#most of these are irrational

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

i’m feeling irrationally angry so here’s an arbitrary list of things that i hate

- Coppers

- The film ‘The Breakfast club’

- The word ‘hubby’

- The word ‘Wifey’

- When movies show a ‘meme’ or a ‘youtube spoof’ that’s been made about one of the characters, and it’s the most cringey inaccurate thing ever seen

- The fact ‘Wallace and Gromit Vengeance most fowl’ is premiering in America

- National anthems

- When the NYT games (like wordle and connections) are overtly American (yes i see the issue with this one)

- The house of lords

- People who hate pigeons

-The term ‘cancel culture’

- Alfie Moon from Eastenders

- Piercing and tattoo aftercare

- True crime content

- The feeling of body hair (on me i’m not andrew tate promise)

- Shaving (yes i see the issue with this and the last one)

- How few Spencer centric Balamory episodes there were

- David Walliams

- The fact i have to say genz as gen zee when i’m british but gen zed lowkey sounds dumb

[mecachrome]

oscar x self-perception

[tomatorabbitsticker]

Why did you travel so many kilometers in your condition?? I hope he takes a moment to sit down and think about why. It’s illogical but that’s just what love is. His heart wanted him to keep living. Love was literally keeping him alive. Please I’m going insane with this. Send help.

[pansyfemme]

i wish i could go visit my top surgeon i loved that guy. he drew smiley faces on my boobs while he was marking me for surgery because i was so scared

[beanghostprincess]

people often treat zoro as this devoted dude who would blindly and without a doubt do anything for luffy. and don't get me wrong, he definitely is! but what people usually forget, too, is that zoro is the one that keeps luffy grounded and realistic. he's his first mate. he's the one to stop luffy from being irrational or if he does something not worthy of being the captain. he trusts luffy with his heart and soul, but whenever the guy is acting stupid, he tells him without hesitation and stops him.

i'm tired of people making it look like zoro is this big, stupid swordsman who would do anything luffy asked him to because he is not. he would follow luffy to hell and back, not because it's luffy, but because he trusts him consciously and willingly. he chooses to trust luffy. he isn't a brainless dude in love with his captain. he literally stops, thinks about what luffy says, and then proceeds to either agree with his idea or to stop him right away.

why? because that's his fucking job as a first mate.

captains can and will be stupid and irrational too. being the captain of a ship is not being the one to decide everything and it doesn't make you instantly the smartest. luffy is human. he can make mistakes and he can fuck up and that's why he needs somebody like zoro with him. luffy knows this. that's why he chose zoro. not because he was the first one to appear in front of him, but because from the moment they met, luffy instantly knew he would be the one to ground him and keep him in his place if he ever got carried away.

i'm also sick of people pretending zoro's love for luffy is this huge, poetic, religious thing (it is, though) and making it seem like luffy's devotion to zoro isn't the same fucking thing. this shit is not unrequited, folks, i don't care if you don't know how to read luffy's character but the guy trusts zoro just as much too.

TL;TR: these two are not as stupid as y'all make them seem. devotion goes both ways. if luffy does something wrong, zoro will stop him. and luffy loves him trusts him just as much.

[dreamsy990]

some of the less nice thoughts about being aroace

extras below the cut

sketch

closeups on my favorite panels

bonus: adios

[originalartblog]

watching the storm pass (x)

[crowleycorvid]

"Why didn't Misako leave Lloyd with Wu!" Think about Morro and get back to me. Think about the literal entire reason she left in the first place and get back to me

[averlym]

litany of the martyrs (click for better resolution!)

[sidetrek]

wip from the next batch of irrational numbers

[ironicallyelijah]

you know when someone criticizes your hyperfixation/special interest media and it feels like they're cursing the name of your dead grandfather and threatening to burn your house down and salt the earth. even if the critique is valid. especially if the critique is valid actually.

like no my hyperfixation is Perfect and Good and Flawless and even though in my own time i can tear it apart and discuss its flaws How Dare You Mention Anything Less Than Polite About It like i literally have the keys to superhell, dont test me.

