#i hate iron man so much

[shipperoffanonships]

Just realized that Tony legit manipulated Peter to join him. Like, he barely gave any detail about what, exactly, the fight was about. He's like "Hey, kid. I need you to help me kick some ass. No questions."

[imperiuswrecked]

Marvel hates Romani characters so much. I want to die.

[kayvsdoodles]

[americandreamerss]

no context but like. mouth to mouth? kiss? both?

[alxastrx]

When you're one of the most selfish mc who only saves people because it's part of a job you never wanted and did not get to chose or you would've died, who took your co-workers' morals and ideals because you didn't have any and desperately wanted to fit in somewhere, be it with the heroes or the villains, who's activelly haunted by one the most tragic past to have been created and suffer from a psychosis so bad (dare I say schizophrenia) that even your enemies acknowledged that you are mentally ill and objectively flawed in your judgement, never hesitated to try to kill anyone and has the most egoistic reason to be a good person but the fandom still thinks you're just a kind crybaby "I don't know what a gun is" homosexual twink.

[phoenixtakaramono]

There are only two episodes left in The Boys S4, but having seen the leaks and with what we got, I have some opinions.

My conspiracy theory is that they got too many cooks in the kitchen (writers in the writer’s room)—plus the writer’s strike and pandemic happening during this time—and it’s starting to make sense how they dropped the ball with this season.

[huldrabitch]

Even more of these (number 3) of Stevetony shippy shitposts

[bitrashteddy]

Tony: Why does Harley look furious?

Peter: Remember how Harley had his tonsils removed?

Peter: yea well he has tonsillitis, again, and can't sleep

Tony: how-

Harley: *angry whispering because he lost his voice*

Peter: I don't know but he's been angrily sick for a week now

[dyketennant]

oh i can already tell i’m about to have some really unpopular opinions about the edge of sleep tv show

[c1trvswurld]

I need everyone whose ever made a j. Diddy joke about jimmy to--in the most rudest, foul, and demeaning way possible- never speak again. I want your mouth sown up and I need you to be silenced Sancho the Fat, King of León style

[buttercup-barf]

Um..Hi again ^^

Sorry if I bothered you.

I saw your requests are open..so.. I also want to ask you. I know I asked this like..a year ago..and you drew my request, but..I want to ask you again..

Could you please draw me and my f/o? Please?? 👉👈

(I know, NOW I might look like a very impudent person..But..To be honest I didn't want to write you this request, because I understand that you might be very busy rn, and..Maybe will not want to draw my request..Eh..)

I'm not asking for full and colored art. You can draw a sketch/lineart like you did before. You can take my request whenever you have free time. I'll wait respectfully ^^

And again.. If you reject my request..I'll totally understand..😞

And thus, a thousand years later... You are in his arms once more!

[shipperoffanonships]

I HATE TONY STARK

I swear to God if he appears in either Avengers 5 or Secret Wars I will leave the theatre.

[lildoodlenoodle]

Something we see as the noir comics progress is a return to or a bad forced reflection to the 616 universe, but the noir characters are fairly different, with different life experiences, and motivations than their 616 counterparts. By forcing the same relationships and dynamics onto these characters we get a picture that doesn’t make sense, because they are not the same characters, and, ultimately leads to, lazy and bad writing. This is most evident to me in the romantic relationships, specifically the noir spideycat relationship.

Ok so, they have Peter, who’s implied to be a teenager in the 16-19 range(likely on the younger end of that), and the writers have him sleep with Felicia Hardy, an adult, who is implied to be anywhere in the 30s-50s range(likely in early to mid 40s), his boss and sudo father figure’s (who died 8 months ago)ex long term partner/girlfriend. And this is how they draw Peter’s reaction to her coming onto him:

GIRL he looks HORRIFIED and shocked why why why. Ughhhhh. I genuinely cannot tell what type of emotion they were going for. And the only people I’ve seen talk about this specific reaction were like ‘That is the reaction of a panicking gay man’ which maybe, but also A CHILD.

Then, the reaction the morning after also kills me cause Peter’s like ‘so we’re boyfriend-girlfriend now’ because he genuinely thinks that’s how that works and Felicia laughs at him cause she knows damn well it isn’t. That really highlights to me the difference in maturity, vulnerability, and age inbetween these two and it killllssss meeeee.

AND ITS NOT EVEN IN CHARACTER FOR FELICIA! In like Ultimates(?), 20 smth her kisses masked teenage Peter but after he mentions being in high school she freaks the fuck out! And has a general reaction of disgust! Like ‘Ew OMG I cannot believe I kissed a High Schooler’ and then she leaves!(and her noir design and story was so cool, like she wasn’t the black cat she was the WHITE WIDOW and an entrepreneur and it was so cool and THEY DESTROYED IT ALL FOR A BAD ‘LOVE’ STORY(there’s also the whole MJ Felicia lover foil but different post same vein))

Cause I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, the writers either forgot what their ages were, didn’t care about the implications, or didn’t understand what the implications were of having a teenager sleep with a middle aged woman. And maybe part of it is the teenage boy and his friend’s hot mom or hot teacher gag/trope we see a lot in media that is considered to be more socially acceptable than if the genders were reversed. And I hate the general disregard for this sort of thing. Cause grooming and sleeping with older people as a teenager does cause trauma and does change how you build and handle future romantic, and especially, sexual relationships!

