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"If a villain does good things too/is nice you should stop considering them a villain :("

A character that blew up a building with everyone inside still blew up a building with everyone inside if they also funded cancer research or something. A character that tortures people still tortures people even if they're a feminist. Authors can call them whatever the fuck they want to call them

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have you heard about the tori woods situation?

Oh?

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Constantine Madden x Master Joseph for the ship opinion bingo?

Okay but why did he have to go on his knees-

Like, how do you even get to that point. weren't you supposed to be the master, Joseph-

What can I say, I simply do not get him. Constantine's position here however... yeah, I would do that too

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I'm so confused about the realistic doll discourse going on on tiktok. I've seen "it's inappropriate for children to want dolls that look like realistic babies" "people shouldn't have these dolls because if someone sees them and thinks they're real dead babies and tries to give them CPR" "they should be prescription only" "people who like them are delusional" and more. This is not really a huge issue but I'm annoyed so I feel like arguing with several points

"people shouldn't have these dolls because if someone sees them and thinks they're real dead babies and tries to give them CPR" If they do make the mistake of thinking that at first, then touching it and feeling that it's plastic/whatever material they're made out of I don't know, not human skin, and doesn't have bones or anything, will stop them quickly.

"they should be prescription only" they're dolls. They're fucking dolls. Why would you think DOLLS should be prescription only???

"what if a man uses them for the wrong reasons" they don't even have holes down there, and that is the man, not the doll. And if that's a "slippery slope into csam and child abuse", the problem is the csam and child abuse, not the doll.

"they're making people delusional" if someone is having delusions about a doll, that is caused by mental problems, not the doll. And for a trained professional to deal with, not a random person on the internet.

"What about the people who treat them like real babies" you mean the roleplay accounts? Who have several videos clarifying that this is roleplay? That they don't believe these are real, that this is play and for fun? Those people? Because those are the only people treating them like "real babies" I've seen on the internet after somehow falling into this oddly specific corner of tiktok.

"Well we don't hand out crutches and canes to anyone who feels like having them why would we give these dolls" (in response to the point that they can be used for comfort/mental health help).

1. It's a doll, not a piece of medical equipment.

2. Why do you not think we should be giving mobility aids to people who say they need them? If someone thinks they need a cane or crutches, then there's a good chance they need a cane or crutches.

"But some people have too many of them" they're made as art. People collect them. Because they are art.

Yeah this is pointless and stupid and this isn't even the website the discourse is on I just needed to let out some anger at the sheer fucking stupidity.

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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"What if your boss finds out you're proship?" Who the hell is giving their employers their Tumblr

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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

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younger brother whose gay awakening was his older brother . post

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ocs idea: twins born to royalty who were separated and locked up in neighboring towers since they were young (maybe to prevent a prophecy from coming true). they aren't allowed out of the towers, and so they only see each other from a distance through their neighboring windows/balconies. they learn to communicate via letters tied to messenger pigeons (or whatever fantasy-world equivalent of them), growing close despite never actually meeting. and then one day, something changes. somehow, they escape. and for the first time ever, they're both reunited with their other half. they're both extremely touch-starved, but also terrified of scaring the other off, so they try to act normal despite wanting nothing more than to embrace and never let go. something something mutual pining, idiots in love, slow burn, 300k words.

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a vampire must have these 2 things in their repertoire:

1. a hopelessly devoted human twink

2. a fellow immortal who has been pining over them for centuries

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Magisterium vampire au

Constantine got bit by Maugris which turned him into a vampire, got trained as a vampire by Joseph who is implied to have been bitten by Maugris too but doesn't talk about it, Constantine uses Jericho to feed himself for a few years until he drinks too much and kills him, then at some point bites/turns Call

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*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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(full context: the video also had the captions “shipping minors with adults is not hot”, “abuser x victim, that’s not hot”, and “shipping family members is not hot”, and the desc read: ““B-b-but its how i cope ☝️🥺” stfu, go find a better coping mechanism instead of being a fucking weirdo. Honestly some of you need to grow a pair and stop being so problematic, proshippers, or whatever the other stuff is (i think its pro writers people who only support it if it’s fictional or smt) DNIYOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GROSS AND WEIRD”)

but i guess saying ppl should be doxxed is hot? shaming people over fiction is hot? accusing ppl of grooming is hot? equating fiction to content that actively harms real children is hot? being ableist and making fun of someone’s coping mechanism’s hot?

maybe i wanna be ugly then bc wow

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Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

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(full context: the video also had the captions “shipping minors with adults is not hot”, “abuser x victim, that’s not hot”, and “shipping family members is not hot”, and the desc read: ““B-b-but its how i cope ☝️🥺” stfu, go find a better coping mechanism instead of being a fucking weirdo. Honestly some of you need to grow a pair and stop being so problematic, proshippers, or whatever the other stuff is (i think its pro writers people who only support it if it’s fictional or smt) DNIYOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GROSS AND WEIRD”)

but i guess saying ppl should be doxxed is hot? shaming people over fiction is hot? accusing ppl of grooming is hot? equating fiction to content that actively harms real children is hot? being ableist and making fun of someone’s coping mechanism’s hot?

maybe i wanna be ugly then bc wow

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