#i dont even know why.

[theguardianace]

they should invent a me that isnt Tired

[fruitwanderer]

The temptation to just unfollow some people is very strong right now

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[zzoupz]

fanart of that fuckass knockoff mouthwashing mobile game

[heartorbit]

if we could stay connected, just like this

[paintedcrows]

Holiday Classics

Been thinking about Ford watching the 70s Animated Lord of the Rings Movies... (companion comic to this post!)

[hinamie]

big fan of panels where they look like they wld beat me up

[itseghost]

the captured! quest was so funny that i actually drew multiple things at once

[kotoneshiomiofficial]

if you are informed that a woman has a dick and your first thought it "wow i must be bi!" you think trans women are men. why the fuck are people defending trap jokes in 2024.

[puppyeared]

thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

[abnomi]

been trying to get back into animation

original gif below ^^ teehee!

[shiverandqueeef]

hey do you guys remember when green day released the explicitly anti-war anthem 'american idiot' back in 2004 as a direct response to all the post-9/11 jingoistic AMERICA HOORAH songs flooding the radio at the time and how it contained the lyrics:

Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

and the point was to use a slur that got right to the core of the conservative propaganda that framed being anti-war as effeminate, weak, un-american? and to take that slur and be like fuck yeah i am and this faggot is going to stand up for what they believe in fuck you

and gay rights activists were mad about it? like how dare this straight man use a gay slur green day is homophobic actually and we should make that the dominant narrative in the discourse and never ever talk about the war stuff

and meanwhile all three members of green day weren't even straight? the lead singer was openly bisexual. billie joe armstrong is very much a faggot. fuck you.

[inkskinned]

i love when words fit right. seize was always supposed to be that word, and so was jester. tuesday isn't quite right but thursday should be thursday, that's a good word for it. daisy has the perfect shape to it, almost like you're laughing when you say it; and tulip is correct most of the time. while keynote is fun to say, it's super wrong - i think they have to change the label for that one. but fox is spot-on.

most words are just, like, good enough, even if what they are describing is lovely. the night sky is a fine term for it but it isn't perfect the way november is the correct term for that month.

it's not just in english because in spanish the phrase eso si que es is correct, it should be that. sometimes other languages are also better than the english words, like how blue is sloped too far downwards but azul is perfect and hangs in the air like glitter. while butterfly is sweet, i think probably papillion is more correct, although for some butterflies féileacán is much better. year is fine but bliain is better. sometimes multiple languages got it right though, like how jueves and Πέμπτη are also the right names for thursday. maybe we as a species are just really good at naming thursdays.

and if we were really bored and had a moment and a picnic to split we could all sit down for a moment and sort out all the words that exist and find all the perfect words in every language. i would show you that while i like the word tree (it makes you smile to say it), i think arbor is correct. you could teach me from your language what words fit the right way, and that would be very exciting (exciting is not correct, it's just fine).

i think probably this is what was happening at the tower of babel, before the languages all got shifted across the world and smudged by the hand of god. by the way, hand isn't quite right, but i do like that the word god is only 3 letters, and that it is shaped like it is reflecting into itself, and that it kind of makes your mouth move into an echoing chapel when you cluck it. but the word god could also fit really well with a coathanger, and i can't explain that. i think donut has (weirdly) the same shape as a toothbrush, but we really got bagel right and i am really grateful for that.

grateful is close, but not like thunder. hopefully one day i am going to figure out how to shape the way i love my friends into a little ceramic (ceramic is very good, almost perfect) pot and when they hold it they can feel the weight of my care for them. they can put a plant in there. maybe a daisy.

[spriinglocked]

glad to see ive attracted the right people with my last post. benny is clearly a beautiful mexican man

absolutely no one has argued with me about this i just like being petty (is this petty? idk. i just think its interesting. also to shut white benny truthers up before they even get here)

[spacizia]

he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

[ghostbsuter]

"What the fuck is your problem!?"

"You! You are my problem!"

"How am I your problem?!"

"I don't fucking know Red Hood, maybe it's because you'RE IN AMITY PARK!"

"Okay? And?"

Phantom is breathing in sharply, eye twitching as he stares down Red Hood– flying was blessing truly.

The man had somehow arrived in Amity of all places and then proceeded to watch his fights— which, was he blushing? Absolutely not— but his rogues, in turn, had strangely acted distant.

Which he isn't complaining about! Less damage and more sleep- but he was hoping for a nice smack down...

No matter how high or fast he flew, Red Hood kept finding him, kept following him, and Phantom had enough!

So now, pissed off and in spooky mood, he dumped a box full of Orbeez, the fully water absorbed ones and had the time of the day, watching the Red Hood fumble as the tiny beads went into every nook and cranny he got.

And he got a lot.