#i dunno i guess i just like rp

[captaindeinony]

Do I make a side account where I just reblog shit I think my versions of the protags might like

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Barbarian bros

Poe: [stripping to reveal his swimmer's physique] so while i'm telling this story, i'm just gonna swim a few laps here in the potomac William Hope Hodgson: please feel free! Hodgson: [muscles bulging as he does crunches] do you mind if i bench press this enormous weight while i listen? Poe: Not at all! Lovecraft:

Lovecraft: you know, guys, i consider myself quite manly myself King: Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft: heir to a great tradition of barbarian machismo King: Poe: Barker: Koontz:

Lovecraft: yeah you know i'm kind of like Lovecraft: a xanthochroic Nordic warrior Barker: Poe: clive Barker: i literally have nothing to say edgar Barker: i am speechless

Barker: so howard Barker: you think you're like some kind of reincarnation of heroic barbarism? Lovecraft: yes i Lovecraft: ohhhh Lovecraft: you pushed the air at me too hard when you talked just now Lovecraft: i'm having the vapors :C

Lovecraft: it's not fair, edgar and William are so swole Lovecraft: all the guys think i'm a wimp Sonia Greene: oh you're not a wimp howard Greene: you're just incredibly physically weak Lovecraft: Lovecraft: i dunno, that's not really making me feel any better

Greene: would you like to play xanthochroic Nordic warlord? Greene: would that make you feel better? Lovecraft: yes please Lovecraft: grr! boo! look at me! i'm a xanthochroic Nordic from the damp forests of Germany! Sonia Greene: oh my! My teutonic hero! Lovecraft: grrr! snarl!!! Lovecraft: ohhh Lovecraft: i'm out of breath from all this growling Lovecraft: give me a second i have to sit down for a second

Greene: oh my manly teutonic warlord Greene: here drink this hot blood from the skull of a cursed, effeminate celtic foe! Lovecraft: yes! yes! i am the chalk-white conqueror!! Greene: drink some more Greene: keep drinking

Sonia Greene: so sometimes howard likes to RP that he's a teutonic barbarian and i'm his effete celtic foe Angela Carter: and you're in that? Greene: it's ok Carter: Sonia Carter: i think it's time that someone asked Carter: what is SONIA into? Greene: well gosh i mean i'm into the same stuff as everyone else i guess Greene: like what if howard was fat Carter: Greene: i just think it would be interesting Carter: Carter: ok Carter: ok actually yeah i can see it

[lunatyklines]

OVER THE GARDEN WALL (P.1) - a collection of lines from the beloved animated spooky season classic. a rp meme. *adjust pronouns and wording as needed

❝ Wait, wait a second. Uh … [name]? Where are we? ❞

❝ Do you think it's some kind of deranged lunatic with an axe waiting out there in the darkness for innocent victims? ❞

❝ Well, you're slapping yourself, and I'm answering your question, and– ❞

❝ This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it, if we can. ❞

❝ We may need to knock him out first. ❞

❝ I dunno. Sometimes I feel like I'm just like…a boat, upon a winding river…twisting, towards an endless black sea… ❞

❝ Did you know, that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it turns into a grape? ❞

❝ Ugh, you're not helping at all. ❞

❝ Aw, beans! Where is that frog o' mine? ❞

❝ You have beautiful eyes. ❞

❝ Oh, holy moley, hot dog–!! ❞

❝ That was the plan, remember? Knock him out! ❞

❝ Can you turn me into a tiger? It doesn't have to be a magical tiger. ❞

❝ [Name], stop talking to a bush. ❞ 

❝ Oh– do you like waffles? ❞

❝ Pumpkins can't move on their own! Can they? ❞

❝ You find this place as creepy as I do, right? ❞

❝ So, it's some kind of weird cult. They seem nice enough. ❞

❝ Okay. You're in denial. That's fine. ❞

❝ I'm really just looking to leave here. As fast as possible. ❞

❝ You'll never convict! You have no proof! ❞

❝ I simply have to punish you for your transgressions. ❞

❝ I told you this place was bad news! ❞

❝ Maybe they're gonna bury you out there. ❞

❝ Yes! I want your help! ❞

❝ I guess in some ways, I'm trying to get home too. ❞

❝ I don't have to tell you anything. ❞

❝ But we have to do something fun. ❞

❝ We can just keep walking silently, you know? ❞

❝ Hey! What? I'm not a pushover. ❞

❝ The world is a miserable place, [Name]. Life isn't fun. ❞

❝ We need to do our part to make the world a better place! ❞

❝ School?! Not today. ❞

❝ You're late. You know the rules. ❞

❝ Oof. That lady's got some baggage. ❞

❝ So, my theory is hot dogs are not actually dogs, regardless of what they teach you in school. ❞

❝ Oh boy! Mealtime! ❞

❝ This is way better than being chased by a gorilla. ❞

singing ❝ Oh potatoes and molasses, if you want some, oh just ask us~ ❞

❝ I just wanted to have fun, change the world, and make it a better place. But I just made everything worse. ❞

