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leafmenot · 1 year ago
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FUCK CATS!!! I'M GOING TO KEEP A FISH AS A PET AFTER THIS
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sirlancenotalot · 3 months ago
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phayz · 2 months ago
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went to this extremely pleasant computer technicians house to get my laptop fans fixed and as im about to leave he interrupted himself to warn me that "the pig is coming" and i was like huh????? and i looked down and saw this
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zeb-z · 1 year ago
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The thing about Forever and Bad is that they don't know how to deescalate, and they start at 100 straight from 0 every time with each other. They will spend hours arguing about semantics that don't matter. They will go to the extreme ends of pranks (which as fun as the audio remixes were, spending hours trying to find the source was literal hell genuine psychological torment). They will go for the throat just to antagonize the other.
So no, I don't think Forever knows a thing about Dapper or the other eggs whereabouts. He just knows better about the way Bad operates, the way he lies and deflects. He's familiar with his crafty words and how he turns a conversation on its head. He knows that what Bad is being accused of is entirely likely, that he is not who he usually is when the eggs are around. And he knows that Dapper, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is who Bad cares for most of all.
This isn't something he can argue hours about, to chip away little by little like he usually does. For both the safety of the worker, because the longer they're locked up surely the worse off they'll be - and for the safety of Bad, who if he wasn't under extreme watch by the Federation, he certainly is now, after Tubbo very loudly accused him in his Federation office.
He goes for the throat, immediately playing a trump card that he knows Bad won't just brush off or ignore, because as much as Bad can be unpredictable, Forever knows that Bad cares about the eggs as much as he does. As questionable as his morals are, as slippery as he can be to pin down, Bad has always placed the eggs as the highest priority - and he needs Bad to have no choice but to be honest, or to knock him off guard enough that he'll give him something to work with.
Is it fair? Maybe not. But when has Bad ever played fair with him?
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smokingcaterpillar · 8 months ago
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I'm not gonna lie to you. I can watch this mf in his element all day -> Sam as Lestat as Lelio.
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dramadramallama · 1 month ago
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i binge watched Sh**ting Stars and i had SO MUCH FUN??? i'm really late to the party but i love my insufferable, very dignified, cool characters to be incredibly loser-coded and unfortunately for me..............gong tae-sung......what a true dumbass (affectionate)
(also it's been a while since i enjoyed an entire ensemble of characters. NO exceptions, NO skipping ahead--just silly, but engaging story lines, with lots of different dynamics, great comedic timing, and dramatic peaks.)
ahhhh, a good romcom... so simple, but so hard to come by
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frechiiie · 1 year ago
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Team Conrad-ers are so funny because they’ll hate on Jeremiah for calling Conrad out for being a stupid asshole because “poor Conrad he’s going through a lot :((“ Yeah? SO IS HE! this is also the same brother that makes decisions for him without even TALKING to him, like be FOR REAL.
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enha-stars · 10 months ago
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just saw ur jay posts and i had to share smth 🙏🏼
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thank u very much i’ll take my leave now 🫶🏼
i’m gonna kms what i would give for ONE CHANCE JAY PLEASE ENUFFFFF
hahaha i am so totally normal about this! this is fine! good! i feel nothing!!!
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eluminium · 1 year ago
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hey guys. hey guys. look at this clip of impulse losing it during the GIGS stream. look at it. oh my god. that cackle was so. he's so endearing. its not- it's NOT-RAHWIUHAOFJKOGRSIOESFGIOHESGHUWHFWAHWHRGEUSWEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO [CARS CRASH] [BABIES SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] OH GAWD MY LEG!!!!!
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fruitchimaera · 10 months ago
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They just had to give the bad guy the coolest name ever, huh
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probablyaseamonster · 1 year ago
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Headcanon: Those times in episodes 5 and 6 when Scarab turned more buggish and monstrous wasn't him slowly revealing a "true form" or anything. He was just expressing his feelings <3
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imunknowable · 4 months ago
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Hey @staff why do the shitty screenshots from twitter accounts and “dank meme” pages that consistently shows up on my dash that steal content and recycle dead pngs, why when I block them they continue to show up on my dash? I’ve blocked these “best of (blank)” accounts and the same ones continue to get promoted on my main dashboard. Wtf. If I wanted to see twitter screenshots I’d just go onto twitter thanks.
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bennidraws · 1 year ago
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hornigolds boys
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that-sarcastic-writer · 4 months ago
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Upset bc I wanted to rewatch bad boys ride or die for research purposes (says she like she didn't just want to watch Armando being hot) but can't yet bc it's not out on streaming anywhere. I hate it here.
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ray-elgatodormido · 9 months ago
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I guess this is what I’m drawing nowadays huh?
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Yep. Checks out. Either shirtless Lü Bussy or the latest crackship with Merahwati (one of my two Wo Long characters)
Despite the shenanigans I do improve. And I strive to improve to draw even more shenanigans.
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lanabenikosdoormat · 3 months ago
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girl who says “he’s aimhacking” in video games where aim is literally not a thing. especially if it’s against an npc
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