#dpmo

[sloanslone]

My english is not the best, forgive me! I've been following your work for a while now and you've been my biggest inspiration, thank you very much!

Aaaa question, what do you think about hermody??? I'm curious about that! How would Hermes react?

I'm really glad you enjoy my work 🩵 HermOdy is nice! I think they're actually kinda cute...Very (crack/comfort)shippy honestly! Hermes has a soft spot for Ody in my EPIC HC so...

Small doodle for funsies

(don't mind the weird tags)

[kosmogrl]

If you sleep with socks on you're a psychopath

sorry I like to keep my feet warm and cozy and happy???? your feet are miserable but not mine

[porcubus]

don carmilla if they got real

The imposter

[princessbrunette]

going into my pilates class soon so i’ll address this now because wtf are you even talking about. i add black girls to my moodboards on here so that everyone can feel included the way they should. i’m not excluding anyone from my moodboards sorry u can’t make me

[m4el-1t0]

When I talk about The Iliad to people who aren't into it I don't use ambiguities I straight up call Patroclus Achilles' lover because it's been almost 3000 years don't pmo we have taken many hetero couples for granted for much LESS than what they have

[dumbandpoetics]

this is the first and last time i'm addressing anything that has to do with this situation.

but this is insane. this is fucking INSANE. i am begging some of you to log off and touch grass. PLEASE. this is not healthy, it's deranged behavior, and quite frankly, dangerous. let go of the parasocial relationship you have with this man. talking 'bout "you're so butthurt" bruh, you will never have a chance with him, he doesn't know you and he NEVER will. it's time to accept the fact that joe burrow is not the man you all paint him in your delusional fantasies to be. he is a grown man pushing 30 and can do whatever the fuck he pleases.

sometimes long-term serious relationships don't last and that's another thing you all need to accept. sometimes two people in those long-term relationships want different things for themselves, sometimes things just don't work anymore. it happens, that's life. long-term relationships don't always have to end in marriage. they could have ended things amicably for all we know. we have absolutely no idea how or why joe and olivia h broke up, but frankly, that's not our business and never has been/never will be. creating theories in your mind as to what happened is so far out of touch from reality. and you all wonder why joe is such a private fucking person to begin with? it's because of people like Y'ALL.

then, the actual audacity to assume a criminal act was staged just for someone to gain publicity is the most delusional shit i have ever heard. someone could have been seriously hurt and YOU'RE MORE WORRIED ABOUT SOMEONE WANTING ATTENTION??? DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW FUCKING INSANE YOU SOUND????? you should be glad that no one was home when it happened and that nobody was seriously hurt. the last thing on your mind should be who the fucking girl was.

oh, also, one more thing. your "bad joke" about joe wanting lesbians is disgusting and not funny. you could've kept that to yourself. supposed "jokes" like that is exactly why us bi/pan people can never fucking live in peace because we're constantly under a microscope of "well are you gay or straight, you can't like both at the same time." disgusting.

anyways, i'm done. i'm blocking anyone in his tag that only cares about gossiping about his personal life. all of you should be ashamed of yourselves. i hope joe and anyone else who were affected by this are doing okay. <3

[adamsc0rpse]

"I like The Pacific" "I don't like Leckie"

[bigazzifuddfan]

waiting for Paige to finally get her own whistle this year.

[cherienymphe]

Me rn bc Queer is coming out on November 27 to limited theaters and I need mine to be one of them

[ringosmistress]

[confirmeddead]

Remembered Marius abandoned Armand for centuries and got pissed off all over again.

[akuasucc]

europeans complaining about immigration kills me cus its usually immigrants stepping up in big games

[umamaki]

The way he went from “interrogate interrogate 😡” to “u passed! im backkkk mc :33333 did u rmb meee xD”

[cakepoppresent]

If I chose the FREE TIER please, PLEASE don't give me access to links where when I click THE FREE LINK it takes me to a fucking paywall

[pixiesnooze]

bro qiu is such a deeply unserious person

LIKE WHAT ???????

his little wave 😭😭😭😭😭

[halfturn]

how can you watch trent alexander arnold weep in front of the kop while the supporters of his boyhood club are singing you'll never walk alone around him and bidding farewell to the only manager he's ever known and somehow come to the conclusion that he's leaving the club