❝ You're a stubborn jerk. When are you gonna give this up? ❞

❝ If only something would go right for a change. ❞

❝ Okay, I think he's asleep. Let's go steal his stuff. ❞

❝ All he ever did was steal my heart away. ❞

❝ I found a duck. Do you know how to make eggs from a duck? I'm hungry. ❞

❝ Finally some good luck. Let's go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions. ❞

❝ Curse you! Curse you! You'll die someday and I'll laugh! ❞

❝ What kind of person goes out chopping trees in the middle of a thunderstorm at night? ❞

❝ You don't need directions. You follow that compass inside your heart. ❞

❝ Uh … no, I think we need directions. ❞

❝ [Name] was amazing! He sang a song, rode a horse, and saved you from the axe guy! ❞

❝ I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him. ❞

❝ I want to steal. ❞

❝ Yeah! I want to see the ghost! To the painting! ❞

❝ Afraid of a ghost? Ghosts are just floaty things. ❞

❝ It's stuck. Well, guess we just have to spend some quality time together. ❞

❝ Don't change the subject. ❞

❝ How about you tell me about your darkest secrets instead? ❞

❝ My secrets are too secret. ❞

❝ Now who's avoiding the question? ❞

❝ I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night. ❞

❝ It looks like there was a struggle – a violent struggle. ❞

❝ I can't thank you enough for helping me to face my fears. ❞

❝ It's a rock fact! ❞

[righteous-r0de0]

Confident Botanist Helps Your New House Feel Like Home | Audio Rp

Confident Botanist Helps Your New House Feel Like Home | Audio Rp | M4A

you know about the pH levels in your soil, right? (script and link to ao3 under the cut :))

Read it Here on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57992941

Hey, how can I help you? Woah, woah, sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you, man! [chuckle] You just kinda had this look on your face like you wanted some help, but didn’t want to ask or maybe didn’t know who to ask?

Well you’ve been stuck in the doorway a while now, and looking around aimlessly. So to me , that looks like maybe you wanted some help. I mean, hey, feel free to tell me to kick rocks, man, but if you want some help, I’m Raleigh and I’ll be in the hydroponics station over that way. [footsteps begin to fade away, then pause, and grow louder again]

Oh , so you do need help? Chill, I’m just messin’ with you. [quiet] No offense, but I could kinda tell you weren’t from here. Well, for one, you don’t sound like you’re from Cali at all. I’m feeling maybe somewhere out east? Maybe one of the Carolinas or Tennessee, but I wouldn’t bet any further north than that. And you don’t have that California tan yet. Unless the sun doesn’t particularly agree with you? Hey, rain’s a vamp’s favorite weather. Relax, relax, I know you’re magic. Don’t need to look around like that either. You’re the only customer I’ve had all day. Yeah, no. I’m a freelancer, I’m just pretty heavy handed with my earth magic. It was always my favorite growing up. And you are? Oh, I meant what kind of magic user are you, but sure, nice to meet you! Freelancer too? Uh, you sure? You feel a little, I dunno…different? And your eyes… Okay, dude, I’ll drop it [small sound of uncertainty, beat of silence] .

Uh, anyways, I’m sure you didn’t come here to have me questioning your magical abilities [chuckle] . So, right, uh, new in town, I’m guessing you’re looking for some house plants to deck out the new place? Well, you should know that DAMN doesn’t allow real plants in the dorms. I know almost no one follows that rule, but it’s there. How’d I know you were going to DAMN? You’ve got the patch on your bag, dude. And there’s not much draw here for magical folks beyond the Academy. [Shuffling noise] Not living on campus? Are you a transfer student, then? I know they make the freshmen live in dorms. Something about immersing them in an educational environment? I dunno. When I was a freshie, I was right out of high school and I figured freshman year at college, albeit magical college, was the perfect time to start getting blackout drunk nightly and completely ignoring my studies. I think I spent maybe a night a week in my own dorm? Other than that I was passing out in bushes outside the R.M. Estevez Building on the complete opposite side of campus, or getting, uh, busy , in other people’s dorms. [Laughter] Hey, I might not be able to look at Pink Whitney without gagging anymore, but I met my boyfriend that way. You from McKinley? Ah, Borden!

Wow, sorry for that tangent. So [clap] new place, looking for plants. Do you have any experience with keeping plants, or gardening, or anything like that? No? No worries, man, I know exactly where to get you started. [Footsteps] So, some pretty easy plants to start with are succulents. Not a lot of maintenance is needed, just sunlight and some water every so often will get you a long way. This section right here is probably where you’re gonna wanna start. What’s your lighting situation looking like at home? You’re gonna be hard-pressed finding an apartment in the city that gets a significant amount of natural light, but do you have any big windows? Or areas that get more sun than others?

