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ratunderneathahat · 14 days ago

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tehee

I can and will impregnate Alexander Strike. That is very possible because uhhhhhh *thinks of an excuse on the spot* *fails to think of a good excuse* it is possible

#i get asked shit #proship #op is proship #op is a proshipper #proshippers please interact #antis dni #proship please interact #Alexander Strike #Mpreg

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alex-is-the-king-11111 · 5 days ago

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hey Alex? 📖,🍳,⛸️,🐇,🧋for this ask?

📖 - probably dystopias, I don't have a lot of time. I used to like fantasy but I need a fucking break from magic tbh

🍳 - I'd say not that bad. Joseph taught me. If I had to pick a favourite thing probably eggs it's easy-ish.

⛸️ - probably tennis (if I try to ignore the shitty memories attached to literally everything). I don't really care about spots much.

🐇 - I don't enjoy having an existential crisis so I'm just gonna say maybe and move on.

🧋- probably black coffee. And definitely hot drinks.

#I get asked shit #alex strike rp

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starcurtain · 7 months ago

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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

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autosadist · 2 months ago

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lol maybe a not great way to phrase this but a lot of trans men are NOT emotionally prepared to be "treated like men" outside their insular transmasc fagdyke friend groups and fly off the handle fucking immediately the first time they are unfairly mistrusted for being a dude (shitty and im not saying this should be the case but did you not fucking comprehend why people act this way toward men and come to expect this?) or ghosted/rejected by a trans woman bc she prefers dating other trans women, or maybe simply someone else (we have all fumbled people, there is no need to become generally vindictive toward women about it bc they aren't attracted to you...)

#at the core of all the complaints i get from guys like this in my ask box is insecurity #not feeling as fulfilled as they want to in certain areas by transition or some shit #or maybe just bigotry loll

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boobilby · 1 month ago

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Being even more cringe than usual

Featuring my friends drawing of Joel, who I’m pretty sure they don’t even know, @dustystripe is the friend

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cyfffff · 2 months ago

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you’d think since dick was a mathlete hed b the number one guy to ask for help w math homework but actually he knows so much advanced math that the first time tim asked him for help with a simple geometry problem he pulled out his dusty ti-84 and started solving it in the most convoluted way that took an hour bc he was also just trying to relearn the math he hadn’t done in like 5 years. cue him screaming in frustration when he realized the actual way to do it would’ve taken him 2 minutes (tim asked him at the beginning if that way was right and he waved him off saying no) none of the batsibs can ask him for math help until they get to pre-calculus at least

#this is directly based off my experience helping my brother w his geo homework last night #the anguish i felt when i realized the height of the parallelogram was given this entire time and that all i had to do was turn it sideways #was immeasurable #jason died before getting to geometry #he comes back and later damian asks him for help w math hoping he’s better than dick and he’s like wtf no i never learned this shit go ask #the mathlete #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #tim drake #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batsiblings #batkids #batman #dc batman #dc dick grayson #yaptown

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangij #wei wuxian #digital art #ask #Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.

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kourota · 3 months ago

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⸢This story is for just that one reader.⸥

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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world's longest staring contest GO-

#them. he??? wally plural <3 #how are they the same little man....#looking between them in confusion so fast i get whiplash #one half of my brain: huh what huh what huh-#the other half: HOLY SHIT TWO WALLYS!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3 #wait would it be wallys or wallies #fr what Is wally plural #existential questions we should all ask ourselves #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #wally darling #i got a little lost in the Sauce making this & finished before realizing i didnt copy it over to a new larger canvas #& do the final layer/colors/bg there #so its a Little Bit Lower Resolution than id like #BUT HEY ITS NOT LIKE THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!!!!#whatever whatever doesnt matter its done and im satisfied with it #& i fuckin better be bc working on this killed my wrist lmfao #nearly dropped my stylus at one point from the sudden Oofie Ouchie #suffice to say i will be queuing this & then taking a day-long break from my hobbies #which are all hell on the wrist #which means i will probably leave the house out of sheer boredom #maybe ill watch spiderverse. go get a tasty Beverage. take a walk. summon the old gods if im in a silly goofy mood #just now realizing i probably drew wally too small #puppet wally. og wally light of my life. AHAHA OOPSIES TOO LATE TO FIX IT NOW 🥲👍

