#i had to get this off of my chest

[mitsvriii]

to @fionaifi - tw for talks abt ed & sh

mentioning other people's names who have nothing to do with this is actually insane. not to mention that you're mocking disorders, people who have them, and trying to build this facade that you're the victim here. not only are your words contradictory, such as the statement about your "pets"; ""i have pictures of my pets utc" & "i have of them have someone i know irl in them because im not normally one to take pictures of my pets" but you're trying to make it seem like the people who called you out for your shit. revealing someone's blog that was supposed to be secret for a personal reason is horrific. that was their safe space and you just pull the blanket off of it. the entirety of the ed/sh shit you put out is crazy. as someone who had an ed and scratched myself as a form of sh from a very bad mental state last year, and has just now started to eat breakfast normally (with some off and on's) it is so much deeper than what you're saying. self-harm is not what you're listing it as, either, it's more than just this edgy way of how you're putting it. i did not want to have to share either of those, especially the latter, but sometimes you have to get a point across. you're 13. you do not need to be lying about your age, faking an eating disorder, faking self harm, and causing other people to be uncomfortable and putting weight on their shoulders. you should be fully ashamed with what you've done and go study in school instead of making things worse for others and yourself.

[shadythetortie]

Warning: long post about life, the universe, and how important we are in it. Whatever the opposite of existential dread is.

I've been on a space fix for the last few weeks, and I keep coming back to these two videos.

They are incredibly well made and offer voice-overs by Brian Cox, Steven Hawking, Janna Levin, and more. However gorgeous it is, a theme in the comments is people having an existential crisis after watching them and saying how small they feel. The second one has more of those comments, probably because it goes to the end of the universe's existence.

And that baffles me. Don't get me wrong, I know why people are feeling that. I felt it at first too - the dread of the realization that everything has to end, and one day there will just be nothing. But then I watched it again. And again. And again. And I came to realize that instead of feeling very very small and insignificant, we should be thinking of the opposite.

Our universe was made with a bang. Stars were forged, and in their cores created the elements to make other stars, and other stars made more elements, and it went on in a cycle. Those stars died and other stars were born from the ashes of the last star. Gas and dust clotted together to create planets, and solar systems, and moons. Eventually, after a very long and complicated process, one planet gained the strange phenomenon we call life, and here we are.

We shouldn't feel small about our place in the universe. Yes, size speaking, we are microscopic on the cosmic scale. But billions of stars died to create the elements we are made out of - hydrogen, iron, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, calcium and phosphorus. Billions of stars grew and exploded to let those elements loose into the cosmos, and after a very long time, they came to create you and me.

We are not small. We are a statistic improbability. We are quite literally forged from stardust. The elements that are in all of us were made billions and billions of years ago - merely atoms - and somehow they found their way through all of space, through all of time, to come together in the most specific, delicate pattern to create us.

Yes, maybe we are just a bundle of chemicals and electrical signals. So is a thunderstorm. So is a star. But we are a bundle of chemicals and electricity that can think, and move, and breathe, and live. As far as we currently know, this is the only place in the universe that has been able to create something so intricately complicated.

"The universe doesn't care," some people say. "The universe is dark, and cold, and empty, and we are so insignificant in the grand scheme. Nothing really matters."

Of course the universe cares. Look at everything that had to fall into place to keep us alive - The Earth's magnetosphere, the Sun's warmth, Jupiter's shield of gravity... the universe cares so much for us that it has literally put everything it can in the way to keep us safe. Just look at the Moon! The craters, the scars of every battle they've fought for us. I don't feel insignificant. I feel protected. I feel like this is the most important part of the cosmos. Everything matters. And it is right here, on this planet. We may be just grains of sand in a never ending hourglass, but we are here, and we are alive, and that in itself is beautiful.

The universe is trying as hard as it can to keep the little sprout of life going. Life is so very fragile that even the slightest error could obliterate it in less than a heartbeat - and in the lifespan of the stars and everything around us, less than a heartbeat is the only time we have to exist.

So the universe took those stars, crushed them into dust, and used that dust to mold us into existence. It wrapped us in a blanket of darkness and warmth. It nurtured us, guided us, protected us and allowed us to grow, and has only just begun to tell us its stories. We are the children of suns that allowed us their death so that we may look back up at the vastness of space and see all of its glory and wonders and long to return to the forges that created us.

If there are such things as miracles, life would be it.

[pandorablook]

ok, so here is something I do NOT like about the last wish: the cat paws.

A movie full of cats, being adorable and shit, but the paws. Look at this:

the FUCK kinda paws are these???!!!! they look all weird, almost like a dog. -The pads are all wrong and very uncute. These do not look squishy.

Cat paws are some of the best paws in the animal kingdom.