Oh, not an apartment? I mean, you can’t be any older than me and you’ve already got a mortgage? [Light punching noise] I’m impressed, dude! So, not a mortgage? Oh, you inherited it! Still impressed honestly. It’s hard getting property in this day and age, no matter how it comes to you. Especially if it’s already completely paid off. Though, I’m sure your gramps probably bought it for like dollar fifty back in his day, am I right?

You’ve got an entire sun room? That is so sick, man. I’m sure my apartment would look less like a jungle and more like a place where people live if I had one of those. Looking to put it to good use? Succulents are definitely a good choice for full sun. Aloe is pretty low maintenance and good to keep around. Obviously aloe gel is good for sunburns and skin care in general, but I’ve seen people use it for other stuff too. The lady who does my mom’s eyebrows uses it to soothe the skin after waxing. Uh, [footsteps] string of pearls is a really unique looking plant. I think they’re just adorable [chuckle] .

Beyond succulents and cacti, if they aren’t really your thing, pretty much any palm will do well in the sun. Obviously not full trees since you’re looking to fill a room [laughter] , but there are some smaller palms and similar plants that will do well in your sunroom. Areca palm will definitely take up some room, if that’s what you’re looking for. They grow to be about six feet tall, or more, and they’ll spread pretty far. [Footsteps] Ponytail palm is another weird lookin’ one, but it’s pretty chill. Sago palm is pretty slow going, if you’re looking to ease into being a plant parent [chuckle] . It’s a cute little guy, though, won’t get much bigger than this.

If you’re looking for a functional indoor garden, you could always go for [footsteps] herbs! Those’ll be a little more picky as they tend to shrivel from time to time, but if you keep a close eye on them and take care of them, it shouldn’t be too much work. You could easily keep some basics like basil, oregano, thyme, cilantro, etcetera, etcetera. The window above my kitchen sink has been turned into my herb garden [chuckle] . Which is really helpful when my boyfriend is cooking and I forgot a couple things at the store. Which, uh [clearing throat] totally never happens.

Oh, you’re uh, handing me your card! [Pause] Go nuts? [Chuckle] I don’t know if you really know what you’re asking for here, pal. ‘Go nuts’ is a pretty arbitrary phrase and I can really, uh, go nuts , when it comes to plants and spending money on plants. [Lengthy pause] Okay, so no limits on price, do what I think is best? Ooh ho ho [laughter] you’re really putting your life in my hands! Let me go grab a pallet cart. [Quick footsteps, Raleigh’s voice sounds further away] Do you have a picture of the room you’re trying to fill, man? I gotta at least somewhat know what I’m working with! [Voice is closer again] Okay, okay, I see what you’re working with, here.

[Sound of small wheels on pavement, rustling of foliage] Let’s start you with a couple of these [sound of effort] areca palms to fill those corners and work further into the room. [Footsteps] Then, we’ll go for these [sound of effort] snake plants and fiddle leaf fig for some variation. And we’ll do some of these hibiscus plants! [sound of effort] They do great in sunlight and they’ll add some color and flowers, obviously. You got a preference on color? No? Cool. And I’ll grab you some of these moon cacti, again for color, but they’re prickly, like you!

[Footsteps, Raleigh’s voice gets further away again, he continues rambling about plants] [Sound of terracotta being lifted from a shelf] What’s up, bud? [Voice comes closer] Oh that? That’s hens and chicks. Cute name right? You’ll start with just one central plant, the hen, then it grows like crazy and you get the little ones, the chicks, surrounding it and spreading out. This one’s got some growing to do before it gets any chicks. It’s still just a sprout. Aw, oh my god, just like you! You’re just a chick now, but once you get started at school, you’ll have tons of little friends surrounding you and you’ll all grow together! [Cooing] Aw, don’t look so grumpy, Sprout. If your new hoard feels your bad attitude, they won’t grow well! Then you’ll have to come see me again [clicks teeth] .

Tell you what, this little lady is on the house, but you have to take good care of her if you want any chicks. Let’s get you checked out and get your new hobby loaded in the car. Uh, yeah. While you were staring down this hen I rounded out your order. Most of these should be pretty easy for a beginner, such as yourself [footsteps] but, uh, if you have any issues, of course call me. I’m literally a plant doctor [chuckle] . Oh right, my number! Well, here’s my card, but gimme a second. [Pen clicking, scribbling] That’s gonna be my personal cell on the back there. You’re more likely to get a hold of me that way. Especially outside of business hours.

Yeah, no, feel free to call me whenever! I gotta know how my newest client’s sunroom turns out! Besides, I have a feeling I’ll miss that grumpy face of yours, Sprout. Speaking of which, like I said, let’s get you checked out and then we’ll get this garden crammed into your car! Ooh a truck! Nice! You came prepared! Still I bet you weren’t expecting to leave with this many plants… [Voice fades out].

