#i hate dancing

[funnyfungus69]

going to the fucking school ball soon and i already know that i will be missing my lovely wife [THAT I HATE.] for the entirety of the event.

i will probably spend the rest of it being an embarrassing drunkard.

[nikidykeachu]

Sometimes I like to imagine a high-school au just to put certain characters through baile folklorico bc I love hate that class

[nexkaya]

If one more light flashes at my eye I will fucking kill myself

[disheveledtranquility]

Eddie waking up in the labs and instantly realizing something is wrong.

It makes me wonder if it's been normal for him to wake up to Venom talking to him or squirming around inside, or being used to Venom's tendrils wiggle out from his chest to greet him, and that's what he's trying to feel for in his sleepy daze.

[karmathehalflander]

“Venom definitely isn’t permanently dead don’t be sad”

I’m not upset Venom died and I’m not worried it’s permanent, I’m mad that their relationship and character development somehow regressed. I’m upset that it looked like Eddie didn’t give a shit that his “best friend in the whole world” just died for his sake in front of him. And instead of giving us any sort of emotional reaction from Eddie we got what looks like a TikTok edit made by a fourteen year old on CapCut. Eddie should have at least, like, cried or something. Though realistically that man should have been sobbing on the ground screaming “please don’t leave me! I need you!” In the first movie when Venom is sacrificing himself Eddie shouts “Venom no!!!” And they had been together for, like, three days. You really telling me that the death of your year long companion doesn’t make you shed a single tear???

Also! All of this is emphasized by the fact that Eddie spent the entire movie bitching and moaning about how much stuff sucked that when Venom died it kind of came across as Eddie being relieved of Venom as a burden on his life. It kind of seemed like Eddie was happy about this outcome and it left a bad taste in my mouth.

[laurrelise]

unfortunately it has been decided that this is one of the funniest scenes in the show, sorry i don’t make the rules

diego’s hand slowly bringing the knife into frame? peak comedy

luther’s “what the- put the knife away” literally never fails to make me laugh

don’t even get me started on klaus’ damn condoms

[farshootergotme]

I believe Dick views acrobatics the way artists view nude art.

Outsiders will be talking about how 'sexy' or 'hot' it is. Many sexualize it because they have all the inappropriate thoughts about his flexibility and body. The muscles, the curves... Some will think he does it on purpose. Such a tight costume? Of course he does it on purpose, right?

But it's nothing like that to Dick. He enjoys it like an artist does painting. He sees beauty in the art of acrobatics and performs with every movement. It's what his parents taught him, what's been part of him practically his whole life. You don't think of exotic something you see as natural. It's not erotic when it was never presented to you with that purpose. You don't think of double meanings when it only means one thing to you.

[kalechip247]

posted this on twitter saying “the venom movies are so whimsical and fun” and these dudebros just proved to me that they do NOT know how to be whimsical or how to have fun

[ed-died688]

Im still grumpy about them not dancing so here you go :]

[fayriequeene]

Photobombed by Luna 🩰

[mintaikk]

You cannot tell me that Husk, Mr. Husk, with everything he has being heart themed, him making and singing a song with Angel, him dancing with Angel, Vivzie confirming that he is "a very fluffy, cuddly animal," and his "I wanna get to know the real you thing," is NOT a romantic at heart.

[flimsy-spine]

wife :)

[amberandomly]

Yeah I was supposed to finish this for new years-

Fuck you you twink ass you made me miserable for like 4 months-

[lilithphobik]

not a ship thatd be very odd

friends showed me marble hornets and im a changed man

[disheveledtranquility]

"Wow...I know how much you hate musicals."

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

british tv be like: got the perfect show for you, it's a 20 year old absurdist comedy about an alcoholic who runs a book shop and clearly has a thing for his assistant. he treats him terribly and is the most filthy disgusting creature you've ever laid your eyes on. yes, you will want to fuck him. 6 episodes a season, 3 seasons, take it or leave it. *spits*