THESE are cat paws. Cute little beans, with just enough fur. Squishable and perfect. Not some weird looking Flintstone toes.

C’mon dreamworks, if you’re gonna make cats, you have to get the beans right.

(i hope people realize i’m joking, but also that i’m right)

[sweetpupii]

cw - breeding.

venom taking control over eddie's body while you two (well, three) have sex to make the poor man go faster and stay inside you long enough to make sure not a single drop of cum goes to waste.

yes, he promised he wouldn't do that without asking but silly guy can't help it! :((

venom just wants to start a cute little family like the ones on TV with a dog and cute babies—even if eddie's feeling like he might pass out the second he stops and he will need a few days to start feeling his legs again. jeez, can't even fuck in peace with this symbiote.

the bed bangs against the wall so harshly it wouldn't even sound like sex if it wasn't for the moans and loud grunts. It's like someone's violently arranging and moving furniture around the apartment.

when venom fully fronts there's drool EVERYWHERE; the bed, the floor, your body, even the goddamn wall. it'll be a pain to clean up.

insanely wet tongue trailing down your face and body while he growls “not full yet... one more” for the ninth time. how are you even conscious at this point?

expect ( messy ) breakfast in bed and sex every day until the test turns positive because he ain't stoping anytime soon. good luck!

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[weepynymph]

are people seriously not understanding that the whole point of colin's arc this season is him trying to be something he's not??

like sure the brothel scenes are a little weird and jarring but like they're meant to be??? because he's not actually that into it, he's just trying to do what all the other men his age are doing so he can fit in??

the writers aren't trying to 'turn him into anthony or simon' or make him a rake because that's what we're used to - HE'S trying to turn HIMSELF into anthony or simon or basically any of the other guys who this comes naturally to; who enjoy sleeping with lots of different people somewhat emotionlessly and don't get lonely because of it (and no judgement to that it's just not him)

he literally kisses Pen ONCE and absolutely loses his mind over it because its obviously never felt like that for him before. that moment is his 'oh so that's what that's supposed to feel like' moment and that's how he knows he's in love with her its literally so good???

i understand people feel like its rushed but honestly to me it feels perfectly in character for him to discover the solution to his loneliness he's been searching for all this time and immediately dive into it headfirst. that moment right at the end of ep4 where he asks her to marry him is the most authentic colin i think we've seen all season. he's sweet and funny and playful and passionate and impulsive - he's finally stopped trying to be someone he's not and now that he knows who he is and what he wants he's all in.

[itistimetodisappear]

Yes we've all heard aroace people complain about the 'you haven't met the right person' line. But to the idiots citing this as the reason aroace people 'aren't oppressed’: No, micro aggressions aren't what's oppressing us.

I could talk about corrective rape, but I'm not going to because that's not what scares me the most. The worst thing about being aroace (aromantic, and asexual to a certain extent) is that society is set up for couples.

Being aromantic is a crushing economic disadvantage. As a couple, you can save more. As a legal couple, you can borrow more. This puts Mortgages out of reach for a lot of aromantics. Adopting too. Although aro people can adopt, you must have a similar income to a couple, which again, rules out a lot of aros. Don't forget Immigration, spousal visas will never be an option for us.

Being poor and aro means you're denied housing, family, international movement, basically anything that allos of a similar income would get. And anything you can get, you'll have to jump through many more hoops for. But we can't fix this by legalising aro marriage, like we did for the gays. Until our society's economic system is completely revolutionised, we'll be waiting.

It's impossible to compare oppression. You can't objectively say which minority group has it worse and I really mean that. But also I'd rather be called slurs and hated by Christians all fucking day.

[basslinegrave]

pin-up

b&w originals

[tired-hellowl]

this, alongside the fact that artists of spindlehorse had to submit nearly over 40+ original drawings for different pin variants, acrylic standees, DESKMAT FULL SHADED DRAWINGS, AND ON TOP OF IT DIFFERENT T-SHIRTS AND NEW ART MERCH AFTER THE FACT THAT SPINDLEHORSE WAS UNDERPAID TO ANIMATE ALL OF THE HAZBIN SEASON FINALE EPISODE, I FEEL SO BAD FOR CURRENT SPINDLEHORSE ARTISTS BECAUSE THIS IS NEARLY 60 PLUS PIECES OF DIFFERENT MERCHANDISING FOR VARIANTLY COMPLEX CHARACTER DESIGNS WILDLY VARYING SHAPES AND COMPLEXITY-

IF YOU'RE A SPINDLEHORSE ARTIST THIS PLASTIC POLLUTION DESIGNING HER MERCHANDISE ISN'T WORTH IT VIV JUST SEES HER CHARACTERS AS DOLLAR SIGNS AND NOTHING MORE-

