#i dont honestly remember

[mooncalf87]

"I've got no holes left to deflower!"

THE NOSE??? THE EARS??? YOUR EYE SOCKETS, ANGEL???????

[caramelldansenu]

[isjasz]

[Day 193]

Found her

(I only vaguely remember this happening in S8 LOL but yeah :D)

[humans-are-tasty]

[hey-its-danny]

i cant remember when i drew this but i figured it would be fun to colour it hehe…

[muyuudontsleep]

Roleswap au dump

So I had a shit ton of trigun roleswap au drafts that I wanted to finish, but it's been a year and I'm honestly too tired to think of it again so I'm dumping all of them here

Lots of love and peace to @shelternmberone for this amazing au, if inspiration strikes again I might return to them ❤���❤️❤️

Meryl D'Stryfe being the hottest woman in the planet

manga panel redraw (+ merilly's car study)

More meryl bc im in love

More meryl sketches

7 pages comic of merylmilly encounter the insurance guys and get chased away right after (really wanna finish this lol)

[sloanslone]

My english is not the best, forgive me! I've been following your work for a while now and you've been my biggest inspiration, thank you very much!

Aaaa question, what do you think about hermody??? I'm curious about that! How would Hermes react?

I'm really glad you enjoy my work 🩵 HermOdy is nice! I think they're actually kinda cute...Very (crack/comfort)shippy honestly! Hermes has a soft spot for Ody in my EPIC HC so...

Small doodle for funsies

(don't mind the weird tags)

[vroomvroomwee]

Who was gonna tell me that sitting down on a cold hard floor alone in a room barely illuminated with only a small lamp light in the dead of night, hugging your knees while putting the same song on loop to play over and over and over again as you close your eyes and start rocking side to side softly and slowly for 30 minutes FELT SO GOOOD??

[cruxsims]

i keep seeing that post making rounds about renaming your cc with no special characters to fix your loading times, which, i haven't tried out yet but i want to! yet i keep seeing people doubting its efficacy so, if you want a solution I can confirm works wonders to run the game faster: let me redirect your attention to this mod

they aren't kidding when they say it makes the game run smoother and helps with the lag. i know personally it fixed my loading times SIGNIFICANTLY and many friends i have sent this to have confirmed me to have experienced the same. best of all? it's just a one time download!! it doesn't break with new patches and doesn't require updating

it honestly was a game changer for me and seeing there's so many people out there who also struggle with booting up their game (which, idk why i assumed it'd be a me thing) and although the installation might sound a bit confusing it's actually quite easy 👍

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

The fact that this is a tag makes me. so happy, actually

[fjordfolk]

she's really an autumn girlie but winter will do also

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

more color/lighting practice ft. Them!!! the besties!

[p-ogman]

Bro you do not have to nyah ^w^ everytime u see ur bodyguard

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

Krueger and Nikto sent on leave, arriving home later than expected to their lover who fell asleep at the table waiting for them?

KxNxR

❤️

"SCHEIẞE! THE FUCKING TRAFFIC WAS SO-"

Oh.

You were asleep. On the couch. You were waiting for them. Krueger immediately shut up, signaling the same for the shadow at the door. Almost biting his tongue from the whiplash, teeth slamming shut loudly. Some form of guilt quickly awakening as he realized how harshly he opened the door, practically kicking it down. The shadow peeking over his shoulder.

"We better be quiet, they look...uneasy."

"Nightmare? Let's get cleaned up quickly."

Ushering to each other as Krueger quickly picks you up. Carefully and slowly fitting his hands below your knees, one to your upper back. Lifting you up the stairs, making sure your feet don't dangle and swing. Silently shushing you whenever you mumble in your sleep.

"They must be pretty exhausted to be having a nightmare, fuck. Blame it on the traffic."

"They waited for us."

"Of course they would, fucking self sacrificial bitch. Sigh. Hopefully their thoughts will quiet down once we settle."

Krueger made sure you didn't wake up as he kneeled on the bed. Slowly shuffling to the center as he lowered you there. A messy, untidy bed. They really couldn't blame you, it was nearing the morning than it was night.

Thankfully they had already somewhat unbuckled the gear they wore, mid traffic, mostly due to how uncomfortable it was to sit in that. In a leather chair. Almost cringing at the rattle of plastic and metal together. Loud, very loud.

Praying to whatever god was out there as they looked back to you. Only letting themselves breathe again as they saw no movement from your sleeping body.

"Fucking dumbass."

"Ich wille ficken dich. Ach- we smell like shit."

Rank was the word they would use to describe the smell as they both practically speed walked into the shower, slightly gagging at each other's scent. Far too lazy to give each other any form of privacy as they showered together. And each other.

"You fucking like it when I scratch here?"

"Ja, a bit rougher."

"dog."

"Says the one that likes their back scratched."

"I have back pains, you cunt."

"Old."

Purely mentally exhausted as they exit the shower. Partially air drying and halfway using the towel as they resist the urge to jump back into bed. Only stopped mid air by Nikto's hand as he carried the other man hip by hip like a bag.

"You're going to wake them."

"Release me, I need to hold mein Liebe now."

"Oh am I not your love anymore?"

"I am going to claw at you."

A weird messy cuddle pile formed at the end of their bickering. Comfortably situating you under their heavy fat ass bodies, practically indenting you into the bed as they snore the night away. And day. Don't think you can escape when these heavy cunts are pressing you against each other so tightly it's like they want to press you into a log.

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Ps: there will be a dent in the bed from how heavy these fucked are. Also yes they sleep naked. They're tired. And their skin leaves red marks against yours because they're just heavy cunts.

Masterlist

[forgotten-daydreamer]

Okay but, people are always like "Bruce having dad strength isn't even canon" like, excuse me? The man that yanks his 6' 255 lbs son by the collar of his shirt in like 0.2 secs to save them both from the explosion that said son, dead-weight and reluctant to go, set up? The man that gives a piggyback ride to the same son who struggles and puts up a fight to be let go? The man who strips his bloodied, passed-out 5'5" 125 lbs son of his uniform and puts civvies on him to then carry him bridal-style to the hospital as of he were lifting a feather? The man who carries his dead 5'10" 175 lbs son in his arms for god knows how long? That man?

[moeblob]

North and Simon: (shaking hands on killing Simon potentially)