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ghostdrinkssoup · 1 year ago

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nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

#s1 from hannibal’s pov is the funniest shit ever he’s like I think I want a friend… I’ve never felt like this before…#I guess the only way to deal with this is to set his brain on fire #and then is shocked when will tells him the light of friendship won’t reach them for a million years #and spends the rest of the show trying to communicate how he feels without EVER SAYING ANYTHING DIRECTLY #the only way to do the miscommunication trope right #hannibal is literally just some guy and he’s so emotionally constipated he can’t even ask a guy out #zero swag and zero rizz but he still somehow gets will in the end #the show is a romcom !!#nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

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superfruitland · 28 days ago

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MORE JOEL RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

what if you wanted to go to heaven but god fucked up the aether portal

#mcyt #empires smp #smallishbeans #lee's art #this drawing came to me in a dream and i had to get it out of my system #empires on my mind #also holy SHIT there's a lot of joel asks now #thank you everyone i'll answer those i promise

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ratunderneathahat · 26 days ago

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https://youtu.be/_0aE6j-LYIs?si=HaTcEaqnMEcgX7N7

#proship #op is proship #op is a proshipper #proship please interact #proshippers please interact #antis dni #asks #i get asked shit #ask

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alex-is-the-king-11111 · 6 days ago

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actually you can have a

How dare you

#alex strike rp #I get asked shit

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thecoolertails · 1 year ago

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too many books written by people who don't read books and only read fanfic. to counteract this there should be more fanfic made by people who don't read fanfic and only read books

#my posts #edit:#if you reblog this arguing against shit i never said please know that i hate you #and if you read this post as 'books are better than fanfiction' you don't get it.#either read it again and figure it out or ask a question or move on and say nothing #bc every time someone starts jumping to conclusions and projecting shit i don't believe onto me i take one step closer to becoming the joker

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yuwuta · 6 months ago

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you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

#he consistently does shit like this is like he's not stupidly attractive and its because he does not know. he does not know that he's hot #the yuuta/yuuji divide is that they’re both bad asl and neither know it but yuuji is Not innocent and yuuta is just naive [at first]#which is me saying yuuji is kind but yuuta is just Nice once again #insane i need to bash his head against a table. and kiss him i guess whatever #also who expects to be fed when you offer them food: toge but he KNOWS he's being annoying and whines if u dont feed him #gojo/yuuji/choso are the opposite #gojo asks if u want some of his food and then won't let u have any unless u let him feed it to you. nd if u want to avoid a scene u have to #he just babies people :((///// he does this to everyone . will cry #yuuji also does it reflexively like hes like 'oh! this is good you should try it!' and before u can even agree he's got his spoon #in your mouth and smiling like 😇 its good right!🥰......angel boy #choso...do i need to say it isn't there canonical evidence for this #oh also u offer food to toji and he just kinda tilts his head like oh what ur not gonna feed me? like no. stinky. feed YOURSELF!#yuuta okkotsu.................... when i get my hands on this boy....#💌

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therealcallmekd · 3 months ago

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Now THAT'S Thinkin' In 3D!

HHEHEHEE HAH FLATLAND FANART BE UPON YE

#flatland #flatland fanart #flatland 2007 #flatland the film #KD'sCrumbs #GOD... this movie shook my entire brain a bit... like it jingled me around and shit #Watched it earlier today and got really inspired #DONT ask me why i gave A.Sphere hands... its for the composition.... also blorbo gets hands so they can gesture better i thinkkkkk #being a variety artist fucking rocks... HEHEH like take some art from a random like 17 year old film YYEYEYAAHHH #i heard that it's been in the algorithm cuz of that gravity falls thing but i literally dont care about that so (dont tag it either thanks)#been in a creative slump mostly. love finding stuff like this that gets the art juice going again;;

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