serious.

Do you hate when people stare at you? I don't really notice anyone staring at me, but I guess it would make me feel kind of paranoid/awkward/etc.

[subbypeterparker]

hey! can you do an eddie munson nsfw alphabet? thanks

some 18+ headcannons about my boyfriend:

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

he’s pretty cuddly afterwards. even if it’s just a hookup, or you’re together, he needs to have you in his arms to make sure you’re okay. once you’ve both come back down, he’s always the first to start cracking jokes and making you laugh until you fall asleep.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he’s pretty fond of his hands, especially now that he’s seen them wrapped around your legs, and pushing in and out of your cunt. enjoys how they look with rings.

eddie’s an everything man. not boobs or ass, both. he doesn’t care what your body type is, he’s all over it, especially your thighs. thick or skinny, he’s on his knees for you 24/7.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…)

he’s not a big fan of cumming on top of you. prefers it to be inside your cunt or mouth (but never insists you swallow).

but he especially loves eating his and your mixed cum when it’s leaking out of your cunt when he’s done fucking you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

secretly wants you to jack him off during Hellfire meetings. amongst all his theatrics and gambits he pulls, just wants your hands down his pants. would never ever want people to notice, but thinks it’d be fun to try to stifle his moans.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

as a “freak” he didn’t have too much experience before meeting you. some handjobs by random girls, maybe a quickie or two, but that was it. he’s however a quick learner, and it takes him no time to learn what you like, and once he does, he’s determined to only get better.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

anything face to face. nothing to him beats seeing your face scrunched up in pleasure, or your tits bouncing in front of his face. he usually latches onto your tits, and watches you grind against his cock when his mouth moves across your chest, and your legs go weak.

the only exception, however, is when you’re pegging him, and taking him from behind. then, and only then will he be okay with not being face to face.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

he’s definitely never serious in bed, always cracking jokes and making you laugh. he could be balls deep inside of you, and will still make your sides hurt with laughter as he cracks jokes and tickles you.

he can get serious if you guys are doing someone more kinky, cause you’re both more focused on making sure you’re both okay.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

he’s definitely not shaved down there. it’s not completely untamed, but he’s not bald. he keeps it groomed enough that it’s not unpleasant for you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

he gets shy and somewhat awkward with intimacy, and he’s the same with sex. eddie does love eye contact and sweet kisses as much as often, but that’s as far as he knows how to be romantic during sex.

the more you two date, the more comfortable he gets. with time he’s a candle light and music kinda guy, but not without some weed in the mix.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

he jacks off a lot honestly. more since you two started fucking, just cause sometimes he can’t help himself from thinking about you. super into edging himself, since you do it to him. it’s one of the only ways he can get himself to cum, cause it reminds him of you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

so he’s definitely kinky in the bedroom. likes choking, degradation, praise, crying, spanking, pain, bondage, mommy kink, etc. loves to be on the receiving end of them all.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

usually in his trailer, or where you guys play D&D with the gang. he’s 100% down to fuck in the woods though, but would be super careful to make sure you won’t get caught. admittedly though, he’d love to have someone walk in on you guys when he’s too far gone he can’t help but let out moans.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

basically anything about you turns him on. he just always thinks you’re hot, but if i’m being honest, you’re especially sexy when you wear his clothes and jewelry.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

not big on degrading or hurting you (ex: impact play). the most he’ll do is leave bruises on your thighs from digging his fingers into you while fucking you. as i’ve said, this man is seriously sub-leaning.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

total giver. end of story. he’s a damn god when it comes to giving. incredibly skilled fingers and mouth, and he fucking knows how to use them.

he’s however 100% down to get head every damn chance be gets. never gets tired of how your mouth feels around his cock, or how you look at him while sucking him off.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

depends on his mood that day. he’s more into the slow and hard kinda pace, finding that fast just gets exhausting too quickly, and sensual just isn’t a day-to-day pace. the slow and hard combo just feels better for both, and allows him to really hit the best angles for you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

huge fan of quickies, but given the choice between a quickie and proper sex, would choose the later. however, he loves a quick blowjob, handjob, or anything where he gets to touch you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

he’s 1000% an experimentalist, and is always ready to take risks. he’s pretty diverse in the bedroom, and as long as you’re both safe and enjoying it, he’s down to try anything, especially if it’s to pleasure you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

he can’t last long when you two start fucking, but his stamina has built up thanks to you constantly edging him. after this, he can go for about 5 rounds, and can last a very long time, depending on what you guys have done.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

he doesn’t own any toys (handcuffs don’t really count) but after meeting you, had a drawer dedicated to things to use together. a strap-on, vibrators, ties for bondage, etc. all stay buried deep so no one can find them.

the usage of them are pretty much 50/50 (ex: loves using vibrations on you and himself, or dildos on you and him)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he can be a major tease. like an actual asshole. trailing his fingers up your legs, getting so close to where you need him, and then removing his hands. putting his hands up his shirt, inching closer and closer to your tits, and then leaving you. getting you so close to your orgasm, only to leave you high and dry with a smirk on his face.

but it’s fine though, cause you usually tie him up and have your way with him while he whimpers and moans underneath you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

eddie is extremely loud in bed. neighbours have complained. multiple times. his moans are pretty high pitched, and almost harmonize with his groans when he finally sinks into your cunt. the needier he gets, the louder he gets.

whenever he talks, however, it’s usually incomplete words, and more often than not, whatever he says is completely incoherent. he’s just so fucking pussy-drunk he can’t fucking think.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

super into pegging. loves fisting his hands into the bedsheets while you pound into him from behind, hand around cock to jerk him off. wether he’s on his back, or all four, eddie can never get enough of it.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

he’s got an average length, maybe around 5-ish inches when soft, and 6.5 when hard? he’s got a beautiful pink tip, and the whole thing curves a little, but he is a damn god at using it. when he gets hard, his foreskin rolls back and there’s a little vein on the side that kinda pops out.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

he’s gotta pretty high sex drive, and you two have sex maybe 4-5 times a week. if you’re both tired but horny, it’s mostly dry humping, but it’s still fucking amazing.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he’s not usually super tired after sex. maybe it’s the drugs or something, but it can take him a while to fall asleep. he usually stays up and draws patterns on your skin softy until you fall asleep.

however, if the sex was mostly concentrated on him being the sub, he dozes off pretty quickly. gets super tired during aftercare, and once he’s tired, you know he’s out of sub space.