[eyesore-boi]

Ey there! Do you like Markiplier? Specifically In Space with Markiplier? And do you like Mouthwashing? Ever thought of a crossover between the two? Well, think no more since I HAVE WRITTEN THAT EXACT THING!! >:DD Here's the synopsis:

Set a year after the Invincible successfully made it through their trip, the Captain and their crew have been doing well in setting up a new colony for themselves, but there's still plenty of work to do. Maybe even more so than expected, since during a (what was supposed to be) short supplies run, they suddenly get alerted of a distress signal from a freighter ship called "Tulpar". They decide to investigate, always willing to help those in need, but...why does this feel a little wrong, Captain?

So yeah! I actually really do enjoy writing, used to do it a TON when I was younger, but recently...dunno guess I kinda lost the motivation to write, least publicly. I do still write, mainly for RP's and personal gifts to friends, but just never found the right opportunity to write something publically....until n o w >:]]

I have a l o t of ideas for this lil AU, lot of things that'll make Markiplier and (hopefully) Mouthwashing fans will like! And tho I got bout 3-4 chapters ready to go rn, it'll prolly take me a while to post consistently due to college/life stuff, and I'm still getting used to AO3 formatting, but still...I think you guys are really gonna like it >:]

But yeah, anyhoo if you'll excuse me I got some mouthwash to chug, so I'll cya then! *backflips out the airlock*

[frjimdefroque]

!!ADMIN!!!!!!! WOAH

it’s late and i have something i’d like to ramble about.

pull up a chair folks, and buckle in.

Anyways, i’ve just noticed that I use “…” a lot. And like a LOT A LOT. I just want to make a disclaimer that “…” is one of my favorite little parts about writing because it really sets the mood. When I’m writing and roleplaying n shit the reason why I think I use it is because I treat my writing a lot like how I speak, and the use of commas, semicolons, and a bunch of other punctuation (I can’t think of the word rn. Literary devices?? That’s not it…) it’s really just me trying to put expression into the way I talk. There’s a difference between “?” and “???” and “!” and “!!!” and using a period or not at the end of a message. So I think the use of the “…” (cannot think of words to save my life rn) is just me trying to express emotions, or the way I say something, or the conversation or whatever. because this:

…are you stealing my pills???

is VERY different from this:

Are you stealing my pills?

and this:

I just don’t get it…

is very different from this

I just don’t get it.

I don’t really understand myself tbh. I just write what sounds the best in my head, and most of the time I’m not paying attention to what I write. I really just ramble on in RPS what makes the most sense, and then check afterwards to see if everything is stitched together well. (and when it’s not, I don’t do much about it.)

Dunno really what this is about. I guess it was really just me explaining expressing emotions through text?

anyways yeah

[thereal-brockthrockmorton]

WELCOME DANCERS!

I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SIT ON MY PHONE ALL DAY AND TALK TO LITTLE STRANGERS! THIS SHOULD BE FUN!

(ooc under cut)

Hi! Charles here! I know what you're thinking... woah! another ask blog?! you're doing too much, brah! And to that I say. Yes! I am doing to much! But I love Brock and im having fun! Plus, I also maybe hope to spread my Discocube propaganda, but who's to say! Mwehehehe.....

ANYWHOOZLES!

Here's the run down of the blog. Things to ask. things not to ask. you know how it goes.

RULES!:

No NSFW. I'm a minor. Don't be flickin weird bro.

Don't spam my inbox. I'm not gonna answer shit like "hi" and "how are you", that's boring. Gimme juicy stuff.

I'll try to do drawn responses for some, but as to not burn myself out so fast, I'll also just have in character text sent.

I'm cool with RP interactions! 100%! However, the way I hc Brock may not be how you expect it to be, so my responses may not be what you want.

Please please please please PLEASE just always keep in mind that I AM A REAL PERSON. And anything hurtful or weird will not be tolerated. I have the right to delete asks from anyone.

COOL THINGS TO ASK!:

"What's your opinion on [character]?"

Questions pertaining to his hobbies

His past (its angsty, ye be warned)

General compliments

Roleplays!

ABOUT BROCK:

This is Brock. Hi. He's a retired model, millionaire, and what I mean by "somewhat immortal" is that he still ages and will die of old age, but he cannot be killed by other means. If he does "die" he'll just wake up the next day, and won't even remember what happened. Thus, meaning he has no idea he can't die. It's some weird curse pertaining to the elevator.

Brock is VERY. Loud, so all of his responses will be SENT IN CAPS. ALL CAPS. LIKE THIS. HE WILL NEVER TYPE IN LOWERCASE, BECAUSE HE PHYSICALLY CANNOT TURN HIS VOICE DOWN.

Annnnnnd um. Yeah. He has like an angsty background or whatever I guess I dunno.

Anyway, that's all you get to know. Anything else you wanna know, you'll just have to send an ask :)

BTW!!! THIS BLOG IS IN RELATION TO

@geometricgiovanni

@fourcornereddylan

so expect interaction with them lolsies

Yep!!! That's abt it!!! Enjoy i guess! I'm really excited I love Brock sosososo much... giggles so joyously....