[kidokear]

alright, I gotta ask; does TFP Soundwave possess telepathy? I can't tell (or remember)

[pjs-everyday]

he spent all day scolding his students, and now it’s my turn 😇🙏

[bugwolfsstuff]

'fun' headcanon:

As much as the no boys and girls alone together in a cabin rule is enforced, Chiron makes it clear that if anything happens they can go to him for it

Why? Well in myth Chiron lost* his daughter Hippe/Euippe/Melanippe (her name varies) because she fled and hid her own pregnancy (by this one mortal king named Aiolos) from Chiron

And he refuses to lose more of his kids because they were afraid to come to him for this

*Artemis turns her into a horse out of pity and I think at some point she becomes the constellation pegasus (tho the constellation thing might be his other daughter Ocyrhoe who also gets turned into a horse)

[kyouka-supremacy]

I really wish there were more fics that delved into how Akutagawa's love for Atsushi is different from his love for Dazai.

Tbh I just wish Akutagawa's romantic feelings for Dazai were acknowledged more and I'm only now realizing it's so weird how nobody really ever brings them up? while it's all so evidently there. I mean, considering Akutagawa to be / having been in love with Dazai is seriously a perfectly feasible, consistent, realistic way to interpret the text without any need to bend or stretch it. It just makes a lot of sense for how his character is portrayed - his obsession with Dazai, his devotion, his desperation to be acknowledged and approved by him - and I think it's quite the important piece to understand his character. His love for Dazai is a significant aspect of Akutagawa's character, and it also explains why he's always been so vulnerable to manipulation by Dazai specifically. In a way, I think Akutagawa being so unmistakingly gay is also coherent with the way he's completely indifferent and even oblivious to Higuchi's feelings for him that lie at the light of the day– although, please note, that's a slippery slope that can degenerate in apologism for the way he abuses her, so I beg to be mindful when considering that.

Akutagawa's feelings for Dazai are in ultimate analysis extremely relevant for how Akutagawa falls and acts in the sskk picture: Atsushi being not the first person Akutagawa ever fell for, so in a way him being more aware of his own feelings than Atsushi is; Akutagawa falling for Atsushi first (and harder), because at this point he already knows he likes men, he already knows what being in love with someone feels like. But at the same time I believe that it's so interesting to explore how his feelings for Dazai are different from what he holds for Atsushi. On one side you have Akutagawa's feelings for Dazai being passive: not in the way he doesn't act after them, of course he does, but in the way he's always passively subject to Dazai's abuse, unable to stand for himself, blinded by his devotion to Dazai and unable to really see the damage he's causing him. Passive in the way that he's created this image of Dazai in his mind, perfect, god-like, static and unnatural, that struggles to evolve and adapt to reality. Akutagawa's love for Atsushi, on the other hand, is aggressive: always actively trying to hurt the other, always attempting to make the other suffer; it really speaks of someone whom, all his life, has always associated love with pain. Akutagawa hurts Atsushi because he knows love means pain, and he hurts Atsushi because he can't allow his love for him to hurt Akutagawa again as deeply and painfully as it's done in the past. It's a little sad. Ultimately, Akutagawa's love for Atsushi being the push Akutagawa needs to get over Dazai at last, something I fear he never really managed to do up to - I believe - at least chapter 53: getting over Dazai as something he gradually achieved after the soul-searching he did during his absence between chapters 53 and 84. Chapter 84 being the one where Akutagawa willingly, readily said “no” to Dazai in a way that was so sudden and surprising for anyone who knows him and that is easy to interpret as Akutagawa finally starting to free himself from the influence Dazai has had on him up to that point. That's why Akutagawa's sacrifice for Atsushi is all the more important and poignant, because him protecting (and dying for) Atsushi was never for Dazai to begin with.

I always always considered Akutagawa being gay and in love with Dazai to be like. the most evidently queer thing the bsd canon has to offer (and maybe the “you know the reason yourself don't you”, but I guess that falls under the bigger category of “Ryuunosuke Akutagawa is a character that is gay”); but now that I think about it, nobody ever brings it up really. I can guess it's probably because most people - including people who like Akutagawa and ship sskk - ultimately sympathize with Dazai, and even where acknowledging the hurt he's done to Akutagawa, don't really like to dwell on it or explore the relationship between the two of them which is... legit, indeed. Still, I think their relationship and Akutagawa's romantic feelings for Dazai are a very important part of his character that shouldn't be overlooked when trying to accurately portray him.

And the rational part of my brain knows this can't be intentional, knows Akutagawa wasn't written to be read as gay. But there's another I'd dare say equally rational part of my brain that keeps speaking up to say the majority of his characterization - his devotion to Dazai, his (can I say? tender) sacrifice for Atsushi, his mistreatment of Higuchi - really starts to make sense only when you interpret him as gay. So, sorry???

[ai-manre]

If Rhaegar has a million fans, then I'm one of them.If Rhaegar has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Rhaegar has no fans, that means I'm dead. :)