they/them it/its rat/rats | proship | selfship | completely married to Constantine Madden(/j) | no drugs were involved in the making of these posts (just sleep deprivation)
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Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.
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"Oh but jinx mentally regresses to a child" me too?? She's not special
Also she's literally one of the smartest people in the show and has the skill with fighting and building weapons and shit but oh no a relationship with an adult is outside of her maturity range? Absolutely not. They fucked.
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ok this dni has me sobbing
proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list
this person doesn’t know what they are
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☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
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The fictional firing squad is aiming their fictional guns at me as we speak
sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."
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They're basicallysaying "You are no longer a victim once you cope a way I don't like"
I hate antis.
They still claim to be normal
NOTE THIS WAS NOT DERECTED AT ME BTW. PLEASE ALOT OF POST ARE CONFUSING PEOPLE NONE OF THE POST TILL NOW HAVE BEEN SAID TO ME.
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Brief reminder that Ao3 was made by a Wincest shipper for us fandom sickos (affectionate). Stop bringing your puritanical circle jerk to the devil's sacrament.
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I love you fanfic writers I love you fanfic writers who write professional length and quality fics better than published books I love you fanfic authors who write quick unedited lower quality one shots I love you fanfic authors who get hundreds of kudos and comments I love you fanfic authors who get barely any kudos or comments I love you fluffy writers I love you angst writers I love you smut writers I love you fanfic writers who come up with new original plot ideas I love you fanfic writers who used a trope that's common on fics I love you fanfic writers
#ao3#fanfic#fanfiction#fanfic writers#ao3 writer#ao3 writers#writing#proship#op is proship#op is a proshipper#proship please interact#proshippers please interact#op is a darkshipper#op is a comshipper
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God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.
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"I liked this fic/chapter" or "♥️♥️♥️"
"Ao3 should allow multiple kudos" "I want to be able to leave more than one kudos"
COMMENT ON THE FUCKING FIC
I SWEAR TO GOD NO ONE COMMENTS MUCH NOW WHEN THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW APPRECIATION FOR A SINGLE CHAPTER IS COMMENTING AND I AM NOT HAVING THIS BULLSHIT BE LIKE TIKTOK WHERE NO ONE EVER COMMENTS POSITIVITY
FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST COMMENT ON THE FUCKING FIC YOU DON'T NEED A MULTIPLE KUDOS BUTTON YOU NEED ACTUAL WORDS
TRUST ME ON ANY WEBSITE OR APP I POST COMMENTS AND WORDS ARE 10X BETTER THAN ANY PLAIN LIKE AND WORDLESS REBLOG IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING LEAVE WORDS
COMMENT
ON
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FUCKING
FICS
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I'm going to impregnate Alastair hunt I swear I can do it I will do it and you can't stop me
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