Oh yeah, tagging system:

brock answers : he answers an ask

brock rambles : misc posts not from an ask

brock ooc : when its an ooc post

[ask-frater-imperator]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Hello all, I am Frater Imperator. Anyone may call me Copia, Papa, C, Cardi, Papa Emeritus IV (even if it is not my title anymore) or anything appropriate.

I am 54 years old and have been on Tumblr for a while now.. I am still learning things daily, though.

My current rules that I may change one day for now are as follows:

Please, for minors and such only SFW (safe for work) asks or questions, I welcome all my fans and want to ensure that they are all comfortable or feel safe reading this blog.

Flirting and such is still fine..

I will be answering questions or updating when I have the time. I am mainly busy with my duties, but I will always make time for you all.

Andd- time for my (the mod's) into!

Just as always, I still wish to remain anonymous for the most part.

Anyone may call me what they want, I mainly refer to myself as mod, and since this will be posted, a sign off of "-JK". I am commonly called clown or a few other nicknames.

I am in a relationship as well, JOKING flirting is fine if anyone wishes to, but I love my partner like Gomez Addams loves Morticia. So, please keep flirting to just jokes.

My pronouns are He/Him, I am a trans man that has adhd, autism, chonic pain and too much more. I wanted to add an intro for myself to.. I guess remind people I am human? I dunno, I just like rping as my comfort character..

As always, people can ask questions of me. If it gets too personal, I will not answer it. So please keep that in mind. Also, ignore me getting Copias age wrong for the longest time- //

// This blog was created 4/14/24. It was updated on 6/27/24. \\

[THE CLERGY AWAITS YOUR QUESTIONS]

// Working on a chapter of my own.. will probably be done around February..\\

// I also run @ask-the-goore (a mary goore ask/rp blog). I'm putting this here because I need more asks over there..\\

[fedoraspooky]

In light of tumblr shooting itself in the foot, I've been thinking about what I should do with my art from now on. Obviously, deleting my old posts off here isn't gonna do shit, it's essentially locking my door after my house got emptied out by burglars. Especially with my old rp account I no longer can log into, they're just gonna steal and sell my old art that I posted there and I can't even flip a questionably-affective toggle about it.

Thing is, I dunno how many people are gonna actually leave. I'm not even sure I will, since I have a lot of friends here... And after so many shitty updates a lot of people are just hanging on out of spite at this point.

That said, I'm considering that for art posts and stuff, maybe I'll post them elsewhere and just link to them here so they're not on tumblr's servers? Idk... Tumblr tends to kill the visibility of links but I'm not really sure what else I can do.

Also, there's the question of where to actually post new stuff. Bluesky seems the most active but I dont know if old posts cut off after a certain amount of posts like twitter does, in which case that would not be a good archive in the long run. xnx

Cohost is functionally pretty close to tumblr, but ngl it seems super isolated on there bc of its commitment to not showing any likes on your posts. I get that its to combat the social media numbers game, but the downside is that it looks like nobody's even seen your work. If people like something of yours there's no way outside of notifs to see it, so scrolling down on your page and seeing only zeros after zeros of comments on stuff (comments are the only visible number), it's easy to feel like you're just posting into a void.

Pillowfort is pretty good, and they just added tag blocking and the ability to queue/schedule posts. Still kinda quiet and invite only, but if you sign up for the invite queue you can get one pretty fast. Also i probaby have a ton of invites sitting around if anyone wants one. I wish it had an app, but mobile web version works well enough I guess, and I'm already used to doing that with sheezy and newgrounds, so I just have those open in mobile tabs together.

Speaking of, Newgrounds has been pretty good, but due to the nature of the portal system and stuff you're more encouraged to post only your better-looking stuff there. You CAN post doodles if you want, but only outside of the portal, which limits their visibility. Kinda like dA's scraps system I guess.

Sheezy looks super promising customization-wise so I'm thinking of posting there more when it opens up to more peeps.

Toyhouse also looks really good for OC and story things too, and also has a good degree of customization.

There's probs options I haven't even thought about, but its good to know there ARE options. I may post in several of those places for now and see how it goes. Test the waters a bit.

If you're thinking of moving your art elsewhere lemme know where, I'm curious to see where people are going :o

Especially you moots, i need to refind my pals in these other places!

[suddenly-likes-musicals]

Hey, uh... My name is Paul. I've been told there are people on this site who are... used to weird shit happening and might be able to help? Or at least give advice or kind words? I dunno. Uh, long story short, I kind of have a... disease, you could say? Some alien parasite infected me and now I gotta... sing and dance on occasion. I don't know how to explain it. Sorry if any of that leaks onto here, I'm trying to control it but it's really difficult...

More info about me: Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'1 Age: 33 Diagnosed Autistic and Anxiety Disorder I work an office job in CCRP's technical department. I enjoy black coffee, sharks, and my kinda-girlfriend. Used to not like musicals, still kind of don't because they make me lose control, but the Hive sure likes them... it really likes music, always plays music. Beautiful music. Shit, sorry. Adopted uncle of like half of Hatchetfield, I guess? I'm not really good with kids but they just keep coming to me for advice. Only one of these kids is my actual blood nephew. Hey, Richie.