Tbh this one of the bigger problems I have with basically all of the Spider-Man Noir comics, they give Peter(and MJ) all this trauma and complicate relationships in certain ways and then they never talk about it or do anything with it as if it doesn’t affect them AT ALL or didn’t EVEN HAPPEN. It’s undeniable that a lot of, not only the trauma, but why the trauma isn’t talked about is because of the need for the 616 parallels.

[vulpinesaint]

incredibly based moment from venom. my favorite journalist 🖤

[theology101]

I love Avengers Endgame cause it’ll bounce between characters at such a drastically different power level but try to present them as the same

Hawkeye and Bucky either have to nail a headshot or loos multiple projectiles against the Outriders, each one of the weakest enemy on the field a major threat

Star-Lord and friends are having a bit of a better time, their weaponry being a guarantee instant kill but even they are only one unlucky gunshot are one horde too large before they’re done for

Then it cuts to Thor, Captain Marvel or Strange just… INSTANT ONE SHOT KOs against like, 4 dozen foes.

Every part is a major part and obviously the street level heroes are nessecary for the avengers but man… that disparity is INTENSE

[lisatelramor]

(Not So) Temporary

“It’s funny,” Chikage said, “how people think you have class.” She ran her fingers through Toichi’s hair as she laid beside him.

Toichi laughed against her chest. “You did,” he said, looking at her through his eyelashes.

“For all of five minutes until we had an actual conversation,” Chikage said. She tugged his hair lightly. Toichi grinned at her, smug as ever. “Your class is as much an illusion as any of your tricks.”

“Harsh. How ever shall my heart recover from such a scathing review.” He pretended to swoon even though he was already lying down.

Sometimes Chikage wondered why she humored him. He was ridiculous. She tugged his hair again, a bit harsher, and he snuggled into it like a friendly dog.

“You like my classlessness.”

“Hm.” For a while there, she’d thought they hadn’t had anything in common, just a vapid surface attraction. A bit of whirlwind romance, a little unwise horizontal tangoing, and then she fully expected him to be out of her system. Unfortunately, he’d charmed her against her better judgment.

“If I asked you to marry me, milady?” Toichi asked, catching her hand just to kiss the back of it. Like he’d done the week before. And the week before that.

He was as persistent as he was dramatic. Chikage should tell him no. Instead, she tugged her hand free. “I’d tell you to ask again another time. Maybe then your luck would be better.”

“Ah, but I will have to charm Lady Luck herself at this rate,” Toichi teased. He gave a kiss to the closest bit of skin, which happened to be her breast.

Chikage unceremoniously shoved him off. Afterglow was over, back to business. “I wish you all the good fortune in trying,” she said as she looked for her underwear.

Toichi watched her shamelessly, a half-smile on his lips. “Shall we head to Prague next? There’s a nice theater there I can perform at.”

“And Prague has nothing to do with a recently bought moonstone pendant,” Chikage said.

“Well, I imagined it might catch your interest.”

“Our interest.” He seemed intent on becoming a thief as well. Sometimes she wondered if he was romancing her just to steal all her skills. Still, if that was the case, he didn’t need to ask for marriage every other week. Sometimes she truly didn’t understand him. “Prague sounds nice.”

Toichi grinned, open and joyful. It made him much more attractive than the suave mystery he kept going for. Honestly, if she were to ever say that, she bet he’d be too embarrassed to show his real emotions to her face again.

Chikage really should cut him off and go back to her life alone.

If only he wasn’t so good in bed.

A warm arm caught her round the middle as she tried to get her bra back on. “If we’re headed in the same direction, we could just share a room…”

“Not today, Romeo. Put your pants on.” His underwear were shoved into his face unrepentantly. Chikage enjoyed his sputtering.

She wasn’t going to say yes to his proposals. Not anytime soon anyway. He was persistent and annoying and flattering and terrible all at the same time. It would be stupid to go for him, especially when he didn’t have much to give in return. He was a magician, famous, yes, but not old money. Not something stable and safe and sane to choose if she ever gave up her life as a thief.

“One more kiss for the road?” Toichi asked, already taking a kiss at the knob of her spine between her shoulder blades.

Chikage elbowed him for the presumptuousness. “I have packing to do,” she said. “And so do you if you’re serious about Prague.” She turned around and flicked him between the eyebrows. He pouted like a child. He probably could have wrapped adults around his fingers as a child. Pick pockets while no one would even suspect the wide-eyed, beautiful child right in front of them. Chikage would know; she used that sort of thing to her advantage before. “Goodnight, Toichi.”

“Goodnight, My Lady,” he said, letting go.

At least he respected when she was serious. She’d have cut him out already by now if he didn’t, good in bed or not. If he was using her to learn her skills, she supposed she could use him right back. A magician’s skillset would go well with what she already had in her arsenal. Chikage knew better than to fall for someone who piled mask upon mask to make themselves bigger and brighter and nicer than they really were, just like she did. She’d just let this play a bit further. Until it stopped being fun. That was surely fine, right?

(She gets pregnant two months later. Chikage had a choice then. She made it. And Phantom Lady had a quiet retirement)