PLEASE STOP SUPPORTING SPINDLEHORSE AND SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS BEHIND VIV SHE IS NOT DRAWING OR ANIMATING SHIT AND IS FORCING PEOPLE TO ON HER BEHALF AT THE COST OF CONSTANTLY PRESSURING DEADLINES OVER NEWLY GRADUATED ANIMATION FANS PLEASE JUST QUIT BUYING THE MERCHANDISE-

IF YOU STILL ARE NOT CONVINCED THEN WHY IS IT JUST HELLUVA BOSS VALENTINES MERCH AND NO HAZBIN MERCH? VIV LOST HER HAZBIN CHARACTERS TO AMAZON/A24 COPYRIGHT SHE PROBABLY CAN'T RELEASE 'INDEPENDENT' MERCHANDISING PROFITTING OFF OF THOSE DEMONS SO SHE JUST CONTINUES HELLUVA BOSS SHITTY MERCHANDISING I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE YEARLY NEARLY MONTHLY TO THE TEE PRODUCT AFTER PRODUCT SEASON INBETWEEN SEASON-

PLEASE STOP SUPPORTING VIVZIEPOP SHE JUST USES ARTISTS TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS. MERCH SALES ONLY GO TOWARDS THE LITTLE PAYMENTS TO THE ACTUAL ARTISTS BEHIND THE SCENES IT ISN'T AS MUCH SUPPORT AS YOU THINK YOU'RE GIVING ://///

A FAN RECENTLY ATTEMPTED THEIR LIFE AND ALL VIV HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT IS 'HERE'S THE VALENTINES COLLECTION THIS YEAR HAPPY HAZBIN RELEASE?" NO I'M TIRED OF VIV'S CHILDISH ANTICS ANYMORE.

Ok I’m gonna be a little bitch for a second because I think it’s fun but in the new Helluva Boss Valentine’s Day merch is it kind of weird that Mammon, basically the only fat character, is the only character that isn’t in revealing clothing

[dancinghannigram]

flea-biting is a sign of companionship :) - thank u therexorcist for uploading the one video i havent been able to get out of my head since 2020 (X)

[buckysteve]

Challengers (2024), dir. Luca Guadagnino // Joan Tierney, The Elektra Complex & Matthew Aucoin and Sarah Ruhl, Eurydice

[palmettios]

at the end of the day, andrew and neil were just two people who matched each other’s freak and i think that’s beautiful

[benaturalandautomatic]

honestly, it always baffles me how everytime we hear about someone doing the most depraved and inhumane things imaginable, that person is somehow always a man......... like when we hear about someone that uploads videos of animals being brutally tortured, it's always a man. or when we hear about someone who was arrested for having 2 terabytes of child pornography, it's always a man. or when we hear about someone who murdered a random woman that they know nothing about, it's ALWAYS a man, but that's not the part that baffles me, the thing that i'm confused about is how people continue to insist that men aren't the problem. like do u honestly think it's a coincidence that all of these horrible crimes are mostly committed by men?? even if u believe that it's not all men, u have to ask yourself why it's ALWAYS a man. at this point it's just denial. why are people ignoring something so obvious just because they're afraid of offending males?? even 10 year old boys are becoming rapists and it just doesn't make sense to act like it's a problem with humanity when it's really a problem with men.

[spainy-spoon]

This whole submarine situation is a grim reminder that safety features are there for SAFETY rather than inconvenience, and that regulations are often written in blood.

The juxtaposition of the company going from "isn't it great that we built such a cost effective submersible without having to deal with clunky equipment or pesky regulations" to "we regret to inform you that 5 passengers including our CEO are sealed inside a death pod with very little chance of rescue" is absolutely haunting but is an outcome that you could have seen coming from miles away unlike the submersible due to a lack of safety features

[tearsofcalamity]

boothill who gets way too worked up before the two of you have even started any intimacy.

you don't even have to do anything, straddling him while he's practically strip teasing you himself, removing each garment oh-so slowly so that he doesn't rush it and ruin everything. every peek at your bare skin has his circuits going into a tizzy, his breaths slowly devolving into needy panting.

"god, ya look so gorgeous..." he murmurs, huffing as he tries to keep himself composed. his cold hands brush along your bare shoulders, down your back, feeling up your waist until he's back at your chest. "fuuuudge..."

he would be doing a good job at keeping himself decently composed. that is, if his circuits and inner workings weren't whirring so loudly you could barely hear each other's voices by this point.

you chuckle to yourself as his face lights up, unwilling to meet your gaze and instead focusing right on your chest like a pervert to avoid your mischievous eyes.

"getting a little excited, boothill dear?"

"y... you keep your mouth shut!"

[ownalternative]

Beatles fans are such little terrorists in tags like someone will make a post going “That woman changed my life” and some 18 year old with a wolf haircut will reblog it and tag it “Paul McCartney”