My ask box is open for advice, support, help... just to talk? Anything really. ((OOC text guide: Normal Text: Paul speaking Italics text: Paul-controlled singing Blue italics: Hive-controlled singing Blue normal/bold: Hive speaking

((OOC Introduction! Hello! My name is Draco. They/Them pronouns. (also the admin of @gracie-chasity lmao) 23, Currently on a Hatchetfield/Starkid kick so we'll see how long this lasts. Always open to cross-fandom rp and will absolutely respond to in-fandom rp. This is STRICTLY a rp account, I most likely will not answer any personal questions about myself, especially if I do not know you/have not spoken to you for long. If I speak out of character, it'll be proceeded by ((ooc: and will most likely be in this purple. Will probably just stick to ask rp for now but may be open to dm roleplay later. Thank you <3

Boundaries:

Amending the mdni rule (mostly bc I kinda feel bad and a huge handful of starkid fans are minors), Do not interact whatsoever if you are under 14. Anyone else will be fine, just no nsfw asks/replies unless you are 18+. Thank you :)

NSFW asks are allowed but tread with caution, I can and will delete any asks I don't feel comfortable with.

I am not associated with Starkid in any capacity, I am merely a fan who likes the characters!

[mayhem-moth]

Intro page:

Most importantly:

Please look at these posts if you can. I do not mind if you don't look at the rest of this introduction, but at least look at these posts.

Things i'll block people for:

*Anyone who is pro-israel or is pro any genocide.

*Policing people on harmless identities and ways of being. Just let people chill in peace please.

*Trying to say a certain queer identity has it worse or easier than others. No you are just queerphobic. No identity can protect you from that.

*Discriminatory behavior. DON'T BE RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, ANTI-SEMETIC, ISLAMAPHOBIC, APHOBIC, ABLEIST, etc If you don't want me to block you.

*Basically, if someone is just being an ass honestly :/. I prefer communication, but if someone is deliberately hurting others, i will not waste my time.

ABOUT ME:

OKAY, SERIOUS STUFF ALREADY PUT OUT THERE THIS IS THE NOT IMPORTANT SECTION. ....I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE. AHG, I'LL UPDATE IT LATER, WHO CARES.(This part has been updated a lot, apparently i actually know a lot of things to put here now)

OH I KNOW I'LL JUST PUT A BUNCH OF RANDOM SMALL TALK THINGS I LIKE

Favorite color: blue,green, purple (can you tell?)

Favorite animals: Cats, Moths, Tardigrades, Possums, bats, Sea toads(LOOK AT THIS LIL GUY👇)

They derp. Gongeous.

Hobbies: Art purdy much

FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TOO LOOK!! Also send me your own :D

Rp blogs:

Notice: I haven't exactly been using my rp blogs for a while. I'm not sure when or if I will, but regardless, you likely won't get a response.

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

@tren-the-goblin (not using anymore. If i do She will need major changes. To both design and personality. )

@wizard-of-science-aya-k (Will use but fair warning shes kinda fucked up-. She is also very entertwined with my other rp characters story and you probably won't go to long without that character becoming entertwined depending on what i feel like)

@draknie-mothman (I dunno what to do with this adorable beastly fellow not using for rp rn)

@the-unknowable

Other blogs:

@mayhem-moth-spams-reblog (I never use this account anymore now. Absolutely useless and takes the fun out of torturing your moots and followers.)

Alt accounts:

@mayhem-moth-2 (this is my main alt. I have used it for rps with the the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem account before. My excuse is that im lazy.)

@tren-the-goblin-2 (not using)

[pookamhura]

So there was a thread on the Moon Guard forums titled "From Murder Hobos to Murder Home Owners! Player Housing Coming To World of Warcraft!

In which the Pook posted "We're going to have the stabbiest HOA ever!" which was then deleted by the AI Bot they have moderating their forum for violating community standards against violence."

The AI moderator could not read the room and figure out that the post was on an RP server's forum for a game where we stab trolls and orcs and those little guys who yiff your corpse in the battle grounds. Like seriously, AI modbot, as a human being I know it can be hard to read the room some times. But c'mon. This isn't World of Ticklefightcraft (results may vary in Goldshire). This is World of Warcraft. The Pook is a level 20 F2P rogue who is a refugee from a disaster that wiped out 80 percent of us. I've done a lot of stabbing.

I mean heck. I'm timewalking Deadmines stabbing everything in sight just to farm linen and wool for an alt so I can level up their tailoring and enchanting. The entire expedition being funded by me singing "stabbity stabbity their life of depravity ends with a knife or two inside their body cavity". This game is a glorious Thomas Kincade painting in honour of the glory of stabbing. I mean, I guess for casters the game is to the honour and glory of shooting, zapping or frying. I dunno, the Pook's a rogue. I just point myself in the right direction and stab.

Your game is a violence simulator and you give the Pook a house? You don't think it's going to be decorated without stabbing being involved? You don't think we'll have a stabby HOA? You know we will. You know we will.

To: Grogon The Gurgulator

HOA by-law 4521.1c states that all pile of skulls displayed in view of the community must be of less than 6 feet of height and more than four feet in height. The pile of skulls on display in your living room are 6 feet and 2 inches in height as determined by our community inspector and are visible from the street in violation of neighbourhood policy. You will be fined 200 gold for each day your non-compliant pile of skulls is displayed to the community.

Brenda Azgilixorion - The Avenger of Drubothia: Stabby Valley Home Owner's Association.

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To: Grogon The Gurgulator:

Our community inspector determined your living room curtains remained have remained closed since two days after you were given notice for your violation of HOA bi-law 4521.1c for open display of a pile of skulls of greater than 6 feet.

HOA by-law 6329.3e states that curtains on all street facing ground windows must remain open from one hour after sunrise until one hour before sunset for security reasons. It has been six days since you were notified of violation violation of by-law 4521.1c you have now incurred 400 gold in fines for the two days you were in violation of by-law 4521.1c but have also incurred 800 gold in fines for the four days you've been in violation of by-law 6329.3e.

All fines are enforced by stabbing.

Brenda Azgilxorion - The Avenger of Drubothia: Stabby Valley Home Owners Association.

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To: Grogon the Gurgulator:

Our Community Compliance Officer, Sprixie Spanklebum - Bloodifier of the Demon Lord Anxle Flernk reports that she was stabbed while trying to collect your outstanding fines totaling 1200 gold for violations of HOA by-law 4521.1c and by-law 6329.3e.

Our Community Compliance Officer states that when she notified you of your legally binding obligation to pay the fines for you violations of HOA by-laws 4521.1c and 6329,3e that you drew a four inch dagger from your belt and stabbed her in excess of 3 times but fewer than 7 stabs.

I would like to remind you that HOA by-law 72993.6h clearly states that all daggers on display in view of the public must be of of a length not less than six inches and not more than 14 inches. it is the findings of the Stabby Valley Home Owners Association Regulations and Compliance Board that each stab withdrawn qualifies as an new and separate violation of 72883.6h. Since this is your first violation of HOA by-law 72993.6h you will only be fined for the first stabs withdrawn. Please render payment of fines due within the next 10 business days or the dagger you left in Community Compliance Officer Sprixie Spanklebum will be sold at auction and the proceeds will be applied towards the payments of your outstanding fines.

Brenda Azgilxorion - The Avenger of Drubothia: Stabby Valley Home Owners Association.

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Gods dammit AI modbot. It's World of Warcraft. We stab more people before 9am than most people stab all day. You know what the game is.

[cleverxgirl]

I need to ramble/vent a moment. I just have some stuff on my mind.

So I've been doing this for many years now and have enjoyed every moment. But lately I've felt...limited in terms of interactions. Like there are so many amazing blogs out there that I'd love to write with, but most of them seem more keen on keeping to their own circles and not really interested in crossovers. It doesn't help that I'm probably one of the last active Jurassic Park Rp blogs on this site, so I can't even look to my own fandom for interactions most of the time.

Maybe it's my muse or perhaps times have changed since I first started this blog. Hell, I know Role-playing a prehistoric animal is limiting in of itself, but even then, it just feels like nobody is really interested nowadays. Though let me be clear, I'm not saying people have to interact with me. I just wish people were more interested.

I dunno, this post doesn't make any sense. And I feel like I'm whining and complaining. And I don't wanna come off as being entitled or anything like that. I guess the bottom line is that I feel limited on who I can interact with.

[ask-builderman]

[YAY! AN ASK BLOG OF HATRED- NO..I MEAN BULDERMAN!!! also i need to stop making rp-like asks even tho they arent rp..also post-chpt 3..I JUST LUV BUILDERMAN AAAA]

[Currently speaking: paula and paige]

[paula speaks like this]

[paige speaks like this]

".."

"oh. hi."

"i came back"

"maybe to visit."

"i was supposed to see fear"

"but i guess i'll stick with you for a while"

".."

"i may not be the nicest person..considering that i-''

".."

"i-"

"PAULA! WHERE HAVE YOU-''

"..."

"why is IT here!?"

"PAIGE! CHILL!...this is an ask blog(4th wall break-)..we can't fight here..IT wont be happy"

"look..i know ..i know IT is the embodiment of hatred- I-I MEAN..JUST BUILDERMAN!"

"..please just be nice..paige,like how nice you are to greed''

''..good point...now go ask IT"

"..hey builderman? uhh..im not much of a...well..i-i dunno..but..i-ive got something i m-made..!"

''ice cream! its vanilla!..wait..can you even eat...?''

"that..doesnt matter now..its..for you!"

"paula..seriously..IT will kill us any second-"

"SHUT."

".."

"here's the ice cream,builder!..have a nice day...or noon..or afternoon..or evening..or midnight.."

''..im sorry...for being here out of nowhere..''

*Although uneasy upon hearing Paige talk with Paula, he smiled and responded nonetheless.*

"It's very much alright! Friend...! You can leave the icecream there on... On the bed... Thank you..."

[jizzlords]

⋆ NAME?: helvetica

⋆ PRONOUNS?: he/him

⋆ MOST ACTIVE MUSE(S)?:  ozzie, my beloved ♡

⋆ RP PET PEEVES?:  not tagging accordingly (long posts, whatever). reblogging an ask but i've fixed that :}

⋆ EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS?: i've been around... certain corners of the internet. but i think it's 14+ years in this scene (tumblr dot go dot gov dot com)

⋆ EXPERIENCE?:  yes. lol.

⋆ FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT?:  all of the above. i really like romance, makes me all happy. i'm actually more open with smut as of late and wanna dabble in it some more since taking on this muse. dunno what happened, couldn't tell ya!

⋆ PLOTS OR MEMES?: i don't rely on memes nor do i rely on plotting. there's been a lot of changes. but something about ozzie's muse makes plotting come pretty easy if we throw maybe 2-3 ideas at a wall to see what sticks. i'm prone to winging it but i guess ozzie gives me a lot of creative inspiration.

⋆ LONG OR SHORT REPLIES?:  i like a fine medium. if we hit it off and write each other personal books (almost inevitable), so be it. more to develop together.

⋆ TIME TO WRITE?:  with ozzie being this passionate fire that just goes, goes, goes ... when it comes to this blog — anytime. (knock on wood)

⋆ ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S)?: i hope so? HAHA i hope so for the sake of portraying him accurately and delivering an interesting read/writing experience. i hope we're both the similar kind of fun. i try to keep his dialect and mannerisms accurate. i think writers resemble their muses in some ways. not all the time but it's important to be able to differentiate. it's not impossible to have relations with characters, good or "bad". part of why we take 'em on, right?

Tagged by: @vanaglcria xoxo Tagging: @r-adio, @l-ucitiel, @gctchell, @xluciifer, @damnedrainbows, @pridefell, @predeition, @fizeroli, @clwngasm, @prnkill, @pompedia, @helldrip, @hazbintales, @pridetempt, @alteredassistant, @videoaux, @spiderslvts, @bloominghands, @hellahtel, @discoinfernos idk who has or hasn't done this but u should tag me if u decide to do steal it. 👁️👁️

[venaue]

" Eeh..? A celebration? For me? Hah..? Ah- Kyehehe, what a surprise. "

Happy Birthday Mace !! (31/08/24)

um . i really don't know how these things work but i rly rly wanted to do it so !!! happy (late now for me) birthday to the silliest silly !!!

um if you wanna like interact rp style or sm you can send in ask form at @nrc-asteryn-crew !!

or um idk any other interactions can go here idm !!

(am i tooting my own horn a little ... maybe ... but idc rn ill feel embarrased in the morning LMAO)

random voicelines + slightly cropped ver of pic under cut <3

Voicelines:

(pls note i wrote majority of these in class and some others jst now so they arent that proof read 😭)

" Boo! Kyehehe, did I getcha? 'Kay wait- jus cuz' I'm in this preppy lil' outfit don't mean I ain't scary-! "

" Haappy birthdayyy to meeee! Happy birth- ack- hey- 'scuse you! I'm the birthday boy, ya'know. Ya can't shut me up today! Kyehehe."

" Lilia and Cater were fawnin' all over me today... Ghk... Don't they get that I'm not a little baby or somethin'..? Hey- yes I did mind! And no I was not smilin'! Shut it!"

" Kyaaa! Seriously, Ortho's the frickin' best. Look what he 'n Idia made me! Look look! Ain't it cool?! "

" I can't believe Aros made me fix up my hair! He was practically groomin' me like a little dog! That's supposed to be Anchor's thing, not mine... My hair looked fine. Hmph. "

" Oh my god. Ya should've seen it- I was walkin' to the cafeteria, right? And outta nowhere- Yuuto just- appears, and hands me a canvas with a whole self portrait of myself on it?! I literally had to go back to Ignihyde to put it in my dorm... Like- great sevens-..."

" ...Aha- I guess this wasn't so bad... Thanks. But don'tcha know? I'm a busy person-..! Hey- ack- stop draggin' me around for seven's sake-! "

"...Maybe I should go 'n say somethin' to Anchor... Ah- I dunno... Nevermind, I guess. Maybe I should just enjoy this while it's happenin'. "

" Kyehehe, Anchor looked so unsure of 'imself today- It was almost funny. ...Almost. "

" Birthdays, hm? What's one more year of livin' to someone who's already dead..? Aha- nevermind nevermind- ... "

" Ya'know, back when I was real young, there used to be tons'a people at the birthday parties I had. Even though I barely had any family, Anchor's was always there with us! It was always me 'n him, together... Ahah... "

Duo:

Mace: " Woah-! I ain't had a cake this good in forever! "

Kiyuu: " Hehe, 'course not. This one was made with love~! "

cropped img !! ☆